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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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4 a- ` Q; t2 v& }$ z A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." ( x. O( n' G( s. i& }6 w3 V
% X' n9 m. a7 Q" k Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?" ~0 R, K' r8 j- x
7 O" W2 \! q2 C* b6 ], m Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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' d, q2 E' z: D. e: b( \ Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.' `- q; Z; ]7 `; r! T! x5 p5 A ~! {
/ }' ]- M0 t. B3 w "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer.", j6 R. I4 u4 f0 m5 k1 y
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.! v; o1 f- k* ?2 \7 X
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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3 W6 X3 ^0 t! Z+ _ "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"2 w, _- p$ N9 c7 _% Z5 b& Y/ I0 y8 X
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?/ L; D0 I9 `. i" A0 ~' k, Z
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."6 c. f6 V" T6 f0 n& N
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?, v9 x1 q3 F& C+ _+ I' F. c
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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3 i. g) N4 P! s1 m; M' N Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book.", k1 F/ o$ a2 `' E" r0 {/ p
; Y1 K4 I3 K) L "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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