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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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, M: v2 p' C% g/ ?3 S A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!. K/ w9 K# z9 q
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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/ ]! J6 F9 g. {, L0 G/ i( ~ A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." + p: u8 G/ K+ ^) m+ |9 @5 z
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"+ u; H% [! _1 g
) {' e [; N' H* ^5 ] Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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; o5 A( |; v, t5 W Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."2 ^, T' H' f" ]5 G- j, |. A
2 `& q, G# S4 h& I "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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, S: j! C: @- [3 O' A: T6 w( z) b What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"3 R$ f* W" t/ p. E
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."; b- A6 ^! a) y& F' `; K! ^
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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) c/ i$ ]8 n8 Z/ c7 `: \" U0 M On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."4 G0 X% y; k/ w0 J& {# r, m1 Q1 |
/ x6 Q) S" m" F Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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) w6 M/ G1 r% A0 g "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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