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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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+ M& ~; l$ u! f0 V; R: s g I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!: {( O, h- e1 F' i, A; r6 K
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.3 B9 w7 [5 o4 c* T
% f5 K2 q V6 V1 \# ?/ j So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"# E. m6 s9 ^/ V9 N# l( {7 v, R
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.# H% _3 M* T# t. T2 ?
' J% _# w" [! k9 s) U) \ Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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/ H- @' }6 r C$ N0 Q" o "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer.". Y! U6 E9 }8 }8 Q" h
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.! J; _; z6 K( |6 O/ E W- L
" r5 Q9 `& z8 ] What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?1 a- O* r K" }3 V7 C! b
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?& [& N+ l9 n. T, k# b. k5 ~" k
; G0 ]8 \% j, W. F "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."* O* p1 @% j9 z. t" ^
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."9 q! J1 w8 S) g% i: _; A
2 R9 G8 j' q$ n$ \# E* v5 `) n Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."+ `) Z) l/ _. G# c0 N
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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