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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!0 P5 Z; W1 E/ o9 [$ R
0 b h. t5 I/ l A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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4 X6 k, p* l2 O! t: ]% ] I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!: v5 L( E' `) r! D; R
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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3 I! X7 R1 q5 e7 _ So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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2 [1 h' O6 W" ^! S: X( U Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"/ C: a! j& O5 p8 R) h4 G
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.3 X' x3 B# {4 a! z- f' o
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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5 S! F7 k! K- a1 U) p4 M "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."2 a$ V2 R0 B) N% ]. I) o3 x
. X' T+ `+ M& h5 P" C( k; W' c "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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1 g0 w6 [" V) r: v8 W. R2 U9 H What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?. S: Z5 W7 ?5 B8 W! Q" ^
, T3 ?! @+ k, Z ?8 F! c "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"2 r# s) m% i" n% Y5 L& @ [
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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$ @. Q% _! F8 p a "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."/ {4 M) D! I/ _
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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& V$ u0 m) G3 ^5 ? d! J; u6 a3 A2 L On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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' \; S" [- b0 y Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."& t( |% k. D$ _/ k/ ]7 u+ J X
9 S2 Q/ R l* F: z# |6 N* t& N$ d "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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