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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!; X; ~) C, U m+ W2 J
6 e( F' E, U; e( p0 p/ k I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased! K% I3 Q! t7 O2 [, p \
2 j. q2 h; ?1 O- o3 l, P& J7 j A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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9 V1 ^9 M3 N: T So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." + Z8 j$ T3 j6 _5 F
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"0 {$ Y) Y3 e0 g. U, l5 J1 |
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.8 d: r0 w1 Z& ?+ Q! ^
& d% ~8 t: q- F9 _ Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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8 |' ~5 G, H1 [. h "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."7 S7 ?- ^6 R, @6 ?% V( y3 c: @
. ~0 ~7 l$ j3 O "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.9 g( X+ H1 ~9 I* X4 c4 @6 r
8 U3 ^( d! R, E# J What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?3 k5 {1 K7 ~5 l- q
6 _; Z7 q: T) J# R W "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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, h5 w2 @7 l; U9 X/ I! E2 @ What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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" g: X0 S9 V$ f+ J; F2 y5 }, F What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?) }" W) G% o: u4 B
$ R! M3 y! S# V5 n On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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+ F% U5 c4 B, g Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."; l* o+ g0 Q4 z z
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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