 鲜花( 104)  鸡蛋( 37)
|
" \1 R9 }& d$ f4 H, z9 p( R" k
I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
+ N. y& R E# E* g$ F
+ M) c2 o* T1 ?9 ~' j- M( r v A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
" b8 b/ _* F0 `' i2 i
" K1 o' u1 F2 n I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
8 B' Y" n7 E& @- ~$ S7 }' Q$ v0 J, S- W$ j
A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
/ s2 m2 g: Q5 }4 L4 ?
' b' y [$ e/ \! N# A3 l7 \. } So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." ' V. R( N3 {: a+ S/ n
$ |) G& u) i/ c& l Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
6 q- K4 k1 J- Z2 W1 \
! G& D7 E3 q; O" A/ p% N/ F Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.5 W B A% X- w% {, e
8 U# b+ [3 D" b7 |# q: w5 a Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
+ I; F/ q( z- e) u6 S6 W( n( X8 ^' F' q2 Z/ @5 m" C1 x
"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer.": y) C! i Y! b9 _- u
# W& ^+ C$ }8 k# `4 @* |+ N' U
"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said./ M0 Y+ D4 B: h. L5 ?, ^; P' K
7 g- J2 ^5 W% b/ h( _" m: k What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
) R" k$ n# h/ m% j2 f
9 e% X- _! H4 _" b "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"( \* C- \. r- x2 i
: Y" P/ L0 X$ g4 x
What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
' D) s1 Z4 X; O( w( h0 R3 c9 w7 X
"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."9 m! _0 K1 b) T8 x
) K; m/ V* ]7 O% X What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
: c! O+ ]4 ~6 Y I8 s0 `' t& a- L7 C8 T0 M6 W
On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
- f/ x+ o! N y# |' y' h$ V8 g
* U6 ~4 ?9 z3 O: |! V3 ?. d# j2 J Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
' j+ `" H2 x7 ]: R3 }5 v, E+ X4 r- Y: j- l: p4 q' N! N2 R
"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2015-11-11 00:54
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
