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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!" E2 [# O9 F6 o' m' {+ F
& ]" I8 L( r; z4 f2 Z0 c8 Q A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!7 b2 c! @6 v& L' E$ B0 D
; M5 i, s1 V) p I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!/ d- {: L1 w+ r; w8 u- f
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea./ p) V$ v6 }& ~8 r& \' m# s
" T. b# K/ ?9 r# S6 Z/ H So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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/ m4 G$ N; J/ S Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"& I3 Z) H/ ]( Y0 g6 H0 E x6 v
2 N$ s, o5 f& c9 U8 Z& v4 ] Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.) V$ @* V5 L( K! z
, w$ m0 f' e8 L$ b2 z/ e% w Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.7 M3 m- i8 V- u% N: _
6 U$ M1 d: P% N; S8 \1 h "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer.") Z" H* n4 O" J4 a
9 u) n/ K0 K* [ "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.( C" M, O" l( H1 v |
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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( U5 C# ? E) c "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"4 e) E0 ?+ [1 x) b, a& ^- h
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?" L, O' u3 S6 G& J1 N" ~
0 F8 a) Q+ Z- p5 Z$ l% d' P$ X m# e "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?' C9 K8 ]# ?0 g5 T6 `- ^
4 O7 e0 z& Y; x( ]& Q0 b On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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