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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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* P' z: e* k/ F0 u" q i8 n) ^/ h A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!: r0 Y6 }: p, q" i
D p$ T$ N2 D I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased! {& V/ @% K [' n1 @* q& @
1 x+ [ h+ T9 c1 k* q. J: [4 _$ ~ A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.7 ^# i P% X4 i; v6 a3 Z8 y/ w
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 8 G. [1 c; j- v0 d0 U; m* i6 c
: a9 F+ {/ ]* P3 `: u) U Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"% n1 [ z7 G$ H0 @& V6 C6 R _
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.. e4 l; w8 X' q+ v4 A- a
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."% H; q- b I2 `! h/ E9 ^, u
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"6 y: A! _0 K- W( Z+ a% G$ o5 Q/ ?
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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8 n! c% H& A7 u) U. m# j0 f "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?0 v |/ }4 l& ^% q' B
+ k* k. |$ H/ T6 j0 [: k On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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+ T7 d. |6 I# Q8 e Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."( u' s* M, M9 f! X5 [9 w: k
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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