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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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! a$ x9 _2 Y+ h. ?0 s" A6 M A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves! h. B$ w: }/ _; b$ i
. G4 l% w, C' C. f$ [1 Q" `' W Z I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!1 F3 n" |& K# m$ w
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea., ]7 q: D, U# Y. G! [8 @
0 R0 R5 x7 V; S So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 6 Z E+ `3 C* p* F! W% K
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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! j7 L f' k, O, O6 h6 E0 D Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.( u4 }5 c1 f. U& Q4 v5 L7 |9 ?
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."4 t+ i' D* v# P
+ u R! D, u; F1 B) `$ T$ i "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.4 U5 a5 s8 J# M5 h4 } r
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?2 G/ C+ {6 u6 _" E- b1 {
5 o1 `! ~9 G$ e( Q" N "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"4 d3 U- l2 ^- Z/ E- N
, k( ~, i, H' [" F What? Cemetery? What a place is that?9 g$ m( N i8 {! g; H4 F# \
% s. H5 ~: ^% |2 U "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."5 V# R O: b. Y* t6 s8 c5 y
$ j1 R6 n/ B$ \# f! ~& s What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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3 @. ~; N, R& k1 ^1 H; x4 T5 o2 S "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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