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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。! ?+ b- Y X: I6 i
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?! n N, i0 P1 p9 ^1 H0 v
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 0 S5 N; W' y2 I6 K( t# h: |, O
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
; |5 _4 T9 v4 E2 W* D8 E; GConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk & e& N! Y3 i N8 I# k' B
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
( g, f! n- ?0 B+ w' t4 [1 t# }# MConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left % y% C3 Y) u, I3 ^- _" I @# M
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
/ j, t! \0 X; H( Q9 gConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 6 L# A# Z# q3 n# l! G _
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it ' B5 w! A& R4 L6 s, V3 Y/ G
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants . ]; |+ b' \" M3 N# ?! h5 S
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient ' z1 z: h) J& @& j3 I# g
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 2 E$ a: A4 a \# t) E; H
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
1 j7 W) g3 j0 h+ O3 z3 ]& v8 NConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
" ]* w# H6 @' jConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
, O' ]% A% V- O/ RConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent - f: Z0 ~% W- H2 V
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts `8 h; o, z3 W; P& S
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
. ~4 n0 o' h9 n# R8 nConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted + ^- N. K/ O# G5 n% ]
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist " w) I7 S$ F& F+ k
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
" a( c: V7 h2 c/ RConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel # q6 _/ e$ H9 ?( p# l$ l
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck : g3 Y3 @; y1 R5 A$ `1 k/ z$ d
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot C9 P6 h! ?+ O3 Q2 t
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy + @3 F6 F$ C7 X; l) r$ c* c
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
" G2 s5 `% E9 N7 GConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy * p6 C6 A6 a4 O V5 Y
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people , H# ?4 n# |& ~% t$ E2 X5 T5 P
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
! r. U8 |* _. G2 H, T, tConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
3 z0 A" r) R/ D" S0 EConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand ( r; U% G% Q" a
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
; N: ~& }, [0 }( U) G) p' {+ I hConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better * i5 W, F* D; a$ u9 t6 Z+ R: @
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts " M5 Z8 i" O3 \8 z+ |4 m+ J5 v( n
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
) q1 }3 O; u4 V/ n) ^- L0 ~) ]. IConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement $ ^4 n3 `% t% n" v P. ~1 t
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face & q- u [' R; b' {: f% K3 J$ I
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 0 H- y. S8 B* A' k; E7 s- {
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
$ Q4 d& ~7 `) gConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
5 A$ ?% G0 }8 I" P" ^" W2 oConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion - U0 S! R/ p9 [# W& q% O
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
# n; z: `5 w7 N' ?2 |0 CConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny ' i/ R# b, S6 u& m4 }0 h
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
9 f9 l7 G2 x9 b. rConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
4 _* q8 [: i# |# yConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground & M4 M' o' F% X7 \/ @
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
# O% I1 X" }5 q# iConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
; T) }3 H+ @: j) J! @2 i& D+ R- lConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag . t' A& U- F6 k! X
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
2 Z( \) A/ ]* s! H' z x4 o& OConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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