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什么意思?加人同事问大家man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion

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发表于 2016-3-24 09:28 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion  
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不懂。孔夫子说过?
鲜花(79) 鸡蛋(4)
发表于 2016-3-24 11:13 | 显示全部楼层
这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
% y: `4 F7 \) R3 W; g孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?' b% E2 ~% ~3 ?. k: @/ F
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone  ( U7 v$ |1 j1 `. D5 s2 e' I
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around  5 ^! q& D1 M/ z# U" i$ M
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk  ! C6 B5 E+ j' M) j
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it  
6 D+ i6 a. J" ^Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left  , z# U9 d% A8 O6 S' V: K# m1 T- H1 U$ ~
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house  
. o* h9 v0 \  {  cConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night  5 ]& t! {4 K4 C5 Q8 V3 t8 N4 I  [
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it  
6 @8 P0 u/ @" I$ ~Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants  
1 l/ O2 t7 H" f7 VConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient  9 t& f$ k) Z( i% Y4 i$ ^2 T
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly  
* u7 ?% `9 s( Y, V. T6 u+ c" hConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on  
/ r6 R# [1 S9 S5 G  e8 P- S# ~Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long  
$ r7 P4 ?6 b6 m: aConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week  
5 i# V' d" M9 E8 HConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent  ( q9 r) \# U; _0 i4 b( I
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts  : p, {: A* Q, S
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired    Y3 f3 r( }, O5 n+ [5 n- d( f
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted  
9 d5 G& R0 H1 W0 F0 L) }) ^" \Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist  
: n1 C' ]2 i2 S" mConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level  8 H# {* ^# \, c
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel  
+ `2 h# a3 v# s9 _7 r7 U# b$ LConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck  ! o; T8 q: V" g7 ^+ v0 P
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot  
1 i9 r' }6 W% ~+ yConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy  
4 U" L9 V* Y6 o9 W/ d2 N7 vConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts  
2 y* k  Z7 T3 K# Q( I1 N1 MConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy  4 s# H8 ^2 `3 r9 F* |( G% {; V+ F9 y
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people  . E  m8 d# N% B' E/ N
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean  ( C+ w" s4 ]) K) a6 b
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok  " q5 A. M- H1 Z8 c6 c+ K
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand  
& i: m& P0 j4 Q% U0 L  c& s( j& V6 CConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab  4 C' T: G! ^# x9 m. ?/ u$ g
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better  ' w' T$ @' ^# `9 T
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts  1 O6 ~7 _' Z  n/ f: p5 E4 o
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders  
( P6 n! }* F( AConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement  5 X+ D( c. x; e1 r8 p/ \/ S! O
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face  
% \* E# t: b- u) g6 D) ~" YConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot  ! f9 s8 J2 U" P( y4 N
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew  ' g+ U+ S: J! |" i
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up  4 O8 C' [! E2 K) @% P2 Q
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion  
1 E* {8 v2 A8 K$ YConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic  
; S9 h9 d2 `8 NConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny  
4 v& a* G  g! J: ?5 J+ s, k0 MConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ  
& v' ~$ ?5 W7 _- i+ c/ ZConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit  
9 p3 S3 n+ ~8 B1 r/ vConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground  0 D, H% p0 b4 l7 l2 @
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit  
  Z- l" l# \- s: oConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth  
3 V/ T/ ?# [7 Y3 `Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag  " J  J( k/ A; v9 @: ~+ d) P# Z( K
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face    u9 s9 t5 A/ |- L# O: |- ]
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town
鲜花(57) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2016-3-24 12:55 | 显示全部楼层
三思而后行
鲜花(4) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2016-3-24 13:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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鲜花(79) 鸡蛋(4)
发表于 2016-3-24 21:01 | 显示全部楼层
Bluesky_AL 发表于 2016-3-24 12:55
, y% Y$ ~6 a6 K9 O, S3 b% o* C* x三思而后行
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真的假的?好像有点意思。翻译讲究信达雅。信达不知道,这雅是完全不沾边。
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