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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
7 B; M" E* c. F3 i4 `- f1 j& e孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?* K& d/ L, v N7 a' o0 k
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone % V$ O" k$ G" t5 R
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around ) K) B' u. B$ M
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
7 Z2 {% v9 j: p) o6 G# e- E# g: GConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
3 \" l" S5 y# t+ S% R$ RConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 0 j7 y0 l' o0 F A! ^: Z% ^* U; P
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
U8 G6 f9 u# X% A F4 J4 s j8 UConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
c1 ~- j Z3 ]) l; IConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
^, s' U) i4 A9 U7 c/ }9 vConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 1 d# v1 v! D! E! ]- o2 r/ _; H5 y2 z
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 1 ^- D8 L/ d) n8 b7 j+ B& M
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
3 U+ \; f0 Z* h& d/ J y' kConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on , ]; ?; G% J% c% x2 @
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 1 w. C8 _1 q; l: t' M _
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week $ i, Y. a R7 l8 p* h: Z
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
) a, \: U# Q; E! @Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
. n8 U b/ ^- G }, PConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
. h$ J7 h. }* {* G; S/ {4 YConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted & N/ U- Z- f# Z2 X, [
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
/ d1 {* l# ~& f1 o! f* nConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level / q" a2 W* y* |9 O* X/ O
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
?1 v9 ?8 G% U/ H+ e, eConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
7 e0 r. v7 j( @# m7 \9 U) ]% k; \Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
+ Y$ t# ^( e, j) B0 ZConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
# n+ P8 k9 V7 A- |Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts ) T" f0 N* I4 g3 e9 U X; E
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
$ V/ R& f9 \6 `/ j1 Z u8 F9 RConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
% k! I! n$ I c: B+ a# A' EConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
. p- C+ G; [- @# E' RConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
0 {: D8 ^, V& X4 z. q+ TConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
: N f& L% n# |: [Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
1 g6 E/ Y5 a+ f0 tConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better + I. F6 c2 ~1 Q- T6 s( r
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 1 T$ Y) y2 P8 E/ L
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
' z6 Q' `) _& d3 D' \! K \% mConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement * i* j% N' d# J, c
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face - z5 @' `; c! _' O
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
/ g5 m/ m/ r3 B, s0 MConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
- a1 e6 A' U- z, P& r. a% nConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
& ^% b( h, K: I9 ~Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion " R5 v' x+ t9 B/ O6 t* m
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
. W- c/ X4 m# W1 QConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
2 \; N* z! F2 q: BConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 5 w7 t# M1 V/ V1 W: P
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
) w7 H. n' @$ i1 e+ pConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
: k4 P6 A0 z1 `4 DConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit - ^( F" M4 ?, [5 I; o, R2 R
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth ) R+ e% Z8 j/ c n
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
3 [" _/ M1 j1 [% m) X, oConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
# V$ K G' y% W6 L8 BConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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