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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。! |8 K9 d E# b4 y- j2 q; R
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗? u& f: f( U+ q/ V. w$ C
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone % |$ M3 R! |( S; W* K2 W
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
& r- N4 g% v& x3 `( wConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk % m2 W* k, ?) M. V. G
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ( w3 N! M/ j* y/ |$ |
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left $ k: V5 n" F$ ]) I2 `4 N* l" `
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ( Z; h/ h/ G4 J
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night & }' p, j* E& @ w; `' a" `
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
0 P* f# I3 S0 M8 D* h; y* VConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
* t. Q2 U2 z8 wConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
$ c2 [) R$ J1 iConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 9 Q1 p% H- U. i& U
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on ' Z( W& |7 d$ G+ Z7 A# `& E. k
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long ) R. E! ]# X8 b/ ]; a) q$ o# z
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 1 G1 Y6 ~: j+ f$ _8 r- n5 t
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 9 C+ x% T; ]/ Y9 K+ p$ Z( _& ]4 [
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
* ]) }, y0 ]5 |* DConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
4 _) B5 t( j. _* gConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
9 [4 {3 }, k: f( TConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist " p: i }$ c- V" |% ]
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level ( e( ?+ z1 `0 }% A$ i: i5 U, L6 F
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel / }- d3 z, d! A* @7 c0 o# w
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
5 C. X: }' Q- T: t, q. _Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
! Q4 w0 ^' i8 ~& \' A# h5 GConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy . s; k5 ?, B4 ~* a$ [
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 4 z0 {0 q( z, |# a! T" e* _
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
: c# G d/ @3 t# I$ |* b2 t/ o- fConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people " k n# U$ F+ {1 i; s4 M
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
* y: ?$ x. v$ ^% {& |Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok ; |* q3 y( |. E# q
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
% u' W0 H) ^% \4 {8 [% UConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
) L( }$ ^) V- A1 zConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better * C, e* ?1 N' ]2 h# X
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 3 }9 [! F2 ~2 H" h; r$ A$ \* [
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
1 @0 p( M7 ]( PConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 5 L+ n! L/ p& L* V; ?4 u6 h
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face - M) m4 ^* w1 H' [& {& H
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot " i) ]& J3 z5 ?7 @
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
6 o! Y( }- H9 ^% P% ?( S0 }Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up & Q4 T/ c2 q# t& i% C
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
0 ~" |' ]: T, {/ Y$ fConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
, |3 }. n5 {% I& Q$ V" HConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
) L" c7 c4 G% Q& `Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ) w- n. t: H/ Z0 a+ `8 z+ b
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 7 o# N4 s2 r4 P. B
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
0 ^3 K9 M( `$ T5 n* t4 P% ?Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit ! `8 a. P# z: o; i/ ]/ q
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
( N: O% z4 k* B% w- QConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
p' `* ]' P( G) P- p7 lConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
5 @3 q/ [6 K* H5 Q" f; _8 y) A: [Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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