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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。! |9 F6 Y$ |' Z# d! U( J
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?: e8 W& l' Y0 e) k( z" Y
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 7 M8 K3 h+ h& U3 }" m
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
. ~- {/ s4 q2 dConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
: q; Z! | I n+ {8 ZConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it 2 k$ ^. c; B, w b
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 5 C8 E+ y2 R0 _% r- D4 y8 {- ~
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house . B/ ?9 N; a: T9 ? g
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
( l8 x) e% m8 `( HConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 0 E5 b) Q8 z( w; Y) p: A
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
* f$ O* R2 _. h" N6 o$ _& c) ZConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 1 E( N) c( n0 F9 G; J
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly / }. i& g" K) o Z8 a; U# y ?
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
' N3 O' z6 P, i/ N; M9 ~Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
9 s$ K- z5 I" I" {Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week B% B2 T, k, Z- h y5 Z1 P1 Q) d0 v c
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 3 f, X3 e" O& t* n- d$ F# d9 i
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 9 S3 q( S( g9 h! D
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
: M& @- v' ~. z3 x) Z* XConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ' A, N: y+ O% E
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist * n; ?! T5 C- B* o4 `
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
- L- {- U4 k6 p& L) v# D6 h/ T" b4 Z3 P- }Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel ' T5 T* G! ]' m2 t4 C& a) h
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 8 P* P$ I/ x+ N0 G( G6 {8 [" o1 @
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot ) [% `) f6 `- P7 P
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy $ a+ {6 X# O# C( R
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 7 v2 t' W' v, x5 T1 W' v
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
# \! x) P1 ^8 H, cConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
) J/ L" X: A3 B; yConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
9 p* z! Z/ Y& U" u+ }3 ?Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok " N X) H* l( n2 G
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
/ c9 Q% k3 [9 T3 a/ U, MConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab u4 n" X. |3 c" i8 C: J) C7 K8 P
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 6 C: P' O0 v" ?2 |$ L& C6 S* f7 C) D0 i- r
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
% M( }9 E5 d0 \) CConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
( ^; N8 v' b8 iConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 0 w# W+ ?7 O. n# H9 q" F
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
& B9 A) n8 o% tConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 8 s1 A& P/ r. z8 b n
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
2 m) ~0 X) _7 K Q; b6 g2 nConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 1 J1 d6 T2 D( H; ]9 M; R
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
7 F" _0 }& ?- d. wConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 9 l* X( \4 ~1 ?# ^
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
1 A' Z4 B0 X6 S+ ?2 p6 \Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
" Y6 U! e7 w8 A) `/ C- ]Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit % x* z. y. c4 C% D( x
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
4 R: u9 q3 m4 L+ GConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit w9 p* ]5 f2 [9 @' Z6 ~
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 5 a' u0 Z. C: m, \- E
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
7 t4 w0 L) X3 Y1 cConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face , T. h* Q% p9 r7 i9 T
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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