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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
- h! y7 j, n. P5 w, h9 P1 m孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?! X. ?3 s5 l/ X! _. O. q
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
- D L( T* E9 y9 T0 C; F" zConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around ! F8 w+ u& z: {/ E. d
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
' e# d1 \ b) E9 y! E. fConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
! [1 u; ~! d% R3 Y+ M# Z9 ^Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 6 |4 a7 S, q/ D& Y/ U
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
2 F: c! e% T1 P) `& eConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
8 Q! e5 k+ B, XConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
0 N7 T8 C a/ E& ^Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
' a7 L$ x) W& q4 N* ~Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
- e P* d* @+ V: y# A* I* v1 T0 UConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly " L. ~$ ~. P9 Y5 y* B, r# X/ P4 y
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on + U) e. K& M4 ?
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long c$ k3 a' l: O% Z0 V7 Q
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
: f/ a t# S* k5 IConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent . c P, d& ]# ~: T: i& y% L( E
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts " B& {7 d6 M5 `
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired F( \5 K/ I% t9 W/ c! V+ t
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted : ]- @% Y( ^! ^8 N( c/ k0 b0 m
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 3 V8 W/ E3 _/ f% }
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level - _, Q9 s8 a( ]5 G7 d
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel # v9 _ ^* q' B( K
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
% O; [8 t% B3 DConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
8 A( x! u' s i# X' CConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
4 `+ ]) A+ q; C9 |+ D( Q7 }4 dConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts E C# y0 M. c/ x, }
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy + O" [/ F: j6 \/ g+ S" P
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 3 h( { U" r6 M* W: T
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
) o3 r# X6 M: b8 \2 B2 e2 ?Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
: r! N9 m2 o+ y$ e. C+ RConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand ' s* R' D2 P' m
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
& ~2 n, R& D9 Q9 C) L$ ~Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
+ x3 `' z8 E/ j! e0 e0 b, K, [Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
8 A3 ?$ U5 o/ W7 K0 u% ^Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 7 T. m' U" o0 c. u4 x
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement " D3 Q3 O" Y6 ]5 B1 S# r
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
( E$ w: n: \/ b bConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot ! P3 x9 |8 A1 y d
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew ( S' N0 r* v" i
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ! p7 p% r' k/ {. P/ ^, J
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 8 ]! u) M. S& V; g" y7 f
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic k K8 A5 }0 \
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 3 j' h- ?, [. m6 m1 R
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 9 f4 m5 E: K7 _! O- o) Z
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
/ G9 m' K3 P' W1 P z sConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
% g9 ^( Q0 g \0 Q% }0 yConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 4 x; T6 S9 P) W9 f' n; ~2 P3 A
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
' m/ e2 |3 @4 I5 t# W, b- fConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
6 K# F0 {7 X( S) P# L" K5 ~2 TConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face ' p% j7 T/ I" {& M2 S8 Z
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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