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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。# Y! u2 T* p$ ^
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?: @2 E/ v) F# c) u S- q) H
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone ' | b: j7 W) P
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 7 o7 @, m! M: O
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
4 W% A |! p! i8 j7 }Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
; M3 ^+ e+ A5 v$ hConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left ( N9 w% J1 e/ g1 F
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
! ^: K! p5 S- o' j8 iConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night " r, }; Y0 k8 n* O1 \
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it - V: f2 J4 `3 G- s" s" R) c
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 9 D! g8 t6 Q6 o3 K2 O
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient + @2 o6 y( A6 p( a8 V
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
7 M( g- A8 H9 W& s/ N- Q! xConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on H' `- o! j! }! y
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long ' j& M* H( d. b
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
8 M$ n! i8 i4 W2 zConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ' H' I) A& L. R8 {5 R2 S5 q
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
* h3 }) P. ~6 @! e! p" \5 VConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
( @; w. ]; K9 L0 w/ YConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted " Y% Q' r, O' |' y' P) k8 ]0 G5 r! S
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
& E; ~( p0 a8 l3 Q! eConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 9 N4 E6 f/ i: @5 I1 C
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel % S5 T: A; [7 h0 H6 }/ A7 m
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 0 k' Y" [0 ]0 \3 @( x! r! s5 N5 b4 D
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot % }' j& w, [/ k8 a5 R( M
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 1 r4 m1 {$ [" ?: Z; r! U' ]' g( d
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts + E/ z% B5 r8 s
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
( L( N+ P3 C: NConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
% ^5 Q. l b" `$ ^, ]Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
2 ?2 Z: i6 z( u' ]8 G0 uConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
$ W8 c& ^$ D* q5 EConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
& l+ N3 _ u! xConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
- Z/ b, _: b/ j ~4 _, b- i0 s: n- LConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
2 Q! Y! a" E( O! a8 `) ?+ BConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
. v7 N; }+ \: mConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 4 S+ W+ l; j# ?+ Z0 D, B1 `$ _3 [
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement - q$ ?. }9 f# `/ ~0 p: x
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face 1 J9 e' R1 `- f+ U' V. D2 r3 d$ Y
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
2 T. e( l' \6 S' XConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew # ?- F0 n, ?* W4 X( o4 D
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up + c- @3 ]' K4 O
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
4 H8 U% E! c9 \8 j. ?2 }3 ^0 n6 rConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
; R$ Y' {0 l0 f& cConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny , {' W/ I% Z; @0 X4 _$ b* X1 [
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ; U _$ r8 k' B' F4 q# t7 Z
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit * H+ R, n1 v% F# T
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
$ j( L5 r8 t; n, k0 H( z. f/ bConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
6 u* o B2 J! K+ YConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 9 Y) D5 O+ i9 i# _) i( P4 {8 v, T
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
9 e3 M/ X" c: c& ]4 |& U( OConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 8 c" Z+ K- v5 g% V
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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