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什么意思?加人同事问大家man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion

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发表于 2016-3-24 09:28 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion  / T$ g: p) S. V8 a3 P/ e0 n. b

% {. t' p, Z( B! C5 o2 O不懂。孔夫子说过?
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发表于 2016-3-24 11:13 | 显示全部楼层
这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。# Y! u2 T* p$ ^
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?: @2 E/ v) F# c) u  S- q) H
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone  ' |  b: j7 W) P
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around  7 o7 @, m! M: O
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk  
4 W% A  |! p! i8 j7 }Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it  
; M3 ^+ e+ A5 v$ hConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left  ( N9 w% J1 e/ g1 F
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house  
! ^: K! p5 S- o' j8 iConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night  " r, }; Y0 k8 n* O1 \
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it  - V: f2 J4 `3 G- s" s" R) c
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants  9 D! g8 t6 Q6 o3 K2 O
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient  + @2 o6 y( A6 p( a8 V
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly  
7 M( g- A8 H9 W& s/ N- Q! xConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on    H' `- o! j! }! y
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long  ' j& M* H( d. b
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week  
8 M$ n! i8 i4 W2 zConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent  ' H' I) A& L. R8 {5 R2 S5 q
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts  
* h3 }) P. ~6 @! e! p" \5 VConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired  
( @; w. ]; K9 L0 w/ YConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted  " Y% Q' r, O' |' y' P) k8 ]0 G5 r! S
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist  
& E; ~( p0 a8 l3 Q! eConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level  9 N4 E6 f/ i: @5 I1 C
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel  % S5 T: A; [7 h0 H6 }/ A7 m
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck  0 k' Y" [0 ]0 \3 @( x! r! s5 N5 b4 D
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot  % }' j& w, [/ k8 a5 R( M
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy  1 r4 m1 {$ [" ?: Z; r! U' ]' g( d
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts  + E/ z% B5 r8 s
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy  
( L( N+ P3 C: NConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people  
% ^5 Q. l  b" `$ ^, ]Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean  
2 ?2 Z: i6 z( u' ]8 G0 uConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok  
$ W8 c& ^$ D* q5 EConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand  
& l+ N3 _  u! xConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab  
- Z/ b, _: b/ j  ~4 _, b- i0 s: n- LConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better  
2 Q! Y! a" E( O! a8 `) ?+ BConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts  
. v7 N; }+ \: mConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders  4 S+ W+ l; j# ?+ Z0 D, B1 `$ _3 [
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement  - q$ ?. }9 f# `/ ~0 p: x
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face  1 J9 e' R1 `- f+ U' V. D2 r3 d$ Y
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot  
2 T. e( l' \6 S' XConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew  # ?- F0 n, ?* W4 X( o4 D
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up  + c- @3 ]' K4 O
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion  
4 H8 U% E! c9 \8 j. ?2 }3 ^0 n6 rConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic  
; R$ Y' {0 l0 f& cConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny  , {' W/ I% Z; @0 X4 _$ b* X1 [
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ  ; U  _$ r8 k' B' F4 q# t7 Z
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit  * H+ R, n1 v% F# T
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground  
$ j( L5 r8 t; n, k0 H( z. f/ bConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit  
6 u* o  B2 J! K+ YConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth  9 Y) D5 O+ i9 i# _) i( P4 {8 v, T
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag  
9 e3 M/ X" c: c& ]4 |& U( OConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face  8 c" Z+ K- v5 g% V
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town
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发表于 2016-3-24 12:55 | 显示全部楼层
三思而后行
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发表于 2016-3-24 13:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
子曰:“屎定了”
鲜花(79) 鸡蛋(4)
发表于 2016-3-24 21:01 | 显示全部楼层
Bluesky_AL 发表于 2016-3-24 12:55: A3 @4 @6 ]& {5 `, }9 r
三思而后行

! a9 }) L  c" y  G真的假的?好像有点意思。翻译讲究信达雅。信达不知道,这雅是完全不沾边。
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