毛主席问答英文版，

kokoliu

! D3 E( S8 J/ r$ \5 d! H话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
' y3 |( O+ v& j+ U8 ?) w4 GPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
) y  F, f' b! g7 A7 LChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
  g4 h' {; I. b2 N' LChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
  j+ Z* G5 }* O/ H+ X3 y: j! RPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
- t' x+ @" _0 g* M& M/ eChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
, Z  M/ t0 a/ o; n6 Hpeople: It’s in America now!
6 z$ W, E0 f+ ?% G$ V9 h
5 d+ j2 q( t% Q& G8 e
来个对照
) _/ ~6 s" v3 M& T8 D毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
" h5 q9 a5 a# {9 v) I: E+ m毛：资本家还存在吗
9 B  f" `. V: z4 N) ?8 A- a. J我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
6 ^/ g; q1 ~; `; n3 y6 H我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了