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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。7 ^! l1 |8 e' ^+ ^) ^2 V/ E
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
% I8 R: n# C$ q* Q7 p3 APeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
; z* n3 ~ J( c0 U a3 s& r* tChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist? P$ [0 D+ L, \' Q: Z
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
2 V( C2 i) @$ {% e) UChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
, c0 ?! A# k c J6 i- |3 WPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!2 E# h0 h4 @" b& V+ C, C3 y
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
$ h* j' p7 G3 R/ {" w5 APeople: They dissolved it themselves!
+ {/ Y% F$ l- V& \Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?1 ]0 W: o1 g# o. i/ Z
People: We’re the imperialism now?
2 }7 P: S/ c0 {- `% XChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
D( ? V1 c, w. {6 Y- Q5 \people: It’s in America now!$ \$ }8 q' v ? F) E# N# G
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来个对照& r. @6 ?& l; S1 [9 C
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗, A6 c7 h# i1 s; F) f
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
$ O" v; _/ K- `& N" |毛：资本家还存在吗1 M' G( i+ }. N. _: g9 P. g
我们：生意都做到外国去了
% a9 m8 E2 F# Z/ @7 E t毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
' ?. z3 a# }1 N* Y6 T' h' W2 {3 v我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
; W J% J8 y/ O7 |毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗- ^1 W* A+ M, B0 x" K% t) `. E
我们：他们自己解体了
- ?) t t3 m y, _, @* E毛：帝国主义打倒了吗8 |6 z; J: E' i- V. i8 \: U
我们：我们自己就是了( [* E0 W1 g0 q, k9 s! {
毛：那我的文革呐% M8 P* D. x; F5 k2 u( b7 v1 _
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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