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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
, L% r6 T6 B7 hChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?, h$ B$ E. S0 {9 S
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
8 `) V: [! O9 c9 WChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?+ G: F3 N5 T" ?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!! L- I ]/ @) h) C' y" q
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?4 W) \) \: ^: I e2 R
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!. u6 f k; | E5 v
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!- z' @! n, V; r( w L5 m6 s5 J- J
People: They dissolved it themselves!- Z V1 K8 C* V5 ?% X$ m1 @8 Z4 }
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
1 W7 `$ E+ Y3 ]( i9 W6 |- L5 _People: We’re the imperialism now?
. T* \3 M' i7 ]- HChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
3 z' k7 T: K1 |' X/ w& H1 A! Dpeople: It’s in America now!% H! i- S1 i0 S5 a% s. g
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3 ^ q$ D1 n7 R! V0 @1 [& L9 }毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
A# F: T' C: z# l+ H- E3 e我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
/ q" K, B+ W+ R/ e毛：资本家还存在吗" d2 {/ i" ]5 {4 ?
我们：生意都做到外国去了0 @# ]6 P: j( y1 p& \7 M
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗0 W) t, v+ w9 _. i+ g
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了4 A7 h8 p( E# r% R9 P- [: {8 u
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗* N- m6 g% L" F/ {1 [2 _+ \; Y
我们：他们自己解体了+ o& B: q: k3 Z$ Z! f4 Q
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗4 r; q9 m b& ?7 V2 ?3 d
我们：我们自己就是了
( a( I- Y* s3 x. C毛：那我的文革呐
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