毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
6 X4 g2 Y( j- s% aPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
; f' m# @" U! H5 x- i+ ]% n( ~' K( T/ wChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
# m% w$ u) |& i( wChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
* ?% G5 M7 i0 V" C3 ?Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
" X) x2 M. R- y0 B( A$ \0 JChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
: ^& m  u, B$ lPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!

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& O1 s' E1 ^* h8 n- ~" z9 F来个对照
' x/ z: E& P7 G毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
, ^$ e3 B, t- [! N7 d我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
9 I, A8 {/ T5 ~: ]2 R! e毛：资本家还存在吗
. \3 K5 n  {2 N' U6 \6 b6 Q% ^我们：生意都做到外国去了
) N. Q. N; ~5 A/ ~* g) \毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
& |+ X* y# m) }5 i) ?7 K8 l. v8 K# ?2 V我们：他们自己解体了
: J4 A) s: u7 u# x8 ^  O毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
$ q& `; {5 _2 ~$ A! h我们：我们自己就是了
6 p1 C) z3 e- R毛：那我的文革呐
0 E$ `0 ?! b! M  h* z/ ^+ U- ?我们：闹到美国去了