毛主席问答英文版，

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8 g" B2 R& k+ i% @话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
% J. e! G6 O) n" Y" e3 |% uChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
' o; _2 Z! T& fPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
$ N. L4 i: E; x5 }; e7 H+ K1 JChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
5 o; s7 G: J$ @( i% UChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
7 K+ h( E( C0 v7 C5 t$ b5 i% rPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
2 q4 o7 l* s  W7 S7 ~Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
0 \# z) _0 a( p# S& gChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
+ k- [9 L2 k4 S* n( vpeople: It’s in America now!

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* l4 ~9 H& Z6 L4 M! y来个对照
9 R% I2 R* e+ v5 `+ p/ V8 L毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
$ B+ v) \: O1 J. G毛：资本家还存在吗
# r. A; t# W, ~我们：生意都做到外国去了
! h, h2 u  X( f1 ~& a* y7 ]毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
; {0 e4 }" Z. l3 w" V; Z1 v毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
" G0 {' f" E. `+ k) [2 b我们：他们自己解体了
# Q. y* o* z) |# j% f( P. [毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
" T* y9 E$ F; g; r( n& c. \$ u我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
. g; R, |* b; ?! o9 L" A我们：闹到美国去了