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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。4 r& s t2 W: \6 ^/ A) S
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
0 P$ b W. d7 H7 }4 bPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
2 }6 f) g/ I+ hChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
) @& S$ f X9 ?, UPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
2 z/ m8 N- `+ q- x3 ~2 d! yChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
/ Q, h* O' _. R5 r( l- VPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!9 G+ @: L9 y! Y, ]; G
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
( s8 I* v8 o6 c. OPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
3 b9 v4 F, D" W: e$ m! ZChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?7 G+ D" |9 |5 j9 E$ U
People: We’re the imperialism now?
2 M7 R5 N; f3 `% T! \Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
+ d2 B/ m. ^$ Qpeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
$ ^# t0 e* W5 V/ C. E% D毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗3 z- |% Z# U8 M' j' [9 x& Z
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢$ u. F' b: o" s
毛：资本家还存在吗
# L4 \% {) l$ |! I3 v* ^我们：生意都做到外国去了0 ] A1 }* s4 R
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗) A4 K! ?; o! \+ I' o
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了& X' i# @& B6 ^9 h( x
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
% n6 W" R$ ^3 i, @/ o6 ^我们：他们自己解体了# g& V$ `4 R6 Y4 ^+ M; f+ {4 D
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗9 z" S3 q6 e" e1 |9 U
我们：我们自己就是了- Y2 O, f& M1 U4 Y
毛：那我的文革呐8 j6 J4 z' m0 _
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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