毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
( |/ B& [" P& R# ZPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
; }0 U( P  r3 |+ XChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
6 ]/ b% T) p! X& g: w! CPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
, h, q9 X0 j8 aChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
2 [1 G/ n: u" o毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
  z( d/ K2 J* v- u6 b7 r/ |我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
- e' e$ ]* Y4 A% w8 b- C我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
  U) ?% g* T5 r9 k我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
0 B5 p# G. M9 j) [  Q毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
5 Z. E9 t: ^/ k- i! n( s" v我们：闹到美国去了