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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 2 d" w) d1 r0 I o" |5 W8 J6 Q& A
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9 r& s' j5 {8 M- o( c One should love animals. They are so tasty. 5 ~4 f# d0 P" W$ f6 n8 W+ n
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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; _$ X2 i. P5 j- B6 p$ Q Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. ) N! O: F* ^ Z" |
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. # N* I6 @; c! c$ h1 a3 X" G6 n% |
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 1 J4 R- g* q- h% A* g% l# W. F
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 + n: x3 w7 i$ b) A5 X
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. " Y! E6 W- K* v5 M7 @0 L$ o
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 3 W& b& ], _1 b+ `3 m) Y, E
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. * a/ [$ G( O- o: a
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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# o5 a8 j4 H5 G1 ?) x/ I* { Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
: W$ I/ k" [- T% P/ v 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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8 ?0 `0 _ X1 k% L _+ j Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
/ v9 ]6 `' _6 Y2 L& H" b 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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4 ?2 X. s7 o0 o O1 A Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ; U5 X+ Y4 }+ z. d
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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0 ]+ b$ Q' H, k5 I, C4 o* x Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
8 c' G0 H1 I+ |4 j; U 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. " x" a9 W; L! d1 t# ~3 P
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
3 \# t. G5 Q" y, f' Z. Z6 N& h "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. # z7 t+ X' D8 }9 T: P5 _. y7 T
* L, t- ]! M; O5 C There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 7 X1 N. @" V% m
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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1 o, Q" r6 y l7 N4 F "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 2 m# Q3 e/ z6 y$ w
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. % e3 I: s) O* G1 X# t
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " + P& j+ K! |6 t9 k# r# w) u
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 4 |% o9 g- B! E# N5 g; d7 r
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, v/ A1 x# ~ T2 [2 C God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
; t# l! a- j3 p8 Y; I 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 7 n/ b0 G* ~1 C9 t
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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. @# b" r- c: T6 Z) t) t, `4 g/ G A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. + s1 m+ v+ U/ Q
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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2 O+ }. B; |5 X! `- z! a2 V The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. , j. x( @0 W7 v, y8 t
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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