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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. + E# ]; Y. S5 S+ z, e/ }' W  E- v& J
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty. & h; D0 d' e/ u+ b8 G6 q1 S  z
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. # N) h( W9 O6 h" Y
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. + g* @2 j% D. t, Y7 l  @+ g7 \0 E
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. # k/ N5 _7 g7 _. y! h) |; d  }
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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% W: q! `3 U- b$ o0 ~4 B   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 5 M  H. [/ q% ~- |7 g" |$ p5 c" y% e9 {
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. # G& N% W% G3 ^
  
+ h6 H% `0 Y2 F2 z4 \8 Y   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. # g2 L" \5 s6 c" p! j( {
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 7 B  A7 x2 F1 _# C( C
  
" H" W! V) _4 l   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. " S4 ]& v1 X( @8 w
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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# k1 [2 n4 C# ~1 F2 v, F) Y   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
) V1 @  D' ~% r& Z   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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5 G1 O8 E5 L# L; u+ l( r   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 @& k: k8 E% Q. E   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
3 U4 G2 ]8 B8 ]) d- E   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. ) c: G' Z* h- `" p1 s
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 6 B9 q6 C) q: z, Q
  
/ Q9 R$ Z& c8 F# k7 [8 _   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 4 U( i& m6 d  ~3 ~
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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- M- u5 Y! j" ]   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " ; V  R# p! z4 l; ]( d
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 5 l) t- j7 F; Q- H& Z* U
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
6 q$ r- e. U$ u" G5 |   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. ; Q0 a8 Y$ `/ ]' b3 v- u: [

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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 4 B1 H2 M& [$ z3 L5 j
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 8 j. @' U8 ]) |& n- c! U
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
) |6 Q' f' ]/ z* @  t6 m3 U8 J   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! ! ]' {! ]  m: j; u0 ^& y4 a
  
; C2 H$ l8 \! l, ]' ~; F! k/ w0 r   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ; t- Y- y# Z2 c" C
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. - R, w1 R0 l/ ]% s( m
  
( c* E/ u: e7 i   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
9 W4 Q" e. s0 i' t5 ^1 `) g% a- X   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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