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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. . h6 O) g! a8 w8 Q' n1 S5 s
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. & K( w9 _ t j
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
; G3 p$ d9 h* X. `0 { 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. . E# G8 T! n! K5 T! z* o
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. # t) U6 K+ x% O/ e3 C* g
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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0 B, u- B, i1 C4 s) }7 d Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 4 a# v, d8 E0 e) t
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 1 x7 v5 q- I8 w+ q6 d d' Y
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. , @+ ~: b9 n, c7 v; ]7 }- R" w, Y
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 7 C7 a( m9 U" U9 ?4 R+ e
+ b4 {! W( _$ |* X2 o+ [1 j The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
( l% Z& O* o0 x 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
! X' W+ s3 W$ w/ p2 w) H 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 0 Q3 Y' |- q' f; H: t
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
5 f- ?6 y8 F+ G& S) x3 G! g 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. # M& E; o) p U! ?. @- a
& l% D+ @& W l Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 3 B5 E0 k7 d9 o! Z
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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& D6 ~: {# {0 E% m4 W Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 3 o1 R+ T, @/ F* u: `6 K
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 8 \8 ~: Y% X: Q6 c) n
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 4 G* m' K% x! k& h3 {+ h; j2 t
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. % f' L$ H, Q3 ^: U6 A
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ; d" T+ Q; {( ~# E- c
) p5 I. g( P: D! f8 j "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 0 t6 k o {7 f1 d) s8 x
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 9 Q* r& n1 B, r0 R9 j! e a% `1 K
! R) \$ \, M4 v "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 0 b. _4 S. a0 Q+ r0 P* b3 r3 i
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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2 ~) _# y. [( d+ @' h God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
% Y: f. n/ z! [# k! w 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 8 q4 o5 ]7 E6 M) i* X0 W
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
, }4 F- ]4 k$ I: I 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 4 d, p( b+ [8 p3 _: F. D
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
6 v) X) J( c2 A& i 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. # {) V# d5 q J1 p* G* @8 V9 |
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ; `9 K; C8 ? U# Z/ Z5 x3 s" A0 J
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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