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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 7 C9 ]6 G/ H5 ^! A; Y$ a2 w

; n- ]8 b: |0 ~3 I0 Y# D. g+ w   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. + j8 M3 j- k8 L. t- u' ]9 L* S: [5 O
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
8 c* C0 X  t+ o2 |% @   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ( G, o/ f* I/ E' O4 r5 K
  
" w' V8 c" ]! P' M- k. C   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
" x2 e' J" b& m" n' x- A: m9 j( i   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. + r: C5 E* a7 h9 b# A2 I/ ^( f. m
  
7 g# s9 g' B% |; N   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ( j1 V2 G4 K& A# ~+ h, \
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 + h* y( [1 C0 y2 i5 ]
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  i+ }! }$ W7 U+ n   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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' L- }$ m8 R3 k: c2 f# t   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. : h  Y/ X" V$ N
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. * t6 j$ ]. C7 J. w
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ( o. l! G3 z7 ~7 V& Z! f+ t
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 5 |5 ?; l, a1 S' T
  
% i  D0 o9 P( i6 ^) g; h4 U( J   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
" K# q$ C( s' F   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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' j# g5 ~3 x' F& w5 p+ p0 r   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ s! x! c/ c6 b, A) h1 C( I  e   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. - ~; E: }! D' m
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
( z$ ]2 F3 ~0 v. p4 d$ n3 ~   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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' V: d/ Y% G  p* n% ~9 d   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 6 \! `/ V! C! f% j8 i
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. : p3 s+ G- @/ @" E0 j8 h2 s& f
  
1 x5 I( T! r! S: u0 Y   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
& P7 ~) B) p- o/ }   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ! Y) _) f/ v. W5 y1 T! I8 |
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
; y/ \4 ?/ u. w8 l. w7 X: u   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 2 L, B8 j# e1 z8 S2 J( Y: [1 X
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 9 H! g- Y: r$ n5 ]1 M7 h# m, ]
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. $ {) s: L; Q: j7 @
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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* M2 Y, O1 i: c$ G5 Z4 I   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
9 w# u7 {, T, @  L/ D   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 0 M5 W  p" b0 Z! ~. v* B( Y- D6 t
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
7 x$ n/ T" k) O5 T   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
% O0 f6 T3 R8 e2 l& T1 ^" E2 X   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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