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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. # ~( c0 ]  _7 V( W3 [- ^6 S
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
$ F' ~! j- [" K   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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, Q0 V! z+ X4 n" P$ f   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1 W% t. Q. Z# D; j# I2 C  m8 r   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. , G! s4 D$ U1 j5 ~( m9 g" B
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
, d& H0 v  M% X   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 9 _- ?( p' @5 @# T
  
( [9 b7 ?& _! [0 q+ E" c   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.   _8 L# q  p1 M/ h$ N
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. * }: y* G8 y* W$ K- |6 ^2 \, u
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. - w! g! U  J. V5 _* M  w+ C4 S
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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9 H0 k  B7 ?* H0 I   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
& V6 f' \; U1 f6 [' L: O   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. $ J* R$ h$ @$ U" U5 y0 @; w1 q* E
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. & T( X. c: B8 e5 l$ j4 }# m
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. * w& ^3 \. p# E5 t' }8 P( k
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
$ S( p/ J! ]3 l+ G1 N5 R  s   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 4 |, H1 o. R% m) z/ q
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 1 l* U7 |% s& R. @
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. : S: o; a- ]# }. k$ h- O
  
2 z6 O  _7 s1 O+ Z# J$ g   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
9 \* J* `0 r" G+ M) @   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
4 ]& L3 e2 V  b   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. % X9 Q1 e* L5 H1 p! m
  
1 f& h1 z0 x& o/ a$ X   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 2 ]: n7 |5 [1 z- U$ d; C' K
   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 6 c& j- q" d* r5 Y% Z% d

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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
) r  F# U8 v  O' I   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ' ]- G* h2 V% u  r9 {) X
  
$ E& W$ R1 A! a( ^+ C5 F   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! % I$ |- m4 k* }0 I
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 9 u8 x0 _; x7 Q' j8 ]8 C# |. ?, x% n/ Z
  
- e1 L, N# b# e; h3 [# X* H6 N# t   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
" h) Y% L) {7 X% d- g, N   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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- M( b" ]+ X4 ]! z4 @4 m; X6 w   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ' U1 x4 ?. ~" ?. h/ B
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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