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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?- l5 r6 @$ x& a6 Q. f A7 X M
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& ]0 T6 V" `: p2 S3 n: s2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?) O% ^7 k$ g0 a' `; O9 l/ I
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?$ c3 s0 S* B/ J7 a( G- V2 z2 o
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& _2 H5 E/ I, f4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?, m) _8 m p! b& S+ P. H+ z) ?
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9 U" l1 x: ^# i2 [* E5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?! J/ v {) f' U" _+ f4 w
---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
( k0 m( ^0 W1 i' G--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?8 t$ Q3 ]* G2 K0 y
---- neither
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8, Which is correct:7 J, Y* `, {4 Q3 `! T! ]
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
`/ C' o; O3 Q B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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