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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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3 e+ u5 b- q" _3 o* L2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?6 K# ~0 u/ e' x' k& J
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?$ j! b! v" S- f8 A4 h& Q
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5 D1 r+ V: S% ^ v4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?& e6 D7 w# N$ j
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5 a' t l; W! y7 y6 q7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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l' \( J, l7 S: P4 l8, Which is correct:
. ]- e7 r9 C- {. T5 \ A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.& \5 D* `/ B! A3 P
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.7 v. W! Z/ p* v, } j2 z
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