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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?: Q1 d3 F: t8 M9 Z9 Y% k$ ~7 S
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, J+ A+ A, x% K* J, C; n1 X% Y+ l2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?; X1 j6 n+ }2 y" K
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6 n# g2 |& v8 J( E5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?/ A9 s3 o6 D% C# x ]' K
---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
$ T) G# w2 F$ n* ^4 \ C7 Y! F9 Q8 W--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?: I, U9 M! ^$ {6 l0 j8 ^
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8, Which is correct:
2 d& v2 W3 H7 c8 z# w% _ A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
% L! J* Q; p+ E& v r- } B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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