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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?8 A$ H: C; Z. R# E
---incorrectly
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& d5 k Q, T* p3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?. L0 w$ D0 K+ h
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" Y, S* _; v3 s7 g% b& ~* K: f4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?& X6 @' t E5 h. v/ Z
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. K* ]- n# J. ]1 y% {4 |* U5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?+ c ?6 F$ V6 ~* q; Y# n, w# `* s
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% k' A3 c; B' D; ]6 X' s6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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% S5 K* a, D o7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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* C# s$ c' j8 L( O/ B `8, Which is correct:
2 }5 N3 q/ x2 l/ u' l3 T A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.0 f7 \+ y2 k# g8 G1 Z& C. R
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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