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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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1 a' q0 p+ y( a& t/ J" ^8 q0 H2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?/ ~- y, o. N- a3 F% g& D. N1 b2 A
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; I. T" E/ o1 ~" ^( M" Q& Z5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?. A8 `$ ?3 ^' I6 w! A9 {) T
---The teacher is blind.
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& I3 i( ]# e- A" L$ M7 [6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?- ~' N$ @" l8 t, \
--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:
+ I- `" v1 q& z! _/ I; e A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
3 p h' s; ]$ l. E' L: ~ B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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