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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. % w+ \( g- e3 z% D4 U7 p5 z
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ' G. Y3 G7 Y0 k4 W
( d ?4 S) B& g# A, J! v3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 9 y2 n) R5 \) d& E
( U' b. \' n& c; b 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ' g7 [; H$ z, ~' _
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 7 }9 x! P; m& `% `7 W
! }, I" d, {1 E; ~5 N# ] 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 4 b8 k) n$ M5 y0 L3 f. }
. D" C! a$ B6 ?6 Z$ N' S5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 5 O% |, h2 u& X# C
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. + ~6 Q! g+ ? r/ z, v
! ]5 Y) [/ g* \. X 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. ; ?* V0 F u5 t! R8 F, n% Y% m
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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! O& y# Q/ h. n7 O3 h% |0 J! U 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. - X' Q7 C$ G8 a x9 { w: w
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 0 L# u$ ~3 i3 l G) s$ L& i
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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- }/ \. r5 R3 z& Q% {5 ]9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 4 D% p" @8 R; R! a$ ~4 |5 w) e
) A) ~9 {; N/ q+ F- T 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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