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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. : W* a% A6 e9 F5 P B" b. G
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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" ?; E3 o) U7 i$ T( l" Q2 d5 z' `& T0 d' G2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 7 |( d" {3 x, A" G3 s- x/ |) U
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. , j( }# f9 F' y" c6 o, B
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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5 ^0 H. M. [: `( X" j" }: M4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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) I7 \& B2 ]# h5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 6 Q9 k' T1 D# J3 U; X) u' O
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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+ V7 b& c+ o8 q9 x) t: V3 w6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ' Z% y' D5 F8 L, C& }+ F
# v P& |7 d8 E6 V) a7 e6 c 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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& P6 T' k2 V o+ S4 y- s7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. $ y3 S( N% L; f7 E
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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# M. F, d. v' ~) u8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 8 ]+ A3 R( u6 [# w2 m) x
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. / Y8 S0 E1 c$ s% `7 s* ~0 p
4 b( `1 ?# v0 i" G3 n9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. + ?7 S8 |, m1 G
' H1 B& A2 N/ Q% W3 h7 f% C 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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