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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. ' M5 c. _% H, k: G5 y
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ; }7 L- h& h% c: n6 J' s$ S0 W
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. & b8 I# k1 C7 d: {) H( b) ]& J
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ; X4 C" }3 D) M9 P- m5 A
6 p! K8 m" b) {! ] 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. # y) g' T0 L9 \7 s4 x
1 _" ]% K6 T/ t3 C- V* u 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. $ w7 h$ H$ E( i0 a- U4 _% B5 ]8 m
- i4 p6 Z5 k- I! m; p+ @8 j5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. % s' v8 A6 N& i1 D* `! b
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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9 X5 i/ T* C: ~- M6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 7 _2 |/ ~$ Y8 f, |5 a9 K& w
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. / H l% G- }% r1 ?
1 c4 H! ^ f. F) ~7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 7 c) ]1 b5 C* e( K
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. : j& h. W* ~2 H% @
* S* s/ A5 F! M1 t4 _ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ; `* D. E2 @3 c5 g2 Z2 B( B3 e
) C6 ]2 G2 U h9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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