新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

6 ~  c/ v5 ~) F2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

1 y$ |3 {+ ^7 D2 Y  d: N　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

* c8 a6 P6 g2 [, T8 e% ?3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

) |% T; m) o9 O2 n6 \　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5 x- K; u) m5 u" j6 M5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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8 J" J+ \* M: P+ X, I; F9 H　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

8 V0 M9 z; _& E/ v9 D: N1 ?3 m* g6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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0 z7 f% q& s/ Q* E1 y- m" a　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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, L2 j- i$ h/ l7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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0 [4 I& m3 }+ m9 c( v: a0 f# d　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

( B6 Q7 K( i) P6 a6 k9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?