新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

$ E# R" b6 i5 k$ O6 ]2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

2 T/ N9 I+ Y) W$ c) z. B6 f　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

, t1 a+ j& e0 H9 y7 Y- U　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

+ v. O% ]9 Z; ~6 o* j2 Y4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

$ ^8 u( D9 b" H8 X　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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/ U/ F  x) E* v6 s" L1 p4 I　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7 I7 ~% [" L/ q" s' `" X7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

6 P% g$ m4 x' a3 N( A) y  D- a　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?