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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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1 {/ N Q# ~7 R) x9 D3 V; H% j 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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; D& e d; z: _. C* n2 P" h3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 1 ?; X8 p$ Z; L9 _
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. * t8 G* H( l6 M$ b
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 3 [2 B# r9 j( u' L) @+ L; g7 E
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 4 v* t# `: ]/ A" U
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. % N6 ?9 G' C# v: ^
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. , V$ K1 v6 S" K; G
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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2 |8 M( U2 y+ w& v4 g# \8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ' r* L+ x w- r$ Q6 f3 j7 F
6 F! w, |& l" M) h: h6 a 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. / N. W; K! K7 ~3 ~: g& l
5 _. r2 L! c) o$ |; {9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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