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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
5 n: i, ]. Q7 [; U 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 9 Z$ D% R5 v! L1 g4 m% [. y# x
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. / w0 C4 q( z" }. z" H6 O9 ]' N1 J
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. # L& l9 y% _, z0 m; F5 q0 \
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ) ^# E, z# ]6 A
. C9 Y0 d( [2 O V2 [# J6 z* [ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. % L, V4 y( }" R' f" U5 n" E+ h
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 3 h9 q0 k% ?8 f7 a9 a
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. N4 Z# F- e/ V, A) t) {1 L5 _
4 Z3 c; `, p+ t" C6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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6 j- F. Z: ?) P8 [) \ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 5 e: u3 o! Q! q# V0 x
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 5 v$ {& G$ Q$ ^- N$ W
u( i! t$ p1 C& x 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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! S. g9 M- _2 k: d, }8 a9 p8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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: G( s/ p1 }% l8 H N- H 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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0 s' t* R, z' ?# c9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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