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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. % n% O- r# b4 _8 A: j. I0 B" u8 q
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 6 j! f0 x8 F y9 d7 Q7 A
x0 \5 U$ E7 i" @/ ?, I" Z8 C2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. % r. c) x/ o# i
1 C4 ?( m* I! f" I+ |9 _ @) K 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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; a. T( s5 a5 X# ?1 N; X+ m* h4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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( E, K# R5 ?9 G9 t M C* { c5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. % F9 t ^1 V# _; _, K" T
+ ?5 Q( Q6 Q0 Z5 m 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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$ k( |, f6 k4 Q: V6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 7 _& f7 X% U* a$ u$ J- a& v& ?$ T) D
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ) n5 B! }5 k* l; ]$ O' ?$ s! V
[- v" z2 w& q- Q' n7 D 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. % B5 V6 |0 x# {& \# N! _
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 4 S7 i0 k e$ r7 r, K: r
2 H: D5 X q8 r& I. G% Q+ W 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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