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)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. ! i% ~5 m. g2 _- o% N) n
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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9 P A" i/ N* u8 B& C+ ?0 Q) ^2)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 5 t- W; t; _$ ^- \7 Z
2 S8 K! v, ]7 h- F( v 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. , d3 F7 _8 Q+ V/ t* ]6 v
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 8 p4 k7 Q8 E7 \; @: U$ U0 Z
; ^3 w2 I: _) S2 D* p0 {% W; Q, [5)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 5 u9 i* U9 i; H. V U* y
1 v3 U& Q& N! T+ v1 T 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8)Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. $ B6 X4 m' ]% _4 g% N
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9)One should love animals. They are so tasty. ( n3 H9 Y, Y' x: N; ^" Z
3 V4 K! X Y) \: X$ W# p1 `% J% [4 ]/ \7 D 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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