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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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8 ~% i' [) z2 o' g/ g6 C2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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Q" x/ v. ^) j( u! U 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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; \& |; H4 l# R& \' ^0 w3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. + ]; w' ?" ]+ E2 H) m# l* n# x4 Q
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ! S' f4 A# j* h, T) b$ g: {/ m
' m( k" E k% W* C: J( p+ n4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. $ u; T9 o% V0 o+ K* q0 ~
# _3 I: y% X/ O8 {5 _ L 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 7 ]* P, S$ `* Y
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 1 E, M9 E4 g7 b, A
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. $ B( T: T7 [1 H$ h# {
5 h3 m4 R3 ^* O- |3 ^: m+ q) G6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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+ q* A3 I0 n& F" `7 X+ c1 k: A7 W7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 3 f5 t( W9 s: O' o% g3 U5 K
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. * \8 P! g6 K; Y; [$ i8 R
) A! S$ o2 v- { 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 0 f4 f) t4 A3 K7 e- v! y& ]
/ L3 T6 M; x* f9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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