Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.

& M% m0 i+ u- @  ^/ N6 BThinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
4 b* J' G. v$ y. i! l6 r) Wcommented, "I don't think that's going to help."
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( ~( Z) T( T0 W. X4 n"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！