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如果看工会的工资列表, Welder比其他trades 还低点儿。 其实Welder有更好的赚钱办法,买一套Welding Rig当subcontractor, Charge $80-120/hr, plus rig 租赁。1 |2 Y" s, u+ S% B8 }
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手艺人每日与灰尘,油腻,灌木丛(dust,oily and bush)打交道,自然嘴里吐不出象牙. little Johny 的玩笑是我最爱。其中一则:
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Little Johny asked father,"Can I have a cigarette, please?"- X2 w% `; H% ]* b: T [
Daddy replied,"Can your weeny touch your belly button?") i' |# l! I' c
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"So you are not big enough."- n, f4 X7 `' s' |
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One day little Johny want a beer, Daddy said, “ Can your weeny toutch your asshole yet?"
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Next day Daddy want to share some pop corn from his son, little Johny said," Can your weeny reach your asshole?"+ [- D4 D6 k" I
"It is for sure. I am a man."+ O3 B9 O( ?3 b
"Go and fuck yourself, then." |
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