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如果看工会的工资列表, Welder比其他trades 还低点儿。 其实Welder有更好的赚钱办法,买一套Welding Rig当subcontractor, Charge $80-120/hr, plus rig 租赁。+ Q8 t7 J; F, ` H; A/ h
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手艺人每日与灰尘,油腻,灌木丛(dust,oily and bush)打交道,自然嘴里吐不出象牙. little Johny 的玩笑是我最爱。其中一则:8 r! T' x2 }& R+ r2 G' C* _2 o
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Little Johny asked father,"Can I have a cigarette, please?": P1 @, U+ s! `6 X5 W
Daddy replied,"Can your weeny touch your belly button?"3 ?( N$ T$ ]# S9 G+ M& `1 E: U5 S
"Nope."+ `5 L5 i& r3 V3 T, S
"So you are not big enough."
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One day little Johny want a beer, Daddy said, “ Can your weeny toutch your asshole yet?"& J: P2 H# d, h% _- p) R- m
'Nope."
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Next day Daddy want to share some pop corn from his son, little Johny said," Can your weeny reach your asshole?"5 M1 h$ f( m; s) F0 B9 h
"It is for sure. I am a man."
' Y, H+ [- U% q5 C"Go and fuck yourself, then." |
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