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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 4 @" @4 W5 [- R7 l H" `7 p1 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns
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& p5 H! z) E1 [, w {0 c9 `6 N" I9 \; |I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
2 h S( `( I- c1 b1 kI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
$ q5 x# y8 ~1 T: I2 R NThe rents too high, the air's unclean3 c/ {* e0 B" U k% k1 _
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean$ F5 k k# Z" Y+ b$ B5 ~; I
And the women are big and the men are dumb# n8 K7 ~' z+ w$ H' t. Z+ Z/ s
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum% E! c9 X" H' \
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork- V. K, @" [8 u( J& A4 k7 ]" V" [
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
* Z& B& ?9 B* N, m8 t! @In Toronto, Ontario
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"4 P+ h" e5 | n3 r b& T: `' n/ ?0 J
! h* m8 t- m- C" _I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
7 B+ Z* K# X0 f, R0 OKitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa# _, Q: h0 j7 ^$ I! _" e
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
* W: M7 x1 F8 {And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks( g% J0 M* `$ A
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
2 m I" B9 a' ]9 d% @He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree7 F: W6 q+ M: E8 E
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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4 ?# o2 O/ E6 v% Y! a6 b"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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4 v: z" X( W AOntario Sucks- o/ E3 f9 E/ ?. U
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"' U& } `$ ^) Y5 L/ I
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
' A& W' }$ ~% V. }& |And Prince Edward Island is too small7 z8 n, |/ Z4 Z5 w: P
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
# X; b2 M( f7 f+ q# ?% ]2 JNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
; I; Q1 P; ~* q& a) q+ rQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad
8 S1 C, K. j R m# LOntario sucks, Ontario sucks
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$ Q. ^% ]( u3 h* f"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"6 s- F. Z# B B3 p0 j+ b$ B
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
3 N- j6 C& G+ o) x3 U. p, z/ NAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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+ z: a8 C4 i- S) O, H7 e7 B'Cause Alberta doesn't suck- _* u5 F% T6 {) y" l
But Calgary does |
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