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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 4 r: l9 K3 t4 R; m% Y' X
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns3 H( N9 W& W3 v0 `; x
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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
- S7 V- Y# r/ L8 J- O! V" qI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
) I% w- E) n5 ?- ]The rents too high, the air's unclean
% R+ _& R; v5 k& y! CThe beaches are dirty and the people are mean3 ^, J) } X* X6 ], P
And the women are big and the men are dumb' \0 o, T# g# Y+ w. K5 e: V
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum D2 N3 K& S- b q9 F1 v1 s9 {
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
" X& L8 w5 g b! s+ \. g0 L" E, wThey dress real bad and they think they're New York- j$ X% N0 e3 ^& Q0 z8 F
In Toronto, Ontario6 v2 n- B+ J6 U1 n. Q4 }9 f
* d: A& Q B( O$ N" v+ X# `"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa" k( {5 e0 K7 R3 d6 k" s' @
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa5 q$ p, j* c" N0 Y5 m3 G! ?. w. v- r
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck4 p3 f B" l+ ]" d/ T2 _
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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9 G6 ?+ U5 [0 gI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney. r) z# e) R7 Y j# w: T9 ^
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree8 ~) X* I9 _- m6 ]: g
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck+ n4 c. p5 g$ o% M9 C
; h- m8 V; q8 n# t. y6 [" H"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"0 r C8 v1 w* C `
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Ontario Sucks1 c7 Y j3 C0 r
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"2 p& }! ~0 B+ ?
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
2 |1 C8 \- d& E; Q7 ]( t* ZAnd Prince Edward Island is too small
5 T! ^, H$ k+ k3 W% r4 jNova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
6 _& |: x: u# u' RNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall) n- L$ f) |& i) F1 B, K( b
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
- w G o- ]/ k2 `; D* e' B* _Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks
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i. _, }$ ^; @"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
" ? g0 x6 F1 ]% QAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!9 p$ D& ^5 {8 q
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!", Z8 L" w: k. P1 j$ Z* Z; D
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
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