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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 ) E2 P1 }7 ^7 B: f- b
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5 k) ?" Z$ a0 T$ T' B: D. cI hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
; \8 k0 `+ V6 F0 m2 T# k- gI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
7 u- N, `% y) b! Q8 Q9 ?The rents too high, the air's unclean& L4 M) v* _$ M) c* B6 G% \3 ]6 Q
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean8 h1 {3 Q G/ u/ n& m
And the women are big and the men are dumb: H' ~# j o6 A
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum) g4 c, S6 S4 a: m4 H% c* [8 \
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
1 e6 @$ l3 x& p* F. M& w) UThey dress real bad and they think they're New York
; j5 ^. M: E# ^# E) u' N5 \In Toronto, Ontario) b0 z5 ]: X5 z8 R
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"! ?$ k: V4 E$ o% _$ C' P! f9 x
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
( q- H$ y5 M7 [. D1 bKitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
6 t* V+ v4 I o) ULondon sucks and the Great Lakes suck
) e+ y- D: Y C/ i2 U9 b5 A$ uAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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1 t4 Z, {1 {: |( ?, s5 `6 CI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
& U" O, z) R, J! fHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree e) x$ l5 }; m& x. |' e
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck6 y9 ]0 b1 z, J) v8 F
% d# [. T1 O* \: U"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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6 h1 Y9 i5 J; x6 u/ y5 g. HOntario Sucks
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" N4 U! }$ w, ~, I, F& p8 J"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"6 \( U N2 Z0 O/ P3 g: q
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
0 x# f' p; `6 N" e5 X& bAnd Prince Edward Island is too small3 Q+ A: ^, K6 V9 i1 {) Z* N
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank" h' f" y/ q3 M' o% M0 E: h; c
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall. O- [7 P" w6 w1 R, G
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
$ ?% \; X( @$ @3 Y, ^% ^Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks- ^7 I% i) X/ O
$ p+ K$ a! o- Z"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
W& L3 Q, G/ c# i. p7 [5 u# sAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!
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$ E) o4 M; t7 M: |2 r5 F"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"9 d1 m0 F" k( W# p( I' _
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
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