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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 : G2 V' M8 G' b, s( V- }: @2 B
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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
" e6 y2 l* Q; F# D0 TI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo1 {# o* m. ` N i. `
The rents too high, the air's unclean
* n" B0 f1 H8 o) B; _The beaches are dirty and the people are mean, R" t; S/ @* ^# J, g
And the women are big and the men are dumb
4 C T4 I5 L/ a" Y" B$ wAnd the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum4 l% ^; S. }# v$ e+ c9 z: z/ L, U u9 d
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork4 k) o% w5 q% `; B& A5 V
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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# {9 C* {! J7 e2 PI hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa& \. v6 q1 y! w$ k- u: x7 R; Y7 H
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa" J% R$ e/ |9 h% K
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck1 N; u" Q T9 j' r+ e
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks3 u& A6 q8 G* C" u' J
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
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I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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& t* ~2 L& J9 ]$ n5 SOntario Sucks
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo". }6 G, B! g5 `8 H
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
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p' G1 v5 S; W, z, y7 ZNova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank- J' N, Z3 D* T& |2 X
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
# M8 k' [7 y8 T. t: C( S! ?" d" dQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad
3 ^0 g& p" z3 ?7 `Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks
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, n% r3 J3 G$ `"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"2 }: F7 j, q' s; }5 i# K5 v
+ c, _# M$ x6 S) K8 n! KSaskatchewan is boring and the people are old
: @* ]" ~* j. K5 ]2 _And as for the territories, they're too cold!6 ?1 e9 r x* } x, y
& m* t0 O% A5 r3 b. I"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
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