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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too' ]- G& l9 s3 G- ?; x
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo6 K7 f9 c4 {3 a' O+ b l
The rents too high, the air's unclean
$ I$ J' K5 N% J# A1 I( ^The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
7 q, ] R1 C2 j8 z" a- a: _. Z. D7 KAnd the women are big and the men are dumb" C( {6 e* f9 S
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum+ o4 c! O3 ~ }* [' B) ]* z
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
( D$ s7 n- Z1 d& TThey dress real bad and they think they're New York0 ^6 P% m* t& S
In Toronto, Ontario: F5 x; ?: |' V% g( A5 [% [
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"9 b% x+ M6 y+ h* i8 k/ V3 c5 ~
) Y; R1 S3 h6 J p: q# `I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa# o; M9 g$ ?. T% W, I* A
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa4 Y* b9 m/ l, W* v+ b. h* f
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
& f( @% ~7 I2 C( I# v8 CAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks+ z9 q9 x+ h! B- Y" x4 `
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney. ^! l/ }) K- b. r- x: U1 W
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
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- e- j2 x, V$ v M; C"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!", I* d9 Y; R+ V- m* n/ U$ q
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Ontario Sucks
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
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Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank3 G+ m) P8 \; ~$ c. ~' ^2 c
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
9 y4 {1 T. Q; M }/ jQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad2 A+ c/ t G( x* d2 E
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks, Z& x* K2 m1 ~* w, g
6 l O9 @9 |4 H1 Q"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"# U N" L; S B J8 z; ~7 b
2 a. w" y$ x9 Y! ESaskatchewan is boring and the people are old
- o& I7 U3 C, m, J- jAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!
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, `/ @# F# E, J$ z. D. s"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"9 u3 R. D7 M7 Z# o
# y8 [7 f B; n) C'Cause Alberta doesn't suck. ^) N( E* k: r' M& Y: j
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