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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
! A# N0 L' [/ W7 }% [I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo/ c$ h: N3 \- o) D8 Q
The rents too high, the air's unclean
+ B- ^5 n# n, @$ R+ e4 wThe beaches are dirty and the people are mean- D3 o; v' [* G. y9 y( g
And the women are big and the men are dumb" l9 [; g3 Z& A: s/ B) O& G$ y1 f
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
/ z( v7 S. `4 V3 }6 S, j j; UThe water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
, L; o5 e' C& k# vThey dress real bad and they think they're New York
) j3 w6 n8 S; v( @3 W: m0 ?7 sIn Toronto, Ontario
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! L4 R) q' A) ~$ Y"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
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London sucks and the Great Lakes suck3 p% v& Y5 f2 m6 c5 `7 U1 u
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks: _3 U. ~' x+ i* X4 I% B% ?
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
) B9 l. t3 k2 x1 `8 HHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
4 N# {& x8 g1 c, HI went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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Ontario Sucks8 h3 C0 d5 [/ g/ n
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"9 G3 y1 d; c. _! f/ h8 a; S
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But,7 Y/ b2 b+ D( v( `5 O: L3 x
I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird/ w& Z* s1 T1 k9 }
And Prince Edward Island is too small
# i8 s b- m# u7 g ?Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank/ [* |, q5 I5 X% F7 G
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
4 a1 \) D; X- K L$ Z5 XQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad7 |! R- d9 g3 G3 N- C- T
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks# c c' y8 S" U: T" m3 p6 D6 J* F
3 n/ p2 i! ]! `"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
8 C. e6 r9 G. H5 ~5 NAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!. m7 p: P$ ]# o& h; p3 W
5 F/ G, q! N. W( v- G$ o"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!". x+ G3 Z0 G; W- i' q J
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
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