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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 ) i5 e$ n0 N7 u! h) z+ ?. L3 ~
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns
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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
( \* \6 q. |/ J; W8 o7 E5 AI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo' |0 V$ k9 I- L' F! V9 `
The rents too high, the air's unclean/ R- ^3 j* b" D& |" U [" d
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean9 k& R. e; y7 X' Z2 |
And the women are big and the men are dumb5 K# y4 U) i- o b6 b1 u
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
( G+ U+ Y/ E4 x% ?1 v/ }The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
9 x S5 a* h6 F8 o/ `They dress real bad and they think they're New York% J3 B% o$ A. n
In Toronto, Ontario
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8 s+ P* J0 a1 z" @"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario", Z: t* m. V4 z8 J) j5 ]: C8 q
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa; v& m) ]8 w! X6 m+ @5 Q0 m( o+ |
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa# o1 I' z1 ^3 V
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck% x5 {" j: Y" ?; ]# j
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney d7 \; A4 w4 r, d# ?5 o- ^# y
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
! b6 r0 R m# t: }$ _ i% KI went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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Ontario Sucks- p7 s( ]3 w0 q! J9 a, g
@# K5 Y3 ?9 x4 Y9 ?" T3 P5 @: a"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo", d+ b3 U2 I2 J' O: l! l/ f/ I9 I
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
1 H! o/ O5 @$ LAnd Prince Edward Island is too small# T* g8 b7 l# J' R
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
) |8 f- P/ W% JNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall. k) M a6 R- o0 e% _2 S5 d' z
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
0 h, {. E. G5 F( E4 DOntario sucks, Ontario sucks
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' c8 ?# Y1 O! T4 m"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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- J, p/ @- g: ^Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old# T( V; a, J+ @2 c6 Y" F- }
And as for the territories, they're too cold!% P! a- T3 }" j+ @
) ?' `- x: D+ l2 y9 L7 r"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck j9 }4 K$ f. F; _- R, C
But Calgary does |
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