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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 # L8 s/ M$ m' I) Y
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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too+ X3 Q! k, Y( x6 H+ Z7 C) {
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo1 \: ^% t4 L2 w" N/ z7 A* I4 h
The rents too high, the air's unclean! E$ @9 V7 j6 s" g
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
- d2 D3 E3 s/ S. w0 N, {! aAnd the women are big and the men are dumb- ^) ]9 I. }3 \% f. ?
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
) X$ h' i4 F' w7 [The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
4 W0 i0 D; K& ?# OThey dress real bad and they think they're New York
. n4 \( B; D; V0 sIn Toronto, Ontario T: _0 D# g6 S! R# @/ u9 x( q4 o8 F
$ J/ Z" j+ m4 w. g"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa& ]' K) m4 b) M9 a- M' L& W2 C9 M
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
1 W v7 W F* k2 d4 F: CLondon sucks and the Great Lakes suck2 T Q0 H, `3 D
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks" @1 K6 M/ j( K1 o, t
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney5 c0 c a. f1 {9 t
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
9 `/ @9 x$ F8 D$ X$ ^9 EI went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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0 q0 n( B4 {* K+ k! UOntario Sucks
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+ D r& w( a2 r( J"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo". l+ x% ~8 s* j7 B2 g
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird" h4 d t6 S7 |4 q
And Prince Edward Island is too small& i( i" | N7 Q2 v5 I/ B
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank) I$ a6 c2 t& Y
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
/ o/ B8 g* ^. n* Q* p2 CQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad
) M2 A' Y' n' y% t( cOntario sucks, Ontario sucks
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9 p* ^6 x* y) ~9 P4 X4 t9 s"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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$ r9 ^' e' b8 J% k+ d, {* Z% @Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
6 ^& h+ \# ?/ \) L! R ?. q8 VAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!) z* i" w9 K' V. F$ v
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck/ y8 K( ^+ m1 Z5 [
But Calgary does |
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