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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA' {6 [2 V! q# M8 ~5 V" |% x6 M. w
T6 Y0 Q3 i. I1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
( A P5 o& n) P4 K# i0 H& e2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
) _+ O% k; q, i" c1 \$ q" z3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
1 W& B. a4 G9 I$ {. x5 A8 P7 O4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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# ?' F& R: o) [: P) aTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA / _, f8 l4 I0 i7 J" h; ]2 ]5 U
! u: g% k# B# N2 Q. ^1. Big rock between you and B.C. 6 z1 ~* h) Y5 k( w; ~2 g
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3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. : P4 R4 {8 E" S0 o1 f# }/ K
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. M; j$ \! [' G6 J
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
: |) r+ F- p/ a, M3 \; \8 _6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. : b$ E& ^: q" R. L
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- b+ S1 ^9 e6 ?' U. S* G8 RTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 1 K' ^) `. W& p& S3 \8 g4 K
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1. You never run out of wheat.
9 i c# ^8 X. i/ ?8 w2. Your province is really easy to draw.
C' \5 Z1 |) D. y9 `/ W& C- d' l3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
* h! n; ^9 W. |4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA b A7 z/ _2 x W- _
( k6 E! S5 W B1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. + a# J: T, x+ A' Z/ ]
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
( N" _! G5 M* g! I3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
$ L3 e0 z7 t$ A( p! W; S4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
1 Q V1 {& C. i: A! B( v5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO & y+ g( A, e1 U Q7 k
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. : y: m% b, ~+ u U
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. . o# U+ V3 x6 L' I; @* v- `
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. / z$ w. \9 z" S( i1 Y: a& S
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC & d4 V$ t7 i1 A* x# Y$ u8 f
& T. ^0 D) ?; ^' p6 y; [) h1 I1. Racism is socially acceptable 8 w6 \% ]! G# J" K6 Z& x
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
# ]8 h6 L0 M. R5 ^. f3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
1 Q3 @9 D6 ~; R5 i6 {% z# w4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
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2 e7 `6 F& t! |: \% N8 [TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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- Y3 t* z* a9 L4 y+ ^8 X1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
. J- g" w2 F. @# [$ {2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
! p8 O5 P2 z8 ?3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
8 D* I0 }- h0 @: e5 U# h" \+ w( H" \5 ^4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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+ {2 z. Q8 R) x, F: XTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA ^. ]4 @, Z5 u5 L" R
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5 s0 S3 Z8 D# L/ q% F$ z5 M9 \) J1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. ) v/ j2 o0 h3 M9 v
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
3 v1 X* f0 f# h3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 6 @, S& K6 J- l9 W2 \8 ?
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 9 B* w4 ` T2 v! m: A5 m
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge. 6 {. S2 C9 r. S; x# y+ v
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 3 |6 `2 B. v2 g7 k$ p0 {2 C
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
+ A4 |, w& m' [1 l4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 3 w# @# J) ?9 M9 }* b- x, c4 P9 w- k
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 8 r2 E0 ]0 E4 R* N/ Y! K
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. $ }2 `8 S( f8 f, J& F: S
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. 7 w( J+ i W( N$ e" s1 E2 n- {
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
+ v; M M3 ]) h3. The workday is about two hours long.
) h- U+ | g7 C* c6 i$ [4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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