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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA5 g; r' Z% S N
: G0 h2 X. Q2 N5 ^9 ~0 G1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
9 p: H- R+ u% T" @, p7 d2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
; L, P ]8 ?) W) s9 y4 a3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
+ g" @$ ^) D% D5 l8 D/ I6 ~4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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5 h4 g% ^# o# z0 ]: D( F8 S4 oTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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- u) P, P* A, z+ R1 W1. Big rock between you and B.C. 2 l' N |0 \. u5 |# _- ~' k
2. Ottawa who?
" j* w# h5 L* ?" l: G, B3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
+ y! D2 @) o7 w9 }/ ~4 X4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. " O5 o" m* k5 H% b! `% t
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. , a* w; j7 Y7 Z" m- ^5 f% p
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. \9 i4 X1 W: L1 n. e5 n% t4 p
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# s6 f5 x9 G* _+ LTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 7 V! \0 f% T" G. c: X+ v* c
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1. You never run out of wheat.
1 ?( U+ O9 z" r3 O( C2 I( k2. Your province is really easy to draw.
& f* s" D! ^+ J$ D* v3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 9 m9 s0 W. e1 m3 z, Q( w# x- g
4. People will assume you live on a farm. # A+ p" u. E5 V* v3 ~+ M+ d+ N- ]
& s, K: U' e- q1 A" U6 I! ETOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
# [. c( b# N" ?- p2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
& t4 M+ r+ V! S' {6 `8 L* p: S v$ k3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
! h p& c. z. h* |, k* l4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 3 j) {0 `/ ]1 {1 R. C5 p; f
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. ( |- C+ R* O' X, Z& x s3 j' z& b
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& k. O1 r: h5 ~) R$ C! e0 ?' a1 `TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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6 S) a2 y) Q' |3 k) J6 {& g' b1 l1. You live in the centre of the universe. 0 A' F# B, A/ W- G6 \
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
' y4 S1 m% @$ B$ l8 ~3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
9 j* g3 X; O& k5 h$ ` r* e& c4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. 3 u4 Z: W- M* J& O% x1 @4 @; T& ?
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( @) T7 p- Q# RTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable $ F3 O' j' X8 {8 J* d
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 4 P; g7 c2 R& W) C- m
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. # j) N' g( V4 v$ `
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
: d- F K. |1 F" L( QTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK " P3 f. Y0 `4 I$ G8 z
- n1 ]% f' D. P9 Z7 V1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
4 m# b9 `/ W# V, |7 S( \# o2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
. g+ E2 x9 |6 y! U: W4 D" J) c3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
+ c4 t& a! I% Q* f/ m4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA ^. Q" `* O$ S2 Z m4 h) \0 j
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
% U- I7 F: M2 v4 |" W2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. % i, c& D u2 Q" l
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
" a& m6 E: f' p5 |9 s& s- r. V* }/ m( H! S2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 3 b. m3 x- j3 N, P$ ~' M& @
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. / t- Q3 \ b1 ~4 m. ?
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." ' U" T/ j, G- g+ y5 s
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
4 u# Z' m1 f- G! y' N6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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6 Q9 _9 K6 @1 J) d4 f1 k2 t* r" TTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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2 u4 @/ b; j' `: X6 f2 E1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. / T0 H7 L( [) j+ W% n' t5 V4 I* `
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. , S. G1 P( e! t% n9 {% V
3. The workday is about two hours long. ' W+ e$ h( g+ Y) O7 W# N/ ^2 g
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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