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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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# E' }3 W/ I; h4 g1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 1 |0 h2 V9 ]* o( _
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
1 k# f$ ?, g5 l- G3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. $ M) B `0 f( a- \' b
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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D& ~ G& [7 F0 Z; P/ Y pTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. 8 @* [: s& f, h* B, X+ n
2. Ottawa who?
& f% i2 z, p" j7 q8 L) W6 L$ ^3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. & U6 k$ l5 r5 b' g% t
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
" B; t8 P# U4 j5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. - p" {( L) W/ k, n0 @' {$ ~8 G# |
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 5 C! a# [) K8 i/ r1 ^6 w
+ ~8 v; d" R$ Z" i' }9 [3 S8 n1. You never run out of wheat.
- F( C- z {7 W. z+ G2. Your province is really easy to draw.
* k4 |' U9 ^3 N' i. d% S3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. * H5 x! k0 m6 v$ T
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
6 U$ Z+ T9 [8 B8 X. [- b8 q, s2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. # Z" @/ l" e' B" i1 Q
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
# P L' e) Z( a- w) A4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. $ z) _' o4 n! f8 K3 ~
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO 8 o. q# |. H: o5 E0 v
: I7 A2 R8 z4 v# t* L/ x, s1. You live in the centre of the universe.
! M1 ]. y) ~8 H( L% ]2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. y3 x; F `; J6 k1 ?: h* [
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
3 i3 Z& O+ \9 L" n" z4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. 4 a2 t7 _6 q6 W) Q0 q R
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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5 K/ {4 Y G! V8 G9 X$ g* F1. Racism is socially acceptable , X% M/ t3 K/ c2 K6 w7 [2 s' s. E
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. % _! ?& ], \* r( F$ F
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
9 i2 d* [$ \ l2 P8 n4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
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3 \/ e$ |4 e, x" M4 v5 sTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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0 O6 w% ~$ k) H% n; p9 e1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. , n. F5 Q4 x' Q+ ^
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
! q+ o1 q: B0 v0 O$ k( J8 l3 H5 n3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick % x$ J: C& D2 f/ A1 M5 L; e
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse. 7 g4 J4 q, E" Z
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7 @& ?: j& }! U( ^6 e3 j. N. YTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA , ?. y4 ^3 b7 K7 [* v& v! |
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4 F9 g+ y4 l* n/ I6 \1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. - T7 S. A" p/ i" D4 R' h) ?
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
+ K5 |- |# S* e n4 Y1 @" ^8 `3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 8 U' _6 Q" @' h$ \8 ?$ W/ g
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, [9 ~$ J n; y8 K$ \ p" L! x3 ]TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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3 U: E" x9 x5 ? b O5 |# y6 A. J9 k1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
/ g. a; o+ D% J' o# W# Q, Q# N2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. ! e5 u- w- A( f/ i
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
; G8 l- d* [+ \8 n9 @4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 2 u+ ~. _$ a& {2 A. f7 a1 T
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. : U' w& J. s4 c) v( A( z5 x
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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6 X4 \. a# [/ m7 E' ITOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND . Q' b; Q7 D$ e3 S& N( \
, ~6 I6 I9 A5 U1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
" e' ?7 X4 _, k* p2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
: X. O& P4 T+ C# L7 ^$ b9 ] p* N3. The workday is about two hours long.
* j4 _" ^0 J9 O" O+ t# X4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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