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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA) }. v( d$ Y% K9 K% M8 U
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. $ R( q. f, X$ e- ?& {" P
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
, m7 W9 I2 F% L6 v3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. + v# u# B9 m% x9 o* ?9 t
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. ; _/ w7 l. p% C! i
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7 V! o1 R3 h9 S" O" M$ h6 XTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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0 Q0 n# e7 f0 |3 p9 M. X/ n1. Big rock between you and B.C. - n% z- W1 y/ q6 ]5 t0 ]
2. Ottawa who?
/ P6 t/ U, g8 T3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
+ v+ j5 e3 [3 m7 v; I' H4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. & H/ b0 D* K4 y# b
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 3 ]$ J" e6 m1 Y
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. |+ Z, L- g- L3 j6 [8 j b
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- u2 @; R: t8 D; ]TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat. ' j# |% w5 b: J* a
2. Your province is really easy to draw. . \! m _2 _2 |! `0 ~7 M
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. , e. K7 f$ r) \3 h" D+ j, T
4. People will assume you live on a farm. . l& T2 C9 D# \4 G8 a+ r* ~1 v
4 m {% g# T9 v" h3 |3 KTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA / l2 V1 G L" _3 |) T1 o* y( u
% R( [* ]$ B% a1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. F# q2 t c8 R) f+ q
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. * G6 B1 O2 M. }! z+ S" E
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. * d# L! ~6 q+ Y y: M5 Z2 t
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
1 L9 g/ M/ u6 D: F" _5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. 5 A2 q! j3 D4 {3 B( j! i
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E3 j6 q( _9 a# v7 b8 q: HTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. + c3 }7 w. ~) J$ z4 N
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
8 C* X% F0 h5 d/ z; J3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. o0 l8 o( r0 q/ H, r
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC & o6 N9 e1 j* J0 P) d$ s# |( }
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
$ Q9 S7 Q( L, A: l2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. $ U2 Y6 X4 x3 y5 s8 Z* M
3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 1 P- h( `7 | ^$ t) S" M
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *9 ]! I( i$ Y' q7 K3 d' d9 |
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 2 F K9 M2 W% ?% s- p
! V {! p& L; C: ZTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK + {( G# |; A7 e1 ]" R
0 F+ v; j7 }" E1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
. b& c( h W) T% k6 e2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
) f; K3 @' C* o" U) M# r3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick 0 k* W) j8 ]' S, [/ a4 m
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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) A# @- H' A. C$ b6 u( E }1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can.
4 ^0 t" |# g- G, |. b, s: ?3 @2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
% n I9 V" I& k7 e! x3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 6 n$ k0 R6 ]) {" D- L1 L# f, `: K
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* z; S" E% G8 \/ N; UTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 0 i& j$ s! n& U) a3 m/ ^; q
7 T% Y% ^# U W6 u* N& r, k7 ]$ ]1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
- b) P: f- Z i+ v0 B2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
5 O: r# \: P4 G) C1 {: E6 X3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
7 }1 T4 Y% m& m$ D- P+ @, @9 Q) K4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 8 j! R/ a/ D1 X5 P
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
2 f, l2 R! @ ~$ z6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. # p. a9 b* J$ k/ k& m& m
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% d; L0 H5 ?$ l, @0 CTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND / \3 U& F% h& k/ R4 W# R- a2 N
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. 4 o) j0 C8 p& c7 G! E
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. ) s: R7 C- r+ }; P/ P3 F& Y8 ^
3. The workday is about two hours long. 2 Q2 v" Q4 X/ l4 f3 _5 x
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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