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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA8 k) A; j8 f3 a5 e; I, ]
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. % h, ^& q) H# J' \' C1 j. [1 E
2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
$ S { d/ ]+ l/ A; E1 w3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. 7 H0 c* T2 o3 R% h) W- x
4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
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8 i/ q: @ U1 H$ r5 r1. Big rock between you and B.C. 7 h3 z# v* b$ ]: P0 G3 F9 u
2. Ottawa who?- V. c" X% ?/ Z+ O
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
' o) m+ f: L0 d! ^4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. ; z5 F5 ^: i: h1 c
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
0 _. g3 |! d Z: [4 Q6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. # a X+ C9 Z: U, D$ X8 h
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. Q* o4 O6 h* s) P f" HTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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- V. Q# a% G2 q8 c% J1. You never run out of wheat. & n/ \% y; h( w/ C1 j# e) g/ b
2. Your province is really easy to draw. 5 V7 Q) d% u6 a; J% j% u
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. 3 j8 n* K+ b" M% ?" k
4. People will assume you live on a farm. % D8 v. r/ x: D) c* ~: u
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA * Z M* E/ w: s; q* k- U6 P
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
3 Y7 D, t( ^( Y% }0 L* s2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. / Y' H0 m* f+ j0 E+ o/ j# B7 n
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. ; T8 |) F: S, z4 y' s
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. & Z, s1 m* x2 i& f6 U
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. ; Q, x7 h! E7 W! t
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. ' \ ~$ X: P2 L5 K
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 2 R% n d* p+ _: Z; h( e
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. % m% t' A6 N2 ^" h* ^7 X
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC : Q: m9 C' S- l1 \2 ~
, q+ m- I# e y( ?% H; d- B2 n9 Y1. Racism is socially acceptable 4 M& G* i# m8 Q1 G) u
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
( U1 A m q) T' S3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. , x* p. K3 K8 I8 [& n3 n
4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *0 ^) l( T8 I. \( m/ S
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 3 `0 ^% y2 Y6 a1 F9 P
/ }7 v6 Z2 V, c* r8 @TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK * T2 V$ b ~4 l- c6 i
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. : k5 v4 M& y& D* @
2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
- J) R+ g+ H8 x& e% C+ D+ F3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick * d5 _+ U# g: r. J q2 C. k
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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6 x. \" ]2 r* W4 Y* [TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA . E' k4 _! h. o. w( Y' E
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2 q, y6 C1 u ~( F+ s1 V! E8 y1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 5 F5 j2 c2 b6 Y( N- m7 e/ j/ z4 ^
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
# T* Y/ I g8 A+ U# S6 [9 q3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
8 M5 h9 z5 o9 j3 `0 `# o* p. A5 C2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
7 Y/ i, Y" A" S- K" }. b/ S0 Q; T3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. ! b5 ]6 b9 K. m5 X
4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." a- F' I, ~* d2 T( E: e
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
7 L7 d" T5 [/ z, r( g6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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$ ~; m j" u, x, o& M1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
9 b6 n8 y4 p& ^7 | l2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
4 b) w7 [% G( B" [3. The workday is about two hours long.
; N4 s3 t8 ?0 W" i% @4 x/ g4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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