40歲以上的女人是珍寶‎

satouyuri

這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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) x3 G" F; b! D; SAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
% P( a. K/ X8 a; ^0 Y隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:
為什麼呢?

7 R: a6 ]- r$ c" v: YA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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) f, F, b  r8 w; _/ f, `"What are you thinking?
你在想什麼?

1 g- T) d( t& V3 aShe doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽

0 r7 g4 c/ w, ]( Sshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
, K; V1 X, A/ @2 p: H9 v* l$ t* Q她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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+ b- ^3 g  `, B3 aShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情

7 u& A9 f4 a' m: [Women over 40 are dignified.
9 C2 l; R; E3 r: E1 h  d7 Q  h40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
跟你大呼小叫

$ i: j8 d' U( {( H6 y6 tOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地

' s, F; Q1 P% E9 eIf they think they can get away with it.
. K& \* o$ S+ S1 ], c一槍把你給斃了。
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4 Z: g: ^+ B* U3 o$ f& kOlder women are generous with praise, often  undeserved.
+ m. A3 v; u4 U3 Y8 R7 @熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

" c: E; V- M/ \( T4 V, s( @Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔

+ q$ Q1 a! t: \4 s% `) _( N* P* Y; FOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
7 |0 b7 S4 G& Y& h3 j0 r! t只要能夠對皺紋視而不見

a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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: n6 n+ s' x( ?/ r/ OThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
) E  }) ?3 Z5 W2 s; M+ m你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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  W6 m% J* C! t# o4 BYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
& G$ b( Q# o! n: m0 ~- J40歲以上的女人有很多優點

; x$ k0 P2 W; O$ K& C( jUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
- l, \4 o2 v* B  f; T40歲以上的男人呢?

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
: {( m" ^' g3 n3 F' ^  p0 F女士們，請容許我在這兒
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+ `" U7 L$ S3 O1 PFor all those men who say,
幫妳們說句公道話:
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/ u* Z$ H5 g8 ^8 K. v; U& a"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

3 M; i4 X3 P5 b" Z0 Khere's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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7 P9 G, J9 P! pNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

Why?
; J( b; U6 [" s/ @: i為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
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嗡嗡

哈哈，好！！！
喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
, X# e; l1 ]5 Y2 G不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

海鸥飞处

挺好挺好。
- N. n- \' o! a1 l5 `20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
& n( n7 H8 Z- m: d30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

westjh

原帖由 海鸥飞处 于 2007-7-31 15:44 发表
挺好挺好。
20多岁时害怕30岁到来，后来听说30女人一枝花，遂释然~~
0 j, S; e4 A, ?: ~2 R1 O3 B30了又担心40岁像豆腐渣，看了此文，嘿嘿~~

至少咱现在不是豆腐渣，哈哈...

三思

表夸我鸟..

可果美

原帖由 嗡嗡 于 2007-7-31 15:30 发表
' `9 b, y" ?, o/ D# `4 s哈哈，好！！！
喜欢这句：不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! 其实不是40岁以后才明白，30岁以后就明白了
不明白，我们50岁的就怎样了？

问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.

蓝玫瑰

不管多大年纪，我觉得保持一颗不老的心最重要。

elitee

kingsnake

請 40 嵗的女人報上名來，我要尋寳了。
哈哈，太珍寳的我就不要了。