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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
% w+ \ K! K$ P, G( R" F隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:7 X* M1 ^2 e1 V' A/ I, q
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
" q0 m- c2 q8 ?, l7 r, |40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?( T. S/ f5 ^% K- O, [# R5 ]- _
你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.2 P) Y; u% S: }9 _8 O1 A: _8 k! T" N
她才不在乎你在想什麼。2 a t* @; f' j1 D, f" l
' `6 k5 i3 s2 p: qIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,2 m& J8 Z' Y8 n- j9 a4 p* S
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽! J! `3 Q( ~5 \: \2 h. d' p
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.6 b' o: L9 S8 u) G: }" M6 q
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西: E$ ]7 Q) o: G% b
% i; e9 @- R+ P; Y6 J; }She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
6 o+ w+ c$ q& q" n5 x她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.4 {6 j4 |# @' A- w" ~& H9 E! H
40歲以上的女人穩重自持* ?. G$ H' b7 \. Z, E+ B
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera! ~) V$ L8 G" a; @
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡! B+ l* m# u* P/ p ^1 F$ a
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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2 Y* D7 c# w3 MOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you( E2 f2 U- b0 k H( V, a( B+ Z
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.& B# m- W3 H* L
一槍把你給斃了。" F+ g/ v: U) M, p8 p
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved." {* t; O% e' O0 u$ q
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)- Z& P/ @, z4 d7 Y3 v" y, n3 |$ T
5 b$ s5 c& y9 `+ {They know what it's like to be unappreciated. u3 |9 c" k5 [" l. B
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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% n7 Q7 f4 |4 I5 w( n$ @& d3 tWomen get psychic as they age.- Q9 j2 W& E, J# n0 r2 ~3 H5 h2 @
女人越老越通靈7 I1 W' d2 z Y4 g. s
& [+ _8 r2 v- R) b' xYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
0 ~( `2 d( I T$ r7 i* P0 \ Q1 q& }你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔- h" b( a7 G2 q/ p) R; m% P
( p6 r$ k. h- c9 V( ?: k+ yOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
" o. g& j5 D0 F" Y只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋6 p* y2 m! h c4 Q" v
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
8 N8 k) G" ^/ N( B' A# K你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
( N3 U8 f c3 c! N( U. Q40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.9 }. n- T. `7 R% k% x
40歲以上的男人呢?; k; {$ A7 ?' S5 X- I
! b/ f. q8 X$ j0 V1 H) MFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,# I; V1 t7 O. U. }
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男& F4 k' U" F: ~* W9 |
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5 Q/ O- _2 \ r. ?7 ]5 X! D: P7 @Ladies, I apologize.
, o3 f5 w2 i) W女士們，請容許我在這兒! F2 j- s C3 \ R+ s
5 Z& U% S! c9 y; m" c; s" _For all those men who say,
8 k7 l9 B# `1 `& W幫妳們說句公道話:( |8 Y. P* ^, S7 U# T) b
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?2 l9 t5 a9 u; x. _1 I. W2 u& ?' ^
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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- v. h) f s0 _2 B0 R. [! j3 `here's an update for you.
4 b/ q' c4 A/ n. n- M6 v0 W* z實在是太搞不清楚狀況了6 N6 b) X' p X
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.$ a' |1 o9 n- C: r8 p1 H
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚$ ]# u1 U; N* ?
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為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
* Y/ M b0 R( ?1 [因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
