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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:. N7 P- K4 N u: e" A
' T! v8 W) W8 d3 P: f7 Z) ?6 a0 WAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.4 G/ y' v6 Q& b- @: }' C4 c
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:( U6 H% ]1 q$ z3 C9 u4 P. M7 \
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
/ l- @! B# l) n8 s40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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% {2 ]4 o3 Z7 r"What are you thinking?
: |; A& J# Z& a( q L8 y你在想什麼?
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! c8 C7 b. @3 HShe doesn't care what you think.* u" K3 T# G' R% Y
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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* O# A$ S/ l) U; L* N+ GIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,! d% u# I* P2 A
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽4 O/ {7 j5 F: E9 t3 g4 z2 A9 {4 N
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
/ q# O. G2 n- F& @她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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+ O L) X* p) E, _Women over 40 are dignified.
3 a4 R/ |! U3 l" x40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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" e) z' G/ Z$ dThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera, b& {# e0 F8 x2 p
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡9 p6 }" x: \3 A5 |) |
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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5 L0 Q. K( q- j5 nOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you% u% H# z( x9 I! H' D& M: ?
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地5 P7 o1 I3 h0 J6 u e; K" }
) S5 f4 }8 \% l) \If they think they can get away with it.
6 E/ w. c: H h( q一槍把你給斃了。% w: C4 {$ ?2 |2 u
2 j7 a+ ?! K7 }; P# V5 }Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved., n* q+ |/ J2 x, y' K S9 ~2 Z
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)& m7 ~7 X0 u: ^/ @0 _
) [9 W9 v. S4 ~' x d# n+ t5 GThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
5 {4 f) z I4 K3 ]8 D因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.- E, A% t* q" w$ g6 ~. y
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔! I; m/ p: ]( a/ w/ {* l
+ q6 P' j' m# x4 m3 o$ IOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,/ y1 W p: f" F' Q
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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j" M) Z+ f* p4 r& y$ ?a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
8 C5 m& f" D$ r9 r40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感6 w% X% f9 C" Y
& J- g# b. ^/ fOlder women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.6 `+ L0 C s) t* J
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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0 Z7 ^8 L9 `. B0 JYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
+ |4 W% n c% V- \& r你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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/ g/ E+ e) B4 NYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
5 E/ m5 o0 Y) w8 N5 M5 @' _40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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6 g) x3 n8 B. {5 ]& {% S1 I. UUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
7 L( M1 r" k/ p2 r40歲以上的男人呢?! W; G3 j5 m, M, u: H+ {8 T
% p1 k3 o# g4 ]* P4 GFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,. _6 e$ H' G( O# s: Y
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants' A1 q- F; M q" f- Q0 s: Z
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男+ L- |$ _7 h2 ~, d
. v( j `2 y1 ]: H; F" P' Y, a6 tmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
& X. N- h4 S- L1 y1 K) u厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
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# J$ n# W6 N! s5 J3 NFor all those men who say,
9 M2 ~8 n6 ~8 H3 D4 a幫妳們說句公道話:
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
: w1 @/ P N/ ]$ H+ w; A那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人2 ~) z9 {' h% ^) X* x
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here's an update for you.
/ d- l4 G/ F& x% B! C實在是太搞不清楚狀況了& `1 ^3 g" G l' E: N1 \ w7 S
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.- {; d+ ?$ X. M0 B, ~/ H" C) O
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
