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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all." H' z/ w6 F* s
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:& P+ r" c, E3 i; K1 S$ ]$ W
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,5 ]9 T6 e7 h# Q$ r7 ]% h6 v
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:- x# H' v9 O! _$ x; }# x! I# ^
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"What are you thinking?
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She doesn't care what you think.2 Y* h5 T" I5 A$ |/ D, E# B
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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0 ]9 T$ M9 n* eIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
0 K: R' G, m8 j6 Q7 Z. d40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.- P& u4 X4 w% K) j
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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. T) R$ M. F9 G: [- W6 UShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
- f7 N4 G0 \8 N$ K" k她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
0 s0 b7 M* }1 C* e0 C40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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跟你大呼小叫0 A9 \) D2 L5 D4 ^: M
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, `8 P; F& o0 ~& D
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.( Q; M }- Y0 L; ^- s" ^8 r: x7 r+ O
一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.3 F) ]* U" ^4 B
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸), C+ s4 W6 Y7 I' V
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
% o1 X! x4 R; O5 x' q6 k/ f因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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2 k0 |. Z8 Q5 oWomen get psychic as they age.
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你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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5 s: Y2 d( m: m8 Ha woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.3 y1 P8 H, p- N) ]" E
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感; T7 v4 ~! Y6 J, e+ k; a# w+ A
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熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.1 ?4 n3 ^) Y- w1 f ]
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋8 m. k" D6 m& _1 `) Z! \; k
) C7 M, D5 H% F* R3 qYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
1 W' B: o/ Y: {; W你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
8 t4 J5 {( g. e, i7 r* m& l40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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1 R# X6 f( k6 _) p& XUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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9 b% d8 }! e7 c. l; \9 y( vFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
( O( K" a* G8 C9 s6 y2 ]相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人, U* U# P9 {1 K
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants( w1 P, g2 [$ p- M# f! E0 L
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男8 ?/ F6 K# k, c6 n
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. F3 k2 k- L8 k! Y7 C! M
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情- O+ X% O3 c, _9 b; g4 F3 Y) a
" t/ C Z3 l/ i+ ~( wLadies, I apologize.; ] U; q( D5 r, ~2 o
女士們，請容許我在這兒! {& G G# X, n7 Q3 s
0 u6 @. Y' p* b3 Z4 X/ H' z( \For all those men who say,: _7 w( A- y; F4 {6 \# [2 t' O
幫妳們說句公道話:
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: D: \* D8 @" o8 C"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
% i' N1 J1 D: a0 Q3 o, p那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人5 d5 `6 u( S$ i3 ? e- h U
8 e0 B/ h3 }1 s: D- o6 bhere's an update for you.
Q/ s! W( `/ F& N( V實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.7 g5 P6 K6 M2 R6 K+ ]: M. ?8 ?
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚% ]# U, `7 T1 P7 v6 ~! n, f7 Q
, j9 p4 {) f0 k+ h$ j* vWhy?
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; _& Y' @" x% ^8 qBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
' ^7 G( `, O3 H1 g" o8 K7 ]# R* ~因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
