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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:' a" l6 Q( Q, G) B( ~( x
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.4 L1 r+ n% @* ^; j _- D1 s
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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+ g6 N. B6 x1 W8 s$ `# b* K" FA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,4 H* V, Q5 q5 O! C6 K
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
: G0 f& S3 Y% [7 J; t你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.6 s, B8 w4 b$ G
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
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9 N) ~/ O# F, Sshe doesn't sit around whining about it.+ h3 ^# C. @7 F( Q/ r
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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; M0 _& t! q5 X+ rShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting." M5 n8 Z' i. I# d8 H
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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2 c `, M' Q$ u, i40歲以上的女人穩重自持! N5 Z& d" [ K3 j0 E
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
7 T, W! T1 e6 u不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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. ^" C y& Z; g/ ror in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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/ d8 U7 K! R2 o8 A4 R) S0 J/ m' xOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you9 K4 X" t' K' q8 w
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地# r0 q, i" I* o) M! _( V: Q
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If they think they can get away with it.
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.- r+ K/ t0 d8 o# L1 X( Z
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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, A2 i n. y+ ^: w, s* EThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
. m: {4 A+ e0 a4 A+ y- M2 r因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味# ^1 c) D& M$ _4 r
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Women get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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1 s2 Z& @* v" X4 XOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
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7 |9 n8 x+ V. Z/ w' _0 v9 ca woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.2 w* {3 r1 [9 A- f
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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* X% U5 n( t7 W0 l, c' XOlder women are forthright and honest.
& K: k$ T# q1 g* c) j3 b熟女直接又誠實
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& r c) i* O& o. sThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
8 [" k" C2 M( T" v0 L如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋6 Z# Z# I$ J" ]8 h4 ]) R* a6 ~
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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4 h" y! Z ^! C# A( j; mYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
9 P3 p' E6 p" b5 x( A' k1 J40歲以上的女人有很多優點7 }" D4 S% h4 y' z8 J; `* `
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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: @6 ~3 a2 u6 G& G5 bFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
) z' U# ~* Q6 Y& R0 c9 {0 o相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants5 L) b) _. k6 `; N6 {2 V/ v) O$ ^" y
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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Ladies, I apologize.
, ]! P e9 [0 `% p0 \女士們，請容許我在這兒0 r& U& O" r$ J6 U# l
- t! K, w/ a' Y' l3 X' @For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" I" F2 A6 E/ _; D
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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) ?6 M$ t" p, [7 k! A1 bhere's an update for you., `6 l) d: p1 g( J. s
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了& H) J/ t$ K0 M5 H- m
* o; |( {( m* N g5 I, O( H/ ENowadays 80% of women are against marriage.& T) t, H: g. X# C @9 ]
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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' V- P: o0 \) H OWhy?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
