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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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3 r+ @" e  ~  u. d发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

: T' M: `$ K* ~+ G4 ?3 KMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
& j# ]- P% M/ E3 H8 ?- @( |每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
) l+ G: X, G( d& n$ `; o5 EBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
. C3 w' D# {! g( u  v- _Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
' Y+ ~- H# W6 l4 {! ^+ FLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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- z+ q( s/ a- u7 B: x" ^Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
& A) g, g  _# f"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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, `1 R' ]3 D- h: F( n/ {"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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- f. F" g! S; g2 Y/ M, v# y5 f"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
0 N7 i. J# |7 V4 h/ }工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
) x! t% n' J2 Z, I8 y8 Y0 AGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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% I' O% i6 g+ Y% d/ o& }8 P; KWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
3 G- H* |7 {: |, o" T- R! o两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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' W) j: d( f9 }: L. ?, b: E" _The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。