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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
/ T) M6 ~5 X+ D& A钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
) Q5 H# O5 P( L: E( C# u每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
6 k9 U/ I0 E8 D+ W% jLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
1 I7 v( J% s0 s0 N要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
2 i9 W1 {3 b* W聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
+ q& M, T5 R% G9 f! \  JSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
% Q8 Y  Z3 G( h6 i  A" @- a2 G# x成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
7 A8 G0 l. I# Y0 E: SNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
! t: y- C9 p5 Y! e. `# M6 x爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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, P8 T' Y& W0 i# D& L: k"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
; A( D( P9 p1 t% O/ A0 e9 I"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
% k4 I7 S- G$ z" ?. {There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
7 J) D6 ~, f- V9 S. ~应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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# X+ E( w! B9 H% U6 b' ~"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
6 }, H1 T6 |2 H+ W; D9 `' U/ u2 }"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
) R$ X. N+ S* [2 ], A6 J神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
  c! x, u) g: u: n7 E  F- G两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
! @, u4 Z" l+ L/ _. C1 h. E服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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5 n  ^, _: y& S; y7 {The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
" @/ W/ b, g% w0 x6 [学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。