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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
; Q; @) {+ [$ |$ t6 Q! m钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
: K% A# q! A+ ~8 g! UEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
2 x+ J& P+ K7 ?! k0 X$ RSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
. \+ t  N( x+ R% p4 E  t7 M2 ~, ZNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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  s3 `+ q3 X8 H0 A0 n6 e0 R' wLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/ _. ]% I8 F; z- R. E: D4 u3 V8 |爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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! w& {$ E0 l1 j& N( Y' J% I7 B) FChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
/ I4 g% M% n2 l2 l6 b* p后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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/ ~0 l7 F; p, O% z) _"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
) a; g" D- D* \& a) h/ Q"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
7 `. m# x9 x8 |, h, P% ~There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
3 x  p. M+ |: h0 e/ E5 i" W应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
7 X- X9 j  \) w+ A"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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7 ^( }8 ^$ V/ K9 P" }: D& t* }When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
: ]! T: e1 Q$ b" ZA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
( O" [, f% D  g# n服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
　　
" \, L2 M! X9 p6 o; y, s% qThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
' p! G$ E$ M  B' w7 a学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。