English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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! R  C- @& @1 q/ ]( R发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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. ^* t7 P# H, g1 ]# mMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
  c$ t/ d3 ?# `% HLove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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" p  _: n/ B, l$ e$ w4 tEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- z7 c  n% u8 U再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
% i# S1 M4 |, `& O; Q聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
$ g; s, I& s. y6 w! o1 s成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
2 l, V8 D! ?2 R2 _, w( b+ |! v不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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9 T3 q  Z9 G$ D0 c) [6 CLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
% {7 H; @4 I: C7 p% F( t爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
/ D( o% r5 Q% ]4 P. c& ]Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
2 D2 m* W( T" m后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
- c. v/ v0 r1 d! h4 H) k"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
: n) C$ s  P# n) o3 m% R* F应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
' f5 K5 l& d1 S2 p, v( d9 X"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
+ t( g( k( P5 B3 b2 ]工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
　　
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
% R7 ~; Z* m* f/ ~神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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" R7 h/ f# t0 A' A" XA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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4 D( s( O# y9 F& }! U1 ]The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。