English Adversitisement

朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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  b# N6 |( Z1 G1 z- UMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
9 |! R+ S% |" z, G钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
/ k% i: J  C/ B! E, n% sOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
1 d% {1 R; u$ N- E每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
' @1 g) R) O4 G, E1 u. v要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
6 |0 k; [% S8 m  r  v, X每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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* d8 A4 a$ {5 w& X7 y  }Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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4 y$ P, V! A4 m$ E! I0 sThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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$ a" w7 i( Z& l! J- m5 @9 E& |Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
: A4 O7 o- C' j8 [2 w成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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( z1 N8 H6 G( V$ y' A( KLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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4 F8 D7 L; T6 g- l) R4 }There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
9 @( g# |. R2 Q4 _应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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' }8 w1 s- m+ j) n, b3 v# `God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
7 R7 I# Q! w+ A( a, X* A' _神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
　　
9 I7 Z3 y9 p0 h0 q+ i( G9 Y" ]+ x7 xA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。