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发表于 2007-10-11 19:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
NEW RULES FOR ENTERING ALBERTA/ [7 Z8 q0 h$ n$ m% L* ^3 u

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7 p4 w5 j# B4 A5 P) i 1. Bring your own house., Q: j" Z8 c2 A3 A: z7 k# B6 d

1 ^0 K: H2 o/ { 2. If going to the Oil Sands, bring your own house, school and( n! Z  x: H8 y
hospital.
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3. If going to Edmonton , wear your flak jacket. This is the murder" _8 y- M) ^8 g" V& ^
capital of Canada .7 A/ l$ N& Z- W; S6 v
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4. If driving to Edmonton, it is also the auto theft center of Canada .) \# N% P' D# c/ X# i9 h

  H' g+ E9 v* N! Q" g# w) g/ v 5. If you are bringing drugs, head to West Edmonton Mall, the drug# J" H  Y, u+ M
capital of Canada .. P5 [( U- O2 y2 Q% c* W

' F. A4 f5 P2 A& x 6. If you are looking for work, look no further. Minimum wage is
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7. If you work downtown, parking costs $10.00/hour./ \% \& A# g. a9 z4 c$ n0 s1 j

( G" M! d( q  L: s8 o# b 8. If you are able to buy a house in Calgary , why not spend the money
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1 v: q! _0 U- _4 Q6 y0 T* [ 9. If you drive a Hummer, look out. We sit amongst the highest gas
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10. In Edmonton we have 5 hospitals. 10 years ago we had 7. Don't come
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11. In Calgary, the population has exploded. The last road was paved 12
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THE NEW RULES FOR DRIVING IN EDMONTON :+ M; E6 q& K  g% `; A6 B! X
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1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is: " E-MIN-TIN ".
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; I9 b! X% [" f3 I$ V8 b( x* K2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon. The evening rush hour
( M; @0 |5 m8 h) _is from noon to 8:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.
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. R/ y: P  s/ S, U" U3 . Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Edmonton now has its
. i! [. m+ b8 u. f' town version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest
5 d: E& `; W4 I6 E  H1 Z3 Bmuffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires
( @2 c& @9 m: z: m, d( }0 A: Lgo second. However, south-west Edmonton , SUV-driving, cell4 b: ]( E1 h5 c$ W
phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way.
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. v# T" E* v2 y8 b4 i7 A+ r4 . If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended,4 L5 Y; ]; m* |
cussed out, and possibly shot.
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% L2 A3 i" v3 {1 E" Z& b+ h5 . Never honk at anyone. Ever! Seriously! It's another offense that
, k- a% b- U% ocan get you shot.
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6 . Road construction is permanent and continuous in Edmonton . Detour  U# G" l) b' G! w6 [) N
barrels are moved around during the middle of the night to make the next
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more construction starts everyday.
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  7 . Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs, cats,7 \' Z) y6 Z. h& h8 H" \9 m0 `8 g
deer, barrels, cones, cows, horses, mattresses, shredded tires, garbage,! ^0 P* L0 S5 g7 N5 R
squirrels, rabbits, crows, and coyotes feeding on any of these items./ c, d: V, i1 a7 \
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8 . Calgary Trail, Gateway Boulevard, Highway 2 and the QE2 are all
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6 l2 K6 |( X! R5 y1 e. {) |9 . If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the" M* }2 e* ^  Q# k( D  ]! {8 V
shoulder immediately to let them know it has been "accidentally; N" C9 l3 `/ M. r, K2 `; n
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  O8 K' [( q7 C8 l& f: O10 . If you are in the left lane and only driving 110 in a 80-90 km
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accordingly. If you return the flip, you'll be shot.& L2 s+ b; V8 _8 m) p

0 N/ @  C, w* }# {- j, v11     . For winter driving, it is advisable to wear your parka, toque, fur
4 ~) q; o& j& J- ilined mittens and mukluks. Make sure you have a shovel, food, candle and9 |6 @+ f+ K- a0 Q0 j! T2 r
blankets in the vehicle, as snow removal from the city streets is
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:19 | 显示全部楼层

# q/ n5 Q6 B! U2 U有点夸张。不过还是佩服生活在这的人,大部分人都活下来了。
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:26 | 显示全部楼层
又是一个挨砖的帖子。
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:51 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2007-10-11 20:32 | 显示全部楼层

公厕

老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
朋友坐在一起聊天的时候,最怕有人带来公厕的味道,弄得大家好好的生活都觉得恶心。
) ^5 N" z3 I7 F6 {2 l  n4 ]. b* ^满腹牢骚的人看似独树一帜,其实大多数都一生一无所成,能混个平常日子都不错了。因为他们把自己看得太高了,什么都屈才。! ~9 T* w: H/ j; J% D% {
有一个人,他骂了自己所在单位一辈子,由于长期持有一种心情,一种哀怨的表情,脸色都是土灰色的了,可就是没见他作出什么成就,已没有离开他的破单位,却大大煞了周围人生活的风景。
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:05 | 显示全部楼层

ZT: The same joke

来自多伦多的朋友 忽悠 其他朋友 来爱民屯说 : 6 L% {7 L) e0 s* v$ y/ K

0 g) A9 _7 Y! q# c9 [此地钱多, 人傻, 速来
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8 ~& D9 I- N: I4 W[ 本帖最后由 April 于 2007-10-11 22:12 编辑 ]
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:20 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 HOAH 于 2007-10-11 21:32 发表 * E2 o8 D. {, t9 O3 |
朋友坐在一起聊天的时候,最怕有人带来公厕的味道,弄得大家好好的生活都觉得恶心。
3 e5 [; O( x5 N8 x满腹牢骚的人看似独树一帜,其实大多数都一生一无所成,能混个平常日子都不错了。因为他们把自己看得太高了,什么都屈才。1 f: ~2 z0 r# Y2 q
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. `5 v; `* C+ q+ G& U2 \2 o 说事,谈话题,别攻击人。什么素质?整个一厕所。
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
是原创吗?楼主太有才了,佩服啊!!
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:26 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:34 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 pacibridge 于 2007-10-11 22:20 发表 / k3 C6 O' o, E) F( r7 `

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& n% ^# A4 |$ n/ b( C  a: L 说事,谈话题,别攻击人。什么素质?整个一厕所。
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这么刺痛你了吗?
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5 ~6 X' S! s7 j* ]% ?0 f% Y/ T我可指的是极少数人,如果你不是,就别往自己身上想。
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发表于 2007-10-11 23:23 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 HOAH 于 2007-10-11 21:32 发表
! P( Y* `$ ]) k* N/ h8 ?1 x朋友坐在一起聊天的时候,最怕有人带来公厕的味道,弄得大家好好的生活都觉得恶心。
, V) I8 ]& [, I) d& |/ j' Q满腹牢骚的人看似独树一帜,其实大多数都一生一无所成,能混个平常日子都不错了。因为他们把自己看得太高了,什么都屈才。
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你这样不太好吧!每个人都有抱怨的权力。对待不合理的现象大家都齐声颂扬,好象不是民主自由的加拿大的特点。; F% i! n( {# O7 s. W6 z

2 S( r  k8 v& U再次申明我的观点,Edmonton是全世界最好的城市。
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发表于 2007-10-12 06:53 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
埃德蒙顿, 是一个盛产冠军的城市! 能在埃德蒙顿扎根发展的人, 都是强者中的强者!
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发表于 2007-10-12 07:30 | 显示全部楼层

可能 你真的不知道 埃德蒙顿 同样 藏龙卧虎

Please mark ZT when 分享 other people's 原创. Thanks.
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发表于 2007-10-12 09:35 | 显示全部楼层
就是一还“有点才”的调侃嘛。有些人干吗那么serious啊
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发表于 2007-10-12 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
以前见过,这好像是西门莎菲大学的人写的(不敢肯定).不光EDMONTON,还有别的省,市.只是调侃.
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