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发表于 2007-10-11 19:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
NEW RULES FOR ENTERING ALBERTA4 s* w2 M4 s8 z6 F

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- i) M: I) b4 q/ J% |! |6 z 1. Bring your own house., V& h9 z! a& w: ]! N; P

  l7 y3 @" e8 k/ A8 v' N! d9 K 2. If going to the Oil Sands, bring your own house, school and) c3 ?& j  C  ~0 C& W- ~
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3. If going to Edmonton , wear your flak jacket. This is the murder
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4. If driving to Edmonton, it is also the auto theft center of Canada .- U  B4 R5 r. B

: |5 j( F$ |9 I" a3 z 5. If you are bringing drugs, head to West Edmonton Mall, the drug8 v/ M% D# u" e' z% _; a. k6 W  c
capital of Canada .' y% S* _! L; Y# v
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6. If you are looking for work, look no further. Minimum wage is
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  S# v" B( e# p8 H3 r5 p  V 7. If you work downtown, parking costs $10.00/hour.
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1 ^& {5 l* W8 G+ e: r1 `, X- C. o 8. If you are able to buy a house in Calgary , why not spend the money
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' X, N/ ?$ q" O" _ 9. If you drive a Hummer, look out. We sit amongst the highest gas
; B6 z0 _9 E' L7 X" r, Eprices in Canada . (So much for The Alberta Advantage)3 f5 V8 r0 d: |& X+ d, a; e4 r

% U5 U; G9 f0 g5 G5 m* Z10. In Edmonton we have 5 hospitals. 10 years ago we had 7. Don't come
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4 O0 L7 A* v1 o' v; Z  T11. In Calgary, the population has exploded. The last road was paved 12& g; A9 N; A" W1 y
years ago. Calgary is a no-parking zone.
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THE NEW RULES FOR DRIVING IN EDMONTON :$ n9 Z& A, Z( s8 y+ [# G

' D0 ]6 i5 R& b& [: X# K9 I+ v1 H: R1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is: " E-MIN-TIN ".
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2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon. The evening rush hour! H; f: @( w' w# p5 y* A
is from noon to 8:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.
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, ^+ H+ [& o' l  M8 i' R3 . Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Edmonton now has its7 E. q$ a' `2 H( F- l7 `
own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest" V7 `" S8 x* k
muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires
# }; w# v  \) Q" Ago second. However, south-west Edmonton , SUV-driving, cell1 @# O% S* i; ]& O
phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way.
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! W9 R, V/ Z$ o4 . If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended,  y! J: f3 z' p' P3 t& ^, b
cussed out, and possibly shot., @8 M* V5 ]) C! O6 Z% m* Q  x8 h1 g

! |% Y  \) G" S+ z5 . Never honk at anyone. Ever! Seriously! It's another offense that) G0 U& A; ~; ~) n8 k; a/ {
can get you shot.
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* \" {; [) x- x0 c# V9 K6 . Road construction is permanent and continuous in Edmonton . Detour
! y# r! x+ V; p! Lbarrels are moved around during the middle of the night to make the next
0 _( s! I3 ?9 c: ^# kday's driving a bit more exciting, but nothing ever gets finished, and
& G1 X2 g5 H1 C% }/ `. @more construction starts everyday.5 i: l5 X9 Y# x3 \, z8 p
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  7 . Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs, cats,  g/ x. ~5 N2 ]; B- O$ {
deer, barrels, cones, cows, horses, mattresses, shredded tires, garbage,
) `% M4 U) ?6 R, E7 F, {squirrels, rabbits, crows, and coyotes feeding on any of these items.
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8 . Calgary Trail, Gateway Boulevard, Highway 2 and the QE2 are all4 V- c. I' m6 B6 m( M
the same road.
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# ^/ I! c) S8 o! I7 \4 P9 . If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the1 z' D$ b8 T( e  W
shoulder immediately to let them know it has been "accidentally0 A! w9 ?0 j' \1 ^* I  \* {8 L
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10 . If you are in the left lane and only driving 110 in a 80-90 km
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accordingly. If you return the flip, you'll be shot.
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11     . For winter driving, it is advisable to wear your parka, toque, fur/ ~- x* I& ?, Z6 W- [2 w7 O& {+ q
lined mittens and mukluks. Make sure you have a shovel, food, candle and. y% g/ _( w- ~/ H0 _1 }( J
blankets in the vehicle, as snow removal from the city streets is
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:19 | 显示全部楼层

6 S1 Q6 r+ W5 c有点夸张。不过还是佩服生活在这的人,大部分人都活下来了。
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:26 | 显示全部楼层
又是一个挨砖的帖子。
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:51 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:53 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2007-10-11 20:32 | 显示全部楼层

公厕

老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
朋友坐在一起聊天的时候,最怕有人带来公厕的味道,弄得大家好好的生活都觉得恶心。# p, U/ O" \5 M) ]
满腹牢骚的人看似独树一帜,其实大多数都一生一无所成,能混个平常日子都不错了。因为他们把自己看得太高了,什么都屈才。
( x+ N, x, |) Q1 g1 z5 c有一个人,他骂了自己所在单位一辈子,由于长期持有一种心情,一种哀怨的表情,脸色都是土灰色的了,可就是没见他作出什么成就,已没有离开他的破单位,却大大煞了周围人生活的风景。
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:05 | 显示全部楼层

ZT: The same joke

来自多伦多的朋友 忽悠 其他朋友 来爱民屯说 :
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此地钱多, 人傻, 速来 $ }1 W& h$ Z8 |: p

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发表于 2007-10-11 21:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 HOAH 于 2007-10-11 21:32 发表 * C9 H5 V" K# h' g9 w
朋友坐在一起聊天的时候,最怕有人带来公厕的味道,弄得大家好好的生活都觉得恶心。1 L/ @: w# ~7 Y) O% D5 b. x2 j4 S& |! O
满腹牢骚的人看似独树一帜,其实大多数都一生一无所成,能混个平常日子都不错了。因为他们把自己看得太高了,什么都屈才。! Q6 p2 k5 R0 T& s( S3 h0 m  P" W& i
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说事,谈话题,别攻击人。什么素质?整个一厕所。
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
是原创吗?楼主太有才了,佩服啊!!
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:26 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:34 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 pacibridge 于 2007-10-11 22:20 发表
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9 B' D+ `. t" @ 说事,谈话题,别攻击人。什么素质?整个一厕所。

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  u8 [: o/ g/ U* B这么刺痛你了吗?
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我可指的是极少数人,如果你不是,就别往自己身上想。
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发表于 2007-10-11 23:23 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 HOAH 于 2007-10-11 21:32 发表
) w: ?8 _* J( |7 @( a朋友坐在一起聊天的时候,最怕有人带来公厕的味道,弄得大家好好的生活都觉得恶心。/ H5 R/ s* Q$ p% m$ }
满腹牢骚的人看似独树一帜,其实大多数都一生一无所成,能混个平常日子都不错了。因为他们把自己看得太高了,什么都屈才。
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你这样不太好吧!每个人都有抱怨的权力。对待不合理的现象大家都齐声颂扬,好象不是民主自由的加拿大的特点。$ e  L  N6 f) e! H; T: h8 }

& S7 X8 m- R+ j2 D: k再次申明我的观点,Edmonton是全世界最好的城市。
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发表于 2007-10-12 06:53 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
埃德蒙顿, 是一个盛产冠军的城市! 能在埃德蒙顿扎根发展的人, 都是强者中的强者!
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发表于 2007-10-12 07:30 | 显示全部楼层

可能 你真的不知道 埃德蒙顿 同样 藏龙卧虎

Please mark ZT when 分享 other people's 原创. Thanks.& Y2 f9 K; H5 D3 |
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发表于 2007-10-12 09:35 | 显示全部楼层
就是一还“有点才”的调侃嘛。有些人干吗那么serious啊
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发表于 2007-10-12 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
以前见过,这好像是西门莎菲大学的人写的(不敢肯定).不光EDMONTON,还有别的省,市.只是调侃.
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