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发表于 2007-10-11 19:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
NEW RULES FOR ENTERING ALBERTA6 _0 T* ^. P( ^
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1. Bring your own house.# F6 z( k; |9 }" u! E2 b3 ^5 l+ [& t

/ ?. y" ]) T& E' d1 f, d- t 2. If going to the Oil Sands, bring your own house, school and  K1 m* m& C% @
hospital.
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0 q( R% s8 q2 v3 Q7 W- X9 g 3. If going to Edmonton , wear your flak jacket. This is the murder
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4. If driving to Edmonton, it is also the auto theft center of Canada .. N9 Y5 G; C0 U) O

0 e* ?5 S3 E( d  ^+ r 5. If you are bringing drugs, head to West Edmonton Mall, the drug$ O% f1 w, m( V) c# _( M. R( K
capital of Canada .
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6. If you are looking for work, look no further. Minimum wage is
2 {! `# h2 O. ?2 ?9 u& o- R$8.00/hour.
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( {- T# \; J3 g9 E* o, h5 m 7. If you work downtown, parking costs $10.00/hour.
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8. If you are able to buy a house in Calgary , why not spend the money4 s. P" g6 a' a! X' [* H
on a 15 year holiday ?
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+ t4 ~8 h9 `6 ~" L" M" X 9. If you drive a Hummer, look out. We sit amongst the highest gas: L* C/ }* @- X0 q  J  s$ }& }
prices in Canada . (So much for The Alberta Advantage)
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" [/ ^0 T+ x/ a& j0 M- t10. In Edmonton we have 5 hospitals. 10 years ago we had 7. Don't come
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11. In Calgary, the population has exploded. The last road was paved 12. G# Z3 \3 I, m8 W' t3 `* D
years ago. Calgary is a no-parking zone.
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% k8 R  b2 h+ B3 z THE NEW RULES FOR DRIVING IN EDMONTON :7 L. m3 F: C& o0 W- W

' g6 @2 a% Y1 L# L2 ]5 ~1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is: " E-MIN-TIN ".0 q5 j/ ?, E9 G! W3 \

$ I* a; I# H6 y8 i1 `! Y2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon. The evening rush hour
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: N& d$ s2 n  @* B6 V# t3 Y3 . Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Edmonton now has its
) c+ D" J' f$ e( Q. b0 O6 U8 z1 Xown version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest
% V; b: \' z0 |1 P. U2 h% [muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires
" j1 Y5 D' Z/ g# T& F9 K; ?% rgo second. However, south-west Edmonton , SUV-driving, cell
1 J0 m6 C( P" ?1 `3 Aphone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way." M5 i/ ~( P4 ?3 u

7 h- X& C  P$ c3 f: l: i- l3 u+ L4 . If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended,: p% F- U5 ?( B$ i- ~/ O! }! l
cussed out, and possibly shot." z3 C' f! R# W9 {# `9 \

2 x# ], V6 H0 U5 . Never honk at anyone. Ever! Seriously! It's another offense that
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6 . Road construction is permanent and continuous in Edmonton . Detour
8 |! @, J" y( l* rbarrels are moved around during the middle of the night to make the next
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more construction starts everyday.
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; j' D: E1 y" h1 t  7 . Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs, cats,
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squirrels, rabbits, crows, and coyotes feeding on any of these items.
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8 . Calgary Trail, Gateway Boulevard, Highway 2 and the QE2 are all
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9 . If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the$ L- }2 T% {) r" f* e! W
shoulder immediately to let them know it has been "accidentally1 M1 R2 I5 u! S8 ~' l
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- R9 |, ]) u4 Q" c* ~3 {  u10 . If you are in the left lane and only driving 110 in a 80-90 km& a* T. Q! c0 o$ ^8 B
zone, you are considered a road hazard and will be "flipped off"# T& A* Q' ~0 a# O2 K/ }
accordingly. If you return the flip, you'll be shot.& M5 x6 a# X8 D! N5 W
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11     . For winter driving, it is advisable to wear your parka, toque, fur
' C& Z" y8 j% D3 ]; ^9 \lined mittens and mukluks. Make sure you have a shovel, food, candle and4 D5 x: {5 h+ {. K4 k
blankets in the vehicle, as snow removal from the city streets is
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:19 | 显示全部楼层

" ]/ C4 z2 m. ~# d9 a" h. i+ w2 L8 e有点夸张。不过还是佩服生活在这的人,大部分人都活下来了。
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:26 | 显示全部楼层
又是一个挨砖的帖子。
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:51 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2007-10-11 19:53 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2007-10-11 20:32 | 显示全部楼层

公厕

老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
朋友坐在一起聊天的时候,最怕有人带来公厕的味道,弄得大家好好的生活都觉得恶心。$ u% R+ H% }& y
满腹牢骚的人看似独树一帜,其实大多数都一生一无所成,能混个平常日子都不错了。因为他们把自己看得太高了,什么都屈才。6 g2 D" P, B' P& O
有一个人,他骂了自己所在单位一辈子,由于长期持有一种心情,一种哀怨的表情,脸色都是土灰色的了,可就是没见他作出什么成就,已没有离开他的破单位,却大大煞了周围人生活的风景。
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:05 | 显示全部楼层

ZT: The same joke

来自多伦多的朋友 忽悠 其他朋友 来爱民屯说 : * L3 }" X) ~" g" \7 ~$ a
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此地钱多, 人傻, 速来 - O* ?" |8 Z* i% g3 O' H: F
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 HOAH 于 2007-10-11 21:32 发表 / l$ Y+ R9 c  K6 Q
朋友坐在一起聊天的时候,最怕有人带来公厕的味道,弄得大家好好的生活都觉得恶心。7 }$ T( c# n( _! L
满腹牢骚的人看似独树一帜,其实大多数都一生一无所成,能混个平常日子都不错了。因为他们把自己看得太高了,什么都屈才。
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; m+ _! D( L' J3 j% Y& U: u/ ~ 说事,谈话题,别攻击人。什么素质?整个一厕所。
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
是原创吗?楼主太有才了,佩服啊!!
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:26 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2007-10-11 21:34 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 pacibridge 于 2007-10-11 22:20 发表 2 b3 v2 U- x, k& ^- f% L

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( s( l- W. q" ]: Z9 x; J  l& I 说事,谈话题,别攻击人。什么素质?整个一厕所。

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我可指的是极少数人,如果你不是,就别往自己身上想。
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发表于 2007-10-11 23:23 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 HOAH 于 2007-10-11 21:32 发表
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满腹牢骚的人看似独树一帜,其实大多数都一生一无所成,能混个平常日子都不错了。因为他们把自己看得太高了,什么都屈才。8 W: e5 b1 }- o
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你这样不太好吧!每个人都有抱怨的权力。对待不合理的现象大家都齐声颂扬,好象不是民主自由的加拿大的特点。
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2 P  G# @. f/ r6 u$ b7 B再次申明我的观点,Edmonton是全世界最好的城市。
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发表于 2007-10-12 06:53 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
埃德蒙顿, 是一个盛产冠军的城市! 能在埃德蒙顿扎根发展的人, 都是强者中的强者!
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发表于 2007-10-12 07:30 | 显示全部楼层

可能 你真的不知道 埃德蒙顿 同样 藏龙卧虎

Please mark ZT when 分享 other people's 原创. Thanks.9 n' j& u# l5 N- T, k& r- ~) ^8 L
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发表于 2007-10-12 09:35 | 显示全部楼层
就是一还“有点才”的调侃嘛。有些人干吗那么serious啊
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发表于 2007-10-12 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
以前见过,这好像是西门莎菲大学的人写的(不敢肯定).不光EDMONTON,还有别的省,市.只是调侃.
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