UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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, z* C- {1 D+ |( x/ vLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

2 w, ~9 I1 }$ [, d0 {- iIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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/ s. {  @- f# `# u, Y7 wAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

. ^9 K5 e) w* Y$ CWhat can I do?

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/ H/ b- z/ m5 ^+ E9 G5 @4 PDesperate Housewife
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Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
8 w* V' L  g" m7 |* YBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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( T$ `. K1 H. v2 G6 l# b# RBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

: J6 M: A- ~4 r. d! ]Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

1 {; l- r& ]# F" PWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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" H  `, u) L+ N2 ~0 z& HYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
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