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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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+ J6 Y% {2 M# m6 n- D$ R  XLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.& ?3 d- J7 [' j2 H
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?0 l% x4 H/ k6 S! N  N2 r; W

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Desperate Housewife ; x" N" Q0 }# Q3 Q+ O
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9 X- p5 ]/ r( {Dear Desperate Housewife,  H3 T8 w  }6 H

1 n% l! N3 A2 S3 T6 XFirst keep in mind:
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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  X9 i! O: p) b& @0 ?9 B5 c& ?Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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6 |- A# f% T$ b" S% K) I  v0 W/ YWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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/ u, `! E$ l/ n" U; }" @& K2 iIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. 6 d' V$ c$ P/ @) L

3 X- S$ r3 D2 BYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
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