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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.4 |/ ~5 W6 m b( v
( T) Z( C3 k0 _3 S' ]And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.4 S' h/ Y6 G9 K: o
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What can I do?3 B K5 v0 b& \7 U
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Signed,
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:! x" h$ v. d* a7 @7 ^
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5." p# H f7 T4 n
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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% n7 ?% o. V' T2 bLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.: C. _3 U) ^9 i' W& r( t
( M% T) D5 X0 o9 E) p) `In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. 7 B& m# i. L' g% G/ ^( V
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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Good Luck,
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