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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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4 g% T' I/ {! g* j1 R# SLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0./ N' V3 N& L0 c4 X. D) O
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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* {) y3 D5 ~, q+ J5 |And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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What can I do?
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Signed," [* Y" W" u5 `' @% T# L, z2 |/ F5 k
Desperate Housewife 5 { B( L# g* e, E) k1 t8 z1 A
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; L' S5 A+ |6 l( nDear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
4 U: g& M2 v3 HBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 4 s- o4 `. i) ]
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .3 g& D7 C5 Y+ q& Y+ `
6 h! M0 p! B+ W# W7 n0 JIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5./ |0 x- a$ X' U9 j
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.2 {7 N& h0 U4 d: y; K
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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0 C) Y7 E7 Y. [& HWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.* p; H# L% V; Z1 H* P4 i( e8 b
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. / @8 B; Y0 a6 c T
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performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.! k6 S7 j7 p+ z; U- E/ J, j
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Good Luck,6 d* x5 U7 D% a1 f" g3 h. L4 D
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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49
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