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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' # ~. L2 b6 A6 G
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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! C; ~0 K5 E9 g- u# r5 `. s The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' ! W( H0 M% Z6 q3 F& O$ Q
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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' O; `# O: L: V. O2 d, h She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. % D g. P: t0 _& Z
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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( j; X6 r* [- F2 w Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ' d2 S5 @( j L) [
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a + C: [$ }$ y Z ^4 A$ l; N$ }
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, * ~6 N) Q; g8 c9 m
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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