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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' $ Q: ]- i3 B8 ^+ a3 L
$ Z& v# @& z$ Y$ [; x( D" S Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' * L$ M. g. d. A- U( c" `' |
! {; }% R# z# t$ g# ]0 i The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' - T# c/ I, N1 Q* U+ T+ f
+ H1 _8 [: U+ H: G) s( D Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ! }8 Y+ F+ \; o* j" z- J6 l( Z) s
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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8 l* ?5 f5 }+ ` Her and says,
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6 w! _8 L B2 j7 U 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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% Z& O {3 y; U7 I4 I6 Y Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ' v6 A, ]# f4 B4 l
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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