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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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' \; R; z. @" JA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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; F- B) Y- ]; \$ u* J$ e8 |* d Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 9 ?7 w1 b2 J' z! R( @/ h/ F, Y
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7 g% A" V+ s- u+ u( W He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 1 G4 y9 y1 n: y6 H" {: ~- Z% B* m& `
3 C. {0 |9 |0 T" M1 h Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 8 o5 e: w: E5 e$ e. K o! e8 d
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 9 ^/ s& Y8 ?) c; f4 i; n9 H
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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$ `4 Y# |5 ]" Z 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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