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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. / ^6 L- z5 i% ]' ^( O
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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" N1 ~" q4 s; p( P0 c' r" W0 C! L" J Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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6 n6 f6 b6 D8 ~6 H2 A The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' ; u- J6 s! |' i7 k+ H/ E
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, , N- p/ Q+ H) o
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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V9 l0 r, {1 c9 ^$ g$ O5 y% U! D Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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0 x+ t9 _* _- W2 x1 Z1 O. A I1 w He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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0 {1 V( n. z2 Q Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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