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7 |, x/ V; s/ k8 s* v9 K6 J6 ~A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' " d* [" i$ b, F( z0 X$ @6 y6 a
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 0 {2 u. k& w# L7 {- N9 a0 g& P
1 ]0 y; H" N* i( i The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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! v5 g* R( {8 |" n5 x" @ Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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4 S, @" O& _$ X5 U( p# z She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 4 l5 i6 y( g; q, m' ]" e0 w S
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6 @9 c% J: \4 y5 l( l1 y' }. V He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, 5 y+ T7 H0 h$ u- y& S. Z& V" @: G
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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+ C2 p% Z' f6 x/ ?6 I* w. j Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ' q* i" t6 Y! }
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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# ]% O' E1 {% u' B 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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