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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 7 Y' ^. V; z8 W4 q2 e6 Q
6 E- ^: v. g* E( }1 O The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 0 E5 f% ~+ M, B& X" ~6 j i6 S' o
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 2 v, f6 M; \( ~& U* A7 X# k
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. / i+ b2 S2 g) j3 c6 N
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& c, Q4 o- }. ]' Q# } He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 2 q# u+ j2 X$ k( J" W
, j( X& b( Y9 ~: n/ I& q Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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( T, `$ ~! L8 X3 t1 y% a8 l, y He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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: w& h) w9 P6 X" G: H! H* M ~ Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 3 _% @+ T! r& r/ Q4 o: h3 n( i
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