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/ j* f2 k6 _6 ?: }* A: F- PA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ( g" w; w# Y7 w8 ^
, c; L; M* w" Y% _! d! I5 Y4 O The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. + _5 ~" O6 E) W* g# A6 f6 N
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7 w0 A+ V5 V# E! G+ g+ V She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ' c, {- D$ ?7 v8 m3 B6 q+ U
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to c2 F- \% I5 h
0 Q5 ]6 @# a _5 N5 ]& Y2 p Her and says,
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2 O) J0 Y* J5 r9 i) O 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to $ |( }. h {6 c6 I3 f: N; T
4 q0 U2 t8 q) a- j' l) V! Z" T4 z Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 1 v, `; g+ @+ X
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' }" \, ^) K9 I) I He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a * ^! T8 n1 t, z# o
# K* X" s9 J' M1 S) y8 D6 t Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, # r5 n* F% V7 f' w9 @, U
( ~, ]% g( W. D; S5 d 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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