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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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% {7 s) |. W5 v1 Z/ R' oA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' . a5 {; l% H) [, m0 w+ @$ o
4 j, y2 b- ~: a d( s5 J Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' - T2 h( z$ Y& Z/ _: G' I& }
/ _! K' C2 l' U The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' # y- ?- t' E2 t, v2 ]
- U4 a% `: U& `6 R: \6 x9 n Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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" g/ Y& W+ @/ U1 L/ P She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. + y& b+ w1 f' i/ l# q/ ~
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to ) j1 ^+ P1 {" F# u" \
/ S+ C/ k0 [) t Her and says, : z, S( b, i M5 J/ o
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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6 [- h3 N1 g# s6 c6 C Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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