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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' - z1 v3 {. X) G1 v4 a& }
" y# |8 Q( r3 b( t Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' - a7 d1 T) ]$ E( a( f' ^
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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. E4 g& R; X, d. j* q' k8 E Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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. V4 R3 o8 ?* {! B7 V She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. " G' q7 q: s3 R, s, b5 `0 K7 u, V
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2 R: C" d9 x1 F2 W; ` He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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9 r5 ?! d: f# @9 Q6 u- S, V Her and says,
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' % k J T( K- C0 m1 `
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 7 U2 L9 W5 c% c! u2 s9 C
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ' |5 e4 u, C2 f0 d2 }' x S, x' |
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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