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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 6 }. r+ A X! ^1 g
2 Y+ T3 S% {0 ?, |7 h1 L Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. ) B/ b8 }/ N* r5 n' O! d' U
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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# s9 x7 H Y4 q& {( Z' d" y1 n He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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1 M9 Y4 F% r* V/ r. f Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a : c! _( n0 }8 ^0 t2 P, J* d
" j) d! n/ E2 A* [: l2 D( b6 `# s Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, % B+ d! F/ }6 a, l6 l9 w/ C, d
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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