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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' * G0 ]) c! d3 M3 t: ]
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 5 N/ c$ U/ B9 \6 }. _$ s8 ]
) I, B% s+ `% p X! u The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 6 y* N. R( Q8 m. n" d: a
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ' F1 E; h$ S: d' I3 e9 L# {/ K
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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( Q j5 h9 C5 g/ h. j w/ b! Z# o! q Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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0 e0 k4 h* t- h1 j1 b$ _ 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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