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" S" E* g% p) [Why did God make mothers?( { n9 n1 J% A4 I, P3 S
8 g4 J/ u" X Y+ m" S7 L1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.& o% `' G4 }8 ^+ Z7 a3 B/ G
2. Mostly to clean the house.
; d% w; n: j4 m8 X3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. / C; U1 h( |* j3 l3 n$ ^' l2 [
6 L7 y. x0 G4 L: [! ^$ rHow did God make mothers? 9 o, u3 o. G8 f; I( S8 r! D
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.: G" V( f3 t$ a
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. - I" V5 Y' D: k( E5 `
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ) ^* u; k( ]* `$ ?
% r8 j1 i( H6 y8 `) b: b7 a8 AWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? $ P, k& x. @: f: s: H% j* P
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
8 V( l* D k1 {7 ~% u$ Z2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
+ t n+ O( C, S7 T1. We're related.
6 q u* d' [5 f2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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; \. L `1 q$ H7 `( DWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
# y! ?6 L3 @5 W& \# N6 |3 _1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
/ @! R" N0 M; q9 i9 u2 J, Q8 I: T2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. ' n, e1 M7 \% o X3 d$ U3 f
3. They say she used to be nice. ! g0 C% [, h$ K7 {$ J% o8 @; p2 R3 J9 w
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
0 f$ j' Y& V1 u+ L5 G2 y0 g* x1. His last name.3 |+ K, o5 }; V. t. ^! k3 C
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?6 y1 K4 K2 \ |
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? ( R, K8 Z U: l4 \+ E: i% K. w. l
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
3 f$ e/ z2 M( p( n( n# L4 L0 W% ^1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. . |. e0 X% a, L' V( v1 S( z7 h K! D, v
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
" D9 K1 a- B/ d2 V. l3 t' h5 D; U3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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2 b. d/ x# @( \Who's the boss at your house? + ^5 p! P1 ] [( \ {6 K
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 6 w+ h H# _- N W1 p
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.. S/ Z% M8 y0 ?" t
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. 9 a9 v6 o$ A2 J! x7 f U
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
8 {& D& x, L6 Z& N4 t1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 8 k+ J( K/ ^$ a8 m: D
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.8 L9 h+ o) ~) e2 |* X; G; S
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
/ O. `* w S5 k9 x. Z: x% a4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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; P/ I7 O5 J3 A* ]What does your mom do in her spare time? & J2 ^& h/ g; ?2 q% Y; @- t
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
0 M. ^# P7 i) h' V. H5 e2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. ) W5 ^9 ~' R s+ c8 a1 j
" S% j% [1 T; E& m: l7 t, ], ]What would it take to make your mom perfect?
# J# j. d, N; j# O' Z1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
7 b" w H) |5 A0 F2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. Y$ m9 J; y5 k: o
5 c4 Q1 C, }' ^* G5 e& RIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
3 }3 j8 X5 I/ p* N, V( R1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
) Z; @) P7 B2 [4 l) q0 a9 a; b3 u2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
t4 h) s* Y5 j0 Q5 k9 i( D+ V3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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