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Why did God make mothers?. q8 t" @$ W8 r5 Q& N* }
" Z& D0 s, V3 A- Y0 A+ \5 _1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.9 w5 A5 Q3 ?* @
2. Mostly to clean the house. # {5 o/ z. f( _* {. @
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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1 ]3 u# |0 f# k+ mHow did God make mothers?
/ ]5 P1 A. o, ]/ ?) g! j1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.* B6 L c' o8 ~+ j1 h5 M
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. & y9 w9 K `& k/ C" O6 S, i# D5 \
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ! Y, Q9 a) C' f. {/ ~3 V
& z9 a3 N+ i4 }# r5 pWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
: f7 h, t8 d+ i1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
1 y Z0 n2 S Z! ?2 G2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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/ N) l1 s; I& o$ U7 ?. c% [Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? " V( D' t. |6 |* z& c7 b/ `! x
1. We're related.
5 y3 ^) @7 c7 I- g0 V$ \2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 4 S. P. |6 s6 m# T( l
4 |: i, \/ E+ O2 ?9 rWhat kind of little girl was your mom? k7 |- e1 M. F& V! Y* {
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. - V( n/ X4 P) f1 Y0 J @
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
9 `. ?" W5 P' {$ Y' t3. They say she used to be nice.
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$ Z2 {' x6 S6 Z9 R3 W# D# ?What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
/ R& o9 t4 m7 }0 H# v# J/ M1. His last name.4 `/ t0 q4 I+ m* q9 ^' H
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?; J/ C0 v- R. r9 }7 s2 K5 ]
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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" K( E: {: U5 T ~" wWhy did your mom marry your dad?
! z, _6 M0 B+ K$ }1 L. g" M3 Q1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 1 x2 c2 f3 d6 f9 Z" y- ~# Y% j: {
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. % c9 A" Y# [0 `5 [
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house?
# p p: f- u, c/ K/ [) F1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. / A. C7 ~& `$ Y
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
" ^% O: |% S" R# R( |2 c1 s3 v- k3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. ! Q% [( t/ E0 b. P7 Z
- @3 e: U3 d+ W+ v8 s3 x7 iWhat's the difference between moms & dads? ; q# `" F+ p! A% @) U
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
$ u7 O5 ~: G2 Y+ m+ ]2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.8 s' P, S) [3 F7 H F. C7 d+ }( r
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. $ R+ @# v3 Z! {1 Z, D) }" A, O
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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6 f* p% g& J/ v) h s |What does your mom do in her spare time? 1 m& x4 L& N0 _- ?2 e, @
1. Mothers don't do spare time.. ^/ Y) y' p- w h$ P# }# Q
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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) ]5 w; a' `9 i3 e5 vWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? 2 b1 v4 T& P0 [) G4 B( ^
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.% h$ O4 ~/ U4 s. H( ]- Y
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. $ _- z) W: d7 F% p
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
3 q: i; @2 d* o A; \. |1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
4 ]" s" S" ^% l" g2 l9 w; m2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
; l* R/ v% i9 C* ]3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. $ y. w P& ], ^3 c% c- T& s
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