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2 q: V9 H8 ?, ?0 B" g, o, rWhy did God make mothers?9 p( Z$ V& L% X6 [# u
; _$ O2 E2 y I. F2 h; F/ S- V1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.: k" h9 v! x+ x! a. u
2. Mostly to clean the house.
! g1 p8 a5 e5 P2 C! G, X' `3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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# j( t q/ S F$ `How did God make mothers?
- s3 S J. t0 u' s1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
# _; w0 |; X! ^. \" |* B4 w s2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. , H# m: w, m1 ` ~" C
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ' s5 Y% {+ P% y8 s
( g1 q/ ]. D, k* G6 A$ MWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
6 D2 `. T3 P2 h! ?% N3 d1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2 I# Y* m, @* J5 D2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? - E0 p6 g; c+ V# _5 o: u" c
1. We're related.$ x2 ^1 a) z. e9 P. |
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. / \) {# h4 q' N6 T0 ?
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
) \0 i0 [( N' m% u% l; i1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
$ F4 L9 x* A1 m3 l% X/ d9 _2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 0 @) i$ B( S3 a0 r- o- H; y- J
3. They say she used to be nice. ! q# \; B4 ~( u _
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? % }& W- Y/ N1 f- A& x; W7 g
1. His last name.1 Q; ]- O4 [) P" `: w2 {5 q( C
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?5 i( N% Y. z" K- V
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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Why did your mom marry your dad? 6 n5 L* n/ \' z+ Q
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. ) m8 X) x) ^) B4 \
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. ) H! A5 D+ b2 T/ O, m
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. . D6 v3 Q8 s+ S; v
3 L$ R, y+ C" Y" L# j5 o) Q- ]Who's the boss at your house?
2 X! k$ c1 a( p7 {5 _1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 7 |1 A& `, w2 f4 |
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. O- z" J7 j4 A
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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" ~& D" h& T7 i* ~1 l* UWhat's the difference between moms & dads?
4 o; z6 A) o( l! L- Q' X- t) t( P3 a7 x1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. " I, B: a/ i0 i( i* b
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
4 _ b: C$ `2 d) E- V$ ?( |- {# j+ N3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
9 c# a$ T* }9 _* q4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. : D6 v9 m T6 A, h
. R3 ?) m3 \$ u) R( R D, hWhat does your mom do in her spare time? [4 K9 K4 q! E5 V$ X; T; k
1. Mothers don't do spare time.) Y8 b( s: J& k4 a8 C' l0 N
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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7 v( _0 a* u; J6 [) {What would it take to make your mom perfect?
- R/ p4 ~( c, h3 K4 C& X9 X1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
- P8 w# C8 W/ @ W. m C& w2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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t6 A# q5 E6 d) j' i( u0 GIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? ; y. j1 I9 p+ `! l( R6 V; M1 }$ a
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 9 A1 `5 O) D2 V
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
, H0 s' e5 x1 a# n& h% k) Z3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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