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/ [6 X/ _/ X7 W0 c2 C" V+ tWhy did God make mothers?3 d; I* W% ~1 Y; h+ o* T
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
! @5 x O0 J$ S8 G5 j2. Mostly to clean the house. ' z' l2 F- ~- X. c
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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# m6 v. M. m9 O; P$ L$ tHow did God make mothers? * z' T3 ~+ l7 A
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
: G' m4 E1 l3 ]) T8 F2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. % Z2 H; ~: ?/ V
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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( w! \- L* n w5 ]What ingredients are mothers made of ? ! X* a2 O9 O6 h" U) a* a3 e
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
. H9 }/ x3 _4 R6 }) K. M# B& D2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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8 D. l3 Q* T( }! }Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
7 F3 O- k- q" p9 M4 k, q) w5 }1. We're related.1 m+ o& Y, U" L& |/ X+ c7 o9 F! s) M
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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2 P; c- u: y Q& T2 N$ iWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
3 \" w+ c6 z" ^& H3 k0 ?1 a( g1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 6 e" G2 o8 l2 G( Z
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 2 V1 ?5 u6 b; j; Q5 `$ _
3. They say she used to be nice. ' H: j5 K: [0 h
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
9 r* F( E- f. A% U0 M1. His last name.0 @/ I6 M2 Q" C6 W1 j8 m7 v
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?+ D2 F/ {8 N" w# N
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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# M+ ^- c* ~* }9 E0 g: m2 q. [Why did your mom marry your dad?
% j" f3 f( G. d2 ]% l' l- ?1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
, [- _7 }; }1 B4 k7 [2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
# K" m4 @* A# x+ u3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. m4 t/ T* T/ U' O# L, ?; k
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Who's the boss at your house? * [% m+ O- d. k2 k3 q
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. ( D2 d& b& W8 P7 L
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. Y( n. x. ^+ l* o( b% U; I
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. + T! {- G' G7 T; D/ @
! ~& t" P! y% ]# x+ BWhat's the difference between moms & dads? ) t" H2 `8 j2 w9 E" q: c
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. g7 A _2 G% U; `$ P. z
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
; U3 ^6 }4 _0 r( n- [) y0 J3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. % b7 |2 n9 q: G
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. : F) o% B, s# K( Q( ^* o) M% C
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What does your mom do in her spare time? # {& }/ F2 v% ~/ k0 ~8 Q
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
( ~6 N7 i8 |/ }' H' e) ?) z7 P2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. * T) M6 }5 F8 ]$ i
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? * H: y) B- P4 v1 R
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.( H) o( Y0 \& W3 w8 A
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 8 t+ ?. d- ^: Z4 K. H0 s2 I [
6 ^5 y- R3 ?+ u& p6 w, X! hIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
) e1 ]6 I# V, \+ M8 B1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 7 j% D5 D3 e' x$ `
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
% g( a( B7 _) J+ i3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. . z# U4 Z6 [8 u+ h. Q) i$ R. Y5 L
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