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% Y3 p0 R% `; ~8 [8 Y; @( X6 U9 aWhy did God make mothers?, a) s7 ~5 E5 h W5 g
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.9 Z- ^! C0 A8 @
2. Mostly to clean the house. 3 ?( Q6 O) C% p) J" s
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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How did God make mothers?
7 h* \, W6 @7 e1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.( D5 i) z5 B2 `, C b( K
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. ; |3 d- {$ U! x' E. |2 i6 s
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. - ]3 z& X- R/ j0 t% j! P
- w; z! x# F0 BWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? - u, K0 U3 ?% q5 C, r6 `
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
8 M& ]$ T$ B& x% P2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. : ?8 r- i2 o) w+ l
, q! r2 l' L' Z: E6 Z/ N) XWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
, u5 G& T* S3 @5 m1. We're related.
3 o9 |4 o0 y; I9 ]8 i( e2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 5 ?2 R, |* J9 S% Y
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
: R- q7 @% \ I0 X6 h1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
: S# L; [ k% |' I" K# H! k: ?2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
& l2 @3 [0 |; c/ v0 x, a" C3. They say she used to be nice. ( `" D4 f9 `, p5 _7 B
5 P, r* ~4 W T a3 x8 |What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? $ H6 G- q9 A9 i/ {- E1 n
1. His last name.
$ z7 A1 l5 s- w8 c& Z& P! u% E2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?. Q- Z* j: ?% O5 V
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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2 K4 B' |- H& T- oWhy did your mom marry your dad?
' B& p$ H. ^# M1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. / a* C7 i7 q0 T0 I! c( F! m" ^& b
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
' j* C: j. g9 P. V1 K" a! S- g3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. 8 w5 v1 x* V: j! ]+ y) p r, D4 n
2 Z# p* z9 r6 ?% h. \& G- K4 vWho's the boss at your house? + R$ M# X- d3 y0 }, f) H- Z9 _- e. i
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 5 v& W1 W' F; p) T
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.2 ?% h/ k3 h9 G! A# H
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? 1 ~ X9 w- ^4 a2 t
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. $ R! ]1 q X0 S
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
" M( K8 f f0 O* _" G% X3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
! l# r: O# t* |6 Z$ z+ a4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
! g# q) v- r9 g/ i! T1 @; ?1. Mothers don't do spare time.
0 G) G/ u2 x K& [2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 3 R7 r K' g' e2 W7 O
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? Y L( }. m, G* f+ c) t
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.. X" s$ B, R+ I1 H. n
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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& B2 M: `' S7 e2 O Z y: _8 SIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? - D# \. _, a2 U; ^* B$ t8 j( a) l: ~
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
, ^3 O+ Q- T! g: Z2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
8 ^* c: K' f1 q; P3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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