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Why did God make mothers?5 e" O& y5 C* e; R5 ^2 ~6 M) P( r! a
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.1 \! C- T: A( \* b; m& P
2. Mostly to clean the house.
# F/ w+ W+ [, P% S; r% z: T1 j, N3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. : [/ Y0 p G6 `/ p2 v0 I
% E) u* P- c* U" n) M' G4 yHow did God make mothers? * g4 V3 Z" ]1 e2 v4 I& d
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.& q# P* g. M9 X3 ~' f" E
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
6 | h. N- f8 o3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
- y. p! X, G, o1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
5 r5 j$ G& O$ y7 c. J& m2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. , i4 o; ?4 \0 @8 r
) ]. A. k8 e# N: p& E9 B5 t4 x: iWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1 c* `% {; K+ ?; ^- `1. We're related.
" d$ {- Y0 ]" {$ Q) C2 Q/ C7 S2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom? 5 s3 g, V! {, C) O% E
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 7 F5 i( I1 \7 N; o0 @+ Y
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
! b' w+ z( v- B; ?" l/ D H- O! L3. They say she used to be nice. $ w7 T- f, |" }9 S8 D" X% k
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 4 O2 R' j% B; D$ c
1. His last name.1 t2 \; k! H/ r/ s" i
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?! N& ~5 q. E& n! h$ ^. F+ n3 A3 H; G
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? " L7 ]! J- g0 I4 w0 K; K
7 Y* j# K$ x. U4 f% l; S* ]Why did your mom marry your dad? # s& s" b( M) {- G+ E; o* ^
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 5 E3 L2 r2 m# r! o( W
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 7 F5 N8 O9 T( t
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. , |/ n1 e9 @2 l5 x N k* @$ y0 d
' F: g6 d8 w6 a0 W0 JWho's the boss at your house?
4 K! m9 G! f) n* ^* c; N1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
$ h: D3 F" Y C% A+ @$ ]3 L1 ^2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
1 M( y# ]- Z' B7 V3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? % J. C) \6 X6 n' v+ j* l
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
7 ^0 r' m; a1 {2 }+ B8 U, h: ?2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.2 i* b: r2 m4 r: x" H& S! q; g6 K% d
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
# w _0 D' w4 t2 q- L# J, Z) ~4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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, ~1 g4 D/ v4 r! w) h+ K# mWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
' \7 `( w7 S3 k6 \( J% J! R6 R6 ~' K1. Mothers don't do spare time.
6 e: t$ S7 n" Z" s" n2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 7 T. f5 `0 y, h7 r' |% R
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? ; N5 @* E) ^$ e6 J2 D: m
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.% L* V! w& p; a
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
; ?+ \( f/ Q4 x O2 M4 Y& f* s1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
: |' @ M) Z" ^2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.: F7 Y; L _; a2 H$ }, _
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. 9 I$ t9 F( ?# D/ T
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