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: t0 x' }- N& P1 JWhy did God make mothers?
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1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.) L$ _' v+ L; p7 V
2. Mostly to clean the house. . e3 ]& f" g5 r \7 Q( J
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. " y$ j1 Q7 B3 w* {2 X
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How did God make mothers?
2 b% I. Z) J) q" O2 U1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.6 ?# E3 u% g1 @* S9 T$ Q
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
0 \! Y3 H# ?, H2 O6 g. F4 l3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. ; E& p" O0 Y' H* j5 i$ g% T
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
: [# H/ |- G0 B/ B5 f& ?# |/ W1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 4 K/ i: Y+ j. G( `1 t8 T6 B
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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% J q' D3 R9 M* d4 D# r# _: }4 ^Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
$ k. a9 Z: }) `! E" n1. We're related.* Y% M7 R) f. z8 ~+ c0 M( E
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 7 W5 j1 w% P( X5 [/ E
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What kind of little girl was your mom? 8 Q7 K! s! }/ x, r
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2 @3 N" _# T p2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
6 q) T# Y# d" H3. They say she used to be nice.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
* K. z8 M9 b8 U2 A; }0 R1. His last name.
6 Y$ ]) C# Y" d8 N8 a' b2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?0 R2 Q, v, j2 @- A9 U% S
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 0 @+ E1 f. D A5 g w2 q; U+ P
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
+ O( P8 q- w0 {+ P1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
3 K$ Y. v% A; M0 @6 L6 P2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
4 o; A" N# x$ f# i. ?4 q3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house? 1 F' R" z% o! l! ^% ]- Y& ?0 G
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
3 a3 u- m* b' s: T5 r2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.1 l: {" ^0 e# I- P; j; K6 U0 B
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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: T3 ?0 u% B* b5 a! H9 n1 VWhat's the difference between moms & dads? , P! Q6 h" v H$ w
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
; E) d& s" R. `1 |. @2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
% M- Z9 J5 L) w' M) A2 z$ R8 r8 i3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 2 F1 G9 u- W8 |
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. # U9 Y6 D7 {/ `$ w6 H
9 i" A% f9 p& Z7 [7 e9 vWhat does your mom do in her spare time?
* L8 O4 l: \- s( {1. Mothers don't do spare time.
$ f: U3 F2 j$ I1 [2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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# f9 i8 i9 e' \* fWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? ' V7 r1 o, \: r& Y7 [* Z* L' {
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
4 h6 u4 v# K, {+ I( f2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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8 K2 k V3 |$ c' m' k9 }If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
3 V) {( b x$ H& E1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
3 a$ V- ~& i' W ^2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
: Y$ K4 ]: N( s( y& {4 ~3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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