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Why did God make mothers?. K+ j, U6 T/ m4 J+ c
% `6 t7 T8 v7 q M4 W! z$ Q1 `) P1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
/ G) p# m: a2 c2 t' F: J- B2. Mostly to clean the house. . q; k6 @8 v$ _; l5 [
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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& z6 {; p( e3 K' WHow did God make mothers? 5 H: o- _8 |. T/ L
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
" k+ n2 A+ O% u2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
7 n; p8 s0 H: ~ d9 X3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. / ~3 p. f/ g. o/ q# v
y. D, U* ], \What ingredients are mothers made of ? 1 F$ b) q8 ~, s# G \6 t# p0 o
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. * l( x% I l( [
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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, Z1 ^ ?; y4 y5 E- J8 oWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom? & A/ N7 r ?1 E! K0 P6 J! G: [
1. We're related.! m6 M% q7 ^5 o" y0 i0 E
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 8 @% Z* r- V2 t, z* ^: j
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What kind of little girl was your mom? X' B$ s) Y6 ^# O
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
& i4 m6 S6 k$ b2 M2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. - t5 a; T6 S' a D; j- T5 a: w
3. They say she used to be nice. ; x3 O( p a. q+ G. X$ `5 M
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
. G- h& j: e0 S0 }; ~- I1. His last name.& }% L* ]& m3 M7 }
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
) D4 f* \% x- F, P3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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; M) e! {4 Y2 Q) IWhy did your mom marry your dad?
- T2 S; t" P, @1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 1 W* @' \ y, E! v
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
! y% ]0 f$ v9 }5 X! a7 S8 B- r3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. ' o4 v$ w7 A4 u
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Who's the boss at your house? 6 T$ H3 ]; H" M" g' E4 l
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
) v+ W, m' s/ N" c3 q3 K2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.# s2 C9 B9 C* r) _- _/ \- a+ T
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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. ?$ n$ D, t' p! ]' PWhat's the difference between moms & dads?
6 S# ~# L# x/ q9 i1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. + O6 o* G8 B. y9 z
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.9 e' Y7 u+ Y0 l" H5 ~ l$ I
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
/ z( j7 m4 `+ Z9 X3 ]4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. 7 U$ I* P& Y# a4 ?& R8 Q
1 J% V F0 ^* ^5 f6 g0 TWhat does your mom do in her spare time? + `2 K0 v. ^9 Q
1. Mothers don't do spare time.9 O/ c& `7 S$ ]$ s
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 7 r( F9 Y/ n8 H5 J
% E+ t5 E" P: P! [; KWhat would it take to make your mom perfect? Q; g6 q' e2 S. g8 L) m, C6 a9 i9 ]
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
& g4 R7 }6 m5 U9 v+ \# q- K: ?2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. 9 t0 k8 `; v5 d) |; v, }# g
( s7 J' o" A2 [) KIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 9 x, `" O# ]: ?5 W
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
# v& O! E1 i( z' a2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
# y8 ^+ v" R$ x+ _; ]3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. - O0 n/ M3 @7 w, ]0 l% n
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