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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the; [/ e2 s( P! b3 ^( n
race again and it won again.
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The local paper read:
" s9 Z' S" R) T0 WPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.: r6 B+ \1 Z# ?3 x4 d2 V
! v* y6 [% Q" B9 Q0 gThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the. u+ p# y1 ]" k; D3 b
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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The next day, the local paper headline read:) o8 H# X# `) \3 ^' m
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.6 L, {) p% Y, v: O2 O4 J$ y8 G
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
& X7 S# D9 m2 E6 F' j" dof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
& S, i8 b! }) ?' s3 G: S) i$ |NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.5 l" B! U. r3 O9 }9 w; v3 W1 A
4 v( E. ^# \8 i3 n8 u# D- PThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid; ?3 d) v' z! Q" C( [0 U
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.' F. w& Q4 n8 o* f% T4 X. Y
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The next day the paper read:8 k) K, z0 A- |! a
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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. `9 P \( t0 Z2 P$ X! L6 lThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
* I* O7 A9 Y0 `: b" i2 jthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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4 f P# j1 n! KThe next day the headlines read:
- x- d5 {# Y! t! cNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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; r3 f5 F5 X* M9 x9 i7 ]9 f0 BThe bishop was buried the next day.! F! v3 g. I9 M
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion4 E6 a3 G2 }) G& \5 `$ A
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.1 g9 N7 v0 ?6 K. O3 Q4 D* K
; E" L9 \) V: S1 TSo be yourself and enjoy life...
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, C: s) `* }, v6 J" R7 q5 QStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
5 h4 o9 N0 a% [& S- Q# ?: F And live longer!
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' ~2 c4 } k; q6 L; R" gHave a nice day! |
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