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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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. W( o$ K9 r: m. ?: Q- u( e" bThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the3 H& w7 B5 L$ N( s# K
race again and it won again.
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The local paper read:$ p+ D" \8 s6 o. y# _
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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" k* ~% @$ m$ ^# e: \% l6 H$ O9 fThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the1 [7 _, F, A( m) Z% ^- y: l
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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+ p+ d4 b/ h2 t! X4 p- XThe next day, the local paper headline read:
/ e4 q. u0 D, d" _. F) s0 j" eBISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS./ g+ z' E5 ?, R9 I b
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid8 N, k/ j- h- M2 Z3 |4 {, F4 ]" ?) X
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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% S6 S T. W# q9 F$ X. y3 s- _The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
/ i" w+ o, t7 UNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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6 I8 S# q8 E8 e1 V" IThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid$ a6 E7 D" Q' x, `- B& y
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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The next day the paper read:, w1 H9 [6 P+ m$ o
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
# ?0 w! J m1 G( \- r+ tthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.' x+ t1 h) g, }: k& S
$ t; f w- Y/ tThe next day the headlines read:
0 g; w+ }7 P: h0 L1 U5 hNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. p* L2 Q4 C4 O0 K5 e8 I# o
4 c- d7 a7 p! ]The bishop was buried the next day.8 C( m$ [/ q9 F4 e" f
! A j2 o% j: k$ R- I+ WThe moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
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4 D! ~+ W; s; r8 H, u* ZSo be yourself and enjoy life...
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. t, q1 J, b8 S7 v5 U' GStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier$ F" T5 E4 ?& X1 l/ |
And live longer!
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4 w$ m @( ]' P. `8 lHave a nice day! |
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