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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won./ @/ q2 `7 v) ~( e
$ C9 u2 ]! N$ _* lThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the r3 o) ]& K+ s H- B3 C' b
race again and it won again.
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The local paper read:; O! i4 H0 \4 d9 s5 _3 E7 T T
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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( \0 y5 g' m8 J; A& oThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
) Y8 a. a5 S+ D$ X; ~' cpastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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$ |7 v- g, N0 a, _. fThe next day, the local paper headline read:
. {* _4 y" v, j0 d% O1 \BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.0 Q$ w- C& J0 ]( `+ B
: Y: G' }8 d. U6 bThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
# `0 E3 Z( B( ], Tof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.3 A: ~6 F6 |4 K
8 d8 }- ]- y* t" M- o$ |7 q% hThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:8 W$ M8 J# Z5 v, _( T
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
2 u5 c. Q6 m5 P9 L! G& pof the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.- f, g! C/ ?2 Q3 w, e
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The next day the paper read:! a1 Y( U' F" s" n/ m/ P
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.8 k5 e( J7 T- ~- J4 f, B, L
! \: b! d& a# F$ [/ l% ^This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
5 ^( C; g: y" n/ F5 z# e0 |/ Nthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild." v& O- s6 x) g
" \' H0 u# ?6 a- W/ O7 }% BThe next day the headlines read:
) r+ N; l }6 g- g' WNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.0 B, Z9 C) ?8 d0 z" s" c
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The bishop was buried the next day.* K8 I/ J3 ?( p! J8 Q- h3 @
; Y' I- h- d; @) j+ U2 ~; tThe moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion$ s) m/ t& |; d8 q; n: J
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.2 u% |: ~; i; U2 i _0 d
+ e* h7 G8 C: {8 a$ eSo be yourself and enjoy life.... l% b8 Z" B+ g. ]& R0 s, A
7 ^) S. u) m! o/ G7 Q% wStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier4 z4 X2 H: D; t" c* v( u: s7 w$ @* U
And live longer!
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5 f& a; Y, S9 A1 S. } HHave a nice day! |
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