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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.2 U& U0 |2 g: i" A, u
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
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The local paper read:
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the6 a6 V( L. T7 ?5 z# P! N2 Q
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.2 f4 }! _+ N. k7 S! [( `8 @
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The next day, the local paper headline read:
F$ [3 l) v# i8 b/ K& c- a+ LBISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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5 C7 {2 x! Y0 @This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
8 R" o+ z+ ?8 `4 r: p* p$ Kof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.$ J6 M) `7 T$ b; g" T; x$ G+ R
, L1 i1 Y2 x" qThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
/ H7 y7 d6 }0 E6 j1 B& fNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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8 w2 z% [% p0 p4 U3 |) b$ XThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid; t- Z6 O- t- I# \5 i2 a- x
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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The next day the paper read:: w6 E. _& q) E$ ?9 V! j2 Q0 |
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.3 @6 G0 {4 ^$ Y2 ~3 x- K
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back7 u* ]# Y1 N0 }; L2 ^! }- b; d
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.% {7 D1 s, k$ {! U. X
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NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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The bishop was buried the next day.$ R) l5 P5 i1 [* X
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion/ J, S" y* ~$ ~, P8 Y q8 a5 E7 o
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life." i. I0 m* @+ Z! H
! k1 ^9 j5 |, D3 z: u% Y( L6 DSo be yourself and enjoy life...
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5 C9 l$ z: K" L3 y$ cStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
" V7 u( K% ?! O+ P And live longer!
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Have a nice day! |
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