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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.8 ]( X, w1 ]# @1 @$ r
1 z# l9 |( D3 AThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
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The local paper read:
: ]! ?. U. Z6 k6 }% [PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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* z6 r4 F1 ]! [1 | o. HThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
$ T9 {4 \+ R% f/ `! `, v, Ipastor not to enter the donkey in another race.& A0 |7 g. v8 B# k
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The next day, the local paper headline read:; m2 n& |) R( h1 V& |
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid% b( K1 F! n& }7 v. Y, U
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.) I+ u1 k5 c0 `1 s$ X
) d. V+ {3 b1 q j3 v0 mThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:4 f3 b/ u! P8 v
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.2 b) s& T" `- O- X: K" ]
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid. M, L6 Z6 ~# k4 I0 R
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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The next day the paper read:' L2 S8 ?$ [2 x" {/ S, K2 A9 V5 r
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.$ o$ ?" i# F) h3 v0 ?
( o1 a+ j- z* f& [6 b; k% g" lThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
+ g8 l; K% ^) W/ P, a( zthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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3 v. l- o2 M% }6 K4 N- r+ YThe next day the headlines read:
, r# h; }) x# s X' wNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.% W& n" W5 ]& Q. n. [0 H
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The bishop was buried the next day./ C% E' a8 J$ u
8 T! S+ @% J' K' [The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
* @5 u: k9 K. E, Rcan bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
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So be yourself and enjoy life...
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% Z+ f' m. m: j+ kStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
& U& ^6 W% s. _! n And live longer!: D1 a- {# @* ?$ s+ t) t% {, C
& Y- n% i0 m2 |; g- dHave a nice day! |
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