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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.1 {* c( z- h( ^( [
/ M8 J" t& `. e1 Z4 ?The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
+ u! Y; t, o% a. h3 R: L race again and it won again.
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! d/ c9 E' W1 j$ \5 x# d$ g0 QThe local paper read:
' O- x8 ]( @7 `1 t$ u; P6 u5 X" pPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the# T2 w. h) m' w' K: C' p3 [
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.2 }6 r6 _. _5 x" O
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The next day, the local paper headline read:1 r7 M# U: ?9 ]& ^$ s
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
) a% P* o% o0 l( iof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent." ]& _! u& s# {, o
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
# F1 Z& r: W8 w6 g: n8 v% ONUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.7 L! N* ^1 n8 M. l4 L- H( U# q1 C
: n) n( u7 B5 UThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
\ V, v- k0 w$ O# w' Zof the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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The next day the paper read:
0 \& R) c8 K" Z4 s- {# TNUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back9 }- T# T5 A: p; g* ^" V4 P
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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0 }8 V) h M" b" B) KThe next day the headlines read:
0 Z" f0 \! Q, p, ENUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.+ o& l, g6 y$ U' @( Y
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The bishop was buried the next day.) E: ?+ {, X( }6 l- {
# d' _5 u4 K% c8 h; d# ?The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
& h6 U( {6 z+ p6 B/ ccan bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
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So be yourself and enjoy life...
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/ ^& K6 ?$ W( YStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
! W. n0 l/ ~% [/ L, g) V" c And live longer!
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- F0 R1 _+ E, k, fHave a nice day! |
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