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Six Funny Life Lessons
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! o+ d/ |' O D& S i( {; i% V *Lesson 1: Naked Wife*
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
# T$ Z# }/ E b- n# IThe wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,
) l, {& |+ _# }7 j. ] there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
8 u& ~/ c9 J$ v; O7 W" T# s Before she says a word, Bob says,! ~& P, a" z s+ L4 I6 R5 Q
"I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
" a+ J3 }, N4 K# n. p T2 m( @After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.: n. Q$ Z, M/ f6 p6 c* `: p* ?
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
6 V" m& \! ?- [( b4 d# @8 iThe woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
# s! F D& X, N- J/ RWhen she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,( @: l4 ~3 y* M
"Who was that?" % a3 N* S2 g+ e% }6 |0 a5 L
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
) t, [' ^0 [2 G* I; {"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"5 r' w! @% { J' l# p7 ^; ^
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Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your+ n: `+ t3 i, Q# E$ H n
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. |
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