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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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+ B3 Y' u- A$ B/ O) g l2 GThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the' a/ |* _6 x2 X; v3 c
race again and it won again.2 d, o6 C; D+ u$ `
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The local paper read:
$ V( S: j0 A4 V0 @PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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6 Q" r6 ^# z0 z( H+ UThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the4 V \" [7 ^* X0 ?
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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The next day, the local paper headline read:" `# i6 _; ?( L
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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% G/ f+ X# d' _5 v, a: QThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
1 i6 H7 o$ I$ H- k& |0 t1 mof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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. h' Y- a* i0 `, ^$ n# UThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:6 e. F' ~* L2 ~3 q% i
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
1 O+ x$ E& m! K8 Y5 H/ N; k8 nof the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.% K/ M# N' X/ a- y( f
U! @( A2 t& d9 u9 CThe next day the paper read:1 _! n+ R/ G1 P; n. [, V" w N
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.! J: j0 N2 |8 }4 m+ {3 b
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back% W; Y, M( B8 `& n9 n0 O) N
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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The next day the headlines read:) v; U1 e z: _. E# q4 I: K5 r( \
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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. X0 J, l% N9 L" I S6 [1 RThe bishop was buried the next day.1 N/ Y+ K* [' _1 F! B5 \) g+ | v/ l
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion6 s+ r c5 Z4 E/ P8 B
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
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So be yourself and enjoy life...3 ^+ z+ P- c. H, C; j. W
: w1 x4 h5 A) l7 }, n. u' sStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
- W) M' p J' @6 {7 I And live longer!- W) ?1 |- ^- d! H7 ^
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