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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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4 S4 m7 k% S" o6 l& ]3 v5 v% PThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
! U2 \( Z9 n7 ~3 b8 v# L race again and it won again.
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8 }. z d8 F' J$ @8 [, J! P4 [The local paper read:1 @* m, t- J& w+ S
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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! v& y6 p) C9 ^$ i! e: YThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
+ U+ O, E ^, C' kpastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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! Y9 S. H" Q% |$ YThe next day, the local paper headline read:+ y' j3 H7 q! P4 R# A/ g) U6 W
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.- z; |( i( f3 q/ s3 L& I
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid+ z7 v) ]/ N! [% ~
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.! m& n8 }1 N. S% }
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
) Y% Q5 N$ N- D) {NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. d* j5 j4 h2 S# C3 s& q' K& Q
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
5 f+ X' c3 B f, Qof the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10./ w8 ], z. S. P
* c0 i9 g# M% S/ d! G& X7 ^The next day the paper read: m# l, w2 S5 g$ V8 x, P% w& _
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back; ~: ~+ A/ n+ i5 u
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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The next day the headlines read:
% T( J/ _* x, ]- u6 aNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE., h+ b+ ? O& j' e0 O) ~3 q+ l( r, w& i0 y
8 e( o g& U; K2 n7 g/ wThe bishop was buried the next day.4 u+ m7 X! ^# O6 r; @
1 o: i5 j0 {- R7 m* UThe moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion5 @/ X# J) x9 F$ H$ |' F, |& y C
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.# k! i+ _4 d5 Z1 v$ Y
7 d7 h6 _$ p4 j) LSo be yourself and enjoy life...
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7 ~7 x6 p8 k+ r0 WStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier" ? }/ y2 T' F
And live longer!
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( d! Q, T" d5 G9 t% C& HHave a nice day! |
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