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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
$ d! \, z! ?) k+ O, o/ \ race again and it won again.; P3 n; Y' C, B' `
/ |: C) s" @9 U0 S9 EThe local paper read:
" N! `7 F1 P7 C0 e* bPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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" u& x. m) g9 p4 ~The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the" t4 M# M$ `* t4 o8 @& `( ~; V$ g
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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" D5 k/ V! y* e( Y5 o7 ~The next day, the local paper headline read:
& {3 Y3 ^# h7 z1 D0 n" ^5 @& e4 h& `BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.# C- a) b/ i4 z2 ]& u3 t6 Y
2 A. I' O' j( c, K1 KThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
% e+ R# r5 M& z5 V3 Lof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.% F, ]" a; N' t5 Y4 X7 f5 p
8 H: E: u. X wThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
- s; ^" B& o! wNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. w1 q2 o! m/ M$ L
% K) Q8 w! p2 n0 zThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
7 v* u5 ]* H1 u. P- yof the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.3 E. Q7 ]3 O/ p! e4 o; q
5 r2 l3 U: J9 Z ?* k9 hThe next day the paper read:
- i, D }- p) X0 sNUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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# p8 @- }! U- h5 C! t% f+ yThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back( X- |- t7 r g( ?5 X' ]
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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The next day the headlines read:
) O& e1 s3 r$ }0 I/ Z' ~NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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! [$ k4 ^4 r+ qThe bishop was buried the next day." P/ A0 s$ l9 V" z# _$ S# ], i
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion# F* z' s J. l' n$ O) _3 s6 n
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.+ U% S. H# U: v3 U' O1 s
) r) z: W, G+ ~4 L! v! R- zSo be yourself and enjoy life...
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W5 l. C; s/ a: ]+ H5 x2 jStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
; E2 f) b- Q; L1 t" r And live longer!/ k5 n$ w) \1 p0 Y6 ^" U2 C
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Have a nice day! |
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