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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.+ @* Y1 S0 Q3 x7 q; h1 F- }* q1 m5 V
* {# @* I5 \! J2 Y2 {1 |. [The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the. b3 ~" D: }9 ?
race again and it won again.
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4 e- \3 D( |' QThe local paper read:
/ ?! p6 r8 f6 H) R XPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. z6 S% B4 N& Q* [# } |+ \( J
1 U' B5 H6 c5 i5 F+ G( `- vThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the# u# i: C9 x7 [0 e( F/ R; K1 I" h
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.0 w/ ^" d! n; g. `. Y/ \
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The next day, the local paper headline read:$ ]! a9 N G5 k0 `6 z1 @/ ]
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
( E% S& }: D5 c8 d; W& |8 a0 Zof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.8 e+ b8 F4 d0 i0 T) r6 q
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:9 E! q* M/ j& u' b( `1 }: p$ n# G: |
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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$ \: L8 o/ S, I7 d* NThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
6 O3 q4 l* [ J7 Z- ^/ uof the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.5 b5 ] _; ] T9 [6 v
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The next day the paper read:
2 H# B4 ~6 |6 a$ oNUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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|6 T/ v- `, |6 w) R. _0 O0 e! CThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
( p2 v' V4 M; ^$ E/ V) x7 fthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.! i+ @7 M6 f: ]& z
& X1 W; D" a. }' ?The next day the headlines read:0 J7 A! M# p9 x# e# [, d
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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The bishop was buried the next day.0 J: n7 m1 l6 r, r1 q/ l t
% W, n `' U: ?* A& z7 P1 d- zThe moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
2 [& j- s0 t, a4 [4 lcan bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.5 G0 P0 Q7 r( a9 B- L" K8 F
! ^: C0 l* @& B$ \. n) Z1 X9 LSo be yourself and enjoy life...
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier L$ {8 p( H9 ?* {' P; k3 q
And live longer!
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Have a nice day! |
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