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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.% L& a+ n: r: Q8 S9 M
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
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The local paper read:
$ d$ ~- Z% a, J% `# lPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the5 k5 M# J5 P; E
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race., ~8 I6 `8 s4 g! H
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The next day, the local paper headline read:
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:3 t/ k Q" R& Z# o- A0 s
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.- I0 i8 @& c S# }# t8 h/ @5 ^; D
5 T3 S' ~! R1 D) \3 u! KThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid+ J" I J& H0 M9 u- q+ J
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.) {0 E8 Q& s7 `$ f
" |; u6 M6 w0 ?6 \" qThe next day the paper read:8 Z* ^( S7 h8 A/ v. g
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
$ a! f7 D+ `$ p' Hthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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( Q9 b" @9 e+ qThe next day the headlines read:
A$ a E8 G! j/ g. N2 WNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.9 A5 o/ a/ U- M3 @
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The bishop was buried the next day., H d' A+ k0 D/ |, d5 ~
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion3 \1 b) U5 V+ p! K7 t: u/ ]! m5 h
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.6 t' I7 H: C& p5 L
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So be yourself and enjoy life...
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
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Have a nice day! |
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