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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
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; k9 @( I4 T- z. q% c6 r+ mThe local paper read:
& j. N- M9 k' F9 \PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.: x2 ?7 h* c; ?- x6 h4 b: F: S2 I- ^
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
' G5 h6 n2 l& |) Gpastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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The next day, the local paper headline read:: K% u, E9 A5 S ~- M/ g: N
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid" B8 t( O8 } M: k, v
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:) j5 p" A0 L: P1 C: C
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid- _& t7 H. j1 V0 M
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.5 ~8 ?- E( @* [; y6 j+ k: X8 u
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The next day the paper read:
: r3 o- e$ p& A" hNUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.. a8 {# h& Y( e: N. T
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
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, X7 `7 w8 W. }1 b+ O) O0 P" oThe next day the headlines read:
2 U5 v" b5 y% `8 T$ y9 e% R wNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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The bishop was buried the next day.. x+ E5 [+ H- v3 `
* C5 J& N- n6 n" dThe moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion& P# N; A& t8 i. m
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
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3 S) @! |/ t# r% E2 D1 ISo be yourself and enjoy life...
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$ R$ @7 e; d! E/ R4 _- }Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
4 _1 N2 w/ H: Y, \, L# \6 s And live longer!/ t p# d- e4 Y3 M
. F* m; _/ m, ?2 a4 R. V$ p. q' F9 tHave a nice day! |
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