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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.# C& f$ w# E1 E
3 B- u! t' G [ w$ FThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
' }. ~3 s! I$ j$ A7 H- H0 L race again and it won again.2 ~+ g% a# k5 Q
4 E. o+ ^1 U6 K0 p: n, zThe local paper read:
5 _5 Q) J0 \. k- R) ?2 h. X$ g9 _PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the3 d4 A( n% P4 o7 d
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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The next day, the local paper headline read:; F( \& F" I) Y: N! [, c7 e1 }
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid/ l" e" }8 K: H: T% ?
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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. T& c, s) p1 G4 v6 S+ vThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
) |; x! f# p/ H, fNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid3 p4 m4 t9 P. S" M L8 P' [
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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6 b* M+ v9 v; LThe next day the paper read:
! j' J: ]$ u5 |& C/ UNUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
6 N& n! i; I# O8 S' vthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. O6 p( j; g. ` _/ a; u6 r
5 ]$ T% @7 O1 n% ]The next day the headlines read:2 m5 o3 ?( G( F$ A1 D# p) r$ N
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.5 Z6 x2 l- l$ B, U, B! ^2 _
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The bishop was buried the next day.: J! @1 e2 e- U0 w( L
0 j3 z8 h ?1 f/ _5 FThe moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion9 J: I7 H5 S6 ]: t9 _
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life." u5 K, [2 ]4 C# B7 K
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So be yourself and enjoy life...
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1 Z1 J3 f6 b4 l9 q( I) K% [Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
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