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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.2 P2 C! ?9 Q; B, J1 n
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
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: a4 C9 e k7 c+ n. V0 u( HThe local paper read:6 X5 a6 y$ Q, z$ o
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.- z# ]( F8 h( S- e$ A
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
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: H& r F/ B. E1 G0 E# sThe next day, the local paper headline read:
$ M+ U9 v% |( g0 UBISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid) ]. S5 ?- f- R' v4 e; d( \
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
0 ]2 f/ c+ ~9 c, j2 T' v; jNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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0 `; N D- n* ?" u* \; SThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
, k: G5 `, c q2 jof the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.9 v$ T8 s, p8 g* M4 o# B7 l
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The next day the paper read:
7 H% ~6 Y4 r2 Y- l4 f2 LNUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.$ z8 H" |" e$ I# n v
* b$ _5 v' b/ E b* TThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
% W& q3 R8 N8 w( l, Q1 L& {the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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The next day the headlines read:
# {7 o9 O5 @& H( GNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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+ K9 D( z5 M# O! q. e g3 B/ hThe bishop was buried the next day.
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) r8 u' V; j7 |2 v' p; _' @The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
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3 v; F8 x0 L/ q1 XSo be yourself and enjoy life...
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
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Have a nice day! |
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