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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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5 v) s5 ]) _; SThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the# K) X" n( x, Q- \& M* {
race again and it won again.
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The local paper read:
; t# f: a3 E- |8 _2 \! v$ J& p1 tPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the% y# U! k& s/ h+ O
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.& z# o$ {# ^0 y
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The next day, the local paper headline read: `) J+ m$ U9 x
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.% o" ^5 F9 b) B q( W1 |
/ v5 R" y9 J$ S' l( ?0 o' eThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
' H- E* R8 m5 E- T7 D0 yof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.8 |: g/ j- g, V- f, }
; O* {9 u* w' c! N% o* {0 kThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:, X1 e0 Z' v, ?0 J# H
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
8 I( P/ X' o% J1 _2 mof the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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+ r5 o2 D- L+ _: }$ }5 K& B% I% zThe next day the paper read:
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back: M- P: P, u8 ]* {, T N- Y
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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: D0 Q' J2 N+ J+ c3 |* qThe next day the headlines read:* e, I0 v/ M; Z u5 J8 a
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.& l: s( R& U7 H6 }4 @- `
2 Z! d$ e" q5 p m' ^! dThe bishop was buried the next day.
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
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So be yourself and enjoy life...4 T/ g( A, Z5 c7 y
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
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