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Six Funny Life Lessons
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*Lesson 1: Naked Wife*
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- w3 _, }* L, U8 H4 p: l. z- ?( e A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
, D6 y5 A( k% G1 ^. TThe wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,
9 \# f3 P/ T Z! g: x there stands Bob, the next door neighbor./ j, R `" e: a: f7 K4 }% D* v
Before she says a word, Bob says,2 T1 k* n* n$ ^0 Y( b# c( v
"I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." 2 M$ G8 G- y" H5 }/ ?1 p- {' w
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
- [2 w- e* O, K s& [! {After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
; G9 j* p: q# A# A8 Q( x4 m, V$ ?The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. 7 I8 r6 [# t" J7 w" ~
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,+ N/ n6 F/ h$ A
"Who was that?" # A6 x, o0 `1 v; d: M0 c8 |" P
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
( C4 f4 r4 D4 m"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"6 Q* N2 \9 h( p8 S5 T
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Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
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