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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.4 o8 L2 |4 f- E
1 s8 O9 O6 V5 T7 A% y2 M& yThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the' J( L4 ?4 h- t
race again and it won again.
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The local paper read:$ n6 i" Q( b9 e( ]/ T: K
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.' B$ R- [; H" D9 P' j
1 j( N% h: O2 j; rThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
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The next day, the local paper headline read:- v5 L, n& N4 J+ c* T \8 r
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid- e6 b5 q/ N: R6 K6 P* j
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.4 R% l, @4 c* u; Y& x* E" t& d6 H, B
, w; \: a9 h3 o x( U7 X6 bThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:) A) F- E, L/ |
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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0 q/ b' I0 g+ M. P% {The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid8 T2 W; _3 _+ \3 _) ]
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.$ f; ?/ B5 G4 h/ X
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The next day the paper read:
; t7 `% h, ~1 [" _. u6 F: I( H7 j8 CNUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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4 ]4 H4 R. `1 b% VThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back$ b/ l9 ~/ m$ H( Y( A0 z4 C7 i
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild., t) Z8 G# }3 B: s3 U7 v3 a* s
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The next day the headlines read:" j% Q$ X4 }; I% d6 u
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.+ x8 t8 D6 c" q) T# k# ^
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The bishop was buried the next day.5 y. t, L) @7 x/ Y, b; x; L6 I
9 W- J$ ^3 I, |/ }0 o8 PThe moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
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So be yourself and enjoy life...; I) G d! y* _7 m2 Y$ }4 c4 |' Z
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
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# i, m/ Y! d5 @1 k( gHave a nice day! |
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