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Six Funny Life Lessons
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& I* h2 m5 x7 L5 X$ w *Lesson 1: Naked Wife*- Q# T: \# e# n2 ]
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
. S* o/ b q5 g, F* `. HThe wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,' F* M: [4 F8 S5 e' W8 t* T
there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
. ]) S0 M) s, t5 {" f Before she says a word, Bob says,8 N- x# g% g: C' }9 W( V5 U
"I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." % n1 i# a+ \3 _+ Q, J* x
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.# f$ ]) ~" _! w' ^, b0 H- c
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. 2 z1 i1 @7 F' z, b4 L0 i, _
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
, a% I2 |7 q* OWhen she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,
& j* r2 i( U0 D* H+ z. c "Who was that?" " b% _+ n+ l, [" _ V: ]+ _
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. 7 n$ B: ]) w, b6 _2 s# W
"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
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Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your; d; M G F1 r# }
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. |
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