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Six Funny Life Lessons
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; r* q/ v% x* E$ Q. j' R6 @ *Lesson 1: Naked Wife*
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
2 I3 l0 O8 U. U9 e/ }( oThe wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,
3 Y3 W; _) p0 G& l2 r there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
( \1 @5 ?" |; ?7 n) p% H Before she says a word, Bob says,
2 k' I. N! h* ?) @7 @1 G, v% J "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
, i- }+ }* v# C. m, fAfter thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
( O' g; f; I! D! B5 O* m' w, P; @After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. + ~% `$ F# z [$ U9 Z# D
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. 2 Y; s' f* F# y" @
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,+ L Q6 I2 I2 @, [) ^
"Who was that?"
$ ^- g3 ?$ s; D: W/ L" b( p3 e# ^/ N"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. 1 K* \1 T: t' a( d5 \
"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
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+ t5 Z% O; A" |6 t' }+ W$ `9 [! VMoral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
* Y O, M" R6 I" E+ X% L; F shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. |
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