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Six Funny Life Lessons
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5 N5 p4 F M! Y# @! O *Lesson 1: Naked Wife*
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
1 E+ c2 D5 n; o6 J" \& NThe wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,
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Before she says a word, Bob says,
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2 |7 E' H8 K0 D, ~After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
, ?( K* o0 e( V3 YAfter a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. 5 O' ~5 b( e5 n: a+ e
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. . i( Y1 _ P; A3 t% J
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,/ Q2 I2 E" Z! b6 b% h: a; M1 [
"Who was that?"
% a; j, Y- r" o! \! ?! k/ M4 h"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
/ D' `* @- Q7 e+ z* w" _: W"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"& q# d& Y, a7 q3 `! W4 _* q0 p
) p4 G3 C7 Q( R6 z% E# qMoral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your# _( H& N6 z/ L& |2 F8 U
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. |
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