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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.3 Q1 n) @# s- A" O- o1 |2 M* N
+ g5 t: ?& Q/ ]9 Y" i' o. M7 }The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
/ K! Q( c. W# } race again and it won again.
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5 ?* s+ S8 ~2 @7 PThe local paper read:
5 G2 r ~" X0 L YPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
7 b3 E# d6 z# Q6 M' gpastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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. `' L: m6 R/ ^3 [1 _9 p8 @% r' XThe next day, the local paper headline read:, a) S& w- }' y) `8 X5 I8 V, \
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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: X: }. D3 O1 g d# u7 EThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid1 l$ T( y+ R" W' P, m
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent." Z4 o9 o( r7 B
, J6 w" w$ r% }* i& dThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
/ V" |" Z2 r+ l; YNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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" }3 E: i4 k# m: `, EThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
8 u# w# }1 j. N0 h% Z/ \of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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The next day the paper read:
}- }8 K* _$ x7 r! h& y) ANUN SELLS ASS FOR $10./ Q* ^: N3 u$ p7 f0 l
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back6 _( W, y4 {' R6 t. \& p8 H5 m
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.+ O2 t! O ^3 r9 ?6 ?3 v
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The next day the headlines read:0 P0 |$ ] x1 k" \ v5 L
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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The bishop was buried the next day.* z1 U+ h8 }2 T2 Z J' T2 B
% c% I! @5 m) }- d! \* W uThe moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion; W$ Y5 _/ \+ N
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life." L7 A' T: B$ Q; a! c" l
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So be yourself and enjoy life...
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6 \8 M! {6 k' L, ]0 ?, lStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier0 g7 ^3 n) y) `6 d( [
And live longer!
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4 {3 f) m7 E |3 _5 ^' \3 N: bHave a nice day! |
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