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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.) D2 ^0 d. ^+ E" I. I: q% a
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
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The local paper read:4 p* E6 B' s" R# I7 t3 _
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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; F/ _) ?: q9 [2 t3 `' n* R& K- gThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the4 N+ H' q7 D! h! ?" Y$ _3 i
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.4 {8 @( k+ s$ }0 m$ T9 ]
; A. d7 T" o" D, nThe next day, the local paper headline read:+ y! F U: a6 E! [# g9 m; w! E4 @
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
. ]! N0 L5 \2 Vof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:' w( c5 r( b& p( A2 R7 Q0 h
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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0 D' x& q" u2 y8 h& xThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid: a$ Z$ R" \: m7 t
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.+ k+ ~, L: @ i3 G
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The next day the paper read:: y3 u3 t- J4 J
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10." y" G0 \% W; F1 y7 j+ H
, I: X7 G( {) |9 X: e$ HThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back* a1 D% P6 n% u$ @( n' d: W# Z
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.9 C! p3 o& h& x+ T
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The next day the headlines read:
% m" C9 b* b7 J8 ?NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.6 r" E% h# S: w7 G0 t1 M7 d
# p! P; ^& }% K. { E$ p+ T4 NThe bishop was buried the next day." n, m/ d1 ] @
. q! |, y; t3 a$ e$ {The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
8 \4 _8 f: |5 \! w: ~6 bcan bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life." r4 {! f1 L4 m# u, M4 g0 `$ C
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So be yourself and enjoy life...3 m7 U: H4 O i( d; g+ p8 e
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
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$ s5 n$ L& [$ x: N1 `Have a nice day! |
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