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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.( \2 m3 R9 L2 B* E
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the! a3 N; v q6 f: [# L/ h/ T- v+ `. V. c
race again and it won again./ T! ^" U9 I5 e$ Y: T
% y1 ~+ ^/ R0 ]: |4 {! SThe local paper read:! j D+ J0 L- ^5 W
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the. @9 H# b6 K3 k4 X- O$ n6 o
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.4 D/ [; l* ?4 X0 K* x
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The next day, the local paper headline read:
* a% G) _6 `$ `BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
, x; P5 s z8 X1 v) o( ?of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.% `5 X5 e5 L Q: G3 e! G* b
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
* G: |: M; V( U; h+ V$ [; fNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid- h. L; R, N+ q) `: j9 F4 G
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.* {' X1 C3 F0 h- n4 p, u+ w- M9 C
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The next day the paper read:
/ T& V) P3 m* ^$ A* U. N, n' ?NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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+ ?+ W& @8 d/ A S! @This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back a( U; y4 b" y( U" B2 [7 }/ h
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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' |' m' y% d$ j' L I2 LThe next day the headlines read:6 {: P- R% R4 ?& e* |
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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" g: ~$ J: e" [/ Q. nThe bishop was buried the next day.
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' v( n% v( z, }4 h" kThe moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion4 I- y# I( |" B, k, }7 f2 Z) m- U: \9 G
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.' G. i1 Q$ }- }. e, I
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So be yourself and enjoy life...4 u1 K8 V4 q# u1 s5 D
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier0 n/ I* F5 K3 t# U) d: O G& P
And live longer!) \+ h- S, T6 o# e& i6 r
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Have a nice day! |
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