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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.6 _. E( [0 N0 t# n3 y* s3 t
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
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The local paper read:
( a/ D+ G W O: r* m: }PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.. Q, j; F5 f( x& ^ y2 v
/ L7 k* R! L$ T4 `8 bThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the. m2 K2 ~6 p( A/ O9 h* A; d
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. C* S4 k+ Y1 d
% E: I% q4 L8 W- Y; m' }; VThe next day, the local paper headline read:: |4 R6 u& y/ ^7 v, c }( n4 o
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.( H" m. n2 {$ ^& @: k7 `) q& C4 @) i
- ?; p8 `& H3 k& U# f; r8 ?- \This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
. m2 l. @1 p/ Aof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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8 j, z% s6 y- f" U3 JThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:- M2 `- _6 d1 D) m8 V
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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, T, v6 @; k5 W* QThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid- W9 ]# D4 l; |6 M' M+ `1 w, M0 [
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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* {% `0 L E9 Z/ Q C' x7 {The next day the paper read:# Z$ E- @: N7 D: t& i$ q" [
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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5 M: s5 k- I" t8 Y6 J/ {& ZThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
9 h# {+ w% L8 a( n, b0 N- Vthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.9 i2 J& c) {" c! Q- U2 O
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The next day the headlines read:) f8 {) y* ], `2 L
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE., X" Q0 S4 ^! C8 b4 _+ z7 X) e
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The bishop was buried the next day.
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion5 {9 `9 }& X! m# j! _- I
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.) ? y% D/ ~6 X1 y; ^- V
! ?; j, _" G' ~- [9 S2 KSo be yourself and enjoy life...3 ^: {% J) A( d& n
7 s( P! I& \5 x; y, CStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
, |1 L9 r# b7 V2 O0 m- B! P2 `( N And live longer!
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