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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
2 {" q1 G: D& j% y race again and it won again.
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+ z$ k# s) {+ H; |) ` Q/ }The local paper read:
7 } P) y, U5 {; PPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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$ N' |. n0 z7 C& h% ?5 z* XThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
4 t; Z( w) W, J' y5 apastor not to enter the donkey in another race.: N$ i% X' w; E5 m- n7 g
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The next day, the local paper headline read:' ]! F. J9 @4 i2 U4 c$ M* O% U
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
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/ t* U8 m! X x6 X5 f3 `8 bThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
7 \0 R" [! m) `1 {* @! ?NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
0 F: a5 y9 Y1 u* N5 hof the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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% N, |: Q2 q: s, H/ hThe next day the paper read:' E( d! H- x9 T) `! i1 [5 p, x
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.& L" `8 R; q1 o7 D
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
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& O% A& b& o3 h' kThe next day the headlines read:, [! ~! F5 e" c- Z& m1 ]
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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The bishop was buried the next day.: G! f# y5 Q, j8 s: E1 f
6 M: |8 {- w# C, ]$ a+ Q! YThe moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion9 `" q* y) f) t6 q$ c
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.! r2 R6 y: w4 P, I- U8 u
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So be yourself and enjoy life...
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
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Have a nice day! |
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