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Six Funny Life Lessons
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*Lesson 1: Naked Wife*" l$ A' g, M9 s* Q! K* k9 o
+ P& L8 }9 W) M) ^- }. y, @+ u A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. " A, }& G3 Y7 Y* h1 E- E2 @6 A& @
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,! u* U( U2 i& A( a' W) p
there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.2 w, I/ Q4 o$ `4 j) m
Before she says a word, Bob says,
+ w; u7 e6 z3 P0 I9 o8 J6 f "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." 5 k. w/ \4 U( J1 v0 o# r
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
/ e* ^5 B+ M1 j8 {8 n: {After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. ( A( U6 s- Y1 {$ E3 t
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
, T, ^( c, W4 \7 G8 MWhen she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,
) O( r# Y7 x! z* f9 E7 ` "Who was that?" 0 i( C; `1 X2 C/ u% _* v
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
/ D" I% s7 L9 @1 Q"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
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; o: I" d3 Z! L9 w2 o6 qMoral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
3 q! O2 f; T/ E' q& r shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. |
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