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Six Funny Life Lessons * U; P& x+ Y" Q
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*Lesson 1: Naked Wife** l) b! M- P! k, O
, q) @5 d* X1 S- Y# k A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
1 P. `" `9 `' r" D# X$ U1 ]& yThe wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,
8 Z& p6 m5 \" N8 e" N. G there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.- \9 W3 V: W1 f6 ^& P% t
Before she says a word, Bob says,( L2 R9 T' ^7 J- U
"I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." 3 r: T) v: v7 {0 |7 W
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.# z* l9 O/ c. ~' ?4 Z; ]. ?
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. . p) n5 r- Z# Y7 ]2 l% W
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
2 \: Q, {( g( b: V6 l+ C, OWhen she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,
; Q% W( V3 n2 A% s6 M" W9 n* Z4 w "Who was that?"
. J7 Q+ ]8 n- m b/ K"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. , a8 B+ m B3 W+ w7 f
"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
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* f4 e5 J8 i+ e+ W! sMoral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your& r1 c. P7 r9 \- [
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. |
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