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Six Funny Life Lessons ! G# W. v$ k( {$ h/ f
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*Lesson 1: Naked Wife*
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
+ K m: j7 f/ @/ gThe wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,+ F7 h+ R# l8 l1 n5 _5 n' {' L
there stands Bob, the next door neighbor., s: _ m/ g6 t6 z, v; S' p
Before she says a word, Bob says,4 U0 J0 q3 X/ f8 \. f/ q8 ?8 T6 h
"I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
2 i0 y, X! W1 l& D8 B' r$ f6 IAfter thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.6 `3 l' G) S S7 c' ~9 n- I
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. ( O( P1 } G2 r! c
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. ( W6 c6 n/ ~9 Z# O5 z+ A" X9 Q
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,4 m j: R& S3 t& \ ?
"Who was that?" $ \, w+ J: R4 T7 u1 c- `- i/ H+ O
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
7 K- H* v, Z J& z* |, L3 _"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
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# r2 a: J) r) @" T$ vMoral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
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