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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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$ f1 t' t. e1 n% \The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
8 h3 B6 s+ S2 Z/ p$ Z3 o+ T3 |0 ^ race again and it won again.! X1 ]2 k& ]; {* [0 e7 I4 _+ Z3 e
+ c4 ~% k& k# n1 `# @/ CThe local paper read:
% z }8 w3 |7 V( TPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT." P/ P! `% K1 ?% D) H4 \
) [8 a# m- {" ?+ j$ o! q/ g* nThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
0 p. b: ] {9 |& y2 Xpastor not to enter the donkey in another race.' ^( O; z, e" J5 @
( U/ ^3 B# M9 nThe next day, the local paper headline read:0 ~0 D9 |; ]! u2 n
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.; U* K' a& D/ @
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid3 V, S" O' [; O5 I9 k
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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2 x+ B! O/ Y! y6 ?The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:8 L$ o7 W, Z9 T( ]& A4 j
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.0 A( s( m& a/ |8 O. w8 `' b
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid- a5 B) b* y* F0 e8 N* ~+ x* y! S
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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- E3 [) ]! \, OThe next day the paper read:: R/ _+ b" J, C" p
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
" G1 Z' U. G- J& Fthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.# |3 h0 \) _) f! \9 B) b7 P
0 ^3 Z0 m! Y- G' h! kThe next day the headlines read:, ?+ u6 \2 l; z; X3 M
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.4 W0 C8 B; o1 v+ @
0 ]2 k% Q' q, w8 y, [The bishop was buried the next day.
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion4 U4 ]: q& t, R% x, ?2 n5 N
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.& ?' T% [) g f5 o
+ v( `! q3 J) oSo be yourself and enjoy life...0 \' @) l, C3 F6 d" K
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier* x+ B- ~8 S# D: u; ?9 s+ s5 g
And live longer!5 g" f5 l: \: Q, b& N, V& s
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Have a nice day! |
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