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Six Funny Life Lessons & o" Y) U( F- I: ?2 _
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*Lesson 1: Naked Wife*5 E( g5 |2 `6 o
) ^7 _3 f2 Y- B1 J4 b v) X, Y A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. d) Z! m$ q# a' R
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,+ j2 K/ |2 |1 `0 }' O0 _
there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.& S, x$ G# ~9 ~9 Z3 a. X
Before she says a word, Bob says,. C5 i, I, l6 ?; F
"I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
$ b* k) F" V, E, P4 i; b' [+ x4 oAfter thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
5 W6 |9 p' H! Y; W* s4 zAfter a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. : f3 g( q7 H/ g+ Y( G2 X8 A
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
" T5 ]0 ~" J1 A8 M$ n& F6 ]$ PWhen she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,
: T6 a4 }9 X5 U, Z% U0 E "Who was that?"
* r3 p T V' ]"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. 3 O$ r9 X- \& d9 A) S% |4 f( J
"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
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Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your/ ]8 {* J9 q- P8 x9 c1 m
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. |
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