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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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' f0 @, ^3 w s4 nThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the# J' e; U! C/ v d
race again and it won again.
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( I% y% Z; I9 ^0 ?( wThe local paper read:
' R4 e( d3 z. R8 u& _PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.- S: l: h7 L0 q: ?/ x5 H$ ~( H
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
7 c3 |" z- J( \4 g9 [pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.8 x! w; f' Z. V3 T
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The next day, the local paper headline read:2 \, {) i4 J& P5 A3 u0 |/ O
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
# I( r. S/ |+ x! L8 g8 \of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.+ ]; ]- M. p7 o3 T
9 d0 M# g; m% l# DThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
& s7 W* P7 \6 @: ENUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.1 p5 w( r$ N& n8 u8 W
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid- f! Q! @1 R/ r, m/ ]
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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The next day the paper read:) [5 Z1 w& h' b0 r- Z
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.* Q7 g8 y, ~: Y$ d0 B( N! F
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back E: b: ?7 [9 S% u
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. Q7 C" Z4 k& ?
% c7 P- X( b$ k0 Y( x dThe next day the headlines read:
3 P% U' [. v/ H. T5 e" h/ zNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.9 v: I* x7 E S/ l5 h
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The bishop was buried the next day.% z8 K/ f9 ^ q5 B! m, g
( a+ a6 L( y' |2 BThe moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
8 E9 O6 L% N A9 N5 A4 Fcan bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.( s. z {# ?' M2 b; D/ J2 J& m
$ h" R, f. D. A: K$ rSo be yourself and enjoy life...+ T) G! f# p: u+ l, T5 u/ J
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier a7 [* c8 F7 n- F" K6 w
And live longer!8 [ q {) p' e
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Have a nice day! |
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