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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.' i+ B) U5 t( X h1 ?6 L7 `
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
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The local paper read:
% u) X# C6 [9 ^/ P1 [4 ~- @5 CPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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- }4 M( ?1 r9 V) F' pThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
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The next day, the local paper headline read:
6 q r3 c5 y9 d8 tBISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid" H' f/ E9 j- }8 K
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.5 N: m: i2 v& K
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:. n9 `" R9 S0 q
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.( Y5 b) S) a/ K9 ^8 {) v, t9 T4 W
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
9 H3 M( U7 e, Y8 H9 ^. I& B1 T5 m tof the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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The next day the paper read:
2 E" b7 o3 p: v4 f4 J8 {NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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5 u& Q- t" h4 Y! NThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back- _6 \; e7 x' i8 y s# N
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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& _4 p' L4 d* v" c( L0 RThe next day the headlines read:; X/ U z, e" c$ @+ `, R2 U. V* y: l
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE." I8 j a6 J' q3 V6 l4 G( Q9 |
; R; X$ o! T, [& w& PThe bishop was buried the next day., H1 F, H6 l0 ]/ c) q3 j% x V8 w
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
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So be yourself and enjoy life...
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0 F# L5 {1 U7 d7 F: w w9 JStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
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7 i* h$ Y' W% [. F# }4 p: @, AHave a nice day! |
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