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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.- Y& o* \7 J0 w9 M6 F7 k: U" l
1 G2 I/ J+ I* x/ NThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the* ]* k3 q1 d* W b
race again and it won again.# w2 ]+ x9 O/ Y3 F2 y) O4 V
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The local paper read:
, d2 J4 L+ H5 ?( j3 x: W$ U/ n6 B, sPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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1 C; k! i& ]3 O( H% o$ wThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the+ w9 z, t: d- {- V7 p
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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The next day, the local paper headline read:
2 R/ X# l3 B N: zBISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid7 M; q, O6 a0 M! n
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
4 _; l% t* B" y! \4 n/ yNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.5 D/ f, Q5 [2 s, S7 i _
- l, ~- N& D1 h0 G+ AThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid D, E; S. k2 e m" F
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. J) g! D/ e' f6 Y+ z
2 g( a4 b4 f0 y5 _3 CThe next day the paper read:3 v7 H7 r% L6 v# z8 N" }
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.) u; q1 L# \6 E5 G
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
4 N6 H! e5 M. y, e. B* G T/ ]the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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The next day the headlines read: m, c' T4 s" @1 ^5 a8 q5 D+ A" U
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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: y' R0 j. q: sThe bishop was buried the next day.
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
. D% }, ]' \) z& \6 Zcan bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
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So be yourself and enjoy life...9 L1 Q t- N, u. ^! Q+ k
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
) G$ B u) {$ B9 F" V4 O1 A( G And live longer!% K. Y6 z! a$ w# b, z+ ?
% E4 X! C: i7 c# y2 p3 | Q" UHave a nice day! |
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