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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
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) j0 I! C- H% |, @The local paper read:* z8 s, I/ n+ T5 \9 Z2 T! z3 V
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.' e% o% e. ~! _+ L5 c- W3 a B
8 |" g; ~. m& _* P) dThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the5 l! A0 j. D& K" k- W( K* I
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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, o( [6 @2 U: U$ F- I9 D2 cThe next day, the local paper headline read:$ i" n; a6 [5 S, b( |
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.! l7 x, s: i- J7 A# o
8 `, r5 w2 f9 a& ]: vThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid# L$ e! w* ^2 `- C
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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8 z- k# g$ R+ g4 p+ AThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
8 b! V; s W o2 X- P: x3 N: ZNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.5 m+ K; y: N" S4 O8 l# R/ T) R
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid3 f5 y5 Z! Z5 @
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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; t# F' s C! |7 a/ v9 l/ yThe next day the paper read:/ f) ]% _2 s; {) r t& { U0 w5 @3 y
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
8 G* j# z6 `( sthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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1 C- Z% V/ V3 Q8 V1 B, L/ W1 C; cThe next day the headlines read:
4 `% Y# {- {; o7 H/ iNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.. M+ m8 S2 B; w3 l4 J- ]$ A
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The bishop was buried the next day.
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" N3 I" ^& x6 G8 E9 o2 D( {The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
$ M9 S# s( s, K% Y7 J5 o- Z0 L; ccan bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
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7 a0 _) m) N8 G6 l1 M2 J! g9 ZSo be yourself and enjoy life...
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier/ [0 x! t8 o4 o- ?% S0 P
And live longer!
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- U2 L% Q8 j( K/ R% `Have a nice day! |
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