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Six Funny Life Lessons , ?. j2 J4 I9 ?4 D- s4 [- I+ ^
# d- b" q; X4 R, t *Lesson 1: Naked Wife*
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. ) n! Y( T& a# S! G0 }- S& F% x
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,
0 z6 T5 r% |/ @# F& o# N there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
2 f: x" N. H# K$ p" C) g Before she says a word, Bob says,2 [# R9 g' M; b: s+ p/ ^; Z
"I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
$ {3 q- X2 I2 y @0 d, G' [After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
# s$ M, z5 l& |9 Q+ R; pAfter a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. - Z/ x" c5 R9 L) l" W9 m
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
4 d0 {8 p/ x5 ^+ EWhen she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, F3 t% d3 M( `2 x' z7 ]# i
"Who was that?" ' u& h+ ?; d" \* g
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. . H- v7 K! h% {1 Z( z: `) p
"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"5 c9 }% F0 s/ k/ e4 v: q
# r2 X5 A# D# p ^4 FMoral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your9 j" Y5 ]4 G5 r: ]2 n5 c# N' {
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. |
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