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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.) |0 Q: D9 H; O: R. h
3 t7 Y6 ^/ |" l' Z, VThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
4 v J0 c! A i4 v9 H race again and it won again.8 s5 F5 F% U6 z1 j' T! p6 u
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The local paper read:0 B: Y/ ^5 |* V4 _2 p; ^+ `
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.3 l0 T" k, h; Y g" y/ R
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the) f. f; i8 ]5 z
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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$ L' k" V: x2 e1 jThe next day, the local paper headline read:4 n0 I! o* `8 ^) b8 }( i
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS., j' a# }; G: r( ^/ {* X$ X3 R2 f0 w5 ~
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
" h$ T) m3 B, x- yof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent./ h) y1 \1 k6 w' V. ?. `
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:) l7 D( A# T" C. l' ?
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid0 p9 x0 c, \7 v* W% C5 u+ Y/ V
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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4 x! H- @: T9 |The next day the paper read:8 k7 U! ]- t. b I+ Q
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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7 V* P) G) o) [This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back. y. F K6 b4 Z, a$ v/ g1 M7 e8 u
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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4 E# K! Z- I7 `. O4 kThe next day the headlines read:
& C7 K- g9 `, f" G4 rNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.: w4 N& N: ?9 s L" i
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The bishop was buried the next day.
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion6 N. G$ \, Y. f: H% h% t* h
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.8 u4 a, ]+ Y1 [( j/ a0 Y
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So be yourself and enjoy life...: m* Z0 t' S; ]
' x+ }: M) S$ Q7 U* f2 DStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier" M9 x- n8 q- G* I& m6 h
And live longer!
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+ ~8 \- @% H5 V z4 OHave a nice day! |
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