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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.9 S8 ?+ B. ] X! E
; {$ A+ X- l b' I2 J! d* j eThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
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$ }8 g+ C q3 G4 i: S/ b, [+ \The local paper read:' y3 N6 z; H# g$ m7 R+ u4 p
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
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The next day, the local paper headline read:- h; Q5 K) O3 |% r0 U& i+ n
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS., N0 F4 E% w* K+ ^8 B% Y2 u& G/ G
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid% q' l( |5 j) T4 i y4 o
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.+ h. I9 C0 h2 j% S" W: ~
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
; |. T* O# p1 H Z5 f- tNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.6 h8 r& t7 g: t, b/ `; g' j2 \( q# C
- z! Q& X* v6 T# K& M CThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid( l+ l' y3 t- d2 ?4 w. ?6 P( }3 i% \
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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7 a0 r4 Z7 Z) R7 a! A9 PThe next day the paper read:( @, M7 ~# G g9 H) X2 t9 i
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
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The next day the headlines read:8 a1 \- b& Z1 F1 w; S( p
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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' u* k6 c! n% Y( ^The bishop was buried the next day.6 p4 q( I6 G* t
' C0 P4 L3 j% j# y4 PThe moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
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So be yourself and enjoy life...
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4 _8 j6 r; q B- }; S1 kStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier# P; e- f/ k& ]: z
And live longer!
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0 y) }/ N n, {6 w2 m* ^Have a nice day! |
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