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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.2 M" ^7 T( I7 V% j
0 C; j4 Y0 K; e. h/ BThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the% P& I, f# o& I, b
race again and it won again.9 i( ?( E9 i _3 i
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The local paper read:5 j3 H2 r7 a! M, K0 ^9 D n
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. Y( w0 f ]) m( X* Q6 q- M
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the5 J5 Z! p7 x- Z$ w) g8 R Y
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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" o% L! P1 A$ j% o; s! e; H/ cThe next day, the local paper headline read:' i" Z1 Z! z5 I+ T8 K t
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid2 D, l8 B& p+ u9 z( e6 ^1 l- w" q
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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7 T d' t- v+ L" b$ w% c& _The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
% L: H- S# ]1 c+ n8 JNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.% w, G T* {2 e; e* c
) T6 t' J W# J5 ~The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid5 Z" E, s" e4 H& q
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10." E+ r0 A% m0 h l" @& M: w3 |# n; Q
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The next day the paper read:
- A0 z4 u# f6 a" L2 s( q1 g" f/ wNUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.' o3 Z, f& h5 w" h8 x
7 l3 `9 i+ [/ R9 JThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
( C2 x: P. ]# Hthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.. s I( X" }& Q/ m
& o* Z- G# y. k6 GThe next day the headlines read:5 L ^" U5 l- z( J2 |
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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/ V( P1 W. u, nThe bishop was buried the next day.5 k. z4 C/ Y6 N Y1 T
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
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So be yourself and enjoy life...
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; m( B! l$ u6 N# V$ c- MStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
$ E/ o7 A* P" R And live longer!* G3 Q% y* t3 b5 M7 K- @& M
$ z, [/ B) c, R; R+ a: J4 j5 ^# dHave a nice day! |
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