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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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2 r R7 f* l8 o7 S+ E9 {The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
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- _; F, C/ K. J9 O+ i$ v0 SThe local paper read:5 T/ X- P6 a9 j0 J
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.0 F4 ]! C; O* \5 J# W
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
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+ }4 Y; m; V9 u. E) E( w* eThe next day, the local paper headline read:
! [9 H* L; G, N8 P# g5 C3 E5 `BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.. c& W2 n9 _) T6 \7 T6 M* I
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
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8 w, X N8 }3 }2 q& ^5 SThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
: A" d5 K* U3 C" i) G9 }NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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+ z, k7 p9 k- j# `( _- \* FThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid6 _% ]$ p7 a! _1 F
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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The next day the paper read:
! x7 d" v7 B( G% H: A4 ]NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.0 S0 T! P, v. j5 @7 x, G5 k1 Z
/ r6 T' V. @# D0 w0 ^( \This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back2 H$ e7 c! Z& X x- e3 o. @* X6 U
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.6 W5 p4 g. q7 Y; B, K9 u; j
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The next day the headlines read:
2 G: R5 H' {1 Z, X Y/ dNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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The bishop was buried the next day.
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion- m/ n( {, B& z
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
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So be yourself and enjoy life..., K, T% q; \7 P( @, ~ z/ v- e
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
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