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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
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The local paper read:( F, M8 V, S% V
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the/ m: T3 `& ^. \7 `1 `$ z" H6 ?1 G
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.5 ^$ \0 o! R; y. }4 E. B3 P
: g6 O7 Q% e. wThe next day, the local paper headline read:" u4 t0 W# Z) G$ {$ g: z9 {
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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0 B6 G ~# M$ g3 L& bThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
7 }1 ? y/ _9 l2 t4 x* j! Xof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.% B: i- x+ {! `
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
" N) e" V: c" }" p& h' [$ m$ FNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.$ b2 D. ?: O3 T! L# h( l" P
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid9 \: R2 G' |7 q* G6 ~
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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3 t: D2 V8 N. iThe next day the paper read:
& _0 ]6 q3 H9 M, a7 QNUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
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" y# ~2 t" l t$ ^The next day the headlines read:
N. \5 Q3 `4 x) t# [NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.7 C) A( m+ B( Q
9 k5 Y# A5 b* j2 u# U1 HThe bishop was buried the next day." M; g3 x5 k6 C
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion4 n8 _) @+ K; n, j9 a; E6 e9 V
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
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# \9 G/ T, t' e9 }+ Y$ MSo be yourself and enjoy life..." \) o2 |7 Z. c2 n; u% }* @, j$ }
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
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