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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. q+ o! U' [3 n) Y$ E' P. \
8 S h3 e9 }( l' l4 i, F( F+ {7 _The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the4 R$ z( }# @9 `% r/ Y Q
race again and it won again.
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The local paper read:" r+ B4 |. {6 ]6 S* I% F
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.' d, |/ M$ g$ [" K9 n. @) L2 {4 |
" M3 q0 T* _( o0 K1 |: b, fThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
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' V' J( l; q; }" Y: B' s0 T# _9 K6 yThe next day, the local paper headline read:) @, _7 _0 P$ R7 Q8 T" l
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.% |: z- b% m: I( j/ |% p4 @: N. W
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid# j: i) b- r1 H, D0 g+ O
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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3 N! S5 F" h6 y4 p7 D# \( IThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:: g5 Y6 `. F0 n( w* G1 D+ b
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.. j C } E7 U* N5 U
7 U" E4 w2 Q, X0 ~. n* P uThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
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The next day the paper read:- k, ~( m# j7 Z- e% C. ]8 p
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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- ~" D; i/ g* _ b) r6 u. j9 z* cThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back8 B9 E2 r# [" o) Q
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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1 P. \% N1 I$ G2 w& Q- WThe next day the headlines read:" l; L, U5 v7 Z, k! ?# H1 [
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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The bishop was buried the next day.
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6 e0 o- f9 Z! F8 C' ~+ ?The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
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So be yourself and enjoy life...5 n% j9 c! U7 n& u8 P
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
6 q* u8 e4 k9 }/ W K And live longer!
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Have a nice day! |
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