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Dad explains the facts of life
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, h' Y; S5 s! U" k* @" WJunior asks his dad, "Daddy, how was I born?"3 {8 }0 a7 \; M5 U0 y( S
His dad sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!$ ]' S2 Y. g# d: X
" g# L! X7 I. RWell, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. 3 H" |( m: j1 P
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. 5 h/ s: i" f7 v- a8 p7 b$ K, e) [
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We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. # M, d# u& m) w& p3 l, y, m
/ g% d, ~, C" h9 l. a7 hAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button. # G4 }$ V, L2 P7 S' ^
7 Z+ I$ p t; h( u% E- v, ASix weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. 0 z$ r2 g2 n! N
! i8 I9 {6 w0 u& u$ C# W _Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!" |
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