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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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8 H% C6 r1 g& U% L( qThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
8 M! Y! `* h- p( W! F- l1 I race again and it won again.& a2 K. N; S! V4 d4 k q9 R
( m) T2 x5 g' n w3 C/ h" @ A: WThe local paper read:# V5 }& x8 K$ d+ o* V) i
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.% {! J" W: L$ t3 R; R" B8 H) }
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the" a8 B; m0 V2 P r
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race., s5 h9 l* V8 Z: @
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The next day, the local paper headline read:
6 D; ]7 n" ]3 }BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid7 m& l' q, b, v& x
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:2 _$ x) k. b( ?& W: l+ P3 `2 G
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.8 _. m( q7 B' I5 `) F8 y/ n" M( g
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid% s- M( L, x, L+ `. t1 K4 e
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.3 I) Q* l& E3 l6 |) W: n+ g
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The next day the paper read:5 k/ s3 `: i; ?& r: p% P4 u m
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.% a' C' q) l9 g( L L* z# u
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back& s2 O& \8 S! |8 @9 j$ m+ i, h, |
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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) Y% i$ F9 _) ]The next day the headlines read: M% X0 O4 p/ C0 a
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE./ X! z2 x J0 X" w! y$ g L
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The bishop was buried the next day., S9 u, U, v: g Y8 b
" t7 N# ]$ V8 m% J+ J' `The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
9 n8 ]& u. }" |# {- e% acan bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. l$ N8 C7 K# G. K
! I9 N) a+ Y# E4 _% p! uSo be yourself and enjoy life...
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# Y) G( V9 K) f# b) NStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
0 z4 t4 \: L% s5 @ And live longer!8 r [( X: u4 ^
' c0 ?# G+ F8 q0 l- f t8 J9 BHave a nice day! |
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