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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.( ^1 s3 D2 ~) f" H
" K2 m8 Y. m( u: C# @. ^/ P2 [The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
6 {) M) J9 X# t8 B7 D# x* k race again and it won again.
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: _ R w. Q! l4 O( KThe local paper read:; j- n \) S2 ?) v; J- K1 M J5 A# S
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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: N: L- C+ N5 }0 L% [* P hThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
) W6 H2 s2 ], m6 Npastor not to enter the donkey in another race.+ j, B/ u* f, B6 _
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The next day, the local paper headline read:
: T( ?: Q& ]" ^; e9 m) FBISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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* @- G I1 M3 kThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid: R/ s6 E+ n: u
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.! g, A, E* }1 Q; l8 }3 c/ g3 p
( g5 W, R; l: e6 fThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:& `/ ]3 A2 A/ [1 n+ }/ l* Z2 |
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid7 q5 u* {) E' m5 L) P
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.. R. ?4 y- B7 J4 m
# t" d- g# p, q; R* _6 aThe next day the paper read:
& y) G$ Q0 K' a" l+ dNUN SELLS ASS FOR $10." f9 Q6 `# R- B0 T
* a- O/ g* a9 k" k1 Y0 G4 |9 [This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
0 Q8 i1 w4 U# R( d, w+ F. j F pthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.: y. p7 k* y o2 w8 T0 m$ e- r
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The next day the headlines read:
; \' W6 F. A& e5 `4 G) y: SNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.7 i* t! V( e* Q0 }, ~
/ G( y9 W$ |. U; M6 Z1 e# xThe bishop was buried the next day.
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion+ F- J2 B# w6 G
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
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So be yourself and enjoy life.../ O" h" |% N E9 C) F" g( s+ A
% ^. ], B7 E+ m. GStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
6 }% b) J" M$ e And live longer!
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Have a nice day! |
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