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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.% Z# E+ g2 A) ~! b
/ Y# L0 z) ]# c; sThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the0 `" n2 [2 z( ?7 q2 p8 c
race again and it won again.
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\1 P( m- h$ J8 b2 O% TThe local paper read:/ p6 I8 g9 _! H. }
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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2 o. C- J0 I3 ^. MThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
9 y3 M6 y7 X7 a' _( Npastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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The next day, the local paper headline read:
; M# j) B+ Z& I6 w8 A& R8 wBISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.% j, s/ u) }! D. B* b6 A" a; l
. j+ T: i) T3 H5 s! NThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid3 U& [# o) }( H& \
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.% ^ C% W# ?( W5 l" y7 s7 W5 j
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:+ k$ H1 i8 n& Y9 }
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.6 l) q" }* [( S; i, e+ @
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid; O! x Y1 u( ^9 Y+ Q0 n
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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The next day the paper read:* i& J/ K3 O: M" W2 r
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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6 c2 Y& s" R& _' L* R- j. HThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back; X0 `% l2 T) k, n+ h4 E( Y; Y" g
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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The next day the headlines read:
7 \# B+ |8 K. }: Z3 [ b# V. }# vNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.) g, f6 i: j; `4 x
& Y$ ?+ X4 ]8 Y, m5 p3 sThe bishop was buried the next day., S' o+ a* ^ I
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion J6 W' p8 a# o3 l. `; D
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.) |, i0 i6 h2 J- U# s2 i# T( R. `
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So be yourself and enjoy life...
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8 j6 d# t, Y+ VStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
9 \" b) q; ~0 g3 L And live longer!
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Have a nice day! |
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