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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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7 _! ]/ D3 a; S) U2 L2 j6 fThe pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the+ n2 `3 a2 [9 E0 K3 L& b3 B- b
race again and it won again.
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8 g# v, K8 J4 `" e5 j tThe local paper read:: l. _8 ?9 l3 H4 `3 p. U
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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" j/ {: U0 w, t y; P: A+ lThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the( @1 Q3 J4 {( ^2 ]* O/ ^
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.4 V5 |: E- }7 A' Q v F9 R+ K. [: d
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The next day, the local paper headline read:
; v I, x$ r, y1 @BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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, B, O, t% Q9 n- zThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
2 C6 A, ^2 t" i' W/ Z* Tof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.$ y a2 s% D. e0 p. X5 E6 c. @
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
. M4 K2 B' k) P1 gNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid, b+ E9 D' E. c- G4 C
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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The next day the paper read:0 ^4 h+ k8 n, i# n# b
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.. e: ]4 ?+ \* o6 A" A$ a& Q/ }* G0 G1 p! L) Y
" Z# F; N0 f w% hThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
; w( Q y* u- l/ b Ithe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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" F) {6 m# ~$ w, H2 jThe next day the headlines read:
& A+ ]3 k& A6 u: h8 B' u( k( NNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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The bishop was buried the next day.+ g/ S5 P- g1 T L7 O8 E
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion+ f; `( N( x. i& w
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.# v. O5 a6 I5 f9 D6 v* S
y' b9 C8 P' Q% zSo be yourself and enjoy life...
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}: \) k' c& iStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
# @) j7 V, @1 P+ H And live longer!
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