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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.; A" D2 l/ K6 q$ j
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
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2 o, d$ a6 a6 a- H yThe local paper read:) C& c/ h$ M/ t6 b4 H
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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+ z9 L0 s, W4 v! t7 G) XThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
3 a$ i# e1 `- ypastor not to enter the donkey in another race.3 x. y* r c+ S N, e& b W
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The next day, the local paper headline read:7 o# w2 u- ^! I* r& U$ p, T
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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# E3 G) ~, l2 e; LThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
+ e5 U4 q/ S6 j" Gof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.# o- O) d3 t) \
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:! ^& T$ i& `& j
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.$ l; _, J# K; u& Y/ O
+ g3 j1 R/ _: D+ L( Y3 yThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid9 y2 l3 o! y" o3 `+ J& a9 x
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.* b# e! r: D/ g+ L3 s, S
+ c5 ~. g" Z2 GThe next day the paper read:) g. O- ?/ t1 `$ s6 v. D8 u
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back" ?& D% M. o% q5 p0 E
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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The next day the headlines read:7 j) B' S6 ~, U1 b7 E3 S
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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1 E( R( B+ y ?9 L# l; JThe bishop was buried the next day.
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
7 I. q: k0 R3 O4 m& ]+ ecan bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
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" Y: y- W& d, n- X, z- ^1 W6 {So be yourself and enjoy life...
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# y# z& o, P9 KStop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier e6 x: s, N1 i& b
And live longer!2 m. M/ F, h; m- u
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Have a nice day! |
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