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Six Funny Life Lessons
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* y/ S) M7 z6 [( N% x) Q *Lesson 1: Naked Wife*
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. ! A4 F/ y+ A. e# i3 r! ^; G
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,
, \: Q7 }' b& q, |/ R4 } there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
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, b3 M) z( O! x9 D7 V- ` "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." 3 U: Z) x" x! o. a k( ^9 N
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.+ z/ ?. E5 v. S; X# |
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
( H5 P n* @" \3 b# ~The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. ' ?. A$ j+ Y# m, g/ A
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,2 }3 ^3 U6 D* K- J2 R% V7 }* P) k
"Who was that?"
7 w, a) a G; A7 }& x0 c"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. - ^7 S/ B! a9 A% D/ O5 X3 l5 z
"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"0 `8 J( U' y$ S: m) @. n v; |2 }
& y) z, h P- B9 wMoral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your, H1 a- G4 R5 p3 `
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. |
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