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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
, g. l. b- d" J race again and it won again.( w& W' L% F9 k' S7 |
- H- x, l x0 r" c0 @3 LThe local paper read:" f6 s+ D6 m0 v
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.& d8 Z' v; ]& R9 k% |, b
, J, _( ^( E0 e8 cThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
# H' }& ]3 {- opastor not to enter the donkey in another race.8 a+ n3 k( u8 @& D' U
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The next day, the local paper headline read:
9 U0 [( ^9 v1 CBISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.% {& {3 d1 A& {4 \% z
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid8 ]/ o7 _. F& F( Y8 v
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.$ B) L% J, F- y# ?
. r9 Q% C% p" nThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
) |8 C1 S7 K4 ~& s: O' N8 ZNUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.3 i, c# A2 ~2 Z8 `1 d
1 O+ H9 \0 d$ X. E: E& UThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
* M$ h% v8 ~4 M. g* U! {) aof the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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The next day the paper read:; o8 ?; j) E! A2 j% h* x5 n
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back$ {5 s x4 ^ E/ N' M, @
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.2 @5 C& x! c/ [1 M
0 c) O! m! q2 p- eThe next day the headlines read:
+ O1 H$ y7 V& t) ~NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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The bishop was buried the next day.5 s0 \( ~6 o7 Z; R
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion8 K. r1 ]9 C$ l
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.. U( |7 x; X' a$ A# i
" u8 d1 Y8 _, [4 K- \! U: NSo be yourself and enjoy life...) c' `7 g: c, X3 I: q+ M9 x
# L2 N; b& [ [ y: V& S. C7 F7 }Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier- U" ~; X1 {+ [+ n3 B
And live longer!/ S, F! y4 P2 d
. D5 \ Y0 S2 ]3 h' ?& X) wHave a nice day! |
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