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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won." @ C( V9 Q z4 [8 g c# H
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
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The local paper read:
7 N; x: P7 X w% PPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.$ y/ N6 S0 y% e/ X$ e
1 i, s5 e4 [# Q! f( l9 {The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
# j4 Z, Z( } o% L0 u0 @2 y$ Kpastor not to enter the donkey in another race.. |8 J* f3 D; f; a
- L% B8 r8 H& ]6 Y+ B }; [The next day, the local paper headline read:
6 c) P4 w1 W2 k# Z, [4 D& ?BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid3 i. R- j* B3 c/ U) {
of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.) ~4 O% ] Z, ~! E9 i \; j
G* q0 n' U0 i7 C' _1 `# l1 lThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:" ~; P$ k8 @6 m" ^ s" q8 v3 A0 j. ~
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN." M$ }* R7 r5 I: Q9 W
9 l" z3 ?: y5 u4 v" BThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid8 g! E0 R. f1 M
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.2 ~) K1 t- y0 {/ i; Y. g( Y+ u
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The next day the paper read:
& J$ W8 j5 Q" K9 xNUN SELLS ASS FOR $10./ {" E! m9 `/ A& T: s/ ~: N
$ w. G0 s) @3 _0 AThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
- l7 V3 d1 E [, mthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
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. v! N, ?# R+ R) w( K0 nThe next day the headlines read:
8 T6 S% p- t! J# [NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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The bishop was buried the next day.
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
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So be yourself and enjoy life...
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
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Q6 u" |9 X1 R' m! w# }! fHave a nice day! |
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