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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
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* `! y( V' {4 ^2 g) w: J+ PThe local paper read:8 @5 C; w' H) i5 U
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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* P. ]& A" k u' U x# \6 Q1 M- J6 K, ]The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
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The next day, the local paper headline read:
+ \7 j2 h. D+ B( J4 iBISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
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' L' f( o" I: W5 ]) d5 V* iThe local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:0 u, ~5 s" T4 `3 y) c/ d
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
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The next day the paper read:
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back5 U: X8 F6 {1 i$ S4 X" ]9 J# w5 ^/ \
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.! }- \% F; R; }8 e7 H
# m" [( H. }) ^* E6 h* FThe next day the headlines read:
Y) a& p$ b+ q+ R, h& TNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.. w \! `2 D7 Z+ m. W: ~9 s
/ D# R/ V8 b' P' I' }The bishop was buried the next day.1 K# |6 |/ J* d3 Y* D
6 J" D8 V# z x5 D6 g0 f, RThe moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion% G: C, ?7 @* D- g m
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
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So be yourself and enjoy life...- \+ H6 R6 G0 z' w( u3 Q5 d& P
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier$ G b. T4 ]; Z! N( g9 x( Z I
And live longer!! y+ [! s+ u8 O: Z' i/ O
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