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Six Funny Life Lessons
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( J$ B7 P+ P4 @5 {, j *Lesson 1: Naked Wife*5 r4 w. f1 L! O0 i8 Z
6 u/ ~6 F8 `7 c4 x, V3 F A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. 8 B, `! |( F& p4 W: n1 C" O, F, U
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,
& ~/ ^$ \* T, O6 ?) E) N a there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.% Q2 a c6 T) X: R
Before she says a word, Bob says,) ^8 I) n! }6 I! c
"I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
, U! L5 n/ }6 V4 KAfter thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob., F; a' h. I, x2 Q
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. 5 U! P3 Y: e9 o+ f L
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
1 W4 Z, [- o/ B( T) l8 M6 d6 `When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,2 S4 p5 y5 m) i8 `4 u
"Who was that?" * a4 V4 \- [4 ~0 n
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
1 E0 W# S) D1 u+ A. L% ?$ S"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?") f$ x: o+ a; O7 f
: J& U( w! [9 Z' KMoral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your; W* L9 @/ W0 g4 \6 e _7 ~) R
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. |
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