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Six Funny Life Lessons
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/ q5 V, b; n5 \0 G5 A# K; C *Lesson 1: Naked Wife*. s1 \) d, q- F% X2 S3 q) P: _
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. 4 A% n' ]7 H" z3 S: U8 M
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,
8 G/ U Q1 W6 C% x5 V there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.6 T' m$ p/ T' X
Before she says a word, Bob says,
8 Y' y& R, n F! ~9 L "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." 0 e1 s$ C' f4 s' @7 v ]( Q
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.! } U5 }( _# A. }( V! s
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
+ z, `0 A7 {$ j- Z& d, f+ S: GThe woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
9 {' z; }& h2 ?When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,6 g- C0 V$ |7 i* ~1 l a+ F
"Who was that?" - h& d4 U8 O O) \; z% v) ~6 ^
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
K- }, V8 H: u$ _1 `: G9 w4 ^"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"* Y& \! a3 j- ~+ ^! z) P
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Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your. v3 m% K4 m- N+ K) X
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. |
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