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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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: P# I7 \4 h1 t# K9 H, SThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale0 s7 u2 x$ @. F
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl, Y! o$ ?$ g7 X5 ]; D7 b8 C# U& g; D
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
& ?: k8 g+ Y# h' T! C$ }" B* Ydancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
; C/ I! R/ Q; a* |0 thad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
& A6 J4 e+ y8 ? \. Cget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
/ { t( x: J) N4 Eall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched& V- \0 `5 C& i5 `0 b0 @
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had9 j4 }0 b0 a- N, W5 @
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in' c- ]( j$ A8 ]' ^
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.3 V9 J1 P1 D# V
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!0 T4 p6 c4 a4 K: R; u9 B
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