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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. . R  s' o6 z  u4 A" Q6 J. _+ A

" V' c* }9 |; S* h3 n$ L6 tThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
, A1 v" `0 x' [; {% d* z6 N0 {! tsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
* C3 z/ q: P6 x8 Odancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never. M1 o6 r. D( |, w- S- v
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
' h' u* C* R# Z+ a  m# _  W3 W" xget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
$ w2 T" B6 ?" |! D) v9 o  Eall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
4 i; |" {' s2 G( [7 K! Usports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
- M8 c( m* n+ D# u" Thigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
" h8 a! H$ T3 y: I9 W1 `sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 8 R: ]9 _. C9 o- z' a. r5 w
Don't quite understand this.

. H5 ?8 c. A8 E: `他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
! b0 d! s6 g- J8 |0 i, N7 O# fDon't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表 3 M3 l! v' p! F7 @
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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