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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 8 o3 Y' X9 ~' v9 F# Q! }# d
* _7 K& H" O+ k3 c% }( Q, ~The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
- A( ~$ q: f2 d- A* ?said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
# } t5 }0 r: m2 G0 { [: Jdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
& L+ G% }* K- P* nhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
6 C% e3 ?- `2 s: T Q% @get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had3 y: ]4 g( f) U8 Q
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched( {9 f+ f& s4 M
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
! I/ P4 C( o' v( g% Lhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
% P3 ]: b# _% j& _7 l2 A2 z2 {sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.0 Y- L. B9 F, U
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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