The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
% `" B, V; N* C8 p* E( k# Vall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
( h4 i/ W* @1 c9 Q: usports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
9 J% n$ V8 m& H9 ~6 |8 c$ u  G1 ihigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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. B: D5 I, }8 u+ k6 L" _5 V2 iNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!

" G8 n1 M2 s+ uThe End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

- u- I- I* D$ Y7 b他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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3 Q  ]* p3 h9 }$ J# W8 U( v他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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( T: N; H# O& o+ Q4 _5 O$ }Your understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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2 z0 H. A) ^! @) Gthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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0 A( I& `5 {3 }1 G9 xYour understanding is sound and deep.

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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

1 Y% l& P# c2 J% G  {" K& M7 KYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表


) Y4 H) v  @. `# B5 fYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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/ W; `! e1 u. |* c' ]9 ]I am getting married in this coming September.