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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ) L4 l& U5 x$ j0 t$ {
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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2 T9 f4 \' l0 x. T0 Y% nOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
3 \/ s; Q. p9 G1 p7 B! Zsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
) b3 D: b- f) V2 \7 p/ S ddancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never; m4 C1 u/ D$ C7 x8 R
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
5 D: H1 ^9 ~/ n/ s. \+ Y. o' {1 Z3 |, W' Lget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
$ c% w. D0 r! A0 `all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched. x' V: h5 \: ] `5 P
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
t% t4 ]5 Q1 z$ z' @* zhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
! X- N9 Y4 E* @$ U8 q Y9 W9 ksweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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