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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. * f* _1 o9 W- b6 V9 ~$ F
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale3 W7 _4 u+ O2 A9 O& K" |9 i
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
" u, w" Z2 Q3 D& Asaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,4 p6 v9 T5 ^, h% S4 \/ O9 {
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never; e' _; w+ l' l8 g
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
3 ?) U, R/ v, p2 ]9 I: Y1 P7 K8 Lget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
; r; ?5 K# r% u) b3 vall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
, r5 f! Y( {/ p9 Vsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
8 b+ c' G B# N0 ~ yhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in7 k( J* W7 e+ Q0 c: Z3 G5 g
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.$ U! V5 m8 h" R8 u- A8 I
+ C, K9 o" {$ R- ~6 JNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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