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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale' ^( U5 Y' a- o1 Y# Y$ l( F) H A
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl7 `$ p& n! ~( a5 i# S$ m
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,5 m/ B3 J( e4 o' h/ |
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
% R- c. f0 V/ e$ C7 Thad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't8 Y3 _$ v2 b% Q5 g) D# s
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had6 {# @5 J$ R2 n3 S# v/ q
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
% l- u/ w. {/ m- n: E ssports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
2 p$ Q! x8 T( u7 f/ {7 s& b. w7 chigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
: k# A5 j. e0 c. Y0 ~, F, Ysweat pants and was pleasant all the time.! M6 `- [0 z* a% e' m2 s
% j. X% ]2 D& }8 GNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!2 F" b6 U5 r5 d
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