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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. & ~. }8 e w4 Q" Y
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never7 m1 s: | P- r& A4 Y
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't4 a0 c/ h3 w, G2 D5 L' {" e( l# Y
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had7 W$ q9 A4 j6 B) u$ M
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched @6 m1 T' u* O
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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6 v3 z4 ?; z$ R* b- R* HNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!1 |9 K* ^. y1 ?
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