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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. " @6 w4 U' [6 S2 x# `
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* l! P6 c8 h/ b- LOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl9 i1 M) t! _3 k. t3 K, @( \
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
0 ]7 @: O1 n3 H* l% J7 ?dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
- n, P: b3 [# b8 E0 x/ m( F4 l) Thad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't% I% g- W) G2 |% u
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
2 i/ p0 C% |% K$ e' Vall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% V) m0 q' B% _! E5 P
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had$ T* I' m3 a  w0 z/ C) m+ u
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
6 _) J8 J2 r& v! T, s7 Q1 ssweat pants and was pleasant all the time.% w! Z4 Y" J# C! F6 e7 R4 c7 x5 x

! S; f) Z& o' b  r- QNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 1 E8 [) D( g: A. _: O1 r6 |
Don't quite understand this.

  n' k1 \, x' M- X. @# o) r2 P他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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% I) E2 u3 ]) l9 S他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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: }$ _; y% v7 e, S- J, G" c" [" uthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 & j3 u4 x% r5 r  ]
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8 U7 Y: ]  ]" `; I4 ?# _0 FYour understanding is sound and deep.
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8 ^  m9 S4 W6 S0 K$ U* Vgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
7 d( n2 s9 E; c- b. B; O1 }8 d2 r3 m) qDon't quite understand this.

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% P% G) ]0 \% {6 a: V$ xYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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$ L: E- r- m/ TYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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) E: R- k  D$ q9 pI am getting married in this coming September.
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