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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 1 s7 u1 V* F" f; s1 {# t
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale& b" f/ @4 ^8 F" W$ s4 u# `

. u: s0 g0 ^  w! V( DOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
! [# D, r$ D0 }1 ]  g" N& }2 zsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,( H; g2 e- W/ _5 ?: E8 A5 M2 a3 P
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never# v& x8 K% l  q1 ?3 ?0 @
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't3 H9 S1 z, Z+ I, U
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
- [2 P$ G( b" T# O& M* Vall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
* K/ }( x- ]! f) L0 zsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had' v( M- k0 ^+ y( j0 A" j
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
9 G# _4 I, @% O# Y; t. x/ c3 F5 a. Gsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!$ _- v6 h" d) `' u, {. |) {, |
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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 , J* X: e0 ^$ _( Y5 z* g# M! q
Don't quite understand this.

. I# S* z" }0 M4 C( E1 ]) T  U他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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. z9 c8 n% d' `9 {Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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& [+ w3 l" o: f2 c& f" ySo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.! Y' k" D6 g: Q" X% V

7 y' H& B' Y6 J3 xthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 ( D# ^( Q  `' X7 v% g6 X- P; _
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Your understanding is sound and deep.

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8 N0 g: p& ~9 dgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 1 ^( p1 z; J- h! ~5 p  y: I
Don't quite understand this.
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7 d) b7 s5 ^  \& SYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表 4 W# L5 ^, \. J9 ?

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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+ I* n& g4 {; r! F) F" s6 y. WI am getting married in this coming September.
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