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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale6 d" ?$ @9 L5 G" m4 Y; P
1 d! S$ r/ I, o$ e' X. aOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
, t; L1 A p! [- n6 n$ ?) P* Isaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
( C2 s1 S. [ w3 y& p( Z. adancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never" a) K- g4 z7 ?& x/ j
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't) x7 v8 \* z$ z
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
% o6 k& c9 ?9 N `5 D: [" S$ Kall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched0 N, _8 v; u& B" m
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
) R" l* \0 Z- R6 a7 Mhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
4 ~: T( g- M0 K- Isweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!3 F2 z( O4 b& O! C
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