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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. . R s' o6 z u4 A" Q6 J. _+ A
" V' c* }9 |; S* h3 n$ L6 tThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
, A1 v" `0 x' [; {% d* z6 N0 {! tsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
* C3 z/ q: P6 x8 Odancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never. M1 o6 r. D( |, w- S- v
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
' h' u* C* R# Z+ a m# _ W3 W" xget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
$ w2 T" B6 ?" |! D) v9 o Eall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
4 i; |" {' s2 G( [7 K! Usports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
- M8 c( m* n+ D# u" Thigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
" h8 a! H$ T3 y: I9 W1 `sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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