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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale$ V5 w7 p7 D+ Q& l3 b& h6 s" S: U1 q
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't) C d/ J% E0 v
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
5 _9 R4 a- e. ^5 Iall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in3 ^7 _% v& {+ @
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.+ G$ b- S: d3 I7 y! M" O
" b8 A, E4 K) c, }Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!1 P! V7 U! }* u
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