The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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5 c% o3 i# _# w6 B4 x1 sOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
8 N2 f5 F8 R3 f0 w, X; [- Phad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
0 Z' v5 V& Q7 `- ~/ N, _all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
; L9 c7 F, j% M; J! J3 D8 O4 csports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
# O. e0 Y  h* G+ R1 Zhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!

The End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
9 F# O+ w1 B1 J! y4 Q# p, uDon't quite understand this.

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

3 Y9 G& S. m5 \8 h- v( [他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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Your understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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; ]5 _& f5 V+ H7 \1 N7 sSo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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8 v3 C) x7 {' x) hthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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9 L( X/ {3 A* |) \! `, e5 BYour understanding is sound and deep.

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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
3 l& M3 ]$ ]2 I& i# qDon't quite understand this.

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  Z! T4 _7 @( L& w4 q- [! y: Q4 vYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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. g  L3 y- \8 c: d; N% C& xI am getting married in this coming September.