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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale' m6 F1 C& C5 b
/ _9 n; H, `, }Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had" o# ~- S6 o c: |# z5 z
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in, U+ x9 e9 Z+ H9 A
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.. h' |2 j. r4 ]" B- X, K" {
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!2 P* e: m! ]/ _2 D; h
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