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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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1 [( D1 K6 H5 n$ PThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
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sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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