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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. / O2 ^ t0 {, ]- b& c
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never, Y7 N) C& f4 r p) x/ i- h
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't4 y+ E6 I6 Y2 N0 p
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had' L/ s4 L* ]8 b. d* z* d* O
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched6 e3 F2 K# j# n0 c v
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had) k$ f+ r3 E9 \& m( ]4 b3 @4 v" }
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in% \6 ]9 d) E& T* k5 j1 K/ Q8 ?2 _
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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