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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 0 {8 Q3 E" _, ]# x6 E
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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* T+ ]& P2 `( p# P! XOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl. D; u* {. Z; f+ }
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,; k. [3 V7 u: U, c! C3 E/ e
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never. _9 X* d1 y1 l
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
- z: G$ P3 H& `( _. Dget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had, i7 @* A/ }# z: q
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
+ \5 m8 D- c" u9 Qsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
0 Q" l9 |0 J* T8 nhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
5 X; P; l- J! N6 o1 Y1 E" k7 a9 C X4 `sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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