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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had1 v; K! x" D1 o  b, ?# s! d
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched& h% W7 W; U% |* v  m( E
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had/ @2 M7 y. S: ^- N! z9 {) N/ y
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in. S6 ], V+ p4 s' I' v: A
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.- A# I. W. g4 L7 X( e7 [- B6 C
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!9 ~, R0 r5 O4 V/ t
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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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" |; c1 P' t6 q* x: Z# T他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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/ I$ N$ D2 p' C# sYour understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 $ K  o" P. j9 _! B6 c
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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/ c: Z, c  J$ F7 b( a' [5 Mthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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$ t  Q# M) M5 h. h$ Y2 Vgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 6 s- G6 K! _  Y1 [6 S# O
Don't quite understand this.

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- w6 X! @# ]' o9 Z5 W3 c: bYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表 % i# }% v* k* w5 g; }% F
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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) z# R: x7 |% z8 e  EI am getting married in this coming September.
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