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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale6 d" ?$ @9 L5 G" m4 Y; P

1 d! S$ r/ I, o$ e' X. aOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
, t; L1 A  p! [- n6 n$ ?) P* Isaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
( C2 s1 S. [  w3 y& p( Z. adancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never" a) K- g4 z7 ?& x/ j
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't) x7 v8 \* z$ z
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
% o6 k& c9 ?9 N  `5 D: [" S$ Kall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched0 N, _8 v; u& B" m
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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4 ~: T( g- M0 K- Isweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!3 F2 z( O4 b& O! C
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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
% p  O: u; T' c7 J: V; e& wDon't quite understand this.

5 Y: i, K! b6 O0 ]/ {  b4 y( @) Q+ T他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 6 u- ?3 w" a- M

" d; r( F% q$ Q他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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8 @  y4 e9 z0 B' hYour understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.& K' E8 [: H- |  U$ W- a" d5 G

# m' w7 {- ], b5 v) n; Rthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 6 }; X' h. ^9 I  Y' M! M

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- [9 s3 _3 ?- S8 i6 ]Your understanding is sound and deep.

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& ?& b. J$ Z+ dgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
2 R. s) E, l! Y7 m* Z+ _. hDon't quite understand this.
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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; D4 R5 v! l/ a; N0 N7 RI am getting married in this coming September.
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