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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale: l- X( o+ t9 t) f& M1 H
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl7 u! P. y/ l. c" d- M
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,; v; k) |3 ?* d7 x: H2 ~
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had3 ~) C! y9 U# y* d3 A
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!9 o! ?+ E8 U, x m
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