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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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, L7 k8 f+ W, G! @' J- rThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale% e, V7 n) c: O0 T. I
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl+ X+ p" ]$ T u1 D; a
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,8 }/ c6 C" b- o* z
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
" @5 k. x: `4 W9 G3 m" chad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't8 C: j5 j% i2 R- @4 u( o
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
9 f. p$ x# U; k; c+ wall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched5 e b7 Z( h2 F3 Y; Y' P8 k) o
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
' p% y, f: q# e# i6 U7 x+ khigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in4 Y. s3 f& s; b- R2 f2 m: h
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!! F1 s: W7 _* P1 k! z- ^3 M) ?9 p
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