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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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/ D: m0 Z: {5 `) W0 |2 XThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale) Q0 {7 H* P/ ?- n7 [
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl, A+ h, @( h) c5 K( `; C
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,) R$ T0 e @7 @
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
; }: s! e5 g1 K9 b+ `: Zall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
! S- I; G, @: u! m8 B5 _" Qsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
, L, w3 _! k: I. vhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in2 \+ ^/ q. E" T; `1 ~
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!% V. h- H& A, x* D
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