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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. . K8 @9 [+ V, v" F' z
0 H& ?& I, T7 f0 r9 bThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale5 v. h9 o/ L* j% ^. Q
) O. Q, w* D1 G. P3 ^' L3 v1 y2 h* rOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
z" I) K% l2 M2 a3 N% X8 M* msaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,+ e* f# J t' N0 b' ?0 G2 }
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
: d0 L# y$ ~4 W, h6 d9 uhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't- o9 y0 V/ @( E
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had4 `; _/ t- m% v- s* w
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
; v: B4 [1 U% L8 `" B0 hsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
5 V6 h& m2 [4 N$ h" Xhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
9 x, \; x4 k5 f) A2 h/ Ksweat pants and was pleasant all the time. v* h# Q4 u0 e4 x5 s; O3 y' x
" H; _) E3 O8 l' ~; ~' UNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!7 m$ Z9 [. w) a. o9 M
' y' r2 g% ]" S3 HThe End |
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