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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. * [: ` U2 B6 H; Z' p; i1 U4 g
" j; a$ G- C* d0 x6 _) OThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale; w( v. Z4 G) k8 e
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never) [) N* n* M- b/ C9 x' F6 R" g
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't0 Q$ f5 f% r1 @' G1 I
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had! ?/ b+ f$ n7 R+ l, ?' L
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in( v) x1 J1 A9 M
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.* }+ _/ b% P6 m% J! Y y& I
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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