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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ; L# f% {2 |! k4 u
k) m! P' j0 HThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl% n0 f4 s2 v9 h0 j" S' l5 y) }& E
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping," p5 Z/ {% x* G8 B! H9 Z" ~
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
, B% ~0 }2 K% U( Z8 k9 a, p6 n) [" E/ Shad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't; R" M" H% r, D8 i: U
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had8 X2 `! A, j# z8 z* h5 s
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched: G" _0 V5 N" v
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
# t' W7 z0 ^& q6 u) {. J6 dhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
9 p3 j) k; \ x1 I2 zsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!& g& {% b* A% g
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