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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ) } r) A/ |9 `: G
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
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all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched |; D' T3 e$ B& o+ `
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had7 x7 f0 N' V2 X6 C* g4 H& n) O; e
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!' H/ ~, M8 W) s& L X
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