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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. " @6 w4 U' [6 S2 x# `
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale0 M$ Z0 H2 u+ V) Q
* l! P6 c8 h/ b- LOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl9 i1 M) t! _3 k. t3 K, @( \
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
0 ]7 @: O1 n3 H* l% J7 ?dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
- n, P: b3 [# b8 E0 x/ m( F4 l) Thad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't% I% g- W) G2 |% u
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
2 i/ p0 C% |% K$ e' Vall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% V) m0 q' B% _! E5 P
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had$ T* I' m3 a w0 z/ C) m+ u
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
6 _) J8 J2 r& v! T, s7 Q1 ssweat pants and was pleasant all the time.% w! Z4 Y" J# C! F6 e7 R4 c7 x5 x
! S; f) Z& o' b r- QNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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