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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 1 s7 u1 V* F" f; s1 {# t
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale& b" f/ @4 ^8 F" W$ s4 u# `
. u: s0 g0 ^ w! V( DOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
! [# D, r$ D0 }1 ] g" N& }2 zsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,( H; g2 e- W/ _5 ?: E8 A5 M2 a3 P
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never# v& x8 K% l q1 ?3 ?0 @
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't3 H9 S1 z, Z+ I, U
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
- [2 P$ G( b" T# O& M* Vall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
* K/ }( x- ]! f) L0 zsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had' v( M- k0 ^+ y( j0 A" j
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
9 G# _4 I, @% O# Y; t. x/ c3 F5 a. Gsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!$ _- v6 h" d) `' u, {. |) {, |
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