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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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( C9 o& o/ C3 V$ WOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl1 j2 n, @2 y, u: ]
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,' u( e+ ?' o7 ^, ^
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never c" b2 k# A6 ]
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
3 g2 D, F- V" k$ z1 Pget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had/ H5 a7 g0 y$ \4 r/ K( n9 [* f+ G
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
7 n5 E( d6 c) Y, }( z$ Ksports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had R: e5 a7 _3 p, X. f, N0 a1 ~8 K
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
- m6 ^/ p* ~5 X4 f, r) B' Ksweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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- k; g3 H$ o) n2 c3 j6 P- |Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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