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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 8 A0 s& p8 {6 G7 S' ?1 g1 T2 m
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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3 X3 h( L- `3 P/ nOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
8 ~8 D0 e" n9 V. ^) l: {2 ]5 Z: H0 Bsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,5 r, q Z2 W7 D! C2 u6 W
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
0 J, A p: x1 f# ~3 ]) T" O8 @1 bhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
H2 v( x! g, Jget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had% u7 ^3 q" C9 n3 W
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
/ o- [. y- H8 P2 Dsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
3 V ?- b* o% w2 Z3 F2 ~high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in" g3 I: x" _ |2 c
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.6 X$ b" W% A3 x$ o. A/ E% ]3 v
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!; U" M8 k6 b, { y: H2 m" k9 l
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