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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. " ?! f4 C: Z) r" G
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
* f) `, N( K _7 wsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
; v4 A: S5 I! ^$ M# Q( E, j. Kdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never$ E4 g3 a. T# b7 i
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't, [9 A, G! |$ y. L+ }# o5 J% f
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
' [- t) n* m6 G9 nall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched4 @% |2 F1 C( u9 \) E
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had0 o0 e0 N0 J, \
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
" S" H9 l1 ~7 t; B* s. L* c0 }sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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! g' T+ i. k0 [: L8 ]Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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