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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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1 [( D1 K6 H5 n$ PThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
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' p, R# O" q8 O+ A! p$ Yhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in. ~4 s6 s; n8 K4 b" \% ]4 ~- E9 \
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 ; ]8 k; j+ b1 v8 n6 s8 D8 `. X
Don't quite understand this.
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 . @; }5 Z, ~8 \+ ?! [) h) [8 Q
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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2 A# g0 ~2 X/ ^% D6 R6 X+ w% L- n2 OSo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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- [7 P8 x2 V* q  b. m7 ~Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 2 ~6 B5 J- X1 q% \; Q: j. e
Don't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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6 B- J7 \& c5 h$ F1 P$ E: R0 SI am getting married in this coming September.
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