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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl, A+ h, @( h) c5 K( `; C
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,) R$ T0 e  @7 @
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
; }: s! e5 g1 K9 b+ `: Zall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
! S- I; G, @: u! m8 B5 _" Qsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
, L, w3 _! k: I. vhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in2 \+ ^/ q. E" T; `1 ~
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!% V. h- H& A, x* D
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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 + i% x4 Q7 `. y
Don't quite understand this.
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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. _/ C, ?3 K7 f0 h. }7 e他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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Your understanding is sound and deep.
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 ( ^/ B4 V1 Q/ n9 c- w
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' e  |7 `7 n: qYour understanding is sound and deep.
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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 : y$ e$ y) e5 l" M. T0 ~
Don't quite understand this.
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表   i% B9 M1 E/ U$ N" y3 [

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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I am getting married in this coming September.
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