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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had1 v; K! x" D1 o b, ?# s! d
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched& h% W7 W; U% |* v m( E
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had/ @2 M7 y. S: ^- N! z9 {) N/ y
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in. S6 ], V+ p4 s' I' v: A
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.- A# I. W. g4 L7 X( e7 [- B6 C
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!9 ~, R0 r5 O4 V/ t
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