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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 4 {# \# F. P& [) g6 N2 y, l
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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& |+ W, d* q7 W9 @( cOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl" u( A+ w' ~8 z$ Z1 g
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,) U5 f' O# F8 B8 M: j! T9 I7 y
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never! C9 Q' |% K3 T' x. Y Q
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
3 w4 ?. O8 g' y8 K0 I; K' q2 P ~get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had8 x3 n0 h0 n9 o: Q3 b& C! m
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched5 L$ b# q6 r" z( D, o4 S# P" ~
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
# j& y1 H( J. ?& U+ mhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
9 w% ?1 r2 Z* A& X2 X" Nsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.# V2 Q" w6 w2 i- F( U% C) Z2 i
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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