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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. + U0 q. g% Y5 g3 r. C
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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: |; h+ ` ]" h! ~, ?9 mOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl' M, Z1 z( q! D$ [. Q
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,( d9 J$ f; t7 Y2 e1 h/ d
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never% b. p3 T& b G# P0 v7 o: `
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
; k1 D; U2 k+ v$ N3 j5 |& @get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
2 m0 W. |+ O/ Y0 ^. Call the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched* h j, }' `8 n) M
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
$ F/ R. _. y; M: J7 Hhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in/ l) J9 I2 u# Q' m8 T# i
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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8 ]4 t+ p1 s- ]4 F& vNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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