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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale5 u7 H6 F: M0 C4 z
; ~$ }* u7 L; P. `Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
. ]9 M/ [5 B* C+ Z' Z/ s: s/ Esaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
, P7 P# K9 I, P8 f3 \# `5 jdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never* z7 G9 l9 Q2 ?
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't" v6 m+ K: R. \
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
) V F: O" x9 V. ]7 Aall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
8 h6 T3 N! }. P: i& v5 fsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had& M1 }8 L5 O8 D* X
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in# p7 N) z5 {2 R
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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, A6 t! u. Y/ A p. ?Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!- B% i$ L5 A/ X
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