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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 2 o) M' v9 J: Y$ k8 a
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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/ p; q9 B" E1 ^7 Z- {! X- NOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
, R0 r. a' b/ L' Jsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,$ U6 A* N1 ~ |2 I( s6 }. o
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
& L4 x7 X, E6 N# W" N- |$ jhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
( `# s8 H7 w1 c& dget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
* s" x! t" P4 b+ Qall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
9 ~* M: ^& i$ ]- csports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had1 v1 j: C8 O. z3 O6 }( j: m, m
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in7 r- ? x, o0 O
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!( v! l0 m4 C1 W+ c
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