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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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' C; H+ O) F( A5 V) ] J kThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl8 T! d6 F: d z5 q: X+ z; C8 A5 d
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
) w8 Z) O0 A- c2 K# hget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had8 q+ h" S7 Y+ S
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched9 b/ e+ }: u) w- k, d
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had) d; b5 h( D6 z+ Z# [! y% e
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
6 t& t/ v6 q( ^7 x" z' V/ Wsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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: C! B r7 Q8 A% d. QNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!5 X: z* A$ Y5 D6 C6 E: J2 o
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