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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. - B* a' _5 ]( y+ d. b
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl+ T: s5 {% ~6 \4 q
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,; o: J( _. _5 N8 g: G
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never* z' @1 T0 c, L) F7 ~+ J% x6 h
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't/ N h9 d* ^9 ?4 m R
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
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sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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