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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale, r8 Q2 b0 Q, F" ? E6 M( k5 e5 u
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
8 {1 \$ f! Q1 G5 ]said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
3 v: f5 M! k, g* b. ydancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never5 ] D* N7 e6 u+ u
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't9 _: }. z4 G0 v1 G- Y+ ^% J
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
" _6 a. ^: i% fall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched t; \' I; l9 g2 g& `( l9 o
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had1 b6 ?) c3 P- [/ l, }$ }% p! B
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in- y, n2 T' R- \. N( Q, ?, R
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.4 a+ M# H3 f3 F2 u7 l ]
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!; ^# X9 o% P0 M+ G: m( T
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