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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale @6 j4 G" Y3 M. ~2 K$ N
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl. t$ v8 y3 P! O2 m) A& |$ p
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
- n0 I$ b: |' d, D/ _- y7 aget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
* F# P7 L+ i! M0 B8 ~all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
+ j9 x K1 `/ B5 H1 wsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
1 [0 U$ C9 p1 Ihigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
" g+ F& q0 y! x2 `% Y9 @! A* G+ gsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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