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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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4 o* J8 i5 k% a: KThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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7 I, g, {3 S( XOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
, z5 P, r' [4 l, K$ {, z8 Msaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
, H# Q7 H2 F& X/ }dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never$ P2 a* D7 B$ p' s5 L
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't6 G; F8 S L& w# U" o) W' \& Z" m
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had6 H& c& k! d- u0 t8 U4 a
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
2 }- w* i' U! c" J% Usports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had4 g) T: L4 S8 s/ t. F5 s
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
+ z2 S1 ?2 B! x7 K' xsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.% B/ V/ Y% V6 Q. ^
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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