The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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* T+ ]& P2 `( p# P! XOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
- z: G$ P3 H& `( _. Dget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
+ \5 m8 D- c" u9 Qsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
0 Q" l9 |0 J* T8 nhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
5 X; P; l- J! N6 o1 Y1 E" k7 a9 C  X4 `sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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The End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
4 W0 k2 D( `! f: v4 c: \2 oDon't quite understand this.

+ n6 Y7 b5 O$ ?6 C2 u& q他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

: {5 f# [. {8 ~4 q他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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" Y0 b  I1 y& e, GYour understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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; D% O/ U/ |: ~/ P" r& zSo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.

4 u/ @1 E' H( c. {the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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Your understanding is sound and deep.

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+ B; n1 a7 w; t0 ygood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

7 J7 x1 q- T! R2 gYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

I am getting married in this coming September.