The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

小叶子

The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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2 c5 y3 ~# V! @* \2 J! E& V; qOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
3 {, B5 k3 M- r% Hsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
: f7 F9 H9 L  V. }$ Tdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
1 V5 g, \0 M% G- @* _2 Fhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
. W, ^5 y/ w6 M' R" q1 b; z0 aall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
% ]. {+ q4 m- `7 t& x/ O# Psports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
8 u, W. \" Q. i1 yhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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/ e" }2 f% o, e  k' J6 O' xNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!

The End

没心没肺

Don't quite understand this.

三思

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
Don't quite understand this.

他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

billzhao

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表

' u( d  r1 S- ]% V& `他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

Your understanding is sound and deep.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧，童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起，但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚，没有家庭的羁绊，自己终身吃喝玩乐，故事说，这才是真正的美好童话。

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' Z& I2 }* ^6 k1 `* S8 p1 SSo indeed it is a FAIRY tale.
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the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.

三思

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表


2 G. r0 p; Y$ I+ c+ ?Your understanding is sound and deep.

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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time

OliveOil

原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
) i+ k& B, [1 [0 |Don't quite understand this.

/ d' r% z# a& SYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

没心没肺

原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表

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8 i6 ^' ^. @  nYou are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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8 Q# w0 ]3 x( v4 F( L1 TI am getting married in this coming September.