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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ; r) J; P6 z/ c( a A3 J
' c% Y/ g4 A, r- L; f3 s3 T2 L! yThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
# e S% R% q. P' H; b/ c5 [said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,6 m0 p5 }! E4 G, u1 ^* f, {/ T. r v
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
4 I% x" m: _8 H# yhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
5 ]: C& a' {5 l4 Z0 zget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had0 u; a( V+ }! E6 y& S1 n
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched) A: Q; V$ x8 t( } A
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had9 p! R0 }- N$ o a
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
9 G5 a6 p F& o% g3 v" ysweat pants and was pleasant all the time.0 y" l {/ a0 U5 I* W9 H H4 B
- @* O4 T) b) E( ^" A& `) qNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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