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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 4 D8 J3 Z" B- M+ R
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl# m) i% v% [- k' W5 x% `6 m& V \% o4 w
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,3 b2 I2 _* z, v* Y) y$ r- R6 e% R
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never+ K t$ i& K6 D; @( H
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't) A0 a8 m8 }* P6 i) C9 s2 w
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
% `" B, V; N* C8 p* E( k# Vall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
( h4 i/ W* @1 c9 Q: usports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
9 J% n$ V8 m& H9 ~6 |8 c$ u G1 ihigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in/ J9 k p8 {7 h1 x5 T
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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. B: D5 I, }8 u+ k6 L" _5 V2 iNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!0 m7 E* {# d8 `8 T+ g! M( ~
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