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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. - p6 g: I6 {! a7 i
- K9 y/ P, |' \2 q" R: x: GThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
/ e. m1 d1 w0 m. D7 Esaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
/ [# \/ z- U2 [1 Y, Pdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
3 R* r( {% q; E' @) r; fhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
! C ~; v3 B$ z8 f2 z ~get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
- V( w& N8 z) @4 W a, }- \all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% S. Z" k4 j; d6 t
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
0 p0 `$ b3 J1 b+ dhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
3 a- B3 ^/ ?* N" lsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.5 F( X0 h% v& K& F4 J8 Q
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!. i! X( i9 i, d
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