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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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$ a$ Y# m9 n8 m( [Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl, v+ H% J8 W& w+ X9 x
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,3 S" R$ \' c% V8 D! P. |/ O
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
2 ]" f4 r* {$ h; U4 z9 r( w4 b6 Rhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
5 a2 Y/ C) m- V( p; ?: Xget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had: \! N2 l% ?" e% Y
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched! t! D/ F- _& g- A
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
9 N; E [1 c6 n2 X, nhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
! z6 e9 j8 G" `7 w* dsweat pants and was pleasant all the time., d8 [8 l$ [# e
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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