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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. & I! D, ?. ?) L8 |: F d
0 E8 E6 U# q& V) oThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale6 b3 _4 B3 h- y3 l
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
3 L, R! p" M1 D1 i4 R% f0 Rhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
; F( S4 p/ u; x5 |$ v' sget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had; N3 K0 h9 ^4 |5 a; j
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched( a! N* b3 \& z6 |
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
5 w9 L- @* p) [4 Ohigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
9 g3 B0 |% R, n1 w$ k% {- |+ lsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.4 S, H5 N7 \2 [! I9 Y1 \8 i% r
k" w* w0 P3 u, g% b5 nNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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