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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale U+ C8 s* @* S
; ^& X. l# D) \' S( W* _Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
) V6 @3 ~+ M3 f* F2 _( Fsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,0 z* J" u- ~5 u9 ?& J
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
" L$ m( A0 s0 ^5 lhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
8 g# a+ W6 D! J5 p* t) bget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
5 d8 `9 I& M$ T$ O1 m2 ?$ T. G4 ^all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched- w7 O7 P) b' y: W6 I0 u
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had/ ^/ V1 x9 X$ ~* \3 t
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
. d) ^% q% m- j( h4 b" Ysweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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