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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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h9 j5 `: a' T% n7 r! dThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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5 I% v0 [ ~5 \3 H9 HOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
$ e' W: S; z+ G% `/ Jsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
* R/ B8 E: p% P( Edancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
. Y4 |, W! O& P. Khad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't. j1 R7 L+ x2 K" X$ b
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
& `7 u6 \& `% u4 K/ d& yall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
) g& E5 c Y! N7 [sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
9 f+ A: ^7 O6 b; Y# [( g Vhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
& p% f: V9 d5 [sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!, W% y( e4 Z0 H, n G
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