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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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. W2 f- l' l) kThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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! S2 u3 R9 E1 U0 m9 c& a* tOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
. a4 }5 W' S1 p M. |6 s; ^# Xsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
# _. e5 H* I: J0 A2 }: P0 Idancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
0 N; U7 R* T. L4 hhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't% U% N( V% Z @/ F" a1 t; z( u
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had c7 t0 x+ [2 e5 n, u
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% P+ b# V! w' z1 k# |% X& S% a
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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+ m. `1 g+ k9 D, nNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!, ^* g1 m+ l8 P
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