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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale- m: O" H. Y! a5 q+ m: w
% U$ \3 @+ q0 LOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl8 y+ l0 }8 S! N, ~/ r& C' I1 B4 l" Z
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
# y2 T6 \" H& k9 Edancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
/ H( |, y, A& E1 `/ Nhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't: s' a* u5 \3 i) D: p0 _4 Z9 i
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had- {2 X) }+ o1 V. o7 |
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched) [1 B/ X# V, F' r& @$ S9 f
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had; Z/ S7 f" Z2 V
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in6 c# h! M5 }, U6 h2 E& w* [. E
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.0 K) r8 @4 |, v0 e/ g8 c6 E
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!! v- }$ j) Z, s. S9 L# \
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