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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song ; L. ?, C* h# _
by Sean Morey
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! w; P: a6 [3 l t# ?I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.( m+ n" Z( X5 v' e: U6 A5 b; ]
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
/ c: G( \1 {3 o4 D* M'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".6 ]6 t$ J2 o+ Y
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home." X: c/ }) x: G
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
% O; V! i# `- R0 o5 Q1 QAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
9 r. [9 F/ @& X, f* ^7 b2 _The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
2 h8 I( i3 Z% J( M4 ^7 }0 r9 z'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.# [& T5 b7 u5 [# k
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.( l4 K' R" G1 S
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
& H9 U% _/ j% `) R+ D3 b6 l0 m# M, uAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.0 _$ L: [; L$ j& i" t, T& v, N. _
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.; ?( e; J/ i3 l6 i4 p7 F
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble., I! M7 k3 [* W G4 B( m4 G: X7 _) [
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
9 |+ W0 J' A# i+ p$ ZBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.. G8 D2 M: n' J/ t) B% K
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! , W$ ^7 |- `/ s# A& n4 W
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