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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash: w1 Z7 B M# X( [
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html# S1 h2 R6 p) P/ X. W% Q' a
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The Man Song # O, W. g& K3 s3 \2 J; m8 K4 L4 d
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
9 F! B6 |; b2 c$ vI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. , g S" E+ y, \
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".# j s' U) P7 p+ M, b
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.. V& n: ^3 ^+ V, V0 I# Z. Y
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window." @. `9 x5 {8 n4 t6 O6 @
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.9 F# P% n1 T- l% T
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.6 G0 `" O, w4 F' `( s- o
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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3 w- N3 ?1 ~. d( hAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.8 I7 f* ^1 G1 b. m" v' V
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
7 m& |8 E+ _! s4 n8 u5 L% bAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.: O! V2 |; Z6 r/ j. r
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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" F1 W- u+ U( v: Q+ zAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
9 a( H5 Z* L; k$ P+ gAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
' f' P7 O* ~' E9 }Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.. n8 z0 _3 _2 }
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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