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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.5 Q, {& Q9 h! f* E! ?# \2 E
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
+ G4 }! z4 n9 a'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".5 @9 C! o) q! h+ Z1 V
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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# w. O+ S+ `: l7 H2 v- K0 R7 D2 yWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
4 ~# `# K5 ?3 z3 ]: S- X4 [; YAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.6 ~+ m7 h5 r f/ v$ s
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
7 B/ a; P" g! i4 L9 ^1 \6 D7 c'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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+ T, r5 t4 K9 M8 c y8 G3 DAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
0 s8 `: B. j' I" _# ]3 T/ g'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.) a% u0 l' d8 O" O5 d6 G) ^
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.- T# y; l& W4 r$ g/ H4 K! c3 C
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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$ x# H3 @" b2 m) B; U' T6 RAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
; [, o5 R3 m9 L) T' o1 L, p rAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.. |7 w$ m( N/ a; [5 ^: i
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.: v. @, b6 @# M* a1 ~
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ' e. g! X7 D4 m+ F/ ]; _9 N% z
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