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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash
9 Y; p! c3 T" Thttp://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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( c3 A% j, ]- ?The Man Song 5 B" _2 P. p! P# [6 K. q6 s
by Sean Morey
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, p C" A% }, `! i% e& \1 CI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.8 H r) Z& J5 B, `8 g2 m
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
1 o, @& B: r( s+ ]& Z$ E'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"./ Z- \% H2 {) ]' R) d, o
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.& r, H4 w7 I' P6 B, B' C
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
* i4 e4 s* r8 N. q& kThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
, w9 o6 s8 Y6 }/ v# W'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
7 s: ] h: e0 M5 M) Q/ j'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
0 Q7 P) ~* `2 g( s9 h* iAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
2 q7 D! U- t2 h+ Y1 V5 |( ~I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around./ d, N% e" Z6 E9 \5 y
' x+ o1 \/ y) N, C" |And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
# E7 p7 i+ ?1 B4 [6 lAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
4 \/ f) p2 ?/ m( I9 l& jBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to., ]6 v& R" v' @& W8 \) [6 x# F
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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