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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
9 a8 d9 N) S5 B+ C% mI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
) X7 G, @6 q+ ?' {2 U'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
& O7 J7 q, P0 [* e+ P* j5 `# S6 `I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
' V+ U! o2 U6 L3 j; P jAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
7 F$ C0 e2 G5 G6 u8 [The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.& l% Z$ S: I @9 c$ q
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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' Q8 Y. ]# ?1 h) ~% a) r; a& y; \; cAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.$ F2 g' k5 K1 Q1 A9 P/ ~' w7 K! t
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
( G& ~7 q; [2 M4 R( P vAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.# V2 c+ \2 U0 ]& ?# m+ H
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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& A% x9 w. I: z) Y' v5 {And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
6 O) O9 X# {% I. C0 `2 f( I3 f0 E# J8 CAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.1 J0 a# r4 I3 x0 \6 `+ ?
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.0 |) L5 z- Z% A. |7 I W
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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