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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash- _ e& i8 \4 w3 {; h
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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' R% y9 f8 R8 D% f( e# d1 aI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
( D% {: r9 i. ~/ \. hI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
) N3 c% e3 S) u H2 q'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right"., x, t7 M( a5 ]
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.6 B' n3 O+ W$ m" S9 n/ v
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
; Q6 l: J1 g q: KAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.- G+ J0 F1 F* B
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
" r4 Z0 ~" L$ A: Q0 @- z'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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4 C( s6 U1 v: s& v4 s2 o4 vAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want., M, M/ @; ?+ b3 }3 N1 g4 Q
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.9 g, J/ x# B5 ? b% p; S( [
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.( t; n2 w* C5 y; f4 _$ ^* h
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around., g+ g- O0 U t0 M% T& H$ R
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
. g9 t, s% [0 S; Q7 I0 A% cAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
3 J5 p4 `+ G0 \0 v; z7 v3 I9 fBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
: o$ E3 E0 l8 e1 FBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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