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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash; C; S, X% G; r, g
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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. M. ~6 c3 ~9 V- u2 ]I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
- }; T5 s* r( f, Q4 D" V* MI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 4 y, w2 s8 p+ p& _
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
3 ?0 v3 M4 b; K+ ~I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.% m x |$ R0 x3 G
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.5 `( P6 F/ a, r- \* o% O4 c
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up. S+ L' H% a+ N3 p6 \0 j
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.9 E6 U$ o3 o) w v
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head. ~1 g! y: }+ [( G! ]) V6 N
7 ^ B. W9 p" _2 T% q4 ?And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.4 P$ K; |; M/ ?# p8 A) N
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.5 B3 Q8 n# F& \- u
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. {; Q& Q8 v7 I8 R6 w8 `
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.4 Y9 R, D# ~) c2 E( `" e' Z$ J
2 O! r( k) m- V# {' q- B$ U! LAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
% a% s' Q! T+ ]+ nAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
( I/ u0 N: Y( x1 v G" d" G8 JBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
3 a' T6 l! P* f# u4 T7 s1 c. t- zBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! - Z6 A. a- M: Q8 B4 c! S" V
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