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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash9 w. b9 H$ c: C7 J1 Q
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html' s; x) g! g& m( P/ u
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The Man Song
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/ i. j( u8 p% d5 \I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
9 u% l( @$ q6 {1 O7 P7 Y* E, CI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. $ z( y8 j- Q' X, b% `$ Y$ \+ D7 K8 F3 R
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".: ~0 d$ ]) Q" y' R
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.: D. ]8 a6 Y8 _( o" `/ s( ~
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.( u8 U. Z; y9 a. Y5 C; t4 Z5 L
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
: V v& p b! ^! E- p* K'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.- I1 V: Y/ A: A. P, {; V& _
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
0 u5 Y$ S. ^# V1 VAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.9 A* C r" K; ~2 d
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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' t. T+ {2 _) J" [2 t' DAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
! E) {! y$ z' a {4 s5 vAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
8 s n! k% n- Q9 `% K+ t+ FBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
: t0 N+ u" `: R" JBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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