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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash% \: L+ t7 H' O! f
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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- u- E3 j* C; r1 o& \7 K1 Z7 JThe Man Song
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.: `! f; i/ `# ]7 t% V6 @$ D
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. . B! V5 H2 G" _. B6 e
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
) a5 X% W c4 ?4 Q( JI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.: e. b- r" j1 b: C! R
2 f1 |9 W- J: @( n0 ?; ?9 _What I say goes around here! ... right out the window., }' \3 |8 N O3 d( E1 p
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.* {6 |3 o1 n; u% w& ~& @
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
D+ f% Z; ~1 \6 W& U9 k'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
- U8 ] }, ~, K$ e0 n0 R'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
' R1 y- f0 I! }0 V+ ~. wAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.7 D6 W% x- ^+ _: q1 l. I
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
* Y; S, y7 Z; V6 p- M9 ]' v% CAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.% M4 g& |/ w0 E8 I9 _" ]0 H# v* _' o
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
. E& Z( w) W% D$ e% f/ ^; cBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! ( Y; A: I# I" O2 C
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