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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash/ N5 J, f7 G, A3 a% G" x. t
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song % P$ k( W. C @; N% W
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
! l5 Z9 e/ S3 a+ E/ d% Y5 WI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. + t! ] ]! S# E
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
c* d/ d; G( b( \: \: XI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
+ g8 g7 L$ _7 b. @+ JAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.. D2 b/ ~' s7 D6 x0 f+ K6 k- k* P
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
+ z% N5 e( l1 w# u'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.8 c+ G8 T$ _" ^1 q, Z2 I, {
2 v* k2 n, \/ N5 D R; GAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.( D0 Z+ G1 \- q+ j8 ^5 @
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.6 u+ c. c8 n$ _ x1 X+ ^+ H
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.4 b$ j& N) D# D" J' r3 L
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.! N! n$ X7 f! m& P
' _$ q' i& o: P: y) h. V5 _0 iAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.& S1 O9 c8 z& ?. {* B( E4 Q
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
9 ~# o1 `/ H% c: o, lBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
; w: m" @ R2 YBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! * D: T; S; E( B: c2 [9 a
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