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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash; g# l7 V/ M$ n
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html V) I2 k# t- D
7 J2 V/ f/ Y4 CThe Man Song / x: r% i3 {1 J" u3 K- g7 b
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.3 d$ ~6 F- }2 l) N8 Z
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
3 F' ?( \. l9 m! r1 h'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
6 ~* C0 V" h/ G, ~- j# \$ GI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.2 e. P! n8 w$ x% v3 z# ~
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
$ z% Y3 U6 \2 F- LAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.2 t0 R/ k- x, J2 s
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. ~( O/ T0 S; B/ H' ^0 M4 j; @& M
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.7 ~* c& X' H, x" B* a! J4 ?' F/ a% w( S
9 r3 ]5 R- H, @! E' l7 G6 KAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
' I* G }: i! ]0 f% F# `0 n6 F'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.( J) } G+ i+ R& ^8 l& \+ G9 d
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry./ J. K1 `$ L: W4 L
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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6 i" Q) Y9 X8 c8 s/ nAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
3 _6 S) {7 O# bAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.5 O) w, h1 u% ^8 j* L
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
+ n& G) t. x4 s+ n( L) BBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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