2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
# A- s- E8 H: \$ f3 j, lYou have 2 cows，
9 `, ]! V- Q3 ^3 _4 ^4 I2 ?8 D/ C! SYou give one to your neighbour.

) J3 F. |9 N2 r) o4 P7 CCOMMUNISM**主义
2 V5 @1 @4 }" }* m- aYou have 2 cows，
- e( T+ g( |5 m9 RThe State takes both and gives u some milk.


FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
; w' m, [& x1 G) aThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
+ J' }5 ?# i! ~0 c; s, Q: u$ mYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

5 `) u, P* p# h6 c6 l& zBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
3 f) E- e+ W5 d- TYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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; H$ ]. |2 V2 i6 HTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
- k4 v  R$ U; x* Q$ n8 HYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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