2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
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9 T3 a3 I8 [  @COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
6 r" G! U+ N  b6 n1 ZThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
: m$ Y, _  z1 D9 iYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
! w6 O/ d+ B3 _6 b$ [! p1 `+ j  WThe State takes both and shoots u.

( ^* x" p& b. ]! ZBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
) b* ]' T) s4 N5 |# eThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


6 {' }1 A( _3 ETRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
1 y  _3 ]5 k$ s1 q, v/ xYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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