2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
6 B% w" C" z. eYou give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
, V& W1 i; x& SYou have 2 cows，
& g' O! U, r) ?& z3 F. `- _$ z, F! h# ZThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
9 w* z; @/ p5 {% s5 `" M1 lThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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# t8 s, @; S! W% w! rNAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
( K4 V% z# [$ k. }; [The State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
3 o# u1 {, k" WYou have 2 cows，
8 Y% B) l/ k% c+ m1 |The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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, R0 L* h6 \9 r! {7 R0 `TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
( m' }7 ~" z5 Y5 s" P7 `8 LYou have 2 cows，
5 N2 H( s& L* R0 sYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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