2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
1 W& _. W" w% {! ?& UYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

. X! c: Z/ r  }5 r: hCOMMUNISM**主义
6 c2 E8 d# r) K& m) gYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
( T- b- T6 e0 G$ L) dYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
: U5 R* v- Z0 K7 N: KYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
) K* f% q1 P2 H, }The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
' }& ~" R, Q! b& lYou sell one and buy a bull.
# Q; q: Z9 N! aYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
$ B4 ]6 k# N4 ^8 \3 Y( q/ FYou sell them and retire on the income.

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