2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
  e7 r& l& F+ X* UYou have 2 cows，
3 y7 a/ o$ B) ?+ FYou give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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' m( C- g) j# y$ O) m6 \FASCISM法西斯主义
  D  g; H  m. z3 K. IYou have 2 cows，
7 t* h6 ^" i* v# J( _9 P8 TThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
1 r- m" c$ |5 E8 Y: B& ?' gYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
& ~! K0 O/ o0 n1 W8 G# ZYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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8 v9 G. F% b: @. Y0 w) fTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
/ ^0 T1 \& v2 m& g* u$ z* g2 SYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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