2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
5 P5 L  X+ P* \& c  P3 o- P7 T+ DYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

1 @2 G% W/ T- XCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
6 N2 Z/ f; Q; _4 N  Q8 V2 EThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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0 J! j8 a& `! ?$ RFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
1 X* I' I$ l6 j: ?% KThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
! j  n9 f+ ^" V9 |, AYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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* s( u" G' M0 WTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
" W; c, j3 t" ]$ j+ pYou have 2 cows，
' v7 S2 B7 ^' ]1 d4 [You sell one and buy a bull.
6 z2 G5 ~2 G: s7 e9 M; m0 ?Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
$ x8 H& x  L# ^2 G4 A( sYou sell them and retire on the income.

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