2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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You have 2 cows，
. D6 x( B, ~  O* n9 Y, DThe State takes both and gives u some milk.

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FASCISM法西斯主义
6 B& \: f9 H+ o5 r7 Y2 \7 yYou have 2 cows，
. P; `$ p6 Y' o& ]  u8 ]2 vThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
$ ?" n! ]4 ?, s. }) V5 b& H0 NThe State takes both and shoots u.
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' N$ X% v8 D( W; w& [) E% s2 oBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
+ }. v# f9 _9 T  U! o0 ~0 X0 mYou have 2 cows，
. S( I' m6 Q* a& iThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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0 i$ @2 y; Z, g# NTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
/ k  `0 A1 n( h; D7 ]You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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