2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
/ g, [* I# `- H/ F7 pYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

) ]) y. C* \4 X+ B3 V! ~0 ?COMMUNISM**主义
6 w# [; y- `# g& {( N% iYou have 2 cows，
2 r. z% F8 E, e" k7 ?The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
& o' ?7 ]: y4 ~5 |( j+ zYou have 2 cows，
* o+ N: G7 x( ?( K9 @9 EThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

( g- F9 N, r9 q( I2 R7 |NAZISM纳粹主义
& x$ l0 o7 x# ^# v5 d  vYou have 2 cows，
( D6 N, ]0 G* c5 |6 w0 w; B3 WThe State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
/ z; Z4 r& D2 vYou have 2 cows，
5 ]# u; {5 N  v0 r7 _The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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  D) b7 w, B1 f& i0 ~& t) VTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
5 a' F- Y8 P8 e7 QYou sell one and buy a bull.
/ d9 J* d$ O0 A* QYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
% ?( f4 c! U) _0 O0 J# L# fYou sell them and retire on the income.

4 j" r3 u; e+ o+ O# r9 Q& g4 }* u下面还有好多好多呢