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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :# D3 { a: z- o3 K) f
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,7 b* f; e' B+ c, ^8 h7 C
Harold is his name.( q7 Q. G: N& u4 B
Amen."7 Y- {9 K9 } ]
' _1 Y1 G1 ^+ \/ XA little boy was overheard praying:
% x! w8 J- }& V9 w: r, U6 J8 W& m"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,# N# ~% k( o# _* |7 `" @" @
don't worry about it.6 ]0 x. ^' w, w, s: g
I'm having a real good time like I am."2 s- v! S" O/ [. G1 _
4 M- _) \. b* Z9 |8 v# qAfter the christening of his baby brother y+ B8 r/ E4 `2 ~/ X& Z
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home% C p& ]+ i' V
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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) n0 \( W/ B; C3 a* c3 @% Q6 _boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted1 g$ F1 `% A* k4 D" U
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
+ \3 U J d- W7 N( \& Oto stay with you guys."
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% q, A0 [' T; {1 D0 s) sOne particular four-year-old prayed, D3 A2 Y2 H$ N' E$ z
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
: N; N4 _* j' `" M# ]6 Ewe forgive those who put trash in our
: x) i/ r( E& ]9 z7 `2 K1 xbaskets."6 h: I- ~; V) B& A% L
6 |* s( s/ R# VA Sunday school teacher asked her
) _) x, N2 C- e; {children as they were on the way to
1 |2 {" m# Q, { Q4 y7 @1 \$ rChurch service, "and why is it necessary
, q0 v1 K% ?0 |8 L+ vto be quiet in Church?"
6 R; v D' F& I7 x, `One bright little girl replied,' @) S; @9 c7 b1 E4 l. m6 I m
"Because people are sleeping."
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/ g/ }% ]" C6 l3 `5 dA mother was preparing pancakes for
0 l) Y) [$ W( R2 }1 Z5 T/ Qher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
# {5 a8 z" O3 p$ gThe boys began to argue over who would' T( [# l7 O7 d' q6 S8 Z- H1 A
get the first pancake.
" _. i: r+ Y2 S. M4 y$ DTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
' z" T. ]8 Y0 r3 Imoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He8 ?9 H, |1 u) O% T0 ~& ?" n
would say, 'Let my brother have the
( e6 f+ ?' _ J: ^first pancake, I can wait' ."# O4 f. ]. s/ K4 w
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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A father was at the beach with his children- N" @' ~- G. m- x5 G: k. C" _
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,7 b' X5 B0 e) }
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore" w8 R+ \- B a# Y9 D
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
8 S# I- B& O" X# P% u"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
' W$ o# E( s9 T6 N+ P"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
0 o; z) l5 s' IThe boy thought a moment and then said,+ F- P ^7 s8 L3 l7 Y4 {1 q9 g& X/ {
"Did God throw him back down?"4 x* T' V8 K: t
2 _# ~# ^. F/ J! A8 X4 A: N7 l2 b6 uA wife invited some people to dinner.
& N3 D1 ]% k2 |3 wAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old4 v; f6 K5 C) g) r2 W; l- x* B9 z
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the2 `9 T! ~+ R* w# t
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The- L7 \; y; H3 I i9 Z
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."2 w' y5 _+ Q! U# a* b
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
; ?3 F7 ^2 A7 Q& I4 P: g- nand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these. x- c) T6 R% @0 T. T
people to dinner?"7 J5 S9 r O( ~# @: H9 u$ o
0 Y% T: l/ j z0 b3 mCheers!!!. N+ z# q8 K: D8 I# G4 ]! R
4 J& w3 S/ ^6 F4 c0 K r$ yPeace, love and happines! |
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