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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
- B. |1 s9 W' o8 `( @2 y+ b% A( i"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
7 W7 ]  ]0 o0 t* ^7 }Harold is his name.
- k$ o3 v5 G& ?- p) G3 Y) RAmen."
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$ M8 O9 _6 P, `7 w8 N" HA little boy was overheard praying:: l1 h: d1 t/ V4 [% B
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,2 q$ |5 S' i9 D4 c" j
don't worry about it.
& S! A) G$ c- wI'm having a real good time like I am."6 E1 W  O9 S. h0 c$ Z5 h: S
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After the christening of his baby brother$ O2 t  g1 x- E1 |
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the1 }7 O. U! r) N0 L+ b2 F
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
; t) ]+ ^+ ^5 |7 Gus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
1 ?$ y2 h4 A* z  |: _6 U/ U0 Tto stay with you guys."3 X4 K* ?0 L- r3 }( G0 [+ }

0 P/ W" b- ~& ~. `; r/ M7 i1 E0 f8 ^One particular four-year-old prayed,& p; ^# }+ w5 t% B, x- ^. B
"And forgive us our trash baskets as6 \' L' `$ ~: H% ~# ^$ f
we forgive those who put trash in our5 u% ^# e- |5 t5 U! s
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her. ~* f8 }: w6 a
children as they were on the way to
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2 m3 a1 ?# U. x5 m& D7 Wto be quiet in Church?"
& f3 `" I  f0 M, R! hOne bright little girl replied,' t$ D+ c/ Q' w" t3 J
"Because people are sleeping."4 I8 N- f8 W9 J  r1 I( M
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
! P- M6 E8 D; u5 ^- R7 _her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
# ?0 m$ w/ c) NThe boys began to argue over who would
+ _# ~; x8 K6 B, k$ n& `# N+ w# s% rget the first pancake.
7 K9 e. }, z6 o* p( L' n, H; MTheir mother saw the opportunity for a$ H# V3 h- n9 O& m! \2 g8 W
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
3 v' m6 \4 h2 F4 c# W+ Zwould say, 'Let my brother have the
$ P+ ?$ ], Q) C- y9 O+ l/ Hfirst pancake, I can wait' ."( S( Z& F2 m2 ]- ~5 b
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
3 F1 E6 ~, X6 |. D0 G% A0 xsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"& K: q) _- ?  {! ^8 k8 f* }

: V" Z1 e9 `0 a- ~4 wA father was at the beach with his children6 C1 }: |- o: G5 b! ?
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
0 t+ k" y8 G5 m0 fgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, l1 H! Q, J  t" k) J
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
- Q' K; l2 c/ P: k2 o"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
: q2 Q7 V; \, f5 H3 y  k3 k"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.8 X1 ^, Z4 Q/ l' w( t
The boy thought a moment and then said,
& r, a4 ~1 t1 |2 K/ x"Did God throw him back down?"6 R  S( _! E% z& o

' Y8 _" r; T" N1 p: f+ m# wA wife invited some people to dinner.
" P+ |4 ?7 O5 H' w- [3 E+ s: c0 N2 ~At the table, she turned to their six-year-old# O6 m( h/ t5 ]0 u# z$ p
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the$ A7 w$ Q% z& X& ~
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
" q1 x( i- o5 `0 c! ]girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."4 D7 d3 x4 I9 I1 u/ K( g$ P
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
: U9 A$ T. g. M% r1 H- I3 kand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these! s- x0 n& ]4 Z% b% i  d- S/ b
people to dinner?"
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 5 b; _6 L8 H& V; e- q0 M) p
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

( u, [, o: }; p' O/ Q8 o8 Eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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/ @! g6 s" M4 a6 e0 h1 h: ]Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.5 B  h) \" }* c* T8 g5 v) j  `
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) q+ B$ q; l0 ]- |2 z1 W6 UMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" + i3 g$ u2 y- t+ d
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 9 v+ X" O( s- ^. O: B

5 u6 ]7 K- F: _8 w) T3 u! k3 maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: . g( S2 t+ L4 d2 s- M2 D) k6 w; |

4 j" ^" P( v0 M: q8 q7 t5 y9 _: _Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.# A! j" v0 {6 \+ f! M6 K) G. c
"Don't be selfish!" I said.$ [+ U& u/ g2 u& k6 w' Z
My boy's eyes turned ...
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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 + T0 J+ _; w$ g0 c/ x9 Z3 b3 b

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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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, {- p6 g, c1 U5 r6 bRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.5 i9 T& ~  n( l
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
( J& Y* u( }, [' ~* ~My boy's eyes turned ...
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& F# i" e& d# w  p: vAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 : E. Z3 B  b5 b6 {

' _, j1 Y) L! ?; b' zaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: & k9 F5 A  p+ V  A

& H) k" }4 ?  C8 Z1 qRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.: J4 B1 y* [7 L+ j2 t" `( U
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 {$ `2 z6 u7 HMy boy's eyes turned ...

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& g/ {6 \4 ?" D" d) f1 b+ ^Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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