可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
3 x4 W6 I2 G) S; H6 N: e( B8 e"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
$ j. V; R' }$ @! gAmen."

6 d7 F+ L% r. X, {$ }6 E" aA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
$ s$ r2 t' l" n  {8 w2 din church, Jason sobbed all the way home
" y) {2 \0 f7 A6 P# I0 r2 F" F* Iin the back seat of the car. His father asked
5 D; P. _0 N# {, j9 Ahim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
) m5 O. G9 H  W# gboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
/ w, E8 A$ S2 s, }to stay with you guys."
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1 Q8 b$ Q. O6 u+ M4 S) o. NOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
0 @! B) A" Y) {; G6 f6 dwe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
/ r2 Y/ F" N/ \Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
6 J3 C' Y6 w4 r* t3 Q+ t3 POne bright little girl replied,
$ J# [8 Y0 V+ [! s. |8 |"Because people are sleeping."

! X5 H' @2 {' s. \# g2 wA mother was preparing pancakes for
7 @4 j3 Z2 |* ]& Uher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
$ ~# U% Y, R' e. P* c+ ffirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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2 Z# b/ q, H. p1 pA father was at the beach with his children
8 _$ U# c* L. V' u5 V* L7 `when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
" v- e8 ]# X3 T3 m/ J) z5 h7 ]8 vwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
& ~$ z7 S0 j8 U"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
/ H* x4 I9 q: `"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
3 ]' o( h" ]: AThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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0 D% r* S# ~3 A8 _A wife invited some people to dinner.
8 ~0 S8 \: f* h( }* z. r9 DAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
& ^2 ?: {3 j" s% V4 ]: h; a* P8 Cgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
, B% _" z" s) K+ Q, {" U* band said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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8 E; v# B' m& h2 BPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
! _) q0 |& K, x$ `Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

$ E, M7 {) T: L! R1 k1 }- `) YRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
3 c8 m: y$ C6 P- P3 n( Z4 K"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ b. i* Y  c$ [+ u% yMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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' M3 X3 @+ G. c% Waha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

' ]( I" V9 e1 I' K- k2 i* \5 o" Z8 saha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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% N$ b) J5 M* y% t0 Q  [' tRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
! D. D/ g5 R- J( }" z' ~. u9 aMy boy's eyes turned ...

7 C* |! G3 K- B1 i$ t7 E2 oAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

8 i( O% a8 g# x$ O3 E/ Caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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9 N, l+ P, Q) N6 ]  m! s' BRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 W3 o7 r& p+ E2 _1 B4 f7 I"Don't be selfish!" I said.
2 W' q0 T' _! C! EMy boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby