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Kids in Church( \2 ?( U9 L3 d9 n
% u6 @3 Q2 D# }3 C2 a5 M/ V2 O& s3-year-old Reese :
2 U8 [8 L: s3 M r: U. j. m"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,4 |* h) W' J- A; N5 A* A1 U2 j4 _
Harold is his name.: d/ j6 F( D0 v* i# g" v( r
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
, t' G4 f, L" U l6 J" F"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
# P0 x, `, i$ O- _3 Edon't worry about it.
$ g1 ?+ o2 p$ ?2 z5 PI'm having a real good time like I am."7 V/ G- ~! W% h/ z4 M- Q
; d3 W3 v k7 F/ l& J3 P- NAfter the christening of his baby brother* ]. {' }1 C- e. s
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home& b0 d5 K( _7 C3 P( Z9 a
in the back seat of the car. His father asked' q/ ]: e8 r7 _( P+ Y
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
$ D+ o) P6 d( Y2 h: T) mboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
6 Y5 I% X& B& `7 Y7 M) J7 Bus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
4 S' Z; {& E9 n0 v, j" dto stay with you guys."% [1 \' e; L1 _% [3 Z
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
8 d# I4 M9 @: r. k }6 c) }" O7 W" H9 O"And forgive us our trash baskets as3 }0 O+ F* X8 f: d& K! ^
we forgive those who put trash in our: h: }" d6 @7 k+ e; R S; Q
baskets.") n R5 K+ _1 t/ b
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
7 V& y5 M, h# |' j e* R0 Ochildren as they were on the way to. ~# M( `' L j4 w0 q8 @* \
Church service, "and why is it necessary' ? `/ y* B0 `8 Z: w0 c% D
to be quiet in Church?"- d5 L& W6 C+ [) l/ Y
One bright little girl replied,: A( o+ L. j; p' ] X& P: j. {
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
; Y0 ]. L1 v, r% N9 J3 z& m* h# Fher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.) n: m: Q1 ]: N; x
The boys began to argue over who would% d9 i2 T- v( {) k" u7 o; G1 [
get the first pancake.* _" e% R1 {1 H5 Y2 W
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
* _6 V3 S) k8 D% bmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
' B' m4 {9 ^' x0 D7 Ewould say, 'Let my brother have the5 i8 ^+ k$ z0 a: U: L. }" o, D) e
first pancake, I can wait' ."
7 H2 b; W. ` W/ V0 ^Kevin turned to his younger brother and
1 r: ^# o4 a2 K, T, C) v5 L( ]said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"6 C) j8 L; _3 E; s; o( q! ]6 t. J7 }& s
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A father was at the beach with his children: i3 I( x: v$ b8 v
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,7 x- X" d, p2 n. @5 s
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
, `$ ?) j0 f* Zwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.: I) ?! X, L7 s5 M0 k* q
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
4 o% w7 i4 w. s3 s"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied." {2 E! B% Z' `: T
The boy thought a moment and then said, q" T5 i& u( h* {
"Did God throw him back down?"6 X! b0 H6 E6 D) |. k
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A wife invited some people to dinner.: q. x$ a3 n q; h9 {- x0 U
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old) I; N7 i2 r: l6 N; c
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
# w% d% V3 s1 Y" x) M! _) X' s3 tblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The9 D L% B% d6 L) }# e! y
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."- n' f! q+ I* I Z0 l
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head! t" N- n4 ?+ l) l
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these/ d \+ r8 X: O. T5 o2 ?0 y
people to dinner?"
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- e( H x; C: {5 U1 h+ a5 F" nCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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