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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
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, j* G4 |/ p5 y) hHarold is his name.
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$ e* ?; l' m4 w; L& e) TA little boy was overheard praying:; F# e& v o( \" s+ Q0 d
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, X% @; q1 O E9 O
don't worry about it.
$ A% H' r B) f. G% B8 l6 FI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother, _! c% l e( F) T- o# Q% ?
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home. Q9 y4 W& M8 ^+ b- o! h C
in the back seat of the car. His father asked: p+ r! J7 c: Y6 E! o( A
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
( u' A& o# Z+ Iboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted% G s5 g; D( `8 u( A; g
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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9 J4 m) m( S% |8 t7 A; S6 qOne particular four-year-old prayed,
" o F, V, i) K" u"And forgive us our trash baskets as% A) E/ @) G, o) q! z6 {
we forgive those who put trash in our
, [$ L& ^# v8 u" ]baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
5 w8 `0 w) f( `( |children as they were on the way to
/ g1 g+ V6 |1 }/ j" ?- _' \1 d; sChurch service, "and why is it necessary
/ }, N# l. Q/ V' E" gto be quiet in Church?"* e9 L9 I/ ^& @9 j/ W8 V- B
One bright little girl replied,2 F$ W; X% k: A: V
"Because people are sleeping."
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s% I ^" S; ^! J2 @A mother was preparing pancakes for& S7 j" L q! Z" r! A+ N* _) U
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.: {$ b+ p! A& P r" X
The boys began to argue over who would2 f- ^$ O5 P8 [1 G5 k% ]
get the first pancake.8 ]/ M1 X1 c/ ~! J/ Q, [0 d. J
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
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would say, 'Let my brother have the/ r" V5 N v0 d% g. ^. ]
first pancake, I can wait' ."3 u, v, }3 _, i# Q
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
& B8 u- |1 I8 I7 J) ], \3 |said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"0 {( ]+ D# z6 {+ p. X$ F
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A father was at the beach with his children& s0 f1 `, H* U% N" J4 Y
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,: g4 b9 ]2 h- M- O: S
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore5 ^) a6 o9 n6 P
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.+ m" h( u7 y$ d% ]5 ?
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.5 @9 F& F) ^' [8 y4 h5 z9 l
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
4 E# P/ R. {( U1 _9 vThe boy thought a moment and then said,
B) s. Y0 X/ t"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.% U% r2 w9 g' W6 B G' i
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old6 d h, c9 c& T J
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
4 D" r0 x0 L0 s+ ?- F8 F$ |blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
) ]/ H) L' w3 k3 wgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."7 X n2 X6 }1 W; j$ Z6 ~" f p
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head% G( h) s0 a& h9 r, Z- L2 Q; Y/ V
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
8 G, J9 w7 A1 i' p/ i7 ~7 C5 Upeople to dinner?"6 k/ R3 l7 A4 l) N0 s
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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