可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

9 K3 ^' @& N! f5 S# ?) {: g3-year-old Reese :
5 ^0 H0 Z& ?( \: d- g5 S6 b* w"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
. ^* s1 L2 H; O' l" N8 yHarold is his name.
( S5 V' f4 U, eAmen."
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  K+ p, C; C2 }2 W7 `/ z0 DA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
% E& Q6 p' s9 O, T' M; bdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
4 C/ N  ^+ X& f* i) |. ~in the back seat of the car. His father asked
7 @# E) ?. q1 y5 d' t( ]him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
) y9 S- y  {* O( I2 R- m  Echildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
/ d: y9 C3 [* \" i  t6 s3 yto be quiet in Church?"
- [# ~$ a: Q: R$ o3 y1 [6 pOne bright little girl replied,
" e& x2 ~" Q" X; [7 x"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
7 @$ A  }: N* k, DThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
; @" U& {2 R! a! oTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
6 E6 b6 @* G7 z) T9 A' U& }$ O, P9 Usaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

+ F! s. O- _2 r6 O% G& w8 C+ EA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
7 ]! @6 a7 Q; ?0 @9 ?8 f; ]where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
2 q2 t- E2 o7 S"Did God throw him back down?"

, }7 S& {2 \2 P+ ^( H8 l6 oA wife invited some people to dinner.
: I. H- ^7 s$ eAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
0 u) P& ]8 g3 J" H4 S0 D: Z$ zdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
, n6 g7 J0 F6 k1 Ngirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

3 ?/ L' x+ m. m  s  b& y0 b  E1 hRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
+ {  ~6 L4 v+ f1 H3 HI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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1 Y5 G0 x- D. V) z  u8 |' \Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 Q- m" L1 J1 bMy boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

3 [- n8 m- D/ u8 W- _aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 p) @, F* l$ o* F2 Z% F"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

) x1 V! r3 F* e  U' q) [Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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# [, b# S" D) M0 B2 U' vRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
5 g) E' |( f/ U8 s/ h; M! UMy boy's eyes turned ...

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6 R/ E+ h% [' \- f* \Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby