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Kids in Church+ ]1 u8 J" N( ` j/ B
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3-year-old Reese :
: J' O5 N2 J4 t$ A0 X- \"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
7 r; T, e4 U2 x: B6 |7 j% K% RHarold is his name.
9 i% ~) H# |7 i" s3 r* y& \Amen."2 ?! |5 R0 D5 w6 s* d. z
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A little boy was overheard praying:
0 i& C! w m, c. X- M# E"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,; J+ }/ t0 |0 ?6 _
don't worry about it.
: u. C; x0 X) d7 QI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
( T e7 F! G' z @, Nin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
) a1 A* P5 l% Q$ H* F$ Yin the back seat of the car. His father asked5 {" o p( Y- L1 N$ A: I: F
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the% g6 q: I1 V: |, z2 s9 D8 L$ L
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted5 G" t! C; K9 c; N2 {
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
" V6 L+ b& M( I$ u8 l" X- b1 Yto stay with you guys."7 Z5 W+ \4 a3 H4 E
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
/ Z! \: O" ~/ r; B4 ]"And forgive us our trash baskets as
/ M1 N8 q! D+ g; w9 E' ]we forgive those who put trash in our( a4 f* n- P# p# [' B) e: Z
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
, _( ?. n( s0 P1 {) Vchildren as they were on the way to
2 s+ T8 ]2 \" ]+ S3 O' Y- ?, iChurch service, "and why is it necessary
2 W% s0 T9 M! t, e: uto be quiet in Church?"
) S0 l) l, W" y* ?/ X# q$ {One bright little girl replied,) l9 H1 s R5 v1 n
"Because people are sleeping."' Y, B$ {! i- R1 X0 @3 K5 G# {
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A mother was preparing pancakes for& O0 B) ^" f% N5 Y4 p' [
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
8 B+ v1 n( s5 s. c% bThe boys began to argue over who would
$ ^9 n* e( w" z* dget the first pancake.- T; [! E3 v/ L& i. G
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
A8 B. t. i9 M3 | mmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He6 z% f3 ^- d- U2 c$ L1 U4 m
would say, 'Let my brother have the5 E( X: k+ |- J. ^
first pancake, I can wait' ."% `/ R) \9 U6 n/ H$ l
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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$ a( A' `5 o2 z0 ]) N! KA father was at the beach with his children- C+ v2 Q7 @# U" E/ D) A
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
- Y" @1 N! y: ~' }) G, Vgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore( ?3 ]7 V) o7 v( W5 m
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.9 c: B$ E1 h* ^+ k( V2 u9 T
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
/ |( E. x! A9 M+ Y/ {"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
* o: r; t) W# Q% P3 W3 G: [2 k; i7 wThe boy thought a moment and then said,7 l2 v; T# y) g5 b: n& [1 B, K# D7 ~
"Did God throw him back down?"; q5 q$ N4 }" ?2 J" t
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A wife invited some people to dinner.8 y2 E5 f& \* R8 A# `) |. l' E
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old) f A7 d# y/ w6 A5 q, _
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
8 N: ` c9 }+ E/ G) G! Iblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
3 X, L# `9 J8 I$ P" F0 d. ~* Fgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
( j$ a3 v( R9 C2 a: s2 E; mThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head) J9 s) R7 k) I- c7 b
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
, T1 h& _+ Z" G' ppeople to dinner?"* f& f* H/ W" l9 ^4 q& S% z
; r6 ~( [! _" i- L" sCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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