可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

: U0 c* R  s) q3-year-old Reese :
. m% ^' J- ?" G5 }4 ^4 I, S"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
# M8 d! K  x1 j! Rdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

6 s, ]( ?# ?% ?6 nAfter the christening of his baby brother
( _+ E' X5 y! e$ `4 K. ein church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
7 R" v$ h% _1 phim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
" l: A) p* J$ ?& b" A! w! n8 @+ \us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
. K% k6 _; X% P. kto stay with you guys."

1 t" S0 y: \! NOne particular four-year-old prayed,
7 u; j: W! m5 T4 C/ P"And forgive us our trash baskets as
  o  T  w+ p+ Z) r5 R; e" ewe forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

" J/ J0 O$ F+ MA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
; l. e. `$ A* eOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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9 V' M8 P* r; e9 H9 n$ TA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
: ~' H! D* }* r, RTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
7 M: _7 q0 ~2 f/ v) ^/ q1 lmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
6 q. {) A. h; ]+ I- I0 ~7 pfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
2 g( ^. L; x: O6 s2 O  g) T8 b' @* CKevin turned to his younger brother and
! L' R) w* k  bsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
2 X6 g3 m! J5 k$ f" p6 l- }when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
2 Q, |6 B7 w, K$ N& xgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
% k) M" C9 m  L! W/ M3 Owhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
% y( g% `; a- k: ^$ L: I3 @The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
$ R% G( u1 h! xThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
5 I; r2 i# d# D- P* s7 `; ?and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

( Z& N- D. Y, Y5 d; r$ rCheers!!!
5 e, P& s: Y- Y2 q# j
Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

; P5 V4 W0 ?- h: h) ^  laha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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3 I* r8 a2 L( b6 U3 N# k8 ~* B- U2 vRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
! j' u; [2 G9 r2 e/ [& P9 @"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) P- |: h9 w5 O0 p( B) BMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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$ l# Y! U* Y# Y% ?" maha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

4 r& K/ g* }' V" h9 _- c4 ERecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ }3 |; e+ Z- u: u6 e0 O"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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5 N' ^$ q4 B1 N8 U% u& j( \- r好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


6 K6 H- t5 v# g* L( V好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
: A. q, @% ]8 L$ N0 F
: m4 Y2 y! j; D: S: f/ lRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& M2 C  t$ H# J6 @' V3 Q"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

1 j0 C0 X3 m+ w; c3 lAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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, ~( V. [8 T4 l" H3 d: |aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby