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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
- B. |1 s9 W' o8 `( @2 y+ b% A( i"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
7 W7 ] ]0 o0 t* ^7 }Harold is his name.
- k$ o3 v5 G& ?- p) G3 Y) RAmen."
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$ M8 O9 _6 P, `7 w8 N" HA little boy was overheard praying:: l1 h: d1 t/ V4 [% B
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,2 q$ |5 S' i9 D4 c" j
don't worry about it.
& S! A) G$ c- wI'm having a real good time like I am."6 E1 W O9 S. h0 c$ Z5 h: S
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After the christening of his baby brother$ O2 t g1 x- E1 |
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the1 }7 O. U! r) N0 L+ b2 F
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
; t) ]+ ^+ ^5 |7 Gus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
1 ?$ y2 h4 A* z |: _6 U/ U0 Tto stay with you guys."3 X4 K* ?0 L- r3 }( G0 [+ }
0 P/ W" b- ~& ~. `; r/ M7 i1 E0 f8 ^One particular four-year-old prayed,& p; ^# }+ w5 t% B, x- ^. B
"And forgive us our trash baskets as6 \' L' `$ ~: H% ~# ^$ f
we forgive those who put trash in our5 u% ^# e- |5 t5 U! s
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her. ~* f8 }: w6 a
children as they were on the way to
d) ]8 R2 { w& \( xChurch service, "and why is it necessary
2 m3 a1 ?# U. x5 m& D7 Wto be quiet in Church?"
& f3 `" I f0 M, R! hOne bright little girl replied,' t$ D+ c/ Q' w" t3 J
"Because people are sleeping."4 I8 N- f8 W9 J r1 I( M
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
! P- M6 E8 D; u5 ^- R7 _her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
# ?0 m$ w/ c) NThe boys began to argue over who would
+ _# ~; x8 K6 B, k$ n& `# N+ w# s% rget the first pancake.
7 K9 e. }, z6 o* p( L' n, H; MTheir mother saw the opportunity for a$ H# V3 h- n9 O& m! \2 g8 W
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
3 v' m6 \4 h2 F4 c# W+ Zwould say, 'Let my brother have the
$ P+ ?$ ], Q) C- y9 O+ l/ Hfirst pancake, I can wait' ."( S( Z& F2 m2 ]- ~5 b
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
3 F1 E6 ~, X6 |. D0 G% A0 xsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"& K: q) _- ? {! ^8 k8 f* }
: V" Z1 e9 `0 a- ~4 wA father was at the beach with his children6 C1 }: |- o: G5 b! ?
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
0 t+ k" y8 G5 m0 fgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, l1 H! Q, J t" k) J
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
- Q' K; l2 c/ P: k2 o"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
: q2 Q7 V; \, f5 H3 y k3 k"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.8 X1 ^, Z4 Q/ l' w( t
The boy thought a moment and then said,
& r, a4 ~1 t1 |2 K/ x"Did God throw him back down?"6 R S( _! E% z& o
' Y8 _" r; T" N1 p: f+ m# wA wife invited some people to dinner.
" P+ |4 ?7 O5 H' w- [3 E+ s: c0 N2 ~At the table, she turned to their six-year-old# O6 m( h/ t5 ]0 u# z$ p
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the$ A7 w$ Q% z& X& ~
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
" q1 x( i- o5 `0 c! ]girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."4 D7 d3 x4 I9 I1 u/ K( g$ P
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
: U9 A$ T. g. M% r1 H- I3 kand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these! s- x0 n& ]4 Z% b% i d- S/ b
people to dinner?"
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1 \, U" B- `' p+ P @+ E0 H- r8 PCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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