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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church' [7 M6 D1 ^1 z' ^3 s+ T

% m/ |8 q2 g$ I2 E1 z- B3-year-old Reese :
1 Z! L5 J9 A# _: _"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,% y/ l6 E, E+ H
Harold is his name.
: x$ ?+ V: k0 X9 `9 b! ~8 fAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:+ l" v+ X2 f5 S
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,1 Q& s4 D, \% J9 e
don't worry about it.* O4 m$ w0 B& M* c& q9 P
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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' @& r; y, K6 G% C$ w. T# b5 _After the christening of his baby brother
9 w8 \' Y. _( f0 b+ ~$ Cin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
* O7 T1 o) C& g1 Pin the back seat of the car. His father asked. W+ O7 s: ~  K- C* K/ n) }/ g
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
/ s2 _& C1 C2 aboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
3 U7 \* p& Q; X9 _' Hus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
# J; Q7 `5 `9 N' jto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
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baskets."- N0 e  E8 n+ O2 n" a& I+ B' k

1 p3 z! ]# t$ X: e& A; m" PA Sunday school teacher asked her' \, j- ~: Y! M$ s
children as they were on the way to
5 F4 }9 N" w* ?! PChurch service, "and why is it necessary
( }1 b+ Q: a9 ~8 f+ Pto be quiet in Church?"
. K1 `0 v9 g4 Q* S0 `) _) IOne bright little girl replied,
0 n+ @9 i8 u" v' H4 E/ S' j"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
4 C' b/ l0 [% [' T% kher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
) r( U# a! A0 i' FThe boys began to argue over who would
- w4 a" J6 R) ?0 q+ E* ]get the first pancake.
* ~: a! `5 S$ A* b; V1 wTheir mother saw the opportunity for a$ y7 j) _) _$ X" W6 G! `# U% f
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He2 i/ _9 N' n. }8 l7 t. u) ~
would say, 'Let my brother have the
/ [$ D. I9 L( I0 M2 jfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
( Z: g5 L( t/ g0 `- r+ d. f" {; xKevin turned to his younger brother and
3 J. _( b) c* C- \6 _" ?said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"0 b/ H. }& b; f3 S: Y* i7 ~# B3 C

7 S7 G* V+ o* F$ U3 r$ d, S5 `; U  MA father was at the beach with his children' _( ~7 Q3 w5 i  x, |
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,( d. I( J" {8 s/ c1 N! x
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
. M6 x6 ~7 ^1 y5 t8 Y/ uwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
+ r. n4 v' M5 q: s"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.4 B! h: r+ x& y% q1 {( V1 Y0 G, j
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
' [6 b3 a  w# |* X( U8 [8 e, ~* n0 OThe boy thought a moment and then said,& Z. D( b% w" C6 _1 h
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
( L6 G& L4 L/ [$ t2 W1 pAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
+ u" f4 H) v& Zdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the- D4 c  e) l# N+ \: W3 Z
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
2 m; B3 |9 T9 Fgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."3 v6 \& ?1 E' U) D  J! a! h' T
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
9 K9 x1 p7 W: k" e' vand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
3 G/ L3 T# A4 ]& v& [people to dinner?"+ e' ]$ }; S3 ^- n3 p; K

/ h  J4 W) @) Q, J; M6 @Cheers!!!
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5 S0 a8 u  G& O% c1 n% ~Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
: T( F7 D0 [: W8 TVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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+ S: F5 Z, E5 k$ B6 ~2 yRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& Q0 b9 V* }3 l7 g' ?, z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
( a- }8 X( s4 c1 \4 WMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
7 h6 _/ i  v% `I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 - @' }/ Z& O" X6 [  H

- F  c! F* D1 X; I6 r* j, p4 {. Aaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 5 |4 s5 U: r% j/ n3 H

9 D, c  ^: a" d. k1 V+ s' dRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.4 |$ a) [( Y3 b( v1 y1 h; U
"Don't be selfish!" I said.% G! K) N: }, O1 W0 k3 x
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 & ^) Z3 G1 d9 J- t1 r1 z0 Q  F. i
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.. j* ]7 f" h7 ~4 f
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- x- o/ ^5 ~3 d& d: rMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 / T& Y2 T+ o5 p4 S$ ~
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 5 }+ D4 G7 u% y5 n
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" Q+ j4 L9 {' S"Don't be selfish!" I said.
. f* z" W( W) f6 F/ f' X1 A; n# YMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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