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Kids in Church4 w0 h) z; _' v/ a x C t5 I
9 D( @+ C* q" J& B9 [3-year-old Reese :
: c3 F8 T2 i8 o"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,# K5 D! \- w o6 N
Harold is his name.
! }2 ?; T* c3 o6 \Amen."
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3 E" w- c: T0 B2 c) A. W6 kA little boy was overheard praying:9 b& U; @4 I V W
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,) W p; O/ z: [' K! {# u% K: X
don't worry about it.7 ^& }" C4 Y# Z+ N/ \( v& ]
I'm having a real good time like I am."" V6 g# _# R) _
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After the christening of his baby brother- h& Y& Y$ K C
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
4 L! L# L9 `% n' Kin the back seat of the car. His father asked* k5 G; P% ]7 C3 j' }* @ k
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
+ w( L: R V r) a8 |$ s; Eboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
7 n6 z( d5 P3 l. K: wus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
b; H9 x8 L R. Q: a) p Xto stay with you guys." O( e$ k6 \* x! x/ ]
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One particular four-year-old prayed,, H+ ~+ z! ]' S: P5 |# ~
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
4 P" G# l% t1 _we forgive those who put trash in our
: H! X5 u& T3 ^8 qbaskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
4 J. M6 R5 [% ~2 [7 P3 I* J `; Kchildren as they were on the way to
' Z# f7 D) y6 R' R/ J" xChurch service, "and why is it necessary
6 \, t. q" N6 K# M o5 Uto be quiet in Church?"
2 a r' f6 s/ T' |5 q# \5 ZOne bright little girl replied,4 a; k1 M" E6 D
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for3 P, Y: r8 [; D! ]! b; D
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.# n. z1 J- h0 a. a" x
The boys began to argue over who would" h3 m6 C/ }5 s! @4 Q$ w9 y
get the first pancake.1 T) x0 q# P* b- w
Their mother saw the opportunity for a, i7 [, W+ q. `3 s: P
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
1 v8 i# u% x+ ? ?) c; V% P" }6 J( a( owould say, 'Let my brother have the
- ^/ c; B+ @3 [* @first pancake, I can wait' ."6 U7 D5 v" g$ y" d
Kevin turned to his younger brother and6 ^3 U1 U+ u3 y) S7 ~
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"6 c& D/ M; b3 U! Z4 ~
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A father was at the beach with his children5 X' u5 |3 X( o% G3 R" D
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
1 R2 |8 v, r7 ^% y: c$ I4 d/ F5 Wgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore4 k( Y& d/ c) J2 o1 \0 A
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
( i) H) W. t$ ^) p$ }( |"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.6 n* j- Q8 N+ l8 O4 j1 y
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.- N V1 @/ U7 q- w7 f; O: W
The boy thought a moment and then said,
$ u% v" _7 Q1 R"Did God throw him back down?"- ]3 w- o, S7 P/ w8 v
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A wife invited some people to dinner.7 N& r7 A, x3 H6 D1 |
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old q1 Z5 P6 y L& Q* f1 h, f
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
% ^1 _! o L2 {" h: kblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
* A6 B: |0 y7 |3 F; ~' \) hgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."0 v( [, k, d \! E; K
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
, E$ e+ K; {; ? N. @and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these5 B9 y r% z3 u+ z+ s; p" V }
people to dinner?"1 l6 _- b* e5 n/ P9 ^' u
' C7 m3 `/ I- O" z: ]# GCheers!!!- }5 o( Z. w* y6 h& M; J: _
G6 s% R' {( M5 D9 IPeace, love and happines! |
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