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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church% g0 I) J3 w7 r8 P9 C3 c5 h

- i5 F& b) i$ P3-year-old Reese :
6 }  r8 n+ E, c% M3 N( O2 U. ~8 W"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,: @/ a* C5 ~5 o( |# q
Harold is his name.
  d; Z2 e- U5 sAmen.") n7 Y  L+ v, y2 v% ?/ n2 R
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A little boy was overheard praying:  U3 U) W7 Q+ f6 X, f* Y
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
7 i; j% G' y9 X8 t# |3 Bdon't worry about it., O# O. H; H% N3 [$ }
I'm having a real good time like I am."% B: P  S- f& n# W7 [) D- w4 H

) e6 X5 X' p; C& u) UAfter the christening of his baby brother2 K, j1 @( R+ V' S) H  D" w
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home/ r# f% S! u  Z$ Y/ C
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
6 L, W6 ]& s0 thim three times what was wrong. Finally, the( S  ?! J+ q6 }1 t6 w
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
3 L" g. l  c$ _us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
3 G! B; Q, x' L; h6 |" V4 kto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,5 Z3 G7 i7 v/ ?* ~) ]& O7 t
"And forgive us our trash baskets as2 U) t' R: O: ]( }# v% ^  B% X
we forgive those who put trash in our  [+ ^- w. a# g; |2 i& U
baskets."8 I# [$ j6 E" \! y/ F
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A Sunday school teacher asked her- X: I0 t; H/ e; F8 t0 j& v5 L: w
children as they were on the way to
% t5 O; a' M0 z( RChurch service, "and why is it necessary/ o, e" T0 D) s/ K7 ?7 s7 z
to be quiet in Church?"/ [1 Z- v1 r% w8 ?8 L
One bright little girl replied,; e  ^1 M, o" Y3 i- _5 J  [
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for$ ~6 B2 E9 H+ Z
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 t1 M: j& `, H5 R7 {# DThe boys began to argue over who would/ w# r0 h0 K4 ]
get the first pancake.5 S- r! m) p5 X1 v
Their mother saw the opportunity for a+ n( s# |! F- H, q! p
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He3 w+ g& j/ Q( v# o3 o. V) Y: i
would say, 'Let my brother have the
- l* N& G# U1 yfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
0 q2 `+ n( z: ^6 bKevin turned to his younger brother and0 z2 A6 `' r$ g5 N
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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" s! z% C3 h& Y3 Z. Y9 B6 E! y: QA father was at the beach with his children
3 e6 ]8 A. k# j+ x' `* v, dwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,1 j$ \, u* ]$ j+ V4 ~/ K1 g1 r! W
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
# x# @' |  V! d6 c3 nwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
4 p8 E, s4 u7 h( Z$ _"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.* v$ I7 y/ j$ r- y
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
; U4 j: |2 C" _$ u# Y; g1 C" FThe boy thought a moment and then said,: D. w2 Y( G, V  i. Q- b
"Did God throw him back down?"6 ~7 o9 J2 w; u- k- `9 y0 b4 \0 l

" w1 P$ v& o4 s4 w6 y! jA wife invited some people to dinner.
  B0 l% o  v, e# o2 \! JAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
; ^$ B# L+ j, j7 hdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
% h1 K8 p" N! ?+ m  F* G6 y: ]blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The, O- q4 ?! X) B5 G9 j* X
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
% ]0 C4 a! G2 ~6 CThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head1 b6 y& W4 X3 g) V& Q7 e
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
. t7 d0 h& |, i5 ]% opeople to dinner?"
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# v% C' Y" s3 k# n7 J6 F' q, vCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
3 \4 i1 J6 Z1 jVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

* d1 ^3 m" d& j& ]" {: yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct." z4 z* A3 e: L" M2 ^1 \
"Don't be selfish!" I said.! X+ ^: l: f$ i! {
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" 7 w, O" j/ `( x: Y# P" T0 }. \
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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- J: L& }7 d. a, g( K% T- v/ O" VRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.! b+ f* L' |1 z
"Don't be selfish!" I said./ ^  j  e1 y. K
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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0 @/ k% q2 b3 a, j. E好好吃

: Z' m1 P* Z- U6 x$ b4 k3 f& u- L, Xha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 9 J  R6 ]1 B! T1 t
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: / M. I5 @# [6 O/ p! {$ `

1 F, G" W! Z) yRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
& y' H* m) x0 r! T"Don't be selfish!" I said.% s8 _4 K( Y" u3 X  V5 m4 k0 ]8 w: j
My boy's eyes turned ...
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2 \9 d  ^+ E6 ]2 zAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 8 @7 [+ F% R- \; j0 r4 ^1 H

" E2 J2 ~1 @7 G" ~3 N3 G3 R5 Jaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 4 \8 E/ |$ B) ]
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.$ Y3 ~9 [$ O. B0 O( [# z
"Don't be selfish!" I said.- N# k0 @+ Q$ u. D" q0 x
My boy's eyes turned ...
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& S; |( m; P1 g* k# {5 J; oThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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