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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.4 z& r" n  F  e5 j+ Z' K
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. % }' m1 C- y2 @% Z1 v  Q' u
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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  C  U1 ?0 X0 ~/ \Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
8 E2 P! x) q# a  N/ Rmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.* I" \/ e5 N8 R3 N% C+ ^" [

! q& ^4 @6 M; ^4 }& u- b8 W. ^Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. 7 ?6 Z3 F. E$ R5 i8 P; _: r

7 {3 `4 E6 I. J) V6 C8 qWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..! g! v/ [7 K$ v

" p  c" ^; T- R& DWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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: w6 O. w7 v4 j$ JRinse conditioner off hair., B, g2 K3 W1 W5 T7 a) B( U5 a
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Shave armpits and  legs.2 x& D8 W* k) t5 \. g
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Turn off shower., \6 R8 Q' f- L; K3 j
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  , b9 B8 }4 f( u" h# [
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  % _4 n7 r6 o- P# t8 I

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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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  l* ~* [  ^' @' U; }2 n7 CTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  * R+ [2 G/ T. i6 O; t: K1 C  f3 v
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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8 E5 r& @- o" E% m+ Z8 q9 Y- mIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  3 S6 \3 u" I; Q. d
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.   p3 ^( ?" K8 d2 _$ h( r4 x5 Q

: p' Y1 i# r/ m* I$ O( kAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  % e1 ?1 V9 H5 g' _& y
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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( d9 ?$ k8 d% C" u* }Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. : E. |0 \3 Z# t# y: m: t

6 O9 U3 b" e$ Q6 ~Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  : A& K; F1 y; x% _; u0 t& p

+ J2 m$ W3 b/ L6 mWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  5 \' d" J& \. B
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  # H) X* A" N. n8 U0 @2 \

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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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9 `) L9 I& H3 PPartially  dry off.' c0 s3 O  S1 y* f6 S

# R8 d7 _. _) g0 HFail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. 8 {. Z' N' g4 L; E* u5 G$ d8 M0 n7 S
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  ( m: L, ^+ }) F1 u" @9 B' ^3 d* c( l
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  5 ?) k) ^2 z8 L; {6 j. z" @; l

0 f; V- y/ J8 P/ N/ Q3 CReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed. " o& j* ^$ M4 Z' ^! h
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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