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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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; Z0 C, O; c$ c2 dLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
8 Q% D9 p) I) h1 Xmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.5 N: \- b- k8 h2 H1 u
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. / a1 |8 N6 A9 \6 D# [  U

8 E' H& w9 p' y5 M/ F5 cWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. : x0 I( F9 ?" l) w- h
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.; [/ @( l2 ?# }/ e! w

9 a8 x1 R4 v6 C2 T! ~7 u& ?& U8 F3 W  {Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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9 n% s2 R1 W+ e/ Z& D; x6 QWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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' h) {: k8 l, K8 pRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.* L' d- X: M* `7 Q/ r
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Turn off shower.
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5 n5 J$ c# S$ c5 l4 vGet out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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+ `8 a& p% M. `0 J2 I- yReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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  }" {: E& V% v- m/ `9 b' kIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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; _3 t6 S7 j) G) s& kTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom." A0 H3 F7 Z, g" x% Q& }9 g7 S

  T, y$ g3 g% v/ M) yIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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9 Y8 O& a7 y1 l" t$ {& mAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  4 s7 U. S1 ?. k# U
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  ' r5 n3 Q$ q% }

6 W) Z; G& T1 F. O* i' QFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. ; q& q) S3 X) b8 J7 h7 g
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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0 Z4 V# a7 W9 f- e! XWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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: g2 U0 ^" O' M5 M" U2 x0 n) bWash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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7 L& v! w& z% z; n/ {+ ]+ GPartially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time. / U" j0 N0 `! c3 Q

5 r( p# s: a: W: b4 jAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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* s" F9 G9 p2 J4 x! r: TLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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2 G1 F& U4 a) \- _4 G  K8 N: AReturn  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed. ' k& o9 @6 y& I0 L% v( d5 J6 m' e

( y7 R8 `( r7 V9 dIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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