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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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( O6 w8 ^* [* T& r* j# R( wTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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! D& e$ Y' X. q3 z8 _) m! G# BIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.: V& k7 H& n- M& ^* T f+ s/ p1 O
! z0 N% M; p! O3 M# E. W& _Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
. K+ b* J* W9 a! g7 H& A$ _' ^make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.1 x3 O2 d& R* _7 j- R
% r: E+ Y7 O) x- n2 i# eGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ' ~8 }- L7 I0 ?9 T% S2 _
" {/ J5 v7 z5 e$ c: p8 B5 S: VWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.$ j m2 W& J+ W+ B
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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, i1 Y: Z' e" f8 r& KWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. $ V i, l" Z0 E! B$ j8 o) U& d8 ?
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.! b, _( c! d; ?2 G
N7 ?( M6 X7 A% G V6 yShave armpits and legs.& Z% }+ x" y* {' V
5 V. P$ {, z6 A, I! F2 l) W: R: pTurn off shower.
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. x, ]9 r0 S3 L, K' e& E ?Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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$ c2 S7 g) }; \" RSpray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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' c- u7 }9 Q1 S- f1 W6 s D) pReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. , ^. R* W* \9 t0 p( W& g
' m6 B/ h: G8 nIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. : R/ j& C8 o) D( Q& i" f
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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~2 z* M2 r" a' q; L0 l. V4 KTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.0 o9 ^% [- v$ C
5 `6 s/ ?1 F' jIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. + R) w/ k- U8 ^' ~) G- U
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. * q" b$ J* C' r& X& f6 b
& f- g8 M& V. |6 uBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 7 F& S2 U5 O P" z2 \, ^2 U
5 d, ~( e! z2 @: s4 R. l" S3 VFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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5 A. A% O# C8 p0 {) oSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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; \' T7 M" V& \# H: ]2 uWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 0 T' @; P9 C/ j6 u8 q( h& K2 Q
9 g) g2 T8 `7 o% Q2 v: pWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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2 h7 {' ]* r" s/ ]/ o8 BRinse off and get out of shower.
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7 w/ B0 Z# K0 b$ a1 q2 SFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. - D ~0 U7 B+ u W) }5 e
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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$ f. ]1 y0 U" |3 z4 h' cThrow wet towel on bed.
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P! m8 j6 f7 D$ B+ r, bIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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