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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 2 q# g. J' E: l. Z: w/ E8 u
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+ e R' i. u( V5 t, i8 dTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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9 g1 I' m( i, B9 IWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 3 g- Z) R0 ~8 Y* U" t$ ] W F" ]9 ~ W3 s
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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9 j; H. a; t' Q0 y& B% tLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 5 x4 g( |2 y4 C
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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0 K5 c: I( ]3 O7 ]0 D0 lGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 8 @! z# L" K' q& F! I) h
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.! _% X1 s3 x0 @
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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* o @8 L- w) g- G- n/ J# EWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. . _, L4 `; _1 l( K) D( O
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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Rinse conditioner off hair.
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) r: z3 S$ u8 T* uShave armpits and legs.
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4 d, |' l2 f1 E+ xTurn off shower.
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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0 y) @' n$ E) v3 `$ [# Y% O2 YSpray mold spots with Tilex. 8 I" ?6 w) o; c
' S1 H. B- b$ ]+ L7 aGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. 5 \ k& W! w7 J, G( I
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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' K( u1 a% y2 W( q4 X' C" r y/ hReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. : e' S. [& H5 Y
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: $ M& [& p6 Z& R B( ^
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.! \9 f/ r' [, g' v
- R' A+ {2 e9 n" p# X+ v9 A' [) T; l' E2 uIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. % I1 _, d: k/ P" U& B+ r7 M
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. ; O6 e+ p$ W* E. Y" U# O2 [
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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# g& q. {- B* T* S- p4 c kGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. , s& R6 E2 l% `; d( Q
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. 4 q+ v& E* R, e# ~
* T: c9 ~& p& D* o3 D. nFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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6 C0 N4 q. K4 \& F- O7 s9 o; GWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 6 l2 N# r1 q) z& m. Y& f6 c1 q
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, e# a. G7 g- b e2 z8 c( j6 QRinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off.
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% B: T- m4 w5 u4 y$ jFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. & Q7 \# G* P7 }# P8 s8 y% [9 D: y
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. ' C* Z q; \) D2 w# f4 _
2 K" W5 D, w3 }Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 5 T/ k0 V7 W' d6 e
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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3 q* d5 d. F- wIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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