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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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8 c- J' h6 @: Y6 ]  bWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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2 [7 R; p: u: d: Z0 L: Z1 jLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
1 |0 |- |4 H  [8 R3 v& Ymake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.# T* `4 g- J' r- W# U# h( e9 z2 l

$ S- r' w4 w/ y1 u8 H, U/ KGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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1 M6 k7 H- p, Y! ~7 e9 jWash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.' z2 Q: @- [6 Z3 s* A$ d

, F: O0 i8 N# L) L& {& v. FCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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  h# l, ~7 k8 M' |( T, vWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. , m. \0 B$ O" g* J) [8 M& N

4 ^3 d* L' v3 O, D, A, l0 KWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair., k' t+ N- J. m+ q

+ I" p: G( {  o0 |& gShave armpits and  legs.
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1 q" d( l, G* s8 VTurn off shower.
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0 _% q/ K0 e7 \% E/ F0 aSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower., C* T9 h8 X3 @' G" g! C! W  ~$ r

8 X; \, z6 V  B2 tSpray mold spots with Tilex. 5 d9 e. w% t4 K1 u

- f2 D; D; Z+ \Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  ( F( F5 x5 k( W! ]4 j, p
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  ' `6 g- j8 U. E7 p( E, T0 t

4 z9 n/ V  `2 [! f: F7 hIf you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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; A5 Z: D5 R0 F/ f' l- S; ?Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  6 C% c. t/ _+ A0 Q
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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/ N/ s+ z. y' x  O/ p- h: Z+ iIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  4 T+ y* D4 d2 o+ Y

3 N2 |6 w0 T4 a, I) ~: q7 S) fLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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4 i) t& g) ~$ y# KAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  4 R$ ~6 d3 x; \+ [* B

- E1 F1 W( ?( b, N7 p# D& yBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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" n0 y5 i4 X9 o: w" l+ b1 ]Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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& ?9 y1 V: S( W  C9 P0 ]! vSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  ( x( H& n2 x+ o" V* e  H( H) ~  c
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  # D( A, {* V5 o& T0 }: K
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Pee.  
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; s7 T, l6 P% Z: X6 y8 L+ @Rinse  off and get out of shower. 6 |- g) h- F1 c
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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$ W1 T: T1 `! l! Q( M/ e+ z+ jAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  ' o( ~: U7 p- y7 l) S  m
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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* k, C% x7 q+ U$ Z( P, N* Z" M: QIf there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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