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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
7 I* v# T7 V/ r+ S0 J) h1 j0 W5 b RPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
( V$ k$ g) v9 q9 o! N! _week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &. `( i" Z( `# e, W* |% ~. W. f( [
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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, a2 t- [0 p8 t% `4 R3 xThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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0 n/ y8 \( B3 P, y" a# W5 fThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?$ Y; k* |( t4 Q& q4 ^& w
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why) i7 ^* x [7 Q G+ V( T
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'5 _/ M) f9 Z7 R5 |1 Y
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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