Never lie to a woman

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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
$ X) ^& G1 W. W6 ~" z% iPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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9 z  a) }: y/ D+ X# ^7 rThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

$ f& b% K7 S6 S& g& d5 J( u1 PThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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* U7 g. I- j3 @* \( F, _  NThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
5 `% O4 X3 Q* c9 a4 Zsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........