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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go. n x' D- w- G* k$ [! }5 e
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.5 v: A2 f, ~4 R4 V {! }
$ K" F/ K' L. @0 [We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that+ S5 J* [' A% _: U, X( w
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a' t8 Z7 f) I o+ O+ Q
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &* U5 T7 `' J- r' J S
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
2 R; {1 r; b. Q1 ^4 Bsilk pajamas.'
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6 u4 T5 G9 R5 c3 X" f* G3 b5 JThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
( N9 |: a; j- a% q& Mexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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q& T; ?, w% U1 G T% ZThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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! f6 C$ o$ Z. T# D+ [ ~He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
6 P2 i' ~9 U: Pdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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