Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
- c# l4 y* X# h; R2 efishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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8 X& Z2 Z8 w+ EWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
" g( x# ^" d- w! p. @Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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  W. N' i1 e! [6 ]. \4 t2 S! FThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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1 }$ |6 W( I- D  d2 UThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

* `) l# H6 k5 G& R$ D. v7 ^" `He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
6 W9 T; ~5 V  A: ^4 ksmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........