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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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# ^- \+ a! v2 @2 EWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that+ s& F5 O/ `9 s" \" \
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a2 j: Q- W6 a V
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &. A* c1 a3 r- C- }% q/ k, U
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.8 Q/ `+ {5 x4 J
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?! W! d4 ]) s5 b, Y8 r. r
1 d! E" U0 o0 E% j8 RHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
7 I: _2 J1 s+ O: J$ Adidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'( f* B. b! V3 ]/ S* Z5 ~
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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