Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
; R! s2 K! u, y4 l* Cfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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. b! |- d, F3 {We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
8 R; \% b$ |+ q% Z( _' t  }Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
1 Y& q. K5 H7 r4 N0 VI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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" W+ y  J5 a. R3 ^The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........