Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
9 c0 i; e6 r9 `7 c% }fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
& @% J1 `8 y* m# H$ O3 b- jsilk pajamas.'
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0 |  m" H- t) k) i. L4 WThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

4 ]# u8 p3 H, S( n( H% ^4 uThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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& _2 W7 C/ o3 r: [/ M( vHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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" h/ S" T7 U9 S+ ~" rThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........