Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
4 D7 a. c/ d3 Mfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

& _3 q. A6 p. D1 ]We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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( L( A- G# d2 H, ?The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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  g3 L/ Y: H0 W2 V3 x: z/ A) qThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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7 h* g! B3 ^4 _* ^4 t+ \He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
2 X- \! W8 }' ~) }didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

1 v8 z* p& d# OCut off his........