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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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, H. c% B" l) x X* ~3 w: |* iWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that$ |( F4 g% w( Q9 z6 T3 }7 t
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
) C2 V3 s9 u7 ?) jweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
4 `9 f0 z2 F/ X! P9 l! ]+ ?4 UI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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& i/ _5 h6 e8 xThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why$ A& y$ P! |' Z3 G& l6 l5 @
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?': G D7 z8 J; e, u; r& S' p
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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