Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
- ?/ H& `" [9 ]. H' zfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

5 [  I  }" p: p/ w0 e3 @We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
) G6 W% ?7 M. A. V1 b" q3 b2 |6 ]- vweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

9 |2 b8 n) G1 s6 C9 @7 gThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

3 i  v! g. J, i5 v7 s6 {The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

3 l# r! I' Y' \0 ?. D3 c' H# d$ vThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


8 N7 `3 I# A; k- MThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........