Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
- h0 [' r$ y+ k. H1 {) vfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
& c! J0 O$ Y+ E% w+ V& [0 S$ Aweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
8 M. d1 t0 F# @( W# X6 Q2 F& mI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

. t1 i; L, S+ X4 Y$ {; B$ f3 YThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

2 g+ e9 D0 p, g: ^. IHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
+ u4 @$ `  g2 @smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

- d3 G, M7 v6 SCut off his........