Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
$ l3 M2 ]: g7 L6 _$ d- S1 O" uPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
: R0 F5 b  y  H; d2 i9 dweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
+ ^: ^, A: Q3 H" Y- u5 z* Usilk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
, y' J6 [/ z4 x% Q; S5 A* Yexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

! v' P" ]; N  U9 `The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


2 f: O# [$ o+ A  _' P3 fThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........