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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that0 \0 C& m" Y& ^: ]& W o A
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
% t @. J. t, }* ^week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &% M# h, M- r+ o6 {+ t0 X/ d4 O" i
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue; r4 Z x: a _) B
silk pajamas.'8 ` Y7 O/ q( f" p# V: F2 {8 |9 Z
* i/ s5 {2 h; J! L. t1 G0 w2 }The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did* [+ _ Q. J# i
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.7 |- |7 @# F% p) l2 q
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?/ N J+ L) u; [; m+ l7 V
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
8 H' {8 m- r8 [6 ~2 j( G+ tdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'# E0 n; K X8 ~3 Z
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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