Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
; o5 B/ U! F  h) ~4 ofishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
/ _1 `! q! J" `% U0 UI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
' X* T& H# [1 Y5 \/ L# `silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

5 M8 }) s* T- s) RThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
. [; r: |- M, Pdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


) A5 h$ o5 @4 U9 n' m1 q/ _5 ^) XThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

  ^6 N3 ~: b4 B( H; |1 YCut off his........