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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue' u; P" t6 L P. U i/ z" Z
silk pajamas.'
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# @! n6 f* s* r& A8 |2 v3 X5 e* vThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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* A! Z5 ?+ e6 S: A/ y$ a) YHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why: {4 ^( u; J O0 {
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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* {% r& S* K- _2 ~- n! YThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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