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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that: L' w( z/ ^7 ~) Y* Y8 u0 r- M$ s( B/ S
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?! R- J5 \! `0 O2 M! O! ^, }6 m
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why4 H L4 J3 \% B& l+ T
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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