Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
* ~! x. C) n, |+ e' o0 rfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

; I4 y8 @* c( {' V% r- h$ E1 W/ b1 |We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
  g0 n, a- |+ ?& C# s8 s: G' cPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

& _5 h2 E! \4 `2 g+ OThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
& \* c- k7 K7 y( hdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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8 I; H/ T# O5 z8 QThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........