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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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1 h3 z8 R0 V, _" D: t/ k5 CWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that% L, s4 j _2 ?9 K; C6 H
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
5 E3 Z* }& u6 Z# k" b, tweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
# @* V! m% {2 u+ N3 U/ z- a! |, gI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
; D$ N$ _! Y9 o' X M3 C$ i9 Ksilk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did$ D1 v+ | j$ E" T" O4 ^9 O5 l
exactly what her husband asked.
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- _/ e# ^; H4 B- V ?The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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9 ~- N0 y! K/ M& Q5 A3 x3 RThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?# j( }! J8 l6 O
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
$ u5 [% [0 V0 k% f0 |8 q# Sdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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' ^& }9 M1 M$ {" L6 FThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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