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Never lie to a woman

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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
3 X; z. V7 M( J7 V3 [% cfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.7 i+ M7 W' p5 ^

  H2 Q: p% R  Q! kWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
, j7 n: {/ U  j0 m" K, l( oPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
9 n8 s- d/ Z  sweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &# `1 S' m2 e1 m/ H2 @
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue7 _  j. n7 L/ g$ c
silk pajamas.'
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& B& F3 p7 j% M' E* z# L3 B: CThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
3 k! X3 _  f' ~exactly what her husband asked.; s# R6 j8 M* o2 w
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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: w+ e7 x0 l; e% q" q* L) jThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?2 h2 l- I$ f" z

7 e6 s% C* R9 ]4 A' WHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
) M! h8 V5 g0 f9 pdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'* W& G- W6 c' i  C
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( H/ ?8 \4 y# _9 n' SThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
I read this one before~
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
3 _" ^& c, Q( j; H7 F. L+ ~. Ysmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

4 K$ m6 w* f* j) o6 o, iCut off his........
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