Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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* c; |9 o1 ], X7 ]# i5 tWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
1 k# L" P& q/ x8 GPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
7 B% I0 _5 H5 N9 J" x  ?week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
, P5 S4 T& A3 W+ Gsilk pajamas.'
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# l" G$ s. U5 s9 ^The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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5 A: t8 U( t6 JHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
$ J) `4 E* B% o9 |' |* ?6 edidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


* N' U2 i% M6 F8 X; O( \The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........