Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
8 C% B( C* V# \" M" kfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
( A1 [6 c! K, w! }1 N  W1 yI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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2 s& C* U! n/ j) }/ lThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

% w4 T9 N3 A% SHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


; j0 n" W" K' O* |7 R; vThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
; O  w6 R9 T$ ]6 p9 D: Msmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........