Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
$ v* P$ w% j/ T1 qPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
8 {( l! x* a" }. K6 }exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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* W  f9 l% S- [+ _% i. @He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
# o/ `0 g! U3 e. P: k% ^didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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- Z' l# O6 v/ CThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
& V+ S' G- a7 |1 ?/ O) xsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........