Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

8 h2 I  e1 V4 N9 {+ _- q* `We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
' F9 [) X4 v! Z" V8 h) |I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

: C0 F, p- h$ t+ ?) \The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
: B: c. Z- N$ Y; m6 H& ?. G- j
, F8 |) b4 E5 `4 D( a5 tThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

0 A! X" Q( A8 x# G2 FHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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: e  x0 y9 C7 S8 @The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
4 `4 i. S' P% ?* |8 {smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........