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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go- C" V6 k# L6 L3 \5 b
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.- w. D8 ~$ f! _* k
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Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
& P8 v* i$ e1 N0 {7 texactly what her husband asked.9 G+ c4 e( z1 t
$ B! U/ X6 _! u# V! V4 Y( nThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.; O: ~/ m9 ?" ]6 n
% J) J% L! y+ }' K" P# ZThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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