Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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. @2 G7 _9 g, p3 zWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
7 k. V2 k$ D+ r4 [  X$ x! hweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

1 M+ z8 O* ^# G) b1 f0 s$ dThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
6 p+ o' g; X5 x4 V$ a( rexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

0 v3 w2 b# |% s1 M0 e! l/ rThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


0 c4 k- O/ I9 @The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
0 O! ~/ ]9 ^. _* r5 y# }& c- {0 esmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........