Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
  E3 V  b, g. p, j6 j" [6 Hfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

" k1 I% R6 P+ Z" g( I6 `We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
9 \" Z. C0 i3 R3 k  O- d/ k# C% Dweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
. a. ^, @" X; T* J  BI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
  C: h7 R/ V$ c- j: k* Gsilk pajamas.'
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) `, t# W9 U5 @" U) eThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
, ?9 b7 m# I' H: Q$ |8 C  Uexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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) x% c6 i: b  ~# S" `He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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- Q- k; H8 Z, w" z' s0 h  }The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
) S' q2 ~+ ~3 ?- H6 E6 rsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........