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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go1 J# f# v" p- R$ t/ _6 {
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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$ ]' U. c  z: ]) E0 _& {We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that" U6 ?5 A0 R) p* T4 N# k0 [
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a% P& e6 q; g  _" @% C
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &. e+ \9 `$ d$ q4 _! h, z9 t% p
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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6 P4 R) d' O, V+ _The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did- B5 H' \& l, `/ L( U# r2 @
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good., g* U" ]6 M& H, J6 W* ^

: v3 Z7 G  a( p2 m. n+ l6 ?The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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  x0 I+ k8 q% I) H2 Z9 T: sHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why: s/ e* S# R, D/ A) I+ {. G
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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) Y. Z( ?% E# x8 j  GThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
I read this one before~
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
( M+ Q! }# [5 Y. \smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

7 P6 b' G% ?! f! k1 n8 K3 d! ^Cut off his........
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