Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
6 G) V* ~; L! j, f  k- l4 Z2 `fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

) l3 S4 \3 _7 F! F* l. \$ a( ?8 C( QWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
0 o/ v# z5 Q4 f2 O  j) u3 esilk pajamas.'
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) s+ u5 J  Y9 L  I" y: OThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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: ]& ?  q8 K: I$ a9 ?1 FThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

: U9 J0 j  }: B6 n+ ?He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
$ X0 k1 x3 |) r8 I+ y2 b, Fdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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  w! E! x, k" @6 DThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
, s0 g4 O7 ?0 J7 `smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........