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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
$ F8 W% l1 d& e. w% k' ` `9 Gfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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: p& k1 p1 ~& q3 E0 T1 RWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
1 H2 i. A# V$ H8 j. o% f |Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a' a/ I# E5 Z: X7 Y9 h
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
, r9 I3 c0 C* c, LI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue+ s6 J k0 A+ s& p/ U7 K
silk pajamas.'( h8 s6 K4 r( ~4 x( S% y1 h; o
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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& T9 I. G/ ^- j2 L1 M* Z+ [# l/ rThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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# e; m. d: z( GThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why$ U4 f& m4 [; Y! a
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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( k. a8 L" i9 z4 n& M# T& FThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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