Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
" }# e8 D# X0 J7 A' w1 Hfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
- h: Y9 i* q( L# y* r- ~+ aI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

8 O) u  S+ T$ `9 N; e, h$ ?The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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& a/ }* L% u( K+ S2 {8 }He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
0 c! z, ]% ?' O0 ?didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

+ B2 b' c) j3 _1 }& qCut off his........