Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
3 r7 w, Q1 c; ]. Qfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

$ W7 a0 f: \" UWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
' V" T9 @+ x& {% }! m4 K, iPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
( r+ s. c+ M; X3 v' Q! h0 x1 |2 ?week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
7 W2 S6 ^" H. Ysilk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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! a1 B% b/ i, YThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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% m; J/ E! I. T- F4 \: N' FThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

$ e& y( ~- ?! sCut off his........