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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that! J' q1 X: n* \3 X3 j& r: T) G6 ^
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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8 M. d1 t0 F# @( W# X6 Q2 F& mI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue3 u4 V; N8 `1 Q1 F( r3 |
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. t1 i; L, S+ X4 Y$ {; B$ f3 YThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did: c$ K* b% u8 D" R: _9 C" @
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?' k/ S: `+ I3 p2 ]( y! P& x7 J+ ]4 @

2 g+ e9 D0 p, g: ^. IHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why' G5 E3 A( Z3 w! s
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
I read this one before~
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
+ u4 @$ `  g2 @smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

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