Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
! t& r, X3 \0 N% D0 Ifishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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7 {! l! |4 n0 m$ t/ E, F: TWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
3 y4 U* {5 G# kweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
  U& m# T% y5 [& rI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

& m0 a8 F' Y: K( V! Q$ g+ X9 o. T1 pThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
( _% b5 t' ?6 d$ i7 U5 J, }exactly what her husband asked.
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& f6 s2 ~* u+ f) t$ I5 O2 Q& MThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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. _9 _- U# B* G" @; |( z/ EHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
+ W- O# r# Z: l' ~2 g+ i! ~- Bdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
4 l& m* s) }! j9 [5 |smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

2 q: n: x/ W/ C3 ^* Y- v& [/ tCut off his........