Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
( I% y) |/ w8 _) F8 {8 r/ mfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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8 p  z6 j) b9 Y" RWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
7 `3 H1 Y0 O1 s/ c7 ~Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
  R" \) I2 B; o0 C& b5 U* A7 `week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
9 T1 O# z/ a; Y* R1 Q& l. Jsilk pajamas.'
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, Y- ^; d$ w. b, k2 s" IThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

6 v$ |" @) E6 p* zThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

) G/ m) x) ^1 f% p9 X1 \The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

4 A# s% c  Z: W* }0 ]$ kHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

) v) {6 g/ X' Z# R( hCut off his........