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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
" q% @9 |1 S! O9 p6 E3 d. u8 tPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a! Y! J1 x1 x9 [/ j' v
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
+ t" r) L* e" y! ` UI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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9 S* n& |( Q, D* t% V* T0 aThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.) f8 E& Z U6 L' x: W
) [$ F' q L6 dThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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! L# x p; j6 t7 E) w m) GHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why) h! m9 Z0 Z) P' O3 }
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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) h1 n2 p% Y; i: n/ G8 j) KThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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