Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

" @9 r+ `& z, n, w1 TWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
4 m$ k" N1 Q: zPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
: f* r/ n6 _, B  dI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

8 O- I( R/ K# Q: X4 s* m/ ]The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

. C  e7 r' i" fThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
" F+ H( O3 j9 P( Mdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
  u! m3 v+ t+ G4 H" r) L' A5 Fsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

: B8 x" D7 T" ]  Q1 e$ [. e7 eCut off his........