Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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3 r7 [" a4 z* M: D" ?We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
. N' ~7 K) v' K8 J7 dPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
; ~# V5 ^3 R8 ZI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
: |) s/ Z  C- m" Isilk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
8 U* U$ {/ i. M' w3 ~, _3 h6 `exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

% i$ V2 y+ ~, ?  H! V6 lHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
7 W. ?6 I' m. ^0 {didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
+ \+ }* J# _- ^5 wsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

0 S* X: u) g+ T9 JCut off his........