Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
2 \1 t! B5 I! ?3 Y6 ~% {) l) }fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
7 I* v# T7 V/ r+ S0 J) h1 j0 W5 b  RPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
( V$ k$ g) v9 q9 o! N! _week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
! ^6 y" e! s. Xsilk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
3 h0 X& e) R) aexactly what her husband asked.
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, a2 t- [0 p8 t% `4 R3 xThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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0 n/ y8 \( B3 P, y" a# W5 fThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

" R( L" s2 T/ D( d# ^Cut off his........