Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
- f: K9 P& j, Mfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

1 R! t2 z2 e& }We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
/ L3 {/ S5 [( I7 GPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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& \. [; y6 j" D1 K8 m% ^The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
9 E/ g7 K4 O* H4 Nexactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

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I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
6 J2 d5 v' [% p; C) `) r& {* jsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........