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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go1 J# f# v" p- R$ t/ _6 {
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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$ ]' U. c z: ]) E0 _& {We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that" U6 ?5 A0 R) p* T4 N# k0 [
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a% P& e6 q; g _" @% C
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &. e+ \9 `$ d$ q4 _! h, z9 t% p
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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6 P4 R) d' O, V+ _The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did- B5 H' \& l, `/ L( U# r2 @
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good., g* U" ]6 M& H, J6 W* ^
: v3 Z7 G a( p2 m. n+ l6 ?The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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x0 I+ k8 q% I) H2 Z9 T: sHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why: s/ e* S# R, D/ A) I+ {. G
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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) Y. Z( ?% E# x8 j GThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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