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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go6 K4 g) K6 ^. c- L# j
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that5 P' d7 C+ U! ]0 y& } [; N n! r1 I
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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" e; D3 J# C) k8 IThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did5 h, j5 b/ h0 H7 J0 E0 P
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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1 \# R2 y) M; x& @The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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# ? O+ a: c: l5 b( ZHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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( U" w; [/ ~$ C% IThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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