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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go6 g& _) w: e& w5 O, m+ |
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.7 x4 z& L0 s' @. r
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that! P8 v; s- J& \- ~
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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_+ ] Y6 n+ {8 K# F; m! `I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue/ X5 M$ Y! o1 K7 d
silk pajamas.'
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, i5 Z- c1 o0 O1 n5 }1 uThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
# E& v* U, b: N. S1 ?8 rexactly what her husband asked.* @7 I1 Q) d( B- X V+ t; p
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.$ n* a# ^# U0 e8 m" ]: I
' b. r0 t+ W# u; N$ qThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?8 i2 i/ {7 m' ]) `4 b
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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