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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
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to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'- L' w2 p, }8 v+ `1 C
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma$ G. z1 ^* K7 A+ u; B# Q( @
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me/ b; [, [8 h( d! |3 M Z, n( E
that you're not holding up your side of things.'$ ` G( Q7 l6 m
+ V* l7 G; v3 K- X: z VMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
7 j2 e% r- D" ^4 U+ M- {' p25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would/ I# T6 S9 l3 c
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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8 ^( r0 F0 B5 {" {Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in* E. f4 }' X; x1 d9 O
a hurry. |
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