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Marriage viewpoint
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day8 k, v1 W5 r3 O8 r3 \
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,* J3 r" U4 E5 H4 y4 L
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got: \0 i% P( M) _9 d
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma2 N& I( }# @7 e8 x/ H9 |4 v9 @
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
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once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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