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Marriage viewpoint * M: A. A2 b5 `/ F; `" b
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
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slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got* w& P( H; }1 C8 Q7 Y. C
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.') N, I3 f# t6 m( x
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma" N( |& j: G( v A0 D, ^7 }
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me
/ @! N! Z6 ?! `that you're not holding up your side of things.'" |4 \. n, v+ |
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot3 m& w6 k& E) u/ |8 P- k; o
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
0 L, w) H' _2 |& c& F: Xonce again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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! R5 j. m$ N; \: N1 b: [6 dAren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in: \. y9 A0 ^' C! ~2 T& j& z
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