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A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!" : ]1 V1 \" [" e5 a5 @8 ~* y
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Then the panda said "Hey! 1 n1 l' f+ M8 r/ P# V
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I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the : Z$ }2 y& B: @% w# [/ _9 c( W
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary
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