A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
0 F+ d: C$ i0 J! t2 r. Q# Tmanager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"

/ s: P- f) C  `7 m0 _- RThen the panda said "Hey!
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/ }1 j/ A5 b  _) D/ k- ~. J# X/ Q& WI'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the

& u3 U3 R" ~/ u/ c% s: X8 f! hmanager got home, he did. The dictionary
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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

3 _! W. s, S3 e; q  v3 O"Eats shoots and leaves"

5 |# G3 F# T! _6 n% Tshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
7 K& u$ U; F- J这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
9 o2 `3 Z9 M. [0 Z2 K3 }: ?+ p. M3 h不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表

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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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' f3 L* n. e8 `, zshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
* |7 [; \/ L9 z5 s. N: Ileaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
$ r% s% e% D  Q1 o" ]7 l0 ?觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

' H% @1 M( K% i; @5 V0 S5 |Right on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
: `2 Q2 g+ K' s# _1 ?. xleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
  r) [( Z' K" B+ Y. P% u% {# T5 a% Q这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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9 u( h9 |  K8 F" r* dhow smart you are!
I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
8 g: e) L5 Q5 N/ p  O5 U6 [4 n* i; a& wGood understanding!
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7 \0 d  k4 C: K7 g5 ~9 A9 V1 u& R: ceats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
3 L; G+ C- \1 @2 g; lold joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

1# 没心没肺

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; h' ^9 x: M- F$ z# ?3 c6 Hsee see

propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

1# 没心没肺


7 g5 p0 Q: z& ]; r7 D$ O4 kwhat's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

1# 没心没肺
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see see