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A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the 9 }* y. b8 {1 h- z: U
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
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Then the panda said "Hey! " P# J. ]# b1 T: }* y1 A3 S5 r
, t4 R% J6 k1 B' l( E4 h3 AI'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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