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A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the ) j( A7 ^& f, o3 e3 S) s2 d" v. { H
windows, then began to leave the deli, the ' j$ }% q/ n* l& |7 o. y- t
manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!" ' O& s7 Q" s3 u, ?! @( m8 F: Y
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8 o( u5 V% g8 r* K# OI'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the ( N3 Z% |1 }3 Q% F% ~/ E8 D2 u1 g; w
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary
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