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A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!" 6 e+ ]* M B' `8 L/ V: O9 s
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Then the panda said "Hey! 0 M' R: `' [; b4 L d7 b8 g- k/ ?
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I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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manager got home, he did. The dictionary , z+ ~% G2 {0 N' ]: H% R! }
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