A Panda joke

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A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
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Then the panda said "Hey!
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I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

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  O" h, P. G- ]& U# T3 q"Eats shoots and leaves"

shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
% h! C# N; T! b  Jleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
, E0 A8 m9 ]/ T! l  @- |这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
' z9 J1 V3 Y8 |9 {: ^7 q+ e9 `9 l  n+ T觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
2 F( D7 ~6 P8 A% A不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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. O: `" H5 Y% S( R. ^"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
4 B' @" S) w2 f/ [5 ^' d0 L1 Lleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

. O3 Z3 {+ O, CRight on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表

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"Eats shoots and leaves"

, i1 b" N6 L8 |+ ^0 T2 eshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
! K' U0 f1 c" x6 Q% J* I9 C7 tleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
" o( d& ]7 \9 [6 V6 n觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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how smart you are!
I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
Good understanding!
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9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
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old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

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kankan

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propeller

绿枫叶

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tina89

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" M4 S+ O. ]2 `9 Q! owhat's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

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chmwl

riny

看看

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