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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" v& k- V# E+ o6 k
% Z8 p7 F7 w: O! D( y0 A3 S& TBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the, X- t5 [8 @" B2 w& l. \
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful; u4 P$ j# D+ [+ G5 v
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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6 L# y3 U) [1 \" b3 yMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
3 J% Q$ b' B5 n3 }1 [* CStephanie and this had only made her more curious.1 u. A- n$ W6 H4 F3 W7 Y+ |
3 x0 _$ Y$ T: `" i# hOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.7 d# u. X5 A! R$ ~2 q
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met0 M1 F- L @- s0 E. s; @
the eye.# J9 `7 x7 K% ]5 ]" |
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be% Q" f6 H" ~4 ]4 F
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since4 r3 T! b* G2 ~8 ~" p) U8 N9 u* H
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
' d! e$ y0 T1 L; Mgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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4 r% ?) C% }2 _- P/ l' rBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be6 U) l2 ?/ k' [4 u( i
sure."! |8 K8 E$ D% F" P
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
0 A ~! D: ^6 t' e" o( d+ [I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and6 C5 X! X6 ^) q& ~
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
( M3 u4 g, @5 Fthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".8 T5 ~6 |* v" r4 e: \
! Q, W" i$ u0 c+ ], U V6 ^* y9 tSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that0 Z: e+ l) _ M$ W/ y
read:" s; J6 J: ^' Z8 l8 b
! H, [( ^8 l1 ]2 `9 U2 ^' ]"Dear Son.........& W# F& A; l+ b6 u/ \1 }& U
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not: s3 w2 v: R/ Q" c
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
6 _6 X- V2 G. n2 B7 ^& N4 T- Pthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
/ l& q' X, D# N4 T: tgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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