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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!+ e1 q8 C; o% S% k) N" V& H
" e6 j/ J3 P! c' \" @/ J9 S0 CBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
4 Z# H8 l" J' Z& g/ X% i! O# pcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
# z9 N. t' T& x2 p& PBrians' roommate Stephanie was./ A0 `0 M8 g2 X8 J4 I9 D; d
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
% Z' _7 o) g5 i; s/ V( M2 |' {Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.. M: X1 D; L8 j! _8 @0 v0 z" X5 M
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' n: d G; `- S; j, q/ C2 m
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met$ r' T- _4 {+ H& j) [3 G6 e; A
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
4 Z7 W# }' o2 R% h( Y, qthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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8 H5 G" G& [5 T; s4 q/ KAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
" W( R7 T$ \8 L7 b, ]your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver2 u, s/ A/ \% h# x% B+ `& n
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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1 K. v5 y" \7 ]Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be% U q7 U/ e' V$ k! _4 N
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4 ^+ @3 F& @) z" v, F+ w8 eHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
/ |4 u. u, q' ?: E! G( EI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and; l% d3 x( X$ q9 R3 m7 C% ]
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
7 L* ]- l! j/ B' S1 l# P# Vthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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4 x8 i) S& k1 VSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son......... j+ u, B+ F. f0 Y( k: _2 O, T
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not k) y3 l4 ?8 Q" T# V
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains$ `2 K4 |+ _, X v5 L
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver. g+ ^1 Y8 z( C7 m$ e1 u2 _
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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