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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!: [5 h0 l1 g( X& T3 m/ ?! _
8 j+ @$ C( e7 {4 C' }1 v4 zBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
4 d# G/ ? H2 g3 Bcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
. Y3 Z- Z8 e) u- eBrians' roommate Stephanie was.( @* ?7 X1 C3 G' k; ?* M
# E+ Y! |& o* ]0 MMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
9 I) `' o+ [( w0 R% S& A2 }Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.8 y! ?0 Q% Y+ d4 f
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
0 n/ M- E# i: u( MHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
& X6 b" Y5 t9 [) m% g2 _& M+ `# rthe eye.
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" O) E3 \5 x d% ?9 ]Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be$ c! H2 U H; y
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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' Y# _/ T0 u" X. c: U4 nAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since: A# Z% j8 M* f3 Q" Y( o2 a
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
4 v0 @8 L, G; S0 G$ Ogravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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$ C+ d' p8 s5 ], k1 }He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
9 r9 S+ g! N9 g! X4 V# ^I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
; H% _& ]( D2 h3 B: O/ I5 CI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains" Y8 b0 D7 A5 U$ F# W, S. x: {
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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" N m/ b, I* RSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that7 d" Z/ ^1 u9 Y+ ?$ Y
read:% a; h2 \# x& v* h# p
5 Z3 p2 N7 `* s. c: x"Dear Son.........& ~* h$ p% x% l6 A* _) b( s e
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not: G& ]) Z9 o ^' S/ n
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
: c" {3 b& ?( H1 u# e# sthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver4 p) I+ I- h. Y& J) K3 L8 {
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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