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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!5 K6 A7 T) E5 d) u) v% M
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the% k% ^$ O( g* O8 {2 i0 ~
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
L# G1 f. o4 N6 HBrians' roommate Stephanie was.+ V$ c( q5 w0 j% g( i
1 A7 n" }8 ]4 |2 y2 C ~6 xMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
2 z5 p7 Q, I3 z5 xStephanie and this had only made her more curious.; }1 U+ M2 q+ @
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
( w0 s& D" y8 }1 j6 ^Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met! _1 f, K) ?& n1 p8 o4 C3 S: D
the eye.# v& G( k, a; E/ Z+ }7 J
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be9 _& j+ F" H. K2 U6 p
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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5 I, r2 O; _" @- l, y1 t/ V! l! |About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
; `1 @# C. [9 f) F- s qyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
( U0 |* k' e& G; W F1 B# F) _gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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- e* U8 s" ?) |2 THe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
7 ?1 ~4 X P) w, Y8 |! JI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and. ]& W o8 S% q4 ~
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains& Z6 P1 G) z- r) b
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".$ E6 r7 x$ Q7 N1 n, ^& n A
* t/ Z8 R0 u0 s: g0 o$ ESeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
1 ~6 \) Y: b8 t7 W, Uread:$ Q/ N% H1 c$ B) O+ e
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"Dear Son.........
# z, m4 O, E8 J: I8 cI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not! V7 J# m1 Z2 E$ T' C5 B# M
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains- B# ?# J6 B# j; N# y \9 W
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
1 W+ Y$ A7 k' d. y5 U9 u1 ggravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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