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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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; T5 n+ b( C8 y" e# Z' D' Z- GBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the/ f( D) o A4 u/ X. D W
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
: |% O4 s1 n; S+ j) L. |7 v2 aBrians' roommate Stephanie was.# y# }# M0 i, b7 U: h( N
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
, {) |4 R* n5 l/ [& S* tStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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) B, U2 y! z* h$ h2 F3 @0 aOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
! K! L0 e) m; pHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met$ j$ |* `1 O. k* t6 E
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/ g, x# g4 c6 m& I& {0 M+ P! V0 PReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
; }( x* U7 a+ ithinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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3 }1 }' g1 c1 x+ y# T% T5 _" FAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since, I* {/ W+ g& z! T4 l! ~
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver6 t# I, m2 V. \' w j" U
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"- r+ U; j! G* n U$ _4 K! m. G+ E
2 p3 h t! V2 z+ u" {Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be4 X( ?* X, f. T7 I3 F2 c2 l
sure."
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" i8 B6 c8 `, s7 j: {% i3 sHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....: m, H8 V, ^) G% O2 v
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and# t, P0 Q3 X$ { v: m
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains5 y+ e' f5 j& E% C/ s
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Y8 _) E" V7 T0 P Q h( }Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that3 L. W; ^+ q& L6 U
read:
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% {8 z2 K4 ]2 ?! C8 M+ |"Dear Son.........5 h U" w* y+ l% y P
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
: d; r" t4 u& u& rsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains8 L1 O" \+ W7 z3 v3 @" _+ G/ X
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
4 f& V# A1 w; E, V2 L+ K6 g. qgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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