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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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9 u" |8 k2 n7 J1 o; \Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and( C+ ~+ c0 ]( H- y
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.1 k; n' l9 S. o/ w1 Z+ E: }
6 j. L5 L# I5 f& POver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) g/ U+ h1 g. Y8 ]. n7 K
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
* B+ A% r8 Q$ Sthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."" Z1 v6 x5 {9 R2 O* N- l( r) [7 j
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since" Z: r7 f* B- G F5 N
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver, R1 ?/ `- }* @" }. a( [3 c- Q
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"; V% u E* U9 T6 U* [ G3 f) r
+ U" t# n: ?) l6 v9 W7 w- S! d) [Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be; h q- z3 T& b2 c! I# V3 w# Z
sure."
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^5 B ~6 d& ~He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
3 j) v4 v- l5 D: W0 bI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and G+ B6 q: k" |7 A/ X% ?
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
3 s5 X. d( Z) I& A$ y: v' B3 \: Bthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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, y# Z% q4 n( iSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
" b0 M) b5 J: EI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
0 \$ \: B! e5 ~) _" Y' Dsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains% s2 w/ Z# X, {9 e) u
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver3 Y1 I# [& T6 P0 d& b0 H- |
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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