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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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; Q4 ^; L0 _& F5 @, ~# kBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
, s; Y$ M$ f+ {/ |course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 z" [5 u3 G# H. ?
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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2 H9 P2 U, N a/ y; L9 [4 M8 KMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
* q. P% k) H/ l- @, p9 I+ U+ UStephanie and this had only made her more curious.- ~% H& Z9 e7 e, p2 C) v
1 [7 d3 C. L" @" b; ^Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
; @. d. F) v, O8 rHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
* A: i$ O; {) O" m% Zthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."* ^' O$ @& N# c9 Q* P* e
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
0 P& ~9 d7 p$ z( g5 pyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
* Q- P w, z4 W" l9 L4 vgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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( a) W5 ]8 t% LBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
( v+ K3 h6 G, t3 YI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
5 O q5 z- U' |, nI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
) @/ x6 M3 n; r& b% l6 r$ uthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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/ Z5 d! z4 F6 C3 W! t' USeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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6 k. Y5 g9 Y+ E& w" D"Dear Son.........0 i8 ~/ r/ z( |! Y+ i* _* d) V
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
& w, K8 o6 C* b a( csaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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