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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the. b% n0 X; o! |' h$ W
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
) @+ p% W9 i: f+ p0 kBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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6 W& m6 L( ?+ c7 I- EMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and0 }# J2 t" K( ?& y Z) S. K+ G7 W
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious. O" `6 _! s% \; Z s# J% I- u
$ O0 {$ ?9 k4 c# h' oOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
) ~( M+ Q0 ?$ NHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be! V# j( s* g/ `, O0 y# m, ~: r
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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+ x, {! p6 T: S# D" m9 E; K" b1 `. wAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since9 h( d7 i/ Q; h: c
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
0 G5 J/ l+ J$ A- m1 bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"0 Z0 H" f0 G& _8 @0 ?- L
3 D' c6 v4 v% ~8 PBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be/ G6 g1 Y s% J0 C. g
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4 `+ C1 L0 l' ^He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....! ~$ ^1 D2 T. w/ C' D6 J& J" H. G
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
4 o, s% t6 J2 F5 `8 y2 ?% II'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains* C. h8 @2 Y) h. T' W- V
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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/ y9 g7 l0 d6 l( I. N+ ISeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
4 P2 k: j. ^' F( C& n2 ZI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
2 _2 i% I$ i- K, nsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains; f: X' W* C. U% i P2 ~
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver3 @$ I! J$ f9 p: _4 ~) d
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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