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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!. f$ }; a- u" Q$ K
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the/ n9 c+ i; ~* Z+ I: Y6 c
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
+ Q& A, D# `6 x! u2 rBrians' roommate Stephanie was., m, g5 K/ N! J. _7 t! {& b8 l" b9 {- G
+ h) [5 F+ z8 I, c9 r7 oMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
& {* W& ?$ M" p6 w7 R0 R7 n- P+ j2 UStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
" Y" x1 A1 w* xHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met' n! L" u8 C+ b/ b( E6 z3 {
the eye.: Y4 Y: R+ e) h! W: a$ h. c8 ` {
# O) l4 _* W# e" B/ i& HReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
0 j2 J/ e0 _! j" Ythinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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' A R4 i8 j r: Z% O" o( BAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since% a1 H& G8 w! i R; L
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
: [% T" K. u ?" N3 ngravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"6 Y% S, j' L- W$ C1 n5 w
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be: f. }, S; z# i0 Z% m) A
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
& `) D, I2 }* MI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and( v7 T2 F7 f8 O4 Z1 U
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
1 x4 P& N# k) |" c+ j" uthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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( E! @4 S- I, K2 d5 T# M4 z8 Z7 SSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that: o8 i$ R0 _- C& C+ e
read:
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"Dear Son.........3 G- V# G- h/ t; s" \6 w- ^& `* c4 J
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not% B2 Y7 B3 r! B; l; r7 X' \4 v
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
. ^3 l8 X& u7 k C/ uthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
2 v3 Q! p! }. s( t: Egravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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