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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 r; S+ A* \0 _3 o
* h: u8 @1 S. `Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the" D4 P6 W4 C E3 K. |7 h3 [2 `. M$ S
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
. o5 y& e! n) C" xBrians' roommate Stephanie was.( x f( r' q, ^$ v! Y. A6 W
; o0 L/ [* R( ]Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and1 c B# \. t6 r/ T/ I
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
1 ^; K! \ I3 A2 s% p( t; F% |! v# Z7 }9 GHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met! }# p4 ?* ^& C9 b# Y/ c( p; r
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be6 @ s8 r; Q+ |- J% j# T) h9 q
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
- ?6 \& }4 x6 |' Wyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
. h) H! Q# ]) [7 ~3 ?0 igravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
3 g# X' B' r% t D3 psure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....: Q) P9 S4 W) K4 y
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and! K4 N( b& R: B% ~. l
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains4 o @: d1 c( m+ p! F2 i
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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& n8 r* r8 E5 }# l- H8 S" ^0 B& i: Q% M"Dear Son.........
/ P |& _9 w* C2 p; z+ gI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
2 \4 y8 W! W" I/ tsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
) G+ k8 p6 Q7 m: R) }( mthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver- D& r _5 u+ l* y
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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