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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
7 ~/ }7 Q; ^6 Xcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful e* Z3 h5 F: G1 l2 `
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.# y1 z) v) Q! C7 S
! P1 A5 s" u# i+ z( h7 pMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and- S0 y7 k7 I+ k
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.; U' ]* v1 e2 c! ~
2 L/ \( c5 D4 Y9 O5 gOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.0 ~9 J2 g' l. r5 @: x
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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! M( y) q9 o+ P& d2 z, Y8 Z( O/ yReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be7 ~! E2 u W! }
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."7 z' b/ `; l9 K
6 g5 @8 q; a. G- L# p2 J5 r# TAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
3 [0 |4 Q$ d( ryour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver$ G2 q" b& u- f+ ^8 @
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?": w8 K, u2 L4 N" \! x1 ~, S
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be: ?/ j$ V0 Y! K
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
/ T& b5 V: c; \: g/ S( uI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
$ q) J" ]0 p" k" _4 C: h4 H" NI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
& f, o: K( D- g4 gthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".- A& ]( \! o/ c. K
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
/ b6 r5 x% \2 _# X3 j" R2 wI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
- e1 n: g8 L! l! Jsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
( n; _& A8 Z2 `) [6 Ithat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver3 b% D' ^9 N; Q
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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