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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'% s: B- u5 }+ i& w
The girl said: NO!'! ~! I) m) N6 \/ T
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,8 X2 J9 Y; G4 Y' `$ ]* C
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
; a" B- L- p2 S* Q7 }Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
4 \& ^4 k$ m& m& P+ QGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
7 |% p; L$ x$ ]: [0 uAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched3 a2 c+ `. P0 n+ \% S
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
% z. @" |/ K3 x) c5 nHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in2 R% h' O7 G( A. D% q
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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