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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'5 ?8 `' V1 ?, O+ K
The girl said: NO!'
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( L! d% f9 h9 sAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
: ^- E3 {7 k# m/ mDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
1 V4 w, l9 F  D1 `- N1 aHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't- E( R6 B  H$ @
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
0 N8 V+ g  T; d* i9 xAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
" @8 l1 f. ?7 s6 qSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
& W6 L9 w4 K  E5 I  fHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in5 `1 b- i9 r" ^1 e$ O; r
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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6 P! E! B5 k& P  OThe End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
0 j( ]4 I& {$ v# KWhat does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
5 ~  f! L& Q- P/ r- y1 b; oHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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9 [* \+ d- ~2 z: q; p: V& E% D+ M$ B Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
4 e6 W- X/ s. F6 JWhat does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny3 m* f+ ?+ R  Q# r3 u6 v
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
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And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
( A; a6 g  ^9 R2 \And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 % c- Q3 q7 K: z$ j* z
What does this story mean?

! @6 u% m) I) J, d4 Xyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
( @: t& h* E4 p. f8 h; d: `you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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: |, c! M+ _# Q' J$ h2 o赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表 9 O2 ]0 n. Y0 V( |6 c/ Y
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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