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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'5 ?8 `' V1 ?, O+ K
The girl said: NO!'
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( L! d% f9 h9 sAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
: ^- E3 {7 k# m/ mDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
1 V4 w, l9 F D1 `- N1 aHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't- E( R6 B H$ @
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
0 N8 V+ g T; d* i9 xAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
" @8 l1 f. ?7 s6 qSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
& W6 L9 w4 K E5 I fHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in5 `1 b- i9 r" ^1 e$ O; r
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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6 P! E! B5 k& P OThe End |
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