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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'' n) U9 t6 ^# V$ E0 b' `) H
The girl said: NO!'8 K+ U9 l: l, }$ O
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
+ E5 u. M3 ^; k$ z: i, nDancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never4 M) N; X. r+ p% M
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
3 D: Q7 h& e+ ?, oGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had5 {+ `; X6 o. O" Y0 x' Y' F# n" i9 H
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched/ T& z0 M. z8 P, O" f3 Z! ?
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
6 ]: p* G( [% f* e7 RHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
5 I9 u& _( P+ Q( L/ u8 N$ WSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.) {' q1 P' s: A+ i
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