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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' `& W7 F5 k! R! j7 G& s& C; H7 Z
The girl said: NO!': {* A: X! ] b+ L2 }5 x9 U6 Z5 C
4 j( a% H/ @5 |+ m _And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,' l% R1 p4 P$ }) g' }7 }
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never+ |! ]# B8 x6 b. P' C
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't7 M7 k& q# Q0 j1 P
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
0 c0 H# e, H$ JAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched2 X- X. z3 u* z4 t5 ~ v8 S
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had- G$ `2 W q4 s. K
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in2 Q, b" X$ b( |, _7 @5 N6 _. u8 I
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.# U% X( Y# }; g4 q5 |2 d7 l
2 h: g/ Y; k8 n9 T5 yThe End |
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