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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
5 U2 p: M& i- d7 f$ ]7 E5 OThe girl said: NO!'$ Y7 ]' e- n5 X) {
/ ? i. F6 I% k. U, ?And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,# t/ @3 u* v3 M/ n; y- M% U0 t
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never" F P7 h3 R* G: ~
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
; c9 T: e$ f* D+ d$ HGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had$ R) ~0 q! j6 V/ a3 s
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched) b3 C: G; R. C6 u8 W& N( {
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had3 j3 J$ F! w: u8 Y
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in, U- S# d- y# g M. Z2 p u
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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