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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'  ?- I+ d8 ~) L" o# S, U
The girl said: NO!'
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! x- a# ]# s* b2 S9 W# Z- g' ~& h. [$ mAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,8 ^, V- ^. w2 p3 E7 i
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never4 [0 z1 L4 X1 v2 Z7 O3 B
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't6 j2 d' A1 Z" o
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
! u. ~8 n/ Y; V! H" n* GAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
- F( T4 C! F0 }9 \0 [8 KSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
* I  ?& j2 O! fHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
5 ?  M' t9 \4 \& a4 I- z7 U1 sSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.( `- P" h% `( c( Z, g9 s# ]! U
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 ) a2 |: ?8 l+ U1 {4 n+ Z
What does this story mean?

3 s; [: ?+ S8 B( E$ n$ @Meaningless.....
鲜花(23) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 . A7 M: A2 p2 I' u& ?5 E0 P7 {
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 1 {4 v/ p- b% W; R
What does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
" A- Z& V" ^' w4 O! G* E"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...) e( _  |$ R/ e6 W& @+ b
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
$ a) l0 I8 J0 x& a4 f$ G0 _And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
0 Z) a0 L6 d: n3 x/ K5 b4 \And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 . H, {  O/ i) v/ ?0 ~  M$ h
What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
: b6 R1 k6 c5 b, I  ayou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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3 d+ B1 f3 v' _2 F赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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老杨的这句英文说的好

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2 m* e' [, v/ F/ ?4 g4 ~( z- ^Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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