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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
_8 T5 T( r) u, X/ jThe girl said: NO!') C: Q" i" {4 N1 s0 i. a
. n* B% @) `0 xAnd the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
* d! D5 b4 k, n( _: P( c- b4 |Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
2 Y8 I* d0 q1 C& ` o& cHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't/ i. H0 H2 K+ I
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
% ?; G/ x' ~% n" `All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched0 m4 q! D( h1 s/ D9 u, |
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
) m$ \" N- W- O. pHigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in2 |$ _- t' v2 [7 d& q; A' y
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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