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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'  `& W7 F5 k! R! j7 G& s& C; H7 Z
The girl said: NO!': {* A: X! ]  b+ L2 }5 x9 U6 Z5 C

4 j( a% H/ @5 |+ m  _And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,' l% R1 p4 P$ }) g' }7 }
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never+ |! ]# B8 x6 b. P' C
Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't7 M7 k& q# Q0 j1 P
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
0 c0 H# e, H$ JAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched2 X- X. z3 u* z4 t5 ~  v8 S
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had- G$ `2 W  q4 s. K
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in2 Q, b" X$ b( |, _7 @5 N6 _. u8 I
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.# U% X( Y# }; g4 q5 |2 d7 l

2 h: g/ Y; k8 n9 T5 yThe End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
( p% u- ~- M# ^0 Z1 }+ e0 U4 t) zWhat does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
. B$ ^; |* `6 f2 _6 Q: pHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 2 T5 q; P: B3 ~) ?/ x
What does this story mean?

8 {/ s$ b) k& y- V/ S( F* C老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
$ t1 ]2 V: p+ Q# M% ["getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
) @* D2 N: r+ E& q6 CAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
, t( d- |/ |0 \/ L( cAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
: C& a  y. r& V% C+ C$ t; RAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 1 O3 {+ [( v( K
What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 $ O# X' g3 `" c! M7 j( [# i+ j' j
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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$ e2 P7 g% V: w老杨的这句英文说的好

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3 V3 S" Y  |6 N/ lWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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