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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'/ R$ G1 C- z: Q2 L5 u# j
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't+ Q, Q- D! h4 Q- b
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
v: ^ J1 Y, i0 \& I: fAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
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High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
+ }3 T: M9 N. B; i3 U5 Y& Y" USweat pants and was pleasant all the time.) a) j) V) u9 V! h: K& \- {
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