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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 e) z, Q- V2 I& ]
Maria: Here it is. $ }5 K% }1 Z& d& a
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / M) k/ @: F; c6 T
Class: Maria.
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! V/ g2 I3 E4 ^( z; gTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
. e: ^. c J4 \7 g: U+ TJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
/ B- y1 b( W' R6 [8 I* ?Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; u: p1 |; B9 q, bTeacher: No, that's wrong
' {0 } G9 E! pGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! V0 P: j# z9 R( w: Q/ d, r/ r- ]$ _
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 h: d2 u A% {; PDonald: H I J K L M N O. 8 K4 O! k* k: l) V2 {7 J
Teacher: What are you talking about? & A3 R" W1 l8 Q: r, S; X
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( N/ ]& J, c- X( L/ h% F/ Q" e
' ^ y3 p% S# _% `2 A4 I$ l+ bTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 t5 F6 {3 n l& ~6 f, @9 v
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 E1 w7 `) Z2 U0 L. n4 M7 IGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. # a8 B; i9 G1 F4 t, `- U! r$ @9 M! X
' l5 S' {# S1 \, k v" K4 tTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " [7 |4 G, d; u" j7 H
Millie: I is...
) V" s! e' p# d* N8 iTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % p4 |$ ~, l" c
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 R. w( W" F, m8 ?9 W& S' T8 ATeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 W* ^& O$ W+ H7 {- y- o2 gLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , [4 r' o5 O2 e+ b' L
6 Y: ^5 Q$ |# Q( F2 aTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 6 }! |6 E# ~5 ~* q k* U" N
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + `* y2 _+ X' @
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ S* A8 P. R6 Z$ r2 ?% B8 BHarold: A teacher ; V" q/ [3 m( H, N
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