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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( Y) N+ C1 C" [7 p) X
Maria: Here it is. " l) t; s5 g5 {* |0 W. v
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 x, k" m+ j2 l- t4 O) O
Class: Maria. & J8 W6 \4 q! m: Y% A" c& [
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% N& C0 U$ Q2 V9 I& ^' AJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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5 R0 B3 V) C' JTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! r9 d: n/ h w P. h2 w
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
' S0 c0 N0 ?# h: g0 M WTeacher: No, that's wrong
7 T: ~4 ?; O4 VGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & g* p' s8 t& M( E+ `: X- F! o9 v4 i
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
/ q7 z& w- d1 H+ y1 A9 @Teacher: What are you talking about?
+ d# Q2 u0 m3 Y% G: X1 H% EDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; m: T7 A' F' \4 L2 `3 T$ X. uTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + q& r2 U! d/ g/ c6 k6 J, L" ]+ ]; H
Winnie: Me! 5 h$ }- k, E! D+ m/ |) \
/ i1 [+ s6 L( NTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 a8 l5 v% q8 B! u7 I- L; r% g
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " p& q' X/ R3 W- C# k1 d& G
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
E9 p- T9 j" X1 O, w1 O. x, J7 ~Millie: I is...
* m8 Z+ J1 v) y5 X) hTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 H& L9 ?# p7 d; Q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 B8 w; y$ w# p* E G2 c/ Y& @
: B- S' R# a1 i5 ]Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 A- _' }) ?6 {, B* HLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 o. g, z9 f( f4 c3 y# W( `6 O( k
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 G& Z8 L* J* u
- h" {3 C; ]8 w. P" ?! P9 m9 {Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + w; H& W0 @ }' L" `' I2 m" N0 B
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) l8 ?4 `3 M% {2 c; l
$ e6 A* @6 x: O$ f4 l& }Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& d3 H. h2 y5 j7 z3 }8 x' H) z4 VHarold: A teacher $ h( y) X+ x" A; J0 m* ^
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