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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 q, X; z% E/ @9 ~# XMaria: Here it is. & i5 _4 L* y! x) K# t
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# R [" y- l4 z3 l$ F/ {Class: Maria.
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8 ?" L# D* k; s; \$ ~Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! l. ?( ?. y9 P, @John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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0 D( _. ?: c+ `3 xTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & O, U2 B+ I/ z9 F2 R. @( s9 F. ~
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: v7 W, n" U0 A3 B& H0 |1 |Teacher: No, that's wrong
& A; m8 S( D. r3 U) rGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 i8 H, J, U) g, ]- k
/ P( S) Q/ r# B/ ]6 t1 f RTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 C! Q% e- o; r/ G
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
3 r3 m. {/ C$ s1 Z+ VTeacher: What are you talking about? ! d6 Q& ]( t7 T
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# w x/ f& X8 c! |, F5 B5 rWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% g! ?" c' w8 k+ G% r# |Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 0 w, d# y5 R* M
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 r7 H0 ?7 d4 v5 c8 p
Millie: I is... 2 ~* f0 Q# n$ `' }+ C0 ]; y( H8 _! X
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 U3 r2 {' A j* y! @8 Q8 { xMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 |) F6 l' x. C6 i
( j( q1 v2 ^- E+ M8 i1 aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) e2 [6 v' m2 S* t6 E3 b" tLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ! M) n1 ^- k1 {4 `$ F. V6 T6 `
. o; T5 V d& n! T$ y0 tTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 p/ E; Y F7 W* m8 j8 X2 T8 e8 D
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # l) z" `8 ?4 w0 D: x* ^
1 ^- A$ S$ V% ?+ h% U+ T5 PTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? I7 o' o- T2 L' Z! a" `
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# J2 o& W4 C: |' [Harold: A teacher
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