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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( N2 d, R$ s1 D7 H* C
Maria: Here it is.
* D1 R* R+ b" O: s1 `" M* WTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 D- \" H7 B4 S, U
Class: Maria. 5 Q: ?, a F+ u' G
' x5 K: A1 X. zTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' v, u. d1 d) _5 b, K0 A
John: You told me to do it without using tables. % P) S' n9 J) ^* O+ Y" L& B8 w' `
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / }, ]) C# {5 q, y: Q/ m/ a3 B
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ l. |" S; i. W3 a5 L, Y A! i9 RTeacher: No, that's wrong
1 }' u+ V3 f6 m5 ~9 a, \Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! Z# Q! p% O& V* ]) g
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 U. t& b: j: PDonald: H I J K L M N O. & j' ^2 H' s9 G4 k F2 t# |4 a
Teacher: What are you talking about? 7 _4 g N+ F7 @$ c! u
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. " N& a5 \4 L, K0 i+ v
Winnie: Me! % O+ m( E8 W; n6 w5 b. R
" h6 D4 ]# b; h; q M6 HTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- b7 H' D& \0 }" q! V/ gGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ! \4 i8 u1 I3 {! D, D8 i
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & v! f+ |- R. `% C p
Millie: I is...
' O. F7 }0 L2 ?, t2 M, `Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ ]7 |. G2 t* L! w6 F( c- H1 ^% K
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , w9 w- G! @ r, B# f q3 |
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 b0 ?( E7 g# U4 |6 k5 k% K! F; CLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. W: ]1 \/ t2 W, w/ X* b
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " e7 ?$ o0 J' V& o* ]: S
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 2 S$ A N/ U" F+ g# f0 X; @
/ m3 S5 O0 p' K! ?' b4 ^Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? - \! ]: @! Y4 c! X9 L) w
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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# c+ L- g# Q2 S! ITeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 K4 Z% [4 j5 O9 k. [. z$ e! J
Harold: A teacher
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