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9 M' i2 Y, F) I( z0 Z4 {Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 4 u8 _& C- A( u. I* j: |4 H
Maria: Here it is.
1 @$ u) a) j9 K* j; CTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 O" w4 F5 h/ v# a4 L+ c: b: SClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 J0 ^6 ~2 @" Q; E |+ Q! GJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. : a- M$ v* |% X
S! a' ?+ y; }. P1 a6 RTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' D+ p. s& {7 y+ M/ n! z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" t( i% L3 l5 o) I( \5 NTeacher: No, that's wrong
) v6 j" j+ c4 w3 y9 iGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( ~1 Z+ [0 p8 `; h* t0 ]
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 U- Y. U* `4 c) I# P" z8 aDonald: H I J K L M N O.
6 j. c$ Y$ U3 R& M8 _: TTeacher: What are you talking about?
5 i/ Y0 b6 k4 u5 |: {9 X4 f gDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" u: G, v$ Y% p* `1 ?2 xWinnie: Me! ) \2 @$ e1 e) H+ g; _6 E l
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- b9 O$ D" b! k( `* lGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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" G4 A+ W. ~/ n r. k& {% ATeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# B' \$ ~& D6 m( {Millie: I is...
8 d6 f6 r1 N; w! V! ~) j7 UTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , O4 e+ O' G8 @( L4 d8 F
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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/ b# @+ y5 G" dTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? a4 \+ ^! R1 l) M6 Q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 j9 L0 F8 k5 a( _* e
1 h3 |* k- m! S( ?& nTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! P8 _6 W% s2 RSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* `* Z' ^1 F$ s6 o# ^: pTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 ^2 s4 [6 e0 ~/ i6 p
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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' w( X. A0 B% c: R7 D1 ]5 X+ BTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 m6 U( s' z& J/ W" N( }9 gHarold: A teacher
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