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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 5 j% t9 B9 H6 P9 C+ g; R! j
Maria: Here it is. & \& ^; h7 v% c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 b; l6 T9 R. W5 uClass: Maria.
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6 r6 n( G* a" s2 Z& v* ], ]Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 E0 _( b) K5 cJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. " }1 ]3 W8 C5 i& N
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 g9 V) @5 [2 h( M2 rGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' |# }5 z$ G- y
Teacher: No, that's wrong + X9 k6 R, r' p% F8 J; J+ r
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, F! L6 L- r. V. pTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* _: j9 K' ?9 `6 t1 f4 {Donald: H I J K L M N O.
2 T5 z/ w: T3 ~- ?5 ?6 n" PTeacher: What are you talking about? s: W+ }5 X$ C2 M) Z; V
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 n$ j& }) L9 B9 U6 x2 \9 I2 o
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # l2 c; d" S ]: e+ a$ _
Winnie: Me!
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9 _0 Z' x( u- B$ e4 [& hTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 h2 ?: L8 p* A5 O; L% W
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + m; b% h4 x3 C5 K
9 {5 r2 T) i4 I+ tTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: N: l+ B+ z+ _9 _Millie: I is... 2 b7 |! |( Y; n5 M
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( X, v b4 D! T3 V& R! HMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 R. L+ q" y K
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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c2 S4 j. m4 K0 f- g; J2 y- [$ n$ kTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ ?) W3 K8 }+ N5 pSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 I+ f3 ~4 G5 s8 b1 e- xClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 g( T, t6 r% d2 [ v6 O$ w% tHarold: A teacher
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