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5 X0 Q8 X% i, Q! ]" gTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 L0 H3 ?: ?7 V6 Q7 D, {. O0 fMaria: Here it is.
( Q( x" G; ]! S( y. G( h9 t3 H) gTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . C1 T7 l% N' p1 ~
Class: Maria. " D9 Q# k5 D5 U
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ z: }, w c5 q U
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 d) r6 H8 N1 I e y4 R
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 n4 F; Y& A& S9 e1 LTeacher: No, that's wrong / t! l8 n( B" k6 C* i
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 9 O* H3 c. d; k% a8 P% t
" D7 P3 e: K& s0 T6 ?Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! n4 [1 J6 u* ]& X5 h1 d
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
# b! d5 l8 {8 z# ]' Y- l eTeacher: What are you talking about? 4 q0 ^1 P2 x& C
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " _2 W, v# ~( K) ?) G
! G- m) s2 [2 QTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# Q* i* p' }9 }8 g- f/ [Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + W& M4 o+ S" w; Q9 x0 w, b
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % o: P( H# o8 G8 D4 S
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 N( C: x2 c; ~7 g) \7 K# Z0 ~
Millie: I is... ; Y. n! W' K. E5 Y8 ~
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: v8 g3 A0 I' j& ]/ YMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . `$ m/ b7 Z/ `' A$ R" ?
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 I& V& V9 q0 p0 P6 s; [) M
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( m. l: w" |7 v9 t2 y. ]
3 H( t# v1 L: N) O8 w! e; u5 ZTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 F d- E6 }+ l$ M: G9 t; {# |" f- s. K
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 ], S; A x: A- H: }( |2 J6 Y& ]- t
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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7 U9 T8 R$ L7 d7 N9 LTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? & m) S/ A e* {: R1 D! G+ m
Harold: A teacher ; D$ B. H4 B( H5 `4 \8 @
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