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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 `& y/ {5 ]: W0 Z; y" y
Maria: Here it is. # }; f4 E5 \/ L. V( s8 g
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
5 s- t: T2 u2 g/ U; e4 Y5 K' CClass: Maria.
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! `9 T# B! p9 _/ q+ V5 fTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& r2 `3 m5 v1 B' O4 i* XJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. , R; u, T) p p" {& W- a) q" @6 d
5 `0 y2 |+ c$ ATeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" {5 x3 _7 u' Z+ R* mGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 ^6 k8 K* y& t" h4 |- H* kTeacher: No, that's wrong 1 z5 C* k6 J3 g8 d8 m+ L. g
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ J# `- J6 }, b4 pDonald: H I J K L M N O. / f# E/ X4 L d$ k3 ]
Teacher: What are you talking about? ( ]. q$ `0 E2 | a
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. $ ?& M* P: ~( C% d
Winnie: Me!
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) c% n6 o, c+ N2 @0 ~Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, c* f2 e; b0 j1 KGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 2 Q3 e$ z& q/ a! }- V' W7 \+ y2 U
3 U$ O) u- J# d$ JTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 \4 m3 }; p: EMillie: I is... ! l: X' W! _$ w9 M' T$ f0 U3 C
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& @& z" U9 G7 A' pMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - ]* k2 ], C# D& N# i
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( l1 A; i) y) k1 ^% N! a$ T% oLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ a" `# T2 t( X( G* t
$ E3 J) w' p, V5 XTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& ^" d. V0 R! [1 }1 H/ QSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 N+ \) w- p1 s$ f8 K6 CClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 r0 z0 Z3 ]1 V1 | k, N
Harold: A teacher
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