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* O" n' v* r6 V6 D2 [% E: TTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) e0 e" q1 P% M; x
Maria: Here it is.
. `5 ^) L8 Z) T* B$ w+ t. `. mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? [1 M) d1 x5 c3 x. L2 g! P! o
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) p0 k% C% n& c5 t1 Y- l( u1 V0 b5 ]
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 M l3 {" z9 x1 Q- `% o* o% x
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 j( U3 e" F9 M5 x, _ X
Teacher: No, that's wrong 0 Y8 \3 o. H! r& A2 z# v' d
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. | r8 \! A" p, f# U
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 z1 v& ~1 x4 }$ v9 WDonald: H I J K L M N O.
: K: O+ e+ ~& S/ w7 w5 n# PTeacher: What are you talking about?
: x& c/ z$ A/ _4 EDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # G' V$ Z/ C, \
3 n! Q7 }' [. ^# jTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / w- X5 X c7 e/ P- s
Winnie: Me!
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& N) J3 r+ V, D0 p2 ZTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ n! T# ?& ~0 {% PGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ Q4 {* D, B1 f" X$ e
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 u( g, l0 W5 H$ EMillie: I is...
2 y1 ~% ?. d7 W% xTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
}3 J4 u1 l" [8 q& D, \Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - A! D ?$ F2 a3 e& }
! Q2 L3 j. K8 p7 U8 N# \" FTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( w6 ^- J- e+ y/ _7 d- U7 m
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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2 U6 O7 z+ F) i" U8 s8 `) STeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 U5 t/ v: ^, F' r! ^! @" q
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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. S% l! }7 @; d. L* N4 {Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) N+ E# K: t: L: N* N' S8 v E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 V+ P) s+ ?. H# P% [& c- Y
( ?8 U7 s$ ]/ N8 K _ bTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 n# ~, f9 A$ S: v6 x7 G
Harold: A teacher
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