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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' |+ L& w) m. p! s: {- C# LMaria: Here it is. + I! L+ o9 b# }+ U4 K" t1 P
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 v! H2 R4 x+ K8 ^Class: Maria.
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7 V( \/ a6 |: X' z. STeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 W4 V7 ^4 E* a/ F2 L
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ; [: n( S( ?* I, f0 k
& r N! \5 T# ?+ \, ETeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! N4 Y* N- e% H7 L
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + v' c5 N. c! p$ c3 |
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' ?: \- ]7 y6 c$ Q U$ o+ Z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 z! V: z: v9 sDonald: H I J K L M N O. % y0 O; w) r( ~" j( |! Z% B8 {
Teacher: What are you talking about? # I% X0 q- A" }4 ?! c
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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% B5 p+ @. o+ T. bTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. $ w- e/ ~" p$ a7 c* A' f6 {
Winnie: Me! , J$ D8 }$ p4 u s F
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 `) n" j9 m0 i
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , b& l5 p! _4 _! s
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ v( z6 ?, L7 L! m3 V
Millie: I is... & G/ `2 {2 f* M7 B; }$ Q! ]( m4 Q+ S
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 G2 q6 D) R" W# v! e3 T( F, k5 y _" b
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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7 y2 k2 g3 P" d5 k1 ~! y: f4 OTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 x5 Q& ~0 T/ a; @2 p# ^
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + J: ]3 y/ ^! L3 U1 O+ K. \, V
4 p) L6 O( s8 A& o; w2 u6 k8 Y2 wTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ H# T r) |# |3 |/ M0 nSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. % E- l! i" D, m5 L
) g* U% i, Y3 w0 J* u0 BTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 Q: J3 y0 u+ e1 W1 g
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & b0 ^+ f% }+ j0 Z
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 a/ Q( M) y3 b
Harold: A teacher
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