Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 X8 v- Q( d4 j8 ]Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ a1 I+ m0 A5 x3 KClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

% ^4 X0 s2 B/ K# GTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 I) i6 ?: M) Y% ?( Y8 w, Q# }Teacher: No, that's wrong
* I( N, v7 c0 C  ~Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: ?4 ^: A/ z  t8 V' P, U4 `- e) _Donald: H I J K L M N O.
; R/ L* i* d3 W/ M5 M) OTeacher: What are you talking about?
- y, z; T/ k, E) k0 y: L5 \1 n6 pDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 e0 X# L( N: M# i6 f- t3 tWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 w/ Z5 R$ f  ^6 UGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 A5 Y% S- v* k% ^* W# UMillie: I is...
* A1 d, I; w( W9 F7 I( l' l! R: PTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, B5 a; O* ~3 O0 z1 h& I7 U. jMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

# O- m4 V# Z  I* ^; {3 X( xTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. F$ f( t9 P% r6 sLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

; J0 V- o; _/ H, w; oTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 w# k1 D' T) v0 E% b6 bClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher

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3 w0 |0 a3 ^0 B8 PThe last one is GREAT!

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