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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 y& w B' _) j' w" ~Maria: Here it is.
# l' }2 K% Z4 i+ |7 w' F" F, ?5 vTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( k0 L. ?" G3 H: d' }: _Class: Maria.
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: `5 b) N8 C5 ^0 L: LTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? K- C" _$ J% m8 q
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
/ K) h7 o6 v1 [0 R! _Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 Z1 O9 i8 J# q( A& HTeacher: No, that's wrong + `( G' x! ?' T3 \9 U3 p
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( a2 N: q# R" Z9 x0 x: p
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 Z1 p9 E( ~' k
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
& `$ N% Z8 Z( p# z cTeacher: What are you talking about?
. O0 v8 c4 z, _2 }Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ) G8 f- C1 [0 C2 F
9 M5 n' o9 X1 H' |0 E, ~" U" ITeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; |& Z, _) s8 [, cWinnie: Me!
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) b6 t( l {7 G3 ^- \) x: q. GTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 D8 L/ T! p, ^* U% b
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 h& C" ?9 Z) q& H
6 a, E! N5 W# e* G) [Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 {+ ?2 I( Z; G1 x
Millie: I is...
( _) a" P! o1 S' FTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 o1 A$ q" B- C' p, ^6 LMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . l0 j1 \& v4 R& x% h$ I: i2 Z- w
/ @! I/ g/ r) j% hTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 @$ a0 F, `0 {, HLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " D# x+ B2 }6 j! |* F
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 \1 {9 `. z$ Z1 v8 e
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / K, B: z; q! I, V- z0 y# S: K
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) M* a7 p* U; ^" \Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 |( q+ k4 Z' }. e! ~# z
Harold: A teacher ' Q* {8 [6 r. v( k8 {0 ^* W
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