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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. ~6 [- k6 } u$ i: B% vMaria: Here it is.
. H+ y! A8 q/ ^# F4 i. R% S; V! Y: kTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% D4 M0 b3 U0 a! a' G8 QClass: Maria. % X! h9 C- ~0 n6 ?9 V1 B$ u) W( r
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 m: Z% z& W3 B' KJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 a5 [: ?7 J; u. j( t
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" k* z7 U6 g/ b0 VGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* A# a' |. s$ r$ vTeacher: No, that's wrong
- _* U" z: O% V5 \: Y+ J7 sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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9 H( M: |7 H" z: c: d! i* q% TTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 O' S2 d) \: b5 g; I
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 Y; O& y' z3 x, k, g- h7 r) C
Teacher: What are you talking about? : U# T5 N- E* B: x4 @" Y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 {$ y s! ^1 W) a+ T- W
, O% w7 W7 c+ g, b& y0 @5 xTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . b% J- I+ h" E, t$ T: u- _+ ^* r
Winnie: Me!
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4 V# d' ]! ]5 X7 P9 yTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 S i4 b+ m$ } a: I/ mGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ f9 P6 J* X+ D1 s
8 \+ ]* P0 X$ ^5 sTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 L) R' i, f+ O" K* q# ?! c+ uMillie: I is... ; F2 k- `+ j3 F# |' C, U! F P
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
. j" Y3 U- p# q0 G1 \' V( z3 V$ bMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . e w6 P( | y! q
" Z; t" g2 M" v3 tTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % }- C0 J* s7 b7 J" F: S7 c
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# G: X! e/ T. G4 a H$ _, aSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 ^' `2 [+ h) V
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + u! l! Z: }* C9 }
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 d7 Q3 ]; O( B+ S( mHarold: A teacher
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