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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ x+ t: N5 a+ Q( [. U3 O& z B* X
Maria: Here it is. & K( z$ Q. C% [ T8 l/ y9 D2 B
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 6 j) Q) K/ u: t
Class: Maria. % L3 q- L! n. c; m3 u$ P Y( F9 O2 A
8 v% r, @9 e, q6 |+ jTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 b7 {0 F- `* M
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : Y1 m+ L( `+ b2 Y* r
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 H! R1 o' P/ DGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " T9 ]1 u: Y4 Q2 o
Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 O6 s4 ]) T6 P MGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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: b# f* F& k$ T6 q( l) G& XTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 H& {5 ]& ]) J
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Q7 ?# D1 D9 {& ~" VTeacher: What are you talking about?
6 ?1 @: L: w6 u& E3 WDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ' X9 }/ I% b S1 w- X+ D, I
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * `4 S8 {4 L8 m1 T8 p4 d
Winnie: Me!
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/ i2 u0 Z% L& k* Z( C2 `8 oTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , U- \% f; ^* `
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, D' }- Y) [/ }' d/ mTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 n9 p7 H. m: G( K0 T: J
Millie: I is...
, [9 i4 y s! J( \% ` x$ U. u) HTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 S4 M, i4 P2 \1 f4 J! ?
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& n& M; s8 K/ J9 d+ J' lTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 l7 ^1 ]' v; D; F
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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5 j& r3 ^3 Y yTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ X. V: o" J2 E! w7 sSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 c0 c4 m/ f- s i6 z
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 z1 e @9 k( [9 ]7 ^
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + h6 A% E: s: ?/ a' x, }$ g
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* k e# q: m+ | k2 @( F' eHarold: A teacher , j: a+ `- D+ J% Z3 ~
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