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! G3 q3 r' ~3 Y. Q" l1 m. z$ dTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" U2 E4 o% M' T" V# k& D9 O( fMaria: Here it is. : l1 N# P+ v) @
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 6 _+ U2 W" d% ]
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 H* h* d6 A" m% e5 V1 a3 m9 r
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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0 s, X3 L# O$ f! |% i! B6 UTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! Q2 U! w: p. h* X0 H% H. S; C$ U
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : Z/ m5 m8 x- M0 _6 [& l+ G
Teacher: No, that's wrong & j% G* n6 w. I/ @- x
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! `" ~* o0 p/ F9 |8 S/ F, v
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 b1 v6 m- ~ r# [: s6 |$ G# q9 |
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
; {0 V$ y' ]) Z9 ^2 OTeacher: What are you talking about? - ?4 h, ^* a" B
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + S8 i/ h6 _; q+ ~
+ V, m- g, [/ o& XTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + Z( H# r$ y5 U+ V- d }
Winnie: Me! 5 b0 g/ ^, X' C4 t- J" W
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ( |# w9 c$ M3 ^. ~6 a
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % J7 B# c* F: c8 ]" ]. T- e ?) e
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; Q4 j8 w5 J6 ?& }
Millie: I is...
" E! `6 c6 a" B+ k( j! k, OTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." & h6 f1 x' j1 a7 ^/ Q! V4 [" C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 7 R3 b' F, p- {5 Z' ^
6 T' B- @7 g4 n- x; I; jTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) J% C! w& S* o' z$ t4 u/ W2 ^- L, LLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ z2 L- v% P$ D! N% ]- T1 fSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 u: e6 J$ {8 |4 D' X1 wClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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2 D6 ^: Y' f: s n; vTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 P) b- N. w! a' k3 q$ e6 `. cHarold: A teacher
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