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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& D e+ v. T8 F* G9 s+ B: s' @. m9 {Maria: Here it is.
4 ^9 _' l% l6 ?, CTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
8 x9 ^1 M0 i, |6 tClass: Maria. 7 e+ F2 e" e) A* |9 A, z5 Z
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, K; K/ C3 W" k$ y4 r4 NJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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, [- R2 K. Y" z9 F( e! O1 RTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# K N! D2 V9 `, v! S8 NGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* Y/ d: ]" c. G) }! C8 zTeacher: No, that's wrong
. f) I0 o& w, H5 A: X( EGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 ^# J- r' U5 |Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ @8 A9 ~' b( M) p6 T5 X# z! ADonald: H I J K L M N O. 2 r, L! u U5 q
Teacher: What are you talking about?
3 p/ M- X- q; fDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( L. f) v5 G( }; J
$ ]) ?0 {* n! ]* b9 Y" V8 R+ TTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- B D0 k0 [# [% v& }$ iWinnie: Me! - c3 m8 M# P* {, t% R! b
( s ]6 {. K3 tTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 b5 a& j! x& U) UGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - }% p9 u1 m8 v# Z
$ [5 C/ B, y) \# A% }Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) y* \4 h* r# J4 q4 T+ ]. |Millie: I is... j* P9 e) N2 a2 g# V1 v% T+ n/ z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 K- x) O# n4 `& FMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." $ b, d; a9 |6 K; ?, r
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 h1 h1 m& m; ]2 N
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + S6 m$ U% a7 L
* g$ h; `* Q# {Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . U& J' B: C( n6 o0 Q
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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; O9 e' z( t# s8 NTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 J1 l4 k2 r/ S9 r. u: |1 L; n
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , f2 w$ v# Q/ R- k. z! L5 l) c" G
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( F) C$ g0 l4 L: D. v R# U
Harold: A teacher # ^/ V( I. H# v+ {% ?
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