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, Z; z4 N5 A# U* _Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. " Z) g8 z- f7 O
Maria: Here it is.
2 C/ i& j! ?6 _/ n: ~2 mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 W( ~8 i& ^! W+ P' U
Class: Maria. 7 N- `7 k* y2 f0 C$ C( x
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% H9 `+ F/ k. I; Y$ L2 P; _John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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( Z' Y- A) I7 B. Y4 sTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( l) l* Y% W: C* o! }2 N
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 ], C8 y3 R1 n! YTeacher: No, that's wrong
( e5 w1 }, f6 U# vGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & ~) A! A1 c8 n- Z) E
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 _5 x0 _( K- h( N7 C5 t" c$ u7 eDonald: H I J K L M N O. * N8 h9 y: e l
Teacher: What are you talking about?
8 u2 h1 S8 @! a3 L, IDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 }2 t( N5 O$ W# Q
( ~! _. g. q+ K$ f% z+ R" R7 `0 X$ DTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 f N: [. P' I" ]
Winnie: Me!
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3 C# j8 c! Y9 ?5 i1 J1 N9 hTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 g, N* U. D9 A! T; J0 t4 O1 c& B
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( T, Y1 N6 ^ }) i6 A
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 4 G `& T# B0 q/ I6 i! E
Millie: I is...
. y3 O$ B+ k: |( GTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& e- I! f' [, r- p: JMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 e% I! v8 n+ ^' k& g6 T
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% Q9 l2 }4 A E! U5 J2 lLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + n2 S& g$ ^5 D! }+ C0 M$ Y
8 d+ D8 M# A. O$ p- yTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! g9 l5 s; W. x# v( D" VSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 B* X5 A* k2 N' Z
+ z. E$ Y) x0 {2 OTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 N \6 x1 E; {+ C3 D) MClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 I5 S9 M; T* j# iHarold: A teacher
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