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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 E: g, s6 R. o' E9 @
Maria: Here it is. 8 m# j8 I; y, J/ s
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
8 F" H4 I+ t: b9 _" h7 d, N9 UClass: Maria.
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5 v% v* S" w& Q1 o1 WTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 O9 p9 s5 {. k \; CJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. + y C. q2 q9 H* U8 A
4 \, j# T( K+ ?0 |4 P8 Z0 M0 ]Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; f+ C6 Z& \9 a5 M: r
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ R) i. h% q. k' i9 WTeacher: No, that's wrong 5 {- M3 ~) L2 [! k
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - f% s: b( n' w2 o$ \" M
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ Q9 `8 ]( E' E2 RDonald: H I J K L M N O.
! T. z8 Z' f* F8 Z, ~: MTeacher: What are you talking about? 6 z0 g; Q( ]. m0 q0 ]
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ O+ p, k5 e/ @( y+ [7 cTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 V/ T9 ]) X; E5 QWinnie: Me! & `; ]2 L+ j( w0 j: P. L
2 D, F. P$ v5 E5 d; S kTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 X5 r2 z: P I; A1 c
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 2 E0 h9 a) e8 S& \
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( V) q8 {/ L% u
Millie: I is...
5 f9 C- |2 t4 n) vTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * x. e) y! T+ q, B2 C% I/ [# W* \
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , w/ J2 H, `7 D, ^" A% G* }# v, ^
) K7 F9 J" V! w% P4 K2 Y4 QTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 o6 a% |1 T$ ~1 f. a
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) U$ z. G$ K+ s# p
3 S$ H9 k1 d+ f! Z* v( YTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 ]5 L& Y+ Y+ [9 ]; Z5 j- S; v+ k1 J
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - |5 z' l7 h" M* }; p- w
5 A. U1 r7 ?$ r# H$ z, z& U! bTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 @6 x) M8 a$ ^# G
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) C; N, S, D) U% W! i
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! O4 Q! y4 u9 p# i
Harold: A teacher - c/ F# c' M& f4 Y
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