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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , T! ~1 O+ u, g
Maria: Here it is. ' q, z8 v! K( d* P% R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? |/ A4 D6 Y( y+ Z) U! A+ C& U0 x+ N
Class: Maria. / z2 y, O) [1 @' S$ Y# H( w4 g) I
8 O( v& r: t* V. q' x. gTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ O, W) v5 f" s, I5 F/ y& }John: You told me to do it without using tables. ' \ [) ^6 _+ u) p
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 w1 ^, s/ H O
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 L( b9 W, ?' `Teacher: No, that's wrong
) w: `9 d' |0 p! h JGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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q' `* D, B( ATeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * Z- i1 o2 y! d9 q
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
$ {. j6 T s8 x ZTeacher: What are you talking about? 6 ] ~3 a+ B3 J2 e- O
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) A$ F7 K3 L) H: r2 ?5 e* [) t
Winnie: Me! 1 f; ~0 h0 i8 ?$ A4 A( a: x
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) b3 i+ I6 m3 E6 W1 G" G, ~4 |Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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3 w9 S7 p; _6 y$ H6 x, a- fTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# b' |& m$ e- i1 dMillie: I is...
# k$ G- r- `4 p! B7 a7 _Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % G( ^* K: |4 d7 j: |
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 I7 w0 F' Y. x
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( E$ v+ _& W! gSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) i8 {/ ]! q3 q
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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3 M5 \$ K3 u6 i% Y BTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 T1 P( x6 N/ Y
Harold: A teacher
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