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* ~$ e" v0 T3 S9 `0 {5 bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; t7 X: B- n( k9 ^Maria: Here it is.
* o6 E3 A+ a0 q: f9 dTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( A. A4 A- q2 WClass: Maria.
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) V0 u: p* X: X6 `1 k: t* D" I& p8 oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; a( y, ~) f1 E8 o
John: You told me to do it without using tables. $ U J- t/ B* n2 i+ n: p
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
C0 C7 p& U: d/ }Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; a; O+ k4 P( xTeacher: No, that's wrong
* {0 l. P& t! \, {Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 `+ }3 B, |% Q" o4 h5 @
/ i+ Z. ^/ k" S. A( {' u1 zTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" `5 i& Y( p9 w" I, R5 rDonald: H I J K L M N O. 6 B1 m" M, Z) ~' m e$ \2 u
Teacher: What are you talking about? , g& c/ z3 N7 ^5 |+ P+ V- j
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # S& m/ R- o6 T. z5 m7 n; @
# U6 [5 N+ g" a5 Q8 {Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 _: X. |- S" N) n) q" ]1 ZWinnie: Me! 3 ~ P! x# V/ G8 m9 `3 s
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + N, B$ p+ P- W" I5 x* u
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 }$ [( M! G& b0 e6 F
Millie: I is...
6 w4 B. k. |" f' J7 N4 F+ f2 NTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 E' s$ ~# x, l; _( u( L5 p7 M
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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% g+ t) {* n3 e- UTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# G& J" ?4 }) |$ j* ZLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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1 Y6 Q# ?7 a7 a! R# b0 f/ vTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 X. @$ T; B, c, T) w
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : z, Q( ^6 Z; L: [; C
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) y: m1 E0 H' r# R7 r* e" }$ Z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & ^6 K4 }* S0 K4 D
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? * v1 M. j" |* @: @! l
Harold: A teacher 5 u% H5 f3 E/ B% j
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