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8 s5 }. T/ g% t% ]Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# M Y* h( R% Q3 Q, f pMaria: Here it is.
$ G) c; N' o8 Y4 p* XTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? s. f6 P" p. E2 H! k E: F" h* \
Class: Maria.
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- P8 L* q: ]" ?: H% F+ p) }Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - C7 [7 }8 H7 x
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ N8 _. q# ?: w5 |; D0 T# nGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. C {% I# E. m& C& `Teacher: No, that's wrong % p0 `2 u5 Q2 S+ e! @$ h r" q* N
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( o2 |. A- ?4 {+ |* `" gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - f: k% @) L' J
Donald: H I J K L M N O. * W3 V/ G y. ~3 l& @9 P/ ~* F
Teacher: What are you talking about? 7 L c8 Q; P f2 x- `- \. j( Y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 z9 f* l1 P* g$ w& `
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. K1 H+ ]0 Q4 K. U0 C( jGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " A" p$ o, ?* q; L+ [& H) `
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " U5 U0 Y7 i) Z) M3 i$ |& P
Millie: I is...
4 D: A; N; p/ n( s* D9 w3 aTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% y& I! l' k4 x( T( o" ?Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 U0 ?2 X7 \" [& @, O- ^2 g
( i% e# l( V) Z( k4 [9 {6 U8 D2 A3 N3 ETeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& A. m; [* U5 R' s# _4 e0 O. ELouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 c& v) T' n6 a1 R; y7 y; |
# m" n$ D7 Q, H3 Y% i* J; o3 ?Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - _" {2 N8 \$ M' u& Z5 v
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ d# X( S" n; [8 r. [. l! w5 TClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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9 J4 y% m/ ?. |* STeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 c) D/ M- A5 x* q% u8 q8 R
Harold: A teacher
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