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/ K8 t. q9 D+ M( m: D0 ]. ZTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ `* q* [5 n! [. T/ B9 W5 cMaria: Here it is. 0 z3 j7 O$ U# o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ d! W; b- q# G; c" i2 [% K
Class: Maria. 8 r# g5 C( D- W5 u% b, J; C2 j% `
. U% M9 L1 `0 X) G( _8 oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 ?" B7 k$ e8 j2 Z: r( F& Y1 UJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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% t0 d& W8 ^. u" o+ [: K# ^4 t, R2 |Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 h+ C: W: x: o# V
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 W" |% A! ^/ R% I" }5 {Teacher: No, that's wrong 6 q7 t3 Y' T5 V3 h' h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 _3 `- ?& _, t9 U; x
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' l0 v- g1 u* P; o! [1 ]Donald: H I J K L M N O. 8 S9 R4 O* T7 |3 v& M
Teacher: What are you talking about? ' u7 w8 G/ }6 U5 @" A8 Q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # j: \) a) m5 F$ u8 l
) O n) M" a4 J/ v2 b9 @Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% q5 p% W7 A- S" R) q' \* P) V4 m- G& CWinnie: Me! 4 s: L% D$ ?- s" w
+ I. R& ~+ \1 U6 m( Z4 Z- L) { e5 YTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ n4 ~. U, Q1 y$ I) {) M* d S
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% b" M/ o* f @9 i) R3 dTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! k w+ `& N% J5 u) p, UMillie: I is... ; s8 K- A, l/ V6 f P
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; M; P l& v) a9 qMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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) W0 G8 o0 u8 G7 ]; x/ g9 TTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 E. H+ h- p5 B8 \) ILouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 y1 W0 n1 J" w$ \% T
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? # s+ H( e U* Y2 \4 I9 V8 z. l
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 d% Y w) x; y- j. X% P
8 R* r: K& J7 Y% UTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( z5 r6 K i0 i* V2 T& k# t
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 Z! j% M5 K& g: W6 d8 ]4 P' W. O
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 I) K# ]% b! q: M! x5 \Harold: A teacher ) [% G8 q2 h& n8 d3 q& V1 F/ S8 W# b
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