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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. " N% a* B2 ~- W8 r: Q6 a# H. g% h5 T
Maria: Here it is.
~* e& D2 p3 g/ N; Z; b; g' x- H. CTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 r7 n ]5 j2 T, Q
Class: Maria. 8 X R; Q8 Z* p. w
( p! B: K# W, S9 `" r8 {! aTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 F# i& k3 t5 o( _) e$ S( v+ ?$ Q0 zJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. + p5 U( A5 l2 \" H( f& |
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* b3 H+ F. J7 p$ Z+ @Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 C- j( t1 t6 _! ~# F- X1 i
Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 }7 I0 D' \9 H; _- f/ @Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' `: U9 O9 B$ Z' C& T. a1 }$ GDonald: H I J K L M N O. * w7 _! Q. N! y; w+ v0 R" y
Teacher: What are you talking about?
3 e( I, U8 f" a& \4 w" K! dDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 C- t |1 U" k
+ w0 A1 D$ S) r# P: LTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 a6 c9 C3 d" ? m! [- OWinnie: Me! , k7 W4 C/ ~& c" s
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" q/ J0 Y8 h% ]/ }6 ~$ lGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." % u( A; V6 O5 S6 X1 Y3 }* W- w
Millie: I is... 4 S2 B- \8 S. D
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! U# \: r( S. P V/ tMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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+ a) L% a" W( y ~ ^" \Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) D7 e" Y8 W4 y) _8 \4 v
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 X8 \. i8 |0 h3 |' L
' W# h7 U! @) F4 c5 `Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 G/ M/ M; m5 ^7 ?; }7 z0 N" I
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 F% i/ v# X: i' R6 o1 m% b
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' y, l3 P$ ]: aClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , I6 v( `0 ]- d8 _ I9 d
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / s7 z3 U+ f1 R) @8 z
Harold: A teacher
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