Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ H) p$ R- X( {  k1 w: ]Maria: Here it is.
* e# g4 z+ T' P3 s4 t2 qTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. g; _; N2 R8 T: [. m! @6 qClass: Maria.

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

" R! I% c2 S& U3 _! a9 JTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 a' F7 q* I8 L, `. W; }Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
  ~0 q2 P2 ^' _+ kTeacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

/ \+ [& K1 F! ]# ]! ]Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
+ k( d, k* N- B0 BTeacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. E# X& {$ C$ fTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, h/ l' T7 p5 ZWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
4 ~+ i' p( k+ m# zTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 i, P. t2 v# H' o! R) BMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

) }: n- Y* s, ~' Z0 T  Y2 xTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 j9 `% B& m' \: v+ P1 ~Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& e; H/ r) A8 ^4 d/ O0 @1 p0 BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher

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4 M4 ^$ C- l' |) b. NThe last one is GREAT!

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