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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. " M& M1 r8 K+ k' e( T
Maria: Here it is.
( d6 O X( l ^5 O. G0 KTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / m+ y7 B& Q, w7 g) i. z: |
Class: Maria. & u I! b% t: G$ w$ c3 q
( n5 m+ D$ j! S/ O! c. w# tTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) g( t# C4 _! ?- ~
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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5 P: G% l( Q9 D+ |, W3 \4 {Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) H. g& N7 \# T
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . m* j' h- W& ~3 m* w* r Y
Teacher: No, that's wrong
) \3 c; p7 ^0 b0 w( \Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ Z: q0 x; Z, ?' c
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: _: e/ |/ [0 e/ q! w" D$ O QDonald: H I J K L M N O. ! x: S# g# c5 J* B3 ]$ V8 ?" }3 M6 w
Teacher: What are you talking about? 2 r! j- T3 S) h6 n% o
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 w, s! ]0 h' b" z) N q: k4 G8 h" o
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: F" Y3 X% ]- N4 @: i( M2 zGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 ~0 F: F$ w0 w# _2 \4 STeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 m2 q7 z4 x; s7 M: WMillie: I is...
2 @ R H5 w, q! \6 N) u& ATeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % s+ q S7 _6 M
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' Z) s0 o; k7 [' |' ^0 U: xTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 D4 \) N; R8 s4 r* K. b. X! \Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # j7 Q# K' V* K) r; m8 D2 U
5 X. Q2 S' A# Q0 H, K2 }. V' G3 yTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 t3 D: b- L& x# B3 f$ q* `
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( U G" T0 a, h$ w, S, M0 U
0 R: i Q9 T* M: \1 r/ ?( O- ETeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / _5 U0 N# j% e* W) ?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % L% V; h& j7 t) |9 l
2 o3 S# M9 G2 c1 UTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. T, z+ `4 c4 V' Q+ p0 C# I' cHarold: A teacher
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