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6 m# [. M3 p b1 pTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 V* s* k- ?9 ?% S# d
Maria: Here it is.
9 A( b' k; H3 ^% t( BTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + V) R4 |( r) y
Class: Maria. 9 o3 y& J4 I8 Z$ D1 z0 y7 r
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- m; b% e8 o$ @# j+ D1 ZJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 B" I" T# P0 J; D
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * |' h9 W1 t- ]/ E2 ?3 }
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 r( n2 X# J$ }6 K8 K% i/ I1 c* LTeacher: No, that's wrong 1 }0 G! E/ Z) M0 v' E1 Z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & n, K" \( I9 Y7 Y; W2 x
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" q6 H1 N% l. v2 gDonald: H I J K L M N O. - C6 l3 z8 O2 R# [3 d
Teacher: What are you talking about?
2 R. q" d5 L" B$ F, q% E* y8 D( zDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / i3 {1 g' R' M
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. \* r2 `4 ^9 W; K
Winnie: Me!
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( k! Q# a6 x* ?5 j6 _/ ^5 LTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" M4 i/ @) L& B* ]' pGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % n5 ]6 r- e9 `7 T/ S+ ?
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " B* f5 c0 {2 ]
Millie: I is...
/ V! _% w+ o$ F3 FTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( {) p5 z( o) j% v; YMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 O& V* u- N' `- ~! v# {7 ATeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * F, \" y! J+ G2 [0 {0 |
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 @( Z( |" N- J, V8 M4 }; v
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. _6 I7 s1 {( ~4 y3 c6 m
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? - K- A) k1 C9 r0 B+ B7 w9 y. |
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" C: Q# {' e W5 sHarold: A teacher 3 D2 u' K; T) e ^; n4 o& V7 ?1 l
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