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1 z. J+ B+ ]/ ?5 t# O0 BTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- |+ ]. u$ ^- M+ ~, T- PMaria: Here it is.
3 K( @4 g( @0 I& H: k) FTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% m8 S, S- W, w* T, e" P! x5 zClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; A7 v7 I' H% ]9 }2 q. U+ O9 N( ?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 ^/ o/ r! l" L, `5 w0 AGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# y( a: E( {; fTeacher: No, that's wrong . A- }% d" l7 S$ y p. a& |
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& v$ f* l3 K& b( b+ W( e1 V3 RDonald: H I J K L M N O.
8 |; I! l8 ~4 i* O/ qTeacher: What are you talking about? $ | y9 G. u# @. r* Z3 Z+ `* k
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 y1 s& s% a2 X! Z l2 {Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( N' g0 p2 u5 _; O$ EWinnie: Me! ! N8 _: |, b# ^6 F8 ^' S. P
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) d5 h8 ^) _+ h( _" V3 a3 E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
+ I1 D: P% C' ?3 k* OMillie: I is... / a& C! [4 d. b; F. _0 t
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ Y. E) h! {; F9 o# M- |3 L. U- ZMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 7 F" T6 D9 G% C% I: E+ T, o
: R! I( W4 a' b9 g4 {Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) B1 p; m E; K, x) x: P# U9 L
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + E( b2 c; A& K, F7 _5 a; m7 ^
# x0 }: A/ Y2 F! W s) \1 C8 K: ?Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 t8 P" z' f) B1 T& v) H2 Y+ bSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , J) `# J% J4 g0 K
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 K# D- Q: \9 Z6 `* r9 V$ q
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . c1 p& W8 H8 i. R; L, |5 m2 X' L9 m
5 l& h0 G, b0 i" Q, KTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
u* K: u+ L% ]- ^( j6 THarold: A teacher
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