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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! n- Y; e* o) Y! lMaria: Here it is.
+ d! L& ^4 Y& q" n ~0 E0 ZTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( D, P4 {6 `3 E+ N2 K( r- VClass: Maria. ; G9 f1 h0 J! C
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? R; c+ n. Y7 X
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 v! |; C. B( h* t3 ~
7 L3 n9 H t$ dTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% J; T3 K% X4 J. `, b" O# u0 ]) TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; \& v+ G- U$ \! B' d! `: t2 ?0 cTeacher: No, that's wrong . ~9 w& U. b' }# }: X+ d& L+ ^& _6 g# @
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + E# l2 \5 e, z' Z' n
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
T( ?6 ]- H% ~9 p tDonald: H I J K L M N O.
' g2 {# i+ ]: X; E g: QTeacher: What are you talking about?
$ d" g" J: p/ q9 BDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. D7 N% ^, L% c" O, G
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & @) L4 P2 V; U s# o1 ?
Winnie: Me! & _ `7 M; p# g5 ]; ]
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 L3 s. i9 B' j* e$ g
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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1 L) R: K- G7 _% ?9 H" r2 e2 Q2 f8 uTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 C. b$ O" ?6 T' D: lMillie: I is...
' C; ]* y) n2 b! e8 b8 [2 F/ k8 aTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " A K" Q. ?: P
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : b7 B% } ^3 z6 T8 e
3 C9 x7 U t! i/ gTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 H5 }" ]; v, i2 B( fLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . L" o! n4 B& L/ S( m2 m7 y, ~
' f' a8 y$ ~* P% i5 R6 jTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ^- {' F; s" M8 n
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # U q' z+ @7 M! x/ @# ]. W8 T! X
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / [4 t- ]0 f' F* F
: z+ [8 v8 s5 |/ q) n6 Q) N6 e5 aTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 N7 O1 T D6 H/ h. ?- j$ t
Harold: A teacher
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