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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. & v$ A/ G9 Z K/ Z, {
Maria: Here it is.
7 [" A6 y, {1 L" s6 [+ ?+ QTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) D* y+ O$ a1 H l" ^7 ^4 c
Class: Maria.
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`9 c# B2 L7 I# F/ i" y5 GTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 w. b& W+ b6 _" D( q( ^
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ; t4 H" N) E3 x5 B, _" h' Q5 ] b
* c; T1 h, F$ |9 sTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ S! u3 H6 }+ k" R6 S, t- f, [Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- R1 i( }' R! f1 ~2 U* b- iTeacher: No, that's wrong * j, ]# b5 W6 g
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. j* ^6 s- u1 T0 [0 w* Z
' n! k8 r* S7 l* Y; u) uTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " U/ B! h9 r" {# H9 d
Donald: H I J K L M N O. , ]( I+ e- m4 ^. M1 c5 U5 G" R& M+ b
Teacher: What are you talking about?
) a; u6 b( p* T. iDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ) Z8 }# L! D, f/ p1 \( h
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 N6 l# L! Q2 z
Winnie: Me!
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_$ c2 R8 z& q" |% }Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- { D6 c* ^/ _5 \6 dGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 |9 b( ]2 G0 l$ h8 M
9 k* o# o$ [+ y( A4 S+ K- O( c( ?Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." i& d; j: s1 |) c% l+ `
Millie: I is...
) @5 ^( ]: i e8 o$ T% ~% ETeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' A: w6 k z$ _Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 m" l, A* Q4 R; I% T7 l& v
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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9 e4 M( \$ Q$ ^$ [$ r3 S; T% ZTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 v1 g3 ?1 S2 ]& O
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 _ [4 |* R% j' `: E; _Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 o5 E7 M' l; c$ R; d# J3 o5 q2 O
4 E: v/ `: Z. o4 _1 R6 PTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % v% m8 v& l8 A
Harold: A teacher ! b: R. M& h ]$ f% G1 {
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