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% A4 d6 B2 l- Z* w sTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , N! o; f% w3 \
Maria: Here it is.
+ y$ u( T/ v( l8 sTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 k$ W# d. v' J$ d" W9 F/ S7 @) l
Class: Maria. , b7 q1 P$ z6 q4 T* k
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? \! V" K1 ~2 Y% T
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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" T3 q5 A9 E; QTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
' |; ~! e% g; b, aGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ D, u8 ^: r" u( r" I7 M" p" G- iTeacher: No, that's wrong
6 B% H; W9 g( E0 JGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 M( s7 d9 g( Y6 m; I, Q# ]5 B
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / O! x* { y, N; d- a1 x" P
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
5 c; G( V( j, h/ W+ B0 ~ @0 c* L; q% XTeacher: What are you talking about? : ^, s% p' z5 d8 F
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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' b l) ~( C" O+ hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, ^+ a% t" A3 k$ R- ZWinnie: Me! 0 v: W, @2 d A* O7 I- ]
4 d! b+ r6 j5 i, ?Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 a0 A* V/ ~( ^9 K! E9 ]Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 0 I( v/ g9 l/ j8 d" \1 o4 ^( ^
$ |0 ]3 h/ z CTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. B# C6 K/ _( i+ b3 U O cMillie: I is...
+ \9 Y$ l/ w6 d0 u8 J2 D. MTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + z! i" k" o( Q3 j
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& x, c% d# ?5 x6 y: e2 }1 gTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 z8 m; F! G' G8 I$ b
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % S5 h( @% R5 o7 {9 H' Q
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " Y% I! r* j" {5 ?, T0 |
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 a: q0 v" c# @" i0 l% PTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 q" F b( E: [Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 R" p! N: O( c
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 Y h# u2 `( {$ A: s3 ZHarold: A teacher + H/ t+ m$ R+ S
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