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( j: v* v; {& e7 n& j r& B6 UTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
] [. w. I1 I5 ]5 [3 nMaria: Here it is.
7 A, I& |* p5 D: n: U4 T8 `" Y( ~Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 g) D9 G2 r" iClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: t9 b8 M+ D0 v! P0 P% r6 ZJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ( ]. f$ o9 ?% J g
3 d' d) P$ p2 k$ z8 K. ~' a% JTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 X: W; G) \! Y/ F& E4 z" ~Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; i/ z2 L& K3 ?/ ^( @
Teacher: No, that's wrong 5 ?- `1 s! B4 p3 G% f) n
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. : ~2 M# Y1 I# p8 W
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 q3 ~" g% i' L7 I8 V2 RDonald: H I J K L M N O. & L& p$ M2 U6 c6 }
Teacher: What are you talking about? ! v8 y' _1 i; k- B" o5 W
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Y1 d8 {" X$ N3 `Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / J& M5 G( j% g [% a6 h7 R* ]! c7 o2 ^
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . Z4 C2 F9 f4 K) a- c
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, f' W2 s A& b. `' X+ NMillie: I is...
- Y- U% Z6 E: E/ _ RTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 i# l7 m1 Z; A5 z8 C. N- M r2 R TMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* B" f$ K3 N, v7 KLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! O; \( j! x- Z& n' v, s2 @# @
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& m# |4 _4 K. q( V3 jTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' C* @. _, |/ `Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? E% u/ A8 c! k9 |
Harold: A teacher 8 W" ^8 x- {" a# t6 a8 O
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