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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% J( Y( t* S5 |: b: k! N5 r' q6 aMaria: Here it is. & H0 L& H& D& H# U7 @
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
1 ^% }3 q" I. ?. X4 J+ _* kClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 {( f6 t, }% K4 B( @3 DJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% ]: H( m/ t! |: NGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 B+ |0 e1 B7 w% U0 T; [& f
Teacher: No, that's wrong 4 ]1 \4 e3 b. e. I+ c
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 r. q. y+ g* ^# l
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 f" p/ k, K6 [1 R* Q* X0 W3 FDonald: H I J K L M N O. 4 {+ W" C& p3 |) b& D- H/ o4 A1 u/ g
Teacher: What are you talking about? ( X8 R2 \$ j* @# j
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 T$ P. ]2 H% N) r
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 y5 |& ~, N/ x' ?! x- M
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 K7 k: g d$ Z" P. T$ D
( o4 \5 v- _& M( ~2 [! VTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% x: p- T0 q0 V, G9 I7 K' B9 e. pMillie: I is...
% h2 B5 h! ?# w1 C# qTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 X2 l4 l# Y, A; O" ~/ gMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 [1 w( M0 {6 U9 c& w; p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / w w7 s* L7 L: T! J
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ K. [, g9 X( [5 B
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 ~2 Y" [! U$ u3 j
2 X2 A7 H1 X" s4 }Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 e3 X- V3 d4 e2 W8 j9 k0 n9 oClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 {- T! t5 o" F
1 H; _9 c# d4 E: l3 r5 [" XTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% Y `) C2 s/ i! lHarold: A teacher 7 { K3 D% t9 [% J! j8 f+ O
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