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Kids are Quick

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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" }' n+ Z/ w" D; i# CMaria: Here it is.
0 a) ~9 C- }  x7 n$ y# VTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, p6 e  B/ l) jClass: Maria. & i$ }: @1 R4 _! ?

0 L, I" C% W1 ~; v: X& H! LTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" `) w# W8 c: lJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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; U. T: \6 I% t% L% {+ JTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ `) ?/ J5 X4 P, B$ Z# a
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % h! g/ R$ R4 {/ @3 y' K: X6 N
Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 k. q' b; c9 r$ O4 S# [. Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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7 o, F) a6 a. m3 j& B, aTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ U$ M  v% j. B, T) }8 t' zDonald: H I J K L M N O. , T/ f1 W# I. B7 T7 h) U9 Q$ _6 @
Teacher: What are you talking about? % M# L# k) \4 Q, g5 D# b4 ~
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# e  _0 v6 V; P9 x! \* x+ U1 M$ ~Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 b* R" w" \( y, k0 |; c  U! a+ [
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * n; A5 ~1 }- ]
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( g- S" K1 x2 b5 K3 x" A; H( CMillie: I is... . @% {5 T, B% R7 w5 X
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' g9 b& e. p+ u1 r. BMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : z2 P# f' K( D( Q

( N# r5 w9 A$ [& _Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 ~! P. }) l; E; iLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ) c$ a# q$ ~, c8 x
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, [6 _4 o7 D* yTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ e  A0 m) ?! s$ T
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 2 N* {& l4 r9 e$ T1 `2 l1 ]
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; [7 y& D0 n2 d1 T+ HHarold: A teacher
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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4 z) Q, i  ^& G: [The last one is GREAT!
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