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2 `/ _7 n/ \2 h$ B5 ]Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
6 ~% S$ q% j0 _7 W4 a& d/ GMaria: Here it is. * J% c: o8 k8 L8 I5 s# Q# P
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 I" s) A3 }% M' E8 v- I' w* y
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- q) h, N0 q e. wTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
: l4 q# r( m* c2 l; ^Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
' t" ^# [( C, A/ F# e( CTeacher: No, that's wrong
6 ~, V$ _3 _3 e: u( {" _Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & Y; Q- y* Y7 a9 q4 E) W5 U
7 t, a$ K* s3 ]Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. |. G& Y. d6 C# E3 d' zDonald: H I J K L M N O. ! i# q2 K! ?2 g, F/ t5 n8 ]' k9 G/ ^
Teacher: What are you talking about? . o. w4 Q R$ A7 `. g6 f$ V: _
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 }' n: h" d' y/ K" A2 @+ T
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. Y8 J5 P9 N$ f+ j g) aWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 V6 ~0 J$ T8 V
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 K5 g1 X% t( b) O" e. N0 u5 |* ?8 ]; t
/ b0 |" ?/ F% V7 [) [9 B5 YTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! z6 ^2 M) `6 }4 dMillie: I is...
5 ~; y/ Q! ]" ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . {: }# O6 k8 o0 {
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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8 x, t/ J: p' G! @+ H9 e1 t2 ^$ ITeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 s, A7 j! V2 @; _9 pLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 y6 ?5 V6 n& z& A9 t) k$ FSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - H( I* Q+ B) S4 N
/ _5 W- o* ?/ x7 A3 UTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& {' h7 x! R$ cClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 |( N8 H" E# ~7 H2 F& u- i) B
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- {, I( p! ?2 v3 h! F. f2 ~Harold: A teacher
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