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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" G, \! }; D9 OMaria: Here it is. ) O+ w: C# h: _1 A
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 F5 T$ r6 y( r+ BClass: Maria.
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, U3 L9 \6 A( \2 j) o) @Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* _! x! \* C% L) A/ W4 |; cJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. * @% [6 S! @) |
# b9 t2 D7 m% w# P5 eTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, _8 k2 ~7 J- oGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 O: Y* g: c* l5 a6 a+ L4 m; r
Teacher: No, that's wrong
" v% k4 v% {; B& ^+ N/ oGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. y! f) h p. h, O5 y" ZDonald: H I J K L M N O.
( M/ ]$ X/ ^9 l4 P- C/ uTeacher: What are you talking about?
- z4 B2 N* G! ]% c: O. ZDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - u S A1 |6 n9 j* M
Winnie: Me! , L. P) E9 b, b2 f; q
% @5 z( P, x3 ?# ~/ FTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " ]5 z( W* m; T# m
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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) E9 [5 r; A/ u5 O a I0 PTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 M1 F7 `: U6 h" ~% DMillie: I is... / ~: p% m+ `8 \
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 u+ f B; X( S% D* gMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 a$ ~8 k2 M/ D( h {
" J9 \' C9 i! N) r' o4 U/ NTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 m! j5 {& f* o; M2 P
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. * R/ b$ m! r2 A; n
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ U0 ?# n- N( U/ ?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ' w$ `+ Y% R/ y/ i" z q: K/ O% Q# S
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 }% y/ T* ~% e! DClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & S2 P! n. \7 H L" a0 R0 o3 v
& U T. L" S$ U& k9 N& @4 U5 MTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 o+ u x9 q& k3 G0 B% ?( YHarold: A teacher
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