Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 Z4 j/ a" W& B: S0 q; S+ H1 i! lMaria: Here it is.
3 a4 f/ E8 n* B- mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
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% Y" x1 c) R) o2 |; u8 M8 MTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
( L1 J7 G  R) f4 I; P+ IGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
8 L- i4 W. c4 M' ^, Z) LGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

" d9 C2 R7 c& d2 S6 }* O; V! PTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 K$ F$ o* c/ S, ZDonald: H I J K L M N O.
& ]" j+ K5 A3 `& ZTeacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!

Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& k2 n8 g& y+ A$ lGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

- O) _2 a  ^2 B7 }1 ?; @* m( oTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 k5 v" B! p; w8 T  NMillie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' L$ Y* G4 Y( {7 i9 tLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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0 i( b: \- m" ^! ^4 J6 p3 QTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 F/ X0 V4 ]7 I% c# NClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

: b& H, k+ ^1 p6 dTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher

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