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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 d# ]% W" b B0 K
Maria: Here it is.
9 E! t+ q: D; v6 z' UTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? s6 B. d0 `! @( v* {
Class: Maria. : l" B0 p% }5 N3 ^ b
- o2 d5 n* y8 p" ZTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! B3 r6 [8 p2 ]
John: You told me to do it without using tables. " z1 U% w3 H; S a, L% ]
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. d: F% n- i+ n/ b" y# U }Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 D' d% x3 T8 e. h; G% L5 f8 `1 n7 Y
Teacher: No, that's wrong
* k3 B; q- w/ s+ M- [& A# yGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 v; i1 z5 Z/ M3 w/ i5 F) y
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 g8 m) D- x0 G( TDonald: H I J K L M N O.
& z' j) ^& C! y6 o" u uTeacher: What are you talking about?
0 A9 n, N3 q' O2 B, B$ lDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 G- o3 k: H2 ?% k( Y& P( A/ {
& e, u1 I/ v+ {8 g; `# a8 cTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 k! [4 i) ]* K& G
Winnie: Me! 7 o5 k4 j4 E: |: y% l! U
) S9 E/ `" |) v& O4 d( m/ zTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 |5 G2 V+ W3 W ^
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / { [/ Y. y+ C3 x% ?
Millie: I is...
1 X8 Q: ^" F1 l5 D$ ~Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 x# j: ^0 u) q( b
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % X) `; Q. |# f
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. r0 O6 [5 m$ E$ E/ L. C% A) YLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 Y, r6 x1 [7 H" W+ ySimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 M- P$ k4 s& u- |! c2 TClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 ~- t! i( L; m( @, c( y& h) ^9 b
& F' J3 v. o* C' I1 _Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& h- E/ T4 @1 j# _9 EHarold: A teacher
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