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; c: v% D! k+ Q/ F+ C4 V8 cTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. " R# j9 Y- c, k" @9 |! d
Maria: Here it is.
# N2 N( {8 Y( D7 p: o( } kTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( C; h/ @" O9 r, {Class: Maria. 1 J, W% j( t2 H" y5 T6 s
, `0 h/ b( s$ Q( W9 cTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - D) O9 G. _! X0 L6 Q) F
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , E; Y" S6 h/ U: y9 R" A
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- @' D! `( a8 SGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. r: y- i4 o* I( ]: u7 BTeacher: No, that's wrong
6 {. { {2 {3 K" A( Y0 E4 H2 rGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. " R2 \) [) i9 D- ]( `: V+ H
' g7 I5 Y: ^7 T1 F. K* uTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 U2 w1 c7 a \8 H( _( w2 A4 fDonald: H I J K L M N O.
/ v' L* w! H& C- T F$ qTeacher: What are you talking about? / W6 J2 V0 q& }3 p% `+ U
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 Q7 C, |! C+ }( K" y
) E4 h( M4 U( U- ^Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! d$ w) ~) ?5 h4 @Winnie: Me! " ]" H/ {1 m$ ^7 ^1 e
* V; _* i$ {1 b7 Z% m3 c3 hTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 U# A, O$ k& ?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. Y+ D( \9 c: C1 `6 D3 g
/ o' I1 I1 s; N. JTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 l; J5 T- c$ w" ~3 \# E7 |# W WMillie: I is... + @0 d2 Z, j# i6 Z( o/ L# L* X
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( M" Q0 ?7 Q2 A) rMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # S+ C( l7 G8 E# B+ b
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# c- w/ |9 f, [Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 m( O4 e* _. y' {
% Z1 P& \; w) e7 STeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; U$ e' ~: ^3 Z4 ?6 U3 k Q, ?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( O# @9 t0 x B3 t3 R% u
% l+ Q9 W% m* y) p8 z( C6 h0 ^2 N( J) _Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" a8 n# ~. V+ }3 ~- d3 f F6 kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 @8 \3 T2 G+ P1 ]5 c& ]Harold: A teacher
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