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' T2 x% L$ i9 }* NTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 O+ `0 r' w/ Q# Y
Maria: Here it is.
0 w( h9 m4 V0 n; zTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? \8 u7 ~3 r8 L1 X( X4 J
Class: Maria.
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" n3 J( O" ?1 P: [/ R4 z; wTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# C) J: c) q$ {. A1 ?9 m+ Y7 p- aJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. / P" Q& J% T u+ D/ K
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 b8 W' ~9 E& a5 S% UGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 w! l" K$ t: H" J+ i; |8 rTeacher: No, that's wrong
( j% a( @8 T# a2 lGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % S. W: {8 o" Q. J; g
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 w1 Q+ x5 J, z: D& m5 X; JDonald: H I J K L M N O.
9 d! m3 e& a8 O7 VTeacher: What are you talking about? ^) |* m/ ?5 J( K: _
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 p9 Q4 E; c4 `5 c0 [6 q8 aTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , K7 y- p, G2 p2 Q1 ^; ], u- e' b% Q* q
Winnie: Me! : X8 O+ }$ E( a9 I- U* k0 L
0 @' P; I+ c" u( ?Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 F5 Z" w4 G0 A% T4 F. B0 m0 P3 U
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 i+ |% a: U* X$ Y2 J6 O; o+ o: r
Millie: I is... ]; D9 W: Y+ z4 |- @" n! S
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
. l6 K J: A8 s: o9 O yMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 h% c- F! b& r* i
8 b/ d& s/ H: f4 |Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ `% t: u$ r2 Q' B
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + |& y% T7 \1 e' y2 w. w
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ p1 w2 u* C, g% tSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : B- D9 L4 w; X. N* ^9 |$ l( j
" O, @5 @! g7 K2 O" QTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # U6 n( B4 L+ }, \3 }; V
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 S, z; z4 P8 _2 sTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* O% q3 w' j- J6 }8 S8 ]Harold: A teacher
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