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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
) L _. |, i7 EMaria: Here it is. ) k$ g$ E, t4 u# C/ v' u
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & k' Y8 H' S X+ p8 e6 v5 K
Class: Maria. . p2 K$ l; _' R9 a% h# ~
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + I" E0 R- Z' P: }/ i
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 A" [ Z% P$ w0 w1 n9 Z% W; ]
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
N5 p; C. \* H6 b2 C# JTeacher: No, that's wrong ; k) \% c0 P6 ^1 O2 L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * ~9 k2 U/ e' v* O
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? : v& y2 N- R: O2 }* S4 X G/ o
Donald: H I J K L M N O. $ Y; u) G* x; H) M* K8 v
Teacher: What are you talking about?
v& f* U7 L$ _6 cDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & F9 F5 v4 E. e
& n0 b5 _: g+ R6 z' W6 jTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# ^' c @8 f4 i9 { uWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# {, N& m# t* q/ lGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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( c) Z( p9 R& {5 B% b# }Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' r% v+ G. t+ S# r; CMillie: I is...
) H, Q( G6 l& ~Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 Q0 o- `3 k- ~: C; a7 sMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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( Y* N0 B" O. S5 x4 XTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 s* u' m! {9 ]9 |% q+ v
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% L$ p+ s0 f( n O8 LSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! t( s$ m/ P1 P
/ Q$ m; h5 \( n/ {; k: qTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! A6 }: f: A5 a1 |8 v* HClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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8 s6 }# C) v& M3 n0 q& q, rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, ]4 i c" e' |Harold: A teacher $ c6 v+ m- V! G
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