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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 5 m! A8 S9 @& F
Maria: Here it is. 7 @' E- x; ?" V0 u9 y4 B
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 z' }3 Y7 k) W" y: U
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: Y2 @1 s+ g: q: PTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , j* Q4 p2 h) W6 z1 @8 B# a
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 L. S, j& U% d' q+ r7 F
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ b9 ~2 l8 A8 f
Teacher: No, that's wrong * X7 ]9 V6 W, a# p7 ~! x
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' T9 U( }' s# H, D3 @- JDonald: H I J K L M N O. + w2 I# }* W! L6 B$ Q
Teacher: What are you talking about? ) t) V! G$ ^8 b. r
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 p& V0 K$ W/ S) e3 u! z+ G8 e$ iWinnie: Me! ' V+ O! |) V h
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 a/ ]% l! d( [' }$ v, ^0 ?. m
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ K% C+ B0 y' j$ W# G( n, q. p' j! FTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( L! E1 a0 a6 _! L' j+ X9 f
Millie: I is...
2 z- s( {! l7 m+ n; L6 DTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
1 q% V; t- F$ B7 U- Z2 O( MMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? f4 q* l& s' A; o$ {/ f
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % r) J7 }; U9 |1 b V) ~7 y
; T' R, R' q9 X, gTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! S* Q( E( @4 J; H S# E+ {
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 J9 Z8 k0 Z7 V; A) ^* U
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . Y/ }' v l# g9 j5 m2 I6 t y
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! b4 I' B% i2 H/ s. i* F# h
Harold: A teacher
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