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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. . K0 U! F( t# m. {% ~$ P0 u
Maria: Here it is.
) ~+ q+ q) B0 wTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% e- q2 D) G" m, N; `. V: g# E6 `6 D8 cClass: Maria. 5 Q& b4 W' ]4 K- w
6 E0 ^, L+ z" ~2 r# p7 O5 T1 }# QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ G0 V7 f- g/ gJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" - x c) c& y# E6 e
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 e. o4 R* A# h) _, F KTeacher: No, that's wrong
' ^5 p' I! N% P! y- k! n: DGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) c" A- _* M5 Q0 a6 b# N2 u
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ x, D* n, C! w& ?8 \* ]5 w( PDonald: H I J K L M N O.
$ q7 V1 w, ~4 K' e! X7 TTeacher: What are you talking about?
. G& ^( J8 R: l. J( H2 o7 GDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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, {9 x( V+ a! n4 DTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : a" q! |3 N$ p$ b* {) n/ r
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ o3 I% {0 x. |* h1 kGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : v. Y8 ~& ]7 u9 [: d$ G. j, z
; A9 B# V$ W6 t# q/ v0 }( U! HTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, N1 G$ d5 W: m1 a5 p% E/ _8 c. CMillie: I is...
5 d& w! D" k1 I# ]4 ]: y- C# s3 _Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- b; }4 G! H6 l# a: T( cMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , Z5 ^. U! J; P S9 M
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . K! F; k( x% w. w
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 L5 i( D! K2 }" Y. q! ^
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? & E! l: }# v' Z3 d8 C
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? " v# |+ j7 x$ o, L" G
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) k. ], k# e# b E0 wTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' I; K! g; r$ _/ F; Z! S& M: fHarold: A teacher
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