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4 w/ v3 t& e! W9 A0 T! |Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * v3 K% b4 m3 f
Maria: Here it is. : ~3 V9 E8 r0 }& }3 U! D W# _
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" A7 u3 Z& Q6 B. e |0 ]1 QClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 q7 ?' o( O d& j" |2 SJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 S# t! ]) } ]$ E9 j0 cTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 n7 \6 |& H/ c8 b
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( g# c2 ^7 [% R7 d& L: STeacher: No, that's wrong
4 i8 z/ ]: I& R* g% K) h! A8 vGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; g9 m5 ~( F9 Y, F) l
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
: f3 B2 e& O8 b- WTeacher: What are you talking about? ; G& C- E2 h4 r6 z6 Y; U
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 s1 K, \8 f/ _0 j% w/ D
5 j# t! J/ a; J2 y7 I0 P; r7 OTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 f8 w* ~: W r# q1 I$ h4 W- L3 i
Winnie: Me! + h7 P. O8 E4 k# |3 e7 _8 g
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? % ]0 p7 h5 y6 \9 h
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 L' E" u" t" n* t4 e2 ^Millie: I is...
' l+ L8 a3 b3 ^. v) T. kTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ }8 W4 X. a+ I8 Z6 SMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 p2 v6 e$ B: V d5 `) e& ?) N& s n
/ v0 f5 R( Q2 [2 n& e {Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 z3 K: O) L, d' B4 Y1 I
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 D: D6 k1 A# I
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# c* I" h% D3 f0 l- ETeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 N" V+ ^, z3 _+ W- r1 F
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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+ s: A- t8 i" I: q( J2 y2 P1 iTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; V0 O( ~, Q+ H6 S( ~$ \Harold: A teacher 8 F) _3 |7 B1 ]
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