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# y$ b! N5 S& {5 r' tTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, G, i! ~& u2 g4 A" iMaria: Here it is. * X% R7 ?: o- V5 s( I8 A
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) e* b- H7 {+ ]7 L- x" yClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
O+ Z9 t5 A0 @: r. h/ N! oJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 I4 Q) \- u2 ~, s1 h# q
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . \/ ] `; r! y3 }% ]
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * V" B0 I2 C- t
Teacher: No, that's wrong 5 J5 _/ W6 p6 I, u2 e& Z' L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ w+ p' ?( N( F
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
& ~0 C; ]" `: c" }* S7 _5 cTeacher: What are you talking about?
- E( N$ R9 w/ k& v6 O6 h% MDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 ~# e9 Z+ [! A8 c# C' MWinnie: Me!
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% I! J& L* R, {1 n$ ]5 q( ETeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / [: O( L( C/ M* C4 l6 J
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." X1 a7 x6 T: Y% N# U9 Q
Millie: I is...
/ Z# B$ p* h) k0 [# G5 BTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* K; b# D, B3 u0 h+ pMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' Z! M- Y) l% OTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' [- F5 l0 b" H2 cLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 l/ T( R- G" U2 N9 p
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Y0 K% Q0 `( m
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + L6 U& [1 ~$ G7 n# k; C
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 h* ~3 N3 t. g* a* a1 k* [Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 2 Z6 T4 W, q3 b; R+ t) P+ p
2 _( J" l% M" u5 QTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 d& A% V9 m- X+ v6 N( j- [
Harold: A teacher & ~4 k5 k1 z* w# N/ }0 {' D, g
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