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' e9 [ p1 ]0 G2 H4 xTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
6 J% M& }+ l- z8 m1 t/ F" F) KMaria: Here it is.
" ~4 o! ] f% i5 a, u) K2 nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ]8 l6 R+ u8 G ~! x
Class: Maria. + }# ]: W) T+ A6 X
" V5 H" U+ q6 {8 P6 HTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , G3 f1 R9 F4 o1 c
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ( V6 R/ T/ B& c5 r) E. |+ s) g
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 X8 v5 S9 E5 V* m. {+ z! B7 xGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - t/ ^( r4 V3 l3 d& Z
Teacher: No, that's wrong . N8 k& v/ _ J" y
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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w) Q# J2 J1 o" ?Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* H8 q8 ?6 v1 RDonald: H I J K L M N O. ; |! N8 R. r6 G. S7 K: D
Teacher: What are you talking about?
- }9 X1 L. D9 U6 {4 XDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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% o) _; V* q9 F0 _Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ h% e1 `: v8 [, j! hWinnie: Me! & M6 w+ h# _& n) a" ^
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 Y: J/ Z1 }6 S k& A+ P
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 ~+ r7 L+ x% P5 O& |' J( I. ]9 VMillie: I is... ) [4 @8 \* k1 L$ c1 p `5 o
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
0 M( D' W5 I- G$ F' Q0 GMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( d4 J# Z8 r* R
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! | l0 c/ W) D# p! C
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* d9 N& `0 [) {4 W' dSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; G6 m8 j/ X1 I
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # p+ n9 [& t: p5 K A: }
Harold: A teacher 8 a1 y4 ?: {7 N. R& d9 l3 N
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