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7 d d6 n1 y D+ RTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 ?2 R4 R7 n# z' y
Maria: Here it is.
, {! f& c) w. k/ d) L* O4 O7 XTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
1 W$ C: ~3 Z! f" u2 XClass: Maria. 7 J" O- {. |: f. J5 T8 _
5 h! j/ z- ~) w ATeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * Z- h' j7 f4 x7 v7 c; U
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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% L3 K" {5 u7 |- v- A' ATeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 6 v4 u) l @- g8 h W& [
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" Y; ~- c2 a7 C; K
Teacher: No, that's wrong : W1 w+ {$ z" I9 V' R; h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; h$ \/ X1 }& |
0 E1 Y4 B- Q, ^+ u5 \Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 i1 d% N8 q5 U1 X- j% z: [) w6 X
Donald: H I J K L M N O. , P, p$ O! Q: F ]6 k# L" E
Teacher: What are you talking about? ) [0 n$ y. C* t+ z3 C5 G! N
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( A: x% L' K. p' X" |* Z. V
. N' v& M `' f% W tTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ D8 x0 O r, v* `Winnie: Me! % F& d; z0 a/ g& a
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ L$ m! ^, s6 {) m( O' C+ l8 {Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 x1 g! J" G. @, a# H$ BMillie: I is...
8 {2 ?; H+ S: b; c. j. GTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ @# ?5 T' k1 u0 kMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; w4 {9 G' B8 O6 P4 G
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! p2 w7 v; f0 Q( k) B5 [% P$ T. ?! i" P
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. * x7 a* O' M* F Z8 E/ [/ |& b% t+ h
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % J( v B7 a8 t
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 V! g; ]1 `. m2 ?$ z7 q! R l
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! C+ P* S, W$ A- v9 A
h) x, R. M4 h" CTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: ?* _# t/ v' H' d/ F% I# a& WHarold: A teacher
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