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* @% f- C5 q1 G, s, T9 p3 lTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% m7 @; R5 Z0 J: t# rMaria: Here it is.
- v: | G$ Z1 ?' cTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & U' b; q' [7 K; k& G
Class: Maria. ' w2 F9 X) u5 c0 Y) o" j
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 w# v% Y2 V! n ]; J5 v2 [: u
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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( j2 X; s) _4 E. c5 c# K7 BTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- w, J, ~% z" B9 A: E- P. g& yGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 D5 f; x' K) [- ~8 B! {- oTeacher: No, that's wrong
8 g, m9 z. @, x& v( Q+ N, I- KGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; ~" l: [5 T7 P: {$ E0 ~Donald: H I J K L M N O. ; T4 K3 J8 y, Q# i2 z
Teacher: What are you talking about?
! Z# w3 w# \- R* hDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ! H- F3 x! t) [6 J8 c7 q P
: C. n" _" }( ^8 L- U+ VTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. Q" ~; N( Z% @1 s! VWinnie: Me!
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. t* u, t- G- p& I" r- M; rTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, H v# Y) e/ D0 |- aGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 i- G! }( x$ `$ |$ W1 @& f/ \8 K
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 |4 l( R) Q$ ], L% F' cMillie: I is... 3 L+ a+ y# G% O2 z$ f) Z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' x/ ^# t F: I
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . {7 i6 Q1 x& Q" k6 Q. X' K6 i
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . N- R8 z2 E9 @
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 i: p( t8 z# M5 r8 Q. J& c
k5 ^* r' [' h. fTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 ?0 \0 y/ B& ]1 }4 m, v' p% XSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) U0 g+ J8 o7 o) mClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. : L, C* k- H( Z+ d1 x
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 j" k7 F( G d% J- S
Harold: A teacher
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