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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; _8 L) D) ^, U* p2 B# OMaria: Here it is. . u8 U9 G2 ]& _9 F
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . C# [- C- I' E4 F7 u1 U3 f3 l
Class: Maria.
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+ j6 `/ Z/ _; R' k( \) QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , C+ K7 g# w) s; q
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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' v+ M$ u) T# s$ Z' Q: JTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" : _8 n, E N0 }$ O$ l$ [
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 v7 t* n- J( h+ G! q/ X
Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 l6 n+ b" h* XGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 j3 Q) }# ?- {4 a% w; E$ Q8 g1 |
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 e6 F* I" M% y0 R) x; S# T2 f. l
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
( g9 g2 q3 l c( xTeacher: What are you talking about? 3 G2 N4 d) \7 V) G4 N# Y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & N* P+ M: V0 K% q0 W8 ^$ |
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + s, `( E) n8 Q m4 I# p
Winnie: Me! + {* f- S& d6 Y7 M. g$ Z7 p
# b/ d% r$ g/ rTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " l5 m; @9 l( e) i- l& R" V
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 Z8 }( J, v" `: L+ ~/ o, B
- J2 E% B) U8 _: J8 FTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
b( e Q9 R4 m4 FMillie: I is...
, a3 P* v2 M1 BTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ f1 i$ q0 {, e6 p0 OMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " l- F1 m( C: P
# Z& ?8 H$ x8 V$ }/ I) aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 G" B( I, R# YLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % a2 g2 }$ ?8 c0 N5 w
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ |4 F9 F9 s3 s: MSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- W+ r# @- @6 [% j0 O' @- `7 K% OTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 U& t6 f7 m4 M Y& r) C
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . l u$ X" A+ M
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + `. b7 M/ ~& Q/ f5 G7 L( c4 B
Harold: A teacher 0 V7 [* [8 t6 ]' @. m( P
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