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: A% ~5 f* n& Q( _8 MTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 S* l4 S; B3 {6 YMaria: Here it is.
/ F, K8 Y, ]8 x. D! LTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , P! M: f" J6 M1 @( G6 [# J
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 @+ [* _) ^4 Y* a% vJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 R. N' P! R) {" l" Q0 ?8 |' D+ O
: V6 h5 D" C6 C U% E6 j6 O3 iTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 P9 c3 B- t, C. @! ?Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( c* H( j) S" w. }$ t) B, K
Teacher: No, that's wrong & d! }4 {7 E. f; b& ~
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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4 K" j! H2 w9 z8 j# tTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # b* D6 H7 e( X, \5 I
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
) K+ C* l9 u* C* oTeacher: What are you talking about? 7 r0 b1 O7 [4 y" s
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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9 O* M' ]2 Q- d* w2 d7 FTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. J7 a2 [# l5 G- C
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 Z- T( B3 W* \* ~3 m. I: qGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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- v6 C3 D1 {& U5 L( W ~ BTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ X2 ` ~3 I+ N, X! x6 V. T W
Millie: I is...
B9 f* t/ [: R1 jTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' Z" [8 d [) s4 ^2 C% R& ]
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." $ `7 f2 l; v! v) l7 D) ]
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 a& A4 Z, o& U4 K) Z. g- o$ lLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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; j3 O' o2 E5 g# g" uTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ) \+ k' G a$ q8 K2 }
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- A% f1 }/ f9 F5 N A/ B* U+ VTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' H G& A% W& l4 |- G
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 D- g5 w- D ?- D" ^# UTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + T7 f1 h- j5 }! c1 P K
Harold: A teacher
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