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) H/ W# O W6 CTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. P3 F, V" |- A- l) h8 K9 ~- N
Maria: Here it is. ' L8 I4 n" t9 m% U
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- C1 a+ o" ]7 t. y3 w* Y1 NClass: Maria.
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+ k" x8 r% D6 p5 R" WTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: P1 P: W' k" Q JJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 M/ t3 y: P7 t' @3 l3 j: @
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & j! G5 C6 d5 Z1 u- X
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , d6 Z" Q: r* p/ d' m) [
Teacher: No, that's wrong 3 j* z" l7 _, e( C1 ~& d* Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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4 L1 G4 j* R" x& u* I- I4 {Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' A1 ~1 N) ]7 v1 _- _) a
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % W8 T4 S9 G) a; |3 j' v' v
Teacher: What are you talking about? / d& C/ e# [1 F
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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9 b5 q6 M' W( v1 v1 LTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: K& p: C$ W! C8 B( F* T$ X9 v/ c7 UWinnie: Me!
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9 v! T, E) P; Z1 R( B0 F) i4 bTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 @; p7 p4 u/ N: P, q8 w mGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% s! U9 V/ K& t# B) I$ [4 tTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 I8 q6 p: E& ~% F- ^) `# a" e" M& b
Millie: I is...
% }$ s8 W( _% x! DTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- S' D% v% V9 kMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; |' @3 [/ A: H# P7 [; h% DLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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, T1 y: t9 V; l. j2 x* L2 |" a3 c% ITeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 z4 p* M3 R z; f" r
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ J2 t* ~; y3 Q/ Q! v aTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 Y( k5 ?& M$ O2 W/ _Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " T6 Y- O8 e/ f% l2 E$ j' w- X
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) s; M" ~+ K( ZHarold: A teacher # O" w8 H% P' T+ \2 o8 F5 b4 f
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