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; I p+ O6 J& [ dTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. - Y6 k: A- l7 c6 a
Maria: Here it is.
; \0 Y% y7 u+ W' | OTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! i- F* m8 s3 \! ?
Class: Maria. " v. Y/ Q+ {! R
+ y7 X3 k6 s5 s) QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 B9 s$ D/ a5 ]8 t, eJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. " a9 p4 K4 P$ R. @
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 n& H' b8 I& tGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! l. c1 [5 o y# t- d, i- y' ]
Teacher: No, that's wrong ! w+ _, X2 w% v; _$ ?& s
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 {% [% ?/ H; ~* U5 V2 eTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: a/ B! t+ U4 {* \7 ~3 ]4 bDonald: H I J K L M N O. * N$ W, L5 o% `, A* @
Teacher: What are you talking about? ; g6 _3 k8 X! p4 K, {; E6 d- V8 ~0 f
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - c% @8 ^1 g) {( F8 G
o3 E- n, {0 K' x+ K# T. ?6 _' {7 pTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. b+ H8 r6 _8 L0 YWinnie: Me! 7 c2 [7 L9 P; S, u7 `. a; P$ F
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # w: a& c/ b; a s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , C& I2 K% z+ G2 v' [5 w# O
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) {6 d5 }) r4 T3 z0 i9 u8 i2 O* m9 tMillie: I is...
/ D: j: S" d5 o7 n& y* z4 `Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 h2 O; j+ ~: l# Y3 @, R# x+ k" H& h1 J! ]
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 W, P5 e% N5 [; W$ R8 |% Q7 l
( D6 X$ h4 q( _) _* |' OTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ |- [$ E& W5 R7 x( q: jLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 9 Q3 T: N) {' K D3 Q
$ S# u; r# g0 K! Q7 wTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( W- f1 x2 j2 }! k2 D
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # S9 p9 U! ~: l$ W$ m3 K
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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9 j8 }- E( o4 |% T: KTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% U9 Z$ @% A( o# S5 mHarold: A teacher
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