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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
2 ~$ i; {2 X5 C1 Z1 @2 q* M; D) xMaria: Here it is. + f5 ?( ^$ D% u b: t# o7 t# J* p
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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3 ^7 [! {. L* I, R- t# j0 Z2 S+ RTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 Z& p8 l# v8 C0 _; K. J. _1 A6 |
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : j( t5 Q+ O! z! S, M2 Z; b
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. }, X7 K. r9 N7 LGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! M, V6 R: r# JTeacher: No, that's wrong ! ?+ V2 I$ V ~9 Z% W7 y: I8 _
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + r0 H3 a6 J5 O' r# d8 G* y
" S6 F4 j' h1 `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 m: P$ {: M& k8 x) H: o- E% {Donald: H I J K L M N O. $ y% j3 f& D" @% _* f
Teacher: What are you talking about? 4 Z# K" ?: S+ T6 K+ {' P# h
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ) }, R+ W1 _, L: w; {/ ~* H9 J
$ ^, p7 M+ r) s: a( @# F qTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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& b; w4 C! C& f4 O9 e( rTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 q& @3 E# f }
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 a' m! A- } h' _! J) q2 R
2 h6 t$ k+ U8 ?0 v5 l* rTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 x) T! B) G NMillie: I is... ; F6 J' R6 ^+ _" n4 |: @
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 R( l" J3 C- A2 j
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " W ?1 j! N& F8 V% ]
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 @7 V' L9 J ?/ R
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 ~& v; p5 B& Z: `
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( L7 j+ M. v+ @' T, Z2 ~) \: z& f. a2 f% ^
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# b5 T" j2 x( \! R! d" ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. V% }6 M& v0 QClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% x" L! H' s/ W- `# d2 W) ~$ nHarold: A teacher 7 b Z- b& E7 f. t) c/ L5 _
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