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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! A4 N: f: `3 E! t; x q3 B. {
Maria: Here it is. ) f; |; ^# R# C+ d6 q7 G! }7 e! }
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 C! U5 H- K& i+ G! d, I( ^" iClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 {) f! F, ?* y1 v
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" _4 }: X; ^ F$ I4 ?Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 A0 T3 ^) ?: |9 g0 X5 _
Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 C/ p. G, j6 w$ {Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & E8 D! |0 f! F8 N
2 ]4 w2 j. D1 I; O \8 w' XTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& d: A" Y" Z. _: mDonald: H I J K L M N O. : K5 \3 t5 f: x
Teacher: What are you talking about?
3 F) i2 W# O+ W- d0 P) GDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : x+ a( E+ `2 Y( D0 b, L
, ~7 ~1 S3 ^' S" y7 r4 `7 fTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 D, }( B9 ^' y" @9 J; P- XWinnie: Me! 0 |2 P. \2 C9 i
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 m0 Y, {4 r# M- ?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 V, B" }: U& u
+ c8 `% Q. e# ^, `9 STeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. r& `6 B7 e w2 c: NMillie: I is... ' `7 C: E) K a5 n4 X3 v2 E
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 6 @5 F# D( \* }: g: }! q" {! U
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 K! s7 W% }8 c/ {Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + w3 O$ B- Y) G0 U( k( B7 r
+ `9 v0 l9 _" a. F- N% C4 e# F! zTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; I7 [( Y/ O) [1 [; t% y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, W4 |4 Q5 t$ T' ~3 C) FTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & R2 G# h# o2 G" ?( k. _* }: z5 E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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- Y; P" |4 R0 e$ ]* y$ M5 ~Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 Z1 B% s ?% T, `$ V: h3 q( a
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