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9 m* x1 X, P; K$ tTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! D$ k# ?4 }- P i# H- mMaria: Here it is. : G1 H: L' S$ D4 Z7 [4 Q2 v f
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 i* A* D4 {& I7 }) h9 a
Class: Maria.
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% O. P: T# a" m) Q) q O7 jTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! E+ C/ A# n$ YJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , Y7 z4 J ^3 ~3 X* b# i
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 c0 [& z* y8 t+ H; [5 z2 V2 [
Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 R0 C& i+ L7 i6 A
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 T- R, ^; W& l) v' ?! R; ]
Donald: H I J K L M N O. # r/ a: M: ~2 c- {
Teacher: What are you talking about?
0 [; h# E+ m. }9 f9 T1 {9 s2 O/ [Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % m4 m' s8 u# |2 J
9 Y8 }, _) w5 uTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & \) c8 Q$ I( |/ j' y: q
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 n9 t, F2 ], x. ^# c j6 o5 T6 s" ]Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 d: T9 v8 G z9 P3 j* f
Millie: I is...
& i: H% ^" ]% q4 J$ [0 pTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) @/ K) d! ~# z) N& i* ~. y
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 |7 G% g) _7 [& @% G# uTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & A* O, |/ M0 {& m7 {
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - M8 T4 ?6 ?: ^6 n) O8 |
1 P9 L9 M1 e6 E2 y `Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 F0 D! i- c6 K. S0 j2 P4 G* uSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 ^4 p8 C% {8 u: C/ x) u6 tTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
\2 @7 T7 a; {3 L: kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# y( g7 `) D# CHarold: A teacher
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