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+ i3 i5 w$ I3 {1 w; uTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 S4 E2 _# Y2 |2 y1 zMaria: Here it is. ( N" s b: A9 p2 `, M3 Y# T! o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + l6 x8 c& t$ p6 {* I! B
Class: Maria. : C: P& o: x1 w4 v
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " {& [6 u6 r3 p; W3 G# B" k& S
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# y3 M8 {( z# j# z" u; j9 @Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! [6 W% Q& v/ `3 }! {& XGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 ?: O# ~ K6 G: } G
Teacher: No, that's wrong
! n+ n8 S: }+ g% g7 YGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / r7 m& J: M" w
8 H2 X* j* Y) \/ ?5 uTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & Y8 ?( ~ a, L2 C: `
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
0 c: O$ M. h, G4 m1 M7 ?% NTeacher: What are you talking about? ) x' \$ L9 W0 ~- l k/ l) I) a7 _
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 h/ @, P. ~' B1 j: t
5 Z o5 E/ M. D7 ?6 yTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 p& X+ W5 ~' U( c. P! j& G6 rWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' M' ^& w; O g& h" d- bGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 n/ D2 I, w4 Z t* xTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 s8 o# b3 _7 f/ [+ `Millie: I is... , n3 |, C9 ^0 j: j0 w9 b8 ^7 A
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." & y6 }! ^9 i" s$ a5 a* u
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 2 x u% X5 T7 b1 C. |
) s4 K. I% k/ v" LTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % E4 ]/ n' ~) x/ p: R+ P3 @; G
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 ]" E2 h: a. ]) X' g, J
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& a& g5 p# U" g9 o$ |Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 A+ I& U! ?7 A0 G" ~- y- H
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! I' b. b, t8 c" p: y2 p& x( iClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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& ~' h7 h% z! K5 U+ |8 Y0 y1 |Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 F: G! e B3 e' j J& a9 H9 A
Harold: A teacher : C2 H+ y* e+ t8 ]
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