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2 W0 C$ c5 i/ y; ~7 k9 sTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" R* t3 w# Y* X, UMaria: Here it is.
% Z$ a5 M3 q( l v; ~( q7 hTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 l' r3 s* K5 Y- X2 R8 F# w
Class: Maria. ! |9 `1 u0 J$ {% p! g) p2 i- R6 }' M$ B
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 s6 `; u* O$ r9 E6 @9 [8 \John: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 H5 K) j5 S5 Q0 y: u: @& V9 U
7 ?) k j ~$ W3 e. ]1 {! STeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 P( @0 D# i0 A
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 D7 x' z& b; u; \. d: C7 n2 O
Teacher: No, that's wrong ! ~' G! f7 ~4 m
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 u. i8 K; J& q! l8 }. X* `4 WDonald: H I J K L M N O.
1 `% L% j- I. S2 ^Teacher: What are you talking about?
) v4 o6 \" D' y. G% x: m9 {Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 o w# u- f9 C/ UWinnie: Me! ) Q! d+ m& A2 b: p
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , G/ U+ u3 `; I( |
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 r& e( o( H9 a0 N- E8 P* o+ U
* Z! J. V% d! n: [Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 @6 }. _* B* d& ?8 D; c4 p
Millie: I is...
1 s" n6 {% K2 @+ m. R5 W) ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 v( i; V: a& ^0 k- h& V
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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+ o% ~/ f, R' n, ]( J5 CTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 T3 N) L# ]! T- u7 YLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. X6 Z( k; @( ]) w" Q- t, |
+ Z: x: K$ X" O, i! `+ YTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % `% ]' k v6 p7 q+ A F3 L* [
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! v" {% }0 ?6 Y* T0 Z4 G2 s) T F
$ [' ]3 I- ]5 {! H: E5 l VTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" @& y8 u2 v/ _7 d2 @6 mClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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3 B9 @9 O* }" l) s/ MTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? * D& l% f- Q# z2 s+ u
Harold: A teacher , p5 ] y; b- O* i4 D& _
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