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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( S4 i F4 @& n! T3 a# q% m
Maria: Here it is. ' I8 N4 x0 y& b) c6 p: w7 A
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 N5 C4 B6 m0 R- x) Y* S: \Class: Maria.
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7 _5 J; p$ {( i/ CTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& o3 V9 [( y* i; [) A, C+ gJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, H- P. h/ j+ d, ]2 o! g" c. oGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ M$ Q6 i X3 `
Teacher: No, that's wrong
- } z$ K. Y; FGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 c1 k( B. ^* Y: A, BTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% _: k) L) C, c, ~5 HDonald: H I J K L M N O.
2 Z' e$ x' ^3 |% s' p; q% v; pTeacher: What are you talking about? : p3 ^0 h5 |( M2 p
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 y7 o2 B1 k2 h6 o
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' w+ G* |1 S! A- K/ s% B- k4 }+ d
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% T+ Q) O/ Q1 K1 U u/ v& H& h7 CTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & C5 {+ t6 u; @8 E5 S' H; V
Millie: I is... & n( q0 x9 k) n( k Z3 e
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: x+ D* M7 t5 D8 v8 l* F1 c" M. rMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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) G( y8 m4 a ^9 H& ?) bTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: W6 Q2 K3 K' C6 ]. j' \0 O8 LLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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9 j' c, `- R0 T3 N5 _4 fTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 u) T& h) [/ c/ p
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ; V/ M2 k" U# {0 A+ n0 K5 D
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! W, k# j) I0 p/ R% p4 `% BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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9 _' L7 t) Y5 m1 x2 }Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& x3 e! O" x5 v& a8 E v" V3 Q( V8 P, WHarold: A teacher - Q3 Y, }1 Q/ o/ U6 P
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