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( x7 g* f6 K# K/ p1 L% l4 i5 ?" ZTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( d. H# e" [6 ~, T
Maria: Here it is.
3 }. h1 l* y8 r/ R- D! X% H7 eTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ E# s1 m* y r% ]! F
Class: Maria.
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' a, w: A8 Y7 n: J' ^# aTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' e6 d( r" v0 N+ s: U
John: You told me to do it without using tables. + @. g- R$ i, d% d
4 `% c5 ~4 Q' g3 b% @- aTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 _7 X! A7 G7 L! mGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 ?. `) _3 `' Z# v% M$ ?' @
Teacher: No, that's wrong
5 K7 k! w, F8 q& o4 YGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 s5 V0 G& i7 y3 ?6 T' ADonald: H I J K L M N O.
5 o& W: k( h$ [/ H( `4 ?5 ?" zTeacher: What are you talking about?
2 O% O+ i4 W( EDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) @: o5 M+ ~0 @+ a6 c6 M: DTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& s, [ F) v, \4 W+ p8 S. m) kWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 U. a- y D6 O" u
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * A+ Q0 j: h& f* |7 J( G9 B' k
+ H1 J( f4 L( XTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 L* [/ a: k K$ w( h. tMillie: I is...
1 q* J: [' _9 Y: iTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
0 f4 q5 E5 L. } NMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : A. y h) m' [5 j f" b
/ F8 _/ L! C, A6 s+ ^Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' x3 p3 j$ `, |Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - a. s5 v1 o6 G) m+ M g# N5 Z
: A% t# p- }5 j( u% ]- N2 eTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- O: R0 Z, G- c3 BSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , l5 s5 ^8 H! `( ?) F
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , i! Q7 m8 y' P! \" s
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ M' J, ?' o' M: g" pHarold: A teacher
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