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; \$ q$ h% b2 O) z! b' U) ]Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # B& i" m. J; z% W5 P; A% f+ ?
Maria: Here it is.
! }8 I2 I0 n" h! \' M% M; kTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 h9 F) T# B" h2 F ?Class: Maria.
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7 W( q) x% `" w/ oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
^! [/ q. L1 O7 i7 U, g7 PJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ( Q m* J% T7 c) O2 N- g; Q3 `
3 H' E0 ^0 h7 q G4 w* c; |Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . f6 a- g+ v* D0 f3 p2 G
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / K9 z3 S) J0 }2 a0 h
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' F: x7 k! ]. k# \4 h: c- b5 d s
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. K; P% Z) l r4 KDonald: H I J K L M N O. 8 R$ v, K% [8 f" F
Teacher: What are you talking about?
: z' w$ K* c; S5 `" qDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 z1 Q0 z2 q: w2 I$ u
" ? N& w1 L7 C2 w" z$ W3 BTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 ]" O' K& @: E& O
Winnie: Me!
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% T L O5 h) B3 Y. E* A# H6 W* CTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! R; l9 ?0 {% l9 cGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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3 c. a8 q4 t" nTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' k: z3 {0 z! `0 W) W9 @
Millie: I is... 0 d w: x3 B; ?( f/ Q% N
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , {; i- v& g2 l% w2 C0 }
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) K, X4 {! Q) f9 F. F) B
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 F' a* ~/ ~5 ?8 \+ B' `( k* DLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : x" A% i: E) B- |! N
' Z: I! L: m. u' a4 jTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 ]' U* h+ X' |6 C1 x# Q) SSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 { m: s) V/ f1 w) q, [Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " U9 p! E# k+ C* D( m
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 }9 F1 C! u1 f9 L! J. r8 L# KHarold: A teacher , D% s z4 V) k% N4 y: E+ n
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