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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. " g1 z# x- {, j. t3 S& {- G' h
Maria: Here it is.
, F3 W; m K2 R$ p1 a! a$ YTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 X, @7 g, m4 H5 q' d. }
Class: Maria.
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: l5 S# K: N7 A$ M- e' \Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' R& A" q; M. U u. @, a' K' S
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 n. v: W7 F3 s( M
/ o* A# T. m0 B# a9 x' ]Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
' @- C5 A+ n0 x1 ?: bGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % l3 Z7 K# L; ~4 |
Teacher: No, that's wrong
' K, C! x7 q6 P( R% l: X: Z2 B7 XGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! ^+ y; z7 F/ s# U; ^" s2 Y) y* ]
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 p& C* j, Z$ i, J
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 x/ y/ C: v5 _5 n' J
Teacher: What are you talking about?
% D( t+ R. p$ S8 N3 n; p$ TDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ! E* U+ _9 S+ H) Z9 @
Winnie: Me!
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+ a: y' f @" jTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 j( x& L1 p- r# Q7 L7 a" {, R% EGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * \+ c2 ^6 d0 O5 l F0 c% s' b
[# c3 w# F# q, ^$ ^+ VTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( L$ q' E' r# Y1 q5 \6 ~Millie: I is...
: ^1 ?' w( \7 U r0 p6 s/ D# X: mTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, }. J) }/ `: y. N; x8 ?( PMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 B: O: U" B9 g% T. A& t
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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7 C: X0 w4 o0 `( z8 Y( FTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ s9 e) A6 @1 ^/ Y6 A* T
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 i! j/ H9 }5 |- K: ?" i0 V
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ v, V4 A; w: s/ U+ f- A# t2 jClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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( k& U& x$ D. u5 X# @; KTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, N7 V# T- r0 |! r5 f8 yHarold: A teacher
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