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3 k, B- n! [6 gTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 N9 z+ r0 ^8 R" ~* o* D! oMaria: Here it is. / j- N x, L" F6 I: J3 j
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
1 R2 _9 l# j. P" H- F9 o% U2 BClass: Maria. S8 U; B8 W. Z0 F4 }, [
+ g# |) m1 o6 b/ T! v! [6 tTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; J% o8 I \* N3 _7 rJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" v& \5 @ w- z1 I0 d- z$ n9 W o
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : z0 L& t) A3 P
Teacher: No, that's wrong
: ~& X6 X3 ^& H/ \) [Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( B/ v8 i% g# \1 N' |
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 R4 J/ |2 J/ y. h; c! SDonald: H I J K L M N O.
8 F! I7 S8 H" k: e. fTeacher: What are you talking about?
* A7 W/ S' z2 [; M- A6 w) R" M6 WDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. W0 C2 W$ s; Z BTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : Y' E; `! k" r! \+ I7 I, W
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& Z, N* n. m( N/ ~; aGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 4 Y7 g" g3 m1 i+ R( ^
Millie: I is...
+ `9 u3 W# q- q1 z4 [Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ ~ r% L" w. VMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) u" w/ d6 q- Y8 w
( U; \1 K7 @" g. O0 {2 A2 F7 tTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. P' k" t" X1 ?' N9 Z$ o$ Z YLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. v2 j1 z* X7 ~7 g C% X
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 Y& | K! O5 a' b
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + O! @: S7 L* X* A8 ?+ }& j
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 { ~4 ~5 f( ?, kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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$ K) h) D% x& G% |$ q {1 _; ATeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( ]6 `! Y9 ^) X- ^* O4 h. z* ~
Harold: A teacher
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