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& h0 M7 s- U/ S2 R0 e6 ~: p& xTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! A$ S# F1 ]4 I( h8 ?) V
Maria: Here it is. % a8 E+ D$ t9 m* @$ d2 h# _
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 r4 f" S6 s' f
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ |7 u5 b, S3 I' {9 i! qGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 T3 p& F2 Q3 P5 w+ e" j7 [6 Z+ ~1 r
Teacher: No, that's wrong , d& v6 W. {0 q# P+ ^
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # l1 V2 L5 D+ h- z! u0 Q
7 ]" x6 M/ [+ ^* c! X, DTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, q3 d/ Z; [6 p$ I4 [Donald: H I J K L M N O.
. ?0 `. b) |- [9 H( zTeacher: What are you talking about?
5 p- e: X7 J# h3 _+ _" e0 HDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & h" O- _; J5 f8 W6 W% L/ N
% k; C; I# ] ]7 a7 F! BTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 N& ^- ]6 q3 k" |, pWinnie: Me!
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7 x# K/ v1 A2 u! GTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , _9 F5 Q6 s7 v) I0 H7 z
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 d; k) h' N9 V) }1 `; GMillie: I is... / G' T# I2 P, P: [0 O9 U
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 m7 _3 N8 j. ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 ~/ S& F- d4 s8 {
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # Y: `" b" S. O; g
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- l2 K; K% |* S- ]& G( W, c. nSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 g" M2 T. c, K- m1 d8 E$ n( ^+ b+ J
. f" k) l( H0 c- q6 E+ E% K# FTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , K; r& A) g' Y
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 C# ]; W l( E' Y6 x& l
Harold: A teacher
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