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; `3 z2 P5 {) q* R/ W/ OTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 {! U- H" W6 u$ g2 [, CMaria: Here it is. # `, d" d2 b% I, h0 g6 X1 [$ f: r1 T
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ f2 k0 @9 X+ u; A( y; g
Class: Maria. + a0 S8 ^ X5 d% ^1 R! {
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 ]7 \* _. C$ c: l7 Y, V/ s
John: You told me to do it without using tables. & T! c H W# N4 M% Q1 `
2 j" H, {$ }; Y1 U5 ]+ C( v hTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( P m) h$ k2 Q' Y2 S+ T
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 e! S; b* @+ V; M1 m) H3 U/ k/ z
Teacher: No, that's wrong
. D0 B. R: f3 `. F ^6 ]Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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: `% o3 T/ r* T# W! CTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / S" r c& {& Q4 |
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
: t2 x+ b' l5 Z' _( E) qTeacher: What are you talking about? # M; v8 Q) K: O4 V0 i+ V, k
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; Q; j- N$ p7 x8 b$ j
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ' c* \* W2 y% i- c% R/ A
Winnie: Me! ( E4 H/ t7 \7 u0 M
, h9 W* s1 h- f9 JTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) l% O1 }. h& |1 Z8 R7 S% a
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 o& R5 n1 t1 C: v+ x
w" r1 l5 P! N- H4 u1 PTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) d% c+ y2 |! e- o# [1 hMillie: I is... 5 U" y [6 Z; l: a' ?; j
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
# h V/ B1 l+ O" l+ j4 wMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 7 V* u: t+ Y X2 g" V$ j; ?* j" {% m8 Q
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 N% l7 [5 k/ B0 z3 F: D( t
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - r" |2 [& _) `
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 ]# {: A( B: A+ I0 B; i3 cSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ' T- X; n( Z. l# o" S/ w. Y
2 V3 W' e: K# N' H9 C U* KTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 H1 I5 M! [# ~7 X1 S
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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7 W3 `7 d/ i, zTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 Y7 m6 J) t* l3 H& w4 R% C) P
Harold: A teacher & o: B2 k- e3 V" {, }6 }
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