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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 w! a7 Q5 r# B* |5 p4 P, h' k& k5 K0 aMaria: Here it is.
' W0 ?3 l& X, |+ e1 MTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: ]; `; ?, G, G r( oClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) [) R5 f2 t; V3 S$ D) x1 {' ?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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* ^( `# A( E B5 u" uTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% ]% K- R! K, e f& A' S$ iGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * l* Y; W3 Q" k/ r6 z
Teacher: No, that's wrong & z5 Q y8 v* Z0 x5 K8 r) o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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+ ?6 i# t+ ?* }9 i8 i. q, N. ATeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 1 n& M/ v1 X& X( o! s( ~
Donald: H I J K L M N O. / O7 c4 }, n+ b; A) ?- Z
Teacher: What are you talking about? , d5 X4 w3 c6 \# P9 g) a
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + c! T4 a$ T% ]. j
Winnie: Me! 6 Z* T5 `: x0 Y1 F9 q. m
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 G3 y9 G8 g0 \Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + t9 I4 w/ u2 Z j0 n& x6 G
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( E4 k) K- { M
Millie: I is... 6 z& T6 O8 ?$ O& e
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; j) @7 i# l. ]1 s, fMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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. o9 R" Q2 x1 \Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 o" d9 b9 V. {& K
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 T: G- b c" @" a% r5 p- PSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 w7 k1 M/ x# |( k: } g0 v
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : D( Z9 L& o" Y* x1 Y8 d' ]
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, R: f' t" K# `6 ]) S9 A8 F! `Harold: A teacher
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