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' ?' @% {- @* bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ Z( w! ]" E+ _: E) r1 H: R0 u6 p7 jMaria: Here it is. 0 j1 n& z- f" s6 |9 E6 ]( I% ^: s
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ a1 c" L3 g D. nClass: Maria. 9 g; N' A5 a7 b- U' c3 k. i% p
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 M n, T/ ]% E+ [John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 H) o9 a3 N; W! r1 ETeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ X+ `; d3 o9 z+ o- O
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ E# y8 h1 i0 J9 L" jTeacher: No, that's wrong
& |3 S- l/ [7 S* L/ G' QGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; Q+ k8 } f+ p g
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 b) w) v1 {% B/ S6 I' g
Donald: H I J K L M N O. - _, d3 f( e1 ]3 l; @, O
Teacher: What are you talking about? 5 V7 ?0 r: S9 W- Q3 w7 @* o
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. ?& s. r |, M, m7 M7 p/ c: yWinnie: Me! * Q; {# l/ s6 z! `9 }$ r( l5 P, \
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 @4 {9 T3 V; _6 ^; e
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 B" W# t) d) k3 i- M; sMillie: I is...
% o9 g, |( q2 d ]. `' ETeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: \5 R! c% {1 C8 `Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - M( q1 L1 T0 D$ T
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) w: I8 N& J, m8 q! E0 f* u9 ~
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' k! X, I/ o1 \9 ISimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 _% [4 D/ g2 s+ @. G8 c# P
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 b8 T( Y- g- p1 g% U
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * g, o L m" ?% E# l- H# P
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 u# K- y: Q) k$ M6 RHarold: A teacher ; l) I2 p3 }* ]) ^
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