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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 X0 [# l# H; `7 a1 q3 Z
Maria: Here it is.
4 t4 g3 W* e( wTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ h$ h. r! ^' y1 Q" z1 [1 w
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / f! B" `* i1 e9 i# C" [
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ( k3 r7 J- @* o, o" O
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
( ]# c) Q. \6 N- f* B$ ]& t1 \Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# O# X) q. Z, uTeacher: No, that's wrong 7 r4 T, m# l! t1 Z! C! U, W1 r
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' |, W" D4 v4 S: y- b
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% |! z2 Z% Z; k5 h; g/ m+ U9 XDonald: H I J K L M N O. * P6 b" r$ w: }
Teacher: What are you talking about? ' E# U6 F+ d! \& v4 w6 s0 c
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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' L$ p8 ]* z7 ~+ N, xTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : M9 o& |7 D) `. |
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* ~9 v) X5 L0 E* y% ?! i2 h5 YGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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" j. e: L7 B4 C2 a7 H6 NTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! m: v0 A- s' L" m! }. b. d( z
Millie: I is... & k3 x1 D. j7 Z' Z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - C/ s3 u8 V5 A9 J% H9 e& J
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , C2 Z! c5 S, W3 b3 b8 Z m
; ^- ?( c w& x# _2 rTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 |: j( k% {) g) M0 G
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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; r0 e% e2 Y$ R: O0 D6 t& QTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 }; b$ M! _/ _% l# GSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 a. x) n5 L- e }Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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6 z, n% x) K4 bTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: {6 S! |9 H. b& lHarold: A teacher T; t* n; a( R @4 I1 Y& C
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