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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; Z! G j# _% K) S9 P. f$ k
Maria: Here it is. 1 {. E: R+ u! ~
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 O5 F( p( D5 u. a; X" f n. W, ?6 ]
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + S* T* a4 k- t" e: I5 E
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" X% i) \* J" ~
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! x6 w' M2 R+ w) G8 S2 A* m
Teacher: No, that's wrong ; W; `0 l. D* s2 y" b2 p
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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% m" A) }( }: }. G: lTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 F: ]$ p2 o: u& CDonald: H I J K L M N O. % D2 H* s+ f& l7 y/ z. }6 ]
Teacher: What are you talking about?
, m* p! \# L1 B" y! b" O, }7 x& wDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + i: p. ?# \: q
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
o6 B6 P o5 [9 {& L* ?2 M% \1 hWinnie: Me! * Y$ Q* u$ W) g; A5 X* b# m) t
2 Y0 p5 S9 e8 B( E& x5 D+ t3 ?Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 n4 K( s/ N9 @* C% M7 S* }Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * F! ^- l9 S4 D: z
6 U5 h; W/ x4 w1 P9 e3 m8 {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; ^% c1 a! \ g0 r5 @4 P5 ^ |- vMillie: I is...
: C& H6 \! {# {; |; h# iTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 C% a6 X* d6 t( C: C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " v, A0 w5 i: c6 j" t% K
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 |# z: Z3 i W+ v; p2 o6 lLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 p4 p& x/ E! Y& c5 h
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( h( n# u% p+ I; sSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . ]3 R4 U3 [" D7 s& P* r
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) A9 |% X% M' k0 b3 z8 \Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 L. F( x3 K8 {0 v$ v3 P5 U) p8 c
8 [; I) A/ ?8 o3 s5 x: R, BTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # V6 `7 a) e+ a) ?! A$ r+ S
Harold: A teacher
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