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8 M/ P- K% W9 Z3 JTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 e! N) G$ \9 {( b: r8 _% `
Maria: Here it is. % \7 o1 {) }2 l. m3 Q, ^# Y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 w( D# e7 `9 d
Class: Maria.
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]3 |. [( B z, V; uTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ z0 {- D' A5 E/ w! t, ^9 W2 JJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* j# w) M/ B, n9 s) w/ {# _- bGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; @# H( i! u+ A3 ?* m( k
Teacher: No, that's wrong
& x, E: G/ B( ?' G4 `) z9 OGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 o" [9 M) V! w* y
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 7 H& f+ i }& N. F
Teacher: What are you talking about?
# ]/ I$ Z" V/ ~$ P6 q$ G/ Q# |0 ~Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ y" ]: a r5 ~1 Z4 b% p+ J
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 z. @: u( p; y; I1 V+ z- O; I( rWinnie: Me!
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3 s g: B. ^0 T( \4 BTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) o$ o8 A% B, E. i+ d4 H( m6 r* ^Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 K$ X+ j0 ~! s/ o, e: A. }
7 W+ N6 c" N2 G+ j7 fTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 B( R- O& W; q0 m9 R
Millie: I is...
& h. B3 _, j* ~/ x1 ^Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 m! Z# S* L! }8 {& r0 \. YMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." V4 x: ]: `3 y4 }* c; \& }
1 F& [" o1 S9 I" D3 z9 a* @Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, Q% _7 n, T4 Y/ V4 E p5 c! m OLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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# P, t0 \+ D# m5 I8 J {Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 C- k# e+ o$ V3 `Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( N- A0 I! f/ R z1 t7 dTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! M7 ^: b, h9 s( Y$ Q, S7 d
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 R) A2 ?* `& C
Harold: A teacher 2 N* G% i( Z1 V8 [" N
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