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' e2 ^4 f; b+ b: ^0 {& ?Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # D/ |! o2 M l& t
Maria: Here it is.
' E+ w, S) _5 w, i2 L `: q0 @' BTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 I/ U5 v; y8 t. b% n" ]Class: Maria. ( n" N }& Y4 y: u4 U1 g/ J
+ E' X7 L7 K/ FTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 d9 Y8 {1 @; K4 Q. Z5 e; kJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& B0 r2 f- g, q0 }. v c# tGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 p# V1 h* o% f) S/ T7 ]Teacher: No, that's wrong $ c2 ^* z$ C% u+ H6 j
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - \) _% `, E$ k0 T
. l5 _/ W. c6 Z" @. tTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" K8 Z# s+ ^& s$ C( q DDonald: H I J K L M N O.
, n9 B, T$ N% M7 k9 D# BTeacher: What are you talking about?
; S. [* ?3 n; PDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" F, Q( Z$ K% l$ C( QTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - H" d% ~( `/ ^; M
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : P- R9 W" w5 Y2 G3 O8 z
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. I0 G$ c4 J# S; e( e' ~, r
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 V4 `* Y7 g; h' s9 F
Millie: I is...
' H% z0 g- C" R- t iTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # l1 L, j' M X# B
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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- i* q5 B4 W9 J G* tTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' ]' N m* j2 y# HLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . k2 w |9 ^- S& C
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" e/ A2 C& e1 R- M4 }- rSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ R A2 |2 e/ C- i. j& O
9 m2 t- P" [& R0 e0 t$ T9 zTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 f/ T# V3 G. f. F# u
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - ^, _6 y) @8 I3 s. A
?+ W/ D# W& V3 B* w+ Q* c h# kTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ ~' Q- B5 `' f( V5 t
Harold: A teacher % \% T( o1 _ N6 D; W4 A8 \
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