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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' g( L2 y) s' N) {/ J3 f
Maria: Here it is.
& G+ w0 k& p2 p. ZTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( K! U, J0 G* a5 }
Class: Maria.
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: y0 e+ ] ?( O% o1 z* ITeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( T" ]( N8 s' T: w4 V
John: You told me to do it without using tables. - \3 d! }' ]7 X) N9 `8 T0 x
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" + c; L1 f' y, t; Q1 \3 L
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# @& X0 z0 }; m$ D1 mTeacher: No, that's wrong
9 s2 o! d+ D3 E- S2 Y: O( {Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 U: W3 ~7 z: E
! o6 a5 r% q0 @' D* LTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; O/ O) [; P3 B2 c% Y1 U$ cDonald: H I J K L M N O.
" `# ^; i# A r" yTeacher: What are you talking about?
6 O' J7 K D& F- s1 f! `Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& i4 B1 s3 y+ C; d8 ]# r6 VTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 V+ g) J9 A. {& Y7 x6 n+ LWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? M+ t5 P& w6 d/ W! d9 F* t- @" ^" O- s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 x! O# o- n6 F2 n$ d& |7 N5 qMillie: I is... 6 B+ e7 ^! `) E) k5 @1 R% e% l5 O
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 i3 l/ h: v; D/ {4 vMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 r; y# b+ a5 l1 ?
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& V1 Y" j. |, Y. B+ u; t: O# qLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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1 t8 P; t# `0 r9 B, W9 F W; {+ rTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ M2 c4 ^9 C/ ySimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 O' r# h3 s" q6 T$ \3 rClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 ]- C5 S; H8 A- S$ W5 ^4 W3 q/ v
Harold: A teacher 6 A* E% L' p& n, @# N/ ?# j, u
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