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. z% T% E' T0 I% d* ZTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, z) u( X) _/ jMaria: Here it is.
+ y2 f& @/ h* q3 W/ `Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 A+ X4 s9 s8 |5 B- dClass: Maria. 0 O5 ]* ^2 o: M3 }& R7 m
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 O9 b; p$ ^4 H3 h7 b& b( Q. S D4 I
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 \1 `0 F7 d. H5 Z# M: uTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 k7 S6 b8 ]6 yGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; P/ M9 [$ G- w: c: M
Teacher: No, that's wrong * d: f2 W3 M' b$ G4 a% f8 m
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 x1 z7 A+ Z! s
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. P7 P+ C8 h: q- w' ~' r- vDonald: H I J K L M N O. 9 m4 a! T1 @( Z" k* h
Teacher: What are you talking about?
9 b: @# }6 F2 u j& gDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : U. {1 U8 ]% L: E; m2 z
( m+ T* T3 h4 o5 tTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; O/ \3 q# d1 ~- Y' h4 a7 mWinnie: Me! & {) u4 C* ^9 Z# w: R$ }& ~9 T" R
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* K. B( q* w3 L Q( i& MGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - v0 p. F! `1 P
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , s1 [. f6 D5 c9 {
Millie: I is...
) V& s& j' v- ^$ Y3 {$ NTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' P' G6 i' X2 ~& a
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / O# U8 k! u& Y- b4 A* a
. m5 }! O+ ]; I+ ?4 cTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- v6 `- t) o6 V# w; M: cLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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/ g/ m) o( [, J( E8 D5 @* u8 ?$ fTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 w$ ` P" `+ c F' nSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. " q, e9 v0 {8 o% X5 ?( {
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 d0 U9 ^5 ~+ L( n3 i& L# T3 H: Y2 yClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' K3 y# O6 X. o9 H8 V
Harold: A teacher
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