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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; j. G4 l0 ^3 W+ HMaria: Here it is. / Y" o' [% w- M6 T
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 d) i: f4 W8 [' t7 H+ G% h
Class: Maria. 7 E- |' i. m% P+ l, W1 S. q
! A4 d$ y _9 j* U. L. B% HTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 h1 H N+ w" w% e1 P
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 i+ W4 {& n! c) o1 n2 {9 ^" J
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 B, ~( \9 t7 v4 c+ C8 R
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " b9 X* g$ H/ ]) [* a0 t
Teacher: No, that's wrong [' H; m: j& Q' Y; f
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ m8 }; D! `. BTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 I/ a, d0 Z O$ w9 f, a9 m
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 3 W% h9 b/ |! Z8 L+ M7 H5 R
Teacher: What are you talking about?
# R. ]% r( q2 G: i8 C9 }6 RDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 w+ x! n+ A3 X" o) l: b; ~
+ N6 o7 C5 A. S$ z" z& }' O# [' {Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * M7 I4 n9 p+ n( m- q) k6 n
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 A0 N& w# e0 X; TGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' T- ?$ u0 P: i! S1 L
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." {' \; D* Z: I
Millie: I is... / P. }0 b+ p- o) y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' B$ o. j$ I) `0 N6 zMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ {( l0 a0 ?% p' h( d- OLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. k4 \$ N) C( @$ L% _# E. _7 j* F
, Z% Y S& z4 U2 v. z3 ATeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : ^ T% J" B$ D# ^2 O9 k' x) y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: ?3 V% e* O& S' ?- T6 p! yHarold: A teacher 6 p0 L- Z" U( }2 ?1 I! y! q
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