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" B ~: f9 C/ `' C! dTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : U* n* A G+ s0 G$ N
Maria: Here it is.
! S" E) u# s- e' A1 mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : M, J# J: g/ I# }! Y
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? b" p- ]1 d( p9 O
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 @8 ]) ^; }5 `2 M pTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! }0 ~. B. A, a9 U5 d
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . {- V; B E$ U$ ^* \, ]1 T' U
Teacher: No, that's wrong
c/ K5 T. ~3 h8 [9 OGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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# @) C7 h0 O3 m; P" eTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 z0 K o2 n3 O: Q
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 k* n) C& o3 C! j( w# n+ R/ ITeacher: What are you talking about? n% z3 l9 O/ E
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) c! N- c! w& `& C( Q7 R, lTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 L8 k9 j2 ]3 k7 {' y! }Winnie: Me! . b! c- @& C$ z s0 ?' F
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 d/ U* |! a5 x
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# _; |6 _; W' V# S' g5 cMillie: I is... 6 g0 v/ M# n% [; a" A
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 N% ?9 ~1 Y7 m) J
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 2 ?& ]2 a: ^0 c- n& o
" O1 _* s' R% n( \3 mTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ P7 P) V* ]. M4 b' h# c1 B+ yLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 `( z' K$ @4 U* C0 p3 d' ~$ NSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ w7 }8 s1 O+ w% K+ W
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , V; x$ e3 g7 m' _/ r
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 X3 p1 k8 e- [3 }Harold: A teacher
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