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! {% @" j/ u5 N6 v! }Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ m4 e3 }% r: |$ R2 B* T$ H
Maria: Here it is.
& I0 O e$ G r6 k" l4 yTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; r p- v" d" \8 iClass: Maria. - [6 b& l' }" Y. H1 q
5 h. Q: s% I6 @" \$ g1 DTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * `# c0 N3 ?& g& a* C; f, O
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 }. D* F! k. A& X6 N; f
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 x E; Q5 P. u
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" l0 `5 h. W+ F* g4 `3 a5 r" l
Teacher: No, that's wrong $ `; Y- z* u9 a
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & c- b1 G% q6 r, V
( ~0 ^6 X6 I x' YTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % U3 c$ K. x. F5 m* f3 |$ |
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 2 r# _! U! V* _. x' V% I# G
Teacher: What are you talking about?
. I a* C9 E6 {1 dDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& r2 |- q7 [8 p7 z& u; N' H; z. ?Winnie: Me! 4 N( J5 B; {5 o( `/ o1 g0 V" a
0 V5 u: S' ?' M: J4 Y, B; }' zTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ j; f& Q: U( L7 V% f$ x# j" u: B
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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* K; H$ t' @4 u$ S# |, GTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- K0 s8 ^+ b/ B5 Z, V8 z( _Millie: I is... 4 C) ?. x1 ]) w% K/ @7 k, v q% T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; I/ H3 R8 r) c4 E% DMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( z' O- a' P2 O; b: C
6 c2 j+ [7 ^/ `8 OTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . `3 A9 M, ^" B4 F$ f* ?! @! ]
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 \* L( i' }( j" p9 A' `1 Q5 a
. v( G" E1 M' ATeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . L' G- C. R2 @: h. D
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 n4 L3 P" {% `2 W, pClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & p+ d8 n" t& q) A0 r
6 o1 q( P8 }/ {/ S& U a6 h& o" xTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 A2 p4 m, u- P' QHarold: A teacher $ w+ h% |$ q7 D8 d b9 {
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