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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 \ `/ I4 `9 f
Maria: Here it is.
! {/ c3 |5 ^: ~/ N$ w: t$ B9 M" S- vTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" v5 p. ]3 R5 o! q2 r4 nClass: Maria. 2 G! B" a9 V! c; Q& M! v! E1 ]
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 J6 Q) g9 b) c t O W& s! R3 TJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * S; M! B7 Q/ |# [( c2 r
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 x# p) Y. n3 X4 ^" r# }$ F8 t5 Z
Teacher: No, that's wrong
- v' w* F% y( N4 T$ I2 RGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 S, L1 `* `/ U" Q
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& n" A+ g* ^3 ~4 C2 i VDonald: H I J K L M N O.
1 P& |, S0 B* P3 p4 CTeacher: What are you talking about?
* w9 A; C/ m0 E8 ~: u W# y3 H8 ~Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : D. j6 D2 ?* N' N7 e" p+ D$ I9 M
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 ~3 ?8 b( ?- Y9 i; L F
Winnie: Me! , H' t' L7 Z+ M$ c. o
) U- ~, D' Q( W) OTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 b6 \1 M4 m# y8 K7 CGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 q- v1 {5 H1 I' Z! m. H6 fTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) U' g+ \# `6 V0 [, P/ \Millie: I is... & g' }4 Y6 _- f! [6 n# F& L' c
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." & t+ i* \8 T6 _3 D( z9 E9 b; d# j
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 H8 s2 e7 c1 w
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; ]& B! i$ E) o( S2 @6 W+ }) _Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 c+ H. R8 y; `1 H
* M$ r1 i4 D/ Q% _Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " G0 c* j: Q7 \6 [0 Y2 j& h& C
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. % o- a! w8 T. Z C
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# w% U8 T x2 i: ?( e9 ]* t% @9 m- OClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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* K F7 A& K( j9 B; N- g7 W0 {8 w, Y9 YTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# d5 y% b/ G3 S" a' B3 R4 M; PHarold: A teacher
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