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" [" e& B. I( ]9 M9 s* TTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , ?! h7 n! c3 j1 B9 E
Maria: Here it is. " n( X8 g& C S" k: l
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 y; f6 E' O3 j6 }5 m6 u X! RClass: Maria.
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$ w1 M7 }$ r9 l7 |8 G) f0 a: [# }3 y4 sTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , _" w3 z; y) ?2 X
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 {5 d/ T# n8 `$ nTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 \5 Q! `0 |: P' tGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. Z: }7 R! G* s, ETeacher: No, that's wrong . Z( A1 S: ]2 p
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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' c4 r0 M6 U2 p0 C$ A$ GTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. O* ~; o# \5 U# M% e; I- s7 PDonald: H I J K L M N O.
. S9 B0 n- V4 U; p6 x* `' gTeacher: What are you talking about? 6 C% _* b) r% {
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; n3 Y& _/ d" E+ p/ N* D" O
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 ?* d! S' [" P' r' v- x" I: Y" ]Winnie: Me!
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6 o* F: F4 k4 Q K1 LTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 }+ Z( Q) @# j- U9 p6 ~Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ X( I8 V6 Y* B7 P+ `! z8 X7 t
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 K p e1 r# ]Millie: I is...
' b8 P' Y& e3 {- J- g4 cTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! E. k$ r5 R5 l: ?! j: I& L2 i$ H7 C- X
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / [$ X9 R5 [% J$ ?1 o
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 w& \0 v0 B# q; p RTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? , k) w7 N3 h( K. K0 t
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ Y* t. H5 S6 c& h/ V. }
* S& t' X+ t9 r7 q0 pTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : Z! G1 ^ b. B+ S: i( t
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) g3 U$ T, M; ?6 F* O
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' [* L2 M0 e2 {/ r- T4 z/ u5 B) i% D
Harold: A teacher ) f. _& N! B) A, T
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