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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
4 n& f) d0 H" A- G- MMaria: Here it is.
, Z! A5 @% O, lTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % V- S# g! H5 s
Class: Maria. ' P$ e% w3 x" b; V
U9 D( m4 }6 L" R0 t- |' QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . }2 d& b; T/ f _5 w1 I
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 F% X: [7 n+ L5 vTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) w# }1 f) x Q( }# K
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: ]2 Y% I1 U/ F, t$ o2 \6 RTeacher: No, that's wrong % v7 y; H9 ?0 ^2 b; D9 T$ D. |' n
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' I+ v8 C* j7 A( nDonald: H I J K L M N O. / Y. l9 b( b- L, ^6 ^
Teacher: What are you talking about?
. I( Q: D; t8 T9 d7 @Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# P8 F! `' T+ C2 G8 b1 UWinnie: Me!
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) |) I$ z* I; N6 Q8 e( ~Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. F( @) A: f& D5 G. F xGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. # L- x/ ?! G4 [! I P; k
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 b( @% i5 p1 F6 W4 CMillie: I is... ' @6 f S( g5 v0 H; n; Z. h
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& S# V% S1 E7 L a- xMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( Q# M0 I& L) e8 ]
2 `- D4 y; Z6 n& rTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + b% a" k: t9 T; x" e- P
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 d9 E- v8 ^; t" }! [0 t' ?: A
) j1 \5 Z% z! X0 j XTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 T! j, S3 P: l9 x9 w3 K' Z* l
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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|) B l$ v N1 uTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 P$ {* H& s( m" F% ZClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % O% I8 F! y7 [ C+ L. A& o
Harold: A teacher
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