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4 Y8 f) s0 m8 ]8 B; z2 OTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: ~1 M9 ]. F/ j% g$ BMaria: Here it is.
4 s; j( j( o, cTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
5 d# @ }) s. a: X, AClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & p! z/ Q9 H- u3 Q
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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0 |: N$ }1 g2 q; F0 d7 G& J& kTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; k2 r4 }2 k/ T& PGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! ~; I/ h: x6 v! S/ c
Teacher: No, that's wrong & X' k9 @ Z9 Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 o5 F$ k. l/ ^3 f. b3 v9 v
1 x% v2 f) b9 o/ jTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % }: j: `" K9 \& _+ m
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
. d A9 r! I5 ETeacher: What are you talking about?
1 Q! [* b7 z% K2 F/ _7 kDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 N4 i# h2 }# X" H u& h! G1 s, F
Winnie: Me! ( }& M/ h9 M" K
0 u: g, K% C4 ^Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 f* m4 _# [; q) ~1 Z& u; t- UGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; s! g4 R; y% X/ X3 H* N2 ?
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. S: v' {& `2 ^Millie: I is...
( t7 F% u7 c" [" ^3 H$ OTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 ?% ^$ p1 v A8 m
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' ?5 v& O0 f" @' C) t+ q' i
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % J: u0 A8 j$ a) M3 T
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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; h4 ^" e& A& k: p8 fTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( \8 [% u! E$ b: {( x$ B0 c' H
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) [- L1 Y( i$ ]# d+ b3 rClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 M# K# [4 x" K. Q' r, [Harold: A teacher 0 Q- C; a, V% b5 f9 i' f
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