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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : |% p% U4 }- i! }" Z$ t
Maria: Here it is.
7 }2 H8 b* f, j: C$ g! ~. FTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 e; c1 {0 d5 mClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ U4 c+ d5 @4 i2 }( r9 ]John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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+ T! c/ s) E# Z% b7 R5 `Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ Y- [9 j9 e l; b2 \% x) Q$ NGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( P) D/ t6 W9 ^0 r0 q! X! Z4 B1 T
Teacher: No, that's wrong 2 s6 l4 |. w9 m! V; F
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # r( ]6 g# c3 T; L: v& U4 f
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # l% V7 I% F n: `
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
0 n8 _* \! a- ^Teacher: What are you talking about?
; `- d4 M* v" _8 S2 Z, [Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . d0 \, l, V- L( ?6 ^4 M
Winnie: Me! ) ~% W C/ W/ V0 ^5 ^: Q/ [" N
0 n5 D ^% `; s/ [Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ( r" E7 X1 O& ?( B0 p% d6 W
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 _ T' k% v! w; r- [8 K; [Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " H8 N d2 u: |+ N' M$ T; T
Millie: I is... 2 q: }2 S# w8 `9 E
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; d( G* E) K( y5 I
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) x# k+ G" m) C1 h
/ A4 z0 d' p1 X7 V3 x6 Z. L! vTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! ?+ m7 i+ e! O1 g: F" Q( Z: ]# a
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 o& A( I: m$ ^& x: B% c
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % c) n) \' o! Y, Y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ) m+ H, K) \# r1 s2 g) q
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
B3 _* @0 \; w+ v, E0 a: MClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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* `0 P) `( X+ b9 c' |3 M2 W' }Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + p6 Z8 ^8 P) J
Harold: A teacher
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