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! W" q2 v: U8 F# a! ZTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 5 ?; B& `) y$ T0 F6 h+ Z
Maria: Here it is.
3 }3 N4 O* m* G, H- f4 GTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( I+ k; K$ a* ~, lClass: Maria. 0 A8 |9 y( A: o" n5 g
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 ]3 v7 B/ y K6 n* QJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 J1 y: W4 K; {$ c) v
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 I& D6 c" Y# G/ l7 [, h3 f( `9 D
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * s/ u) S5 h; M% z) Y* B9 v
Teacher: No, that's wrong y- k& k% n9 @: ?& H% m. }. {% X z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + \* Y. _8 n' Z ^4 `0 i
Donald: H I J K L M N O. . C' @7 ^; L- i& e+ g7 I5 N% D
Teacher: What are you talking about? & H6 l+ F* P9 c1 v- j
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 d2 C7 `* U7 r8 i3 l
Winnie: Me! Y8 }$ i! J+ K6 ^& `5 E/ z H4 D7 T. g
( U! t" h8 ^5 _! |Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; }1 p( l1 @" YGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 2 M5 Q8 p b( B
1 l5 H5 a2 e' CTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' E2 [/ U$ j( u0 F9 Z; ~
Millie: I is...
, E- I, ?; t8 Q7 _6 dTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, b) v6 _& F( ]/ e9 m$ t8 _4 `8 YMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 i6 [! H$ n* B e: _0 ?" O
% s5 `! K, ~' P" ^6 D1 zTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 S! S2 D& d+ z- ]$ `! nLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , n$ L2 A- G5 ]5 Z2 @
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ) B q' A2 |3 p: [) [
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 f3 y2 g; R" o1 z; |
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; ]0 e, b a, G9 p: w7 KClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % Y: U6 d: V/ M
Harold: A teacher
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