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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
8 c& _' U& S4 |% C9 TMaria: Here it is. ( J# q' ^& P* w: A3 ~ p t2 |7 y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 y4 t! _: q6 {2 P5 ~
Class: Maria. + |% {$ E+ K: g6 |8 L5 a; o. x
: e; m2 u& K) ^& h6 jTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - I6 w G9 l0 x9 a$ z8 o: L8 h
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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, V a+ G4 G. n4 dTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 K% u5 K/ `/ i* B; YGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ G. Y- N+ f- O# G! W0 U A" h% r* m
Teacher: No, that's wrong t: `7 Y* g, v+ L( r
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 G' x- z7 v2 g& R
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % N7 W* a, c3 B: Z l
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
0 n: s. g) ^& i2 tTeacher: What are you talking about? 0 q5 Y- t8 ~# p) f4 h1 N1 Q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - o% ^, w6 r1 z
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * u4 g( c Z* @* m1 C$ g
Winnie: Me! 2 g* Q- R( X7 h# j4 x
& O0 D( s/ f, R. Z9 kTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - r; Y x; d8 Z
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( f- ~" c5 P8 L) Q/ l( [, ^
Millie: I is... 9 r- R; ]- A5 @
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # |% P) z$ |5 L. `
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." y6 T& n) q, b! G, m6 T
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 a( p, c( X& ^6 v6 A% jLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & w7 D- d4 n4 b. v5 \
" h" v6 L7 P' w( tTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' I5 s* \* x* ?Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , A! e1 y9 v/ ?- R% v6 M
1 d3 D4 N) T3 i, K- W, p6 TTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) V4 L; k$ U% w2 v0 kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% U" [# b/ y# B, B8 a7 a. E5 _Harold: A teacher ! A- e+ P8 V8 b0 ?) c; P* |
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