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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! ~7 N( h# y* |$ W/ j5 L2 ]Maria: Here it is.
" R9 T! x9 E9 c- DTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, [5 Q- d* d0 i0 I- YClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : l/ [% k6 f6 e9 L
John: You told me to do it without using tables. + g+ ?6 b g# O; S
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 C& e5 _2 `( M
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" # \3 E& ]0 H6 ]9 @6 B. A( a) G
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' c: s; J$ r% E, s
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, }0 `( ^! j4 jTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! U) T; c/ `" P' i$ w: U
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) |' W2 T& W) E8 q
Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 z7 {' t* |/ E3 b6 l
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 O8 h* ^% F0 u+ M7 ~% ETeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & ]( `7 b. m* B' @4 k5 o
Winnie: Me!
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; j% ^' F6 A4 [ n) d9 ^- ?% N4 w2 JTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + `; R0 r$ t3 o
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 Q3 \9 O7 d3 Y
8 p2 w) J- ~! v5 I% Y9 |! r# s& W7 {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." - k) V* I' o* L' D3 p5 s
Millie: I is... / J5 I5 D9 U- B4 x
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 |! u3 @$ W& g+ T7 r" W4 [. t( F
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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; Q) S$ [5 m$ [$ M& r2 pTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + I; i5 u% P+ T/ }. ]) A
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * A1 J6 o) p' W Y$ t8 w
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, m0 q, C i$ P5 {# `: ZTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' g% Z: v9 K; O: J9 K/ i. x |1 X; gClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " a& `; t! k8 t# @$ e, w
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( O) N! K! i a
Harold: A teacher
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