Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 b6 s/ B: o: ~: W; C' M: T6 gClass: Maria.
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( w( _) A, L9 S: o- k; |* ~- U' yTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

2 i2 M7 I1 q/ ~0 c2 ETeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ l( _+ f- o5 H( l) f2 TDonald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
1 ~8 e9 q- `. lDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ ^0 M$ a2 O( lTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 q/ m9 u6 j/ {9 n8 z4 KWinnie: Me!
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2 F( E' K" t3 F1 n+ g9 A4 NTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

0 S% w+ R. Y) l1 gTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' z+ g, T! t# r, QMillie: I is...
! k& ^- b; F6 ?* [# d+ _Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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. \* |) ?' q1 \$ pTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 t' B  a# S2 K" q6 C# J+ wLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

# P* a6 H/ ]' o( G9 T% QTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

% w" k7 V4 o& ?. A+ ?7 A( B. [& rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ l  E+ J" f- F4 V/ tClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 u8 `9 J/ H7 n1 q  p7 [4 h" DTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) x! S8 g0 I0 R: {" m$ c+ C% E: fHarold: A teacher
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