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1 X- m% q! A% c1 A( {0 o- NTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* \: }7 D" M9 cMaria: Here it is.
1 N& C0 i* K; l& M( N0 U4 iTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
N! v" A8 d/ f% R9 `7 Q: k% d+ f2 Y: |Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 Q; i, s, b! q
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# z* X5 o2 L( N. hTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, U; x( D' `" D) QGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" # A ]7 V8 P+ e) w
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' ^8 }7 t- [4 P5 @; l
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. : t7 C2 U8 c$ Q" w0 e" _0 W
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . x$ j9 b: L6 z0 W0 W2 ?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
- g: H# R7 ], {5 z# \. wTeacher: What are you talking about?
# A+ S3 [& b9 HDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 m+ R q1 Z+ r4 G6 N! ?2 e
9 @4 O0 `0 J* g5 t+ N3 }Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# y) W* {+ A' dWinnie: Me! - ~7 |; r+ o$ Y! N2 c8 E
3 T$ R' h2 |4 }1 w6 ]- h `% X5 STeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : I1 m+ F; x" F8 f& ]1 H
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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9 j; S0 k9 b$ K+ Y: gTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 V( z" b1 Q- t- P" j: RMillie: I is... / [( Q) j6 Q4 b& E2 h
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! y0 i/ L1 J$ w
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / A* A" ~8 O" }0 G
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& \4 Q1 R) B4 ~8 q/ I0 X. dLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # N V# [5 q8 ~5 B( H' C: x. z7 a. X8 H
) j2 t7 Z. g7 ^, s( iTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 p' \2 w! h- _! @$ }. RSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 1 l9 ?6 O4 w2 Z
. ~7 P8 O1 f$ yTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 A9 K+ ?, j1 N0 HClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
`3 e/ t9 i$ M8 M& ZHarold: A teacher
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