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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 F9 b6 o. m! k+ S& \& h
Maria: Here it is. 6 g6 [* \6 y8 S! s" u9 e1 A
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) Q4 v- D; F: @4 l! T9 P/ d
Class: Maria.
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( X& i! p3 V5 R5 F- D& G/ GTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 B1 x7 l- r3 J; \, u+ FJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 C: p4 ?. l5 T- x8 DTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # D k7 Q8 U0 W
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 B- j# V5 D) h3 _- NTeacher: No, that's wrong : n) I$ @2 r9 c- E( [; j0 q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 P+ a; X/ _' x: i8 F/ z- O) B( x }
# q: H& y/ c1 m, `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + s! F9 E. _) _+ o
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
$ [5 }: k4 b) {- ^* }. lTeacher: What are you talking about? 0 B; h3 H8 D. o8 n+ X
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & N k7 f/ I6 }; l* Y7 w) Q0 n
% R/ P4 F+ K) x9 }7 [( @Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. o9 p, ^9 f2 b$ dWinnie: Me!
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3 x* V( M! G& ~1 H0 e$ i( bTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 p0 F5 A/ B S/ H- F
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 i, z2 }4 A- V+ ^) Z
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * P3 R! n0 P' D0 M
Millie: I is...
4 x$ C, c: D! g- w% B5 x/ Z' n7 w; ?Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
) X# A' T, {0 J# i# b1 ~Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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% ]: Z- m/ d3 B. ^1 ]( b4 M, S' |Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* s1 [% h7 Q- uLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ u/ t5 m" V8 I" h8 `
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; l( j* D- @1 A6 o1 g0 b4 h* w
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? - ~' G3 r3 J+ \+ n& U
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , E3 y' `- Q0 t" N. Q& h/ `' Q: ]5 U
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 3 m G; f9 r- q
Harold: A teacher ; C1 ^ _) _: U. i
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