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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 Z! C2 i8 S5 z7 Z. K2 bMaria: Here it is. 4 y8 \$ p. k, t# K+ {& u4 y. I+ D3 C
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" m1 ?- N ~3 JClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% U0 F* L5 p& F: NJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: C! v8 i2 n6 {6 [Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% m0 o4 Q" R1 dGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ z8 w! c9 _2 W" q: `! _Teacher: No, that's wrong 4 d7 t$ T8 C5 p5 p; K6 i& L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 ]7 G; h9 d4 N9 WDonald: H I J K L M N O. 7 ~. N9 h1 @8 e
Teacher: What are you talking about?
. i8 p3 u, c5 t$ j. N4 F/ FDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 V. C' m5 Q7 \1 w, G7 d, r
1 I3 h1 F4 d; L- ~' [( FTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % o2 r" b! n8 N) ~3 n, J4 Q+ D
Winnie: Me!
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( ~; ~' z! [5 J( v% R# oTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . _) m+ r$ m3 l2 b# t6 z8 I
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : R) P) u7 W: {# e
Millie: I is...
5 r) H! W# j; H" j9 J' CTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." A% Y6 ^& x$ k/ `* M$ Q" l3 ~ x- Z
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - r- n% V0 p, G( l
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / v+ p% J* o+ v3 n" A$ P Z' Z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% |! x i- @9 O# u: a/ h! y2 lSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 U2 ~6 w' N+ {& x/ T
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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, ^: l* \ |3 O% X" w" \8 eTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 [, H6 N& E& VHarold: A teacher ' T7 ^1 v/ H2 ^+ \' |! I% M
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