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+ ?/ K' c m8 A( n, P* zTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. . ^4 _8 a a4 C+ A5 G
Maria: Here it is.
; z% u7 H" f4 H3 L R! u( iTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 @* t9 n, q7 j0 r6 i/ n* qClass: Maria. % A% P4 I. ] ^8 o& [, y# U
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 V+ O6 p" u& Z3 R5 l; I& t z4 cJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 N8 F" Q1 S) O* l5 K: r* G4 a
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) O5 B. v3 m0 l( ]& i6 Y" C- M
Teacher: No, that's wrong
5 I$ X0 u* J) [0 JGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 @3 J. B* M' o5 }2 V2 {$ O% u
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% c; b" O! z9 A. b! O( p$ o4 l4 CDonald: H I J K L M N O. 8 G3 i. b0 t4 O% c
Teacher: What are you talking about? ; X1 [: Z3 Y0 f0 ]
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , Q7 j3 n. X3 f7 s
5 P! T" \6 ]' p6 pTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . {, I1 ]: a% J8 H
Winnie: Me! . o8 ~8 C2 ]" o9 O% }# I; E
& Q* o' m. o7 d4 ~, wTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 [. ~4 k# [3 O/ \
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
+ E! K4 i! P9 \7 b, t0 A/ ?Millie: I is...
. @# A5 [4 H% f H0 [0 O/ l- ZTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 6 l8 b3 \9 E& k6 ?
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - v, Z% N; o. O: z$ W
9 z) }- A% a1 D; [* A* oTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? g6 Z9 {& l% A% [6 B7 @$ t9 x1 h
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ w9 W1 f! n# L! L- ]# M
0 I F. X4 ~9 `4 Y$ vTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, Q* f' W( O) Y2 `2 U gSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* D0 ]; o) ^: Q- ` _% |Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
G! D. p# |) {+ P% SClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 g" J$ j7 k. z% l3 _( o0 |
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 k9 c, W& s$ i4 ^* }Harold: A teacher 2 o4 _$ e0 y/ }( Z( M k6 Q7 U) l
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