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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + Q% y) X0 e6 w+ a: U/ V
Maria: Here it is. % u" j0 t/ |# t: N3 P( o3 E$ l; g. g
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ {, P+ n' v5 T$ L* q$ t4 fClass: Maria.
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4 ^# |+ M( g8 t' X3 HTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) J, h6 Y W: J' E" w' t! S
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ! {( b) N3 ^ K4 X" C! @# z g9 \
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # j$ r8 f1 Y6 q
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 _2 ]8 m1 |: iTeacher: No, that's wrong
* T( E8 e" V, ^( ^% PGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % h4 `! m g/ ], k% A' u
! c8 m: ?1 E+ S2 W4 kTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . _' H7 C* X$ s
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
9 w/ E# r$ q8 ^2 N8 TTeacher: What are you talking about?
% {- U @* A, \3 G: d7 K1 n+ XDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 g7 G9 O" b# d& Z3 m
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 _+ V) U7 e- E! j- G- |Winnie: Me! 1 m' j4 R" L* h; L( P
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 U6 q' i; m) z' a, q, _
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 H0 j7 K4 S+ O4 k, B% vMillie: I is...
, c6 P6 r, ]" ~0 l6 t% @Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ U1 s; a6 s; ]# m5 [+ J7 f
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: D2 v$ E2 q6 w i" T" ]$ Y: O8 L# SLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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) ~* ?* D9 Y& q# \; l# `) WTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - i) S6 j, _! a+ { b& l% A- D% @
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 s% s5 k' p: K1 {Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 ]* F2 v/ e0 h2 V; q* \: `4 c( j
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 4 p1 [( y& S f1 Y7 @
Harold: A teacher
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