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8 D1 D! j3 `6 h* uTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' b/ n, K B6 R3 z7 J5 G% H
Maria: Here it is. " f$ U6 A% b- J* ]
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- F1 [# ?8 j2 `5 g# y+ n! O) vClass: Maria. $ M0 }% W G' v$ H
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ X7 L. r' Z# z* n: S* W0 p* y0 YJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ z+ A9 l) `- W' E; O* nTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
: Z$ W( K. S, O. W& TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( Y4 S0 f# H) o9 L4 d
Teacher: No, that's wrong ; }; ? v$ M& U( r2 B( a8 E
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 q, u2 U t$ _2 e! _4 T) b$ e0 {Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
W5 l/ V8 I+ a4 ^/ C% @6 _1 z- ^2 DDonald: H I J K L M N O. 2 z( M8 G/ ?9 h: @2 g
Teacher: What are you talking about?
9 q7 V( L8 J3 k9 ~6 N* MDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 @) x. O' D W
3 P0 y0 M" q% w4 Q0 \7 q5 dTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ a- P, v' E# I1 LWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * W1 d b. h5 A
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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2 n% o% d% [6 A; R" ]Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 X- i4 G0 F8 f( W3 H, t* sMillie: I is...
7 j: Q8 S, n% }7 R- ]Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 h, K$ U# N3 x& H2 t3 `! m* O
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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% B& F0 f& G0 V Q! k4 V8 STeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; n# u4 Z, }' k+ y' F
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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& D' W- c7 q0 ]% ^; Q1 j( wTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( u; F+ z- b0 \
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , p( l) T$ r/ V" s' t5 J
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( P, N) w Q3 t% RClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. $ w* m( I/ _3 w* a( g8 N
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! V5 \& g7 Q7 d: J
Harold: A teacher - k$ D: {# d- Y2 ]
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