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% u! s' V; Q4 z/ r+ v5 x4 XTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 }- G+ P9 @9 b! u) u# A/ u
Maria: Here it is.
$ Q K) @, c/ X, GTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& E- o# n* I" g5 MJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 {& h0 N4 L3 O8 b- K
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 X) D; F. `+ V6 v4 u5 w |" {Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% b5 s. d% e- ^1 O0 A9 w; H; d) ~) [6 _Teacher: No, that's wrong
' v: D, s% O4 fGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 t2 q1 @5 f) [! z3 v% [+ j
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - V( ^$ P8 A8 u: F5 `9 A; q
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
/ h! |; X6 U6 D& k7 jTeacher: What are you talking about? & C' `% O7 K% w& L0 |4 s+ p
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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! v& e* q8 C" o; Y" p# `, Y+ KTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ I- C% x `' UWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* _. X( J7 W0 k6 t" rGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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+ d Q& G% A4 ~ aTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * q7 Y- V5 w. I% h/ P! ^
Millie: I is...
, V" ? K1 H9 _Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # I* P# R3 x1 A/ H
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 H D8 Q' H( z
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 a" z; G! E$ Y
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 h) l7 W, C/ C- ~' R3 S( c! ESimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# B% b" n/ z& w- c% IClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " ~& K z" B: B5 f/ ~0 F
Harold: A teacher , A P% m; y/ z) \
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