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4 \ w% m! S* g! c0 n. KTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 `9 h3 X$ T+ l' ]Maria: Here it is. k3 T2 k$ M5 v8 U% Y M0 H6 ]( n! h
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ {" T3 h3 {% f/ ~, gJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 }$ R/ I6 l& ]7 pTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 R6 B) s2 c2 n/ k" Q3 r8 n
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* }$ U. w% Y0 h& k9 ?! f5 jTeacher: No, that's wrong # V" P+ f9 A7 K; S; t
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; t4 ^9 ?! }$ r: B& v" T& M$ K
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? R# x$ _0 j2 @! L9 [: H) N/ Y
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
( ~! F, d' R1 f# {9 Z6 dTeacher: What are you talking about? $ [+ |: Q M9 o+ L' g: S7 \/ l7 [) m
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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' E% U; |/ q# [* hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 l" {# I! W j m% y6 v& NWinnie: Me! / L! C* n2 g0 W! ]4 d7 O& [% v
2 \2 s& h$ P9 R& x/ lTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* [& S+ u2 y& }) Z1 G3 D/ zGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 F5 }9 i% G& s
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( r* i1 T' L/ O n+ e
Millie: I is...
( z2 z% \1 F# o. a( KTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; c) e2 R. s/ S0 i4 l" \
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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" k# _, W' N- L% r$ l! d) BTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 _; j, g- E. V0 k5 s% o2 j, G& M3 [
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 F& W% y. x$ K7 j0 g% sSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 Q: T% b1 e: X4 v7 S
/ T' }5 `7 o+ G6 OTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , L- w1 }, V% i% D. c Y8 G
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 J" O# Y8 {0 d2 E6 _0 q
Harold: A teacher
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