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+ u ?1 ]/ z* s- e' K2 Q b9 Y5 a/ fTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. - b2 @. C+ W) K" l
Maria: Here it is.
. E; i% r% h7 ]8 Z5 pTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! n& j7 p1 V) s; E6 O% s4 Y
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! i2 w4 t! n9 k; x4 h( ]- N5 |) N+ _
John: You told me to do it without using tables. + Q3 T, n/ g- Q0 M5 B
3 f/ O" U6 _( [ jTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 6 U3 m0 Y7 n3 F( k
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' ~1 ?5 c; z- v8 z
Teacher: No, that's wrong % M% l9 _ l# p: A3 W6 G
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 e' S, O2 A$ A" aDonald: H I J K L M N O.
# N# P0 U- L1 hTeacher: What are you talking about? " H! `: t s T
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 x. y' f% f5 h6 K/ }! W
1 |5 Y# T* [1 b) uTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * P# W, ~8 P7 M( @
Winnie: Me! # a% I4 X; Y3 }6 r
5 n; Y8 s$ R0 Z! x& J3 f8 QTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( f3 K) r7 i% [Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . e/ O" h; ?' D$ _6 N, h# S8 L
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 k% w1 G& U: D9 B- |0 r
Millie: I is...
3 r& p1 S& @' Y7 g* X0 B1 xTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 G: E# h5 c* P6 jMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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4 @; q+ ^: ]0 J" A. `Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ [* [: B1 R! u: O" HLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 6 k: v0 I* p7 X
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 C8 o4 t9 _' E( Z3 b. @2 z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + h0 ~4 _5 p" ~; e
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 X5 i) U1 ^# C
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + u( S1 Z j; A/ v6 Y! \5 M8 f0 A
6 e5 G* b. K+ b# ~" l% T3 m4 iTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( x5 r8 M: M5 w! b3 OHarold: A teacher
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