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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ }+ L5 z& L/ o, SMaria: Here it is.
6 A& s4 V' X8 s3 TTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 g/ `' R( n" _) A, ~+ m8 s: @
Class: Maria.
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/ r* V6 G; h" B3 X. ATeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # _. H* w& X% u, n- R! Y
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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5 c" @5 [" k' I7 c J& dTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& ] f! C# D t* `Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & |! e1 _8 {6 C8 Y* f/ P* k+ r6 j; R
Teacher: No, that's wrong . n3 J/ H: E9 [" l" X6 l
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # @+ q( o/ `5 W
/ H v& A1 X( N% N3 {Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # V+ o6 d7 i2 i5 d, Z7 x
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % [& E3 P" N9 p: q4 [9 k, x
Teacher: What are you talking about? 5 M0 K4 l8 K; v
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. \4 ~$ n3 w, S W: F4 r" H( ?
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ~ g1 q* V( _7 h- }
Winnie: Me! & c& ^4 g% Y/ u/ l
2 i- m; D& u) F4 F }Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 G& ?5 _6 M. y" q, }/ r; f, OGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ! u; I2 ~9 N! d' j- D K+ r, {
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * W5 N9 v* Z* d3 }7 v
Millie: I is...
8 Y4 u, z. N0 @ [% ]. CTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
0 h$ p6 |: N; x6 lMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * @7 f- C/ H- ^/ n
) q n+ Y. L1 A. YTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 n, n% W! E$ J& H- ?8 | U& wLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, i' ?! Q! L. Q+ cSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 o% l9 D+ X7 t/ h( l: S% bClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + Y* f/ _; d* z1 h2 Y7 |4 L
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) c4 A# g# h* [& R2 b' [
Harold: A teacher 5 h+ K' P, x- o% O; M; A
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