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, A. y6 O% f" ^& |- D7 p$ PTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. _. ^# s$ J9 m8 k7 p, M+ g1 D
Maria: Here it is. 9 ]- z# U3 [" W- S& X, B ]
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
$ R t& T1 e! A1 K7 DClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 E7 Z# G, R' w8 S5 C# P% E5 x
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) @% A7 M1 V! tGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. D4 i! O: m6 s+ E1 n/ e+ ?5 eTeacher: No, that's wrong
x; i. c) W$ g) @4 XGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . W' O2 n9 A9 A3 x3 O
Donald: H I J K L M N O. # Z) `+ s. D" j; B8 Q1 E V6 ~7 Z
Teacher: What are you talking about?
& W2 ]/ Q. A4 o8 B" W# HDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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* N+ o% B& u8 e! k5 vTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 _# l# {1 t3 q- S+ e2 x" m* F3 [Winnie: Me!
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" r* `6 t: q* \$ A) Y* E4 tTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ( |. B/ O: v t# k+ j" C3 N, K
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 l$ {' G+ Z3 i
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( r. f% u. Q4 [1 o2 I2 e
Millie: I is...
8 g' a$ v9 W8 t' |' KTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ y0 ]+ f. [1 ^. t* w$ NMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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) q9 [6 h" Y& A: w4 ]: V: wTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 4 O( s* W3 u6 V. c6 q4 G y( }/ e- m
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. R1 I6 e7 K* b% h( t
9 {4 ^ @7 w6 {. ]$ dTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( b; b" p% G4 R' e
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! z8 [. v/ h5 h; ?2 E
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 i7 W0 k# F; E0 W) b
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 e1 t5 G: W, D! X6 v3 k4 Z: m5 V
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % p7 x, h: G' z) y( a& ]7 s* l! U9 Y
Harold: A teacher G+ v. N: [3 {& W) c# I* T
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