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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' y( x7 a) a' }# n; x7 KMaria: Here it is.
* ]: C7 K- R! y+ OTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% m/ K# [. s- K% }2 k" ?. YClass: Maria.
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, b$ }. j8 c! O- b( ]Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) Y+ Y/ m: W' ?4 E5 c. S! u
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 h- T) ^+ Y/ `Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 f8 p- Y/ j) S B2 Z6 ~5 A mGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 \6 C) ^" W- P. m; L6 a
Teacher: No, that's wrong
, G& d+ f2 |( k! D% U2 iGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. . N9 L" H3 C( n
: A1 @0 r6 M3 jTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? : S% \2 j/ c7 x2 J# F3 a, T: m
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
2 i' [1 G [0 i! i! TTeacher: What are you talking about? 4 q& n, m' q8 `* a2 R- A7 `
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* @0 H3 W+ P$ V8 s/ J XWinnie: Me! + i8 a0 j; v2 e) _4 I8 Y
7 {2 `& @/ W% d4 Z W jTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 X- U+ K4 ~9 T1 X6 i; w5 d8 i( iGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. # S9 k# J7 j6 K. C3 H4 Q7 @
) Q: b. B2 K. m7 ~, q6 aTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / f# c8 `% K! F
Millie: I is...
! D6 ~0 j3 S/ H; ETeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 6 W @# h& d/ I# O8 u. L/ [
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % a0 U- Q$ n9 L. F
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ e, g( s" E3 E' ] ^3 L9 eLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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" a9 H, B# p/ f8 h5 HTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ Y8 Z+ C% I q' ]Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 @" M1 ]5 R$ h
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ; a& d" `0 J1 L/ v7 M9 C9 Z. y, y
# m% o, ]+ U/ WTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& [) Z: }5 g- B; q2 d, k% r3 z; EHarold: A teacher
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