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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" H, x% E$ G6 p+ m; G7 YMaria: Here it is. 3 `2 ^( G& s3 h: | t# ^5 Q
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 b1 e. e+ Y6 X$ b0 Y
Class: Maria.
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j9 a8 w0 J% t- p# t- }' UTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Y: C& S$ v8 h4 C9 oJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. & @5 K: L- W! f7 J( G' [
( h. x z/ w* Q4 JTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , A6 Z! f4 k( H4 }3 v, I9 G% ]9 m
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / M) v' E ]. b
Teacher: No, that's wrong " s& C" K# P$ G I' Z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 J5 v% {& }/ Z7 s, F; _# j6 ~
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 L d: Z, V) M GDonald: H I J K L M N O.
+ c% X$ f8 Z' I' w) l: X/ h; t+ uTeacher: What are you talking about? ' Y0 N4 E* U' M. ~4 D" ^6 ]
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 [# T) Q* _6 b/ U/ A2 ]9 `) t
$ s1 u9 e" l' T( u& h, U8 {. x! STeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 @* L9 Q& L9 S' a: iWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 w4 ?2 s8 d: T3 F4 l
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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8 w! r( H' M, V- v% b" UTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. E4 `/ n9 ]8 b0 R3 a+ kMillie: I is...
% H R% |7 ^7 n9 k4 |Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ k' d, }& y) D/ r# M: Y u
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." $ U2 ?5 Q4 h# K' f
2 d$ U% P+ i c& {8 T- J' jTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- k0 z b. m1 k8 `! c3 n5 xLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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' S) F( o# W/ t" j+ T/ m$ Q: }3 Z p, jTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- G! M4 ]4 {; pSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + u% x8 Y+ M1 G8 i/ e# c7 y
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! g! r, O7 G# I& P4 d0 b
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 2 j8 `) A( z# k! t
# V# U3 u% y. D8 m {: G- p+ g' sTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ z7 x& @0 t* ~! E; AHarold: A teacher
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