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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * E8 `3 R w* ~3 U; a* x ~) m1 W* y
Maria: Here it is.
, K8 a* y& G0 |. j% `2 P: fTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ O0 T! l3 [/ }, i4 q
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% l/ a" X8 Q2 g1 h/ [ wTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 l2 \7 A* V% r7 X' ]2 {% f
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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! |- g6 s2 c5 G" L8 ^8 q7 Z( mTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 {7 K7 U' Y: q( S! z; M7 Z. DGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 F4 K. s( R" m& x* cTeacher: No, that's wrong 8 r# L! \; H8 q, r( p
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
r! C" \8 M4 ^Donald: H I J K L M N O.
D8 @$ W4 P* o$ _) iTeacher: What are you talking about? 9 w* ^# V4 R, E
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" k5 ^3 L& f7 u! d% K; \Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ! K) _6 ~4 o) ^- H; N, p
Winnie: Me! 2 q0 I) u$ x; l/ Z# @" e
- b3 D; x5 B# y: `2 U: e$ O% {Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ o) N4 L: O4 S. t% z6 D1 v; ]7 IGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 ]8 G: |7 Z% z1 c" f3 x; I# p$ M- cMillie: I is...
' _4 C" B2 q: P3 Z9 qTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 n( u, v7 e, U
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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7 z. u( C4 n+ m6 g4 K! e2 nTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; t9 j) X, o$ B4 nLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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" J/ G, u* k- z' a$ a8 l/ ?Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) k9 s6 x% `3 v- d& K* M8 |$ C7 BSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 Q* b* J- V6 Q r+ c0 qClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 @ r- U( j% @+ j. f- o/ T, tHarold: A teacher
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