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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 d: i2 s B4 S. A, A. {. i1 ?
Maria: Here it is. % s9 w* x' o( n: z6 `# Y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * j4 w$ C) y( o$ x
Class: Maria. 2 v7 ~# J* l4 W0 V( S# R
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ g0 J3 V% R$ mJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
( @5 g( ]# A% O- e: cGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' I# k2 @3 D4 H* d+ o1 v9 o
Teacher: No, that's wrong
8 | C, j/ d4 y+ d% I: Z6 y: y7 kGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. q! y* d* o Z1 C
+ [ v: ~6 s' v+ ?4 R% sTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 8 |$ T2 z4 `( Z w# ^# g
Donald: H I J K L M N O. . u, L. H, q! V6 m
Teacher: What are you talking about?
/ b+ f& h! N1 V; B2 W8 nDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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' ?' P4 c# d" d" d1 TTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ; @/ R+ J$ E8 y( C) a
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ f: f0 M6 ^& V, |# z. \Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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! n1 G$ I. f) {$ gTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." - p0 }- p8 J1 t* m
Millie: I is...
. H8 g4 ?5 `6 \8 E7 u( b7 OTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ u1 G+ _5 E8 vMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 ~, |7 F4 o+ T1 K
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / m1 H" K8 q- ~* F/ k
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 }6 `& I6 @6 q5 D! \- l
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % } t+ L$ A. n" b$ Z) e: t1 k( z4 [2 K
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: \9 g& z: V2 _* {& hClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 v4 w- e% x+ N/ G4 ?& Q @
Harold: A teacher - c. V6 M6 `4 G- Z; X7 D6 T
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