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. Z3 Y6 d: g/ |* s1 S+ Q4 i4 YTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% |5 l0 m- P/ h: W9 FMaria: Here it is. / i3 }8 ^5 p7 [: L7 C1 t
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . X9 B8 A4 Y; I3 g+ n: ?
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & y- \7 W: B% G/ w8 |4 X) b) I0 o0 e
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 p+ P- ]$ S5 l; S
1 `. l( ?' A( k8 ], u/ cTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
f7 U' P! W3 i' o7 G4 a7 jGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) g, m* Y- f" T" o8 ?
Teacher: No, that's wrong
+ R9 Y) ]* O6 YGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( C$ r# c" L3 }& t5 u$ D" i+ G
6 f0 t& x. |: TTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) X7 e* \; j! ]
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
# G4 f+ S1 c4 u# L9 R) ?5 sTeacher: What are you talking about?
. K2 h- n L6 s) S2 d( _1 [/ ^Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 3 S8 M* g3 Z9 s) [9 N6 j3 s1 D( B
5 @# l- E( H7 {2 C# q0 T- s! OTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . Q; c2 D" v# d) |
Winnie: Me! - k" [& c5 x/ B! X
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! P0 g3 Z; I( W6 h6 V" j4 PGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . o% O0 z5 f4 C W0 A! l8 r5 e' S9 y
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; t! n4 r4 P6 {( G. g+ M4 vMillie: I is... % ]9 _3 L! m0 q' Q' X
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ y5 k. t4 r5 C Q$ V' h+ ZMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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, I* L8 x" T1 U# NTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ o1 z9 r9 T a1 z: o( ]
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ e3 _/ c6 O5 i8 M( t( H- P8 J9 ?
. S. G' O' E" c+ M6 L8 A t, xTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ D: W6 c( R1 d$ X5 ]& QSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # W) l9 c! z# a1 Y
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 g. J4 L+ w# f4 ~( Y+ W
' k5 V6 v* T; O+ \( \Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( T7 o5 s5 j* z6 P" zHarold: A teacher ( i% i4 J$ V/ \9 O2 ~# }
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