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# e, o1 E, T- Y7 w% e, N3 q$ xTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* @) \/ g- k5 UMaria: Here it is. 4 s/ y; |0 ~ w4 t
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* F7 a4 o/ r! B# Y( l+ hClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 a5 O# p I% D# w" O8 G$ @John: You told me to do it without using tables. % {5 V. Q. E4 w2 Q4 O' }
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; q9 p N- E9 i. H& Q' J
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* W+ V# z4 D; [9 u) q; H; FTeacher: No, that's wrong
/ v5 h6 j4 o- c$ @' IGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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. S0 H: }$ \0 c, Z: d9 fTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " Q$ m2 t2 G! |6 S1 D* H9 p% r
Donald: H I J K L M N O. : E0 t# n% k6 n o, U7 L1 ]7 D7 A" j
Teacher: What are you talking about?
5 @: G- {/ C+ b3 f* |; NDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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1 e, B% T) x* T8 E3 C. w6 uTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 D- Y+ c% V0 e, f
Winnie: Me! 6 P0 H/ b) g: Q3 i& g3 r. s
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " D( Z5 c r) u+ e) ]
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 b1 I8 r# A: B% v$ F& [! d9 i
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' u2 t( {* Z2 X
Millie: I is...
3 O" W: h( {7 V9 n; g$ uTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 `5 `. A' N7 a \! @. aMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; O+ S3 d" u6 D9 W. h' v
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- z* e( ?( y% D* {+ k; t2 \Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; M0 R% D6 R8 G) N5 R4 j+ bSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" F1 Y) d9 U6 q: Z1 ETeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 M% F( q' {, x9 E$ X, N3 P TClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . I! H! b. W& D& l4 v# m7 ?
- T/ ~3 ]3 C3 A7 \, p v5 B" tTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& y5 I2 h0 g+ d/ C( P0 e) yHarold: A teacher $ K+ n6 N. F6 Z/ y/ Q
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