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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 5 |7 T" B- i" ^- v' k2 X; w% F8 [
Maria: Here it is. p( g) ^# M# ^4 w& @& k3 E
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # v- c$ |2 M; T4 ?& n
Class: Maria. 2 @9 ^6 W! @! [6 T' G$ S
. n- y! b; o& `1 `0 i+ J6 q. xTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 r( ^. C* V' ]% @' aJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 i( |: ]" g% H, t
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" - J; d4 u$ D) V+ y( a3 b+ f- `
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 Q5 I# \, X& P) B7 X6 }( BTeacher: No, that's wrong " H0 y6 X0 W# s+ I5 m: [
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 a! l% t# H- ^3 l7 A
& i4 u5 v: P6 B( I; F- MTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , \4 F$ @6 \: g9 }
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 3 w# T2 ?/ Z9 D: r& N/ b
Teacher: What are you talking about? ; `) U. @$ ~1 B7 I6 n. c7 w
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & N$ e& f3 w6 Q
0 }- R! K9 u* X7 QTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 v: H6 j( T6 _& B1 I, J3 @Winnie: Me! : J/ x3 w6 N! k
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 k* a- w Q1 B7 p J- y/ \% N
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * Q3 h6 k) F: M: A
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' ?& h2 {" B% {! s. `6 E
Millie: I is...
1 B4 h2 H j6 v( H6 ~6 }* W3 `Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 g% ?4 J$ s6 y5 b0 N& h# L8 o3 ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 o& | G4 M# Q _0 t6 L7 b9 V
# M4 J- E) ?* P3 b( D4 ]Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( r5 g6 Q o( I' ^( R
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 i; i A% e" d' w8 M% v) S# c
! Y* A; G/ m1 c0 f |Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 v5 u* J6 t: C4 J/ ?2 Y; HSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) x. O+ F' [4 v4 y7 `. ]4 g) qTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * C: j2 F; [" ?) H
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * p2 R7 X4 T: C! Z$ ^
9 [0 r" N: i0 @! N+ | ]6 R! ?Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 L2 M9 Q( z8 a8 F
Harold: A teacher - Z; R4 |) U, I" q- m+ L& O
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