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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! E( L) b/ k/ g* O7 |. u& r. m
Maria: Here it is.
1 y+ a2 A- ]' X6 {Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * u# E- i4 [$ b2 f% t: N I
Class: Maria.
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& p" T, c8 u4 H6 G p |Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' a9 D; A7 l- t) t! y$ O2 r5 J9 LJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 A3 R% i$ s6 ` a
! p1 C+ m6 Q$ [+ j! Z$ W+ p+ XTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % N4 {& G& \8 Q: j9 I
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 f H1 k( n+ |/ x
Teacher: No, that's wrong
" K6 `" S. |+ P( p! K9 fGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( G0 x. ]& f" T# \' c5 s+ K5 m
4 Q3 w, v/ k: J6 k- p$ B& m$ ?Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: s9 _3 E0 e6 q; V; MDonald: H I J K L M N O.
' n+ j) ~+ b# ?1 B8 F% YTeacher: What are you talking about?
, J: A2 B( X" s$ H) t; Z+ UDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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P. |/ K# B U( Z/ E) T0 j% B% X8 A. |Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) u6 ?5 v* l6 ?* ~0 G mWinnie: Me!
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7 r& \- r. ~$ Z! d, \Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? H; {0 U- R; `1 n, Z4 f
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. # C* b w' w% a; ^! O
# H+ w* U# |; `; A! [Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' o& \, A* o" E! V* c) v# [
Millie: I is... : i3 c& E! n# n! a
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 M6 U" X2 g+ H, P& `2 a! M; r
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 _; e# N3 m: c/ i. E5 T/ n7 H' ]Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) C6 H5 F- F9 u- rLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( d8 x, \- @4 d. l2 cSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ N, s) i& ? _' q% `
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' ]0 J0 y- @8 j+ `* C1 T
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & v3 U1 X6 V- @/ @
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- y3 K/ _8 g9 I e n9 A- Z* F) RHarold: A teacher / W9 e/ n, t; Q- D, J! [: I1 g
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