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# p5 S% v3 j' ]. h: ]7 o+ D1 `5 {* uTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. . {4 |. n; L/ J3 n) |0 u
Maria: Here it is. . I/ K" ^/ C4 i S2 P8 h
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ U$ G: }4 x) q1 }9 h& `
Class: Maria. 2 M1 a9 Q) b. d$ T& o9 j
; p( J7 `3 H$ X3 Z/ PTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: n" ?* t+ h- U3 p* T0 ^, JJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / Q+ A) t3 ^& O
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! R" h/ u2 O, H) B( cTeacher: No, that's wrong
; \$ F; v W: B3 {- ^# c3 r, f" ^7 zGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 A# Q$ C* E! w# e5 N5 n" TTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 p5 o6 G+ L+ g0 ]: j F7 pDonald: H I J K L M N O.
9 V3 P! D. Z0 E% F! qTeacher: What are you talking about? - X6 b5 ]. K5 q+ |
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : T s6 j* P% L; q8 {1 `6 F9 D
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & n. Y1 C% P! H, f$ ]! h2 I
Winnie: Me! n' d% ~/ M, o! f: M
6 k& B3 r+ J9 I" WTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& E- A% z- i/ _! b x6 ~1 Q' ZGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 g: i _; d, h) F* M+ J
Millie: I is...
. Z% d2 b' J" Y# Q8 k* U y8 rTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 n$ [9 c Z# W ]2 p2 v
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 m$ P# U% T' P/ c, m
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 j. y A2 A9 K! wSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 O# o- O0 [2 f
% e+ s& X$ E6 s2 [Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 K, \& M- f6 B% s L1 d) ^) t
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! X8 Y; w( I+ M/ R% d/ hHarold: A teacher ! j$ G2 y0 X3 \! h% w
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