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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 y, Y! i- ?3 y/ Q; |* ?+ _9 YMaria: Here it is. ( |4 y5 z* `) S# K, E; V
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : a3 _! P& F$ C1 S$ I" b* }
Class: Maria. # ~- a# \; p5 p! ~. X( S
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / H1 A: `4 ~+ Y% o- E% |% m* t) t& _
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ) q: C$ V, {( D# ]
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. u& j F0 F) Q g5 g+ H+ r Y" [/ UGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 ~# J, b' i8 M; Y% F& R
Teacher: No, that's wrong
: }5 I. p/ z7 Y5 b/ N" KGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% |! ^7 C- Z. }& Y, \% bDonald: H I J K L M N O.
4 _1 |' ^5 N9 E/ |' q x; Y( P# wTeacher: What are you talking about? . N( |) V0 _( U" k" O
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 P- N5 I- K% G q) R4 V7 u* K( CTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * Q$ i5 F7 @! v( j/ k+ B$ s% R# j
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? % S& k) Q8 Z- r3 A
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. j7 X: Z c+ j H% n# g
* Y4 |+ a7 F; d( g0 zTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% c, n% |2 Z3 n, YMillie: I is...
8 U) m6 @ {1 p- t7 I) q- F" g" rTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( ?* G- Q, t0 X# a1 y! y5 }+ o: ~: ]
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . f- S9 S( r2 H; f7 V4 E
3 s7 f; C6 I9 a/ i% g6 kTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 C0 @! J7 a% A7 ?5 r9 P$ p' ~
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ J D% E; J& @/ t/ V2 f
p |8 H$ W) k: I# VTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ x ?/ f6 j9 h2 k% P2 ]
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' @$ u. A; b$ A
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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/ h( d( R4 W/ X0 yTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 L% z; O4 R. z5 _Harold: A teacher
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