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/ J7 C! x3 _( e6 T+ e2 q! v6 NTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 i5 a3 f! P& R u- FMaria: Here it is.
; s$ d* K. K, C. l; ^; C' M, d) lTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
1 y9 J& W+ d. t! hClass: Maria. ; Q% W; _9 N: n) E. s
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * x8 y4 B# m7 ?
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 8 Z) ^% T3 c8 m X. V+ P+ Q. C
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! _2 r, K2 A# l3 A5 LGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 z$ N' J( _" ?
Teacher: No, that's wrong : P! e/ C1 y" p8 s% j6 y0 t: i
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + c. t [% B/ ~& h. o4 h: Q1 G- Z
; _5 g1 _$ ^3 B/ ~% Y% }6 y' qTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( h, P: ^" I9 P+ h7 b' i5 rDonald: H I J K L M N O. % G3 n5 ?# N O+ V* d
Teacher: What are you talking about?
; j! W& R! d& ~: y5 q# O, O* bDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / \- F/ m7 B& X
Winnie: Me! / x/ n5 p7 \+ y; h/ E: E
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 e: c8 M2 I8 y. G! @% I5 a
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' I1 X& \8 f. D
; N; Z3 S$ d3 K' x5 ]- ?. {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
$ |% H6 L, U* L: TMillie: I is... 0 d8 |9 I- J( W" ^! E4 F
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: X( W6 z- O; ^2 s' H; N% `Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! P9 E+ ^6 B7 Y4 {
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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+ s% W h2 q$ u+ dTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! G" ^. o/ I# y# `1 i( jSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 S M; c" J: ]3 W6 v
; V- h; w' i2 ^! i2 z- OTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) y& s$ X/ A9 \" z& {; _1 mClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( a6 D- p/ v; B S" V: O
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
3 h1 K. W8 b }# Z: B1 C& LHarold: A teacher
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