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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! d7 O: H; j5 d) [ G6 Q, s" ~. \Maria: Here it is.
1 X! d/ ~8 d$ q ?4 E/ n0 ZTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 e+ R. L' J9 [6 [/ G, ?3 p% l
Class: Maria. 0 \9 C0 _- U) ]" }0 f( z
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " b! K1 J; g+ j \
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ! h5 h4 i! ^1 a8 V' r$ k
0 b& Z5 z! _7 L# xTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ [+ I7 g4 h2 M0 C' G
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ ?8 R) v& \& R# ?Teacher: No, that's wrong
; D; a6 Q' M2 sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. " f% G/ O' x: y
, @: O' A/ i3 e* ^$ ZTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 d$ t' e, |& V# p
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 7 e# w$ Q& {+ ?7 E& A& {$ K6 W3 [
Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 g. _: L: h* O1 r: _
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 J: k! X5 ~- l
2 k; n+ B& z N# {% B2 U" L# ZTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & Y X+ z' p& s
Winnie: Me! # l# z, W% @& S1 d, f$ h+ @
0 q; ^ l9 {8 m7 NTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? & ~/ d* z+ F& n; w7 W- t
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % U5 t) m( I+ B0 C1 Q0 }/ Q
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / m3 o! H% h I# L+ ^
Millie: I is... % T8 k2 Q, x: ^ y) O S
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 N6 K) O7 O' U( \9 b# z& q( U
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 }- X' {! D* d4 Y5 T2 `
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ V7 e |2 ~( x2 m+ q/ MLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # ?$ }6 k. }- {: O
+ V2 J8 R* U0 @2 MTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 i) n$ \+ M' c- C" q; S
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 K9 s2 U8 q g. W- P) lTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 P" K" C0 J2 x& i R
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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- U# k% q, V3 c2 x U! }" ]Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' e% F/ _& @( g2 c: R! }7 e
Harold: A teacher
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