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+ W. B7 a+ r% K H3 U3 U1 k( wTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; \! h/ X0 W- q$ U9 I, ~2 g/ bMaria: Here it is.
& r s1 z4 ^, V$ L* E6 MTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% F; R% Y: D3 {% WClass: Maria.
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7 j2 o1 j/ _& _0 Z% \Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 U' V" v% b; c9 o( c, V- h. Q/ pJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# l! @5 g0 y5 G% T) E4 J) f2 VGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ e+ G8 d2 |& w- m$ UTeacher: No, that's wrong
$ f$ B- L/ r+ f' I/ L2 YGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. }% @: t1 P! d% ]# K% H6 b3 c# p
" b0 Q1 n* H/ _; V. [# H. ~- o: nTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? : D; @8 f' U# F9 d
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 F& ]# R, x+ M2 G2 U) f
Teacher: What are you talking about? . A: d8 I$ |7 l* o
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . t T1 L5 M8 d" [8 G T
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : b; w9 a' ^9 I$ G" p* [" X/ C
Winnie: Me! 5 \- e; K( Z% d* y) }2 |4 \+ a
- \3 w. n' \' \Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ m. X; P4 [$ J! ^+ G" q" }. WGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - T: o1 }9 Z9 u5 e+ b6 o! C( g
8 w# O) n8 b i" d) m' QTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & p7 V! w8 C2 ?# Z; W" r
Millie: I is...
) z( t# c& @: ETeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! C+ _0 K( O1 U+ f: u/ r4 TMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 7 Z2 [. q! _# M/ X4 b/ u" d
3 V% {3 a; N' ^6 R/ rTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; Y* x! W5 Y! a
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ `6 G I* o1 X( xSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. & _: r5 O! P# ]3 a
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 v4 K2 n. L. j) a7 x6 dClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 F* \% g# U. d- XTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 \5 L5 \8 o1 h: a; L3 i k
Harold: A teacher
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