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Maria: Here it is. / y, F7 Y& t, l! H6 R6 t7 \! ^# Z
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! C8 {! C# ^* o' Z% dClass: Maria. 9 t7 ], I6 G$ N4 c8 z4 m
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 G5 W# }8 L. j/ s( }
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! C$ K. i1 d( E& o3 s6 `5 _
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . s3 G0 p1 e0 P9 O5 _7 s* w
Teacher: No, that's wrong - R$ t' `# \- V7 D, B: v4 t/ F
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 X, b1 v3 O4 oTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. a0 Q U% n. \; a7 JDonald: H I J K L M N O. . F1 j# \, `; b$ B
Teacher: What are you talking about?
' b; |4 e* u8 s5 eDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . k+ D: P3 U, A$ n, p
) i) o: s* j& [/ ?Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 I& c2 ~1 {# X7 c
Winnie: Me!
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|% Q6 G: i4 v0 k; ^. jTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , r8 ?( |6 T! |: K: H* p0 p7 n
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
+ X3 a# y, m( k' OMillie: I is... * g: `; P. L3 j( k' ]6 m$ {
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, s5 q4 |. V9 K6 M' p! z3 }Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 S0 a" U" n* dTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 X0 f1 m* G( _$ ~
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( N4 i' V3 c7 m2 M# [: A
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 o9 d, a z, Q6 v
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? % M) ]2 ~9 I8 S0 E. d: ]- A7 Z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! u: n. ?' r) }Harold: A teacher 1 v' ~1 w: c' l F" v
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