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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 ~& V0 i& i' e, m0 iMaria: Here it is.
$ r6 U& G3 k* N. Y/ D! X# {Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + x. l% y( g/ j7 z9 |& @4 V9 a
Class: Maria. 9 k! o: N3 m* q8 l2 X$ R! o0 R
+ w j5 a/ I* M+ ETeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , _5 `' `3 S2 U6 h1 T, i
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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) A- u: S+ v9 k! Q4 S7 z) YTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " i; N" k+ ~# Z+ V+ C T( _
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# O1 S( x3 c% G6 STeacher: No, that's wrong % j8 M4 m( x! ^7 p
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' [, `. ^8 U: |( R" I( s" q
# F B# K' h' m. r5 ?Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 I7 S e; l, y8 h$ e2 J
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
: E* [0 g$ @2 d2 j+ Y' ITeacher: What are you talking about?
8 R& E3 ^' i9 N; N) r- `0 g2 ODonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 m& E* t; `; P4 ?( |! _Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) K/ Z# ?; p! G: K$ W/ _
Winnie: Me!
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( p1 q; A7 D7 F& i6 J9 { G. dTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 s" e& m1 `6 N3 [
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - h9 [5 N$ V% ^
: C0 _- P: O# XTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) f; y# U K/ A( ? i
Millie: I is...
- t5 P, l" y) ]Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 J/ D$ p, G! l- u
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " W) R6 k- q5 t/ Q. l
- A6 V4 V6 ^( i% cTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % U* Q& m' ~+ y1 l, c/ P
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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4 e( t( Z) X- b) {# _9 DTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? , ?6 d$ ~9 @2 P7 \; C
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, V. }" \% U; b: i5 fTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? : I0 N- r% b* i5 i0 P+ z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- L2 F. T0 n8 z4 A6 H. uHarold: A teacher
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