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( J) R8 @2 [# DTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 z! E5 }0 {- l4 c( M VMaria: Here it is.
9 J2 C2 g6 B4 B# X* f' q, eTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
5 v8 X" y- P' x# T" SClass: Maria.
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4 G2 }$ I. N% ^0 `$ L# RTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * z! T- A$ l1 a' b, u, l2 P ~+ Q
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 ?' t( X9 J9 B, lTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ l5 ^! Y. d9 X) H/ f3 K% \! {
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 y- e! `: _7 oTeacher: No, that's wrong
* n+ T8 C* U' {! I; u- F$ HGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * P% B, M: Z( W
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: g/ `: ]0 b0 uDonald: H I J K L M N O.
* ? w* x! q8 ^' q% fTeacher: What are you talking about?
' {# _, a+ h; k0 g5 \1 n' @Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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% e# v) k2 v: Q! |2 J, UTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 B G+ Z& a! d. ]' }: `0 F
Winnie: Me! 6 ^7 e; D+ I( h- N
% ^$ }/ M0 t$ }- c3 x; D6 B1 G8 zTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - A* y) K0 d5 ^+ @
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : p6 E8 W5 O# ]/ D( }& P
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 U3 z0 U& X; {Millie: I is...
" ?/ ~" g: j( I8 y. L+ j |Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." J {# S, f+ |+ U& l
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* U5 E5 U9 I$ c' _, N$ MTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & L- O9 [2 Z, f0 T$ J
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& e- x6 {) ~% T' n- _& cSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 X6 Y) H' p- o! [: ~Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & f# n& X; i: q2 v
4 \: I- V" x6 F/ o2 W$ FTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 L' m0 b; @' j
Harold: A teacher 1 b: C0 C' D2 A. @
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