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; ^# f- u2 M7 H* ^& Z. A3 @! _* HTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 4 @) t3 w: Y- i5 v) `
Maria: Here it is. + C1 A: }1 M/ l% t4 B
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 S* l) X) i5 F+ m+ p6 \+ z
Class: Maria. 9 k# V2 J* h2 h9 ]) S$ v$ k# \' F
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
[. [' ^2 P0 ^& ?, X" A6 ^John: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 x" U2 }- t5 y
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. I9 | |8 l. o f8 GGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" # f& a" i9 T; D) F
Teacher: No, that's wrong , w0 Y1 m, `5 y1 o, }
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( [4 P0 c. W2 c( V0 X( s3 A1 o# ?$ qDonald: H I J K L M N O.
5 F- E6 D$ r6 Z! lTeacher: What are you talking about? % H+ j. X, o$ v( x
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 X- ^& v2 P5 d8 K' ]
0 h/ F3 A+ B0 J! H5 G$ ITeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: H. r' u6 D2 ~# w1 ]: JWinnie: Me! 4 y$ v' l* E7 f
# F: Q& q; J6 p3 R* |Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / d$ z! ?0 l4 r# h
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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?+ i3 ]* R4 R! F; U1 T4 dTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 \, ~; x+ P: i( ^
Millie: I is...
8 R6 P$ p0 i0 ~" p( nTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! e' ^" I( ]; F( X% y# a# J
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." P# Z; F% ^3 d: |
. m+ p2 y; k6 V# E% RTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + T: ^2 W R- c9 E' ^
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 Z' y- w! h2 P
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 s. W8 p; ?/ _0 e
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 2 K, Q% z' P. u6 f4 w) D
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + [- x" D* W2 G: @; ^* ~
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + z" B$ c4 u# A k
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 Y3 j: v6 P. f3 J, OHarold: A teacher # V/ {$ g+ ^, {; B$ f7 h6 J E
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