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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
d& _! Q1 ?7 ^4 e% KMaria: Here it is.
- c4 Q6 b6 D* t1 x: `( TTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! }6 z; c) T/ B% zClass: Maria.
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: O/ r8 p7 {9 Y5 H. M fTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; ?5 T4 W1 \- M0 YJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. * l: n/ p3 u6 A" J7 M9 d
8 R, S* a/ x( P6 u( b% z$ n' uTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
' r4 F a4 B2 S1 Z- j* y3 gGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 H1 I9 q7 Y2 N/ [1 B
Teacher: No, that's wrong
' C& G- q6 S" AGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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: f7 N- R, e* l* ^6 JTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 v& r% R6 t+ t9 C7 P0 q% f7 zDonald: H I J K L M N O.
" s) P; q b, a$ e B& @, t; \( LTeacher: What are you talking about?
4 e1 N; m$ [0 m/ u/ KDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & d( \1 ?, x% n# u+ Q! W0 L
1 O3 q0 P, s- w: d7 G; [Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 ?/ `6 [5 z! |2 }
Winnie: Me! 4 s6 ?* e/ Y" V( i
! ^/ T, B2 [3 C# ^. i1 vTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 g3 }% y% [1 Z! g6 _9 {Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 Z( }0 O* ^. C% T" N1 \1 e. c3 OTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." # q9 i% l+ }4 o O* J
Millie: I is...
" R% z: V1 o! k! ~- ?- aTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
) `5 o! \. N/ U9 ^% A5 cMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " c3 f" g1 f9 y7 ?4 S2 B
' L T# B4 O% F" S: TTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. }$ c; ?' p6 E WLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ T8 h" o4 f8 g5 W- `2 y5 W
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 j, S* Q! ?6 Z/ N: NSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 N4 g6 r9 i- k5 [" v* x
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" t# l9 d$ ^: `+ b3 hClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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' {! _3 c2 ~/ N1 E2 w- J9 ], vTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 { C2 K* j A8 _Harold: A teacher
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