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2 y+ u1 [2 x. v+ aTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! |7 \, w( i/ Z) z% H) c
Maria: Here it is. $ K& Y* V4 F" r7 }
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
$ }: L; Z, ]: W( H: ]% g9 l( lClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? - o- x, J M, F" e9 {3 j
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& U! Y* [) E' o+ _* WTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" k+ y' P9 y+ o" D3 d2 [
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 a G1 _: F' N2 Q6 f- `. F% V9 YTeacher: No, that's wrong
/ w5 e, \0 l ?4 y) |6 vGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, s7 o: r* [7 B; }+ V0 G @Donald: H I J K L M N O. , h I6 h# `1 Z% L$ i' |4 O ` a7 X% k- v
Teacher: What are you talking about? " D1 o7 U9 P: P& x: p
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ' z7 y% Z, k" S3 @5 ^5 h
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 @: Q. ]# M9 S/ J. ~
Winnie: Me! + ]1 r+ K* ^9 g2 g/ z3 N# w; G! F# y* S
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , H K9 N+ G2 l0 p" T( b
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 O# X! }8 ~9 Q+ }Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / e; \- L4 x! b4 |/ j( k( m
Millie: I is... Y& W- a& e* F5 c1 _$ m
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 [0 v# J& P- o
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . ?, i3 ]2 t. D
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; t! o) x1 R2 P, j) @4 g$ Q- ZLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) P9 K; h0 L' }# ]* @- W/ T l
7 N- m/ b6 B% B' XTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 _: S) U" d) ?' D6 R* E, r: jSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 |- K. f) e7 e4 y8 J
" H0 ^8 a2 {( ?Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? * d9 G2 L% _6 |4 K
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 S s; l. o9 g: |' [( X7 ^
; R6 W" r& b" a- f- p2 ^6 w! Q+ N+ HTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ f2 r- M6 j! A' y: r. q; rHarold: A teacher ' m# s8 [2 z" Q
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