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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 G! b+ f: n o. k9 T
Maria: Here it is. $ b& K0 G7 n" n g- H0 F
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 n; V# K5 B/ Z) R% h! @Class: Maria.
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z# m: _# @7 x# W; k0 H5 k5 gTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' i5 g r6 D3 T0 o- A, vJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. - H- {4 {- M* w9 d: S
" ^6 `! ?% l) @# ~Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( n9 A( b8 \4 a, `$ k( W, q
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * e) @3 y9 }3 M0 o9 f$ `/ w6 F
Teacher: No, that's wrong
) [$ r# n O7 }& Z- ` r. K8 m- Q7 ^Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - }0 j, P4 Y% q; V) \( C3 T: v2 {
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 W4 K$ ?. i3 u. z5 h) K
Donald: H I J K L M N O. : F$ n' ?3 y3 o) A2 b2 X' e) k
Teacher: What are you talking about? 0 W. `: w% M( _9 u; I9 m
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& M' h) n6 A# B" `& d8 V3 yWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . u/ O$ Q' d) E4 p% a
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 `$ I, ]5 Z3 g0 x3 [
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! Q& `+ o# r( n6 t2 mMillie: I is...
/ n2 m9 a: K/ ~- A- TTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." m& r9 A& \2 a% H. \' {
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . b% v& F9 l0 O4 q0 I
8 {# O. n2 d7 V6 `2 }0 i" wTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . f: Y. S; Z% G, W+ O: @
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 |2 x) n, {* U
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
u+ Q1 h4 F1 g8 k# D; FClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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+ c0 }- Z; S0 q0 T E0 m0 cTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 i6 p0 _8 H2 @0 j# _- h
Harold: A teacher
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