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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % k2 S2 P: |/ X! l8 E+ K
Maria: Here it is. 8 A5 k7 `2 B( w- H5 H! B$ _- a4 u& T
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 S d9 w; D1 q( a! R1 W0 L
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( b6 D8 [8 ^# {$ S' ^/ P& {* ]( m \
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) R# h1 h, k9 Y# m6 u
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 b4 P5 z- S) v# T4 H" JTeacher: No, that's wrong
4 O5 b* v$ Y- Z, |Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - _. N" j, l4 C- n$ J
( ^" p4 j" F1 h5 v: vTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # c0 d1 x# k. A, ?$ A
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
3 B& u1 {, c6 @7 t, ]9 |( zTeacher: What are you talking about? : i8 `7 |' o) X' z% s7 z
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 _8 b8 [" W3 X! f4 l! _
: @6 T3 H' b! E2 r1 r' NTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . r* d! j: W0 u
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " P1 x8 {* Y, R8 o: R6 z
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 N$ o* k% s. n
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 k2 x2 J4 q% l; I5 y4 z
Millie: I is... 6 ~! l: M5 _% J! b. z# c
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% m1 r7 x3 c9 }Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* P6 x# O" z; o# T/ LLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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; J _" z1 M5 g- pTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 @, l" w7 f3 E8 L' {6 f' v& c! ~Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 F& b+ C) h2 Q6 c6 j5 K
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 C; M# j% v% o/ Q/ tClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 R- h, r' p8 o0 F
J: `' s: S' qTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 r6 u9 M) b( |% G* S7 B# y8 \
Harold: A teacher
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