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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 W/ j2 y; T5 V; {6 Z% d# |! z, {
Maria: Here it is.
5 b" m$ |/ J5 VTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 L1 e {! d% T
Class: Maria. ( n' H5 s. j* c( `3 _
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 ^; d4 p p d3 K- |4 SJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) P9 ~0 F' I) z; h: z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; `; f9 [! w( [( V" |/ M% M
Teacher: No, that's wrong : s1 L D3 F) N* q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ g m0 B/ |! z* V; D: X7 s
S" Z1 C! j. Y: F. N/ ?+ w1 ]) oTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # g2 l5 i) c- e
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 0 {" `+ r" [( f; [* p. T$ w* L
Teacher: What are you talking about?
) V- K5 @( i7 G! D) _9 w; l6 YDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ O! v# |2 x* A% lWinnie: Me! 4 N6 i: s8 C4 c/ B, t
' E; v1 w: p: H1 K% CTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ |6 |0 o# l/ l: CGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& y9 }+ Q& o/ }) N$ N" p' f, mTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 E D+ `* s! v" y, R- PMillie: I is...
: s3 k6 ?# j4 aTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 z: N) \/ ]2 d$ HMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 j( z4 [8 r# v% A; t
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # P/ h N8 D+ n1 T$ ]) p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & P6 k$ Z5 }; O- A- @2 t
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ q; y& ]( P) Z1 r
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 R% U \" H) G* Q; q$ ` } n B$ }. t0 M
" Z# {8 T5 T9 E- C! I& k p* [; Y: n- f2 nTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 x6 |2 E% P5 S& ~; TClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * M( s8 ~' ~3 Q/ u- p7 V: k
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " I) }3 A- b- d, t. U/ t& q
Harold: A teacher + M! v% S4 q' w2 ^+ p0 t$ I! {( m
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