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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
8 \( j0 {' I% m7 R5 X8 rMaria: Here it is. * k4 J5 }5 s" ]. M' c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % ~1 C6 u& v( A& G
Class: Maria. ! x9 m) @1 G% Q5 K
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 j# C6 c8 H1 k" q
John: You told me to do it without using tables. - Q; q7 O- |8 p; t
' Y4 E: v1 o# o+ H3 t: E7 y6 c8 mTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 s( J" ~1 I9 m zGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 M/ l2 ^; F( G' T6 }
Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 W/ M8 N6 X. G2 i {
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / `; P }, J, M: |) Z+ C9 Y
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 |. e2 W; W% S! UDonald: H I J K L M N O.
8 u( |# x1 E2 ^& H& K/ i4 J$ fTeacher: What are you talking about? - K* S; z* ?; E2 C, z) a6 N2 R
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " w. `( B8 R* I% o; B0 s
+ W; C4 C, U, C2 sTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- N+ i/ C" n2 t5 G' dWinnie: Me! , Q7 m; m. X$ X( R
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 F( F6 P2 L8 _) TGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 K( w! {, A1 }* e2 ~' J( F% PTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 g" `+ p: N. k6 S& z7 g2 a
Millie: I is... # k/ h8 N' |7 n* \- I- k) p6 t% t
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 b7 }3 a3 P0 F8 v! {Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 F* z! n8 z3 k& ^: }' [Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) y; l1 y' a6 C: I
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( o9 G/ p" [! b+ U: \8 }
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 ~% D, C e* [" CSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * T( X2 h6 C% g) N9 d" O( y+ \6 p
+ M, ^. v, ]0 G" L& u1 o( P, DTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ |4 R" X' h* |: u% X; ]% [) ~+ X
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) s' a, Y7 s" h+ J9 e6 _7 m# f1 { |6 HTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % O4 D% K; n ]
Harold: A teacher
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