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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, |* e5 O9 c7 i' _7 x5 g. i5 OMaria: Here it is. $ S: c/ i$ t B8 C' c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% Y+ o+ i- t2 x3 RClass: Maria.
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Q( K1 x2 E, Q$ xTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* R3 |# I# P/ s/ _; d* h4 ZJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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* ~& \( E8 h" UTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- Q7 w" ^4 Q4 BGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( _% t, s0 Y* ^7 R
Teacher: No, that's wrong
* k$ Z6 F8 S5 KGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. : R+ i' H" z* w% f* @% u
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 Z. t" U0 z. H" ^4 R) tDonald: H I J K L M N O. 3 `4 ^* `+ `4 Q
Teacher: What are you talking about?
( ~9 c8 k4 y: _5 b0 [ ZDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 }# y8 X* g \( F/ i" K/ N! \0 _Winnie: Me!
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2 w8 f% S. L. n; \8 U* C- W" cTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 s" M* }, q; P/ c8 z: C8 U: a# V* mGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 T3 ]1 O4 O% t* R! _( ]8 j( D
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) l/ Z$ c3 g2 P' D/ A2 U
Millie: I is...
+ o$ ]7 z2 Y$ O2 {$ b+ ETeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % G! G' a0 ]5 g& A* @' z! v8 E
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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) r! v2 e6 a+ o- W9 D( aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! _7 Y, r- [8 o1 t3 F2 y0 g1 `/ hLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, N1 z/ Y9 g4 pSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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. x1 @; w2 e& R; }6 H$ VTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 u& P' H3 h5 S" S8 o1 o! s
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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/ |4 ^4 g' ^$ h. eTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - y) l$ R# S5 V; f5 A
Harold: A teacher
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