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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 j3 V% \6 Y" `- J$ K( l
Maria: Here it is.
( {: b" V8 H. R. g. zTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 Y, H: e' z4 c: W) uClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 u2 W% J) ], ]2 IJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ; c3 G- i Z/ f5 o- M z
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 j% \9 B8 G( p7 l0 u. B( @1 UGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - ?+ Q) R6 b8 P1 c
Teacher: No, that's wrong
$ p# u# o' a x+ S f8 g5 }Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. " v" H* O( {5 v" j! {9 ?7 `# E
: n0 D, a4 c9 f, `8 b6 NTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, t7 ^' N% P" r$ @8 }3 e: c. Y6 NDonald: H I J K L M N O.
6 E2 J9 S. k) k# N$ Z# p5 p8 uTeacher: What are you talking about?
9 R6 T& T( d' |Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ! x) H9 r- ` g
! F4 n7 H# [% J/ g& DTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) }' ^( D- u& l8 k0 MWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 z6 V9 [0 E2 ]0 R- g4 C) \4 R
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 O, o8 d4 m8 P z# b2 F
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' x' v* h% @! e8 _Millie: I is...
& D. K( M+ \5 J5 q4 g- K zTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 O2 }& A0 O2 v U" S7 v
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 P8 R3 g) a# \+ o `: vLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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" ]/ R- R1 s* |Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 f/ S0 g8 Q+ b5 d& ]
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ F {8 d" }# k. p+ F D& zTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# R* d; A8 S( h2 z. C+ cClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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" y" Q9 S4 `+ b% B7 M" d$ STeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* u2 m3 R3 E% fHarold: A teacher
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