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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( ?8 C: S+ v! R8 p
Maria: Here it is.
' J$ k+ i' H- W5 a; m) yTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! [0 M: v$ ^' v$ n @+ T& V
Class: Maria.
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0 l: G: k- }3 s3 r/ ]& q6 pTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 B0 p5 _/ S( f7 \* _
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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' ?. K/ h/ M, [ m: [. MTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* b5 V% S" o; E! b0 h k5 q2 Q$ TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 |- l+ e1 F3 t; {/ D$ {Teacher: No, that's wrong . `( w2 j" U% [4 I; m; h: s" O4 J
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 L# X1 @' m3 I; l# g M# RDonald: H I J K L M N O.
: Y- q9 @" h/ T z3 h5 G6 ~2 zTeacher: What are you talking about?
/ L) O. F' j. G* D: HDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / y& z1 n- D4 h: E1 a
: E8 T. @: x4 F- y0 G* {- HTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 Y/ o4 m2 g( e4 U
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * c8 h+ e3 {) f# _% \
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 {5 n6 d' _6 r5 xMillie: I is... 9 U5 B" e! `; Q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ Z# S8 e/ g: j# D
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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5 [7 Z$ a2 x- G; B8 X% e+ @Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % G" k3 S6 Q7 D- j9 Q' {
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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% p: p+ \* ]& k% A; Y+ ^3 i1 @Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. A; u" ~/ m: y* [3 a4 qSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. C4 v+ o- O7 O
, j- O& h+ ]5 }6 ^Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # E4 _: C& `4 d
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 2 N* m0 u1 B1 s" B! w
2 d, }( K6 }5 l+ QTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 s% P1 v2 B: a# [Harold: A teacher
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