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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; m5 T; U K/ _0 B4 y
Maria: Here it is. / o# K) J4 W7 M( Z% q( R B
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 ^" S/ e. N9 O! G0 p% V2 `
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/ B2 @6 i3 C7 ?8 Y- O4 A% ?" W9 |Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) J1 x8 k& `; T4 t7 `# G" k- SJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. l# O: `. c3 |& t
, E0 T O8 l3 c& J: }6 H3 ]Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" + j1 N6 _8 Z* d1 _
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" G2 L9 b4 {, l5 u
Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 h, |- A& A9 v+ J8 u" V2 M; }
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 d4 k+ g- w6 T/ }! o+ ~2 M5 JTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' K5 ?% l# D, s" g9 Y# _Donald: H I J K L M N O. : g- Q4 X- r$ h y3 q$ P' f3 e
Teacher: What are you talking about? 9 | w: o6 ` Z3 v
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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q; |2 X" O% v4 g& F# Q0 ?Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 K& r- L- l' z& U: N mWinnie: Me! % ]2 O. T" t5 B
) V1 j+ [" K) Q( `0 lTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( _) k1 A/ D8 s% v! _2 y+ \* KGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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! a8 I( a+ Y1 j, z9 C0 n: J4 LTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * s2 z, E& \( e2 I
Millie: I is...
: M$ ~$ |- h. G/ ^0 JTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' s) @, j! i9 k( @9 I8 {
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 x/ G* E j WLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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( M. G3 v2 q+ Q. k6 v7 m9 D3 VTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 H2 Z, A2 Z: u2 _( T
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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1 y- {1 \+ ^, P* _8 dTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 o1 E0 G) j3 l$ g
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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' [ d9 K) ]! ~2 O" {! Y2 vTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* R' Q# e, S) C3 \( BHarold: A teacher % `; _- y# L2 b4 A6 P
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