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7 ~5 F% s4 y U( y7 J3 I& fTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
2 ]; R- v; S3 x& |Maria: Here it is. ' z4 k" J; h* ]
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ V* g/ E" c" Q0 G+ {" zJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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. I- C# b% d3 D1 Q' f rTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" Y. z& [0 W6 \0 i# @6 v
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" I6 ~6 B7 E4 ?4 ^! p/ DTeacher: No, that's wrong 4 ~& z6 F _& A: m' `# p
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) R& I: F" n8 N3 ]
- H4 f2 s( e& H# t0 N* ^5 JTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" N/ ?+ _* d# |5 m2 ?# HDonald: H I J K L M N O.
( B) S3 ~0 k# A2 @2 q1 q8 FTeacher: What are you talking about? & b& e: @' y+ b0 K' L( E/ U: o6 @
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / @ v4 q f# y8 P$ s
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' r V5 d5 \0 J* N/ A4 W! D2 gWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ c" m# P R6 z3 U9 m' [Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ H) F) E# N) iTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 F1 g) e: Y+ Q( dMillie: I is... 7 H% F7 W' ~- ^& {- G
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * [; G1 D- r/ L B
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( r$ N9 q {. Y" R
6 a) W z$ q' HTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 D$ J: }" o0 F1 zLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + t% ?9 s- `1 h6 B+ ~8 ~1 J n
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( D! H1 ?% s8 [
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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7 v1 d- p @3 S2 v0 yTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # y! A, S7 K. @9 \" T! R
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + H! h% M' ^: A6 ]( p$ R& `- b
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 |* M8 c1 @' V. g# T) y3 K
Harold: A teacher - Z% Z" {3 C# I, q
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