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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + }- A' ~8 u0 ?0 u' ? A7 T
Maria: Here it is. ' _" o' C+ H* @
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 z; j4 s! v5 A$ }5 d2 |! J
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 ~# e5 `# f+ @5 P; JJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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0 j2 h6 K- E6 xTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& J2 j: O4 h" MGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 S9 j1 P8 V4 o+ A7 LTeacher: No, that's wrong
. n5 E$ m/ U' sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 ~( @7 r; \8 b7 U6 M# T3 T
- n: d4 W6 u2 l$ I7 vTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' l& `9 T) g+ w+ s$ J, C8 r
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
3 P+ q; g$ P, xTeacher: What are you talking about? 2 e2 t9 |$ E$ f& R$ y; {1 m
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . K9 N/ |5 I C* l9 [2 _% Z. R n
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ ]- K2 V" q3 P, x3 V2 MWinnie: Me! * f) D- K: \/ l) v/ P s' l2 F
! f8 O" w: j6 ~0 U% lTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* r4 H( z, R- i9 IGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& H0 W- Y0 Z, S9 |Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " @8 Y+ h2 e: Q$ Z- o I% z
Millie: I is...
4 M4 w7 F7 {% fTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - c7 D% a8 q6 z( x2 H8 n. P
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' J! |/ ]/ l8 A0 A& ATeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# u, G% O& q6 `$ P* XLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, Z! i/ i% A- _& kSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - E2 q! ^) g) m) Z9 Z$ e. {
1 m" r9 ?+ L- G# `1 STeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 q0 y. D4 w$ q' E3 O' r4 ?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , I& o& D7 X& U- y8 ~+ L
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 \: J5 N' {2 R% f, Q
Harold: A teacher 6 A# X; v+ {; {. M
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