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{- v% X0 g$ `% i( BTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 p$ ?7 Z- P& ^ l( nMaria: Here it is. # O5 L- K* z! n) |
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 `$ g8 H0 ~- Z4 _
Class: Maria. / k& ~% ^) _# g. R
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' E3 h! M' P6 N6 U4 S5 pJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 f, s) Z h* U3 X+ P7 c; A1 STeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , v+ z- r6 V8 `7 M- s
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 {% z: _# W- ^7 bTeacher: No, that's wrong % A: H, h& g3 B6 c' y: A2 |6 F {3 ?
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 r, [+ E; d1 k. h! r6 g
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ c. q+ E; e- U% Y+ g) FDonald: H I J K L M N O.
# o+ X7 J1 X, Y+ N9 QTeacher: What are you talking about? + b2 G; r/ V, {+ j
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ l7 p1 w2 ?4 STeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # z l7 F9 D2 j% o) Q
Winnie: Me! . Z( ^! N1 I0 ?8 B8 s: E
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 k6 h' n$ l, ]' yGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , j& t1 [7 H0 L! z
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 a6 I! d( \8 k2 O0 P& |
Millie: I is... $ u& z* i0 T Q3 u, ]
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 n5 x4 U" N: H+ p! Q2 vMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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. j- i' `2 N. m1 J$ a! o8 `( nTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 }; W; I. r* `4 M, H
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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/ L6 w* h- H) X( y3 T. vTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 ~# h) c) @5 R. p1 a1 B. USimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 E5 L- w3 `" U) Z" A/ \% l: S) w
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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& b$ ?5 q; v" `9 fTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& K( R4 L* b2 j# f% ^Harold: A teacher ; d" j/ n5 Z5 x: W
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