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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 p! {2 {- Q, S8 IMaria: Here it is. + X9 s; D' y, [. K
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; c8 q5 d9 a2 _, O' f4 O* JJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# N* y9 i, U* [: o( h3 ?Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 c; ] p, P# s& [9 u; e
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 O6 i. u# w0 Y; J) [) N7 \- r5 _" n
Teacher: No, that's wrong 5 z$ u& ^8 r1 W% v z2 [
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 L; A$ H; {5 `0 B/ f- i
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! R0 C N2 G8 L! e
Donald: H I J K L M N O. # S* z* Z; H" J* _! {+ X) _
Teacher: What are you talking about?
& U3 F% X# g/ V* B& KDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" T, C& T2 T9 ~# l+ E cWinnie: Me!
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% m/ e( }/ m5 M% l9 k! c FTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? & `* C* k6 U/ I4 o% \/ ]" }- n7 n
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 y- U4 E' q# n- O: t- ]Millie: I is...
% ~: d3 A _& Y6 T, d: zTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
+ }' [/ y# a; v1 x" T1 `Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? , I6 U5 o* Y, K/ s6 m
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? A7 B9 x/ ]7 y- A# g$ v
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. & e; L# p7 \# |' N; k& p3 d6 N; X
* p4 s- W5 j+ y' w4 STeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 g; n v5 L$ `. j! `! n0 mClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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3 w8 y3 t9 D7 T; M0 I$ k' CTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 S$ \9 n U0 ]1 p% H3 PHarold: A teacher % E" _+ j& m4 X9 D+ D
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