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6 Q) m. V. o0 e+ ETeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. - V5 v; x' g- J6 v1 V ]
Maria: Here it is. 3 ?& T# M) c! p' ~5 [
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 K7 P' a. T% s# a- p- o# o7 ^' N
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 E2 M% n3 }* T# B9 N6 U( o
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 T8 K* R5 d/ b9 G, C) z. y/ P X7 O
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 X, X8 E1 i: _7 tGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 D% y* I: V- c+ l$ ?. o
Teacher: No, that's wrong ! `. M. G( Q/ G+ g5 v
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' t# h4 M+ e3 l# B. {& C4 b* N1 dDonald: H I J K L M N O. 0 m- ^* V1 v: ^; Q; B% p, G( ~2 g+ u
Teacher: What are you talking about? " p1 ?3 _" A; c2 F$ Y& E& l+ D% W
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , u0 t. L' k4 e* \8 _6 I& D5 ?8 ?# Q
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / C8 a# F* O' R, e. c+ o+ M' ^5 z
Winnie: Me! 8 W' ^2 T- o/ T* q; c
( j, d# A' j' r0 j8 @- ~1 U/ UTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; G I: Y+ f) s" [9 K5 HGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) P: X- a: O( l y: Y5 u h
0 C5 Q! |6 @: U/ ETeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; s' j( ~& t2 I
Millie: I is... 2 m' Y$ ]- c( I+ \* Q& ^+ Z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 P' o! ~2 [5 B+ z" zMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 R, W8 b1 t. F6 c1 n8 c `+ ZTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 K# B0 P `1 c* mLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
d- ~1 c9 t0 }4 H# vSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & X `6 \+ G3 e# B4 m% E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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8 ?. g G1 z7 q- W$ [2 [Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! f5 J0 R# s* B
Harold: A teacher
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