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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 o8 F, `/ V3 r$ b, T2 ?9 [% j
Maria: Here it is. ( E" Z0 a: d+ `8 F* U) b+ D1 F
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; ~! u& i5 ]& h4 g. H3 u5 P
Class: Maria.
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, V2 ^/ \+ w# ~# k6 ETeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % S$ r" R9 ^2 @3 \- T" z) |5 t
John: You told me to do it without using tables. . Q8 X1 d5 Q: i/ B5 [3 G
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 K. K" C. h5 m; ZGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / V# P2 X8 F$ \" u
Teacher: No, that's wrong
& a& k: @( O* t' [8 e2 O5 KGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 p Z4 M0 R/ B8 ^7 E. `& s& vTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! y' C8 S9 J! k# _6 J% W& D/ M6 v
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 X7 P0 R! x' O7 S2 H4 L* nTeacher: What are you talking about? 0 M( Y! L: L; k
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ' y" W6 A7 n t+ m' k
" W, ^' p- z: J( ZTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / X/ y1 L* Z& ~! x6 H* W1 {6 u
Winnie: Me! b6 s, ^& Y0 _3 ]! Y [
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 Z N0 t( x: S/ {$ s% V5 ZGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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2 q! o6 A' a( \- \& `Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! T2 g4 v4 B9 c* |1 J- a, m. jMillie: I is...
1 \* b! I$ e% {4 \Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
+ j& T: D# n" M; Q8 kMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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/ G- v( q8 q! j: N! hTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 h& v+ @/ ^' f9 x$ q# RLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 S" u9 T/ V9 p+ t* W' Q' i2 f
( X1 ~# }7 D- a( nTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " O' r3 [/ A* v) I! n
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 U9 T! D8 i0 |9 |9 T3 V
6 O) x- I; t. c( o+ q4 l# @. ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? " Z+ Z7 `4 Z$ H! C/ P
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; k$ @" U! H W7 h- W; R; r
Harold: A teacher [5 U2 j, | N! l
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