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; L/ Y, R0 y8 OTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! A" A2 l1 N1 r0 E8 Y
Maria: Here it is. 2 |9 K% X# H5 g2 _; n
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ n+ h2 |) b' Z4 UClass: Maria. ' l/ S# d5 }$ {0 j8 ~9 J; I
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + @$ ~/ K9 d8 @: F
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! r* Q) K6 H$ k1 M1 F: k' fGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 Y/ t# J. w- i1 ^; o7 ATeacher: No, that's wrong
! F! G& t5 }1 e$ S% |Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 E2 O2 m1 z; E+ ?
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , ~; d# U* j4 q% _& r! s
Donald: H I J K L M N O. " a3 ?1 l; u- F+ r; ^
Teacher: What are you talking about?
# S5 O& Z0 h/ H! C6 L, R5 LDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 n- K) c8 k$ E7 F# \8 O
Winnie: Me!
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; |% n1 j) k3 I: k- STeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , H6 X$ F5 r% t- z! {" `4 W. n
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 X0 [ s# U$ B% h. G$ w$ o. WTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + V r. B( B r2 y. q$ `: {
Millie: I is...
- t0 r: | ^! o2 q) F/ QTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' H5 Q. \: c1 }. \5 v+ D( _5 Q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * g9 T& X1 \% Q% ]' D q; v, J
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 Y; C' ?+ h6 a; ?5 G$ e& ~
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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+ r6 M6 K/ A% A0 ]! N# S1 g- tTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. i) L8 b# e T8 GSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& C4 l2 V9 }2 ]: m9 NTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 }4 K5 r& }7 A. [Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , c+ v+ s# B$ t' Y6 O8 Y/ T
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 {! J' d1 E7 K% K) hHarold: A teacher
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