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0 I( z% z* O5 ~1 ]. w) T) f, D5 w8 STeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / f: _6 f9 b/ D) f" k% J+ L
Maria: Here it is. + G G) q* A" n V: u8 g! ?
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 M4 O! y6 l- Z' _' D
Class: Maria.
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% P$ P! t0 ]4 C# ?2 dTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ c( [+ F) H8 L1 g5 O I$ R
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 ^0 X% R1 d3 [2 p& \$ LTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; @! H3 P, y& [Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 l- I! Z, q+ `8 h N4 N' x/ _5 `
Teacher: No, that's wrong
$ k$ c2 r- h1 A) @5 u, ~Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- } B. L4 @% oDonald: H I J K L M N O. 5 u7 M' @# ~3 J" O" J" r/ Y( ?) i: a
Teacher: What are you talking about?
& I; ?. H* @3 ~ U2 ~' O, M, c; NDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ ]8 E4 f) A1 ~6 G" E/ @Winnie: Me! ) O4 N5 `4 O+ _; P& R
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - c9 K# @! ?2 R, @
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 R2 T, d9 J3 q. G& j0 K
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 7 l) }& X5 X! t% }1 ^# e3 b2 T
Millie: I is... ) Q" N8 I; A. @) T+ ?0 b; D" e
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( T9 Y4 t& c% \, }3 WMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 B+ }, I7 c6 h) v3 \
1 I7 s# b9 e1 t: L9 ZTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % W) p" [8 o K5 p
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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1 \2 y- Z3 ] gTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ) t% c& w) l0 x' P5 Q) d
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 O2 x' J( j7 k( a d/ S7 O4 L
8 c; I" S) P8 f- @; a; tTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 k9 X9 E$ B' K3 f* B) k3 pClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - W: h! Q' K ~( k: @
! W' _7 M6 |7 C7 [6 K% w( M1 WTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ w1 j1 g* C+ J; G0 a* W) oHarold: A teacher
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