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, \% `8 N/ t, C$ w# XTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ u& i# W z& |6 }- P/ M" _
Maria: Here it is. 7 n W* X' ~" a r1 i# A% n# F
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ }" Q# ?# ]; f0 `. t9 iClass: Maria. & a$ Y) D; b4 q8 c. R' }
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 o) O3 {9 T! E9 P CJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 D7 `. `6 g( m) L0 c) }: CTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 F9 S4 i) X y+ }$ XGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 h9 o' c4 V. b1 s( i5 x! z- ETeacher: No, that's wrong
1 p* w" A" J% ` R, kGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. W9 g( h; q, F" P8 y" L( t8 w
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, s; ~! r9 I5 P% l! C" }Donald: H I J K L M N O.
8 g2 r8 f0 w8 b, g$ X8 ~' JTeacher: What are you talking about? 1 K: G$ r$ A2 @" \- c) [. z+ L
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 o; I+ I. J% W. LTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 F, n/ p/ r# u2 y2 lWinnie: Me! 2 M, {6 C# q1 O1 ?* H; }
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, m7 ] e, t% l5 @$ N- D, H+ \Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) t8 l: ]& Y+ W) Q
Millie: I is...
! g3 K8 _; q: |6 v: g8 @8 BTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( r( | K# j0 V5 E3 Z( IMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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~8 I! B4 ~% ~! Z* s2 Y! sTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ }0 G8 Z/ s" \3 M$ |0 e, NLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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5 R9 {% U7 ?. ~5 G" t, ?Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? # v: j% g9 z2 d1 C
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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[+ Q0 }0 c4 A# `, H+ VTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 |. c: G9 h" dClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & p7 B) q# ~% W$ h% E- O5 [1 Z% a- P
2 g8 b) f4 ^; A1 X; OTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 {+ Q) ]! p) H: ?
Harold: A teacher
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