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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 s+ r# c2 ]4 u) D# U) l
Maria: Here it is. 0 z9 f F2 A3 x$ U; W! y- r! j8 [
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
5 F# ^1 b2 i2 u/ d" ~* ?& `5 lClass: Maria. * V) [4 K* l: ^0 _
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . s' A/ T- h( _3 R Y4 }
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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) x' w: c$ Y7 h ZTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 O0 ^; x" `- c/ m& y+ m4 xGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& M* h2 Z, I' ~1 \( h5 c" WTeacher: No, that's wrong
* C! J% l$ n6 a4 L( |3 Q; oGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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' a. P# R6 Y" c* rTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / }# ?: [& B4 D$ C4 @1 c, b' e
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
) R( S9 S# t$ ?Teacher: What are you talking about?
& i8 s& [( ?/ vDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 n' J) d# L+ V% Y) C4 M6 @. e# v
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- l8 s/ t+ ~4 H! MWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 v, J2 l. R2 u) Q# h
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 0 ^! Z7 K; W: R
! d; ?" E6 S% ~' t+ jTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * \8 m; j! w- H
Millie: I is...
8 |( k/ c) p. A7 o$ FTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! h0 `( M5 } F$ N) f: \Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." $ o6 [" V& F3 @8 `5 ?% N( [
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 T% \: B* s$ p) i7 QLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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' ^ x/ d6 @7 ^( E5 s! U5 RTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 3 \- g2 @* y& B2 q7 ]
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * @8 {$ f4 Q8 n* F
, C* c. `" w! G1 u( T6 _7 V1 HTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; U1 E6 a+ ?' m% Z# U* BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 2 y) I# d `9 P$ J' V" ?
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % E4 z0 j1 b* ]
Harold: A teacher ; S1 l1 j J9 b0 _
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