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3 s) i0 Y/ [+ q7 p5 w% ?+ s! KTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. & i; k0 M6 w' `8 H4 t
Maria: Here it is.
+ H; I9 b8 d9 G+ O( E7 `/ cTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ l1 Z" ?. }# k$ bClass: Maria. U) t# W, @. ]- f- Z" ~7 F8 J4 X5 t
) ?' r( Z+ g9 \9 DTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- S* I) x) Q t" P( |2 RJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# o) O8 ]- n( [& D: H. K$ MGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 U8 m, V5 X* L2 C+ B9 r+ N: q6 GTeacher: No, that's wrong
9 b [, Z) Y1 }5 VGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % b# C4 M! M0 ? K# J1 J
* j9 a( V, t( JTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( k* r1 O( ~2 F' n& e" FDonald: H I J K L M N O. , T' g+ |7 I u9 w! \3 e
Teacher: What are you talking about?
/ c u) [! H9 r! Z. X' E6 d6 eDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 G' k3 A/ O- Z' v6 a
( j; o; N0 h G8 p3 F3 JTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( j" ]3 f# x5 Q- G: SWinnie: Me!
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3 g' l% j5 A. G) D4 CTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: f( H: `1 G% u- Z) AGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, l1 k& c: P. C: r' u$ z' yMillie: I is... , i( T3 [4 {. P7 A/ B% p. v; K
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% s7 {1 J! \; I6 E) }" `" F: e! W5 CMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; Q1 u6 k% W2 ]' Q% [& rLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? X, V5 y' [2 ]1 `, q2 \
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 F X; q; ?* F' {7 p; E, C6 i4 pClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " R* S% g! _6 b# y5 E- Z( X
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 B7 H1 J5 A0 e' h
Harold: A teacher
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