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/ n4 a: b/ ?/ u5 B- d! k" u" oTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 Y' t+ U' _8 V' \$ o! rMaria: Here it is. / R( O# M6 i8 H6 ?6 h* k, Q
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * Z) I; A# G9 ?$ B. x7 Q0 G
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? q! N3 V/ T8 y9 U+ R
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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' [# z' N- S1 k4 rTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; y+ r9 X* \/ h, u* f
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" f* k$ i4 B1 H6 W8 c; Y
Teacher: No, that's wrong ( Z0 ?' M+ O6 V+ H! X
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. . w3 A6 U# g* q* U+ X% t+ e
0 q" Q0 Y" a5 n9 S2 T- D8 VTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 N' O N( q8 o% H* j
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
, b, O4 V3 f; d {" s! P, tTeacher: What are you talking about? : V/ W- _* y# U4 l. `4 W c) Y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - \. ?! G7 E# l
# A7 ?) j) ^7 r8 `Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 P& |2 }8 e+ f5 x& s. a: S0 NWinnie: Me! , }7 n6 y8 r1 j
' O7 s" _. y4 R# E4 Q( ^Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : j' e* ]% m# J) d( o4 l9 ?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 ?, ]) n% m' X
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 g+ [! v! N z/ F2 MMillie: I is... . j0 d/ g* v3 x( n
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& c+ k# ^8 b+ }5 CMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* ?% P8 }: J0 n( \6 x$ nLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + Z ^, ^: V0 N5 @2 B
$ q5 I% U9 S2 k k; C( b: PTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? / ^9 W4 ~9 O" n) l, q8 [, k$ P
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& y; D, o5 L+ |% r. NTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 U- k1 e2 y; H. k' N# N
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 3 \7 p1 s* o( v6 M8 x' I
Harold: A teacher
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