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& }$ Z! g R) Y0 w gTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 [; S- |4 i! E6 ^1 kMaria: Here it is. * F& ^5 j; s5 A9 V+ {* Y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 S) e r, U9 ^
Class: Maria. 2 g6 r0 B9 C5 `* o" Q4 U# L
! H O5 D" z; D( i9 b6 A4 hTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ B; g" K# e W. }; PJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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$ U2 Q" x, F- s9 rTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 D' _/ R( a% K H6 n4 xGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% `1 ?5 N+ }& w3 D" x* TTeacher: No, that's wrong
$ a2 C! b1 n% K7 Q7 W0 i9 c9 ~Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; X: @8 N0 s. a+ C G
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 3 X. _. `6 d) |9 T% J# H. @2 v
Teacher: What are you talking about?
6 y: ]% e( R4 HDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , y, h. C I! j
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& O/ |2 w1 M9 d$ C hWinnie: Me!
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A0 E r" O" b5 A! K1 p% DTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! p8 |" {* Y- E0 FGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " H" A& }/ v) I, y6 c
Millie: I is... % P9 y8 e- u1 {% f" v) T1 O' D. u7 m2 u
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* X( y) E7 _, m. Z1 x! pMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ g7 U, F+ n4 |Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 h* x; h9 ?. n) s/ e3 d0 n
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 X N! u) O W2 u. d
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + j: w9 b' m. X! I8 d; m- Y1 V
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 u e* T6 t: c# AClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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- Y0 P9 R% b- c& a8 m. M N5 PTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 a6 n* ~8 ^% ~; a. \
Harold: A teacher
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