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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 y, @1 w$ j. g
Maria: Here it is. ! q1 Q$ e; r' D, l3 v1 i9 W
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ L/ W/ L- ]) M0 k; fJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 r% }2 W$ \4 s% |
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 A5 i( Y* ~+ A. K" d( dGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * P1 J# F7 V! @6 L0 l& G
Teacher: No, that's wrong 2 Q& k. k' O# o+ Y: L8 y9 r
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? : |; I8 v5 q0 O+ \& V* G
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
8 _* h V7 |- n, j& STeacher: What are you talking about?
/ l# h1 a1 b) z% i' i! XDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 _" p" p* ^9 B$ p' H; z/ b
8 R* g- n- U8 Z- }' y( \/ iTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; L1 G# K' C# w: A5 s uWinnie: Me! . F7 L+ T7 c/ \" y* o) z8 I
# \5 N' i- X4 \. ]( ETeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 \/ p# d1 \4 ]: F% O: J- q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, `8 M4 X) D' {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 8 b3 a2 ?- T. ?9 e4 L7 B& S' L
Millie: I is...
0 [' X, t2 L9 T- s* R X: X/ {% `3 t1 fTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; p# ~; C d5 x* b
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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5 r0 b$ G( D% H0 |; W9 V5 UTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' C6 l* S( |! K6 z8 cLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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* h/ Q9 A: [* v, U2 \8 MTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( m1 ^3 a1 R: _3 @; P8 i
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) t& n0 H; E+ |0 `6 M% k* J C. QClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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/ f! O# e& e3 K2 q# E4 C- \Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; G2 A, T7 W6 V& z+ JHarold: A teacher % X$ E0 m5 m& G; o
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