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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% ?- ]1 P% @' h% [Maria: Here it is.
& v; |4 ?' ]( p& O. Z3 D* eTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! T$ u! g6 B. ^6 a$ tClass: Maria.
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" D3 C/ T' n, [3 GTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
o) N0 W5 a1 w/ `9 V" Z- f9 RJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 B* G) @7 ?( e( ^$ K: R, ~& s
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 y- ^ O5 R$ ~
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 Z6 @/ s' V! G$ ?$ l' Y" ?( V# z
Teacher: No, that's wrong " {! o1 v" l1 i# g7 c- t0 G
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 n% [* Y9 i9 u E1 ?3 v: x ^( EDonald: H I J K L M N O.
* R3 [( f# }+ j* B5 WTeacher: What are you talking about?
" h" [( ?2 y! A0 JDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 g/ o/ f6 x* _& g1 [$ p
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / _/ {. d' w/ w" j
Winnie: Me! * Q3 T' X t4 j
$ G/ x7 o3 z- y6 q' S2 RTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
A2 X |( m L" `9 |& w9 _: RGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 p9 F# E0 \( A& K6 F; ?
Millie: I is... * X [/ a6 d, K2 V: r4 v$ M
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" R f* w2 a9 b1 @. F* {) pMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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0 U; j; u4 e4 g- x7 `( UTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& l* E& a4 a" g/ jLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ ?: p9 T+ T# R* F5 L7 a' x3 dSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 g. E) _5 k! f5 [+ q- y8 @
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - s$ S% u; U& D% p- P) n
* j. r+ z/ x1 ?' Y+ c5 L* q9 h9 \* nTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 `) a1 Q. q1 }2 j' @; s* F* @- u
Harold: A teacher 9 v3 ~9 K$ Y' q& c
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