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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
2 D/ L1 t7 p$ i) F& V" v/ ?! s7 AMaria: Here it is.
- z& G8 w5 `% f7 bTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? @4 W: {" L/ q: h
Class: Maria.
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7 z4 ?1 H# x6 m: ?. ITeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 F" w# r- U' G/ T7 P) DJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 l1 n. U# C( V, ^9 V4 {- FTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 P: W* h |6 Z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- r) A* q8 Q$ {5 h* u$ m% ?, L5 xTeacher: No, that's wrong $ R0 \* d' m x$ Q1 T
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 r2 Q+ z+ h3 r. z% m3 _
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
m0 i+ [' @$ V# c4 A' |Donald: H I J K L M N O. , f1 D7 O2 T6 ?7 o: L4 W
Teacher: What are you talking about?
$ E! K5 F# f: J; C HDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , k! c0 k7 H) L1 [# }
n! I' i7 d3 f/ OTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 T5 F1 S2 o# A& E! |
Winnie: Me! $ X1 [1 `0 |7 P/ X/ q
! B( t3 `6 l6 h$ i* Q6 LTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 m8 u+ a# \3 o" o, u7 d$ E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 A1 A4 t6 F, W/ _4 `
* s U! P4 j- e) i2 rTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" e" \5 ?" }& l4 P- J" ZMillie: I is... J7 z* u( H; z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" P: O2 P# k8 ]6 F4 M/ xMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * w7 k8 G' s2 y; [. h
. ?* S! C' [8 r$ M4 G h8 I1 lTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# A: {9 C6 h( _4 X" `4 S& l7 @Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - z' `3 z# B- Z6 Z' f" K9 K; c6 {0 Q
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ) ~6 y' \8 z& Z' G2 B" |' ^
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 v9 ~) G& p! f% q7 }+ w6 u) |
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 2 y2 e$ _4 K, g" L: s% u
/ h5 o2 Q9 X4 _1 rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 g' { n2 Z x$ y) b
Harold: A teacher
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