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( i2 _/ \2 x- a# t0 \4 BTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + w* g" V( e1 ~# |8 b) h
Maria: Here it is.
5 `. s7 p3 p! X- W t) JTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; i. T; |" n. `Class: Maria. 9 q4 C' q8 y+ t0 I0 I( j
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ J% v" }+ k( q9 y& W, NJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. : S2 i+ ?+ e; b2 P9 r
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, ^: x8 {2 P% P6 F. WGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& [4 S1 [( i7 r+ r, B- qTeacher: No, that's wrong $ K0 c' ^( h8 D, _2 v% F. n* s
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& a0 {1 y- D; R# }. d% v6 OTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 Q' N0 @! R, B7 H8 z0 y' i; |Donald: H I J K L M N O.
6 U1 ?9 u* D! q+ @! _( KTeacher: What are you talking about? - l' X$ h8 U. X* Z0 X0 k+ e
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 q \ V& q2 D% q) o$ v) i
9 z4 H8 d3 Z. I% ~6 B2 TTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 \' L& ]! G& V5 O2 `& VWinnie: Me!
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/ y/ J7 e: d9 mTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" o" G1 Q7 N$ A- ^+ Z+ d9 n f7 ?7 q! YGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . I7 |: ?% @& J
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ y. a2 S, m8 U c
Millie: I is... 8 O9 T6 P. W8 O3 J4 k" U* |
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% a/ A) c. ?; X* W# yMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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, }8 q+ F! u; }' e& {Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 ?3 m; K2 d0 C( a
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 x2 D, H/ |- j
( C, X( V8 ?& [9 U- o. eTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 \3 U; b9 a8 X% ?8 v
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 k, G0 x2 B+ b# d6 U
Y2 b! A$ ]- r& f' tTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? v/ o/ u4 x1 i, F5 M# I+ I
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 _. _3 r( @' I$ n
Harold: A teacher
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