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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 s4 \, B* R9 h# S. S9 A- }
Maria: Here it is. ( u1 S/ r2 p$ m Z" ]
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 [7 ]1 @# Z0 h g/ B% h. S
Class: Maria. ) v6 |6 H. p/ s+ m3 l
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 O1 G1 }7 k$ u1 d- w7 ?9 aJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , ]$ n) F) m+ o: F- B" E
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 a& n+ A5 a4 Z1 R2 _6 p3 \
Teacher: No, that's wrong
( D6 v# p1 g: j; ^. o8 j+ RGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* g2 g4 v" \& Y2 mDonald: H I J K L M N O.
! u: B `* Z8 i$ Q) ?& T) GTeacher: What are you talking about? " s0 r/ T# Y. f! r2 w4 e( O
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: ?8 m9 D4 A: W2 S" ?" {+ y4 e* }Winnie: Me! ) d, ^+ b2 y" }9 }
7 k2 p' E6 E7 o- B5 l) n+ XTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : [. l. r2 ]5 _4 M( z. Y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 p0 y' i5 v( Z7 }& XMillie: I is...
1 n& U- c% \8 u9 ]" s% _Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ ?2 ~2 X- ?% z; J2 C& AMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ! K* z- N; Q6 a" z) P# V
# \5 G G; o( s2 B ?4 R7 yTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, r4 L/ ]- e0 E4 Z2 y: MLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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8 i3 S. s. p( wTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% m( C! d3 h" |$ v+ L' tSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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3 e. W' }) o- i* L% X! jTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( S O7 S/ _% W; F* j9 N
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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3 d* X1 r7 H# |1 YTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # W( Q# t" b E4 V+ r1 @
Harold: A teacher % F: a- I) S a( w# w$ E
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