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+ n6 A& ]" n* d LTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
4 \& ?. V3 a. JMaria: Here it is.
/ {. W# u7 U X- ~Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 x3 r: u% k* ]Class: Maria.
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; }5 l& [1 o0 }: i! bTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% V2 A% J1 x! P2 ~4 x9 `: lJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 g3 Y# h5 J( i8 s1 Z5 F. j% w2 jTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" R2 R& O5 v: D( F6 `2 H
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: k2 w0 G' ~/ v2 D( a0 `' ATeacher: No, that's wrong
; N% N" y4 }7 S0 g* iGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 N0 z6 A3 K# n' xDonald: H I J K L M N O. 4 E$ H" i9 _) |0 R! w
Teacher: What are you talking about?
' c. h: w) G8 @% A% D/ MDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ O5 V1 p+ q7 L$ r: |7 q
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 @5 e, A: x6 m7 k- k
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 \; M1 Y& n8 ]2 \ x) M
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. Q$ |. q. I. NTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 H) v+ i$ L: K% P" G( W
Millie: I is...
0 k7 h9 y+ Y! E: n2 }, nTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
# ]/ ]- _' H9 `- r2 ?" ]Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 s" m, T- W( ?
5 B9 ?9 O! z7 \' F ^- ITeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 i6 }2 c2 t K6 ALouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - c# f( \4 O e
& ]) K: u5 z8 ~) y0 yTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : j" W. H9 c- d: ~+ ^* A8 E3 Y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + u' S1 ]/ ?7 U- ]3 x6 \
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( A2 X: O% p# A
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( K( b4 k1 F. g$ d
Harold: A teacher
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