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8 `" z* q' l6 Z6 O/ aTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ ~3 i+ f3 y* sMaria: Here it is. 2 Y h; V* i3 Q4 J& g
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 w* v! o7 j2 q/ m/ w( WClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& N6 s7 U; C7 s% a& nJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 [ M c# D, n3 GTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ ^5 c& F6 a6 l. [Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 b* ~ e/ @1 Y; {4 u+ ]# T% y
Teacher: No, that's wrong
) L) u' ~7 J6 a& ]" x/ I+ lGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& t/ n: ~5 @& n+ i! L$ QTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' I( o, b# P% f5 KDonald: H I J K L M N O. , v+ Z' }: d' w) R* |
Teacher: What are you talking about? & |, u" o4 m; T3 j# l" P
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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2 r+ \: t& D+ J+ i8 |" sTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , ?4 A% ~5 l' D2 y0 c+ \
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 }& `' g/ B& @8 ~2 mGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 g8 |. o* |) S7 Q- m0 [: c
4 ]* U- B* d0 A7 O1 @; l' iTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 d, l" C: u# Q6 J. q5 }
Millie: I is...
* Z4 l4 U( s" U; U: G; c4 kTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! J/ k+ d% J4 ]% N6 n1 XMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / z/ f& e7 B$ A. ^+ ^/ \
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 h8 w& v& n) {# dLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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: D9 p( |2 X! \4 R: s" DTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 s' i# M( _7 ^+ k1 T T8 E: rSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ) }% V2 u T9 J. q+ T& H
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; l4 X7 N* w" Y7 J" P# {+ n7 h' J; E. m
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 B" p" K, d/ M
/ q) N! d7 r' n) P( S- rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 z5 @4 S' C: z. }( K( T4 s" t
Harold: A teacher
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