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* {2 T" b/ A8 R5 zTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 {% q2 W7 q7 h- t+ N! W
Maria: Here it is.
) E8 C# D9 ?$ M9 m" TTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 k Y4 N0 \% g# k& F7 Y
Class: Maria. ! D' r( S# H0 q/ [9 `% P- L7 ~
6 g1 Y& v/ D" ]( R2 Q: yTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 \/ \# v" p0 }& O4 f
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 \7 y2 ^+ b. d6 z, U, `
- H0 R) J, _: d" @( tTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) `3 s/ h5 |- r: a8 K: f
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ n/ ~$ h' b: m' P8 G7 N1 G0 @* sTeacher: No, that's wrong
5 P7 m" d5 N9 N1 V0 ^) W0 ]& i( _Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * L, U, w( v0 O) f7 T5 {
! I' H/ M" s4 @. K7 O3 k! X4 f1 O/ YTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 U( e$ O: b- v2 D. N9 }/ ?( f, dDonald: H I J K L M N O. * d3 m9 K7 ]* |+ ^) |
Teacher: What are you talking about?
; s- J0 H8 r7 a* d/ f* ~Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - N$ c* y7 i2 Q8 t' f Z
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- H; {; ?: u% h2 F. f `Winnie: Me!
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2 B- \' r0 M+ ?! G: X- U4 PTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " U1 F& ~9 s( G
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. # x- c/ }0 C- u- l+ O
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: M8 @8 @! u d7 v. m$ W2 F. oMillie: I is... : @0 ~3 `" k4 t8 m2 E5 J
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 K! q5 R& k% R. ]; u8 iMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 m A4 F7 W1 C6 C E% J
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 4 q4 p2 T9 ^% A" H* K% O
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 ~7 ~0 S$ o& c- E# y- }' b
( e- P% N$ U4 u& @# s( a8 KTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 ]) ?% A, g6 S3 k S G$ g
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 1 t: Q& [5 q! P8 n6 {: P% p
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; ^* ~& F7 ^5 @; l L& Q' ]- DClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 M3 J5 h! ^; p% M5 I- w
Harold: A teacher 5 y$ ]& h; |4 o' Z. V( t
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