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: L5 E, @7 a6 ?( R7 cTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + W: N7 w3 @6 [3 S9 k: ^- s
Maria: Here it is. " C: z/ t) ~- \
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 r3 g0 }5 O- T
Class: Maria. 7 [7 h5 y' l. G2 D C
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 c$ s0 `9 p7 {: P9 @* ~, }John: You told me to do it without using tables. ! a& D! S! I! [1 E7 R
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 Y7 F6 J' Q/ q; \4 }+ I
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" f3 I5 q# i- g+ r, [ @Teacher: No, that's wrong
5 p& X8 X9 _$ M* \% C. TGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 X. b$ T9 m2 ?5 g' K& XTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! k7 b# _8 r& Q2 n1 @" Z: \
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
6 ?$ y6 C" R) b. D# s$ A# b" g( JTeacher: What are you talking about?
( A9 B* {4 U1 EDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & ^+ f/ q$ a+ Z* t
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ ?: u6 C$ L% Z/ Q6 H' BWinnie: Me!
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- J' Q/ |# i, F6 d0 fTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Z z8 D6 O0 c; F
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 G1 \ j' \; I- u; T. B* w
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, D! u1 S2 B; lMillie: I is...
]5 w% r/ {( P2 S- j/ yTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : b: t7 n W5 F ?
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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2 F. D, _; C/ ]' \4 }2 [, qTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? # M9 S! ^& y1 h) |8 K
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? / a& B( _7 x% y9 T) Z/ z. x
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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6 j0 g) D6 K/ U0 `Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) o, z3 b" @# N8 P) n0 \0 _2 \Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? & Q, p o: h7 D0 A5 I% i
Harold: A teacher
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