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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 P; k0 K# ~% z# A8 U
Maria: Here it is.
; m2 y! u5 Y4 S" r3 ^Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : g2 d9 t/ K0 E" O( z8 I' Q
Class: Maria. 7 d' K1 O! Y. K6 \0 Z9 x
4 a. _3 @7 M9 ~+ s% }$ S/ }Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? e. c7 \* c5 K$ \8 x4 `
John: You told me to do it without using tables. . u" S/ ^# R0 o+ Y8 P
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 k1 L8 H A. q8 Z" X. t9 A$ A
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 q1 h4 b' t2 n
Teacher: No, that's wrong
" M+ `& Y) a- Q. \) y& \3 QGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - K* r k( r5 ~2 `. D& G+ n& }5 T
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 8 ~( h6 C- [ T/ i5 F
Donald: H I J K L M N O. * {) E7 x7 j) z) r% {9 G' V8 r
Teacher: What are you talking about?
1 W6 e7 e( J( uDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , I5 S. X# ?$ B8 j
% G5 e2 J1 h6 v9 ETeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 O, x3 c" D: L# G2 O+ O
Winnie: Me! % n w( Y" I" x1 a1 F8 J* U& l, K# X
: P+ i9 \4 i/ @0 gTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . m/ b7 b& G0 T+ n! n& |
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 x4 @, D: k) _0 d4 [
Millie: I is...
6 m) A# j& `* E" n3 W% L0 c6 @! [/ a2 ATeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ b9 U' a3 K2 JMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 k/ e+ l) ^$ D7 p: ?Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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2 N" |8 Y% [# L& C' r1 gTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % b8 P9 q5 t( p8 b9 }% Q
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? % f2 C( C+ R# m; y: t' a8 L' \
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: O1 U" |6 F- {) U( VHarold: A teacher 7 h# A1 V( r& g- Y) J# J$ v9 b
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