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% l/ M9 \9 Z5 X" C! WTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
4 P7 t- P: V2 B, F( A3 v m; _% QMaria: Here it is.
# ]3 d' M# _! r' ]- a% XTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! g2 P' ~4 Q3 L3 B+ \. C
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* e7 c+ m7 B; u, [Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' H! o, b3 M9 y2 j( H9 q9 {
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
' C$ k! ?5 d/ |: y: g5 _6 O" L' g/ KGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
J4 Q) K0 m9 u3 R) BTeacher: No, that's wrong - Y, N* z( ] ]3 }$ x. `
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? l" k! e* _& A
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
5 V2 ^) F$ h2 Y$ c' wTeacher: What are you talking about? / [( N/ u1 \1 n9 l: l
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 q$ Y: W4 R. v! Y, uWinnie: Me!
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8 E1 q d" X" [5 q q) X. }% @Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) P7 Z8 Y! F) V7 ]
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 a) L$ I& X! Q7 |! P; [; H" d3 O
7 |, T& f d5 ~; f; kTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* d- }( }' k1 b' g* QMillie: I is... & k2 g% G3 X5 n7 \) I6 \
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 z: z3 O6 `: ?) p! s$ KMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : U! g5 D) v4 Q, g6 j5 |4 \9 q$ p
, N* Y/ T: e; t" Z$ ~! d: ?, b9 ITeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 U$ ^7 G8 {4 kLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 }. O7 {3 R3 u% h3 i+ ?
/ a+ U3 G& ?" `9 XTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 K7 N: W" G9 ?& Q u+ o7 @9 E
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ x1 ~6 p: w% G) [# {6 I% c# {Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 a" A' ~. c6 R4 OHarold: A teacher . b- K$ u+ _8 @+ L, W |
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