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7 O( k u6 g- m$ t& ]; wTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 }: Q) w# }/ F8 D- Z# a# ZMaria: Here it is. 4 `, h2 D6 h; S. e
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 `. H7 t6 D6 q6 }$ VClass: Maria. 1 \$ ~2 J+ Q: G4 T( I
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& N S, \4 N) g- d4 Y! IJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. / X3 a8 n# h% K- e9 S
7 y, q' _# d. m4 ?/ q8 B* RTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' `& ~5 A4 Q; V F; L% z* p( e: E
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 x- Q8 P, K- E2 d
Teacher: No, that's wrong
) J& N5 R- m# g' H9 FGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * n b+ }9 C: x e. F; }2 T! d
Donald: H I J K L M N O. + r" A8 e9 E1 O. |+ p
Teacher: What are you talking about? - z" A" ~7 } Q F
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ' L$ r0 m: q0 j' x
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# k. K' h+ c1 x8 ?- p* ~Winnie: Me! ( m/ L* R8 M n' K+ s
6 C% E/ d% j6 u0 kTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ p1 K6 ]+ R7 Q/ @9 B* Z
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 ^8 K9 K9 P2 D$ F6 _3 Y
. T4 ~/ K; a0 {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 o. \0 u: ]0 l
Millie: I is... / G8 P2 o1 P: M- W" d# i
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." / x) o$ r% ~2 G X
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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" u9 Z6 @; |! R" `5 F9 GTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ k8 s7 ~, z# y- O3 n* KLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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" w+ Y& R6 @$ TTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * l& F2 ~) |- z3 x7 r: ]
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * m3 c# t6 j& g9 I. w
% i1 M& a" p" r) MTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ]7 K! M3 _+ v- `4 ]; D
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) [/ s9 c, _( e* ]1 r- I8 n# Z
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' V5 k1 ~: C+ F
Harold: A teacher
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