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% V: b0 c* N% `. q* L2 bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 K8 k5 \( Q' Y$ TMaria: Here it is.
; m# }( k3 ^* P. a/ I, E5 D! y: A' nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* n& I5 g( {6 L7 G1 F; Y) KClass: Maria.
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9 n8 C3 i0 }: U5 V$ ?Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 [- b+ X: R# J' G( n( i, y( ZJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 P# H. u9 P2 x7 U
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 H. |$ A5 d6 T8 X2 yGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 n( w# K! t0 ?! d( Q- c
Teacher: No, that's wrong
! s- R4 c0 X! y/ UGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 q( s# J; a, U/ J2 c1 Y! l3 B
Donald: H I J K L M N O. . j$ P* R: i+ t* ]3 k
Teacher: What are you talking about? / I0 o! w$ G0 r7 K
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ; T- G+ K6 Q8 v- n' H* [- b: o
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. g& @7 ^& U6 m) W% ]# S; q ]Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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( _ Z/ {) C& _8 e' L) j2 VTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
" U& ~5 |/ E8 PMillie: I is...
6 e+ B1 C8 ?' ~Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." _ o: X+ l2 k1 \) ?3 f2 J. D
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ N$ C3 z+ h6 lLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. d( s y, H2 T: d$ mSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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+ d- U/ n& k5 N8 ~, _/ O, rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 ~" u3 L& G& Q, ]
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + ]# r) m, }3 F: u5 w% E* m
) ?7 L% b5 w3 a; ~% q! vTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 z# Z+ [6 p1 s% s* d# c6 V9 bHarold: A teacher w, q8 \( L- S0 h2 |1 g
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