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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
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Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
]; `+ X: Q* L; H* L" cClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 f) L% X% ^. sJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 A/ S1 r2 t: J, B
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & g' g% R2 S7 z, Z/ C+ k: U
Teacher: No, that's wrong . L: x# B) F( d* h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 a" s3 M$ N: ^) ?- F* M
/ _1 b; N3 W9 S' Y" \8 m/ e/ _3 ^Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; d( L7 A" M. C1 X$ T2 W8 _6 ?Donald: H I J K L M N O.
1 q+ ]5 |9 J7 P: W1 QTeacher: What are you talking about?
3 y, s( O4 Q# {. F* e3 `5 {2 w! FDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 I+ A. P$ U R+ x5 n6 a' z. D vWinnie: Me!
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# j) F, L* ?* A- l8 L; }Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? & p& r M" l4 q f$ v* R, P
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & ?7 V" n& m. O$ a: T
Millie: I is...
# j9 N" x" B0 @' O: KTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 }" e4 T) s" A& o/ H
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 q3 c: [$ R8 ITeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 p9 d8 G4 J, ~* J; v# I
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. w1 w7 r- ]7 K) ^$ r
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ O: y2 Y/ M( ^- ^. X7 X0 Z+ ?" K5 TSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 9 U# c1 s2 q# I5 }$ w$ r* e
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' _6 O5 m" r4 Q7 xClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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% k3 p, ^- F' j- lTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* G5 ^% b- v4 m, N3 w2 _% qHarold: A teacher
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