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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. " s* r+ q/ D- d* A- d
Maria: Here it is. + K/ J& ~) u- _. m' A
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & j ~( U' g h3 `
Class: Maria. 3 C* o! j5 ?# b- k5 D1 J+ k9 x4 h/ A
9 T/ _* r+ B5 V+ o% s7 f$ A, fTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , |& s& M2 a+ o4 d' [
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 a, ~0 r& Q( }+ g/ e' f
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* C$ U! ], Y0 e3 J6 fGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
E; ?* S# K* z fTeacher: No, that's wrong ' V( ]7 E3 D, j5 {- D: d5 Z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& ^# e4 [0 O4 Y, O* hTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 Q; N5 w% G m# e; hDonald: H I J K L M N O. 5 a2 m2 N U. `3 S- b1 Q
Teacher: What are you talking about? . C, L# p' m- h; Q9 s& a
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( \6 w& Q9 ?1 F# z' |" R5 k n
/ {- V" ]0 f8 J; x) ^0 fTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 h& R) A# |: r- {# m# Q' QWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; N/ A4 `" R! t7 s. P9 PGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; I1 i' }: F# V0 ~* P) W7 U5 ^5 n
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + F7 D; r' h" ^6 d. P
Millie: I is...
" o- c7 z9 ?" W8 XTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 t2 u7 T$ F0 h1 g6 I; \
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # U u* c0 w6 @; X
( J. D6 ~1 z8 G" g+ K' QTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 P: e; C4 _& W- d. H, [( r
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' b9 _- V1 m8 b" V
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % [8 U/ S% H8 l* ?& ~
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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8 U9 N$ l; v' U- ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 M0 }, |& Q1 H
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) M! U( t4 M* Q6 ~
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % {. _- ~- ~. b
Harold: A teacher . v. M, v0 M6 B8 Q+ M' x4 ~
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