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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! G# D, t- Y/ O. Z
Maria: Here it is.
: [" M, L+ M5 k- {. V7 LTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% n* f8 v, z, FClass: Maria. ) x9 L; R7 f3 b4 N& g
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & b4 z" y3 x7 H* v2 {! P
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: k) W- i2 U, Z1 N' a0 R6 C( Y" wTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 z% j% ] `0 ?- A; }
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ k8 |3 v4 }" L% DTeacher: No, that's wrong $ o3 w. m/ i4 x3 J1 L8 l
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, c0 A2 Q$ B# r3 ~/ F9 Z! i4 DTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + q: g/ i4 q. W" M6 |' ?& ?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
% w/ i; _. e1 `7 Q! xTeacher: What are you talking about? : h3 X, N7 Z1 ^- L* l, M0 Q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 r6 t( V& a! z! S+ q2 B, s" P
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ! d2 e3 g$ n+ d& A% ?
Winnie: Me! 6 j4 p6 v2 p0 ~) o' A9 [* F. d
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 N; k& d" ]/ F% QGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. G7 P) s; h0 L
6 w- I. \& {4 C3 e: QTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; W+ w: z( U% y9 ZMillie: I is...
2 J. `: M+ X# h. F3 [: FTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , \0 V6 O1 j; A7 J9 @; k
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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2 y! T3 \6 Y& A- @- U( h$ DTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 S- ]& C X% X/ O4 ULouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 O, u7 U2 P& z7 l
8 s# H% ?- s" r1 T' I" b! w5 }( O7 zTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
F* o# N% Y! HSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ) m( W" W8 z$ P* H
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 j: K' @+ H* L' _5 [; [2 A
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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# J. c% V& e( ]9 H5 w; L, @Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ e0 K7 @* k: p6 O5 vHarold: A teacher % I7 y8 a" M+ W k" O
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