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3 @/ H9 M6 Q5 ]3 s: M! VTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ E! f. G6 X$ V( g+ V. ? bMaria: Here it is. & r+ Q& F0 Z( v! P" z4 `4 I8 }5 o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 q/ \- p" b& w* @
Class: Maria. 8 `% c1 T/ R! x$ N P
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" S% E1 J }7 X6 o2 zJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 r* M2 S3 {' D2 S( A
) X5 c7 _& P7 l0 I, h+ u: l" eTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / Z4 s }8 l3 g' v2 A) V0 {/ ^
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! u( J; r$ I& ]* ^Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 @, z: j# p+ g3 s* U
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( Z; G; Q) u' o7 I5 @) j
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 d1 Y& Q0 A. N, g8 p M* L
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
) ^: e; d/ D3 n0 x( _3 k; ^5 ]Teacher: What are you talking about? $ n& V6 w5 q) \
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , n# x7 d! M4 \" \( f/ o
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 b. ^0 J$ j5 R8 z6 I7 I% r6 k9 R* { qWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 s \* D- D1 v+ r% V+ Y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " a- s) x# `4 N) j! C$ V
0 O4 T+ I8 C5 I( E' R0 M/ ~* ?Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. |6 \' F/ S; |; BMillie: I is... * T$ i; s) \" ~3 P
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 l3 `+ S+ c! u/ P l
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ P' z9 \" S# JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 H+ S0 \$ c+ \' D9 H PSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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1 o H c( V5 S' U; q* }Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: A2 J! V* Z( A; }5 {% QClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
P/ }- }$ X4 l B' H) ZHarold: A teacher 5 E- o! @4 ?+ r9 R' `
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