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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; u6 `/ |7 q9 b1 @" t2 u! ?Maria: Here it is. + f6 ~0 E& o5 b& E! t
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 e0 e7 a2 D- a, m# r2 O
Class: Maria. 5 p9 c/ ~/ A8 r* v
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' K; r6 c5 l6 }
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ! G4 L2 U( n+ n& }( V T, }2 m
) E5 c! \, w' a# q" H0 V. W: J aTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 F% K: i( w$ v8 L+ U3 A8 \7 ~# j! AGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 w- P$ s9 G8 m0 t& qTeacher: No, that's wrong 6 ?2 K; c7 K, K- J- ^" u0 b
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% P/ s: n6 t* G4 W. x) tDonald: H I J K L M N O. 5 ^- j# V( ^) R8 k/ q3 n5 E- P I& P
Teacher: What are you talking about? " b! W$ X$ U* A' A" n( D
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. g8 ^1 U }' l0 u, G: H5 ~# _Winnie: Me! 4 C+ ]+ {; r) v% z, G$ u9 s
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% N2 _/ l1 G7 G; Z' ~- f; R8 h& Y" vGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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) B1 N S" b& u; I- r9 kTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: L- @/ h0 Q6 E7 L2 I: @. l! H# uMillie: I is...
. A2 n7 C% c1 j0 U, h4 iTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) X* K5 ^3 S2 P! ]0 q1 H+ O
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; z6 |4 }$ v( J3 F/ m
# ?" W7 @/ \" NTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ G8 U3 X) j% N$ ?, n6 {Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 9 E; ]0 }0 i, H! I1 \4 V
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 x. u3 C/ B1 c+ RSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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3 I7 m4 R& n. |' ~Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) b; x' A$ G1 j, b( e" F
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' M* N- K. y8 Z. W
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; `8 [" U8 W" H! X3 c2 OHarold: A teacher # c$ x. |% M. n! V3 o* A' m& B
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