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- V6 A3 ^6 C/ X2 S5 P' h4 bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 ~- N+ `" f# N" Q
Maria: Here it is. 2 k1 h( q. t2 ~
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 k: n @4 k6 GClass: Maria. % T5 q c7 J* Z( Z1 j
# \7 e, G z8 ~( B9 zTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, a( E4 A( L& j& u6 N- [John: You told me to do it without using tables. - j1 ?2 g" t. {/ a6 r/ Y( J
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * M9 Z0 n. Y! H' U5 E- `
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , B! o$ r# ]5 m4 P& C
Teacher: No, that's wrong 6 v' I; `9 Z; X r$ z0 q4 M% w
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 N8 P5 w: P1 U4 x! @' E6 @8 ^
- ^' u1 D1 S- q9 v+ RTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 8 |% m% L) }8 o! d/ I% Z7 N% R
Donald: H I J K L M N O. . ^6 ^; v) u: o7 G. W
Teacher: What are you talking about? % ^' f9 H: h# n6 V) ^5 w
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # R1 @% \$ D( r" L
. x; v( w3 F. C! iTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 P3 o0 U& d% o; E* c5 D
Winnie: Me! 2 B; r9 ]( a0 ?. Y( X+ E
& w& i' Y- r& `8 z: QTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; Z6 T* ~4 Q6 C' t. BGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 ?6 z- r) n3 c/ e& ?
, r- @/ V- a( C; Z- e& ETeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + `0 q+ g+ [. v: [
Millie: I is... 9 z* e- k8 s H5 W
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ q g1 V: T, o# F5 X) e6 [
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 a: u; D6 K. `1 l
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 }% ~; k6 s+ o9 bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 f! L/ f$ G4 B6 C9 r# wSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , J2 L/ |/ F3 V. D9 S% T! U' f
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 Y% V- S1 T( P X4 U2 uHarold: A teacher . O* u, q) d8 M# Y* P6 M1 R9 U# x& n
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