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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % [2 l5 V: O3 N! x0 @9 x! W7 a
Maria: Here it is.
2 v' c+ R0 g. z d& f2 D; dTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . O7 O- ]- W* {6 R
Class: Maria. ) o4 E% V! g* r1 o$ J
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 P- N, z& Z, ^ Z1 |5 S0 ]" P% bJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ; n$ d6 _, m7 I* [! G+ _
1 B# U" b$ e4 Z+ k* f6 ZTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ V- k7 q$ R' L( h+ p9 dGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + E) x. c8 b) z
Teacher: No, that's wrong
t" P. [3 u. r! I$ nGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. " Z9 \0 j h, U
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? H, Q) ?0 I5 O+ ~! _& G4 Z
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
* q+ ^3 V2 K7 v# BTeacher: What are you talking about?
4 C% H+ v8 |' E% u" P$ {7 M B3 e5 _Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 X/ N# X& m: k( @6 J5 _2 ~: }
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ! n6 m7 P8 |1 h( F3 L
Winnie: Me!
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5 B% i% q( |. PTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 }6 V. N1 S8 X I, Q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 s0 F1 g2 u. J5 d1 h+ _
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' g. {1 A/ T! p6 t- ?4 aMillie: I is... , e+ i) D A9 ~' k
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! g2 ~0 F! F' g$ v5 _7 aMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." i4 A1 G d1 y$ y" _
. d7 y S5 u5 P: ^" n2 C2 rTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" D& }( |6 s, uLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % E/ R% l1 F6 Y5 _9 `: e7 S
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 r# t$ P p6 b, M. WSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* |# z4 p8 o) M, Q. @ RTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 @& p* ~/ ^6 V) E+ bClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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4 E, z |2 n$ H, g) ?* w% ]5 zTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. z3 P; S1 a$ _7 R( c$ w. ^: s% L" kHarold: A teacher
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