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a$ R; } a, G! J8 w+ M. Z1 ?Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ I @4 ]0 L$ F
Maria: Here it is.
/ M. Z v0 ^1 M8 RTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# T7 a( t: s8 {0 J2 i0 @Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( w* D! F- u( ^% m
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * j2 Z3 c& S$ L3 n# N
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 O" O6 h+ q& V3 L" A) {7 \. V& J
Teacher: No, that's wrong
/ ~$ V! J- W6 J$ `' p* _ DGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 E! F' _: r6 o9 L( |+ z q/ f E
) J# w( n% B$ [Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + W* b+ |6 H5 j ~- E' B3 Z
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
* F- @2 W6 J% p& ?) M: q( Z: ZTeacher: What are you talking about?
3 m6 C1 m* F& T" g8 Q1 ZDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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2 Y6 u# }( p" h8 b) b6 `! s1 r4 E; o) TTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 S; y" d3 x" s
Winnie: Me!
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2 D7 T$ `: @8 ^& v# Q1 Q5 l, HTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ b; b) n" X2 B+ l) G2 j T+ Z" cGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. N8 u, R/ f" S
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + L' @7 j6 |1 O+ Q2 K5 c
Millie: I is...
2 p' V) Y! @2 S- ~3 l) S0 c+ p* Q& ?Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % f* c5 [2 O6 a# w0 ?4 H
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " V7 _! D7 m# R7 `
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 T$ Z$ k! Q4 H3 V E( k: ^
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 1 M6 H% l w( x* j
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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s& p- U* B) p9 A# a# v; UTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. B V/ j* j3 k$ Z3 rClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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; U1 m" j( D ]Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? l: Z. `" ~% |6 y
Harold: A teacher ' }* _3 S6 `7 T" L: Q1 _
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