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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ i) {/ }6 F, i/ O1 T. n
Maria: Here it is. : D& S0 z; x- N x8 s9 o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 i* ~, O& m7 z+ L7 V- n4 u
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 ~4 [' n( v5 h' x1 n! `
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 E9 k7 U& t1 k! ~
' @4 ~$ L; X! Y1 M/ P2 B ZTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * M9 ?, p0 @( U9 o! p' k: s8 e0 j
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 P' l! C) f- s$ c+ Z/ U% b" X* vTeacher: No, that's wrong
& X% h5 b/ e6 b5 Y/ d. wGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * k& {# f6 T- ]/ ?; F
/ w: G9 }1 Z3 o% VTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# x2 {0 N1 N; oDonald: H I J K L M N O.
8 |3 \# u q* mTeacher: What are you talking about? # Z1 l' V9 X% S% n. Z6 c% R0 X C
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 U" F9 Y: R r, u, q# s; p
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & y/ {9 E1 S. Y ~* t! c
Winnie: Me! 7 X0 ?! K' z) l5 z. Q, o9 |; S) B2 _
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 s% v+ L1 \. Q8 y* MGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : l; b' F$ I: m. k2 B, t1 x/ E
Millie: I is...
\+ }2 A& }* [3 Y6 fTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 k& j( s+ q6 y2 {8 _ R% A2 k f
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 g/ ]/ v% A6 JTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# W! g6 d+ `# {, t/ X# H7 O! oLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 6 v, `# x8 J& t1 T
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 L! k0 N8 {2 bSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 L8 @6 s R, I
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ @1 r* {! T2 J! F( d( e8 l
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ d8 P9 Q. k* H- b% mHarold: A teacher
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