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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # _0 Q) K; u! d0 ?9 k* F% f
Maria: Here it is.
5 f; k! k4 |& c1 b) KTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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3 ]$ W- d# E5 M3 |Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 v$ k9 W# X- V6 a! b q8 }
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ o/ O5 x0 e" p4 gTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 ~* f5 E! m6 ?1 m z5 j
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % m, p& _ L, y( |) i- e
Teacher: No, that's wrong
$ e- A! s3 H$ Y6 k% GGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 |4 X* D/ w4 q4 K# [ [5 H% m
4 R& K4 |0 v9 K* _3 wTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
T+ O( |% {' H1 r/ O: sDonald: H I J K L M N O. ! e. K, A$ `4 X( z+ Y
Teacher: What are you talking about? ) n' H7 N6 {% I5 i3 E: w9 x
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * G0 C4 `0 C7 h+ b5 F
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 v1 h& H% ~! @. z4 h) U% zWinnie: Me!
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2 d; ^. I# O8 m( F. r* c; |" ITeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " X/ F7 Q# m; V1 M9 y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + n5 z: e" t/ a$ `
9 M( s9 o2 O! x" ]. eTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& x2 j, M1 Z4 c2 K9 C! ~Millie: I is... v8 m- l0 O7 R4 T: V
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 Y# v; ]$ |3 `: g+ P/ O4 a5 Z( d
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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4 N: z+ n* N- ]; ?* R8 q2 VTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! Y- j! c. ?; n( QLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 c- o5 }( R. n
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 x! H( f6 b. a6 z7 \, `Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ i4 A7 n% R0 r; F; bClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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8 w) t) a% A$ g7 b: X8 jTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ E% y- o& v8 zHarold: A teacher ! ]- ^$ v# S4 v' a4 V
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