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3 ]5 ?+ J* p; c" z+ _1 Z* b9 i/ Z _4 DTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; ^6 {) V9 R% I' @2 RMaria: Here it is. ! L' u i$ u& W. y d) k( a7 k
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
& B) o* G. m* C1 b. o2 l TClass: Maria.
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( _4 d, G: j7 v, L) ?Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : B! y* v9 Z, h
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: i# N! {( M* Z3 zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. O( t1 p, c3 B; nGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ S# |4 p9 `" Q- c6 ^! H, x) H' @Teacher: No, that's wrong 5 q! a; @& |2 J: Z7 B
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? & S F4 u; J7 o K
Donald: H I J K L M N O. & {- a' }$ k/ k9 R
Teacher: What are you talking about?
5 M+ [4 _' I6 |6 N( FDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " e$ P; _8 _) V3 j! N+ a0 ]
: {- a2 U' ?* e+ c2 vTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 }1 T, i; S3 o
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 y4 D) ^3 H5 K. c
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & ?1 F) o. n* p4 C$ y) N$ L6 @; u
Millie: I is... % Z" L# g) p$ p- H
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - u1 }" C( n* d) l' ]* m% E
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " R& x& b$ D1 }/ ^" Z' q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 q5 B' q0 Q( Q2 @9 j, I
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + x; c; v: A8 b% [- r8 T
0 b8 e. p7 k7 d0 E/ @) ?Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# Q U4 k1 w. a* N1 w* e& kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / `* \ D! e5 P' Z2 `9 i
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: S, o' n/ T" c7 PHarold: A teacher $ a* ^! o0 t( I/ J) |6 d- t3 _
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