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4 [- K8 \; ]- e e E6 m' gTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 g( v9 O: h' t8 h! ]0 j& E R
Maria: Here it is. " v% \% N! o1 T# k* @6 ?2 k7 c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ' j& a' I. L0 `( {9 U P
Class: Maria.
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9 F$ a- B7 Y+ X! o3 r2 P$ F4 hTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ @* c) c5 A: L' p" M( ^% sJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# g! _0 `+ h+ I$ ]9 tGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 v1 y6 M8 M$ O4 f/ L9 M$ H C
Teacher: No, that's wrong * Y& P* G0 I0 A) S1 [# ]' o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 H6 V; ^! q% u1 P; N+ P
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 H% n, R2 m( W2 P% q) z: mDonald: H I J K L M N O.
. b0 p! W: j$ fTeacher: What are you talking about?
4 q S; C5 D3 T9 K& S' d' dDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ b3 x- U. e( K# l; qTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' q0 q3 E9 H% B( q* ]Winnie: Me!
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n* {" x; G0 k; K/ hTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # k& v* O3 u4 e$ g8 p, E/ w
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 d8 F' t- u% i, o8 g6 {
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! \- R3 k& j/ f; R. Q" p
Millie: I is...
* F7 p, ?" T; m b4 B; m, z9 @& ]4 ?Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% Z# i- |6 e9 r% U$ \/ U' `Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ S$ D2 @7 G9 S/ f. lLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 I3 C5 \! ~6 ^1 Z7 M
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 6 r6 [0 u0 e: Q$ _7 j8 `# R
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# \! D% @& j2 uTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & J4 D3 n' | a$ Q
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! c$ B! ?0 I0 E7 V v
# d; f1 y+ U7 B1 G" kTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 [9 D0 Z. X. X3 B0 z6 \! IHarold: A teacher - k) C7 c8 z+ h# D7 u
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