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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 t% S% D2 T* \- x* O) x2 w5 |Maria: Here it is.
& [6 V/ Q1 d* G& D" u) s, OTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. h* b- Q. Q0 W# E% x. w! }) DClass: Maria. : v) O9 Q! Y' g2 J+ D# X7 I9 u
0 b3 N8 w6 m7 o/ s$ m% b$ Y# cTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: \+ \7 t; V: H* |John: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 ?2 h W% B( z+ a
8 q K* X7 H1 }3 n/ D$ V) a9 _1 o& YTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 h E7 e0 p- P% O- U4 a7 X7 x' T
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " A o- K! e+ ?( H+ P5 { O' |
Teacher: No, that's wrong 1 _5 Z, r& t* |
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! [" s- E# X9 R
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
' p' g7 J x6 q1 Z- @: p. C: \Teacher: What are you talking about?
% _' q7 t" C7 F5 c" X. [Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 F& l* E# O! e4 Z- w5 k
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 B) n- S. m) ]; D
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 C: J7 Q9 L; Z3 N: d; XGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( w3 x+ B+ ^) H
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & ^: i- O( b% m2 ^( X
Millie: I is... " i( t% Z% l Y8 g5 M7 Q; x1 y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 b2 U8 j6 u0 z% ~5 W( O9 t
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? : a& r. d3 `* J1 `& @! P
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
c/ W5 f: j% O RSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ' b( ?7 n" z% x4 x; x
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- V; w1 |8 e# v, }Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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8 h6 d4 I6 t% w# VTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: e$ B- z% R6 E$ [3 {) w0 uHarold: A teacher 4 j" B }5 f" Z( R
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