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4 h( f" F, x/ B9 b+ P0 c0 ^Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * j( B B$ R" L; _; e8 |: e# K, t
Maria: Here it is.
/ t" ?( T/ h& {4 c: uTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
+ N& S4 s. B; M( a5 wClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) M5 ]8 R( j p8 T! ]* D6 [
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# @7 M7 C8 k* f) H7 j Z7 z' zGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; }1 U+ F/ v/ U* |. U5 NTeacher: No, that's wrong
+ {; N! B, r+ K6 n5 SGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ m' @& K6 O# y( F9 n8 F& KTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 g; x( \$ G0 ]# ~Donald: H I J K L M N O.
. v3 Z7 J9 ?- m% }' P7 CTeacher: What are you talking about?
! w3 U' M; R4 t: TDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 @& r/ J$ }1 K* a t
$ I% Q7 c) F" n0 |# z* n) n: R3 z2 gTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" [7 n' l1 R) ~5 LWinnie: Me! ; T5 f. @/ v6 J+ B9 I
' ?) @# ^( E; w, G0 M hTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) u1 Q8 l5 O9 Q z j6 ~6 c! @. z
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, s2 F8 T; U: q; rTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 A0 j. y9 T# z& o, n4 ?Millie: I is...
$ c- t% `9 r- K* XTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 h! `$ }! Y1 i% z' N, Y2 R6 m MMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , n+ j8 z$ {5 r8 R8 E
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 P: p& x; N7 m# YLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 h& ?0 @7 G) W$ R" lTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% k9 e; y' q& p9 \8 BSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . d5 C: N( H0 W7 T O9 t' L3 L* C
; l, s8 ?; T3 F0 W) O3 sTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: r6 X, T" ^/ K1 D8 a4 y& [% Q% eClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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4 ^1 r6 r' s a( e! Z3 ETeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : Q5 [6 S N' a' b
Harold: A teacher ! M: T k& x% [' ~- a7 D6 v
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