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1 T! \# E8 p# }. Z( c( ?- v) B# K) rTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' E- ^( @9 c. B/ v9 _4 ` ~: j0 S
Maria: Here it is.
9 _7 c2 P( b9 h) Y! M6 B2 ?Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 L8 m. F s% ^- `- F6 G; X% L8 Y! jClass: Maria. 4 k8 W" V! \+ Y' D
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# {& }0 n3 P; D/ s: Y _% T( c- }* oJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 M t: q' k5 q: [/ J: H) jTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. ~/ y$ f+ M# xGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 b/ y6 E5 o$ E% }' J' p
Teacher: No, that's wrong
1 l6 L( u" {6 N& P* YGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 {" K; |' w* L I, e* uDonald: H I J K L M N O. 6 p# H* ]% A- ~3 m8 Y
Teacher: What are you talking about? 2 T# ` ^# c7 w7 g* _2 N) B; [
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . E! c8 M& d& M, q8 _& ?
Winnie: Me! ( }7 |( a1 s: I; u# G( d0 ^: A! D
7 k, D) a) o4 ^Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* w( M( W5 T s( ?8 m' EGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; M# ~1 W3 V! \
Millie: I is... 1 p$ Q2 L4 o0 @2 ]
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
, Y2 w% B4 H) K3 t+ W' x& gMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 7 s" \* v. f5 Y
# M$ p& M- p( aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ g9 P, Q; }; g+ |* O: P/ oLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? # m: I& W- }1 V
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : p7 T" \& I+ g) t: U% R+ }
: |6 E b$ e' `, C8 jTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 8 f$ h! v- f9 \& f
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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# v! O* X/ s& R: a! f1 A- q# W' {; hTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 D, h1 Y- x, l1 y5 U/ \; j8 M
Harold: A teacher 7 @4 r1 h1 Y M" ^& O
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