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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 K2 P! k! W+ r4 @" n
Maria: Here it is.
8 |8 i% i3 y5 w9 }2 s% f9 q' XTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 V d }1 N2 R V1 q
Class: Maria. . t- I. a: u0 ]0 A$ m2 b9 m$ \
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) t; C1 W+ H9 z' pJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 P$ Q# Z4 l0 n+ D# D5 a5 {) N
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 {4 ^& ^0 g _Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & m3 o I. [! y( S* c x
Teacher: No, that's wrong r" S" @- p7 r& }& p6 z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * A4 f5 _1 m# u5 S
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
, l. z6 M3 I, h& F6 P: `Teacher: What are you talking about?
6 O! p% }: D+ W% bDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . r! r+ H4 S; G6 J
Winnie: Me! ) |) a: S9 |: m- y6 E" W! \
6 x; K [+ X8 ?: |% |* D+ YTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: j+ Y, O8 `0 q* m- wGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 W; ]. ?: D' l1 q( cTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( C6 A3 Y+ \- W/ {1 U6 }3 N
Millie: I is...
* `& E7 e+ Y. z6 _& E( MTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
9 `# V% G+ r% d/ d& p0 U3 BMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) e# g% L O& l6 k( E6 ^
* q' C" R5 A+ {Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% O @- \* Q+ h5 tLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) o9 Q9 s* l* B/ b
8 r' l+ w% j! {' D. @$ e, iTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( a: E/ {. j& Z9 S
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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% V1 Q: j5 j. j, cTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 }" g+ ]# E! [3 aClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 m0 P2 ~- f* V# h
Harold: A teacher
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