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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 4 i B2 |! p+ ?0 M7 D1 p9 I. |! v
Maria: Here it is. # j- L$ t* z7 x; X8 S
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ f# r: L* D/ O' C. l7 d/ q
Class: Maria. : s( ?2 Z) M2 h! v# k, z
, ^2 g' V6 w( m5 v+ UTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & X; I; X3 q) X
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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) ]4 ^9 M9 C$ u2 DTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! p0 C3 O- t. O# l/ b! ^. RGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' T2 t- o% [& ?; d! g9 F f! V
Teacher: No, that's wrong - _) N0 e8 y/ k% B
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! G' J$ {3 N: P5 @' U( q) }
Donald: H I J K L M N O. , F! d6 _( z) m$ r% r
Teacher: What are you talking about? . W7 e8 s I$ E C8 v4 S" R
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + p' U- b& r( v( U
# C( ]. _" j0 m2 N* RTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! \$ y" N: d# s. t0 ]* U% XWinnie: Me! # @6 ^7 B- z, X6 L y* P& ?
3 o1 \2 U' [+ x1 t6 aTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " V, y) Y) L. X5 w" z: ^: y1 B) p
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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( G5 o, A$ \, w; e9 `9 ?6 S: @Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 S; {; d+ Z- t3 Y
Millie: I is...
* J( a# D! _9 |. b# i6 OTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 d/ b7 x8 O0 ^+ F4 Y6 PMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # B' i6 ?# r# A* u" l* a" R
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + H# h4 F# P4 T/ Y) V8 I1 G
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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; d2 b6 ^& Z, n7 l9 @3 m) {Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? / P/ t& Z! H& V) o' ?2 _
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 l7 {" N/ g! f2 v' ~: X; PTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 y+ ^* v3 ]7 N5 b4 M6 M. r5 K
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ; j- B2 V+ v6 `8 U% ]! v1 w" `) Y
- a4 f8 A, P3 W% O' CTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 D8 a% _" Y+ r; UHarold: A teacher % x1 Y7 Z8 b5 s& h* H6 y
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