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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ s# c1 ^' R' R
Maria: Here it is.
3 N9 w7 B: j: q9 j0 |0 mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# g/ i0 G6 I2 BClass: Maria. ) }3 X# f: q8 P% G, o: r3 l
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ e6 e0 e9 ]$ b7 r/ nJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 d9 [" `& n* t7 W% [; }) \5 @+ g' zGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 w9 D: a4 y& ?Teacher: No, that's wrong
' z- n7 [" d3 H# h8 RGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; H. Q% ^- P+ E7 x: E( hTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * e F4 u# z/ D! V/ i+ }
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
- \: c: q% J& {; G( ~6 P6 @Teacher: What are you talking about? ; y! o- W* _ k9 x a% i0 t9 W4 V8 Y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& E& L. ?, j: O. |' BTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 J- A/ |; \6 i: y
Winnie: Me!
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( P# c3 l( H8 Z9 ^) I( q$ bTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' }$ ?# T# L) y% iGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." - `. D9 }% \7 F
Millie: I is...
! T- K9 D2 j4 b( {" [6 C4 q4 DTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : O- d, y: D- K: l9 U
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' |3 H* O: m1 [2 X b3 OLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( l0 n4 J. I6 ?
. V4 J2 p+ d/ v W2 I8 ?& qTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! m! {+ w% q: wSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! w# y2 s+ U: H- |; X' q
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
\$ O1 q0 {* @' }9 {' }+ s! gClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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; [5 t+ w W4 v: DTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& c" f; x: O& ]/ y b4 q# lHarold: A teacher $ X4 K$ |+ u7 J2 M. U+ N5 `
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