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' O6 d/ @( {! P4 n) B/ W3 ATeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( R5 I/ |6 O9 R/ s$ z' [6 P) O
Maria: Here it is. $ I; t! q# {6 y8 A" t/ ~
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- B# L! R! M$ ?3 K3 K; BClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # |( \1 {) L- w7 Q
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 \! R5 \. Y8 r3 IGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% u: @! D+ x; U& S8 N" I+ r. W) GTeacher: No, that's wrong & k' ?" @3 }; Z; h* }8 i& h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) {4 k1 M# O7 H
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: i* W p, Y! C1 jDonald: H I J K L M N O. 9 d5 Q1 I X9 w7 w0 F0 } _7 z
Teacher: What are you talking about? 7 ]- Z1 G$ t/ B/ E/ F+ C. \0 k, E5 l
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 k, B0 w- m/ {0 I% _
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 [1 m9 ^- W' t3 c: P" A8 y
Winnie: Me! 3 m" r- L: e7 Y9 Q# @) _8 V/ a
. c& N% j- N, A0 R; r6 b9 xTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, s" m! }/ Y% C- c! XGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." G* s8 P2 C9 h/ O4 m
Millie: I is... 5 |& a; a% A' w p1 q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ }* _& z% k! ZMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! u2 |% v3 \* O) C; U( J
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' f6 ^7 E/ {. i1 W b8 ]) p3 Q0 A( }6 o
) S! D7 t) s. y, J5 fTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 }* Q2 ?( j" I% B. Z6 s
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( d, b& t+ e: s& J" h- uClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 t4 p5 Q/ d( [
Harold: A teacher 2 ]' N q- o: ~5 ^: `8 k( M
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