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Kids are Quick

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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids are Quick
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 e7 ^) V. \8 X( r5 {1 i
Maria: Here it is.
. V' t9 ^* [& h0 M1 I1 bTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. k7 k  T1 ?* }8 i, CClass: Maria.
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6 z/ F& u0 V; v# s3 m, @, DTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ J# m9 |4 O. O$ z, zJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 j: T: G6 G# l$ \9 X
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! e. T+ h+ i! wTeacher: No, that's wrong
  g2 c5 V0 B( r6 qGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % h$ c3 A: |% W  W& `5 b: X* _3 V3 A

( g4 [! N# I$ b4 E% k2 ^7 Z5 F! sTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& |; [9 N* I7 {- k8 b% cDonald: H I J K L M N O.
9 ]4 g  Z! A+ l1 T$ Z; N; nTeacher: What are you talking about? * I" h4 [: J8 s3 t, M3 e7 m8 J) q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. " K* y4 y6 r) G
Winnie: Me! 1 w8 o6 d: B/ Q

2 C7 u, z* `; b- PTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 m+ U/ ~. W& I( l9 _* n1 B. P# \9 p% `Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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) H, E1 }8 b6 QTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 D' A! @8 N8 t+ K
Millie: I is... $ I0 D2 a2 v" }5 P
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 j" O4 a, M% K; X' C' uMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: o, f& o+ }  l5 |/ vLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 t6 Y. l$ l4 i/ T: A
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 r% R0 h3 z. c' I: W* _9 ]Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( X1 R8 C9 A6 Y" F# R: {1 w. o; LTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) [, ]6 Z$ ?5 @. X7 R  fClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " p2 O: n5 R! j9 F; j8 x1 O
Harold: A teacher
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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! c6 w: U2 n& t+ k5 i2 y2 n: x; P7 FThe last one is GREAT!
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