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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 a, J8 Z, N: K5 T* ?0 gMaria: Here it is. 5 `8 `% i, G& J9 O) H8 w
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; K; R8 v, h( V9 K: gClass: Maria. + K! x5 ~( S: G% Y: z: U
& [* K* a; } C3 ^: TTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # T9 R/ f& x; z7 I2 U
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : ~% o+ L1 u! e# ^* i5 m& Y. c
. r7 s. [& P" A" g. F. l$ w: PTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! V( T3 t; t% Q0 o6 j( E
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : \! X" Q9 |8 \% j6 O6 ^; {
Teacher: No, that's wrong z) o7 ^ |3 j; _8 R: L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + k( J4 `$ |" m3 w& y1 o
0 W( J& |, O8 K& w5 F2 KTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* D. p- F0 L* }3 p [$ hDonald: H I J K L M N O. ) N! Y) L6 G6 d# Z" o. L2 H
Teacher: What are you talking about? \* F" \$ i$ O' q/ n. w" x
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 3 K" k) G% `! V+ i: m W
& f9 q. V' d8 Z t7 J% {# \) n& gTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 E, w p; J, q" H, V OWinnie: Me! / O: D6 U5 }: E, f+ u9 W; ]' N" q
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% a& N5 {: a; I T2 a# m" lGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ W- r# C+ [ S: v
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / z6 Y) [; J& I" F9 j, P! j
Millie: I is... ' c" }. Q, I4 _6 j- T# d
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 e- I9 B7 D, g; N: n) E9 _, B( `
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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( G2 G, w( M6 l0 G1 aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- z0 C V' P9 r2 c0 `Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 o2 H% x0 ?$ I. _- lTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- w# @: n8 P$ U3 [( Y( ]: f" zSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. % E7 @- k* e; D- B" `% A
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' E1 j9 S. I# }
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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. r. u& \$ P; w B) T* C/ f* JTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , _' p5 u" G# f' v$ g6 @2 E7 z+ E
Harold: A teacher " Y' p ], S8 y2 l% P. C
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