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Kids are Quick

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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids are Quick
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# X8 G' T9 |9 ~: W3 `# W7 T8 gTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 x* O/ A9 G2 ?- d* ^
Maria: Here it is.
* m8 F  W. {4 P. K: O4 dTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . U( V4 A$ _; j6 q* u
Class: Maria. . H1 t% ^: J" `6 L. l7 j& g  m

3 S6 W6 w! o- `- d7 n" u2 O8 eTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' w7 P% _" e/ r. sJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. " L; B! `0 c/ n% k
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 9 H: c0 z( n4 {8 }7 ?1 j
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ _6 Z. V1 a7 y+ h: I. F$ ^( kTeacher: No, that's wrong / l% G. B: }# {" S- ]; D6 Z; D
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 I1 D+ H+ X- I5 d. c8 G( U2 BTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) z6 }: z$ b# M4 M, A
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
5 M; S! h$ O+ ]4 ITeacher: What are you talking about?
) r) @1 x  q, A8 y( q/ |* E$ K0 ?Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : l! X7 I, u  G: p
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 L# Z% _# Q% G5 f7 AWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ T# Z% {4 a, s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."   K8 W! z* H7 F. Y
Millie: I is... ; K" v2 J! O4 @, g
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 V8 D- J9 I. g# h1 Q$ m
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + v+ y* C3 _. m6 Q4 h3 b
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 4 ?) _4 c% {. H. u: f8 `4 @
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 j" I1 i* |! {

0 d; k0 Z% M! S  @4 qTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 Y$ y9 F3 B( C- t& u
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # T: F  t0 e) @' k1 K
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! E( S2 i5 j# l2 H2 h; N8 HClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# Y; [- e9 S( _Harold: A teacher ' D, }' n8 ~8 ^8 `
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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The last one is GREAT!
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