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% M9 l0 S. F# B1 O& p& }5 {9 @Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , Y8 t9 A3 A# K* o# ?) O
Maria: Here it is.
& a/ j" e+ ?7 u# M {1 LTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) |2 I% Y6 J0 S! \" AClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 R/ q2 N1 S& t7 Z; l2 U1 oJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ( C1 v. j! L6 p* i) N
+ v" ~0 |. J9 u5 W- Q# ]" TTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 A+ E) m2 R6 t7 g& D
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" A* }6 i( H* q' D6 w: j
Teacher: No, that's wrong
0 A# l% T5 T# _. u0 Q) GGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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" b0 v. C% h; o; g! {/ BTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ i. h' ^* ?$ `2 y8 `Donald: H I J K L M N O. % H+ D- M+ M3 x+ o, \8 D/ s
Teacher: What are you talking about?
9 W, J, B$ W: n1 `/ O# _# wDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 R! E3 {" I1 w6 P! g8 o
1 k4 v# w" D' C. Z3 i% G$ z; GTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 }3 V( \1 H! ?5 n* D
Winnie: Me!
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0 {- \6 r0 @& F3 m% WTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 j R) H& I a7 iGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 s. Z: E! h/ g9 t
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 v% z- B0 |! B0 P. A
Millie: I is...
6 M% o( |) ^" Z- E% H* hTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 `3 E/ q7 E& t$ Y& j# Q8 d
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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i# L ^( J( _8 VTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: w) A4 i0 @2 \( VLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- R0 @* Z# d1 l- B- OTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 D& U7 t% `& v, S+ Z- oSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
B; S! U4 h* oClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . G2 O1 Q) j6 v: w5 d N3 l
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + j( R: [- q* B7 T- o5 y7 I9 u9 A
Harold: A teacher
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