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% j8 K: K& c. E9 B/ V4 VTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
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+ P1 N2 ^) ^5 C) n( {6 c2 {Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 e5 `% |& |; k1 }+ c
Class: Maria. % X* J8 V4 T6 _8 O: Y
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : R2 P: l7 r. k2 \' H2 R5 z! Y
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , h( A {2 M* m/ T q$ G; v
3 ?7 ~5 G" F% i( s; R; H+ V+ STeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 `% U: i' e, g, B( FGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . U+ O i# x% f2 S1 X( J/ t1 z! b6 X
Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 D- x k5 b' ]- Z. c
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' g1 J* \$ Z) n3 n! \
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 x* D) _" i7 S, O5 ?Donald: H I J K L M N O.
g- P$ g. g& eTeacher: What are you talking about?
0 r+ f8 W5 {: I- JDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 \) {, }- }( }: O7 p2 \1 Q9 l
Winnie: Me! $ ^* W0 r3 O& b j! e
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? & @; w+ d' S! |6 T
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % J! C8 U2 f! j6 N5 e
6 l$ y. x! I* q6 a9 R* tTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 9 w( o3 N/ C6 V0 o3 r
Millie: I is... + G. v$ [! ^# V
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " \: Q! w/ l$ e% t
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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2 u, D' x' M3 jTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( z3 p5 G- S* R+ l$ o n5 f1 J7 bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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/ x" i+ V- P' {- _- d; UTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 t: P. P5 B/ h" V m( C; @1 K/ `
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% J' \$ l' y' y0 OClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! U' `! M0 N5 b/ E/ b+ l/ vHarold: A teacher
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