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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 N9 M D9 [' P$ X' R2 {% WMaria: Here it is.
' B& O! P! Z F. T: B9 FTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 { X& m0 t% f4 G; Y5 V, I5 V, I
Class: Maria. # T* P3 p' t0 n% C: [ z
, B$ O0 |3 Q1 I; i/ N4 VTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ P& d4 \, O6 a$ X) Z, f+ d+ ]John: You told me to do it without using tables. * I X h" K# y& U; l
! Z( M% ^( V5 }9 e6 s' kTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% @- A. c$ B) k0 O9 } [9 sGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 x* t6 Q7 }8 O" K0 ?
Teacher: No, that's wrong 4 B( {. c* L! `. v& D3 E# ~2 o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 x" d5 R6 Z$ W! F) S+ l' ^ n
# Y+ k: {6 A0 `+ O+ W4 gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + u1 U- Z6 h7 G% [% K
Donald: H I J K L M N O. . O% S( ]* }+ E0 [
Teacher: What are you talking about? ^$ U2 G3 |0 [2 q, _& b
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( E) W& J& m' v/ n* R5 _. v1 O
( Z9 i! O% z. ]) k$ ^Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * z: E) p+ ~8 `4 H7 S6 J
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , q, H* R$ n& k* u: h' o# H9 H
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; H* f# B O: ^1 `7 }
8 ?' ]1 w# i: s8 s6 LTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." d- n1 Y. Y/ J' l. `5 [; l
Millie: I is... " S' G8 m7 C: k6 C* n
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : U1 n* ?9 h5 n ?4 m, \% `/ B0 f
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ; R" Y: R, K: C7 Q
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! {+ S; O4 K% |( Q; N3 V X7 U
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ a5 o( s. e7 f7 l
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * I( m4 ?* s. R' v! z1 r
% ]/ s8 T' d- ? O `+ R1 \Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? % F$ j/ {) C- F1 E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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9 |/ k0 l6 T: W! ?7 u4 T, z) YTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . {" S: a/ g% a4 ^/ d
Harold: A teacher
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