Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick

- _6 U5 @+ u- P! ]$ |Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ d/ n; c; p; P) J% ?2 yMaria: Here it is.
. |. P6 @$ K  ]6 ]/ A# vTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- I, \0 d0 `# Z- x' ~* P5 x: {* eClass: Maria.
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% p3 V- r. G; ETeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 D5 u5 w6 P  _1 o6 z) Y0 {" @) G* m0 `Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" O. M# B5 }1 \& f. G$ L. zGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
) X/ B/ t* L4 C2 B0 B  v9 A4 iTeacher: No, that's wrong
: T; c% l) s/ `# ?' `* z/ tGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

$ T5 o3 x7 U1 ^8 JTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 s7 i+ M) {) ^6 e; ^/ zDonald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
' g6 p, S2 q: X& UDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!

Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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3 Q" X6 N$ j& C3 S6 ]Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
$ y2 u& M: T. l4 V* f5 Y- _Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 Y8 D! `1 \- LMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& G& k5 W  @2 F8 _* CTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 w! p% M' |/ P% u' A# P( P+ m# aLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
, d* C. x6 d+ ^3 i2 _" u4 AClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. T9 K2 s+ p, G0 z# G. c& HHarold: A teacher

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9 O5 v0 Q4 }1 o/ M. U$ U- vThe last one is GREAT!

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