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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' Y1 B) ^" l" k+ E5 a
Maria: Here it is. : H& U5 W' z+ U7 k: D* s
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? \8 k+ a) I$ Y1 I/ |
Class: Maria. $ @* H% k \2 ^! K
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , I0 P: V/ x U; _
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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+ |9 A( G) O; _5 J# MTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 _) x( N F9 x& z6 }
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 x: X$ G! W' r
Teacher: No, that's wrong 3 P8 T& P6 X, B3 D* s, Z6 ?
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 H' R8 S- F0 }
6 s' N1 ^5 X% c7 U5 M, m& MTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; u3 X1 t9 K" m- `, J; B' TDonald: H I J K L M N O.
2 E6 i# h+ |1 q$ E- ^Teacher: What are you talking about?
f B5 a" F% K8 ~3 C L5 hDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ Q; \5 B, ~4 R2 X/ f1 TTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' H9 ?( c% ?( I2 O( ^: w: oWinnie: Me!
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2 E/ }4 G3 U+ }+ |% cTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' h7 T9 {4 |8 h% \Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . ~; R2 V1 v9 |1 e8 g) P% k: b- S4 x) j
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! B& I/ K/ L( |' X" F; xMillie: I is... 2 K* ~: T8 @" v+ R* F" y, _
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 b" [+ n2 o$ h kMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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. p5 V( x N& _ ?' C% E. p( e# XTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 T0 r4 V, _& U& ?* zLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 k3 ]0 N8 F# t( g; w Z
8 Z4 S6 i6 [7 z' c' k4 X- d+ dTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 w+ L; y* M0 k' Z# f+ y y' Z7 WSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: z, x/ a: G4 HTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( m0 d( C3 j* `1 ] I: DClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 J; l+ M5 i% _8 z1 |
Harold: A teacher 7 v0 q* ]; S: ^6 M, P6 ?
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