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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# R3 L$ p5 F2 ~8 S" ^Maria: Here it is.
) G0 l, y' k) h; `) HTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
w* N9 H S% z( ]# ]0 T4 G; Q) kClass: Maria. 2 r& S0 W' X ]- R9 l8 J( D4 `
- R" o& F- {( r8 W( F: X4 A6 P# H) ?Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' ~% Y$ s( D* H S# PJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 P F9 ], x: c4 F* X
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 S1 h9 a9 Z# d, E5 V p" J4 PGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 a T; Z4 C X; j) NTeacher: No, that's wrong
4 r- }. B6 k, t( X/ {6 N6 q( aGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - T6 p6 A, R6 c2 y, S
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
9 Y0 [( E, \7 W- ~Teacher: What are you talking about?
% o8 R. f: k `0 CDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 R8 l/ m u( `3 u- }
5 J$ P/ J I8 PTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - R/ b! ]$ {# R* c( D; L4 g0 `$ g
Winnie: Me! - l( h2 |0 K6 ^( B0 Z9 [0 X
0 A8 d$ C5 d1 T HTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 f L% E& S i) L% f* z, D2 d- E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - ~: t" s0 Q+ v( `* p6 h6 |
3 B6 X7 q5 E1 U( U b" a( gTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." # M* g5 @9 V/ g1 h& ]0 Z' W' l1 U
Millie: I is... " Q' j+ _9 n5 S6 Z" e5 q' @' v+ R
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 l+ Z6 b2 H, E. P
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - `. q. v% Y s6 Q5 R
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 S* p7 u% g7 L0 T9 E% D6 b7 @! C
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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4 v" ~5 f- P6 l% oTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 {( M- M' U A& ~' V3 YSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 2 _5 a* S! r1 B
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 y5 R1 `5 x' f
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; A2 c; A f( _6 p) r
Harold: A teacher & A9 D7 E) v3 Z& A+ a' A
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