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' o" P) j( U v1 i' FTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 Y: r( a, H* u/ u2 J9 t1 a
Maria: Here it is. + l1 i6 i8 J! I# Q
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? y( ~% ]' L* J! Q
Class: Maria. : |- ^1 V, Z) R/ A+ Y0 r
8 D/ T& L; o) O1 F4 q% W7 ]Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 g3 G1 Z6 E! w& m
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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q8 r0 k5 `% I/ [& f! R" KTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / {8 X) j' ?9 z0 `& a# P" b) }
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * S0 H1 {; m+ S0 m! T
Teacher: No, that's wrong ; U+ Y# }* B# w: j# h% {* b
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, s0 R" E9 O1 Z# \" }Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! V" U% o/ G: Y* \6 `0 s, t7 z3 v/ o
Teacher: What are you talking about?
( V0 Q# |, _) a! `! h# bDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , h, D$ I n& t/ f3 s8 ^" C
, z. }! k9 G- N$ G0 x( e# [Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 W3 @0 L% N3 r$ N3 k- ?! k' t: [% oWinnie: Me!
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4 V6 a: V I8 `8 eTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + x% }0 C6 I% A) Y9 R
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ! R( n% | P$ k& A
' f! ?4 G2 ^5 a o9 R& H$ JTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ I1 Y2 o) g9 X: b& x) W
Millie: I is... " R5 n0 {4 d( e3 _8 ^1 Z/ m( O
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
. {' @* d/ T1 C6 p, n0 SMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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5 o. a/ I" {0 Z5 E# w* i5 S E' ATeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) Z! v+ F; p9 T+ p+ j0 F+ c
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( I0 m* L0 O1 V/ \, u
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: D6 y! n) c8 W o" R4 E: D5 SSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
) z1 N" F! ]- t: [; w" E0 EClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 z9 |) _8 M5 _; k3 nTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % U1 H5 u1 n) W- n& |6 o q
Harold: A teacher ; `# Q, H& r, w9 j) h0 x$ E7 o* g
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