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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ Q, j3 v% w9 {7 C* ^Maria: Here it is.
/ I/ E2 z) X b: S) o* }5 D* x: t2 ATeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
5 w+ X- n! \$ I2 r- I+ @Class: Maria.
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0 G" t" {% B8 Q+ R1 u: Z7 X7 f" O5 uTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
. J% M* c6 A! j l' }John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; B% K0 k* U, }* o3 U! kGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" X5 D# w6 @6 p8 G, ~5 W7 STeacher: No, that's wrong
% S9 V' A! x: k) @7 T( v" L2 oGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 j6 B: \1 A: |; W- s! wDonald: H I J K L M N O.
# c$ r/ v8 [' C% m2 qTeacher: What are you talking about? 3 k& `2 r6 ]: v& u4 Y5 f4 N, }
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" t, Q( {# ?/ ]Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 `' s- \. l! \# I- NWinnie: Me!
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! H. A/ ` O! XTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 G( R* ], K- `! R' h9 ~$ {& x$ _Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 U8 ~, J% l8 P2 P3 i2 i7 _8 Y
Millie: I is...
0 h5 k$ p- G( z9 o! cTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ N% H: @+ a) c1 n. [4 kMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . g. U( O- F8 | d
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . `' c4 q0 ]' z9 @7 N4 Y1 w! Z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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8 ~/ O. D4 a) S5 H4 H; QTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; k( T2 e, f& d2 WSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 d. w+ O4 z* e1 h4 L% P) tTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / P! W: O F& |) C( I
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) R7 U% s; y. U" m# T4 Q" b6 l
Harold: A teacher
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