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& N' J$ r0 \: ~" w5 x. l+ y( YTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 k. s) ~' l; v8 [
Maria: Here it is. + e9 m4 ~; e; `+ B* B8 w9 `( p
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 K% N: f+ w- X: p/ GClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + r: }& C% P) s; w
John: You told me to do it without using tables. - \4 c' _ L" ?! \6 _; K
$ X, F! }. x d: X' s% w! [Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 6 F, W! T3 p. Q$ x" H4 w
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; o- W! F, T8 v. M! ]9 ITeacher: No, that's wrong 0 \4 s% p5 w0 ]" h0 Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& B' V0 V! O5 E7 oTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , M, |' j1 f" X# D2 B# o ^4 A# B& ^4 W
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
. b; E6 c& n, eTeacher: What are you talking about?
0 h7 p" Z. ]8 uDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 z- ]/ V; M- L5 u/ e' a
Winnie: Me! $ J- N9 L L5 t3 T
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 n; f$ ]+ B/ h9 I
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 W' m1 V7 d' r
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 8 C' ?+ f: i& G4 N
Millie: I is... $ `9 |$ K8 V, R; M; J. g
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 6 X2 u; d# ]: F! C0 Y1 p
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' y; G4 }; G0 iTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " T2 M) P! r% y) a4 Y
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? + {, }" i% a$ L% p: D3 M1 C
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 K& D) n% x2 b" R2 R c( z
: A: Q# s$ H. c3 Z3 M$ A3 Q2 mTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 L5 d8 z) }% y. KClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 S# t" t) t6 ?
7 m* M5 s2 `5 vTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. L" P4 M& i! O: OHarold: A teacher 1 M' f, v' d/ Y4 @: }
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