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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 ?: I9 r. j3 ?! \% cMaria: Here it is. f. k0 t4 y# G
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # [; Z. R6 z* ?% o0 \1 @
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 K! D3 j- L( G9 B2 x4 p
John: You told me to do it without using tables. Z9 }$ P( A0 p
- D2 m1 `2 l+ U/ m" N' T3 OTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & f& F( V' G8 C7 p1 b7 C& J
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" % j) C: i% v2 Y5 Z
Teacher: No, that's wrong ( b ]4 J& A0 m+ I0 Z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! [& P$ H: d; R. }6 z5 n
) [5 R) }6 @2 @. x: @$ LTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. S4 j* n! n' S1 l/ z1 h4 Q9 BDonald: H I J K L M N O. ' b% g/ Y) M5 ~8 _! u v! Z4 H t
Teacher: What are you talking about?
% ?0 O; O' U& M4 W, o6 r- `" ?Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 3 R" Q5 A$ I- F
9 c$ a, A+ s3 T! FTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 u# O# j* o0 Q6 a8 m, Y
Winnie: Me! $ {, E0 `$ j5 P, A
7 q9 O7 h7 t1 GTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " C* X: C/ l6 R3 b& p. e B
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. E# t, M8 V, J$ m6 y: d
}( G/ g+ h1 S3 V9 n! NTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 \" T# @) b3 @$ X; B) w
Millie: I is...
9 Y) B/ z4 |$ ]$ dTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 D' C5 J1 e5 G ?
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 h+ H7 }2 e- S+ p. x6 C
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ \. T) i! Y2 ^! Y$ S4 [: NSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: |6 P! ^1 U7 W. X1 uTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 Y" n# e. s8 Y7 ]% hClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% p# H5 K0 H; V. o3 B* eHarold: A teacher " L5 x# i0 R2 z" h2 T3 s8 d" h
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