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/ u( a$ A5 w# YTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& H3 |. W+ p) E' b+ H& h; o) wMaria: Here it is. ! X1 K) G/ n; M! a7 C3 _" y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 j1 e. T1 Z) w0 D, R
Class: Maria. ; \# Q# g E3 \' w: @8 e1 Y
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; ^5 V. H% _8 i `2 C
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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i" w' }* M- v7 z5 \/ fTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, g/ X5 t$ e8 {Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . y/ Q1 I/ S' U
Teacher: No, that's wrong ) U% z w: f H1 |
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 K4 ^" W5 W6 \6 f
/ h# D8 w( e6 m* D" P% X) q0 N, m2 PTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % E. m* U, f; f9 R& |
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
1 q; j( n+ y/ u' h$ STeacher: What are you talking about? - D4 F$ F! P; D" ^3 ] C2 i
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 a8 |0 i' C& h* @
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 p8 j% Z4 q, z6 F- |. pWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 ?0 P/ t9 L% D+ i' t
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
$ N8 Y+ i% [7 D" WMillie: I is...
9 @0 f' z& R: M( _) Q3 wTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
G. v2 R, P+ S' n9 yMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* |. J7 Y& N' V: e- L+ K9 G& A( pTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 3 v4 |/ P: Q/ L) N5 V5 [
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 \9 S+ i; H" e; u9 `
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( r% n5 B U3 F( HSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # ]" |% P% f6 g8 A: {
& r: _3 t) ]( b. v9 p4 r) S; ~# ]Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* {4 g# m+ H" T- _' p) U) TClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ; s p8 S+ [2 c3 C$ y8 |# i
/ w9 w! _/ {1 j& ]* P, ZTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% s1 i3 }; ?( L# C# QHarold: A teacher . J' a, V, Q8 q" u! P
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