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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ d: c% |' p9 e5 M- L. N! a$ }Maria: Here it is. 8 n8 Z4 n% ^! o8 \$ y* {! Q' e% l
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . m5 X9 L- g4 h) R% {
Class: Maria.
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. R: p5 a5 X& y- }John: You told me to do it without using tables. - @5 o P6 L _0 K! m
+ U/ `8 y3 P# E; r" GTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* ]( S0 C; a, o% o1 R% [Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : A" f a& q, Y. p" Q- M8 t
Teacher: No, that's wrong
: W- t. u0 x+ s# _Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # D4 R) k: l* h1 P
1 {! Y1 V/ Y8 w! B# P; I* N% rTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? G' W, }6 G/ l d2 K" w, N& l
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
) m* @* X2 l1 V' k7 hTeacher: What are you talking about? 3 i8 V3 P- T3 C8 m# X' H, D0 @
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" {" k5 V% ~+ |4 h0 d: \Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * H# X, M- ]- A7 V( C2 I; ?
Winnie: Me! : I+ g& _% e% U8 h
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + u2 E- G7 K4 }% F& n9 C% \/ s+ j3 W
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! L1 `$ P0 X' F6 k6 MMillie: I is... # u+ L* K! G' [; G( a+ n
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # ?. _' F: b: [6 a- U
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : m* H C8 ]; T/ J
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 i- Z7 a- {6 u* D: F. ~' qLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 R, A$ Y" I7 V
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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+ g4 g! B5 f# xTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' ?3 c( A0 e3 B9 T
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 2 l3 [: x0 {) N/ s3 f. P
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ \6 O6 R3 E; X$ Z6 NHarold: A teacher
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