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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" G( h9 Z' K+ @+ R7 N' a9 K! ]Maria: Here it is. - D5 g! w" B- v( P
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 J5 R9 t% d6 g# C7 h% nClass: Maria. D4 i) ]) e/ [" e2 p
& [, m+ |' d; t% P9 g9 OTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* x% j( ` I& p* ~1 k9 y6 tJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. / ~, d( A1 \8 f6 k- @
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # Y4 l: p+ n0 I# M$ p8 q$ w3 ^" W
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( Y+ Z" B, @0 K3 wTeacher: No, that's wrong
0 K, l: i# l* y" s* tGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. , |5 [* t8 o$ ^4 A; V! W
( L& f9 v4 Z; Q, V+ Z9 m% KTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 g. \+ O, K/ FDonald: H I J K L M N O.
4 P3 Z9 W Z0 ]Teacher: What are you talking about? , s! g* L6 b- ], n2 |, L) v2 t' l
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & W7 z( M$ I% s0 p2 p- ?
Winnie: Me!
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6 x6 A( B1 X& C$ m( n MTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* a S: d3 g: T8 @9 F, QGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. # n8 ?( f- `! t) \8 ^1 q
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & `& ^9 I1 ^8 G. ~
Millie: I is...
p4 H0 W( [ h# V3 UTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
A/ ^( J: z& v7 l4 lMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + m; C5 A4 X* a' v' Q& @5 f
* J: F% @, g) c lTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " h) E+ Q3 \; m+ S
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 b; ^7 Z5 ~7 `8 j7 B
5 p& N& l% Q; a# iTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' V1 h0 @0 K" ]5 F9 p% g! I7 @- |Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 a5 `- u8 P& NClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 z" n6 O l% ~, S( x
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( t/ U6 d6 z4 D, w
Harold: A teacher
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