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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % I8 a+ P3 A( l' ?8 c; \' n
Maria: Here it is. $ a# k, I$ T5 {
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
& q( E8 Y: l5 X \- r3 ZClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 k6 m0 u# _& w) n8 S) Q: @- l
John: You told me to do it without using tables. + j9 Z8 @# [" O& ?, g% S2 W$ D
: r7 m8 A% W- W3 K5 M4 \Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
/ W9 }( E' s8 T _( Z4 S( Y7 jGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 I) I2 K6 u7 F0 i- kTeacher: No, that's wrong 2 F7 a7 p) b* ~8 L" P+ h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 T6 s, C& w: n0 O! T
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 o# S& d ~ xDonald: H I J K L M N O. * c1 \& p N1 U X( J0 m
Teacher: What are you talking about? . i4 R; @6 O! `2 U1 T& H6 S3 Q8 B' r
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) P- X3 t+ y7 z8 q8 w* dTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( f$ v1 f1 w4 T6 e
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( l* U t9 p$ ~8 w. s4 JGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 R2 K6 [5 K( D' \' a" y9 }9 o
" j* k# r. \# L0 J/ i4 BTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : N" E" b) F# ?. s, [& S$ G
Millie: I is...
% b. i+ t9 ?3 B$ QTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( e i4 N# d) D/ e& _, ?Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & ~" b* N3 v7 W: F5 p5 f' W0 W1 v$ ~1 m
8 A$ Y) B. ?! |% O- e( d* TTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " ^# K+ ~# B; H# P6 R" {( b
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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5 X9 z# T. A c7 ~' TTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . E! l# m1 k8 L9 m
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 ]+ J& X* |; U% J5 RTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' k/ \5 X/ X2 [# y8 d- G' E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % I5 z9 v% U3 N
1 Q5 T% P7 J3 O1 C; B9 e) s' o/ ~Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 `$ @9 R, q. |: l# X% l9 e# J/ ?% cHarold: A teacher : b' Q# {& h3 P" g- h2 U) o" q: N
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