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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : ^# q& E, I4 V* o2 U& d% q z
Maria: Here it is. # V m6 n: o9 G1 a
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 K/ M p9 O6 |- S) w, V
Class: Maria. 9 p0 f! a( K# `% c/ r+ S! W
/ k4 s7 c" g+ O* I( l K, VTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 y( y, G& s& }$ s/ d$ I# i) y1 aJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( J* }. w1 i- u j' T/ w
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! f1 R; h ]$ l, d
Teacher: No, that's wrong
/ \" S4 f q+ K ? g8 w9 R3 m$ s! q( rGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ Q! p3 J' {+ e; O: `
. k; A J' }4 y. z5 PTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# i; T. o5 z6 H! G p) `8 s1 ~* bDonald: H I J K L M N O.
1 X W9 y1 G6 LTeacher: What are you talking about? : _# ?7 e, T& b
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( g: i# a! u+ P5 j+ e8 c3 l" L$ UTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % B9 O0 `" a: k( k E0 b
Winnie: Me! 6 E% }+ A7 Y( U; N- K/ Z- w, f/ ] |
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 g3 K2 x4 y( N! w% D2 u2 ~; YGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * v: H: f+ p2 q8 y. E: d
Millie: I is... 6 \2 s) g3 Z; K/ D7 R- S5 B; s
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
# y( q6 D- ^& n) m1 x6 SMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 F+ [6 T& b0 x6 uTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( @6 O$ M' x% Z8 \% G, CLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & z( N u1 X$ J* L
' J; l& p% ?( [# nTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ r7 L+ D6 i- K( O+ O: `) X$ nSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - ?. \4 b, ?7 h& U8 u4 S
! N; Q6 n" R( x9 {( b* w. oTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? - M+ n: M: O+ k7 [- w. e' C
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 t- a$ v# E% p! b
" I8 d( X" E0 D- _4 h5 ~ h0 ?* GTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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