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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 p5 y" }! C+ `# l- M! u2 { KMaria: Here it is. / R5 f: h$ p6 ^
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; l6 t: v9 S6 W+ h' D0 M( y% ]0 cClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# V' U0 i. P' q2 W2 YJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. E9 }2 l" v5 p! V
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . f& q, p2 f1 R5 R
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( R( n# R7 X) t3 n4 U* c& Y0 |" q3 ?Teacher: No, that's wrong J8 y) t5 m: v" q- Y5 @
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # F$ H' w: p& n( Q& s6 K# l/ o* B
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. a1 z$ n1 y3 r: e: l3 yDonald: H I J K L M N O.
$ [1 `# E$ U; D1 sTeacher: What are you talking about?
+ M( f9 T0 k6 L2 t- fDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; G3 [) O. G1 c0 C8 u4 ]& hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) }& X; h1 h4 w- e/ B1 Q* p
Winnie: Me! ) g7 p+ q1 q" J& X, R/ v* t
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 O% G8 N6 M) }6 B
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & C' i$ h: z" Q4 ]# q
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, [) x4 g# }- E# Y2 wMillie: I is... 8 T1 W6 O5 v, i e3 a4 P, q: ~
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
1 y; q% \' x2 y8 q9 vMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
# ]/ {6 v+ m+ @' pLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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, Y. S1 x8 v" ^8 v0 q5 d8 }4 tTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 v' f6 i$ K. Y; oSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" Z I- n* Y! V2 q- q: MClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. : r0 l/ d" z) q, `
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 H: ^% o/ l1 h: @' I2 d* \
Harold: A teacher
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