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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* o0 S9 k; c5 h7 ^& SMaria: Here it is.
. i. g( X4 _: s! E* _) nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 Q& J$ p: }1 Y3 q% MClass: Maria.
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, j/ ]3 o2 L- RTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 z& b: n: O% Y" G/ N a! S* SJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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. @1 t5 _6 v- y4 D Y) i+ A7 m0 ITeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- {# i" j2 `% AGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: a9 R3 B4 J$ v9 ~+ LTeacher: No, that's wrong
" B' }0 w2 a# t5 m DGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % K8 ^+ l5 z. I* Y+ F5 [
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ( u1 O) D* S) D! {4 D5 X& W) X
Teacher: What are you talking about? 2 l9 ]* I$ _7 Z8 k/ M# i; Z
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' J- ?. S" l+ p2 GWinnie: Me! # F# C0 Y0 E! M) }' E/ i
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 ?9 f! c8 L. ^' l s* x' ~
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 D) c% A; R# i* ^
5 |) T5 H0 z! c) k* BTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
$ F8 s- u2 p1 v o; u' d+ ?Millie: I is...
9 ~; b' c3 G& B- {Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% o0 t, R3 G( P8 p/ AMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& T8 i0 W% J% l2 t" u8 ~. ^Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - _# B0 C! A* f7 t; x
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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! S9 t2 F7 B# K+ n2 D1 s0 l7 z# LTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' E% w: M$ n; V$ v/ Y4 X; [2 PSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 2 M3 k. Q- z( U( v: `# v0 e* j
' v+ R Y( `+ ?0 P. t. X0 s$ LTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( _0 s. S3 P/ w# M4 @Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) k. n; _2 N" S. x& D
Harold: A teacher
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