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" W. d% W: z6 s/ ^" {Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , M/ l$ l& i3 G7 l2 F/ L% k
Maria: Here it is.
( S& J, [$ ?5 m9 ^' WTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( A$ ^0 X! r3 K
Class: Maria. + w/ u4 r3 z# N% S- D9 q
X2 c1 L9 k( [: ^7 _ VTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 j9 w2 i5 ?9 ^& IJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 E/ o8 T! v& {
, A7 d, j2 S& ]$ C/ {. uTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % k$ L L8 ]/ J- W# _$ ]
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- w" G9 F" l: c7 p+ ]Teacher: No, that's wrong
, S! P1 j& C% V3 tGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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" V$ y" u, D+ u% B3 C% D0 s- iTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 [7 i- Q$ m* F% w/ Q
Donald: H I J K L M N O. & E# c% U. M4 k% H. a8 ]
Teacher: What are you talking about?
: L) @5 `- z: H; PDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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# ^& Y0 Y. w" T0 HTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 a8 @( ]; i/ i z6 W( u2 }
Winnie: Me! / u/ V- K8 \" j2 y: p
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * Y/ a/ d) `$ \7 q. U3 M
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. { I! H6 A& y( z- {- Y5 h R4 Y2 JTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : Y$ ~0 p7 `7 R) D
Millie: I is...
- U$ F" V0 s- e$ Q, { {Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " f2 Y5 _" @" ?3 o8 J% o
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* X/ i+ @) m l8 x, j! ATeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ P% U4 K e& j/ L/ ]- h
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- C- i U( D, }% a; c& \Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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& n3 [4 j8 P8 H8 Z* N" h8 T5 NTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / L" m2 q) ?! y6 k5 E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? & ?& ^/ a; c7 P9 G C
Harold: A teacher
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