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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' |$ Z/ s9 O( d1 ~
Maria: Here it is. * a3 i, u9 w" w5 o) Z1 j3 K
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 U. L0 _) S7 @ K6 M
Class: Maria. 0 d$ v1 C m8 X% ^1 L& I+ ~. d
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 e2 b6 K# n% V: ~" B: \
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 _. q2 z7 c4 M& K2 X f
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; I, G$ b- R; gGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 G3 h5 R: H6 e6 z/ H
Teacher: No, that's wrong # f$ ?2 Y) S* F4 x/ x
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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) i, G# U9 V' ]) pTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# Q5 R# F6 j' d$ Z1 y# B1 L0 U% qDonald: H I J K L M N O. 0 j1 D$ }) N4 k9 R, w' g
Teacher: What are you talking about? 7 c: h- N- M _
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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* s; r# p& R, {7 g) \Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + p: N% Z; _2 G8 G: i4 a$ l
Winnie: Me!
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, m+ Z. k+ P% M! LTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 w% B" `# W! y! S+ dGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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2 S( c) {: T) X( l7 w$ t9 C5 PTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. W) H# |( y2 g s8 M0 J7 PMillie: I is...
- {5 n% N. G+ l& c9 LTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " K& {& h; M. {! w, Z
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, m) a! r$ H( W7 l( n8 H9 E- ILouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % `) E3 u! ]: L
6 o$ {2 n% }; }Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? # g0 `5 l& N8 x2 n" |" Z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 w% m) ?% U# W( M z- xTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& R0 i6 T- P1 z) J2 Q# GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 o5 g: b) S. u- g6 `7 ?( V
8 ?& Y1 L# i4 E1 N! S2 G- {" CTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" M$ P" I4 ^* O7 i6 V% f5 D! ~& J$ xHarold: A teacher
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