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8 }3 x1 t4 w: e$ U8 v0 sTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* d) J0 ^ ?: h/ [2 K: ^# vMaria: Here it is.
3 q0 D! u) P. s& k! }( ]Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# y( a, X) `. \Class: Maria.
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* I% i* }; s; Y5 nTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 O! {) J% p; w, E3 Z7 u& z
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 t& t) A8 ~) ^7 c& O8 W/ G
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 L! n6 q5 m! |3 |1 q% \+ r
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * `$ M- T! Q/ e' y8 A
Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 U$ A& O: q* pGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. , |+ J7 k& F, A0 q
1 r2 q u2 b, \9 ~6 d/ zTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' t/ D2 S& S" \/ F% k
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 3 Q0 v; B# i4 z
Teacher: What are you talking about? ! B8 ?8 E' P0 f. g7 u4 l
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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' X6 e1 D" {* J, I( @: u) B2 W, ZTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 ]* q6 S. G9 h3 o, N2 y4 B$ _5 O
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
G1 ?8 [: ]7 Q' f2 B7 HGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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# A5 t2 b2 R! GTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: {+ U+ g8 Z: t' i+ i2 h9 N, DMillie: I is... 1 F' X' i9 s6 o9 A
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 C. ~$ v8 K/ P* b
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) \' g6 P' |0 |' d) j1 e5 t: E& Y6 ]0 ]
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 }1 \5 T5 a7 y+ i( H; s5 P% BLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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9 n9 `2 a3 o0 ], o( OTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
4 U, i) {4 L- T7 i/ `" G7 |! KSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 }$ O T7 v9 x" m# _$ Z' I
s/ i# ~( M# LTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ L6 ?# z# p% \! ~# ?& ]0 BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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- J1 b" E8 e$ U4 B5 zTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 b+ B! G% Z$ A9 ]! K* DHarold: A teacher
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