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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 ^5 C w! e9 ~& a! a$ G
Maria: Here it is.
L- c/ z7 q& w! y4 KTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( G2 H# [! S3 ~" C* b6 s- B
Class: Maria.
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1 B3 a- D, P+ ^7 q) e* Q# S; b' z6 sTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
& Z0 r! I! T( B6 qJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" : G# a" M/ T9 A2 p: q2 J$ M
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 M( v; t0 W" `# u/ eTeacher: No, that's wrong
2 `8 s' }7 F! v7 ~Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % Z$ h# [3 G( w, _
& m' q! {7 i) UTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! n/ b' [; v9 d/ Z4 ]
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
5 ~% U. Y; }9 z! K8 z6 ?! J- wTeacher: What are you talking about?
+ b/ T- a' G: LDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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N. D1 O& E6 U3 s/ l( w$ _Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. @/ s' a/ {- T+ k- ~& ?- H
Winnie: Me!
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' p$ h3 B' R" f/ A# X0 V/ d+ [. PTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + m# `# U' x% Z. g K
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ! L# r! k7 S1 ]7 m9 ^9 v: M
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, k" s- Y3 z7 ^0 O! i6 J$ Y8 |, bMillie: I is...
) U1 g* I+ [, z; B8 J2 H- i. Q% }Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 Q* U" j# i8 H+ w2 i* ]" b
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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; C6 t; d0 k6 v! i! yTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / O# K7 f% U9 i- i& |/ @, o
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ g# d) u6 R, Q4 [5 T* c+ k+ R) \$ _
! m: p) i! x Q, e# R4 HTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * }" U2 i( q+ f
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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' G6 B3 o8 h& X( @Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 ^: W% W k7 ^ f' C& ~% |) jClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ' M" O* v" ]! E+ N+ W2 c- D- `
& b0 G$ o( x, L1 t+ W4 r9 _Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! w7 s. w$ R3 |: P; Y3 J y9 N
Harold: A teacher
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