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5 r: g* t& q7 _1 K: R' RTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
7 T* k* [1 f3 m+ u. r+ z, GMaria: Here it is.
l: Q* S, X. F4 o7 j3 MTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
( {# U& h: B7 Y4 M# W1 C: Q! yClass: Maria.
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( M4 f7 s3 C+ B+ MTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! ?* ?" ?; S, r! B, o1 ?- W4 `
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
i k. k; Z5 a8 y! O# ^Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* ^% ?, u0 L8 Q% S6 C& kTeacher: No, that's wrong 4 D! v! Q9 A1 {% E# }, @
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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: e" d. J) o! w. C; p8 h# cTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ F0 T" z4 O& i
Donald: H I J K L M N O. $ P0 s1 x5 b& O2 H" f" l
Teacher: What are you talking about? : A, ]) u/ F% q+ X, ~
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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8 h) w. W7 g/ s: @1 m0 aTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. B7 L& [5 w8 z, h- V7 Q8 w! dWinnie: Me!
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+ E. g7 t% ]8 h- \3 S. C& ?, ETeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - D/ I& v7 B; I
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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9 h% s: f2 J! w2 b0 pTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 9 C D/ T1 l: I2 z7 T
Millie: I is...
: u& t' r# e- @, PTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- l! S. V U& J4 QMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." C: A# @/ J! N8 S' q$ ~
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 u" r6 S: W9 v8 k, M" f
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? / c& m. h0 Z' u3 o- x3 Q$ d
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- z. u" I& O5 i8 w- YClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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; y$ Z4 e) K0 f. H: a, n5 sTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' H/ I4 N; U& t% t2 m& nHarold: A teacher / a# L+ Q+ ~" N- Q
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