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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 ]( t' i/ Z/ z
Maria: Here it is. 4 e- H3 s0 _ b$ A S3 U- J
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 [0 `% O. x8 J$ SJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ( ]' D* \: N! H- |4 E- f
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! n& P4 g% `) O
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 d$ t1 F$ U2 |" Q7 Y
Teacher: No, that's wrong ( d7 l9 e$ ]) o% J, a, b1 ] L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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+ ^# d* E. u" @4 t# {7 z( ^( K# OTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . r( M- a* z6 D& }
Donald: H I J K L M N O. . Z7 S% Z0 g( @. ^. M5 a6 _% [, f
Teacher: What are you talking about? _ h) U3 ^# H( M6 r2 r
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % G {9 k `! D& e! D8 ?
9 I" L- e& ?: z9 a/ YTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 _4 ?) F' @5 w! d0 w0 l. @; z
Winnie: Me! ! `7 }, w5 r. n* e2 W
, I% ~- A* C0 M+ y: _5 m5 _Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 j* R7 e- W$ ]9 X) {- G' V
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + ]" i6 Y( H' u0 ]
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) Z$ d# I7 ?0 Q1 V- y
Millie: I is... ' r8 g2 x; f0 d' c% n- i6 w
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
T: E) v4 O4 v" T% R9 OMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 A" o6 v* ]9 X% x: C- D4 o0 l4 uLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- ], E' e" ~' t9 }- b0 l% n4 ]Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, A, E0 k4 D1 k" b* u0 YSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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! g# t/ S9 O& d0 ^Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 @5 V& Y1 c0 k, F0 s( F1 h; ^
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. , O2 g3 b" z1 J U0 J
2 b6 Q8 p! z3 j& U+ N4 ]; @- m* DTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# B# M: `; s2 [/ E/ {: oHarold: A teacher
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