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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; C5 e& D4 v& RMaria: Here it is. % N5 m6 J* ]; d: g! E
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 I0 y- A4 j& K3 P1 IClass: Maria. 8 H: {) ]8 l; |
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 C+ ~% d6 S. W# c) `! uJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. + f. O' d8 s( c4 U: f
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 B0 b s/ e1 hGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" t: z5 J: t& L' }Teacher: No, that's wrong
. A9 p. |+ b1 p% g) H* Z' u0 tGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # e# A. D/ Q7 b$ o1 g$ j" i! [1 z+ C
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! r0 O& ]3 j9 k$ J# k6 x: b tDonald: H I J K L M N O. 6 o* l3 F0 N- H9 k' c
Teacher: What are you talking about? , q- r8 W9 J4 X4 F
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. A* b6 M+ d% ]8 y0 rTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 j4 B3 j8 P: m# T2 `9 i% N2 {0 KWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, v9 N. @+ f; @0 tGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 d5 E3 N9 y5 F2 l
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# c4 X, l; O! U: cMillie: I is...
4 [( P, ?7 A8 @: \+ RTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 @3 X, W3 Z, G
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . w7 w9 _1 l& s1 H6 P' M2 @ s0 a
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" B$ a8 i& B! D* S. b5 x/ K) c6 HLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : S5 w0 [! {% C. M
$ K" P! l% S2 }: r+ PTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? , ^7 A' [2 f/ ~0 r8 b9 T/ E
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ p8 Z5 g( q9 _! u# K: B9 ^% Y
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& i+ O9 n! Z- d& J; w- {, pClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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% H" E( c4 u8 U7 P4 y8 ?Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' q' b8 V1 u& L2 _0 u. M' u
Harold: A teacher
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