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# |* P- U- ?6 f# n' c7 [( E1 `& yTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 n! [0 B2 E4 z) U- g. \1 A0 u
Maria: Here it is. ' r3 B9 z+ R. f3 `
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# S4 V3 q% o' C5 [9 y2 s" X: }Class: Maria. $ V$ W1 C( Q7 `
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
2 T1 M6 `$ {! u5 G/ UJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 {# G2 ~- Z& F) K9 N
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! T) K; w7 T% i( O4 e8 n1 c/ N, `# c
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
q! ]4 {: b! K0 n5 x3 p( z1 kTeacher: No, that's wrong - @* V# P4 k7 s0 L4 S# {$ \
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 8 e/ j9 Z. e5 V( p$ q
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
$ T- A9 u2 F" j& MTeacher: What are you talking about? ( v% w* M8 {0 q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 Y9 _ Z% w; Z5 z) N' U }Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / s$ ?: O0 h* D2 }7 ]
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% z) }5 ]2 s( G7 _, tTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
\# X0 Q; G9 V4 xMillie: I is...
( d1 a, y8 P) e M0 OTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' S1 [; P3 l3 P* F, M* sMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( @8 S2 J- j! w1 ]& R
/ d- P9 O& M4 k/ ^1 m, c: L6 W' [, ~Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! t0 i+ ^) I$ C w2 e, A9 i2 x
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ) w/ f3 u0 w: f" i/ }( j
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. " i$ R) \6 Y$ r7 X; g* u' D9 Z
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. k3 |/ S) Z% G& t# e. RClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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! b" k. ^! n! v8 }Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 Q2 U4 ^' [ d6 y: ~Harold: A teacher ) E" W! R+ H5 c9 s( _
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