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- V2 W8 X: E% I4 JTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, [% K% g: A: f) l( |Maria: Here it is.
- p+ B( p+ ]. o2 O$ HTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 j1 _* k$ n8 q3 z4 s0 }Class: Maria.
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5 _7 O% d; f: u( dTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# m, y P* |# e! OJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 k7 u1 [1 M/ U E& q2 u; Q
: J. o1 u, h7 c4 d7 n yTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; h: s/ _' D& D& n4 [/ }1 {' v2 l
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
) A' j# ?+ }8 |5 k& { jTeacher: No, that's wrong
( Z5 `2 s u/ G2 J, BGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 O2 U4 v: | S* t! y+ R
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % n0 p# Z8 x! Y; }1 r6 F5 C+ }
Donald: H I J K L M N O. + v# F/ n/ F% B; w' Z+ t& T; r# ^, Z+ |
Teacher: What are you talking about?
8 J6 r5 G, m6 s4 t( ^8 _# `Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. " K9 m' g2 N0 _+ E+ I
Winnie: Me! 0 A t0 s$ Q5 `
" Q/ Z4 E6 b) ^Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * G: u1 f' m! W; o& Q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 L* r' T) \ z& V2 I
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " P5 l( z# W8 M
Millie: I is...
2 f0 l N& b0 G; U: J, ]Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 a" v) y- I4 O- _
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 e: q" {, A ]Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / J! F2 D/ W9 V) q
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " {0 _1 C% l# ^" ^: ^. `; H p
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ; a, e! Q- e4 q- |( E, I. ~
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) ^" p6 D2 h9 F0 x9 `% Y: L
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " P0 S. b' [- `. s5 S* n8 F! ^2 |
- I; c7 a3 R$ v: ?7 L4 xTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& R2 z' O+ H8 J" V5 LHarold: A teacher
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