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& H7 W' o9 ~: W8 V% B: S9 iTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( k3 d3 g) i% b8 ?8 H
Maria: Here it is. 0 @0 U! ]1 C$ [& R. y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% S9 j5 ?( s3 j4 CClass: Maria.
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" d, w: p* H- M) \4 c( i/ H) cTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 j4 Z7 x! X7 T/ {9 a" J" M
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' A5 B/ U$ e0 G7 f
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' q# `, F: z/ C% z. M: X. W7 L" A
Teacher: No, that's wrong ) Y( y, | V# L/ D7 Y1 b
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* G: _ Q+ \) W* V9 H& ?+ Y: fTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? d/ h- B& L [% R6 S' h! H8 {2 J
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 {2 l. q) w1 tTeacher: What are you talking about?
& _0 Z2 s) i1 dDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 A: l% F6 ?* V( E+ ^
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 J) o, B" L0 X) D/ J$ d4 ?0 w, dWinnie: Me! $ m4 v- [! a, r( y A' ]$ R
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # X5 e. _- C- q5 q4 \% H
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 _# C N/ @1 H9 ?
! d W s& c8 J8 ^7 W- aTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 {6 F) R3 A' UMillie: I is... # ~6 H: R( R, a+ d5 u
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ G% v+ S" W* f- S: V! u2 A7 S0 ]Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . F) q4 V2 `$ F# ?/ r
8 I% p: A4 e+ B% L/ ETeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 H, H7 B" u+ R1 E9 P/ S/ X6 k0 Q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ [+ A/ s+ l# ^! o) s/ H3 X; E3 e6 TSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 2 e: \8 l2 ]2 t8 |& R
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ \. U0 L0 I v+ U( pClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# e/ |6 J) O2 y8 ZHarold: A teacher
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