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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 B4 d* Z8 a$ A ~: Y
Maria: Here it is.
& i/ z. ]/ S- X" MTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% ~" u$ O6 @; G4 TClass: Maria.
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# ~" c6 U1 b4 V MTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) q8 k/ }. L( b3 S; h8 \
John: You told me to do it without using tables. $ F- l. A8 e$ b( x
* W `4 Y3 S0 X$ Y; q, j! N8 cTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) O" [ N" d; u: t0 I) s/ {, w) eGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , V' f+ a3 T. J( k& A
Teacher: No, that's wrong * u( k3 o% f" Z6 ^( M G
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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. ^! {! ^8 [. Y" X qTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? % Z. L& | f& m( S) E* ~
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
( j5 C! _0 R" Z0 G& @Teacher: What are you talking about?
0 A7 g, F9 E& K/ G1 i+ yDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & |; m' ~" @; \1 m
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 |2 a4 N" V# s( q0 ~Winnie: Me! 2 p( i& j& T$ ]* T r
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 K8 S! ?! ~+ g
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & `& n" Q/ @7 x/ }# Z3 I
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, E- x# g6 P8 g& {7 }0 ~! u. ]Millie: I is... 3 }( B& S5 B) `/ |- p
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" H. j3 ]6 N6 FMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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; H4 f' b6 T1 STeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% K; D) [& d' N" _$ a# FLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 Q8 R! g5 }0 J) e( s7 G A
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 6 L( ~, E: t/ s
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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5 T, g p0 s4 s& D/ l, |$ y6 MTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # w+ K! z" }6 D9 H, |
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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2 D4 M' _5 D( s9 o T* Y% A. _Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- K. K& ]4 K ?2 X v8 xHarold: A teacher ' P; S& X6 D6 i
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