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. ] J8 o7 b/ f( j0 H0 @& mTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) f! d/ x3 m* W% H/ ^+ U
Maria: Here it is.
: D& o2 G' s0 X! X) M- K ~( o8 B4 ZTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, E6 {; T( T9 Z/ jClass: Maria. . ^9 Q/ |* }8 {8 G5 I# n% ?+ c* A
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 E& b# X# ?9 k& S8 g
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ( t, m9 f7 `" E G: v
* k+ p7 W6 ] Z" J: dTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # W$ C2 l# C- x6 h8 Z% \0 _
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - h$ H% T5 b; Z' V/ P4 ~
Teacher: No, that's wrong $ I4 O w. C' z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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. r* I6 [: F' r- R% bTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. S3 H+ T# U! yDonald: H I J K L M N O. $ A2 c( J$ K V. Z, C
Teacher: What are you talking about?
7 F! X. n4 j/ BDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 F2 e! k, i1 S1 ]) j
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - q- M9 Q6 E, ?! j
Winnie: Me! . b7 {& H# _. A: k
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# n2 S! V, J8 D: J6 W6 P/ HGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " d0 c9 `- R% t8 W0 }+ Y1 e* I
Millie: I is...
0 e- P3 F/ \5 X" B) ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 n$ d! S/ s' z- L: f
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ! s% `% r; d. Z: p) m8 K
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& P! Y% s" }$ _( Y @; FLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. s% d3 F* b6 X# ?# B
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
`7 F0 R- j# B4 a4 d1 Q% u% g! GSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- w( V% b; c' s' u; o( e$ GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 \: ]6 G2 E& ?$ b; r, M6 S
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) m/ T* N3 x) R% [ j& l
Harold: A teacher : O( o& ?, x; ]& w
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