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0 k9 S$ ~+ ~( Q/ T# |9 UTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 t6 U7 ?, Q. J
Maria: Here it is. 4 D2 t4 X$ ?+ k. S5 Z- h, ?
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; q4 ^/ r/ B5 g3 Z+ r: z" Z
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 r. S( o' q/ N( p; ]/ D# r
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 U. Z( n5 P0 ?( K- F* t1 A
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 6 s4 t4 q; w' S2 S0 _, y9 D5 l
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. t! T6 B- V R2 L# ?Teacher: No, that's wrong
( f2 X$ Y! t2 I8 l' b" |0 vGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 O5 U# C3 o; [. A7 O$ g" u
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # Y, F5 Q, J: F- G
Donald: H I J K L M N O. $ V- r; Q5 b* v* \5 a9 [
Teacher: What are you talking about?
: J% P& g7 O* N+ `8 Z4 B* w/ G. `Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ! X. U+ j. g. T5 Z9 f
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 r' w# [5 o R3 R- z
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 c- y. `) Y; e5 m; G
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( r! ~+ f6 o9 }! r9 r
/ T; E8 q+ R$ T8 M/ J- g$ jTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 D2 K/ L- ?# X1 Z( yMillie: I is...
1 @& w# Q2 [/ c, HTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + y6 g" U8 }1 ^! r% `) }$ r, a( E: o1 m
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . i5 a# l1 ]4 f
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 P' P; M# L2 ]8 G
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ; G" |/ i6 a0 H9 t( W5 W: }
* C% l( ~9 v9 q+ Y* _, W# M0 aTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , v' s/ t9 u g6 n/ \
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 i. v5 O, O( b6 _0 @
Harold: A teacher
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