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5 s+ M+ r H& E' kTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 w) A# {: p. l9 W4 d7 LMaria: Here it is. + L' _% ^6 O6 l2 T( Q
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 r1 x5 j) X; N' X! l/ {- ~% N
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 B) @ H. P$ u0 SJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 F! L# ?6 U+ L1 W1 l: v5 z
4 W& L- _& X8 Q2 e+ |# K- s9 A/ eTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 j" V) `$ c4 ?$ h% P
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : O3 b! P7 u9 \9 q7 p9 s: K) q
Teacher: No, that's wrong
6 K( O. a* y. r, `Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # y* W `: k9 U) ]5 p
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' i" N5 W3 S q& J2 r7 g+ l9 jDonald: H I J K L M N O. * |, B6 \% a# z* t# {- w
Teacher: What are you talking about? " `: ]" V$ w+ k- z& v1 e% N
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 J9 ?2 c, C! O4 o3 A
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + ^6 }" r/ |0 y. T3 r2 _; P
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- e. u' y( ?( v! p3 _Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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; Z8 O5 S( d6 \* jTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : L/ R. t d6 W: a4 U6 L
Millie: I is...
2 W7 D& P# k n! _Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ U$ M" S% R0 N- b1 {4 s
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 H( @5 M+ [$ j# R- x
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 N6 d' f3 Y- |: r5 r% X
; V2 q- o: I! t- k4 V6 x4 MTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? $ i# T4 y/ R7 E+ q3 ]
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 w* m/ Z/ v' f* l# V, j9 i2 t9 [9 {
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! t$ W( j; d8 B, F1 k) G
. V, r7 L+ p0 D a. XTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 4 j! d( [, G* [7 I$ V" m+ H& z2 q/ a
Harold: A teacher ) i; O+ c. O9 M( ]2 }2 A& M" y' C
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