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7 J5 b9 i$ c4 yTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * n1 q+ d" w5 L6 L5 U
Maria: Here it is.
7 K* A! [; j2 {' o8 x- j8 c) bTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) E: ^' P: x2 V% d2 v$ _" @; lClass: Maria. & n' |% N+ l8 I0 M
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 [! ^9 G7 p- M3 l0 hJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 M/ p2 \! r7 o3 I* A
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% v( r, w6 \; u5 x) L9 }5 JTeacher: No, that's wrong
8 I' [" J3 ~" P' NGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 \* _( t4 Z9 Y& FDonald: H I J K L M N O.
* Z" T9 B1 r# m! QTeacher: What are you talking about?
* v/ ]/ g8 ]# a0 WDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. $ {5 [+ T$ ]4 ^
Winnie: Me! $ k+ V: k, b' b: J% J# N" s4 L
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 U* ~& @1 J, u; c) K; b6 e
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 S5 ?+ T5 p" j1 I; ?
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 v( N9 a9 p5 _( }3 W! hMillie: I is... . e, X% R( S% y# }1 Q! j* W. A
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
1 y4 L) R7 x, U* e4 U5 \Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." i# F) I# `' b+ h6 e
% E) u' V" O: z; J$ v3 ]6 {7 \Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! E/ L# o. R5 {* q" uLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - j4 q- D; T3 P- z N2 L
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? & ~/ j X+ J/ H0 U
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # `' C0 |7 Q3 t. J
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . x; ^0 o+ I, S2 \( _: W
8 R. f. ]9 H/ e lTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ B) I; s6 {& ~/ P. `& |Harold: A teacher
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