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6 `3 G2 ^% Z0 B0 _Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, }5 l1 M5 G+ AMaria: Here it is.
/ O3 V) t6 R: W9 k9 M4 gTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) S% q- h- i2 m9 w+ mClass: Maria. 2 y( b# h4 N4 u+ X3 m
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . D: D% Y3 Y6 L' A6 u, J' K
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ) h0 u9 }0 M" L
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 t1 }& U. [! g$ M
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
9 O: `+ M) v# u6 XTeacher: No, that's wrong 8 q1 \4 m F/ o6 d: z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 w$ m+ ]9 m( k3 K/ BTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 M9 v; O2 P. U3 Q
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 4 p. r. r: v$ C" Z M, F9 }
Teacher: What are you talking about? / L# u! `6 s4 Z& T% d, p0 {
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- l, a. w, `7 F, C" `% [Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, u. F9 v2 p- _Winnie: Me! , W7 V5 n0 ]1 j
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : c! V/ o, }5 z; n
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 H; K5 M2 { G& j9 G& X2 s; z& KTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 l3 H- f1 l r& {1 hMillie: I is...
1 @& p* p( t8 ^# o7 \Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
+ [# W7 \$ N9 G# k$ } y1 AMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 y- g' i7 K' z- {6 u2 g) P* sTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; v3 u* u5 e4 V$ t
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 6 u' [2 b3 J9 H7 Q
. W' F# Q8 S: ]' O1 Q& l' UTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? # u, R* ~9 y E# s
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : `/ h- w/ N) L4 v
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 ~/ M. j& C7 r( G3 l8 r! \5 ^
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : j9 i/ q9 o9 j* h
Harold: A teacher ( k. q' v8 ?, N0 Y) J/ W
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