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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # p+ B- P( B$ A M
Maria: Here it is.
: d7 Z8 H# ?1 f' \: k9 d) ZTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + a" B8 F7 Z1 ^# J4 S
Class: Maria.
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; i! @5 y8 Y) l# [5 QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , C T: h8 O5 b. U" g& T
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 o( b) G9 l% w3 O
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 e3 Z" ^" ~* x; IGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 o k7 ?$ p9 L& b; P8 K# g ~+ m
Teacher: No, that's wrong / b5 F* h. n6 I4 C
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 ]6 Z# V2 d) ?% Y4 @3 NDonald: H I J K L M N O. 5 f% v& }$ ^+ h3 b( p# k- C; g; u4 w
Teacher: What are you talking about?
: o& c! P- S4 S2 jDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 P$ z( Z+ A: B' ?4 X+ i& P' u) N
' `4 P! q$ A& X4 }1 `: W8 U' s) cTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. R0 W" i" ]4 b1 E4 ~
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 _5 E3 P6 V+ {7 u7 kGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' `' C, `( K: w5 ?" s) ~' j5 x
' J8 h' I, N$ a/ g; a& v6 F( T5 kTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 ]: x: _! H, O' d* Z/ z4 B- PMillie: I is... ! k. j( M" d q6 y4 [8 U, ~
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 @. P. J; ~9 b0 a) h/ }
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' J0 L: L+ Q5 Z9 mTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 m% a4 G" {! p P) F/ F! V
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ m ^; \1 k7 {) S2 a; B8 LSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( m( H& O) @) ]/ g% W# x! N4 p& b/ f/ d
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? . R( ~/ k4 ?# w- L5 @" U3 B7 r; N
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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, Q6 G4 M+ r9 }; n9 V% n- w! iTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) D0 J5 I/ j$ pHarold: A teacher
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