Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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( ]1 M% u% f/ A, z4 G. r4 c9 \Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
  o, Z: X+ H4 YMaria: Here it is.
$ C0 l8 Y& @+ kTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ c4 r  y. Y5 bClass: Maria.

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 B. k( z4 j) L' [0 q2 Q& T* Y- r" CJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. m6 g, }& d0 ?: z& m; L5 sGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, Z3 ~$ }0 S) k: E) d' cTeacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 y2 \8 \8 O& _1 N! ~Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. Q' j, ~3 K! u- H, |7 iDonald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
4 }+ c  B' ~# k4 @( aDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
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. [) M0 d0 A" ?: \* MTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 k' h$ N: e8 d) f; X( ^2 c' mGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

! c/ ^1 Q1 g( c; z$ [Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 R% M: i3 [0 l/ s7 k; v% gMillie: I is...
" ^' E5 [" R( f- C/ GTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 q5 n# ?$ m/ G. d& u1 cLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

8 r& M% l! K% \- g# k; pTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: B& w+ M/ l; qSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, P9 t% K: w6 RTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

& k- R. G0 D2 X! f5 ATeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 P$ ^3 a' U% ^$ D+ M2 jHarold: A teacher
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