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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. " `, ] @* i7 b# E3 |' Y/ F
Maria: Here it is. 8 \1 o. e' ~6 Q) N: j7 w, x
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? l* [$ c: k: K
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! \- V2 x# F9 e0 A, T- x* ZJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 l/ i. ?# [6 x+ H- x
2 F7 k7 t" E" G0 Y! R' sTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 |0 k0 p; S; R, Z5 A8 `8 p
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 K, ]& n- S2 v! s7 H) }& V
Teacher: No, that's wrong
) m& l$ m. s: ~$ B# CGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; Y: \$ B# W) W6 q, h& e
' b( b8 B2 x$ z( d8 BTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ Q* E8 {& ^" l& d E$ QDonald: H I J K L M N O.
" {, |# ?/ Z- \7 ETeacher: What are you talking about?
6 ~( F* ^, V9 U+ yDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, O0 @- x9 F6 mWinnie: Me!
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6 j7 @; M+ _+ o6 `( m" }3 O' O q0 ^' fTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - y! b/ o4 r) C1 G* ?6 \% Q2 S
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: x: p5 h5 j4 C/ dMillie: I is...
8 V( q' t" T4 O/ p* q) r0 iTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." e( ?( C# l& ]7 Z V7 o
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( U) _; b% ~; b# o5 PLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 6 D$ g: s Z" _
0 n4 |( x) D5 z6 j7 O, M' @ JTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' U" a$ B" g& J
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 T5 Q2 m6 r' h1 h. i2 Y1 B4 c
; ^( \: d8 {* g0 M4 ]) u& @Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 V7 j, b7 u; J9 VClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ d+ ?$ f1 I+ C- z b# n- ?* T. KHarold: A teacher 9 y. z5 @/ s4 Z: I, J% Q4 R
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