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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
c' a& a1 F4 s. u* c4 tMaria: Here it is. 2 e$ i, Z- R4 U! q0 B/ Z
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" U/ a/ [0 |! z) JClass: Maria. - B6 t4 f# G! Y
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 c# f* h& [7 V+ p7 L( ZJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 8 S& u, E# u$ T9 U
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 K7 u3 K5 a" cGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 N+ N) {1 l# BTeacher: No, that's wrong - u9 j2 p2 I* p( K* Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 R5 G% s, f" e5 P
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
' \6 K0 H0 N5 j" |Teacher: What are you talking about? 1 K6 S1 d$ ~) n1 U7 U* n& t0 U7 z
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 n- J# W' m) H& S5 h z/ {Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 8 T+ X/ F& ^4 r
Millie: I is... - V9 Q6 p3 Z: }; [: c$ @
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 U# v' v6 ? N: a5 t. B1 IMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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) n# j/ H2 k6 k5 |* A6 ?8 WTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? s, G3 x- B$ ]; v7 x& s/ B. e
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 _0 T/ ]$ K0 B3 u, v) _ m
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 w! [1 J5 n8 M" l% L* p
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( [# p N8 E' G) N+ W
1 @% o5 }, W0 B4 Y7 F% j; y# Q, xTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / m5 i% y% Y- e
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- a; W( q9 M6 o3 zHarold: A teacher
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