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+ f! _& t: K2 | k* |( @# fTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 Y* Q! U+ |2 Q% T1 j( Y
Maria: Here it is. " g V! v* t( c7 R' u
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! l1 r) ~! s& E; S
Class: Maria. 0 q4 }5 O* P ~1 M
( }, P" Y2 j4 H6 hTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" o" X t/ V2 K' D* dJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ u- t" x$ p9 y. RGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: W. ^+ J6 H) V! Y/ C% kTeacher: No, that's wrong # Q7 }) A A- k% E7 h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 w* [. A5 _% b; _% J: f
7 \- R+ n, p$ u. W9 K& J2 Q. _Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) S6 ], h, Z+ b
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
/ ]( U6 y! _& E9 m, |Teacher: What are you talking about? 2 H, g' A# j# f6 Z& y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * R, I# P0 N; w) Y
. K4 H: {. H2 g8 B \% ?: hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . b9 H- ^" i# w# m2 Y
Winnie: Me!
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; O3 R/ v% b7 G9 WTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) z+ F* q( ]: L' i8 i) G" Y y0 l& aGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 V) ?8 E5 v8 g" ?6 J8 g4 PMillie: I is...
; I( f0 X( H- }0 _+ K5 r- G" JTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 B2 A; E) p: e" m' d0 c
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. I; B( b* t0 r4 U9 SLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' z" E( j S( N5 X2 K! `: F S
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 9 v$ p G/ U. @5 J( V$ F
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 D$ q5 v3 }, c* D u8 w
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % i9 @1 l j9 S0 L# f$ l* @
Harold: A teacher
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