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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 D' Y) n1 i/ e$ p6 CMaria: Here it is. 2 `/ B; {# |6 B w/ I
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? b2 T5 N% V" ]
Class: Maria. . S9 R( Z% Z q* h0 R! ]; l! T
6 K8 h) B2 R. L5 ^Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
. u$ l! ^4 ^$ P W7 }' S: BJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. & M, Q( H/ o2 _, {, D
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 D# F3 u5 l( X# t) ~8 T6 GGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : K) g/ ]2 Q" b' M! u5 w
Teacher: No, that's wrong ) N1 F6 c: n# n7 ~
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. W" f" s8 m$ \8 B9 ]
1 u) I, ^; G% I6 T- x, K$ h# MTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 j: L d1 w& ?( g! x/ T
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
* C2 l5 i% ? c) Z* P& CTeacher: What are you talking about? - g* u' }* E; e3 Y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 @. v( a- u! {9 ] X
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. A" D9 ^0 f; f- u, T# m' ]+ |
Winnie: Me! ! w8 W3 L1 {8 b0 X& v3 X2 B
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
y3 J& L1 g' D# C& S0 yGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) X6 I$ J# d- t4 l
) F: S+ l: B* I1 NTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' Q+ C4 V4 r* ~( p" g9 Y5 n, n4 S1 HMillie: I is... - ]( G3 a' f j9 q3 x! [0 ?2 K3 l
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ c; n$ T& X& c
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 g3 m6 x8 J6 S7 ]: J; R8 G
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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: d: x; `) F: q1 G6 KTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 [5 |& U# T( {2 \+ u5 \ v0 OSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , Z+ o( d8 ~6 c( x
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 j" K9 B& N' A) Z, ^8 u' ?# y
$ P8 k# R2 N+ {# C h; U' mTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, k# l0 A* d) c) ~% Q/ `Harold: A teacher
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