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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
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Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" d2 u7 ?1 i' f4 ^4 p9 u3 ]. JClass: Maria. ' C" p" g) M b' v: B: a7 ?
{8 g$ y; d4 ]$ m3 y) VTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: b4 T: V, F+ u' CJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. % i; F4 e7 X, u, Q' A
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 M/ B* D, d2 r* `8 u! _* j
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( Z' i8 ~0 i7 m2 c5 c
Teacher: No, that's wrong
4 p+ F7 I0 Q6 Y* DGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? : }1 X9 i: q' D2 Q* q
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
0 P% L1 v9 c; P: n8 o( XTeacher: What are you talking about? % r; Z, l0 a( E6 q: S ?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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# j8 @; G' u6 w6 N4 Z. ^" e! DTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 w/ {3 H P( b7 o- e
Winnie: Me! ' g \8 w9 M5 h6 R* }
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) f3 a2 M$ k/ c1 F( M
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " Y% r; X( Y1 E
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 [$ M1 q1 E9 ^: c# b
Millie: I is... 7 a* x4 k; a# W$ F" D
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; I# _# U. d( U/ _Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : W T" L# M( g3 r# O% p* U
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; v5 F) i# n% B, M, o8 i3 ~2 q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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& T, S e% t3 f i7 |* sTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! \- ~1 u2 T% \- l! M1 q/ QSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, O8 M( N% _, [0 aTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & C7 H+ s" `+ Q" ~$ }% u
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? * W2 s. x V7 d- E- h# T
Harold: A teacher
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