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6 c( I- d( |* B- g1 hTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' G6 V' g' e& }) f7 K8 l; L$ j% ^Maria: Here it is.
" E9 v7 i' [) a5 DTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 X1 L' x* j9 S( T8 S; Z4 ]Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 q( Z9 t% m( X9 O! M) a# a1 UJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. % R$ R7 E1 b" E a W; ?
4 b, I+ g7 i( f) f* vTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
' u( `6 \0 H; m! T- l7 nGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * ?1 {5 Y4 i1 t. p3 D& C
Teacher: No, that's wrong
( l' P5 u8 y$ X1 }7 lGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 i7 C/ M% a: a SDonald: H I J K L M N O. , N( D6 a6 s4 c* F
Teacher: What are you talking about? 8 h Z5 z D* P0 A% }1 P1 X& m) R
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + J y O! ]: R4 F
1 |4 Y3 }" z5 x0 hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 `" m; u* u4 S, s9 SWinnie: Me!
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) D9 ~7 ]7 N) i" [, F' e( f1 I8 wTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / c$ r$ l2 b/ |+ `7 Z
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& @2 S3 U1 k" t% vMillie: I is...
. z S8 A/ u! l! R% P; VTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : |, T6 {' a* |' {, D2 B
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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! P; b- x3 k3 P! N! cTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / j, P8 h9 j! M; n
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( i, v) I6 C# ^, z* T
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
{' T% i( T2 G7 u# z8 p4 {Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + Z+ t- ~7 U1 R+ W! f' s6 I
8 F' o9 d/ e2 X# F: @Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 R7 ?) l( v6 k. Y1 D4 E" M t( [9 v/ d
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ; y- k( u v; l
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - h# q( {0 s. k$ P! j- V% r( O+ t
Harold: A teacher
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