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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. " a/ D; r. Z! D# T' D2 e
Maria: Here it is. . K9 x a( Z# E% H" Y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ U8 S$ Y$ _! I4 WClass: Maria. # j' U4 \8 T- ` g7 [( S m6 D! c3 _
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' q' e; X. i; L6 h/ \5 A
John: You told me to do it without using tables. " V( w g7 |( f
& U! ^! s# k# q6 c7 v- HTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 t6 [; u4 `+ F- K! @Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ i, l% E2 g( Z( C, sTeacher: No, that's wrong
' B' r$ C5 {3 ]' A% I' F+ U" lGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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- R9 H9 ~1 [ z8 d( O1 P* xTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, r1 L# u- n: ^* }Donald: H I J K L M N O.
5 } |9 z5 Z/ \/ E5 J( t6 oTeacher: What are you talking about?
4 |8 L! y: N5 K; E' ?' z O) xDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 ?) j$ ]0 d5 d
! L/ n: S$ x9 U1 _6 A! A& OTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 ] t$ \) @6 X5 z% r% x) KWinnie: Me! ) \" C3 g+ V, Q$ y) f. D6 z% N9 W
1 E' l8 G, Q! S w9 uTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? k' V# y% [1 N1 M# i @
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 o& \, p6 ^8 Y
% `. p! q. w& n# ~Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 B" u' b; \; [+ LMillie: I is... ; p% e9 S( L0 ^( }- h
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) Y1 `$ P8 `' B% X5 i
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 e( {. }1 f8 |+ Q( ~Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % m0 `' J( ]. o. H
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 6 v) j& g/ |" p0 U! ^, h$ j
: J# Z& `) F7 _/ LTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? + H/ J2 X& R4 S- j7 s
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ; }8 a! v5 A8 Z. e- N) A' n
z( e8 B T! Z) u jTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 a f6 l( A% V5 H7 ?4 w# {# K4 }" GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" e+ _1 x. e6 j; W9 @ F$ D5 nHarold: A teacher % \2 y4 P0 m) |% L
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