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Maria: Here it is.
0 a5 C6 M \( y O2 U( I' V$ GTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 I- f4 V( z- }. l" \6 I
Class: Maria.
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; }9 N( m% k% v! oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 Q3 R$ l r [+ U5 I) z, k
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* J; x' L$ F! |( k1 c( |- z# T9 qGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- O1 @# F# J# r( Z4 Y4 lTeacher: No, that's wrong # Q Z3 ?/ g* @. r+ \3 B
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ G A1 C7 z2 D& e( OTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" G) q/ i8 k4 k6 B/ |. V% C0 kDonald: H I J K L M N O. / d- I5 _6 A' {7 b# a0 o6 f
Teacher: What are you talking about? " |* D; S- W! a4 }" v
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) [- _( z; S* W7 A! sTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" j* @6 L6 b0 F6 j+ W2 nWinnie: Me! l0 k+ B7 r" @
# s4 Y2 y X8 e. T b1 sTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ R5 n- T F3 q6 e1 \% XGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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4 L5 n$ j! b2 e( ETeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." + `) V& O% {7 T
Millie: I is...
* n3 Y J4 n7 f4 RTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % j4 D% {5 \* T
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' h$ C& Y1 L2 K' g2 cTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. }9 S' A; l& R8 H5 O0 f2 l( `Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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# _6 p: ]9 |0 h y" XTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * P+ `- y/ @$ T* G4 R# B
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- W' D2 \. P* o6 L% yClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " N7 x9 U7 P, X$ i m2 X
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + [( Q; K5 V O( l2 c" I
Harold: A teacher : L6 v3 C7 S$ J4 \0 u; |
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