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$ U0 u! P8 H/ s! d% t3 K' z2 b/ lTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 y% a* g) X" H1 [; b
Maria: Here it is.
) |$ M5 t. N" H8 k; } l/ {3 q$ `1 aTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 \6 H8 |3 G0 z; G8 bClass: Maria.
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2 c6 `; J9 Z. j8 x8 ATeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . R }7 ?9 ~4 b: S1 O
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ) z$ q2 b+ g( \1 l S: u& P
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) M j: G8 E0 q) R) ZGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
6 E4 I' y2 ~3 ]/ P' b1 N9 X3 X) mTeacher: No, that's wrong
6 W% K$ V- s; ?& u6 i$ R- `Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 N8 a+ D G+ g6 ?( YDonald: H I J K L M N O. 6 s) U$ q$ _) V) p
Teacher: What are you talking about?
; v- W0 L5 M4 ~' n$ g+ F. rDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / r% D7 o- Y. L( u! ?
Winnie: Me! * E8 \* \: v _! A. P: Z' f
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / P- [- ^! G3 I' R$ q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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4 S+ c" N, D* ~Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; @+ G/ f( j5 F. s/ @3 E! ?
Millie: I is...
4 V I+ X0 F3 i: l: b/ a+ }Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& r% M9 v! @7 o/ @" @Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 2 N8 Z5 O9 }/ b
2 s% m# E- |% X4 v8 W) S/ N0 _Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 }6 P1 \. A; C: z& O8 g) r- E' X
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ~" s9 L' Y7 p5 }$ l: ^
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' Z2 z) Z" r- M$ B$ y# E' W0 J, ^Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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" d x& j; X9 z p z- v( uTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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