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8 n4 O1 @$ y+ r# b1 FTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 T& T- O0 h& y, d# t q7 {
Maria: Here it is.
. E0 [* X8 \2 m% HTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
. L4 w1 Q( F& d( I/ |5 BClass: Maria. ! l* A* a m9 G
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 ^- ?* y$ W; m MJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
`" E& h$ z* j; u" u9 V, AGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 1 e* L! r( q0 c* h' c% {
Teacher: No, that's wrong 9 _9 l1 B" ?9 C. l, Z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 1 o$ B( E6 L$ O5 |# W. Y9 r0 t
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
7 L8 a0 @6 E# jTeacher: What are you talking about?
5 z [& e) w) k! iDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / I" Y p! i' y# _+ @" p: g
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % |7 J A) ] L$ ~
Winnie: Me! ( L1 p5 \% _- |( X/ T4 n7 e
0 ^/ n% q: @4 q( p2 N0 LTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * `0 S) q" }' V( z, X: B
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 8 W( r' P/ v8 e- c/ q- x+ C \- W
$ B# A$ B& m, o5 h# o$ DTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 T& o/ B+ V7 _
Millie: I is...
, ]) P) O+ ?6 I! oTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! I# o3 D v. R) X( ~* w8 U
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ) G. L% g/ i7 w( j5 v, x
5 t& G" D- F! CTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? : O C3 B+ s' n. D& p/ c
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( |' z& D# z& d. {# J K
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " G& s: M3 q H5 a
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 V+ K- i1 c1 r. B x
. v- V2 H2 I1 c4 ~Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- M4 K0 \( V4 S8 d- FClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 8 X- s! h8 n1 ^. N6 D2 G' O. N
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 ~0 j! V! v$ J5 s/ Q5 p3 J3 {. MHarold: A teacher
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