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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 3 J }4 y$ d8 x+ }9 {3 ]' \2 w
Maria: Here it is. . Y" O4 m+ ?3 I, s6 W9 {; p
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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# ^2 L* o9 j3 eTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ X3 i& @5 T6 T) p7 i8 w
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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, ~. z w8 ?% }4 n! `& j0 _Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 k7 G E( l) Y8 JGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + ^6 y6 \7 L0 l8 I: v, Q3 D
Teacher: No, that's wrong
+ g( V U5 Q ]0 J1 J( ?) x2 L0 m. nGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. Y- x6 |9 r6 g: X5 xDonald: H I J K L M N O. D" i* M. t+ U: w t& }- j% L% H
Teacher: What are you talking about?
. M, M' y9 Z- l& W( J( g/ B `Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ' a5 J# q4 ^" U: P1 V! ]# k
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 f- V$ T6 f0 k! |/ t' hWinnie: Me! # V! ?) `6 u: O# a5 X6 u9 ^) U/ ~
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / M8 ?8 B" G9 r( O9 i
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 Q! S/ \2 e! v& c
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 {! m1 x5 J$ l! {8 [' }
Millie: I is... 7 H+ l3 o0 h3 m: A
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 \' r! ]# b0 g" Z+ B2 { R
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 g7 Q1 t9 B. P( {, ~+ ^Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 ]7 O+ s/ ~3 ]: Y! `! L/ [8 V5 ~
; P5 o; J. D: {Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 p8 Q& v8 O: a
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- q$ Q) R4 G1 H5 LTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
d0 _8 X/ K" ^! n2 sClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . U0 x E: w4 I
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! G7 g b9 `: w2 \: gHarold: A teacher # J+ O0 j2 ]- Q
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