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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ k: n6 \$ j- A# W2 t0 D
Maria: Here it is. ; S! S$ y/ o3 O# u& S9 o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# i) {( y6 R, P- @9 x ^Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 x. q7 s# V% r1 T
John: You told me to do it without using tables. " C4 i# I3 N4 ^$ W
$ u2 x/ k3 k( U$ t, j) OTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
' g& p/ Z8 T$ Y: t6 W0 pGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 [' k# h# H: [+ v% y; x- r* B) d
Teacher: No, that's wrong
7 j$ t- I4 o3 t8 n- `) tGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ ]5 X; L: }8 c- M; `3 m
Donald: H I J K L M N O. m, j" d/ [0 u* o3 O, c
Teacher: What are you talking about? / ]4 E. B4 ~% m! {4 @8 g
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 O2 ~" V% t# \# e, ~. M* e
' \& p/ N" l0 }5 tTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 |: Z7 `5 Q6 Y, u' [Winnie: Me!
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1 _3 ]" D' f2 wTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - s# N, ~; o5 d# G9 u
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. Z0 v- @# C G1 b' E' {, y+ N
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( S# N. Q/ E3 Y/ e# m7 \1 X
Millie: I is...
6 |& D& |5 f( H& P0 N* T2 w& NTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( I9 S1 J9 {8 ]+ q) \. \
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." K7 Y0 ^- g! s, H! q! N5 @& F
" K3 P7 g) Z) S" PTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ r5 G2 u- p- I3 W3 C
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 V' E. k# u) c, F9 T8 y# k7 s
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : h! a5 A. M% K- S5 X" g9 h
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
h( t) w9 l5 YClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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