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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , ^2 \$ d1 ?% {7 z; g, C
Maria: Here it is. # @+ p. l; E2 Y2 _
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) X1 o# B. T" U1 A7 rClass: Maria.
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* J( r% I9 b0 f; Y" F. ]Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 W& g" t. {: M, M k
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 _4 M/ f, H- ~" V$ _1 P: y
. M3 c. y% U \0 G' r0 nTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" P" j' D9 p5 D7 I, g
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" R1 A8 U1 `6 F% q7 A( k
Teacher: No, that's wrong
+ J; |% ~" ~0 Z+ ^. H5 D2 JGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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+ s0 _* n9 c p) e i. m* J* STeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + q2 B+ z6 I" N+ s& g
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
5 \! H& M" z% y# D0 x+ {Teacher: What are you talking about?
7 F! `, i/ D5 C2 aDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 3 s4 B3 P& o( |$ H3 |! F7 b
3 H7 k+ |( a. U& Y( A; LTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , X$ ]! B5 s" g+ s4 b
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / C) S# J# M# u' n
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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+ F* A% T; F7 r; `5 t/ V. S3 E, w0 cTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." - T6 A7 x1 g1 N& \$ l
Millie: I is... 4 \% ]* t9 L$ Q1 Z# l, E9 r; y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " B4 t/ O0 r- |: r# V
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ! h! U* q; X* t8 C- ?& P+ o7 }
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - i$ {! C" @ N7 M2 ]4 o2 ?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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. I6 u2 c" H! iTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? / w' s. B/ L. z% b" t: s& F
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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3 q2 C3 _# J; Z3 n' M/ gTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' n; W) U9 U+ E; y/ u
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 M# n2 f. ]' C* H+ f' H/ DHarold: A teacher s# @* ^/ e/ s1 e
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