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' |9 ^; `( P& r6 t Z4 Z- Z; k1 v4 eTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. r. z% H" `7 t1 n* V, R- F! pMaria: Here it is. ; t# p0 p+ o1 O3 m8 J# @/ |3 i
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 o, n' U7 I! k% |
Class: Maria. / }* K3 F S6 t. J% @
3 R' W% F. t2 P+ Y8 c' W) UTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 L8 z2 }5 ~5 Q y1 g+ a" D
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 m' s& h! A' S- u' h( A }
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 0 Y, i2 `- @! f# J4 V- T
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, r) ]/ E ]1 D% |6 I e# f6 e& ITeacher: No, that's wrong ! o9 u5 y2 s$ ]
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 v* ^/ u" V! f# @! m* GTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- V- p# n# I" C" K uDonald: H I J K L M N O.
7 \" j# z; u3 a+ iTeacher: What are you talking about? 7 n8 V+ j9 f+ v' u* n
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 g& ?; H% Q/ S3 {
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* z# }' Z5 \6 E9 L' ]Winnie: Me!
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7 Y3 F$ G4 x" w' E9 l% aTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) m7 `7 Y: o" d: Z: C' n
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; j2 \3 K, k# W/ D2 ^5 f
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 v1 H7 @) p' ?9 N' g# R4 D! X( }0 b
Millie: I is... 5 O% a3 \- U2 i; }6 d9 b8 E
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 w @3 |" ^9 Y( E( y# y) TMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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- Y4 W3 f# q' c5 h0 Z3 |7 d1 wTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( s* ]" X2 w, A7 nLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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! y0 Q$ h$ \0 _+ v3 v3 B# Z8 \Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" b( d, w, W7 B& J& m$ qSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' X, ^! l, J1 WClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 x1 D1 I$ r4 s6 s. A6 z5 b
# G' f: C8 [- ATeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 z, H6 _+ |3 x7 w) THarold: A teacher + S5 N& A4 g* x6 Z" k7 X
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