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: M* B" g) x7 o, N* e# MTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 \" \, ^2 ?1 O7 C: I' |Maria: Here it is. 9 u7 d+ n! o* {6 K; c* g* h
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) }. C" V ~. { k: QClass: Maria.
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$ f! }1 `; J% x+ V5 O( }: R6 S, gTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 l5 R3 u* d! s6 u2 H8 Y, ~& i
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 I" i w; B- f! _ f j# S+ aTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
3 @ x. y* v! B/ K5 v( O5 w* Y B9 z* `Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% U6 l. Y$ U! c( ?, V- P; A8 \Teacher: No, that's wrong & l X- Y1 a) ]' p; J
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , k& `( D. \+ p( a+ i8 G1 R
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
G2 A( e- N8 `* h) F4 W. i6 dTeacher: What are you talking about? 0 r* u8 O1 R2 l+ z" o
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( G7 a# j5 A5 U4 a C8 V
+ u9 j: S, _" G; x: `Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, Z- g* Q1 Y' h5 }4 R) n3 U) YWinnie: Me!
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. P0 l3 ^; ?! N/ G7 }. x( ^Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 G) x( x: ?3 a
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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8 A- ? l; Q4 p3 p& _8 STeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ' T6 `! E/ y8 ]9 k, W$ e. k, `* Q/ N
Millie: I is...
6 Z% a- i3 L7 u* W5 ?. n- k' O, HTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 @- C9 t6 H; d9 A/ g- @3 M% h! PMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& z/ b4 ]8 `# b0 CLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " o7 K9 o% s5 K4 _$ s
% n5 j! C# p' ^* g( ~, CTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: @/ H# @4 Y- A) l& U6 KSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ S& D1 z3 t" `& J3 g( t) EClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 j# C0 T( g/ h( N7 t zTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* W8 [% [- O1 d8 f( ?Harold: A teacher
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