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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! _6 ?# r. x6 ~# z( e$ p5 o9 CMaria: Here it is. 3 }# Y0 g$ j7 R' l
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; D' Z9 p' t9 u$ j3 @2 e
Class: Maria.
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1 _, n! ~' Z2 cTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ N. k: {* e3 J* i" A, p% KJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 j) H* `) I' u3 v( i2 t V
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 x: I. } a' S& J# y$ C6 Q2 s. oGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ' m8 H& }. _. ^: y! m3 l
Teacher: No, that's wrong 3 N& R8 s: a( Q' c. |
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 l8 ^! d$ o7 \1 W+ {6 `
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ( S! I. C+ |) [
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
' N* Q* Z6 |: a# K8 bTeacher: What are you talking about? 6 ?, I0 l# n$ X) k2 a5 S
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: c% Q8 t) D$ Y: f% CTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. $ {7 L. P$ B5 a" j! F) _, }
Winnie: Me!
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! a3 l. G6 k. v7 qTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 h$ N% V$ {9 V! u/ aGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 P0 g8 m0 h4 P( x8 f6 G. w) P" R5 _Millie: I is...
2 p' v9 a0 N( M7 ?1 a/ sTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" G" J; z# c. U _# f: Z0 VMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 _. K- f# Z: m( ~Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 0 h6 z# @7 d" h* P5 T
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' q+ P4 F0 v% Z0 Y5 R5 d9 ESimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 9 F$ i5 ]; h6 }' r8 k( u- P! K
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! u$ h9 l; a( Z( B4 E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) e* z6 ]5 d& Y1 t) nTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ _$ [# }, X) A& N( V4 H8 L4 T0 m' ZHarold: A teacher . Z8 B5 g6 K5 M2 {2 k
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