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: W- n/ W. A4 a- Z( tTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # u' P) e- s2 p0 Y2 ]8 U5 t: M
Maria: Here it is. 9 r2 |% S& D# u: `) C7 Z* s7 W& ?
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
& N" R2 w. t! e# z; o' |/ RClass: Maria.
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+ ~$ x0 t) L+ U7 ~Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 I7 Y& O+ `+ K" k# F( p: j
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
' O" w; a- f5 x+ jGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* c% x# ]# @2 M( UTeacher: No, that's wrong
6 I; c7 s! H/ I( \" _' M. gGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 y2 S, d1 r/ f5 B4 c4 RTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 ^1 k1 N/ T2 p, H9 NDonald: H I J K L M N O. 7 l0 m+ M& P# n. o8 [9 x
Teacher: What are you talking about?
X5 A" n' w% [$ b$ P" _Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / m% C$ Z6 w3 \8 a
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. }9 `' F, K( E2 z% k
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " V$ e. E# N8 l* j5 o
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , Q3 X) A* c* H0 f8 d
Millie: I is... * |" w9 l% B* P$ `
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; ~* ^0 s' e5 q2 p0 s
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( f# B3 j) J& F6 u- j
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . M7 @9 ~( q, H. G
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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# q# v3 ]8 Y* tTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? & G. s9 i' y* Z6 v
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ' L, b2 o% l$ [4 _
/ ]+ S8 n3 @ D+ ~7 {Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( c- _9 e2 Y5 g6 r9 w1 PClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 W0 \9 z- N4 P" G `* J
9 X/ K" ~$ B. j5 UTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, q+ M. Q9 s0 z/ U+ yHarold: A teacher
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