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% h5 N9 U" O) |* eTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
{( S( V$ C3 \. v0 `1 J/ |Maria: Here it is. % l. R6 c2 G+ w2 ?! i. J5 C
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 9 y- d+ a. x w! t/ d
Class: Maria. 0 Z( c1 o3 v# H9 R0 i
5 A( J6 D: |# v( e9 r6 `% oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* Q) t$ U/ [) }3 D, I/ wJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* x: a$ }% r( d0 W3 C: z' V8 e# m" GGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& V3 \" T1 Z# H( @8 T1 uTeacher: No, that's wrong
- `* ^ {% _/ p/ l+ c- _4 e2 aGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 @+ z4 q% [* P& @& d+ m% l# \
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
$ C: | m0 S2 o- l+ e8 i6 ~7 UTeacher: What are you talking about?
, r' u) M( e! |0 A4 @Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ! G4 j3 y- e9 p- K/ G
1 x5 L& u% _5 J1 cTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 u& l# d: e: ]" |5 r; l; H# uWinnie: Me! , s. L$ Z6 S$ s) T3 g& P8 W, Q
; e( ]" @" d. F& I9 w" fTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ q$ K( r. k+ O- N. e4 f# mGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) c; H& J' q' O( P
8 _5 ^* _3 E- K8 [1 MTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% o$ y' h8 [+ N" _Millie: I is...
) ^8 k i- ]- r' O, R* TTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 Y1 E/ S" t3 {9 NMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." . k7 n! j& f" p: H' v. O6 R
% y+ \2 D+ y+ y* @Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 _7 }* l; Z6 M, WLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# ]& s; V) `- h- Y( |; K' QSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( p6 e0 R* g5 `" E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 A6 W8 Y/ {; U" v j
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 9 y9 g8 x- v% I) j/ T i. s+ j" p6 x7 ^- e
Harold: A teacher * O' D. F5 `7 F/ E
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