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& O' E7 j* ?. G7 fTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / N, {* Y6 a! n
Maria: Here it is. - t8 V; i1 B6 H( G. o- _
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) p; p+ e s0 u5 l7 k( N
Class: Maria.
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% b8 w& g( X9 r, i: N6 KTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 z# e0 V4 ?3 r* nJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ( z# O7 Z6 Z* A( t" G
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) i+ v/ x' o" |& Q' R
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - }" C+ J* P$ i5 X
Teacher: No, that's wrong 6 B) A; w) [4 _6 l- T# }
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ( H4 M j) j' K* ^' F8 ?. {
Donald: H I J K L M N O. # F8 q* ]% [9 a; x; p& P- v/ Z: s
Teacher: What are you talking about?
! [! I% l5 b; }9 Y* |6 v. ]; ~Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; a n& d% g+ W8 J) dTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 e* T. ?5 h8 R' G7 C0 ]5 u
Winnie: Me!
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( \7 o; B5 j* M( F+ u8 xTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( i( g$ _1 Y- m. qGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# d- V y: r; c) u5 AMillie: I is... : p3 ?. X" s9 N3 u( ]# p
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 @8 D2 J1 J* j$ UMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 Z6 C2 T9 x3 ?: Y; y$ wLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + j4 u) s* g; L! z
/ ]: X% W- A @0 STeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 T; F4 s: c- u$ p: DSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 7 D y/ x# f3 w, ?
, [8 g: z6 |2 Y1 BTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 Y8 d9 _ n/ K+ O3 c7 p
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 W a% A% [2 b: v
Harold: A teacher
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