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$ F8 E6 x. M, w) G S K. n; T9 V+ RTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. - b" C* x# u7 c* l, D
Maria: Here it is. 1 c$ X* p2 o! j) P2 F( N
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! t& ~2 K) _. o$ F$ z2 i( x! g$ yClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 n' W! f( c" \6 j2 |1 [John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 i% D. C% A4 X b, k) I! V/ oTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # t9 ]9 l2 m& o5 `* z8 G3 j
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ x8 T% M6 }7 T8 S6 l& W' LTeacher: No, that's wrong 5 l4 p! `1 Q- h; z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- h @3 l9 l* d9 U& PDonald: H I J K L M N O.
# t: F" k3 \ s6 b3 c' N: ]+ R: w; |, hTeacher: What are you talking about?
% ]7 x# f# t5 u6 X; V1 JDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 Q/ ^/ x( r d. r8 E9 [Winnie: Me!
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$ b/ P/ ~) B, s: g2 mTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- c8 k P/ z- [( a5 yGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 _% c2 [. z4 N) ~Millie: I is...
8 ~2 L3 S9 g4 A j, M |Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 W, l+ y1 o& c7 n, k c
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 7 d7 ^& v, m0 U' n2 V
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% | L9 ?$ M# n/ f, bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ! {* ~; _$ E# P2 X% I3 C
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? # _) A/ x( @9 L, Q$ S
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. N( G5 y2 U, g' v
! m. Y; Q6 [+ pTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 M% A; j* C) \& B! V3 _% H4 dClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . \6 w1 i. {3 n7 Q, z9 Z5 g& m
2 u/ y8 K& ]6 [6 J) ]Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / U5 I6 V/ e$ C( F
Harold: A teacher . B4 f2 L7 p2 p) S# t
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