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% d. Q+ J, |4 ]( W% jTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
) F3 t6 c) A7 ]$ [Maria: Here it is. 2 B. a2 Y" C2 S- U2 R) G; ?
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 q. v/ E* b$ g: K- F0 sClass: Maria. ; x+ x) N O% T2 z+ t: y2 f
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 _5 E- J! \% f" s9 |John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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~% S: o" C/ f8 C) jTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 m. R+ n) o) B0 cGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : \" e6 ?1 N' y* \, d
Teacher: No, that's wrong ! d) a' O" L7 h% q) `1 {3 S
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 b4 p* w1 `- H
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% ~7 X2 u0 j: W) t5 b) cDonald: H I J K L M N O.
) D0 \5 C& G- |; g; L0 kTeacher: What are you talking about? ' f" y/ s" e& d# Q! T+ a
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - R K9 K& W2 p
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - Y5 R- k& A- Z- I4 R; W5 p
Winnie: Me! + g! L" ^" E4 A" j4 p# y/ P
" J7 Z4 D( \/ }7 |" a2 L2 |7 tTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' P) v; @% C* I4 N, X6 b1 W
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 h" h4 z! q3 g2 V: fMillie: I is...
8 d E5 h0 T, X: C$ ?2 J% I! lTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% V' X1 e9 R! X: K/ M4 y! aMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * q! P6 k7 e0 m( q
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; I) I1 T; E7 U7 g1 L. \% S
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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+ f8 Y6 \8 {: r7 }! BTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - x7 a) _% s; O5 I
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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; C: _4 L! U8 N. Y0 z* N) T0 j( mTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & d: z. G9 s5 Q6 f
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * F) ^4 q2 c- E$ [3 g
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! M' |. P5 J5 ]* g, M, WHarold: A teacher
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