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6 }0 j, A9 t- O: b- aTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 M+ q+ E1 H& P1 p; b" F1 o& q
Maria: Here it is.
6 l5 x* E" f* }5 }5 mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ u4 n: I. j; ]+ J' F
Class: Maria. : |2 U- @' ?0 J+ S$ w- _& Y
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 _% t0 N+ K8 K2 y6 `0 q( y
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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% j! H: R! C5 W- I6 o- h8 X/ n" zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 A( e4 x! f& Q; L
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( g6 q/ N1 r3 x0 v' G8 c
Teacher: No, that's wrong " k! }' S, ^; ^; T9 w) P
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; {5 ^/ J1 q [# X' m8 f
# P w+ a! R5 b- RTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! F( C+ M h* z |& \
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
6 t) W) k! q7 H" j6 m& DTeacher: What are you talking about?
7 f, ]* g& |& |Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / ~0 E+ L4 v. K" O* r' u) z5 F
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ s* a- h, f SWinnie: Me! 3 K5 Z5 m" M4 F! e. H, S
( o9 E6 `6 L' a! T- `5 a: KTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
/ ?" _& V# @& G# w7 W8 zGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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j( H7 l. \. r- Q: \& o4 n4 CTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 a7 K- o0 E6 r. NMillie: I is... , x( P2 D {. d4 ^7 |
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
7 C3 f: ]* t# {7 ]Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." * h( a$ d/ G9 ?& r
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 j9 ^1 J* b+ i) z2 Z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
- F7 x# _# z3 Z% j# M# t2 GSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 i" F+ E' p) h! h Z! |
9 X! X* W/ ^- V" v% {* |Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 f2 L- O$ `8 I# e$ ?Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 X5 U; f q3 S9 G
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 ?7 ` s) i- H8 N
Harold: A teacher
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