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8 w( S+ x( _+ a5 [0 ?! X1 _Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * U# x( E5 _! @# M9 X8 X
Maria: Here it is. 8 D- K* W/ D, R3 r9 ^
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! [* a. J8 G ~4 n
Class: Maria. 3 A' w0 ^; ~- U* u: m/ T
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + Z3 l: u: D) p3 L5 w% ?' j& B
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 ]& r, K/ h$ S; k$ J6 `! `3 J, @6 ^Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; m* y/ G% [7 Q! Z* B
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 3 l j) W2 g1 j, g5 R' N
Teacher: No, that's wrong % k7 X6 e% E9 J: ?
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & J( S I8 h+ j0 Y
. j) T/ r1 c; R( x+ l; }Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" N2 w |0 q9 ? O3 W( oDonald: H I J K L M N O.
- J4 O+ {% s& G! p2 x+ @, iTeacher: What are you talking about? + f/ f8 z, t1 `
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. D3 a2 |, W5 g3 S8 o; o
, h" w! J) N6 s: n+ ]$ JTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 j6 Q# D* B+ K2 k" M+ {) _
Winnie: Me! 5 ^$ K- M& @) O# E( D2 p
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' s4 \- x2 X7 |6 U o# H
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) \! J/ m% v0 w: p* S, j2 L
3 {6 q% T! U# X! g* y& e) R7 VTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* U, J6 l1 r N' r: XMillie: I is... r. i% d7 @% i2 ?$ h0 \
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 ~9 ^, K x q4 t( v9 VMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 H9 y$ D- L+ n+ b6 S* ALouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 9 J- u6 @* O/ _
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? " V4 F) ~! ?1 |( j! [) ~* W5 Z1 c
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 1 s1 U h8 [, ~
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 E; f6 ^9 }& vClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % Q9 z6 R7 Y& e! r+ J
" Z; I4 B$ B3 n( B+ D8 k6 i" ~Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 s4 n' C5 b7 f5 [+ x# B4 u
Harold: A teacher
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