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9 l2 [6 _6 R, o n( }Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 s/ `& w* m! Q# u1 Z& ]; s. KMaria: Here it is. 9 E- ` E5 t1 b0 o& ]
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 W) q2 a$ }% o4 t$ l' `1 P+ R+ T# QClass: Maria. ( `+ l4 [) b1 i, V" G
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 C1 w8 r2 l. c t2 MJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. . K- _4 r" Q9 X5 b x' }- d
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 \$ R/ _# t% N h4 H* l ~
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, B6 }1 C1 S' ]0 c* ~Teacher: No, that's wrong / S4 J- T8 s$ c1 S0 w0 o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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# F( O# [$ F" |Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
4 ~' y; A8 c0 N$ {+ b% b! EDonald: H I J K L M N O. " z; c& S+ h1 f+ M- j
Teacher: What are you talking about?
9 R+ D+ H7 X- F6 M' u) gDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : P3 O6 B1 `/ J3 p3 t
Winnie: Me! # t2 Q1 k: l% j
9 s! Y) |, q" W0 ZTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - M" O( {( U# U8 f& }) z) X1 m
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7 C/ Y# B% i! H- M1 }
4 y. ]" D9 t/ T$ x# O& oTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 _' k# a( ]5 O2 V5 w- g# dMillie: I is... * L" j7 O K" x) X1 Y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* f! L, L# h# W) vMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* L* a% W3 T$ l' N* o0 m4 Y. ATeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? : u* x1 z' ]' |! e; y; n
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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% Q; Z: h7 ?/ f: ETeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 S) m0 w4 T! `9 c+ W; A( GSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 X8 O4 y- c3 Y
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 W3 V! C/ ?# q. j- m" I" W" Q" }Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 L r7 v9 v5 d* r5 m+ Q
Harold: A teacher ) p& g& F: s0 |' o9 v% n" d3 T
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