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; U+ t, ~5 `* m) W( J+ l9 ]Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( B) \+ u" h* ]/ @Maria: Here it is.
4 n0 D& U+ S5 eTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 p) ]# H; O+ v- M. C8 ~- E5 QClass: Maria. ! P" z9 m. N# m! M0 D3 }& q
- F% M4 z2 A' R, q4 s( ]% lTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
; H7 {/ w4 @/ x1 HJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 y9 x/ \- k' h; b3 \; w7 V' |Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + |6 a- D) G1 }/ j7 c& B
Teacher: No, that's wrong , t* d e" k0 N# _1 ?% F
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . N) Z0 [4 z0 a; p5 u. Y
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) [0 _2 N( |$ A; ?. R' E8 p' J; r
Teacher: What are you talking about? 8 e1 D. J8 Q9 h7 S
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( A! \! z& M+ ^" {1 J8 x9 {Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 k6 O2 L+ P% X- g0 [7 P0 c
Winnie: Me! ( h" A' ^2 Y0 s
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 S8 t/ V% [6 N: E( D: kGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 E( l9 l% I' }' j, _/ xTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 8 S: P& A C( ~
Millie: I is... 7 F/ ~4 F! {3 z" W5 S* v$ L/ J& ~+ Q9 T
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ Q/ B1 T' l% kMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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: R8 W& k7 e8 C. {7 YTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, L' {- o" f/ z# HLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # _5 b/ D& ]7 Q4 x" p
8 W0 I( n; |5 l7 cTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? , w/ @# ?- X4 }( l9 i s) i
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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% M1 Y5 n; P" X: }) L. l8 s Q0 ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 m2 L" ~0 Y2 I. y e3 b9 o8 n- u AClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . ]# t$ D2 Q; b9 E7 Z8 ?; z
Harold: A teacher
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