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0 g# P, R" X5 ~) q. {' RTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! [2 r- {5 x1 p; }8 ^: P8 j( I. I
Maria: Here it is.
, x' a0 {+ A2 l8 [- C1 m- N+ P3 }" sTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 ?; `" c$ _# ^# k0 K9 c+ IClass: Maria. . x8 F6 p9 ?) n: I' z, n1 x
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
D5 N- N) c5 c1 T3 G# p& O# d rJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& F4 H4 ?2 T- Z# \5 r( FGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . M1 Y% Z& I9 @, n* F$ t
Teacher: No, that's wrong
7 @# D, `3 N: r S/ z" k2 i1 @Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& _3 O' l5 _- WTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 |9 o; E0 z1 y9 X' X ~" L7 e8 JDonald: H I J K L M N O. 4 j+ H# s) R2 \ n" Z9 {" C
Teacher: What are you talking about? / ^4 s7 n6 |) U: q
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( U* {1 h, { w# h" x- k" L: O2 KTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ' k/ I; G9 f: t, ^. {) [9 f" g/ R
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( C" `; P2 L7 }3 u" o6 YGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 K) f+ |6 T. o* y8 B
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / q4 H" s/ T# x9 s* a9 j- Y
Millie: I is...
* u) }- W7 s- Y- R9 u2 A$ wTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 1 g- ^0 G, J. B+ E3 w4 a
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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, e% l+ W5 ~0 y6 m5 V6 x, L: @Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 4 J( ~2 c. g( m8 w' h/ ?3 W0 H, r
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 @; j8 k2 Y6 j
0 {3 ?0 Q5 |7 ~; I8 D) rTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. M/ }" ^" g0 `, R+ K, @7 JSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ P5 I( ]3 P0 t- p
6 ^& {9 c$ j- O, e% @2 M4 K* lTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 I$ C( h6 i2 L" R c2 i# U! u
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - z! {" p/ V# A3 J# X* I0 R2 b
Harold: A teacher
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