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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 f) G$ f. _# B
Maria: Here it is. " |1 e$ i* Q) e o y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 _* J/ @( K/ G C9 v- e
Class: Maria. # a& {, W0 j2 h
f* p: ]% h+ r4 _8 FTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : F+ t+ x' u4 @( M4 o& X& B
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ( B; ^( K) o* P
& ^0 B$ o/ c9 n9 G, uTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) M7 r- i0 w3 D* pGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Z$ A: n. i* c V- I4 tTeacher: No, that's wrong
/ g9 ^8 I; V0 x4 [7 JGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; L |! O8 x& p, E
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' g9 k) s8 Z* h4 u* FDonald: H I J K L M N O. " t, u4 }. y# @6 b$ w4 W& i a
Teacher: What are you talking about?
! O8 z2 A) B, \8 ]Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) ]3 V0 G& N% MTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % j& d8 f$ O- l: u8 l
Winnie: Me! $ z" ?3 B# K; V+ n5 V
. ]! V M: ~, YTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * S3 [2 ?7 I9 `) O0 C
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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# e9 o4 f# t9 X" ?% P9 E7 k! c& [Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 9 Z+ V7 `8 [ k$ Q- |, k: @% G) k9 @
Millie: I is...
. [8 I& l# ^2 W0 X' ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 a3 L* N* B. ~2 b& w9 q+ x! ?
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' |1 b6 j4 S$ D8 _
! b1 ~/ p5 I- O+ b* u( j6 ?: T3 `Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( v# G4 z4 L W5 W' VLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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4 @7 F0 c. z4 LTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, Z& j4 u& Q- |* |, f" J8 lSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
, S( G' _) W, F+ z" {6 wClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . k% T) z- ~' d: @5 ~
Harold: A teacher
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