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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( r# k7 o, f% j$ b+ o2 O8 P6 o6 @Maria: Here it is. + y3 u I5 R5 |4 a/ l- X/ E' @+ t
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( F! z$ A! B$ v D+ K# ] @
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 K0 s7 c: ~$ _# X
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: k8 F& N+ w- {Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 E4 p4 Y/ o$ r1 R
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 w" U5 a! L. U7 E; xTeacher: No, that's wrong
" ]4 F' Q& ~4 ?, Y" uGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * t; U1 ]5 d7 X4 K) x
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
8 D" N8 c3 j* P: v9 P2 q5 B" ITeacher: What are you talking about? 2 b. \4 d* f. M/ i( ~$ I
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # B' }. w9 S: Z' w) _, n* k8 J
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. I" a+ }* c2 d2 S* F0 M
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& f/ ?: e# L1 e2 [0 FGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , Y# L1 ]% Q' ?/ k" v8 E& p
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 b" k& L1 e/ ~" @Millie: I is... 0 L; R4 D% K3 l0 y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - _0 q# u# W5 ^* R; s3 r4 c8 q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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; ^. V. ^+ ~" {" oTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 4 L1 f- a3 V* j0 K# O+ d
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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. ~$ A# X( @! pTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 y$ [) m! w% ]" j. f6 Q
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - f2 @, Y9 X) k! U+ `2 Q
3 l3 \! q: Y: q3 v5 [Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 u5 V1 Z3 {0 W# E+ @6 e
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( }' v" G$ t. \$ a; }3 p# a
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? : u5 q3 V3 V: {" H5 N3 V4 u. E
Harold: A teacher
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