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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 5 g) h% S! N. U& Q! i' ?) v
Maria: Here it is. 1 I9 @; f8 B" k; h
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ' e& t, g4 I$ U1 L4 p1 U* ^
Class: Maria. 2 P& h9 A* S; Q8 u' k9 l m
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 b# L9 s: p1 ^0 b* P0 f1 I
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 U/ ~0 t& |- X% p
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 `1 Q; P2 ~8 H* O. S( JGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 d3 O& \2 Q) Q$ L" T# y5 {" {Teacher: No, that's wrong
1 N, ?$ s; ~ xGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & ^5 |6 |( C4 i+ ^7 ^" t
3 B" T6 C, F b$ O4 D6 PTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; b$ ^" M; O2 r9 M+ t. _+ f) p
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 7 M+ p* \, }: S4 P: Z7 Z
Teacher: What are you talking about?
& ^' `# s. F/ lDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 N3 M: O4 [0 e6 Q8 ^3 T
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 u1 ]3 O, \% z
Winnie: Me! + a+ H% p& E+ R& U# G/ T
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. p! F; z: d& ]( L: X+ XGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( }+ p. i2 t0 @5 r `: `% UMillie: I is...
( q6 S2 ~2 S9 k2 v1 ?* m! wTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
) z; N6 c2 }3 ]: L/ V. Z: MMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 7 E$ D8 H4 [1 J: P0 t9 V+ g5 a
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) v2 g; D, ]+ [0 r4 p, X; W2 \Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * d/ ]5 u3 j4 M+ i% X
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ) c8 n$ j$ A8 @( T% c7 h8 j9 ]9 d9 D
2 z* V% P* [, I5 J& LTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 Z0 }' q! Z* v- oClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / T* n! @" \8 c3 [
! D7 G: B6 n8 V7 `: T tTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , ?- Z9 E2 H# O3 A( S$ p
Harold: A teacher ' O. a& K; c2 i. L4 [+ H1 F
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