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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ ]7 e& ?; @$ F- }: y. l5 e) ^/ aMaria: Here it is.
, b' I/ Q) j. [: i& BTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ [ C3 X4 ~- g. c$ |) E, UJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. . i3 u% Y& ]+ x. w3 @
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 J5 p; y4 S, Y7 m8 | jGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 0 z1 m( S$ m6 Q; ]9 |% W
Teacher: No, that's wrong % p" U) L) G$ U# m% G4 I1 S& K
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. . d u) U5 K }9 e" E, l
: F. k" M) G: \- [6 [; C% |) ITeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- I9 K9 u2 A pDonald: H I J K L M N O. ; J; c; ~2 \9 q/ X' S3 S7 P' l$ q
Teacher: What are you talking about?
: n& f5 W: R: @) i7 q; l* N8 L* LDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 8 I% T) I; D& N* L& {; J: }
8 L1 f2 w2 l5 \# u# sTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! z1 `1 o' f* I/ R1 F; E2 P6 Y6 rWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 T( b1 d: Z) z* p/ I6 ^4 l. K$ ^ r
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & x) U% v2 E2 x& b& C3 c
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 m& y+ b2 c, n" W9 eMillie: I is...
3 z8 H; k3 B6 L& g* }# qTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' ]6 f5 E# L4 S+ j: C3 k
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! L+ e" T2 O8 xLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! N Z0 m5 J# n& i! {2 a
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 2 b0 M! c5 }- A, W8 ^9 f( o b4 X
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% }7 ~2 O. A7 r5 K# oClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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2 Z8 c, r. c3 s2 ^Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 T' N# o- \0 X9 _. J: e6 ]Harold: A teacher ; ~: B8 l! w0 z! }
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