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; {; ?/ S9 w, G. E/ z$ gTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 6 t/ O p2 _! r9 J
Maria: Here it is.
& `1 L6 M) P# pTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! z% u" C+ s) f1 s$ ^/ @7 bClass: Maria. * l% q2 G, y' n1 \* n
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 p) W* l' E0 U0 N6 s
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- ?7 l6 a% c- p& V" \Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! i r: G+ c( M$ D) R: q+ fGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / D, d$ U+ d2 l- ?
Teacher: No, that's wrong
# y5 v' A& K, RGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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+ C4 J, {6 y1 o8 P2 HTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? , C2 z. @. D# {7 H
Donald: H I J K L M N O. o4 ], U7 {* p$ G4 @
Teacher: What are you talking about? 4 r1 Y7 j2 u3 ?' b0 v7 r9 g
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , P' e' h3 \% i3 d2 ?& }
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 B+ e( M5 B( Z4 W$ hWinnie: Me! 6 O; m, b( W" Q" N$ y f9 L
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " ~/ H' d0 o% C; U1 H$ y) A
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ! J7 p8 g: H3 v6 z) m. `
: Z3 Y! E2 q3 }7 i1 R$ Q3 RTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% t& @0 |7 Y3 v# Z7 M4 }Millie: I is... - o1 Q) w% w5 v5 }& E
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* X4 A x/ T$ b0 Q7 c. NMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * A' ^7 Q5 L% @, W% `, }
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' d0 X+ h6 Y. t9 J! _
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: r8 S: @7 U: {Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 Y O& Y1 F0 m3 J0 u; h% d% }3 T
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) `- V9 R$ ]- J, W! O) |
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? * P- i2 N/ Z: t8 X9 f9 {* j5 p
Harold: A teacher 1 D4 J7 B% e* _; d% P4 d
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