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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. . H8 j0 @- m! a8 n! Q
Maria: Here it is.
/ ?! p( ?4 z& k1 r8 D! e" \Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ) x" N9 S5 u. s# e1 ?
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" f5 k- w3 o* h' j) e- y6 ?# oJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. . ]7 r" M5 [, _3 ?/ j9 s
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, K ~+ @4 L, K9 qGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 b2 B' E' p3 ~; ~, \Teacher: No, that's wrong
2 i' u' _. K2 yGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % ^7 P; ~; n) ]8 D( L7 e
+ ]5 B8 J9 ] w' F. w8 V" A5 R9 d5 [Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; ?' a. F2 i. O4 A4 P0 e
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 0 x# T* x! Z7 A- ~5 R/ f
Teacher: What are you talking about? & i) W' u) u% F! S2 y5 |* p. }! t
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. * R- e4 Q2 i7 D' c
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + G9 Q' I% v( T6 ?8 A0 s x$ X
Winnie: Me! ) L# r: g e8 M" ?$ a
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? * ?% l9 P; b: c
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) c P0 \, G, r0 J- h& u
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." : C/ H* x- n6 R4 z, o% ?1 b) o/ p
Millie: I is... $ A$ U0 j' V: Z9 f! F, W$ Y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % }0 k" v& l1 `1 r
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." $ Y0 k- Y3 L1 k
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 U4 i, ]" j1 S' s8 a
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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' X v: h q* [4 ZTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ i6 P4 y4 m. a& j% TSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. U/ ` f6 T1 ^
. ?# \: G2 u3 lTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' [4 }6 w- J6 F0 |( P4 M# P S
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& \& z1 I4 i8 e, N- Z. nHarold: A teacher ( ^* o) j& y% x E* ~, C
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