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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ Y, y8 F' _0 \$ ~Maria: Here it is.
2 N0 {. q2 p! Y- A' s- pTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 6 X: i4 W$ [: U G# H
Class: Maria. ' _4 W6 n" m$ x S
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" }. \0 e) |6 ^7 uJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 g* d3 R) }. B" L
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, f2 p5 n7 O% f& ?Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" # G* P/ ?* b$ x
Teacher: No, that's wrong
: u8 X0 o3 W/ p3 z% ~8 i" V/ `% rGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 9 }7 T1 s# V1 r( q! }& A; E
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 k9 T0 c. q' I9 Y1 s
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
1 @7 K1 \5 d2 f' S5 @6 ]Teacher: What are you talking about? 6 S B" L! x% N* F6 z
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( I9 _; i# Z& [/ S& t& a
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - g( E5 v. l7 }9 _
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
r6 H `( H WMillie: I is... 4 G- Q9 }5 n% `6 {& F$ b, i
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , v2 @3 [' Y: U# l. b. o( b
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' S+ d- O3 T3 f' y* @$ N5 O
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 O0 X5 l+ E8 y2 p; R& q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 1 S1 x' _1 S$ A U+ W
7 ]8 B$ \" [6 U8 E, ~Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 l0 ^. S3 _" pSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, O* D5 `5 Q [4 o! U, rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! {7 p) t! ~- oClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 C' ~* P' u0 s9 z
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! `) p1 y* f* i4 MHarold: A teacher # Z$ r. w6 L) i1 E* x
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