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+ t7 m* z2 e( L/ K. t8 ] q0 b, ETeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / c! U5 p3 k7 C6 n. L' f
Maria: Here it is.
9 B o/ O+ k& |1 kTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; M- N7 m& n' d. m1 v( G$ P7 i) p
Class: Maria.
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# T1 [* r9 \. Z# g y5 A; c8 lTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
8 [; e9 ]# j9 l8 M: t G# FJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. " ?+ t) i& }9 C
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( D [9 y7 |* _$ t: n. }& Q
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" d9 _: n% q; E* F+ h- lTeacher: No, that's wrong
: x/ X" R/ e- i! F& k" q$ [" b, ~. x% FGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ( z& R) T. a+ P9 M2 i. v( ?8 P
6 K- |7 a2 f* t2 S; o( o# R* @Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * I* M5 _: J D
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) n; D! h* w& u) m+ s" g' Q
Teacher: What are you talking about? ) `# T4 \6 o% Z% r( R- _
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 k/ z+ {4 `( e" W; Z' D
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ f- d# m- @5 }) {3 Y* hWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 3 R/ a5 Y" V( D( m% N) R
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
V, ~9 ?+ }5 ~9 ^: s* v! IMillie: I is... |0 ^; F6 g3 g- k# q% l% E
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
( H5 Z: N4 L* Z. ~. P+ O. b, V' JMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( y7 m7 K( r; ^. a$ G+ p
" M% ?2 U& c& mTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ' ?& u/ s8 K4 O- H5 Q. l; @5 _
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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) |2 g" R) l: u* g# h/ Y, DTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 W! K; O8 l; ?7 c" h& NSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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K' G9 O/ d( R; ^% hTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 z" K- E; b* k4 z1 D9 R Q5 }/ y9 BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - \) ~( R0 F. A0 b
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - i4 R: C& O6 l2 Q% U3 F/ J! `
Harold: A teacher 4 `4 z" V) ~ M6 S
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