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/ m) C" J& I0 Y: q- X5 v4 t! ^4 lTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) ^" t% [2 B5 d" Y, O' ^3 q
Maria: Here it is.
) r0 C% z- i- ~7 Z7 dTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
5 `2 {* S8 x: Y* ~) H- |; uClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 }5 A/ Y( E6 A2 |6 U
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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- G8 J9 T$ ^7 FTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 u! c: l8 A' x& i* S
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# P$ U+ J+ `4 R# M) y8 kTeacher: No, that's wrong
2 O/ \, C. k4 O& C! J/ K* e1 u8 ?# U1 IGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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" r, d$ x+ u+ C. |+ ?8 aTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! c" \. J6 R, z" K
Donald: H I J K L M N O. * p2 _7 n& i4 M
Teacher: What are you talking about?
! |6 u+ |& \6 A! ~5 T% u V7 zDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. / D$ B& j& u) @) Y3 r6 T) D s0 S5 d; \
9 @$ t) u/ y* p7 c ATeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- b0 _+ [4 w. ?" u7 f# aWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 @# G( ]: c+ n7 Z% S {9 D5 s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - X& u' q; A* w
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 `6 i) p9 C) E* X$ S& S) hMillie: I is...
# Q5 x" n$ Q& K1 l7 L2 k* cTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
+ ]9 U) A- ^/ ]0 b. VMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # e) j8 v; z" G) b
* u- X$ Y. U. RTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
4 M9 C; |; Q- t7 a0 dLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / U/ @1 ^9 l1 ^$ S
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% l( r) T( C8 r% n+ ]Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- |" l* S2 r1 k7 ^3 g# D$ _Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 0 R3 h. x2 y0 u& l' k5 v! u
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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7 ]7 j( `! ~( U2 ?% X& L& sTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 x" P, D% n7 W9 \Harold: A teacher 3 d* o& p) v( A1 B2 n
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