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0 j6 C2 _/ D, n9 J" k# tMaria: Here it is. 1 q) i2 y# [3 n' ~- @0 t& ^7 V
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( }4 R$ a& r; u$ D+ y) X) L6 h
Class: Maria. ' D4 T# s Q: k( w: z4 r6 {( C
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! f* P C0 O/ e7 u, V B7 y
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ }; u8 [& t2 g6 K5 pGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 L/ N0 K5 I6 I4 m, NTeacher: No, that's wrong
. S2 E" z% {4 c5 i$ I: @Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 i5 Q5 a% J4 i) E+ K% q% \1 y
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 u+ u% \- g8 C( E
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 2 x) d( R+ e3 q
Teacher: What are you talking about? * o* `$ U. a4 a* ^) B
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # K. S9 U5 `4 W( t
i3 N P9 ]) o3 H+ E" HTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / d' L: A) g, a: V" g, U5 i: B. ]3 F
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 U" a; H" P: j. vGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) D2 O7 ?( U/ G2 A4 |! ~Millie: I is... # d" v, `& |$ t" R5 b# Q# C
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( n3 @: l O- M' I; F
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 g. D5 B) z( O% f0 Q: e
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' B( y$ E9 Z3 U4 K) }" {Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 _6 d' Z. v: Y; |; f- M7 y
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? g1 [4 R* q& Z/ J" o$ {8 Y' W0 ?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + Z/ k" K; c- I B- ]. \: U
) H* Y" U v6 \9 Z& eTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? / z$ u# M8 ] M+ R, j1 c: J" \
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 g- m e t6 M# o6 nHarold: A teacher ; ~$ u( ]& J4 z+ c4 t( q7 L
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