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; ~# M& l3 R4 i* }9 dTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
, {8 F5 z. q7 ]$ _1 F7 n/ z6 AMaria: Here it is.
: C# d$ X! @/ m7 M- UTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 P" {5 h1 ~+ y5 u
Class: Maria. - {9 b" [. f" E7 G
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) j) n/ o, g X" pJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: S5 F: g3 I- [% m6 p0 e) hTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 5 L; J# Y0 Y) p$ ~8 E* C4 H
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) q1 \! f p0 l0 [( v. c1 B- r# K- g
Teacher: No, that's wrong ]5 U' a+ a+ d* O! }- c0 {% o$ Q& e
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 T2 _0 v2 E/ V4 l2 H2 f! ETeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 q8 D/ p9 M- Z! n/ M! kDonald: H I J K L M N O. , g q/ s" M3 V+ S" C
Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 a+ ?1 j4 _. O
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ' @: Z8 p% o0 u' q/ E5 I/ ~2 p: B
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * m! K( E$ a; b b* e; }
Winnie: Me!
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( a. \0 K3 e4 r# S8 t* a9 zTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( g. @* Z* i1 A# W+ QGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' U7 r& R0 F. p+ u, {7 F' R
1 Z8 _/ k4 k' `, \; ^8 n- DTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; F; \1 {" z4 P* q- T. o' bMillie: I is... $ @1 s, h( j9 R g
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 6 q2 d; g& M, j. `
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 p" U' B) j% b
7 w) j! w! E" ITeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 _3 t, a% q9 p3 }. X+ t/ I0 j' S, C
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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% x% a+ a/ U3 K8 s4 @ NTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! p, p; @+ y" w! v8 K2 z0 l
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? . ]) l" q4 j2 f" N
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % x9 y- N3 c, J3 e- S7 I
- N6 B" G$ N( {3 c( {" t7 J1 ?Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; `4 Z: v: W5 y4 H5 D0 i
Harold: A teacher
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