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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / }7 D Y1 L* ^/ m; N
Maria: Here it is. ! `1 |( w( G( }& k2 J5 R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; K4 [$ e7 k6 x; j
Class: Maria. & G# q7 {+ c V1 F/ a6 a* j3 B
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 d, d; R5 W0 |4 K( H! o! r. d' EJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& V; f' g0 d5 [2 x% g3 |Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; g" `/ s4 @. A! h5 q( Z: T9 Y3 @Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" & m' }: M/ V% h1 j8 \) L
Teacher: No, that's wrong 8 a8 q0 i% A' r1 L) i" b
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 @/ o1 T4 v# P: y! H' ^
& ]( D# s* @0 S; uTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 X. \+ Y% F% ^
Donald: H I J K L M N O. W, E% {$ j8 I( | x! a$ C `3 ~6 N
Teacher: What are you talking about? 5 G9 b; X5 ?( v9 M/ A5 v; O
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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6 D% @8 m7 E2 _* |3 [3 ]Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( a8 T+ F N( F [3 dWinnie: Me!
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) F) i! D1 t0 M* |$ ?* ?Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? E1 p6 K- ^& J, F
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( `0 m. }4 C/ J
Millie: I is... 4 Z2 F0 e. W; Z: @; L
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " ]% ^( w3 M& S
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 C* t( S: \8 _ D: o' E+ ETeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? R+ [9 R& s8 q+ F4 F3 N
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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M; l) \, ?& k9 jTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . F& i% r- R- ?: s8 _
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 l: l7 J8 U- d: y0 l
2 P& A2 I, z7 dTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! H5 q9 m. _) u% f" h- hClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 }3 P Q3 G4 i0 P
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 p; f# H1 n' R1 u5 Z0 MHarold: A teacher
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