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1 N. l d, L2 q+ B1 S/ v2 TTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" h( P* y1 P5 v) z! KMaria: Here it is. & w) d) i0 Y4 z; u& O( e. F7 ]8 D; v
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * L+ u3 Z8 e, I
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 I& X, @6 I; @! b' ^John: You told me to do it without using tables. o& f3 h. G" G
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 Y4 i" G# K* ^5 `, a- _
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 K- x8 {2 R7 k. ?. `1 |
Teacher: No, that's wrong # E o/ u( h+ e/ ` ]
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, Z# w' x, D8 _9 |( d6 vTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# m, T# |: T8 ]* L" SDonald: H I J K L M N O.
9 u. J4 K' H- K0 i7 O7 K+ DTeacher: What are you talking about?
X3 D+ z6 ~; jDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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; @8 H. e( N# y. D. M! L8 W& STeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 u% T l/ f3 k( K3 F& W9 iWinnie: Me!
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$ f9 q; k1 r! VTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 ~0 E5 q2 a6 H, b( X
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." - D+ @) _7 O! O7 U1 G
Millie: I is...
! f9 P J9 K7 R* lTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * Z& o5 m& _* A; A- Y- H; ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 e C8 g0 v4 ]/ H
- i) K1 r, C' d. ~! Y7 A% ~2 UTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 9 c! ~4 c0 M3 \* j, s- h
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / [* D2 p$ N) E
- K/ `1 \" `- F$ S3 i" DTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 X$ G4 y, j3 F1 \( V
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! B2 @+ b9 X4 u" j! w4 l
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# M5 `2 t$ [" K' i" VClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) x- |$ t2 v7 y( [. Q
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: K; z D* s5 E! P5 A& s9 HHarold: A teacher & H7 r2 [( G6 r5 a
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