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+ r; l' \+ M) A) L9 P& Z6 l7 Q: }3 WTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
8 J3 X) [! I4 f! VMaria: Here it is. # c" {7 T N' ` b
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & U+ q% N/ O7 b3 C2 p
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
' D! | D0 J. k' p8 n! l/ o; Z; kJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ) y/ K( ~$ o: d. p/ v- j3 _
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 ^# o7 u" I4 t" R
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 a, Z5 q% r, M! m$ OTeacher: No, that's wrong 9 n( R7 E7 y8 ]7 O2 A
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. / u: m* @/ N5 X* X6 R( E
, U4 c5 s! \1 V/ M: R+ HTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 Q! j1 Z1 j- \2 C$ O5 _Donald: H I J K L M N O. 4 H2 I2 d7 B( R1 j
Teacher: What are you talking about?
4 d$ F% V2 d1 O8 X4 ZDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 2 a% B% k6 [' _
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / B) B- Z4 Q7 d) E5 k n3 i4 C7 s
Winnie: Me!
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% C- i2 r' V9 e8 E) G0 n6 b' [! qTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + {$ s; F) a, k
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 c- o P$ T7 D6 z( K1 lMillie: I is...
& I1 }% \' x1 |) s7 xTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 o7 g8 P' _( `Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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2 P8 D5 }# O% B+ ITeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? , M5 @/ x. }, z2 O! b! k" R5 l
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. $ g- L7 Q1 z0 v ?/ |
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 5 z$ c% ^: i# h/ n6 b% c
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) g$ ]& _! c" |: @& b; ^; @. l2 TTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 Z9 M/ k# Y8 ?" H# {0 q1 |; LClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 j0 ~7 I% t9 Q1 q5 y
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) W! O P3 ~) | D) X! c
Harold: A teacher
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