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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) ~4 e) T2 ]: m* h1 C* i1 ?
Maria: Here it is. 6 T; M4 f8 V9 Z9 @! ^
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 }, _2 z; e- m, L7 c# F' _Class: Maria. ! Y) F% z$ T% c
@1 o+ F" \" L! {Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 d# M$ W w/ ~! z2 | U
John: You told me to do it without using tables. + G% u# }8 k5 {9 X9 G
[9 v' j$ ]8 e& E& ? |2 BTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 S/ Q, F4 s% x$ {' ?' z0 o
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
' i! _) R1 T* ~. q" u9 iTeacher: No, that's wrong + G& g" J; K6 ?, y( z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ r7 H) @- @7 W( N2 A3 V
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& A7 p; W: J1 ~5 E0 `Donald: H I J K L M N O. " [" i d3 D' Z" y. Z& m
Teacher: What are you talking about?
1 Z" I0 t1 D3 j5 FDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: N0 A1 W9 {; UTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. $ F+ K7 d h9 f" a/ L" u
Winnie: Me! 6 H& n/ j- r$ |- y) f/ ~
& E/ e3 M% v3 _2 N7 {" P/ x/ _7 f4 CTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, a" t+ m. h% F/ Y; x* dGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 Z$ q( A. |1 t# R* B
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , @) J" g+ H% b! \3 H2 S& d
Millie: I is...
; c3 \# u x. }3 E3 j6 r: L7 GTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( {) f" k! T* n, A! P
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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4 u' a% b! Z' l7 l4 K. J7 b8 dTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 [; G. E, x" O
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & T( ?$ p$ o# z6 J
5 B, E _' v; C1 Q( i; e) O( dTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( e/ ]* \0 U8 N& @, Q/ mSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ x# V7 o0 v; ~3 FTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & p0 R7 N; w) z/ k1 F f% P
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % I. q0 ?4 Q: X7 T; h9 S
' E' B* T% I' E6 ]0 D* I9 [! `$ rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
. R& w; K4 W1 ^3 m& S% l1 ` k& ?) BHarold: A teacher 0 l& Q* f; D; p9 S7 E
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