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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
- n5 Y7 N6 F D Q3 Z$ N( \Maria: Here it is.
' @! m2 `. X+ e/ s4 LTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; m: W8 U/ o/ N3 X$ @' B, ?
Class: Maria. # W0 t" J' c! Z& K( P+ W
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) m. |2 }% U! w0 N' H
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, a _! T0 U$ V' b5 tGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
6 e" \2 O. \2 JTeacher: No, that's wrong
- j1 _1 {6 D4 @4 s! [, z6 SGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % m3 g5 `$ w$ r
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 M& S5 G$ ^7 b0 S4 U/ U
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
" P" d, d: f8 ETeacher: What are you talking about?
8 E( W+ a# a" d1 ~9 p4 xDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - d o2 @' I' L- l# {1 Z1 [$ i
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 I4 |8 `# l7 g- Q" `1 |- n, h5 u
Winnie: Me! ! K# v2 T3 \* _+ |9 _% G, N
3 _) D3 E P. [ E1 \6 OTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 Z- |: T- C5 T
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." D, i% Q$ L2 x3 F, M( X5 R- O# K' r
Millie: I is...
- P+ _4 [( \/ Z- U- q K/ GTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 O3 n1 D; U; |/ l
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * P) t- B* a+ j/ b: k( E) m
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! R, R m/ t: M6 Q/ ~# T
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / \( o T' A3 D0 q8 h
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 e" S8 i; a) K5 U3 R+ t/ b* `& KClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; k3 W- s# p6 l
Harold: A teacher % z) l% H$ Y# n" C" @. w% } S+ P, h
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