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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ k& H) _9 K: w$ h- g; _) HMaria: Here it is.
: E5 V. p8 m+ J5 B* i+ {Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
3 h3 M! M b$ i- ~Class: Maria.
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: G: h6 U5 f7 V. cTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 p- ]7 l" u& \. `) p: SJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 E, r1 E6 Y \% U2 E$ e- F# F
8 F+ {. Z9 T+ W& P- _Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ ]* t( t0 V; o7 ]: ^- `! NGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 o* @8 U* K: p# B( L" t, j0 KTeacher: No, that's wrong 8 ]; z$ q7 h. |9 ~
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 M* v, \) Y. `' `) m
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 7 M6 Y) A; ]8 D6 i# C( |
Teacher: What are you talking about?
}) |* { M9 s: e$ YDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" k C. Y6 Y7 m: | Z3 qTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 H0 O& {% F, P! X
Winnie: Me! Q/ x4 D9 ]" c" E( g* w7 V+ d2 b
8 w& X* E% F Q) `. JTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , d* `2 q4 t& {% G# b
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 ]2 ^/ c1 B, x- ~& a+ I5 I' y6 W, VMillie: I is...
9 Z' p) [; i! H0 E9 T1 ZTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." - }8 T4 t v7 p; F5 @1 d
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." # k6 p% l( r; J4 ^! ~4 x
: i5 G7 b7 w3 U9 q" I9 n- _- F( v+ }- MTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & Q ]/ {+ z& e
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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3 k u `2 z% k7 ATeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; Y% f/ f0 @- s9 H2 l0 q2 J
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
X* V. \# \. E3 O% eClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. # B3 \, r) M5 D' c2 m* P
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 Q* H8 I: h; W8 r. ~2 ?Harold: A teacher
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