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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 D& B5 t. E2 j# g
Maria: Here it is. + `5 ^# q& H! w3 H3 W4 }1 {
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
\" G* f* L/ ^* m+ xJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 M- k; g0 F/ J1 H" ]1 d
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * c- a2 u- ^/ l+ L5 G5 i- u3 d
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* ~7 R+ W3 s; wTeacher: No, that's wrong
% E8 m0 a; m! y$ OGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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! u# x, {& _: s& |& ^5 zTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" @1 k* m) E3 w) O. I: ]- U+ G4 o! hDonald: H I J K L M N O. 3 B$ X' C& [$ D
Teacher: What are you talking about?
5 ^% l# N: B4 f2 b o r% ~Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. x' j0 h, ?4 HWinnie: Me!
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2 P7 t. H6 {1 p$ ~/ V/ D* V5 `Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& K3 J; J7 j O) hGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ' P q5 F- ^" Z" i. y- I0 Q9 U4 S
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." $ e# t; O \( a
Millie: I is... 2 G2 y. }6 J3 d# ~
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 L8 p" L* A4 K' m7 ]0 H
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* S7 {3 y) R9 x. d: nTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, s& ?1 v# p. n# A/ CLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. g5 V" ]/ z4 _% e
! p( I) N$ W2 ^Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? # l% r( Y8 g5 u/ s8 L' H5 B1 _
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 t% J' F ` Z* t9 YClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 I0 D4 \- z1 _! o
/ p& C, d6 ~/ F4 _) {Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 ^* c# |! K; _& fHarold: A teacher ( }* x% R+ k0 s* ] ~
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