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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
v; c* ]( B; w6 d- lMaria: Here it is.
/ ~9 c- x2 o. ^8 V3 l+ k: KTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 ? Q8 g: }( F# Q; ?! f* Z) D R2 s
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 Y9 s3 |) {0 V5 e% w- r- E
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & m5 v, K" I- y5 @& I/ P. l
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) L% Y/ z1 i. f2 J! }
Teacher: No, that's wrong , u8 Y- y. W: Z( U0 B
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % X$ i l# X; Z7 d" X
- g1 T" o9 [- {( h: v5 ^Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 ?( o* H) `7 iDonald: H I J K L M N O.
& @7 d7 p4 [5 ?' ?$ }2 [1 XTeacher: What are you talking about? % X; {7 E7 l2 Z5 y2 e
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 |1 W, ]5 R0 v) k- w
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 [" E( w8 i7 ]
Winnie: Me! $ u' k, j G2 a9 o4 N
( X' {3 [/ Z0 o5 C3 NTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! ?9 z* L' ~: C0 Y5 w0 TGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& |8 ]& Q& M6 N0 M/ n, v( ~Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 8 g! P; J8 L( @4 m7 P6 l1 l8 s
Millie: I is...
0 h/ k7 ? w1 s: ZTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( ]! Z) |* R4 M* Q I
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 O9 E* y( s4 A' t- d1 c
- A, X& m3 j( s0 |Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 m, E1 K4 y& I) i8 `% { u0 fLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- I* ^+ t7 p% U; UTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ) s7 F! g7 }0 w5 I+ t2 Z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 z, i$ b4 w& i) d4 Z$ i6 p7 p
( X" s3 m( r3 K. L; U6 ZTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% ?& y! {: J4 a& T( J1 y* rClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 [9 O) n. A2 J5 L Z+ D, }
+ J- n N+ z( B# `Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 B7 }* w: H9 M+ |1 S/ MHarold: A teacher
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