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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% G. Y# |3 N! q! mMaria: Here it is. 5 U. |1 G" ?. ?$ i. @$ W+ h$ |5 V
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 A0 o. ?# R, B! ~" }7 i8 NClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 H0 n- X# g* E( ^+ n* \) `John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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; e! k+ X6 i1 Z+ Y5 S: u8 wTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. U5 Y6 H P8 o4 RGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
) I0 E; E" R N( E7 t* K c# T4 _Teacher: No, that's wrong ' k& a- ?# ~( {" ?- B+ o8 v( J4 T
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' @0 b0 [" ^0 G1 G( ~/ l) z
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 {6 S. A$ u! c& q7 ^+ k" {Teacher: What are you talking about? " Z( f, h5 Q' G# J/ {
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( M4 R! w0 j* n3 G
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% P% A0 p) a0 s* cWinnie: Me!
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) D" S8 c- z& h( g/ lTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 Y2 o6 m1 b- hGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . S: l$ m# e5 B' \5 y
Millie: I is...
( m+ l* S; s% T* V& O7 LTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% Q, R' X1 z& n$ b5 eMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( A( x- t6 i9 D0 U! F
& h# H0 z6 T! y- u( W9 c) GTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / r" A$ E" \* n- ~
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 9 P9 J/ O* Z5 ^
" A0 n1 Z6 Q4 {! _Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: P" f/ f/ D$ p/ b% r7 h) {5 B0 DSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ O1 R% ^2 H5 i* i
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ! }" A8 J1 j: J1 d1 y. C
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% v) A! _: |, g/ D: W0 p: s \- @Harold: A teacher
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