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+ @" I, X4 \3 y3 R) |( [Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / }% `/ i8 @! s( f
Maria: Here it is.
1 E |/ _8 L5 Z& O9 g7 B9 a# aTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & }/ I; c) V) F4 N6 y. ]( ]
Class: Maria.
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1 X$ \7 c0 ~( B; Q5 u$ iTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * H Y( L6 O9 E0 E# C
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 5 P X) y# g% V
6 V" [) T- L6 `* dTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 L8 j7 m0 Q: }, T' A
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* x! d5 w% w1 |1 I/ c2 k2 MTeacher: No, that's wrong
! y' W" Q9 ]9 R& [0 kGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 `+ A, o3 ]3 H2 q
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 1 y$ v! T0 {& _: b( N6 X& S2 A |
Donald: H I J K L M N O. + `- Z% K' y* X8 ]3 _
Teacher: What are you talking about? , v7 X @0 @' j1 F
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ I2 |3 a/ `) y1 z1 eTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ d" i: o+ R& m( s# SWinnie: Me!
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% K% ~1 o; I* NTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" n. ^/ w: Z7 F& e" HGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : U2 z$ m" T/ F/ \6 M" }
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 y# k1 _& V3 w( n/ X: I) eMillie: I is...
3 T1 k" I! `' z6 A1 r* ]) A/ l5 N3 hTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
. S3 _! I9 E8 _1 g$ rMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 a9 W1 }) S4 z6 O9 B9 Z2 r) \6 F( L
2 u% T4 Q' \, ?6 o- GTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . i2 r* K: ]6 W* X z7 }# s" h
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 ?$ ]+ J8 C) u
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: R2 D0 v+ B" E: [: I5 J+ l/ lSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 I2 B, r7 P2 |: E8 [0 x0 L" b! L
6 n! _* c [& R% w# iTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. M# x9 n# A& N! Q8 J) T- rClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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. i! a* P3 Z% p+ r1 f2 x7 S2 U: {; O# ^Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 p/ h `1 J2 v! q) x- m2 qHarold: A teacher
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