 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
' r+ l0 n3 E& `, k. Q( D9 C! V
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , w5 ^: u3 L% I: F" h( f& z7 k0 a
Maria: Here it is. ! @6 _ ?* _* X& P+ G. }' R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 X% C+ }9 t) OClass: Maria. 3 o6 f( C/ o" K+ b: i4 s
x' D9 n! h( |7 \$ E7 f
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 t( p% w m$ s+ J# N. s
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
, Z: D/ W- ?1 `5 ^" c
% i; P+ ?/ d9 v4 v4 c; kTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
H1 u! W4 V$ j+ L. z" ]: [5 G NGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! u% X$ n/ r1 `- ~+ Y, FTeacher: No, that's wrong
& X* A9 O' K3 tGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. , Y' |7 f v6 y* }# }
" S/ N) K6 f. LTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 7 Q4 L4 u5 Z C. Y3 ]
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 6 M6 d. J( F% q. q
Teacher: What are you talking about? " Y( U' H- d$ ~; J, m% n% c/ X
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 6 J u" V! A9 q
" `% r1 R: ], M9 Q
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 1 S/ g J9 x: ^4 U7 u) S% z! l5 Q
Winnie: Me!
% d- j" J$ k% S" z
" B% U& L5 O$ o a) }Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 `# J# U6 T+ CGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : [% w; _+ y5 {6 g! ^
3 W1 v# h* F0 g( UTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." # S# {. m& H' K4 d5 k6 X
Millie: I is... ) Q" e! Z0 t- d2 ^# v
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& V# s( O7 v& I# v, CMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
$ _' ^$ G9 H% F8 G: q! S( _. B5 k% P) Q( B7 I! Q# Z
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 q% y/ E0 K J6 E" D
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) b, w. U! x: _9 Z$ s5 }5 S
2 J4 s* Z. E+ K1 ~& E7 \ |& z+ P
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 6 e+ K% l. Q) ?2 q1 R+ v1 \( q, G
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 1 t6 f4 f9 Z+ L# r& n
; F. M. o' r( E" t0 ~6 H! f4 iTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* p$ v4 a+ n# j4 j4 {1 uClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + R! {( _, i7 \. Q" [; [0 Z$ j
3 S9 {5 S6 u% fTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 P7 M% C( k' F) B( `Harold: A teacher
1 H2 |5 e. g4 }9 d+ B0 V6 K+ T: s+ L9 u: e$ i9 w& w: c8 H
|
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-7 20:50
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-8 07:59
