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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 E" G& P) P1 e0 lMaria: Here it is. % p1 [1 k4 V, D L1 Z* E+ k. @
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , T+ T: X O8 A9 `+ z( l
Class: Maria.
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4 D* k; X7 D. k, R% n [Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 C& |! H4 Q' t# |( c# [7 c( o3 S
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 `% P6 z; {# o1 M% w g+ }; m: h7 XTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) i9 v. X3 }7 S `: ]% Q1 _
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 _7 Q" {+ y1 M0 V( C
Teacher: No, that's wrong # H: A ~5 E+ u/ z
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' L z) Y$ y; n/ U# o D
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ A' d& T, w2 W" GDonald: H I J K L M N O. 6 q8 F; e7 Z/ C' S3 F
Teacher: What are you talking about? ( f, Y3 ^) h2 T# X; V+ f1 M
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . U; `4 K9 h0 s( ?
# M8 b. g2 F9 K3 yTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 4 ^; j% e5 T5 g+ n6 V( R
Winnie: Me!
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y$ c( u4 f; \" a# B' bTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; a$ E( I' g- t$ H# Y# JGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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m; e. C+ j# `9 B1 ]" G- DTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 H3 L+ n8 Z7 ]& T
Millie: I is...
1 }7 P9 g4 K g# K" \) hTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
) u: _2 C( m' O+ ^8 ^5 ?+ x8 IMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 b/ D1 s C, l
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 _0 Y4 h7 t" H* |: ]Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 i0 r' y5 }. b; M3 Q5 k
5 [: q7 m4 t/ m2 E0 O7 mTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 B9 |- Y* g2 U2 D- h7 S/ p( u' eSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 v7 d6 o: r; C9 g, R2 }
- X1 y* b9 j4 ^6 A$ M- ETeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ f5 A/ |7 n5 I8 E7 WClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 5 R( s4 o3 M' L5 F5 v4 q) `. h4 O8 ?" s" I
8 G3 s# j. w# i) eTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 [, Y- k4 f: @! THarold: A teacher + F2 j/ L( n7 e W% r
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