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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" S2 {. c3 @! Q6 |Maria: Here it is.
7 e4 R7 [6 [4 t2 Y6 N, CTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
3 N& P) m( C0 h! ^9 o# r: rClass: Maria. / v, c* s$ K/ G. e J+ C1 p, A
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* ]* ^, R* |, K8 ?+ l% w& LJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 s& Y( Q, A2 T B) T0 s
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ _1 E$ K _' G" u& S% {Teacher: No, that's wrong
( h$ S3 O: \ X8 `8 l+ Q" H$ XGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. + S. p, \' R) }' n4 f/ y
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 g( `; e8 y+ J0 p5 LDonald: H I J K L M N O.
0 p6 K1 O. g) A8 @3 f3 H7 YTeacher: What are you talking about? ) Q* z i* o; W' e" B
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + E& W( m N f4 m7 h
+ O0 H7 w/ D5 ~' O) h4 K% r% H. XTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: O% k4 W: l3 g' v/ p0 s5 DWinnie: Me! % d4 F4 ~$ m2 g, I/ D9 o' i
% l2 M0 {8 G" ?; TTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) {& p' I! i Z+ u* {3 r
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. o. w v$ }3 u6 {% f9 |Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 g4 x/ a. Y; m: U9 v$ y( w6 {
Millie: I is...
3 t; \' J9 k Q6 L% TTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : b1 i9 ?" D9 [+ C3 y
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." + l8 c: {6 W' s+ Q+ r
& U& X- I% h# hTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 w6 p; H' F) Y) o5 k- R$ ILouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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, ^# p5 O0 s" H/ Q" u3 |6 XTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ ~! z) C- w' \' {Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + ]; U) K" B9 H; w' ~1 }
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 q% m1 k7 N+ X( {9 b
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- y( M, y7 g, H4 Q5 U) F) |/ IHarold: A teacher ! C7 L9 Y) a. E% R5 ?0 Y
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