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) R6 ^: P, d# r7 u, ?, c$ r3 \Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 ]- P; y8 `8 n6 L8 }
Maria: Here it is.
4 m3 D: u* b% T4 |1 y1 RTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 u1 E0 [* Z% ~, K
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' M0 w) U( Y* }1 w2 b4 B8 H
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 `9 f6 N! x+ ^# ^: H+ c- V$ O, P
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! n' k+ \( O- y6 `' w4 aTeacher: No, that's wrong
% u; w7 \' `% A6 p3 K2 TGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% G3 }; ~6 S2 Y6 b; D v8 YDonald: H I J K L M N O. 5 l# h& ~3 s9 S. G; g
Teacher: What are you talking about?
, Z6 {- v+ E3 x3 tDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. h' D- E% b+ Z" H4 F" g
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ' v; A- [/ `" H7 }$ e$ r
Winnie: Me!
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) B s4 ~- Y2 w6 x3 X( F3 NTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 9 H0 r; i, a; n: L, m
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% w6 a0 U) p! R% ~* \3 h2 F, {Millie: I is... % T; B1 \/ L7 ^+ _6 [
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 F. l2 [9 K) H0 ]Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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6 q2 t# z, u3 W. R4 n7 BTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & L. e* j; Y, p: t7 k( e2 `
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % H& x, q' m, J% w; ?5 i) N
/ ?- ^+ g' e( Z8 U) bTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 6 E! `# p/ s. L3 H' ?4 c/ c* b& F5 F: E
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ u5 ]# O0 j3 I/ \/ ~) O3 GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - b( M/ V% j3 X) Z o: X
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % s. l& r& U. z9 I1 A i1 j
Harold: A teacher 3 w: C1 ~6 z8 @/ v9 k' ]- j
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