Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
% e# b8 j" `: O6 EMaria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) Y  s4 D7 r4 f( L6 Y: S. |0 S- I+ eClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" e# b$ ~/ a. C/ Q/ [1 ]John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 t9 u; m3 O$ B: fTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
: _# f- u; i# t  X( r. X+ ?) JGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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+ c1 h/ Z- d3 uTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& n7 h% @: ^1 u$ UDonald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 [$ O  ]# t% x+ N$ sWinnie: Me!

Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# p" H$ C. |. e$ N( ^# yGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

' G( }4 l/ y; tTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
$ B- |1 W2 D2 x( F' n+ c9 j+ G: gMillie: I is...
) W- Q4 a) I% zTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 X( _. p  c: |1 E% T7 ^7 B! Y) H. SSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

" R2 I- x; W7 V/ V; {7 ETeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 o& {1 W5 S( D' NClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher
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織紗千影

omg!
The last one is GREAT!

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