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1 s# K! h: ^! S$ {! R+ I o7 C$ ETeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
' g+ G" ]! E4 g" HMaria: Here it is. + C) f, p# z$ `/ o" F- w$ Q
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 C2 `9 w; r+ `/ m" i# }5 \
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + W1 i$ j* z1 I+ i6 c) ?4 t
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 E0 D$ C3 D6 g. q$ h$ ~( Z$ YTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 h) @; _# u2 L' F5 W6 ~Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" G- |" v! W1 n8 v, ^+ NTeacher: No, that's wrong - i1 G. g. e7 c; p) o( x
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 M9 I( L% O* ?4 a5 _
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
- t( s5 z8 W B6 I4 ]/ eTeacher: What are you talking about?
5 h8 |; a8 o4 I% d7 m N- UDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 W. p7 Z: l+ G0 oTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. C! Q% e" k1 r
Winnie: Me! , f: e! A9 P* L/ E0 f9 W
6 W) F+ o, e" z: q+ [2 tTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? $ l: a% ?- e/ ~1 _( r
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 2 i1 ^* b- ` {9 S
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / K% L n% G1 v" U1 `; N
Millie: I is... ( z9 h9 W# D. ~8 ]. E3 y F
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." / A0 Z3 U3 G2 X5 [9 C9 C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - M$ D: s' e; I5 Q; y
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 \0 ~& t6 `3 z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- @! `+ e8 y Z3 c* V' }, R$ o* LTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 I) Z0 a$ F( l0 ~7 [
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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( X) ?7 o6 ~4 n+ M! MTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) q2 H: r( w+ ]/ V
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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$ m" J+ \4 K8 w' u( j" bTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 M& |1 z7 ~* ~( |: a: c; }
Harold: A teacher + T8 v' B4 P1 y
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