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' z* H# |8 ?' s8 \$ j7 h" ITeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 h( w5 q+ O6 C4 B( D* Z# R& p+ W
Maria: Here it is. ' k, ]6 A' a$ @4 D5 b, s% _: _! r
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% O; @* H+ t1 d, M% F+ aClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 H' L8 J; X$ i$ {
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , N' L) [+ d5 Q8 k
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ |$ J- t5 A: s' q1 N
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" # e8 v6 y' {5 f0 g) J4 f. L, {
Teacher: No, that's wrong
" D! Q9 J. \ E9 h" sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 C. l: T( I# s$ f5 BTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - k! G- }3 N. z* _1 @% S/ L
Donald: H I J K L M N O. * b% I ]2 L7 |) B6 y" x' h
Teacher: What are you talking about?
. \6 g! G% l" r$ @( P, w, v+ xDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ) s# A6 w' ?" i1 K
; c$ y5 L7 _1 R& W4 S PTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 f: t- F- O/ d" i w$ Q0 |/ i `8 {
Winnie: Me!
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l( W# @6 d. a$ w9 ^Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: K/ U4 ^/ r2 C/ Q; m3 ~9 r7 BGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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! X9 }7 V8 v, P2 yTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; s# ^& V X1 AMillie: I is...
8 s- S |% \) G& G0 r" ^% fTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 \# Y; j0 Y& H2 Y: f4 ?Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ! }! a1 O6 a$ _# q1 {
& R8 R1 g( R0 z# ]Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? R" h, R b t( N
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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7 z* m- S' n% R( W9 T6 Y* i+ k( T, Y% {Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 3 A* [1 e: u& j$ L& {5 A7 e
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: ?9 I$ Y& K$ ?0 a6 n' _Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( z" M2 e8 a, T
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % ]6 }5 Z2 e/ R$ N
O5 Z3 U. G- r7 E1 Z6 e6 w' JTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 r' b+ h4 B# X. K2 }6 PHarold: A teacher 0 n4 @( _. z! l# Y
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