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' B: E2 _- t4 [- K; a) F4 ~Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 \* A5 T! s& |) g1 z$ M; y. I) @
Maria: Here it is. / @& b4 N; U: a3 i3 t
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% @! [6 V: G" V8 q7 SClass: Maria. , {8 f6 ]' i `" t, N8 m C
9 k" H! \7 d: P% X' `Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* p" t. J4 S) n# f, c F* OJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . s# N% @& F) Q! Q, r7 J2 ^# l
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ n1 c# |" A4 M* w9 _+ N* Q- W5 oTeacher: No, that's wrong # j5 l; z! C o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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+ i! ~# b! }3 F7 m" R2 J( tTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ ^, e& R6 e6 ?/ gDonald: H I J K L M N O.
" j1 C8 s2 f; w% s* [Teacher: What are you talking about? . c+ w$ }- M3 M$ `+ l; ?4 Z
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 W' W( b6 `+ ^8 sWinnie: Me! $ W$ C/ L1 \, F' X- c" l$ |$ R3 m( D
" g" Z# L/ w, LTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" M& H$ G/ E" c3 dGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
z0 b0 v* k# EMillie: I is... 4 q/ a4 Y1 a( N, O7 h
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 g- K) E+ U0 N% Z) ~9 I: I Q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 e( C- C5 w5 m: F7 g
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
% N* Y& W' X, JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? , b7 u$ K7 w/ W
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ s) X4 p$ n5 f+ ?
7 R8 y7 d, ~- BTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; Y0 }5 R; v$ l* N5 ~( ~Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 q7 h( H! m2 e- a' N) t' \
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& N% s& X$ f1 }Harold: A teacher
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