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4 _9 |) I4 G6 K* yTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; J1 }2 S( X! [/ A* p! l. XMaria: Here it is.
) S2 t( G0 r$ x: E7 t! w% l8 G: ?Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
% ?) I3 X7 Y; yClass: Maria. 8 A8 o- C4 N2 T- R* R/ D1 K7 Y
7 |% I* `) n& w9 v2 R4 DTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; g* f B% v+ y+ L: g% t
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 J% C! }9 _/ ^8 E) BTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" - m2 [& \& p' V: C7 v6 Z% t; O
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 2 n1 W- S4 P/ z3 [3 k% R- h
Teacher: No, that's wrong
/ s& i H* s8 ~* m$ j. c* oGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ `' r- O& `$ h3 p2 a
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
( g8 k H( f" WTeacher: What are you talking about? * r" C" |$ R" R3 ^, u
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. " p) s r( r8 f
+ E0 v) I5 l; R2 Q! V0 rTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : Y" f$ S( n/ i# z F, C8 n, [
Winnie: Me!
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# w- {) o4 B7 c8 Y5 bTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? - o) H2 `6 y& G9 R* Z$ U
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' r2 C b+ G' y+ |5 P# t( iTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) o- Z2 R# p0 L; T( ?# I2 k+ U
Millie: I is...
$ a. @+ y8 ^% t# M$ W6 y' x7 hTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 5 H0 q5 x/ k; t% q+ f9 q; a8 ?
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ( B5 m5 O) H8 d% B/ l
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. R7 D9 Q. V0 u7 f* K1 m# k$ A
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: |5 X0 ]2 b0 V$ T! `: mSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. W: p. H6 P" ~
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 A% m. e' Y7 \& X
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' ~. O! ~9 C: F4 [6 e; y: o9 ^Harold: A teacher v/ w9 n, I1 t0 D7 Y+ K v) S
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