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9 J3 o% J1 C: Z" Y0 h [Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. - Y7 H0 Q/ ^9 G, ?% p
Maria: Here it is.
( l5 x; G2 t7 }2 T1 qTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; n3 M. {% x. q+ s
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ( O" P" O/ ^8 J7 x
2 L4 B" ]& {+ \' sTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
0 E* N! B$ D+ Z: |! \+ ~/ u4 {; _Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 [* E' \1 A* M0 _( H& N2 ]' K
Teacher: No, that's wrong
3 k/ t% U2 i; J4 D7 I7 J+ u$ zGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; }* i5 j( T% Y' O. p6 H3 ~
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 3 O; T- q! O8 H% U
Teacher: What are you talking about?
! `9 E( L! a. K' \8 ?Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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' Z; n1 n- C$ A- nTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. $ _( a# v' f) ]) f2 {
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) ]: z( P, J$ R8 I. F
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
, R+ t& v% a4 r/ RMillie: I is... / ]! V1 \3 a Z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
4 Z( ?% S8 i6 ?% RMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " A5 o2 d! `; ?* B- F. h
3 `* Q5 L! G- B; D3 S4 n+ [3 qTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 3 l. h% Z; s9 V6 i* K: U5 [
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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% K' @3 |3 C xTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 s( k) [; g4 a& H' vSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 o' d1 c3 J- \: z. c( C
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 r+ l" x; G! U3 p4 ?
Harold: A teacher
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