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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; Z3 w0 K6 A* L. K3 ]
Maria: Here it is.
) X, E: W8 E4 i! \9 G1 FTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# q! ]( K8 M" |' K/ J/ \' p/ nClass: Maria. - _$ z W9 }$ N' T
. p8 \+ Q5 @7 Y6 |2 \Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 U* g; E& C5 x1 {0 ]
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! R; v$ g8 J5 o9 B) C6 N
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 N) N8 ~( Y. e7 k1 {- N3 T1 MTeacher: No, that's wrong
0 f# P: }& T7 F; Q# w1 QGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 R( l, `2 E* {/ U# a/ }Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 k9 J- z# m; T4 o# zDonald: H I J K L M N O. 4 Y3 [/ S+ ^, i7 u8 t
Teacher: What are you talking about?
) ~* ?+ v( E( U, y) j rDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 s; ~, c J( H4 \; c) Q1 zTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
$ [6 ]6 S: t$ i# VWinnie: Me! ' e- u1 u3 M# f0 S
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 f' Q! r! X) R& `% N, W, d: |1 cGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ L1 s- { s( G+ _( F5 N8 ?9 VTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. U/ A+ a# I. V; M$ R& O. NMillie: I is...
: n Y4 H$ ]" k# \+ B. jTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." % [6 i: v1 u. t" {1 H
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / L( I! S3 U; L0 L0 L
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. H; V; K9 T5 K1 z! X4 [0 F+ ?Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , v! @" }0 S% ^% M- u3 s& T/ f# S
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' A& }3 ~1 i: r# L6 e8 g/ }Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # x2 |$ P5 e/ ?$ d. i) w& `8 ^& Y+ _. Q6 x
Harold: A teacher $ i' m# Z" ?% T9 Z+ `0 X2 d
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