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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. + L3 j s2 e" E6 o2 r3 R4 f
Maria: Here it is. 7 T0 L" i: p1 ?$ e) Q. M+ V
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * _) E4 Q" L5 \- _& `& u/ o
Class: Maria. % b8 x4 i1 d# e& Y; F7 C
1 [( N9 G% ?( c$ ]# | U( XTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 |0 t3 w' r3 c9 {4 l/ N' [John: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 _% }1 ~3 L! b9 E5 H
% o% x6 d& x7 P t. O% X6 yTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, \1 f0 Q" p- s$ Q1 \Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ I) Y0 C6 B& G# A8 O
Teacher: No, that's wrong
* f& ?- o) |5 c- f0 Y5 `0 @* R! |Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 q* G1 L. K& E
; J0 p6 F; C6 ^! b6 r3 k2 g# m% z, ^Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' z- p! K; A* |- v" S3 ADonald: H I J K L M N O.
4 c+ K) Z6 z8 [: [. [* \! nTeacher: What are you talking about? $ N8 y4 Q, i0 G
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) d4 k9 D7 o; g3 g3 D4 b* ]Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ( z3 i3 N4 W& C o
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. p$ W7 t& T9 {! {4 I0 y4 m# [$ a# ^2 }Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' }8 Z, L2 W# l! g. ~Millie: I is...
5 d/ t2 }5 A+ y8 a) bTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
0 h9 b0 G# f6 i" RMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / b" L, Z, m2 \
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 0 ? R% v1 \% o1 C- f( u* i
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % ~+ b1 D% y/ i2 Z* h
+ k( L: } t6 D3 s0 O" GTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: K- o2 k7 j4 i8 hSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 ^0 q! Y. F& G7 D! ~9 G. z0 D! mTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! f9 e) K3 u4 u8 T' r6 r
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % T$ |& u; }7 m" i6 h5 O% k6 N
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , Q4 y/ `) P# b8 D2 w! g
Harold: A teacher
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