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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 5 t5 T6 _3 y8 X( s: E. b* Z7 e0 r
Maria: Here it is. 4 f% T5 L9 h4 }8 s6 b
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 4 b4 W) t6 c3 x# D$ @' _' m
Class: Maria. ; B: |. e u( r% `5 J1 `
# T3 V" G9 H7 I' y; |' C, e5 GTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / M2 S( g3 e# m% H$ ~& G4 y
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 ]1 F/ r* ~1 y" ~2 p
) j& \5 Q2 ]! m. o3 RTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 3 v. A! J2 W( P: h+ l1 O8 P
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! n7 c" v4 p' `0 \+ p% m2 ]! V7 m
Teacher: No, that's wrong : n+ S" i! Z# r6 v' ?! ?
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 F( T5 W: J6 \' F5 k
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 Q! Q1 T2 s6 O# W* \
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 8 Y6 c# B3 w5 {5 f0 L& X
Teacher: What are you talking about?
7 o* \" J9 n7 y. A! U$ }( x0 v) mDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* `6 k/ U; \) YWinnie: Me!
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, ]; E/ l/ i6 l" ^- u' E l: C) _Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ Z. }. N# b7 E6 ^) h# b7 I' e0 e2 j! j7 DGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* K4 N! p0 j+ e0 n' n9 s8 VMillie: I is...
/ R/ y2 P1 I0 X) \ ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
0 P8 e2 t2 d' }9 }. q, T$ \5 NMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 p" M: W2 ~* k- F, {, O) D9 v2 gLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ! o8 y% C, `; f# h' o
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 I' f- H* p4 ?1 U9 `; |Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : y# C3 R& T6 S0 e, r# o
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ F4 \5 l9 b ^Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ y$ [9 Y- v% [) m6 g' wHarold: A teacher
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