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( @7 M8 X* g4 H, n3 m4 m; z5 S4 n8 _Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 W" S9 L W. i! i6 ]Maria: Here it is. 5 ]2 F9 c @. J& t% h8 ]
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ o6 b2 {# N2 R% |; m) _
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: r6 W5 G8 ~$ ]3 |; uJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 8 N8 L% }1 G3 l8 x+ [/ H: H
# [" d" K: Q" dTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ E/ }0 {% }: F7 s& M+ I; TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
1 ^2 n: L# d, P8 X& \; _Teacher: No, that's wrong
7 W1 R5 H& r0 pGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
~# R; |1 K( e& C4 e, DDonald: H I J K L M N O. . g+ e3 H0 F _- S5 H7 p5 [
Teacher: What are you talking about? ( x% w" j) y4 S% [' T$ ~" l. F
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - a; C) V2 O& Q1 n1 c3 Z
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
8 G. a2 H8 k v, ]8 Z6 sWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " J7 U4 X2 O# E: _
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " z$ s* A. _3 z/ ~
- B- U# Q! x5 T4 {; |0 b% f" jTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( n! T1 B9 O/ r9 `5 y
Millie: I is...
$ H q/ A' b( y0 W4 z$ ?Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* ]! C5 s4 F* H' G' `* L* O; BMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / ]& z3 L0 _2 S/ w# d) G; h
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' k. e4 _4 m5 k# O/ f0 M4 V
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 1 x7 K+ A5 }$ U6 x
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; d. C O6 s, W0 d' \8 TClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 l4 ]6 ]7 u! p, M" \( s/ [
Harold: A teacher ) K2 R. _0 j) _/ a% P1 B% m
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