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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ O+ L$ _) R" n& Q- c& r7 gMaria: Here it is. ?5 F N$ U j
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 N8 D% u$ K- C7 n& U! D
Class: Maria.
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" y9 L2 n1 F- W3 E% N. HTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 ?: v& L& B3 p4 b" v, e
John: You told me to do it without using tables. $ L1 U" A. B. }0 s; q5 j
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" ?! i( [; |# U! R$ t& U6 M& qGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - I$ R# @: g+ ^$ S) e
Teacher: No, that's wrong
: k; J! _6 U4 l2 S/ \Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? / U: U! a3 K9 u. q5 j6 J
Donald: H I J K L M N O. - {8 a: u' t5 p" i1 q, U
Teacher: What are you talking about?
j* I; E4 v/ f4 Q1 ?" f8 s) m# WDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. + V+ s0 b8 [" `+ t' `( t) n
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ ]5 T1 q. B4 J4 O& aGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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: }: F, x* T) j4 UTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 r" p5 p* s4 U7 a1 Y- GMillie: I is...
+ _ \# T- l) |! C# o2 ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
# l* W& {- X- j! a, P1 c4 l/ aMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." , B# _# m+ N( Q* Y
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ a, r+ x1 f- WLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! h ~' e" o) C: _( ~, e4 x
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , l4 E$ A% t r/ U* M9 Q
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) O& B1 T4 ^; n2 E8 v' u/ f9 P
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . `1 k E! A4 O. T* F' w' g( b. s
, D8 h0 w- T w5 u0 xTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 4 x0 E+ v5 ~3 D8 h, `
Harold: A teacher * q: a5 R1 _; c9 D9 u3 C
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