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( V* D6 l" Z9 P8 OTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
2 B% g/ Q* C8 m. A6 PMaria: Here it is. 3 c1 ^. G. @3 a4 y$ i
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 }9 @& P4 B- H% w# i
Class: Maria.
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( _, B( W9 f5 H0 Y. N: ^4 u7 K0 iTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! p, F; @ B# S
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : M+ h' y, y( I1 a3 B
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
2 _$ M1 O" E1 i$ U. t9 \Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - \3 x4 E- Q( q2 R) C" b
Teacher: No, that's wrong
; r T7 l2 V/ M, f8 u! z- T/ WGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 2 N! g6 s4 o9 E* E" Z1 T6 w
" D( g+ |6 h% c" M7 _# V# eTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # n' M+ k/ Y& O: t' I, D
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ' J2 @' B$ x9 ?. D' `, m8 E
Teacher: What are you talking about?
1 _) t/ T4 |7 a% X. r& CDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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9 m( U. X2 ^, o' Q3 dTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 R' ~" n% ?! P$ b- |7 _1 m. A
Winnie: Me!
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6 @! s% C6 x' M% a# n; ?Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? + B) e2 R3 Y4 }$ }; F
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ ]" y4 I# R4 }# X
& J6 Z5 G4 y, g2 ZTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 k5 V$ S" s6 ?
Millie: I is... 3 u) Q! }# y! x1 C* `) G
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
8 S3 `, e: z" u5 MMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 u: I/ ` w1 _, T& I! j
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) W7 k; F! m. o) {$ L/ F
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : n# z7 h$ f* n* k& l! B; s
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 }% N) @* E% w/ [0 ? ?Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 e- @+ t n; GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 E1 t6 s' c5 v5 s
Harold: A teacher
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