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& D5 c+ V, \+ |7 x j1 nTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 h- W v. g! [2 e
Maria: Here it is. ' ], L7 \/ C: g$ u
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
1 ]$ l! N `/ O/ `Class: Maria. 1 n4 P/ E( O8 j9 P6 F3 B' H0 O# J
4 U- u3 Z9 V8 ]) w# {Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 L* w! O7 Z- c% ?6 W0 j# y# w. x0 _- nJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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, ~8 B: s- P; E0 L8 vTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" + O# S# w# c! g! I0 ~+ W
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / s( Q* j% Z3 F
Teacher: No, that's wrong
. [/ k1 R0 o! L! b* \Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, X/ I8 G; d& f5 S3 FDonald: H I J K L M N O. ) k6 n6 Q5 L @. d
Teacher: What are you talking about? # I( [7 }% K! z a; Q2 w+ v
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 M6 p; r) G! D1 j2 z
" S$ c- c+ b$ V0 S, F( L V; `0 \Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' `9 A$ I. t' r! b- O) a# L. }Winnie: Me! 8 B0 P9 W0 ?- z& T$ ]+ n# [
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? , d+ C0 Q' Y& ^5 t. j3 P
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . i) P3 I0 L3 Z# H; b5 {0 b8 O
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
; B! X; K6 {8 U# h) YMillie: I is...
, `! Z7 J+ M. p) ` G1 \Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 H ]3 k( _. r6 d8 qMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " ?7 J* i+ t. n( z8 [: O, x
# K% P! m) J! A4 _ VTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
. r+ ?! j" q1 y1 @4 \# x7 {. B. S9 VLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! I) v O% d; g; D7 l
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! A+ R8 y N# R/ C4 t* E3 }
y; Q1 L9 J% `Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( C% z; ]- p8 U N' f1 i: t
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " o3 N3 h: L& @# U
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
& {0 z; {! k# uHarold: A teacher 4 r5 ~9 s7 P( m$ z, T9 p7 p7 \
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