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9 e5 \6 g* Z* V$ g; E H3 R" jTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 A' q- z3 \- m2 X& j( }3 D
Maria: Here it is. 7 `2 Z3 r2 `+ ]) o( f
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
' S' Q. s$ E. w4 X6 wClass: Maria. 5 y/ j; z# {% c0 A
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + G d8 [( t+ d" p- E. f' F
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 l- v% p3 \( x/ Y3 yTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ; L# r. q, ~7 n8 ?: m9 t" b( F8 o
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 e7 c- ?8 H6 K- u5 p; C( d4 ~7 G1 zTeacher: No, that's wrong
2 s! G+ k! P3 o- `- l, `! \! B0 }Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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$ k8 a9 B0 H$ N" o" |% o4 w5 TTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ( Z! @& |: B0 `
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ( ?, {1 e- g$ X% x7 Y: u
Teacher: What are you talking about?
4 G+ t/ j) k9 f. t0 gDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 h% i* I% [1 d% T- l; w& J9 Y0 n( f
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 p3 U$ x" h4 A4 E8 U! p$ C" w' v
Winnie: Me! 8 I" k7 Q: H) c$ _- l( K
% `( z) @; U1 ] x* NTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
% r7 T6 H+ l2 }( u' ]Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 2 `+ D( O p9 M! G
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 ]; c& B, l# F; r- R$ u# G0 ]' ZMillie: I is... # o- u- E& ]0 A: |
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 2 l1 m! v, R$ E
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 7 G/ v# b4 _, h
$ \5 I" p4 o! Z) d( y" UTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & @6 z; } q8 |7 o5 a
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ) a0 `: R- p* c8 [9 X
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 M+ D6 K! z1 o- k; z& a
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; t6 k+ w# P9 r2 A4 ?2 S! T, P. |
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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: ~. n, G3 L+ P0 C1 sTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " Z" v0 b4 T0 `) v7 h4 i+ a
Harold: A teacher / J' ~$ }* N( q _9 k' V. q) ]
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