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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. & E' z, A# k% q; M
Maria: Here it is.
6 J, R# \5 C- i5 g- H7 t. ZTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; }5 ], t( Y7 }0 U" W) z/ BClass: Maria. ) n' z- i( l* o1 l: Z
% W4 j* g5 T1 uTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! Z% ?2 N1 x9 g# V1 U. RJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 n4 R g# E1 p- G9 D0 BTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" - b6 Q3 t/ {" o, p3 X: z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " t4 \3 A; J( F( J% x/ s
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' o+ j; I; ?, Z7 E- r! E5 @8 |
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 @9 r% l6 M( }2 p
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 y% ?9 H- N0 O7 N( m( }4 ~Donald: H I J K L M N O. - W7 g$ u3 @# Y: X
Teacher: What are you talking about? 0 f0 J- c7 M8 P% @" e) }) ? g! k
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 F3 [7 D) B/ N6 A w0 q
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
) ~0 k% u, o5 S) n% HWinnie: Me!
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$ x) U% x' v+ g5 Q/ d7 h& _" @Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' y$ k, j6 \% y* _/ ?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 h- v- k8 G* K5 Z T' V
T/ b, @7 j, t, \7 a. Q; `Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! q1 C- b' Z) |6 F
Millie: I is... * v9 H1 _3 p% W
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 6 I% S% x: [, R2 L V
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* a7 k6 l0 F( y* m5 dTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; T) U [) A9 [8 M: [8 {6 ?: CLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; E ^+ z- Q" U4 f) c( j
' ?; n. v! K5 ~3 Z1 pTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % H' K. F6 S: T0 w5 S
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' [8 J; L/ ]8 s6 ^
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 2 @2 R( b( {; O, q* t5 X% h3 N; Z( C" P
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ ~1 Y. L$ Z$ {% T7 n% k) e7 U0 YHarold: A teacher 6 W' b+ E: q* Y: |, e) O- o e
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