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) F' i) @8 H) @6 F# Y& O" I8 NTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 q6 E/ }$ P# j) |
Maria: Here it is.
. [, I! Q; l1 H4 nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? - O4 ^9 E9 V$ Z1 ~1 U7 X
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 q k, x7 E! y G
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 B# J1 O& V/ E& N* M: n8 G
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- |: |5 n* G( v0 f4 Z$ MGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 A) ^2 {; w* a+ s5 d
Teacher: No, that's wrong ! B- i, {# L0 d; V5 i- e5 q; @1 |6 u
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. $ M- e& L% C. y4 M3 ~( p: v
$ Y1 a3 ^' m8 Q- ETeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Y# s+ D: u, hDonald: H I J K L M N O.
4 ]: l3 Q6 q% [' sTeacher: What are you talking about? / @2 g( w' K( V" i
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + H0 I" V$ d' |/ l
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, o1 j7 ~) a$ x5 o7 P! l1 C; _, @Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) H3 _7 w! Y" I" f ]0 ~) LGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 0 |9 n |$ |0 A+ P
! ^* D8 K) V+ g+ E: I$ u4 {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. D2 L1 i) D, C- @2 D0 H7 x- }# y! b6 uMillie: I is... : B. o6 w. W4 ^
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 @5 h' i3 m9 }
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 0 o: f* _9 n% \( ~9 N5 O- ]
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . U) t& O: R5 P% @& A4 }0 D
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. * V* t* [) R1 F% r% ]
8 I6 h, u2 c, s+ _" mTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" u& a. Y) e, F. DSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + C( f: g; Q: P( i2 R
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' k6 m. f* R* y; o# e- YClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ^ J1 S/ y2 E% `
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ x$ B7 j3 M( h* E. r( nHarold: A teacher
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