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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ M4 @9 S; D0 i/ _4 d2 h4 M9 z5 p% fMaria: Here it is.
  t# M; @( q& nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 {: _, F4 F" JClass: Maria. ! Z, C3 S  b$ G& f  U% e# g, t

& C1 D6 j# o: d7 X7 Q. YTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 l' {$ l7 c) E8 J8 N2 mJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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$ l1 u/ ^0 m) b& S, M- rTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 P) y, U% A* n, S& S& h& l9 hGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , {( ]8 E( o* A: V% T; l
Teacher: No, that's wrong
: u, A* P5 b! x( N5 X8 R7 EGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 r8 W1 ?4 [3 D2 r9 @2 G) d* d8 L7 kDonald: H I J K L M N O. . ]$ h/ e( ~6 }3 K
Teacher: What are you talking about? : s/ Y$ g" W. t/ x, t9 G/ S
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ j# r+ H. X. [) M, ZWinnie: Me!
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6 q+ k# D6 z+ [, _% V5 l0 Z: G) vTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( M2 k9 F0 v3 e$ s1 d4 QGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & e! v. b0 O6 ^1 T
Millie: I is...
3 q0 h# [+ @5 H# rTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ L6 z9 v; _4 p9 N2 OMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % m' W4 h; W' v0 O4 S  W
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 c$ H" p+ y$ [: r! C. P6 LLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - s# b" B! F" `$ h' Q$ @
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& i$ r$ H: k4 h9 u, USimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 M  Y* J" P2 G: ^) |
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ! _2 S" A9 S; \: J
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 j) t9 e( W( g) ]
Harold: A teacher
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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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, Q( ~1 n) {8 w4 }& IThe last one is GREAT!
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