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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * @2 l2 D5 o0 O/ V) v6 E% j
Maria: Here it is.
5 j0 x; }/ @3 m* v& L+ B/ U( LTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
! L& `$ C) m- k$ S0 KClass: Maria. 8 R' ~- [+ i1 s9 t1 P
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
o2 F" l5 C% FJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 \9 f5 C/ ~- ?7 h' p5 g, x
* P$ b% G( E6 C& m* KTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! R, m. N% g! ?! _/ |$ X* x* kGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 [# t2 p$ R0 p o6 e4 [. GTeacher: No, that's wrong 3 E7 ~6 ~- }/ w7 a
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 G1 m3 X& j2 {# H6 f! l$ @
" v$ u" t- t) QTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
T( H: ~$ {6 y& s0 wDonald: H I J K L M N O. 9 D9 r1 X1 I& L0 u8 r% w6 n
Teacher: What are you talking about? 4 F1 |9 _# A" }3 G
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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* A) V" q( U. y. S4 }Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( O5 h6 X/ O9 K/ X5 T! N4 @2 {Winnie: Me!
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& z" U4 R: u) u* m {* V: TTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 [6 F# n: D) K7 L
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , s* S; P0 x0 a% W S+ J9 ~
, A P+ U+ [+ `1 f$ { f1 O5 YTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
5 H0 d" Y, E0 d0 yMillie: I is...
3 r) c5 M T' d, i! U3 _% FTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: d8 Z6 k4 r* [+ M I) e. UMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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. f- V' ~/ C$ }! ]Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! T5 k4 i. o' [
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 t5 m& J. N* K
Y# J ^8 k4 F/ p9 x: ?% B' gTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" |3 ~7 J" f3 h% ^! P$ s3 wSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , v" S: a y6 S# u$ L
) D; |$ {) L+ g% W, ?Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 q5 H0 f r6 a4 r) ^' uClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & B' H& s/ t' u% m1 t
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( E& w0 E& R% Q2 k6 sHarold: A teacher
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