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, r D" v0 x* s* U) P6 ~& r# KTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. # R) B$ C" J* ?* a) @( W$ a
Maria: Here it is.
5 A; Y, H. ]3 J3 H! nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
) v- u/ B8 t5 rClass: Maria. & E9 k7 P8 B+ }3 h( r. o$ {+ T
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 s9 Y: n7 O2 y3 uJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ( s* ~, y/ E8 u7 e" J0 X7 X+ V
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; s) h7 C! R3 P/ ~: J9 jTeacher: No, that's wrong " {% r7 ?5 `- h* M' L5 o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 V; E3 G6 X$ r2 }( l
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ b9 L5 u4 x* D$ i
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 1 o& E& k6 _2 G% t* |
Teacher: What are you talking about?
' \, ~1 M# _* O+ O8 eDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 o& {( C& V! \6 g/ b5 Y. yTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ) @ R% [- d6 x7 N: @ }1 ?
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( S" Z$ M- n& |5 {Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. ?! [" B0 h% }: ], v* OTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# b8 ?/ T1 j/ q/ yMillie: I is... - L$ _- R$ D9 |3 X2 W
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: q6 ~9 A2 O1 RMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( {% w! l2 M: [6 H- W7 \
; Y% I/ A# C, f: U8 ?( l m; ZTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, n! p" g( D8 X; r& h iLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : O8 ?$ D: ?$ o1 @# Y7 \
& f: }% W$ z o6 y/ ^Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 f+ b0 T; |8 R8 E% C) O. T! ?Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ) q9 Z3 K9 X) j2 K
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - }$ k2 N2 ^5 v8 s1 W2 ~) I
Harold: A teacher
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