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6 n. L( d5 g4 r' oTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % ?* L% _5 L. E
Maria: Here it is. + I! L4 O3 S0 G* a5 h7 E/ X
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
w6 h: @3 t7 s; l! `8 R C, ]Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, G! L; E: C3 s3 S& d2 {/ @John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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" ~5 S/ [1 S/ n# NTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 x8 E# |) J0 N( \( G( gGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
b3 T" f) d, `& }Teacher: No, that's wrong ; d2 C+ |$ |- q" ?2 _2 x+ T
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # W0 `6 ~7 r7 P" k
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! o4 c$ w8 u$ c8 ^" V' U
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
/ U+ o3 D0 [' ~- w+ t9 o- jTeacher: What are you talking about?
$ D C+ Z6 f5 jDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; x- Y C, `+ g& A# z
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - a7 s7 Z% |1 T8 b/ d- z
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? " l8 Y4 t( g U8 h6 f% G
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( R6 Y( F" c) q/ G
. c3 x0 H" y! Q, `( _Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
$ i+ _4 z, ~. y9 U7 ~5 A9 \Millie: I is... 8 | T9 h$ g" I# w1 f' E/ w
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 6 Z& y# _5 Q, i+ T
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 {* C# W) Q% s+ ?, ]
; [' d: c+ g- T- ?8 k- X5 d C; N) MTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 {6 ~: i5 a# w. d; W
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 G6 ]5 s- Z/ S& PTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 J5 [7 q8 O( o9 F
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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' y. y* L7 F+ L! K4 ETeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; u" w1 L2 q3 zClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! E' J0 @7 r5 d7 ]( S; l
Harold: A teacher
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