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& P) Z& v3 j- [8 UTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( e( o( W3 p( \/ x0 H
Maria: Here it is.
% O% }# X( N2 W8 a: M8 STeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 6 W+ x$ q' I- ]" W( h% M
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 M9 r2 c% C* ^" J0 {2 QJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. , Z/ Q+ g K7 A" W" U( y; O0 R
6 q/ b, b) z6 I; S$ I* A4 r- r$ T7 [& rTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" : \9 J- m; V: y6 Y7 w! g) D# W
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
8 ~( `# V* U- q Z3 V% pTeacher: No, that's wrong
5 H+ H$ Y6 H, t& o0 r( D. s4 SGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 Q1 ^5 ]& j7 H! w" W
6 y) h/ u) `- |9 E$ A5 ATeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
c6 L. O, V6 W/ k- g5 vDonald: H I J K L M N O.
# n( e3 Y5 J- R+ ^/ }2 @! \7 ITeacher: What are you talking about? % Y+ [$ s) f6 Z% x
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
D0 ~. J% W, L% PWinnie: Me! 1 X- e7 ^3 G, s
5 F& [* V% g/ ^" \2 }Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' ]2 J0 Q3 q- y9 s$ L% {Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& i1 }% ^: I- {3 _: j% S; J1 PTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% P# {4 B S7 e6 z' D4 T7 s& BMillie: I is... 6 ^" k! Z" s6 D4 K% X
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 G- e4 c4 w: J: B% s+ Q
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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, B/ m4 h! b( ~ W5 w) tTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 |( v: T' X/ B, ?. W# _& z" iLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " j1 Z% }/ {: h' T+ @/ }
( a7 r4 C* y8 {9 t2 gTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ m- L9 E) U% y5 t+ |. a1 CSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# v* Q: N4 q0 V% |. q1 z/ p- dTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 c+ ^6 p+ p' p" C. e
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + w' |& l- i3 p4 ^
Harold: A teacher
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