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$ P- `1 Q; n, w5 G1 T1 p; TTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ M n0 ~+ C c2 i* R" _Maria: Here it is.
2 A9 F6 \, F6 K J% bTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- ~$ ~8 R# a3 l, PClass: Maria.
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[" @( a. u7 N' U( e* M$ ] Y7 t* TTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 E0 I- R& E$ C) E6 }
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 t7 y) X, {& ~) \. Z: e) y
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! n/ C- w/ g$ i" s/ B! s
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" + Z$ K6 q% e0 B* g% Y9 _/ N8 `
Teacher: No, that's wrong + Y) l% G6 e6 {$ Z% i& j
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 1 [) I& h- j% e5 m
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ) j( T x7 |/ B4 b9 s6 f# I/ O: L
Teacher: What are you talking about?
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5 X8 R8 e/ {) hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ' Q+ [4 {2 Z- y$ \- p2 \
Winnie: Me! . j: _0 @* J0 {0 F
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 n3 e3 S W2 W& e
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 P4 r/ n1 y; H* t" ^# |6 z
8 f) z) a5 Q2 H" RTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." % Z+ u9 v H; y+ v5 r0 ^4 T( `
Millie: I is... ( }" D$ v8 ?4 V/ y3 o1 x
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." / A* ~( f3 @" E% N0 R& |% t
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 l8 y0 n) A5 A+ O
: B. B* [. e+ j- n& ITeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 7 }! {5 d8 M: t9 p6 \
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 z4 i& V$ p& R0 f) v: K! RSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # k9 U0 P, _( }
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ' Z7 n7 T0 @. D
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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2 r7 }0 Y A, O6 _5 O0 CTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 I- _$ |; R2 U( V
Harold: A teacher 2 k% X; y# ?6 v( E. s
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