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& ^8 L5 L3 H" a% B/ {5 E# NTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , S+ u- I3 a! P9 h
Maria: Here it is.
* \6 I7 C# y/ f$ C- E5 n) L& b5 @* H+ _Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ! U" r+ }) J# H9 Z3 V
Class: Maria.
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! v- J2 I; T9 T9 T9 E0 _) R1 oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( Z+ R5 X" K9 A# ]+ E) oJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. / N/ ^5 G9 f4 p6 V. H# H' s9 W
) a6 C- _9 X! k0 ATeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" L. [& l; K0 {; n, R
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 L; d6 t* K/ H+ k
Teacher: No, that's wrong
4 T4 Q3 t; @/ N% z( p4 WGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ; o) r2 t* {4 \$ z( Z
+ o* Q) p- \" \7 K7 k- J3 Z4 ATeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? n! s- W7 |$ |: w, `
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
7 I" t% l% R4 g5 E1 L5 GTeacher: What are you talking about? ; M2 S# |, k! ?7 H, w/ j
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 G/ |8 n# T: _
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 K, f2 M! c0 i$ ^7 D$ OWinnie: Me! / G; u9 X1 }, H# ?% @- p0 i/ ~4 X
# S' [! H% W: v. X5 s5 nTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
p _0 e& W1 C C0 B4 [: C4 kGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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* e$ O# n' ?2 eTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% }! ?" i. {/ u) l) e! k6 S! CMillie: I is...
7 F4 Y$ m: j' Q: z$ Q, tTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + l; I Q2 P5 ?
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 H5 m% O2 d. P' B. Y
$ S' m; w6 g' m7 c! D$ f# BTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 4 z1 m- H$ O% A% V! |) u3 B' V1 k
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " A( }4 {; M) `* |3 p' H- u; _
; J$ X2 l+ A& o( @- O# B. VTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 1 T. L% h+ S2 w% k
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: b) H0 i5 e& J" A: u: ETeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
! Y y! C' o3 C7 \$ L! [ jClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # t" {2 z: w1 u
Harold: A teacher ) u1 }% }7 h: n4 t
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