Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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; I  p+ O6 J& [  dTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
; \0 Y% y7 u+ W' |  OTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.

+ y7 X3 k6 s5 s) QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
5 B9 s$ D/ a5 ]8 t, eJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
7 n& H' b8 I& tGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 {% [% ?/ H; ~* U5 V2 eTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: a/ B! t+ U4 {* \7 ~3 ]4 bDonald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

  o3 E- n, {0 K' x+ K# T. ?6 _' {7 pTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. b+ H8 r6 _8 L0 YWinnie: Me!

Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
) {6 d5 }) r4 T3 z0 i9 u8 i2 O* m9 tMillie: I is...
/ D: j: S" d5 o7 n& y* z4 `Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

( D6 X$ h4 q( _) _* |' OTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ |- [$ E& W5 R7 x( q: jLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

$ S# u; r# g0 K! Q7 wTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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9 j8 }- E( o4 |% T: KTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% U9 Z$ @% A( o# S5 mHarold: A teacher
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