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* i/ ?; G/ k0 }& L M( sTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
# `* O2 m. ]" T( BMaria: Here it is. * ?+ B/ P* t7 T9 b( F/ H# | ~' `
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 b c6 s& f5 m' Q
Class: Maria. + q5 J. ?. i8 X: G5 K
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( R$ ?' {) h c, t# i) _! ]
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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\" A1 a5 ~7 {0 A" Y! mTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 E; |. b) P0 p5 `Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( T; r% B0 s0 W' ^ W7 WTeacher: No, that's wrong
: X3 W* y8 a7 X$ {1 W% dGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 D( N z6 g. T( L1 MDonald: H I J K L M N O. }. i& B( _. n
Teacher: What are you talking about?
' v6 E7 ? ?. h/ }3 L& x% tDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. $ k0 k x5 o+ t) p) W" l
7 M+ ]4 I" O- {4 u' ^; {2 \$ XTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ! B# C' t8 l1 ]
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& z% p$ ?; q: L- vGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % b$ x; c' K; P; O: F, J+ ?
9 R: `. ?% o; i7 lTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! E. A; K* N6 k l7 V6 `- E+ z- }) ^$ a
Millie: I is...
5 q6 m: C" c. }% V& ]Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." i) b2 `* g+ [# N% n
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 ]+ [$ N z1 _/ A
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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+ R5 ?2 X4 Y4 H' bTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! M2 L1 R+ p& mSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ( k" G& i& w; }; w; ?
S l+ I, q- I2 z4 i' Z( [- QTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 a( D" x' u0 z) y5 P' D% g0 x$ e/ |Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + C2 ]9 _( c+ t4 U( j
) ?+ t* [5 r) G5 rTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 ?3 r, u1 U& h' y6 [) [3 F
Harold: A teacher 5 r- B8 B& ?/ g. x, K
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