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5 ^1 M* p- I9 e; ?+ hTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 7 E! E3 T q e- J3 I) y
Maria: Here it is. 5 W, S% @* Z% Y- e7 g, I1 n
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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; [$ Z. I1 Z' @! {Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 h( C( e; L6 A+ c% Z6 w0 \
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 W- ]) a( l/ r; _2 z" j
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" + I& J% O7 ]" G' Z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ L0 `6 k. Y+ O, E9 r7 F4 mTeacher: No, that's wrong 3 ?- w* |0 b3 e8 r
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 u* R' J: t; q n8 o9 h0 m. ~1 h
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 h9 I% {. P2 W5 v" \* S
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
9 E S4 Q; W5 z4 \; G GTeacher: What are you talking about?
0 q5 I8 X- `6 P/ m! V' TDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! H1 `7 `" M8 J$ ~& D; JWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
2 R* p# k$ V0 E4 ^Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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+ }; c8 u3 o% l' i: C6 CTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / ?% K% W3 z/ c% X: B' p
Millie: I is...
! B- _4 V0 l, zTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' v% c6 {$ r0 IMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " n( B$ e5 H, h) M
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) {9 ^, i b) z; nLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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- L. k0 d) L4 `. A) iTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 z0 d e$ R' F$ v/ I1 s
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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; {) F) O& E: K& E: J3 OTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? . ~" |! J' q2 R( ^. V
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; `7 w0 V9 Q6 s# C3 ]4 E* U
Harold: A teacher 3 w0 u! Y% a0 s/ e
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