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7 J; M" o2 `: k$ ?) kTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& }- Z3 |2 @5 t# [ v# }4 M1 E2 RMaria: Here it is.
5 A5 ?2 f/ E' g, k7 U: k5 {Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; W" J4 v; _' q- O* ]5 ]6 eClass: Maria. 3 F9 o9 T2 a# z
* C: ]2 F4 e. J) T, ]- ?, D$ rTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 p( c4 g- e" ? m
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , l7 U+ T, B' O& u6 R
; a) z2 g) P- W8 {% k" n7 OTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. ? `! N+ r: s* \7 U7 P6 L! VGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
0 I: p& x5 U( n c/ PTeacher: No, that's wrong 3 \' q1 K1 i9 o+ H3 M m3 T9 h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ( d% W0 }1 } Y2 A
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % j C2 ~$ H D. E. b* V7 Z
Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 W4 b$ }1 I$ r; c6 x8 n
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 Z5 @2 s% U, H, u0 i; A6 W
$ s+ t$ t/ P( l9 HTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* c- \3 |1 e! h( P/ j* y+ r9 RWinnie: Me! & Q- J* l/ j& K; ? ]; ^/ r$ c `
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 8 M5 A/ A5 P) o& @& o( m- s2 m
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " ~8 ?- i0 V6 ~8 H# d
Millie: I is... : u- x8 w e3 t3 w, r' o7 x4 G1 X
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 s3 u; d2 r, F* R4 {1 {9 F
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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, t" R5 x9 G( h# u4 A( j- cTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) M+ V! x0 C) ^2 I! e. B% l
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 Q7 U% S$ l2 L; O5 t! t8 l/ zTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 3 l! q4 W7 e8 v- ?# f3 F4 q0 K
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 z& p6 N9 ^) M0 B' u
7 o8 l* n! W# u2 K+ A* vTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? . _' d6 J/ B: A1 Q5 K1 D
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? & l8 w' K( \" C- f
Harold: A teacher 2 R. d. w" O1 I
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