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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ R; y% E# J: y6 h! UMaria: Here it is.
, R. B3 @9 V& Q2 F5 |! FTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ u- P: q; \$ b+ ]( N
Class: Maria. / e/ X! Z# n0 f' W& m
( V. V7 X7 ] A! o! V" JTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ S! P9 y* ]% d9 O. r
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 B6 t( A# V# B
4 {8 U9 E9 d; x. t1 fTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- `% e) d9 F& C8 i( SGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 k8 e- a" Q1 [( f1 f
Teacher: No, that's wrong ( { ~4 p y9 t* ^' E
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 _" W6 J3 `1 ^3 J2 {; R6 L2 |
9 M/ C& L' i' t; eTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + _ Q$ @4 g. `( Q& V
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
1 t G! R7 \4 m: r, R L) B* ZTeacher: What are you talking about?
) H5 Z6 w, o. ~# }; LDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 3 g E5 t# N0 E% a
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 w2 o N1 a" {5 g9 P7 ?# ^
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 5 Q5 R) m( J$ w5 [& c
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 j) g3 k! s2 U4 p C0 Z9 J- gTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . h8 t8 x. N) z
Millie: I is...
6 {" C l6 k* f2 y1 ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; ]# ]6 Z, O1 b1 ?6 C
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : e |* ]0 a8 B
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? + f" _9 A8 {3 t& o$ |8 Q1 m5 l
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 l' m2 @: i! Z6 V) G
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 X. p Q7 O7 H. X: C& W8 O
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( I0 w0 t1 K% r2 Z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ q: a+ l+ Y6 X1 L5 h. c# aHarold: A teacher
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