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" W- K& [8 b: u* }! J' ~; wTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: _6 z& l; j. @7 L% M7 P. eMaria: Here it is. 1 u1 M: K- O2 ^) H9 f8 I$ ]
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 J: o7 t8 }+ d. S! c& E/ ?+ v/ v& N0 ^
Class: Maria. ! Z d ?) M/ @' G9 V# _& W
% Y0 v1 U5 T! F" ?: zTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ g1 L8 f; R5 K: A$ pJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 v$ L, T' ^+ ?; ^$ F) `; jGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ Y0 o" F* r$ F: Y2 B# W' ], E" ^
Teacher: No, that's wrong 8 O8 r4 o& K$ K) ^
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ t- J+ M! G+ v$ Y& F# T( l' B7 o
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
( j' v$ L1 K! p( d- l$ T7 OTeacher: What are you talking about? - N; b+ Z$ D5 I& V v3 b& \& z2 \' m
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: Q. @) L. v( t UTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 G9 I# B8 @3 f; l8 [2 X1 eWinnie: Me!
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& K9 P4 X. u! ZTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . I1 I% S; j+ ^- V5 f. G
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# s8 v( E5 | i) l. K& v/ T* U9 ^Millie: I is...
6 B; p9 D' F$ n% @7 U; BTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." & S" l7 G0 o" c. j9 \2 j9 O6 m" r; ~# f
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 2 }. v% e, ~( a/ v4 r
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ O5 s) u* ]$ }- M; a5 R; D
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 9 E3 I! M8 I1 p( f1 ^
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ Y$ d9 H; _( b" N' tSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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6 ^0 N* e2 y* Y; W* P& R3 S. pTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? - W+ Z* D& f! W7 o& _4 E
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , J) t/ ?+ \( u! g! }) Y3 @# g
Harold: A teacher
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