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: l; i M+ S9 {7 l+ YTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ L# u4 I( f' ]Maria: Here it is.
& D1 N/ P `+ M& V6 ^Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ c$ H) N2 l2 s: a
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 `5 Y3 \1 m4 @ \. k- }0 D+ X2 F W
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 L' p2 D5 {8 d1 n
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; _" _/ c! C7 E0 `' I- `0 i
Teacher: No, that's wrong
# q% h, x+ n. M* {5 GGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ' G/ u+ M( V4 _0 u
9 C& m" Z+ O/ f) F' o* BTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) Y9 c( } D) @ ]/ h, \Donald: H I J K L M N O.
1 \; t, W' n/ U* |4 L% \* DTeacher: What are you talking about? 1 C; c/ [6 y: E, V4 y9 X0 g
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # M5 }- b& {2 g
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 P8 k- B8 u1 _+ [2 }5 c0 a1 `0 ]
Winnie: Me! : Q1 J* `0 W' e1 s1 D' z; o( D
: M- Y! \$ w1 j% j/ P, T5 [$ UTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' n' [- L1 W9 X. @( h2 [
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 S* ]' ~* P2 J6 C* y; @ v
+ D% ?! j$ d9 x( Q' STeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' E+ N7 a- [ M) T% zMillie: I is...
+ K/ f" V% { i$ M% u5 x H$ GTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 q* e c( g8 D& t
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? & H' Z- Z6 o2 n2 V& d2 h* E% E; n
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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$ r+ w" l1 \/ O$ Q9 e' j$ NTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 Z$ I0 |% h! q, P- L! GSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' Y$ w8 N! V2 I$ r% ^- a; cClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % P1 \+ I% G8 ]! U
Harold: A teacher
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