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& ?, a& C. E, i. H3 {Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; q- U' \: {& Y0 l( m3 k8 g7 f
Maria: Here it is.
- x+ m5 r& n# h9 L& gTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* u4 O& ?, I5 }9 T7 g NClass: Maria. 6 M8 ], e9 g" z& s) a- Z
+ U& S7 x1 G( ~- ?! l! y5 O$ S; @Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
D$ [7 [* j8 C/ v+ R9 g- v( W/ XJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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$ T; f [+ q+ ?9 P0 d$ ~% UTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; `8 m5 G( W( H) Z3 Y0 i- _% FGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , p+ }$ _ ?/ W) i- s
Teacher: No, that's wrong
0 G. _7 q3 I( r/ j! P: IGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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, v _* p1 U0 v6 B6 |4 zTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 2 B8 }4 U2 R! Y3 D" Z" E, s5 m
Donald: H I J K L M N O. % [, a+ X$ J9 S, `$ A |
Teacher: What are you talking about? - i- L' Q3 S( F; f) {8 i. y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( m e# P9 W. @0 O2 {Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 m5 {% e7 S2 m* |( \
Winnie: Me! # u- U* b6 I* a1 N/ F
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 m4 |5 e- N. _7 _3 Z- T- J
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 0 j+ J6 y7 n* P4 u5 W
) L4 Z6 v& h/ n: m3 Y/ {Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 P! n) Z: g! q8 K/ V2 CMillie: I is...
8 f- o& n* n c( F9 b: t# MTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* ]( R3 K( F2 {( d1 b$ X6 S, i4 ~2 AMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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: r+ b; }( v/ q( T- zTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 A% Z% R% I9 K5 F6 J
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( K4 n! }/ o; @ K9 {* _
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ g8 I0 I& u, O+ E( OSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 H0 I% P0 L, H; |6 H/ \4 KClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. # S8 }0 ?6 }/ T0 o
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 {$ [. J9 w2 D- l% B! P
Harold: A teacher
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