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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 0 e3 c4 I) v2 p
Maria: Here it is.
' E, d+ U) C2 ?, G* ^) M* {Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 o$ }" ^4 d2 C- j
John: You told me to do it without using tables. # n! h$ r) w- C" p/ x& T
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 R3 m0 p: D' D8 e+ vGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ r+ U/ o' C& ETeacher: No, that's wrong ) G8 I! i* N! Q
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 `3 e# o, \$ U0 n- g9 a
* `1 p9 ]! W$ x! N8 RTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 \5 b0 n3 c; r0 Z/ S6 X; JDonald: H I J K L M N O. 4 C2 ~8 J1 ~4 h' g; G% F
Teacher: What are you talking about? y9 e) h5 i8 L' x
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. A. e3 F/ p. j" f4 qTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 o( O/ P+ s: v! M- i- d
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 U+ M0 V) N* h' EGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 |3 t4 ^. F" m% U* i; hMillie: I is... " K: G& {8 i7 d2 v& G/ i* Y \
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
0 b' }1 P# k, |) BMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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% ~0 H0 m* \; b( Q4 ^7 f! |Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ r% a& A; K' _1 _; G v& R* _4 pLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 X. y) f# H# d5 E4 ^$ pTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 s' }% j. u4 C
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 1 @" _, W* X& S# n8 z/ e( K
9 N6 k- o( U' X: U3 U5 V0 _Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? g. m1 l/ \) p& U6 ]* b8 w3 X
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 O9 W+ o0 b0 f" b6 C
1 Q. Z, g# G0 R$ W6 pTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
- _4 I! x/ X% f. QHarold: A teacher : I0 G! u. p# Y- E ]4 B+ I
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