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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 4 n- E7 M6 d( I# c0 e2 g; H
Maria: Here it is. 8 z) S' ]+ K4 h2 t) f6 F. J+ c; O. g3 W5 G
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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( k1 u' f& ]& I/ ^7 j" }4 qTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 x3 o4 J( _6 W3 b+ J
John: You told me to do it without using tables. $ Q+ W8 N p2 W; y
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . Q' X" c _$ Q1 y! A- w, k8 a
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ ^. Q: R t% FTeacher: No, that's wrong
" ~. N" R) z2 b/ ?1 G ~" U: EGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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6 L) v; @: B0 B4 wTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 K. i' B1 P( q0 j1 s# H
Donald: H I J K L M N O. i8 O) @! }' ]3 Q
Teacher: What are you talking about?
$ |6 l6 R6 `! }# B4 MDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 U3 e2 A: Q) O7 e+ [1 hTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' {# N0 X! U# {6 ]7 a ?4 D7 J+ bWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 c, m( H( w& a) ?2 y0 SGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 I! p8 h! L6 y/ c9 h$ i
Millie: I is... 0 ^- ^$ W% [/ [' e" Z3 G9 h
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + V! ^, N4 s: }- g' v4 n
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' A( s, W( ~4 ?( n0 u0 Q
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- F8 B- Y0 h3 HLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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C6 {0 h; e) `& j8 T1 zTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& d& W. n' F4 ]Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - z9 w) w7 }* i
# I9 u9 L& W5 l. A; |% rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 q8 f: o+ C8 ^, `
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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! u0 s/ [6 P& K6 A/ s. WTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 V* v. X1 k6 T6 D/ @Harold: A teacher ; s4 ]! @, f, E5 G
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