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; O1 ~8 ^% S, \Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / g# U7 ~) y: {: l0 o
Maria: Here it is.
; N7 Y+ c& l/ P1 A* R$ nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? % I9 l7 y2 q, p, |
Class: Maria.
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& L# S; i; K P: i# iTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / u+ U2 {$ Q; C$ {% w! m
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ! ~/ R- O+ J& ~% X7 U8 J5 z' e
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
* Q2 M8 Y& E3 tGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ^6 ~' p _0 P1 p
Teacher: No, that's wrong
" `4 w8 t& o2 ~2 t6 z6 F! ~Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 t9 i E4 t* v. v8 y
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: g$ o: o. p. B% H4 pDonald: H I J K L M N O. # E5 a5 o& J5 k& C
Teacher: What are you talking about? # a+ j' s' b1 n; b) p6 i
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 D0 K3 K' `8 s5 L* _0 L
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 T( S& ]8 i% X, r: C. zWinnie: Me! ; Z6 m# p4 @" _$ E
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # l9 a- g+ f) f
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( V: Z& i5 y! ^5 {1 Q
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " r/ B3 V7 O. R) T4 O8 W' U+ l1 h8 C
Millie: I is...
) m: `) p; F/ L1 A [; bTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." & Y& N8 V( ]0 m; J$ t* _
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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1 h. e' {& X0 j! cTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: y0 E. ]2 i* NLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # @. y$ W, Z* I$ T7 Q" l: i9 t! E
2 w3 H4 t* C; b- i8 s F9 a/ t0 W" _Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
% ^8 C" w5 B$ Q0 T1 _Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 8 Z5 {/ ?6 i4 x5 G" V, s
; Q1 T4 }# \6 ]$ ]Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 e$ p5 {% Z7 h5 A2 o0 \) A7 nClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 N" X0 {- ]( K: h) T* e
- o" b2 I4 D% @Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? * Z5 V$ \9 L1 L8 c
Harold: A teacher 7 |4 E' g1 I+ E7 ^0 g
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