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% ]. n( J5 o5 o/ }& eTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
J$ F& O7 H) E0 E( W5 N3 ?Maria: Here it is.
6 t: w+ ^: W1 u9 BTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 _ P: {1 H C: C
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; L% Y6 s$ Z: C
John: You told me to do it without using tables. # M' K0 q' j! n5 h0 \
& V9 {. B3 w5 _! V; g0 UTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" c' v1 j' s) p1 q( [Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / U' q9 h! E2 J) L6 r
Teacher: No, that's wrong 7 _5 _3 T- A5 ?0 c; l
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! f% E3 B; a/ L" p- p
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 w8 N: [5 j2 n0 RDonald: H I J K L M N O. % I" ]7 w& i+ ^3 N& j
Teacher: What are you talking about? 6 [" b4 p: F) L. N
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! ^ k3 K" R; M7 W2 |/ Z: eWinnie: Me!
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) Z6 g4 x% b/ u& J, L+ {Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' ~- k1 F; I* v4 W& QGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ H1 o7 i4 k0 }Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! p/ O+ {, \/ j! I- ]7 W6 ~8 _Millie: I is... 8 w7 o) D! E" O4 l6 m: D# L# ?
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." & q+ G R& a% r9 S! Q/ ]1 N
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 9 m$ @" e7 i) }9 @+ T
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * ^8 B! t$ U3 t) `! H
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 5 ]) C/ @0 P' ~2 A4 r
! K1 _/ S* } E: v% h9 YTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 3 I* [* i+ J# ]: z. [. M
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ E/ G4 J/ U& UTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? $ ~/ F" E6 r& E/ o3 V4 Z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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1 X7 y1 g8 f% m$ q& f" KTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ [7 n) A0 ^2 W; @8 C7 THarold: A teacher
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