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[" k* f$ Z! k2 @+ `3 w2 gTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 O2 P5 g# W( F+ `" I
Maria: Here it is. / Y5 P$ B' o2 F9 S$ E
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 N% b! ?7 k$ X+ Z9 Z7 J5 x
Class: Maria. % E, e, S( n. r7 j
/ w0 T, g9 b3 H% m8 nTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' k& k+ Z% s3 c8 V5 N4 j
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 d. j" L' y/ {) g- }/ J3 \
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & y1 C+ |, z9 y9 ?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : d# N! S" z! ]& I
Teacher: No, that's wrong , a" U& s- }; v8 ^3 R0 j" L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * \/ D* y. Q& {8 b! J. h" U0 a
+ Z" j: J' e! Z3 B3 BTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # E6 o, ^2 R1 ~0 B7 W- y
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 9 D6 t5 ?' S) D
Teacher: What are you talking about?
) J# k |7 x& iDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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* f5 O+ Q3 [! ~1 ZTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 L5 y- Z3 Q8 `) e7 ~
Winnie: Me! 2 {; Z6 q4 A% v5 |- J4 S: ]/ L% t" Q
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 L9 A+ d# x! f/ G
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' ?8 i- m8 @. f( w9 OMillie: I is...
8 x% z' Q0 ?. o) fTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 k L& d6 k& J8 x T: Z$ ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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1 d( G) J2 X$ A* RTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 5 q0 x7 z; A; T* ^ t( m# V6 @2 o; W
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' z0 f1 O/ m7 t" D
1 A$ o& b1 N7 UTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 ~7 G; k/ k* w p. |Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / c, h# ]& _/ v. m2 k* W+ M' n
2 F: m" n% _2 C% N1 H5 D. B STeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 K/ `! T3 t7 y( n
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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5 O( @" S* T5 g- I" E: dTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 4 a8 _: h9 F$ K( K# u2 G; |, X
Harold: A teacher 1 e9 ]$ e p6 \8 B# ]9 y
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