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7 [% l9 d: x! }Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
8 ~6 r' l' c" {! @ Q4 d3 M" YMaria: Here it is.
; C2 w6 b& |* @" n$ E( k8 S& L5 U1 ATeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # W/ \5 f2 N* L; U9 H
Class: Maria. # ]9 l$ ?* m$ j+ d7 A) a
- x2 r+ w) Z7 G$ S$ O8 z3 FTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 z1 B4 W g. N" c* t4 r/ J W
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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$ X5 g) z8 B/ {Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" G D9 i* Z' zGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- y6 }' X1 F& H7 U+ R4 E; hTeacher: No, that's wrong # P5 F9 A9 O) k* W3 Q: W; a6 I8 R
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ o& k) H' `3 {' L% mTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) Z# c i6 _$ }9 |* i# DDonald: H I J K L M N O.
; D/ |0 ]. |6 ^+ `, o& \- jTeacher: What are you talking about?
1 p; E+ K2 f3 X% k) mDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & l, Z, r% z6 I
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . r" m- f+ S: U3 }, e! q' g( [* D
Winnie: Me! ! L" w3 P8 Y* m' Q: U
2 F% f% ]* @& nTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . d4 ]" h7 M2 n
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 4 N# K# ] O8 ^( o; d! W" x
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 u6 v, ~7 ?: ]) j4 T8 @Millie: I is... ; u& \5 l; d+ E7 @, e" |! q) y
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; Y8 F. O; O2 U+ k/ g+ b$ e7 FMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& w3 z1 o% y9 n( r' B# Q3 GLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 n" }3 X6 B! s/ F& J
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) J- x' D% O# QSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ) `5 j1 s% @& M
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" D$ M5 e& t% KClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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3 z @1 E$ X' d4 F4 RTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , V* s9 K7 G( w% G. u, F
Harold: A teacher
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