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" x7 C- ]% p+ |Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: ^% e5 ]7 P6 V2 Z& B$ Z% U) ?+ h* hMaria: Here it is. & ^. ?; _4 m6 |; ~$ {( Y- l2 O
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 6 X. U3 e, T6 a4 F% [+ x. C
Class: Maria. # {' x3 a0 j/ v* e. g0 }5 x, b# x
( L( M0 R/ W9 `2 QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! D( g9 r; c" z4 n+ M, C. p" d. vJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 1 T8 F$ R0 H0 N4 l2 O) L
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & S4 T/ L9 P' |2 ?" I, @6 z
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
. `5 y5 M) \5 l: b1 zTeacher: No, that's wrong
6 V4 R0 \5 k+ F! N5 p% @Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . |3 E8 ?, Q- x) X& r
Donald: H I J K L M N O. : W2 C4 ^ W2 }) w" B! z$ E. p: A
Teacher: What are you talking about? * D( t- d+ h! T5 \
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , d v; B, y5 b) y9 H X: b4 @: d
- W z) i6 H* V1 O5 _$ R: lTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. " A" `8 n/ r! E- D% T
Winnie: Me!
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3 m X, ` s! i. F7 B" l, C, w sTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. \! x* X# X8 ?1 a5 zGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 S% {* S L4 z. I
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * X9 G. e4 }/ X+ s8 X- n
Millie: I is...
2 k6 S8 H) H0 @5 [Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% k3 H& I1 p8 Z: u* `# a1 aMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 r8 B; `6 q5 g( i- h: {; O
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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l }0 K D/ L5 fTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 0 N9 L/ l/ p5 I: @: ]- s
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" u) C3 G% ~) E) {; L8 m9 PClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + C# V" @) z' f7 B4 c. M
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? / F0 W. L) q+ [1 T3 h6 c- P- f
Harold: A teacher
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