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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. U7 b2 Q0 T O+ M# b
Maria: Here it is. 5 p; ?+ D: g; e% F8 F
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / j# d& N) r |, J7 ~/ m$ v
Class: Maria. 8 \" f, Q1 x9 j; q+ |! c
, ?1 ?& ~. _9 M% m7 i% q4 aTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) T) O0 h) O6 u6 e. E7 Q) J% ^John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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9 x/ r* r5 W- ?/ \& _ O1 Y) L$ {Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' j$ D$ |7 x* V) V
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 `1 F+ V: T$ z+ E' P* o$ y
Teacher: No, that's wrong
1 K+ l+ d) F% E# w0 iGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! N& X% |( ?5 s6 [% Y7 R
0 L/ t4 t2 M# zTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. `' t2 ?2 [2 ~6 z& N& pDonald: H I J K L M N O.
% J, v) i7 x9 ~ o# d4 F$ ~, [1 a5 D2 DTeacher: What are you talking about? 5 A0 S# ]1 x. u& y$ \" j
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . O8 c& n8 m. E, \6 I# G# p
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 r% y6 v0 T1 `% A- X$ l8 G
Winnie: Me! / {9 U8 h j) f$ n+ _' i
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ d: h$ g+ y! a4 S$ yGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& w) D1 A& n& |# E6 T/ \Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' s0 u1 `: F* k# c, Y% N- {Millie: I is...
9 Z) q" B- D) h: p- C# ?7 [5 zTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' Z' }6 g5 |6 X8 i- x
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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# J) A2 I2 `* E, p% K8 ]: RTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
( z. J1 \. w- t5 oLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. h2 r3 {; K- a7 [9 Y6 }Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ F2 ^8 w! g/ e- o, Q RClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + W6 t* T; R+ p2 C$ i" m* f! W
9 D; B' @; ~; V) H& j- eTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + k0 J( y8 X0 M1 o
Harold: A teacher , V5 O3 H$ I% K& S" K
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