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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" S. p( x% n7 j3 K: v$ U* {Maria: Here it is.
/ z0 d! l2 Z. ]6 R7 N, ZTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
6 ^6 E( m3 R" m+ AClass: Maria.
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2 I( Z& J* R0 NTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% J8 k6 z5 y: WJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. : H O$ H8 S; m0 r
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" V: ^% L0 D3 y& \/ b& J/ n7 y2 L7 g
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , u @. Y7 [) ~( |" F) N
Teacher: No, that's wrong
8 M: ]) V: A. k- `1 F5 N8 |Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 0 e! @' a2 }7 _9 K
Donald: H I J K L M N O. " ]% B, V3 a- Q5 U5 ?. m/ t
Teacher: What are you talking about? 2 I0 @; R" y1 s: ]7 c
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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& I. A4 h, b* F1 BTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ' m" ^! U5 ~4 h, c- x
Winnie: Me! ! U+ f' f# u; |
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 A% r; v1 y% u: C
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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4 P0 u) u5 y$ q* LTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 c6 n6 j& R2 B& |3 y B+ `: A qMillie: I is...
' r2 s& C; u/ C) ATeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) f9 s2 t6 e' t- P1 m
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / w3 _; R8 d! B& d Q
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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: u5 T* Z* T: DTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : C" v# H. y- W; t" p
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 X) g5 ~6 N- w& m4 [) _) rTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 h5 a* }3 L& `" B2 DClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 m& d8 H7 i3 W* H; j4 \
Harold: A teacher
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