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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! m/ y% b# D7 f1 v
Maria: Here it is.
$ c0 g2 p! o/ I+ o% I' Y, {Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
0 {0 q. s. x2 ` c! ?! qClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' K9 S1 P0 ]# Q9 Q! i/ @1 t9 O$ @
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 @6 u4 G5 ~. I, l
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- V; v9 I W9 e5 j3 B7 HGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 4 X7 j# X9 t5 t+ G
Teacher: No, that's wrong
& _, V1 F7 I, q* sGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& p# T8 K" [* ? d( l% b2 BTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? + _6 `" l! E+ l+ R1 T' H+ V
Donald: H I J K L M N O. : m6 K3 s* N {& l' S8 @
Teacher: What are you talking about?
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , Z8 Z+ n. E4 f" X1 ~1 R
Winnie: Me! 5 h2 @& ?* z! B9 T6 [
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? & F5 g6 H+ ]& s5 N- Z
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. # ^( z( U5 V/ X$ k/ H$ d
; ]' _& R) m$ m* S' w# ]9 `7 STeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
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Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." b* k& D1 X' ~7 \, [, H9 D
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 i* J% m u( J% Q" `/ I1 ]
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + d: J; Q/ j) H* y9 b' N
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 2 k- E8 w" ?, c2 }1 f
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; q, g1 K- z0 o+ IHarold: A teacher
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