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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ B. ?; h7 w- h$ F
Maria: Here it is. 1 _+ y. t6 d3 j
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 [- X: e+ A9 x, r7 A/ `- Q
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 X; x7 L. d e7 Y$ C3 S
- E' A# p- C# r3 `Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& h: R! y, ?$ e# @/ \+ d) TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; Y; w" u8 }8 ~& _6 X" \
Teacher: No, that's wrong 5 R' p! z* g+ z" b4 i% B1 F3 t
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 Q/ z+ {6 A" |0 cDonald: H I J K L M N O. : I9 U$ U5 ~9 U& g- P5 N3 I9 ?
Teacher: What are you talking about? ; y5 H% T; A- Z2 a/ z
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 S3 `/ S. [( i p( \
Winnie: Me! 2 w0 Z& u, M! ^/ x& ^
# y7 k+ ?9 S2 f5 w iTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 s" [# u$ w" e2 z% G0 g7 W, }Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& c( W8 a0 N6 a1 a/ R* P6 u$ eTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 6 c( \' ]8 t& G1 i$ o
Millie: I is...
4 _1 G, U& T3 o$ R8 S" o% aTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
5 h, ]' z; P8 T$ _2 K, D+ rMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ' G8 ?5 i+ ~! O$ i
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 Y1 _1 a& Q- K: M. @- _/ K9 \* {& bLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ' Q7 K% G3 N4 H, y
) h9 O+ i8 k/ V6 _: @; T; oTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 {& [) _% E: F, {9 s& r2 q& hSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : M3 c7 e3 F' n9 n( e
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 2 }8 _( r( e( H% z5 I6 \- j" `
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ L6 w7 u8 I' N. j: l9 VHarold: A teacher 3 s7 C0 d) w C" S; I$ H
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