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+ U# J* ~7 D* J* E9 jTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
* G5 m$ e3 H* i1 z5 K6 s1 R7 m. SMaria: Here it is.
8 I# A7 W0 M* _5 v) rTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 8 c1 Z8 \4 r) b) b
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ m. M( H* B. h4 kJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. V) E) S1 D5 L. Y; v) f
$ [+ S( D8 |, _6 s: vTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ' O2 \% |2 l/ ]" @5 N3 H9 i
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% v& Z$ a. s4 b; \3 s# ?3 F' nTeacher: No, that's wrong 4 L7 k, `. q0 ]0 t, z! Q$ A G; }* S+ A9 n* M
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ) V/ x: L2 i) t
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - t1 X# }* F5 }" o0 A0 o+ S% R+ `6 ]
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
' m6 B- e. p9 J4 W2 D; X2 sTeacher: What are you talking about?
; |4 w- e4 [9 C! f |) w8 \7 o4 ADonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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# _4 v* N# P; [7 m3 z! ~Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 @2 }1 e7 y: D" o* m) {1 x
Winnie: Me!
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5 {8 x( a D% R) L; f( r" y7 ?5 rTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 c' V5 ?: w9 t. p/ P1 z- Q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + `" l# E6 _; [+ f D
5 d! I* f6 o. ]( O1 }) mTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 w) C6 F: ^1 v, i2 x9 I3 ~% _Millie: I is...
) W4 D G( \ q1 j% r: UTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # A( Z) a( \: ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 ^* g6 x9 S- z9 h( |0 K
4 `) J8 q* \% wTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 Q+ ?* R4 ^+ W6 R; j- ?6 H
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 I* ]" |9 @# m& J( K/ r6 a' t
" { X) s% E; {# C+ l7 ~6 ]Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; `: V8 z/ I" ^5 R7 H( R' q: gSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ; u6 V3 P% P7 I" Z8 D2 u6 U% @
+ j, F* }# v2 \, \8 j) \Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* x: i, h, L! a% S9 H- v: x3 uClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. + O* A: E3 {; b+ J" w( G+ h; ^
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? . h* S- }& j* U/ L
Harold: A teacher
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