Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick

' V6 H7 o" o2 t+ UTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
5 t$ P1 F" r* g  ?) y- gMaria: Here it is.
3 j/ ?9 X4 |- P/ eTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- v! U7 _6 a$ i1 y  fGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 N1 T; U. }& _* K/ S5 q$ mDonald: H I J K L M N O.
4 y) Q; _/ k( i2 Z( t3 J# y  aTeacher: What are you talking about?
$ J- f! o. a) f' ?6 ^( W9 p1 b) ADonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* Y1 \# {! m0 E' [+ G- _7 s9 l8 _8 uWinnie: Me!
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* o8 o+ i1 |) a$ gTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
  l9 c. a/ S4 z0 cGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is...
2 @8 Q% w( \1 H# H" A$ _0 ITeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
# s7 ?; C4 B( t' }# V$ YMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ T  i* q7 h' XLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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* t; N; j- \  j9 MTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

3 R: i3 u9 m" M+ H5 g' n1 GTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
; L, x* @) r$ @( [Harold: A teacher
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omg!
The last one is GREAT!

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