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7 `! J, E J. \% Z5 Q1 J. bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ' y, I4 p% R0 k: X
Maria: Here it is. % e, y; P- |2 l3 o; o' ?) M
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ; f% p9 Y& c6 v5 T
Class: Maria.
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& v* {+ q- b6 r/ X* BTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) n$ o9 F! {, A& E6 B
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& J2 D" X; H4 m' l) t2 ]# VTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) B# m4 ?3 s5 K& L( a% jGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- p: X0 }2 O9 o2 \% {7 PTeacher: No, that's wrong
8 }1 p* _0 b; U @9 P, Y! [& D U* aGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. v+ o# O* n$ r) X" z
) E+ E1 i9 t QTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? " U9 R% H! N- M& Q
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
5 G6 [$ f8 p- b f: \$ ~% [Teacher: What are you talking about? ' H0 }- ]' r* Z; ]5 f9 n' {/ b
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % R2 X A2 ?4 j# X
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 f. X7 k) o3 E2 A: i8 F, l9 xWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? & A6 i6 q8 M0 ?3 t( R
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. U# f6 G& }* w- r5 d! G+ A4 _
! K- f* {+ j# Z$ z6 A! aTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# U7 X: K/ C1 G% Q: AMillie: I is...
$ \; w/ e- l$ u7 z- i' ?3 ?Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: ^5 R- P' W$ w5 A" [Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 i* |* u5 i( m' Z9 Y
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: d4 h9 k# i" r& }' J3 b* ?Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 4 G' i! I& w! c& \
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 e( c3 n' \. |, F. J- ?0 D7 z4 W/ T
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % Y$ d) Z/ Y8 Y$ H6 J* y
Harold: A teacher / h9 Y% m+ A5 N4 O$ V+ N
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