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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 _' u. x# _0 w
Maria: Here it is. 7 j8 g3 s& ?8 G8 g4 {
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + S* x1 p8 [% _( u3 ^
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) M* I8 H/ d' W, b, {( _& Y; O2 o
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ) y* ~; ~( f/ M$ j, k+ D
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ ]+ k( I3 J3 |$ F4 M
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
2 }: j) R- O. i+ L( v+ j3 mTeacher: No, that's wrong 8 P1 k" N9 j2 c! S. U$ j
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % z# x% ~0 W/ R! b4 r' \
) M* o8 i, x; s; STeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
F- Z& ^! z. K' w" t4 FDonald: H I J K L M N O. . w0 ?! Z& M: X% ?/ M, D4 s
Teacher: What are you talking about?
5 K$ X' E- H4 H- SDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - Z9 d/ s6 Q* K! h7 y! Z* H
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - M* i0 T9 g, {
Winnie: Me! 6 Y4 A: ~' |, j0 K8 y1 M& P$ {
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* u% E1 P; ~9 R: PGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 q) y: b* L7 M4 W! T
Millie: I is... # e: i( f2 ]" R. a+ L% E" q
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 E- D# N7 Q5 x& X
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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' [6 A* ]7 x! s1 x+ W0 H7 B5 vTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? M) b1 N5 Y! e
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . c+ q7 y- u. h8 o$ l7 e- u
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( [" H2 ~5 v% v# l0 i# k
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. : x: r' W6 h- |: H
. [- i1 t5 W# z* c4 O$ I5 C2 ^Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 @: y( }+ q3 N- D0 Q; d& LClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % v; w# U7 }/ U% [& U5 Y
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? & ?8 |/ Y; w4 j! L' d t
Harold: A teacher - O, e+ G6 W+ G( s0 L# x: n! i& E u
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