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& `, t9 R9 j+ f R! N' D. ~Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * U( V/ m6 d( o/ O- n
Maria: Here it is.
; q7 h; |7 R3 i$ ]Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
4 Y$ z4 k+ Q' C# L% W2 k- s) d6 Z- PClass: Maria. 3 M, z; z4 j1 X5 V1 Z! s3 Z
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; N7 k/ D' h6 F% b5 W
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) A% d. A9 r0 }
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
- o- ]5 g5 y5 I! }5 x3 v- |Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 O; j$ |3 W* u+ d* `2 EGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 x0 c! f& G9 F+ S) _Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! Z6 X5 b0 h" `! U# g
Teacher: What are you talking about? ; f4 L5 R* v$ M/ _+ c5 A' O
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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8 q" m. O; r4 A6 ]Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. * ^. V: C1 I% {
Winnie: Me! 3 ]0 y- Q D+ d! q
; i$ b1 O4 g6 C+ E! lTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 n# d+ X- y: _" ?% I1 ^% K) pGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
4 D. Z1 h( U8 R* |# aMillie: I is...
# x7 x4 \8 j% }/ ~ d0 Q' iTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." + v6 J- g: `# S; }9 ?
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 6 s( x/ Y; L" K+ M6 Z
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' P% I5 N0 e# E, S2 RLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , `9 g* J2 y2 b2 L2 I
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# I3 h5 ?2 ~$ E# x; B8 aSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
3 B% \# H: Q7 v$ n7 `Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 \7 ?4 m$ d3 ~) \Harold: A teacher # n0 ^7 e+ x, p$ K( @
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