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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( ~! O; d. n. n# ` XMaria: Here it is. 8 H3 Q0 t4 T' f1 U1 R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 3 }2 Z$ j; [ h7 B
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 F. Y& p: m) M; L
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 2 o, F. S, p. x }' s
" E: Q! _, V- ~: g: Q [& T* J5 ITeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
) j1 R! \: j; _* |Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ( M, v3 L4 I/ Z
Teacher: No, that's wrong - P' {+ K7 u7 V5 x3 A, r
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ! D+ G2 A' |0 {3 F
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( X6 m/ u1 h5 e+ ]) l( O/ g1 |Donald: H I J K L M N O. " G* x- y. M# n% Z8 L1 L5 e( U" \
Teacher: What are you talking about?
_7 o; y1 N0 E+ A5 a4 ?Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- x# d9 N* s4 f" [Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 H: {/ q' k! |, @' l3 ]Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 T' }" p8 w7 r# q) PMillie: I is...
0 V' w" F( C3 @# r! I" ~4 ?Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
) H% {) ?; u! [- v5 R9 wMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 n. i r6 g( E6 y( a) m& h
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? f/ T2 j" [) T/ _% I9 ?* U0 g
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " x) t/ l# c# h1 ^! Z" u# L
/ _' h# \" v7 `Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ d! l6 a4 Q- r- i5 mSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) Z- b8 Y0 F* {- N; vTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% _6 F- g3 x6 d, O6 oClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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: a2 j$ n; j: k4 H* G( i- |Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 T/ _: V% n ^- m1 ]Harold: A teacher
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