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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! o6 Q7 E. ]+ E) z3 D
Maria: Here it is. 5 r" c9 `0 `) v. |1 l2 V
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . ~6 H" [; `+ K2 m7 K& s9 h
Class: Maria.
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: S7 y6 h* G- Q2 U" ~: E$ DTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 t0 J% h7 H% F$ T7 [0 Z0 |John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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, I0 Q& d! L, t( h6 Y) ?Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 2 H1 ?! u3 n$ `- @! w A8 ^8 f
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 9 _% v/ T' d. Z- E+ I
Teacher: No, that's wrong 2 @6 H: }/ _, {% {7 n, B
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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Teacher: What are you talking about? - V2 l4 z% ~! a0 J( Y9 \3 o
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. W3 w! u& Q) S5 G k( u, m" iWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / N2 j) \( t! g, L1 F" G
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 |& ~: r# x, |5 I n0 tMillie: I is...
6 Q2 } S+ ^' M3 A+ y- @8 L+ O& bTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; \5 R4 l% y. n0 @& LMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 ^4 I4 w; e3 p5 p; h& z
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " ]* h+ s0 m9 J8 Z) T/ e
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
( G7 s+ j6 |, V9 ^Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , e! d0 [7 j8 V9 M5 [
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
# {+ r0 `- r1 }Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
! t- F f: {, u6 X' cHarold: A teacher
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