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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ; U" {8 u4 e) b& E7 p& ]8 H, Y
Maria: Here it is.
" z- v! o' v. |; [% F- K( M4 }! BTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / y; D7 e# p! i
Class: Maria.
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_5 G( t7 n" n) L# H) u9 ?Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 s, p$ V8 j( @7 D/ R7 x/ u
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
8 h0 M7 H1 f" s" @: rGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
, d# G* ^, ]% {- j$ c! j5 A3 YTeacher: No, that's wrong
2 u. ]4 Z0 U c! uGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& y1 T8 z# E( G5 J9 @Donald: H I J K L M N O.
0 Y/ {3 V0 }9 K8 F( D5 a: b9 ~Teacher: What are you talking about?
6 @! C C+ X2 M. y! GDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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$ y* I' B, \! {. F8 @3 K1 ]( jTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. : J. {1 S+ s& L0 b5 P
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 @, A: [) P6 A1 G) H6 oGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 u# ~& T4 o( nTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * h; p/ [3 `: _, v3 \* ?
Millie: I is...
* W# _6 ~# p' p8 k ?Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( t( Z4 T( K. J2 l4 f+ o- R9 v7 y
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& q5 g2 L! W% s0 R: HTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) S" m2 \! L/ Q1 w
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 ]# m p% K' \) u3 @
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 ~/ B' y& ]6 v* g0 f# d
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. & }. } I/ }. U, E
7 i3 v9 |0 Z- |+ BTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 _! @" N! Q8 A: vClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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, _! e, A/ C' ^$ WTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( S( B1 @: ^1 s; P RHarold: A teacher
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