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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
3 N& B+ {6 t6 H( nMaria: Here it is.
: m( l3 x, c# |% qTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? . o: S# a. n5 h# W" ~) l- D
Class: Maria. * {8 q9 p/ F- l: p3 H7 K
6 g+ c4 I+ {: r% h/ v3 z$ l# tTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & @( L/ D, {. p, t+ p) Y
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
j$ \+ [: X/ XGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , }5 v0 q S- U7 L |' z: y
Teacher: No, that's wrong ' u8 r/ H- Q) d7 c& v! v3 m) u8 C
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 ~' X# ?" ?3 E: F1 I" sTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
9 n, ]6 ]2 O9 Z2 n: TDonald: H I J K L M N O. & b) F' {; E. c; F s+ U% [. D
Teacher: What are you talking about? - K; B8 Q* s; ^/ i: K
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. + X. }) H. o$ ]/ W1 y% Q
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 @* `/ w5 U* ?: J g. i3 W. fWinnie: Me! 4 w. v; q5 ^: }* h5 C/ L
. L% B. p" ]5 ^, T; F/ Z0 A m* M' I" X) jTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? M( [. K* {& [/ s* `
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 |9 R3 w: h5 n/ O/ J6 Z2 Y
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
7 N; z! s/ O0 J* {6 m( }Millie: I is... ' U) ?9 H# z, L8 ?
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." # s# I2 ~% I& Q- q2 j/ [9 v
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % n, B4 r. o8 v# R0 a
0 D; z0 H. N" r" GTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! b/ q, A' e( _4 J3 JLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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y" R: c' r: L+ E' Q6 HTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 B% s. P) b- b. hSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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6 q) J( `* O7 S I& LTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? + |! w! N" D) d; V) f. I
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. " w) y( g% ?2 b4 q
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 0 F n7 m% N' \1 {0 f) s
Harold: A teacher
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