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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : L P2 \. a' X+ _: T# X9 ~
Maria: Here it is.
$ n+ k1 {# e8 i( w* z2 O! W- ~+ LTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? {4 A, T! h3 b6 B" {+ V& v( u
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# w: k0 ?$ V* T, P5 x M |, GJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" : k. i0 I5 D5 ?1 _3 A7 ~- M
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" $ M6 O) J4 U) W
Teacher: No, that's wrong 6 l, z1 L! z+ o; }2 k$ }! O
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 B0 `# t3 J% [2 n7 bTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 T' g6 X( s1 y8 K% v& d1 sDonald: H I J K L M N O.
. M) T0 Y5 d" A8 h' W' o2 HTeacher: What are you talking about?
* G& f, o$ ~% ` ?Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; L9 P% V5 s. H7 m" r" v5 M
$ p1 S3 T1 A S" e" b: h. d) wTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 {3 F8 V8 x$ B$ u
Winnie: Me! ( z1 T8 V! d/ ?2 j
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? : O }, t% s& u7 [) n. D
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. . T$ T6 d$ `& |6 R
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
l: `) S* D0 c0 c& O- p3 nMillie: I is...
" @! L% F! k0 D/ n' K' RTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" j M% W# I+ W* h7 p1 SMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 I/ y' T& ]* d5 r
0 E5 q4 e! q: b: P* W, YTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 X& Z% g7 R, P$ W! F# A4 d5 ULouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # B& q4 o+ `, y' h) z3 R2 q$ P" [
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! @# p) [: [; d; `
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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7 m* A- f5 H `$ A! N; _' F/ I2 e9 CTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- _; P* e* s* w: u0 ^Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. : _ v9 B& y- l( r' d
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! Y! z1 }, |3 L- [; {
Harold: A teacher
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