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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) t; L# r& S! D4 E' ]$ m
Maria: Here it is.
: h' r9 X+ B& s6 P, aTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
& G' q( D0 {+ r- QClass: Maria.
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; Z8 @! @5 F7 u6 a' ?! o6 |: _" ~Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 D' e d6 W7 D. O
John: You told me to do it without using tables. : [7 q6 m6 }- D5 E' F% u4 k
9 a! n6 v+ q0 h' F3 r8 ~. D" zTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . q9 e: O: H3 [/ g, M; K3 l
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . m$ n3 k, f& \+ l5 S
Teacher: No, that's wrong
6 P+ Z; O' h# @" C# F7 ?" GGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. % p H0 v" O2 m t8 h3 c; M+ Z
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 ]- H: p/ l, d q7 A/ C7 A& dDonald: H I J K L M N O.
8 g+ N, b. ?9 i8 e9 {Teacher: What are you talking about? 1 E9 x, h o, U" f# ~% E
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 7 G4 ?0 k' `0 ?' ]1 z+ C7 u- [
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 _# w: z% q8 yWinnie: Me!
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# E: Q8 N, o" `. i( gTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / c z. A+ r0 l. i
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 h& v" }+ d0 O
Millie: I is...
1 H8 D& o7 s! R. y9 JTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 C! J7 v- z% V/ W8 W) N
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % V' P$ u- L, ? P
* _/ C" u' G: C( QTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? : r7 Z/ n' t) ?5 O" S
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # h% `( k3 G* x) Y* K: \
- N# C1 ]( Y9 Z% L3 RTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? / E7 J4 R) E% j
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . R% G( a/ k! H8 j
. x, U" o- h& d5 |Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
; s" @" A/ S; qClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 R3 W; O; P7 AHarold: A teacher
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