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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
D8 i, B- j t5 N2 rMaria: Here it is. 1 q. k& v8 g- L/ ~+ U$ K, Q: P/ h* _
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? $ @# W7 V( Q# {( M
Class: Maria.
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. {% i* L" {; F) nTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" V ~, N0 S9 k* LJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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' t1 ]& a: ]4 F* q% s$ i2 wTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; G/ @) h5 ]4 M2 `2 S3 l. S& lGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ) R( X+ F' `' p ?4 y
Teacher: No, that's wrong - O# W. b. Q( b8 M
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? * H; G* l6 g) N; @; J m W0 g
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
# h4 S# S& G- c* x* @Teacher: What are you talking about?
" [ @# k/ Z6 aDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ B5 g! S/ C7 b1 q+ {Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. # |( ]7 j$ W/ G: O) S
Winnie: Me!
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; l( s0 k9 h' {% wTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& v) A6 D& B8 Q0 }- GGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 O; D, B: P7 S' J
2 L/ b; d/ w% y. ]7 E7 RTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: J3 p0 z0 h' P" e. p; I, gMillie: I is... 6 D% f; \+ ~1 ]; }( C9 y2 @
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . A# T( n0 T1 R4 h3 G8 {
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 X8 D% b! z; U: N3 f7 O' }6 ?" a
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? O: U2 p, V2 o
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. # F( S6 N7 S8 }- O
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? / X& U& l8 _1 \3 o
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 u1 w8 f4 @4 |' M3 `Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? & V- w+ _- n$ K! ?2 K2 ?! X6 f
Harold: A teacher 8 K6 n9 \1 z' a% q6 K, A
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