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; y7 _- ^% A( b1 NTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 9 ?8 G2 E# ^( g5 F& \
Maria: Here it is. 5 m+ b+ l) f$ m" p$ ~3 I
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
7 O. \1 _5 E* ^, _. P+ N! g% \Class: Maria. 4 y, q% M1 M0 n
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) i/ s8 X) s; t
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- U5 |7 v2 H( X' ? _2 o9 ?Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
3 A8 V0 J( y! @4 f# s) y9 ^Teacher: No, that's wrong : _2 R' c: [+ O3 v
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 z6 t2 I7 P$ Q/ C
8 ]( q& A% E9 o) k3 W ETeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ [# D N0 D1 \- n. g
Donald: H I J K L M N O. - |& q/ V3 g q9 X3 L& l! Y$ V
Teacher: What are you talking about? , I3 V: S2 c2 d( ?0 j+ o
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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8 I% B+ d: {( S/ _- T( ^Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
3 k1 M8 T, o( n% U- A3 uWinnie: Me! # k+ I, \8 e( N6 l U9 q+ m4 }
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
" E3 A7 Q" G0 LGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . t5 T, q+ x8 y7 c
Millie: I is...
# x2 ?; k- D7 C+ T5 b8 ZTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." . T' o4 t0 [& Q- I" Z6 i0 U5 X# _
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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- C, c6 L* D+ m" S# k" DTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ; M5 v# ?' R4 m' V4 Y0 V9 I. c
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 w+ B! Y: q/ Q) o+ ~+ _% s
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 9 c7 J* G# L9 \
) V7 B+ }* B4 l) ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ d$ Q" f( ]3 @* e, W% NClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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8 V6 [' ~9 c3 |7 L7 p5 N0 M* Q: vTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 8 g; i3 h8 S# I% d& w; b% a1 L& S/ } e
Harold: A teacher
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