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9 s- C: h$ l) U, a+ w/ I2 ~, @0 i, _2 RTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 u; _0 M0 Q- R& |Maria: Here it is.
5 V+ ^/ u/ W( T. G" G1 N, BTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- v8 ]5 G- c. Y. P$ iClass: Maria.
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4 C: C" P t) pTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ ?( q( z, q: }6 ]John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 O- N, I! }, P5 M4 m$ ^Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. ]; u/ D* h8 A5 E2 O/ ?7 oGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( B7 \) C+ A8 g& `6 D1 w* [3 ATeacher: No, that's wrong * Y, y7 e$ C4 b. C4 S; H
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. , f' M D% K3 S j& P" M; e$ c
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& [" g" y# X% ?+ K [Donald: H I J K L M N O. " v- ?- u# V) Z& b$ @
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Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % M9 O* _# f6 M8 m0 t& r
' A, h) g* P8 l- J7 ^" }) rTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. |& e. F1 }! t
Winnie: Me! 1 {2 d( J5 s5 I* P5 A7 @9 O
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& O8 g4 M+ r5 n& e0 J8 V0 oGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 o F# j2 }- C: G! n' [0 D
. c. G+ k2 Y6 f' i0 N7 w& ~+ F. VTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 5 l- q$ V9 P; X1 N) ?" e
Millie: I is...
- Z4 r5 r/ p3 m% KTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
3 n' v3 ~! [' f) A7 |( xMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 S) p8 {8 {% lTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " g! H& `, q* R' F, ]
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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6 c7 B# n/ L6 K& x7 T; l6 j% VTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 R* M' f$ a. |
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. & V- p0 e; L+ I, X( q& d; s
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 m1 ~" E1 {6 h# E* c# rClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' v) }1 v9 j2 G5 U) F+ r% B( THarold: A teacher 5 B5 H$ f* N" t& F7 C
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