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2 P7 X6 ?9 s$ O1 K2 c% i' k6 L$ }- OTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ T& _2 V( U. g, [% V4 g
Maria: Here it is. 4 `6 U o3 c1 J/ N
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 6 y0 l. e& J% v* ` o# {& ]5 U
Class: Maria. $ C) b) R# {: W: u
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' w7 Q, y$ z; G+ P M
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# m8 t& F J! LTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & y! S0 N5 P' p* e/ ^$ `
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# V! Z; v9 r. a' r, @Teacher: No, that's wrong u; D* H; j$ H% u- x6 k
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 I& _' R4 D* Y# x
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 R5 ~7 |! Q/ [, ^, ]& n ^ x+ LDonald: H I J K L M N O.
3 ^# a& Y' b% j; g/ \Teacher: What are you talking about? 2 n: Z2 d5 f. q; H
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ \8 U5 S' J4 b2 k, ^& f1 P5 M. PTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. \+ ^% [4 B" d& m3 r' B& C3 i5 r
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / \6 J+ s3 z% o& G& ^: j
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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& V! |/ j7 }5 m* I( G7 uTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ! x4 ^ w! k5 j8 h( h
Millie: I is...
3 z6 H* r& \3 V/ y8 c, i# eTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ! ?0 ^! {9 X! S- E
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 u9 T( Y' t* L! m+ H
6 ~- M. u, X \, O+ ?3 ?8 VTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 F; ~; N7 V( Y1 e' y3 p4 O$ H! r
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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) L8 O/ G% `6 I8 ?0 h# LTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? \6 I* Z5 a/ @* D O+ ?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 P+ F% z7 x2 ~0 S6 Y
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 9 |! ^; c; q& I" s8 \6 u* y
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, H6 d* f( `/ d) j/ _8 KHarold: A teacher + i) T8 D4 h0 C& a8 A
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