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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
2 _6 v; h4 [/ Z# K: G% @Maria: Here it is.
: Z' ] R, M' UTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? / `; L0 E( ]. h3 c
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1 z6 P. I8 `! eTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # ~8 A) V$ {" \2 a
John: You told me to do it without using tables. % ^) I; F# b {7 U' U
% j7 K/ k7 |% p( T4 ]5 ?Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / n' j1 B* i8 D2 D
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! f8 \: q) }2 M- L: k) `; Y
Teacher: No, that's wrong , r9 ?, N* a6 g' K* _. ]5 d
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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; q2 V: ^ H8 d) ]9 C- G/ I2 tTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: B$ d2 s1 C2 Z) o/ aDonald: H I J K L M N O. ; @) D7 M5 d( {- v2 I g
Teacher: What are you talking about?
1 M7 n3 P5 M$ _3 s5 G* ]Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( r+ r; u3 D) n9 r" Z2 \$ s
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: l- b8 w2 V% _3 t4 O* d+ SWinnie: Me! & u8 L8 u9 p$ x4 B# s6 P3 }
! U. {( l; K! C" L' U' L3 fTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 b1 q. F0 _3 s2 w5 {6 p. Y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 s9 q7 F0 p* x# Y0 a1 l1 E: C: q
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- _# l5 c$ @7 J, t( ~$ v( t; PMillie: I is... - W' T; h& l1 t5 f# s8 {
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 U- |3 v- c9 f$ T6 B }; E8 i( s
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! h" D9 m/ w7 V9 ?, ZLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. a& y _0 a9 h% {, {" s6 |1 c
% {0 W! D9 W$ p, b, V0 c- o, H' l9 dTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 K' n2 N, Q) m y9 NSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) \( v3 t7 s$ Z5 B# r1 K; @Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 1 l- `2 M; d0 d4 D
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 X3 N5 M+ o/ _! p9 b' L
Harold: A teacher " a% g- U: u/ g, v* Q* d+ q
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