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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. & P& @- N- \0 \; E
Maria: Here it is. 1 M, W. Y! f% S, O$ T/ f
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* e2 J4 E& o# |' ]Class: Maria.
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7 k. T. j m1 O4 r, U$ m ITeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
j: l4 u1 Q5 ~2 DJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ) e. W o1 Q4 _9 a6 C
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 6 k+ M: o7 M1 l
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! G1 }. n5 N O2 HTeacher: No, that's wrong 0 z& w. H/ ]$ L/ P
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - c2 E, G% ]3 C F1 W) `/ c
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? $ U7 V( @- x8 C; l! w' G# T
Donald: H I J K L M N O. - g) |2 n9 C+ I; j7 \$ x
Teacher: What are you talking about?
) Y! i& {( T# N- o6 r P% t; m) oDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. # w7 }: \# a7 U6 G% C# _
% k# q8 X, H" w7 ~$ _; ?9 H# aTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 J( K; G8 Y: a* ?0 }7 IWinnie: Me! ) o& T. X' m! W7 Z7 ]
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
. o- A: Y7 d. R9 Q* A# oGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." " f$ ]( A5 v0 O' V$ f) k5 B" g
Millie: I is...
; h& w# S" u2 g/ k! LTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " A9 U! R1 O$ P
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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, W$ v7 b# V d' N( ATeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 6 _3 z* y. Y& m0 D$ K6 v2 O0 Q! l
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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2 e4 h H# }: \7 MTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 g' n# b/ M& c9 M# z! h
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ' e, I; P: ^6 h! J& n& C
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& D3 b# e: s8 BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? , U2 l9 Q% L) k8 l! _6 t$ H+ R
Harold: A teacher ; X( A$ o% C. J& U3 X) B
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