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9 C0 F3 k2 j. V+ ^" n$ u7 z6 kTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
4 h0 w3 `( ]* p& A1 EMaria: Here it is.
: N* p! F* h0 ~# y0 i6 [- yTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
' q, _3 q6 _" r- n4 BClass: Maria.
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0 I9 _3 I) E9 [- F2 W% n3 ^Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 a# d% I! w, G1 A- L e
John: You told me to do it without using tables. . M V7 z. }0 t8 x
9 u k6 U3 z" v! i* c# w7 V+ H6 tTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
- |1 s# W2 k* @7 ZGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ! d/ T3 y j2 t }3 R0 A
Teacher: No, that's wrong 3 T5 M- y% M" n4 U2 b3 x
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 [ R' r6 K, p7 F- Z
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 k+ E, N7 I2 g- ?: t& w9 sDonald: H I J K L M N O. & z" j2 f8 J& A5 q$ Q n
Teacher: What are you talking about? % {1 L# N" ]- ? F8 C
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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( l. P R& w6 a) A2 JTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 W+ U1 g9 G! X$ f: u# r+ u
Winnie: Me! 8 u* X. e6 g3 F1 \/ _
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 N+ B/ u0 u) ]/ x) SGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; Y' A* U' Q& `
4 Z G0 @! k0 w! i& _+ \) M* D( MTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." % I5 }8 ]: ^6 v: E, I4 S7 t3 v% J
Millie: I is...
& I9 J( m# Q% ^5 d& tTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! E* ?# Z; v8 WMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 H2 v0 m, H: l& u( gLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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% J& R. l, L! R0 ?; z' l- I# RTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 }2 @# ^" @" t; d
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. . u& r5 p& D; J2 P) J) `* A
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
$ r; Y- k* W" ^Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 u! @- l9 a. ?0 H) G# B* N8 K) R
; U' {5 f" R$ Y! \. I, R2 w, r* P3 t( ?Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ u# P+ P! {+ A$ K0 lHarold: A teacher % p& K( \5 b+ t @5 L7 @. x+ F
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