 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
$ Z' u4 z" a. W% B, x! p
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. : l! C, v* a) |) Q, f z
Maria: Here it is. . K9 @0 R" ]/ N
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # s! x6 C9 P3 c" P6 V
Class: Maria.
^% X' ~. {$ J( @6 R3 G' O( n7 i
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " s6 f9 T" S7 W8 X2 I
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
7 O+ j1 P' i* [; q( p* v0 G! X. |1 o5 w
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / A. k+ T2 C7 s5 U* r
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! n1 u! ~! ]* P' P3 y6 f! g. `Teacher: No, that's wrong
; c8 }1 k) e+ _Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & [# G) ~5 Q/ d+ M5 R
1 W4 r$ A' u" H2 c, J; g5 n
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 1 n; j% R6 h3 ^' E" E+ u
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
% |% \2 ]7 }/ n6 o. hTeacher: What are you talking about? . z7 h3 q* L ?/ ]( D
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 i: u" z0 }, G: [/ j
/ g( X4 X T) s) U; C
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; m& F3 v2 n( z6 X1 `9 N1 aWinnie: Me! 0 M/ b+ r, a. X
9 C- @2 V1 e/ s7 d9 F3 d, h8 y. QTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' g! }, }' Z3 Y7 rGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
% R# ]( R) z6 Z% _2 I# u4 ~* t4 d8 H' Z6 N
Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ; f" y( S8 t7 z& D) v3 h
Millie: I is...
& m9 c6 a* F D$ iTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 s L. i {% Q' i
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % T0 |+ w T% _; g
4 U* K" x/ A% S' M, R" a
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 z$ f: |* o) @" r4 v% @8 ~( ]) R- MLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
; f) x4 l# C2 B# A+ D3 [" j; l
7 m# V+ Y; K9 Q2 s+ t bTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? % a% P' l9 m. D& ]: r
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
$ @3 }- \5 K* j' n
9 r' a/ @: n [8 i, dTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
o* D8 o, w* w4 gClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
3 i1 x% d7 V6 S& z
9 P. R! X; h7 C, }$ w% C0 I- j$ MTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 {: C* \* G5 Z' aHarold: A teacher
& X, s( k3 j- j, s, h. j/ v$ f8 W6 F2 N1 |4 W4 |% Y' E, c
|
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-7 20:50
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-8 07:59
