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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. / t3 f# {5 c' C
Maria: Here it is.
0 u0 L1 i& H- C# ?( U" R$ n9 JTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 R2 r9 c7 n' b, `3 u4 r G0 X+ c
Class: Maria. 7 t; K4 a$ q3 r7 _4 A
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; W9 j& @6 {% A- k( w
John: You told me to do it without using tables. , ~$ F! T+ }6 B) k( o6 V8 H
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
, B( T: i ~5 SGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
1 ?( j# T0 z: M& [ \Teacher: No, that's wrong
# g0 B3 [8 T, I; g, u, i/ ~, YGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& a7 ?7 J: d! F/ j1 a6 NTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 j' B! B3 s0 ^2 F: D bDonald: H I J K L M N O. % x5 b% ~/ n' X. G4 { u
Teacher: What are you talking about? / W4 c" s) B8 Y" y- `
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ' ^3 N& [9 M9 [* T/ E
5 k) @: \% r# a3 ]3 R3 NTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* r# U! ]9 j! T5 W& ]Winnie: Me! ! c9 G% N4 b- V/ q5 w9 f
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 J& ~9 r. s6 e* @9 L$ U& ]) kGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. % R( T+ g+ J5 x) o
0 N: f( }( c: A9 j) ]+ nTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , W% T d( f; w' R9 f9 P; Q5 a
Millie: I is... , }1 p7 w# K: Z- r
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " O5 @* M& W0 ~" x1 {: Q- ~
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " {* d1 V. w+ W0 h3 d( [: D9 p8 J
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . U$ i# D" B+ b# \
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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4 S& ]% o$ z- v( M' A8 pTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; N' Z+ O( R& K- b; d+ t( L" iSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , V. ]& |3 ~; T8 s/ y: w5 S0 B
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 5 Q5 j& y! ]( I( w; H6 s. g
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. / Q# K4 P ~1 v0 o4 T4 G3 y$ g
- u4 i& c: P( e6 E J6 K$ cTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 M4 Q# R5 u1 f) \
Harold: A teacher - L4 ]% p) S6 I& n) E1 p, M
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