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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
/ S( l, `8 Q$ a& j; f: vMaria: Here it is.
& M/ d V0 _' H2 a, qTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? # r+ m, `2 n) T5 G; e( n) [
Class: Maria.
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: D4 @- M [/ d+ ~) oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 8 u! f- ?0 S4 L; _
John: You told me to do it without using tables. # L$ z' Q% u. W
" L6 B1 ^' j( z" G1 eTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
$ A( C0 l( _0 B6 V8 tGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; C9 l5 T, \4 p; C! hTeacher: No, that's wrong 1 C- m' o7 V" m+ w
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) v9 U, Z3 j, B! W, `$ ~Donald: H I J K L M N O. ' O% B# R3 O0 C8 p$ F, d3 E
Teacher: What are you talking about?
/ W8 `0 H g7 `6 C. \7 GDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" C p8 k. [ t6 [! `Winnie: Me! 7 y* b* _7 r' [' b5 X4 t
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? & C5 s- I" Z( _, @& Q
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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' L9 n# n2 z: MTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." * ^: q5 o+ n; p7 i* O7 {" z8 M5 Y
Millie: I is... 1 k l! I ]: A. p* i+ q1 ]
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
. C/ ]. Y- r' D& @# fMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 4 y9 J9 S5 \: w9 {1 R: j# ~5 x
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ |& e+ l* g0 j l0 r- `- DLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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8 n% R4 @7 R# k2 oTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 v/ u$ y1 M/ ^
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* I8 u' u8 k9 z: r. Y! C) gTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; O6 ^2 e8 p- j; M* ~
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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4 H; j$ ]% s- ?4 b8 lTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) R- i' s% Q! S9 S! n0 I' p
Harold: A teacher ) \. A3 _( x" Y: q" p# G9 i* }
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