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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
]7 J c3 g* mMaria: Here it is.
8 x3 @! \ K% E) V2 Z% h' `+ V8 qTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ' D- c$ c* ~' S% }/ u+ z- C
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 F' I8 f- y0 y$ ~
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 ]4 {& _" a' K2 C" uTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& B# |! `. j7 e( IGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ \; e/ `( h7 h1 | FTeacher: No, that's wrong : e! t. l# L+ N; v, c0 ^& f: s
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? : L$ q9 _' Z, d3 Z; Q
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ' L- t3 Q0 H8 x. ~4 t2 V. {
Teacher: What are you talking about?
4 Q, f4 A3 R' w$ o! ADonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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' M9 G- `- ^" q# CTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
k/ {9 A! Y% mWinnie: Me! ) l! R, ?6 _) x- ?. l1 r* ~" m' P8 Y2 J
1 f& A! g* X! \( h5 m, t/ }; vTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
& D3 }# U X+ W- O- R" z, F8 I" r% _4 SGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + a- y$ |, L/ q8 s
3 \' l. n# \0 `" k8 ^2 ITeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) G3 S5 H- c( G" P& k# L3 T; z1 T
Millie: I is... 7 o* ?, i8 A6 v/ r. @: n6 l
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& D( T: F5 {: M5 U& t# `# gMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 r+ T, X' ~2 f$ a% ]0 r$ Q+ hLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 9 h' ]" D4 _7 z8 \
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! l) K) l3 N' J: B# k
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , i/ Z" d) w$ w+ ]: n t! k! m
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 9 ^. V8 J# H9 g& L( y$ Z" Z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 V. B3 Q. n, AHarold: A teacher + j) Y5 Q! |4 z* Q# [ }& F
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