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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& B) u" M" r6 X6 c) ?+ [0 UMaria: Here it is.
$ H9 [6 d; t) B! @8 mTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? + c, v* Q3 h) x$ F7 T) p
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# X5 h1 Y% E8 G. O* k% aTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# S9 w( s, ?' SJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 a4 P. b; l* z% g: k4 O, l8 x
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 ]# I6 M! e' {5 M9 R9 I$ o! a! gGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ o/ I3 |" r2 z' j1 STeacher: No, that's wrong
! a+ F! H7 ?- G2 q2 c7 I. A( R; w% d- `Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 d* b" G( ^& o: @Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 q# ^! Y* e! d/ G
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ' g: N2 n/ o. G3 v! p% p; X
Teacher: What are you talking about? c* ^1 W0 {0 ?. X8 D; o
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( ~& W( d6 h' k$ |. w5 v- c8 D( e
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ V2 @5 L, _1 aWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 {- O' ?5 X' N- a. M# E- {
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 o* m# Y1 S7 @' w4 _( L+ h* l2 [
Millie: I is...
6 a5 W+ X1 h% h. D; `% O( U" fTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 0 B$ i- \3 s, ?9 `
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 l# @: i0 F" G3 |7 `4 U
2 x" T" P) a$ z C' FTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % q) f1 j( ?4 S0 C
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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) A9 B0 e0 M3 jTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ; R! O) t1 g$ ~
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 Y2 w9 \) ], m3 u
! B) S% a9 v F9 j& O& a# F+ DTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 ^. P: f6 Y/ A& N% g) q0 {
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 X. i2 c/ f9 v7 f1 W& \3 b7 {
Harold: A teacher ' P/ ?) F1 d7 Q F8 H7 W
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