Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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2 C0 N, x6 y6 Q( l) NTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
* N" R1 k1 Y6 V( F! m/ b- T! K: ?Class: Maria.

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 z" N1 n: h: m% |4 {) ]# O# BGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

6 B+ U3 \; z' h- Z; `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 E' W$ a% B' @8 v4 n% a* j6 RDonald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
1 W9 |6 ^7 z4 i: ]6 CDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' g; z' ]) D: z7 T% ZWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

* \) Z$ \6 o2 m) a1 RTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
% J6 |3 N& g6 U% _' U, `1 V3 iMillie: I is...
( ^! _5 }% v5 @$ f. c  QTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

9 A7 N* ~: Z, h( H& VTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

! Y0 H6 N( E% yTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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. }# v$ u5 K% p- [& yTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ H( `  q$ k6 N) E/ P% @Harold: A teacher
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omg!
The last one is GREAT!

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