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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) x( n+ [; c6 X' O4 r; U# u
Maria: Here it is.
6 A8 E. L$ s" l' lTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
3 H! |0 n4 A; t NClass: Maria.
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( H; S: t6 C% dTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? + ~. F4 e# s. z4 j+ R5 n
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 7 s# D8 M- ~- J" `: X- n5 c
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / _' ^. I' t6 }1 _1 N! S
Teacher: No, that's wrong $ S1 m5 e( {4 ]: X% T
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. & p' d, m5 o* c
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! q$ ^: E& [ T5 Z- UDonald: H I J K L M N O. 0 u& t4 v8 G# }
Teacher: What are you talking about? # `( A3 ~, T, g, K2 y$ G
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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4 u3 C `7 p+ j$ g0 tTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % s7 O z# P9 D; V3 [. C" ^% I( l
Winnie: Me! # j! V: b! x9 t( |: N/ v; ] Q. j6 B
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 S) e$ {: A9 }% ?7 y& k" P+ x FGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. / i& g/ ^+ K, L7 j; _* [- k3 Q; N) s" z
2 O5 }* x0 S; s5 r. ZTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
# v! i) H# `3 k, u: S! _Millie: I is... 5 X$ X; k3 @. z4 w
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 h( R7 G) [' M3 P$ D {
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / g: @1 K0 d" Q) O" b- `1 t
& n6 ~# o- [: B+ V8 aTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? . ]3 y* z' O3 Q/ I/ N1 A0 O3 l# S/ i
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + l, \0 P$ o7 M! m. Q$ ?
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 7 m- |" v' V5 h1 \
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ( f' ^/ @* j$ y" z! }3 k8 I
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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8 y7 |7 D3 O* Z( WTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? & ?; U; K! }& W+ R
Harold: A teacher : r2 y& t7 B/ t' O+ b* S7 d
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