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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
) G, u/ \2 ~& R2 r4 IMaria: Here it is.
. C, G& e- e9 t0 ?% bTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 b& b; K5 G6 j
Class: Maria. 6 b4 G+ @3 m$ l4 X
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : u1 n5 l; g! t0 k
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: z1 v" o- s) wTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 |; K* G( N# Z$ vGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 L2 c6 m' g/ a6 R
Teacher: No, that's wrong
! J% R& P, P" wGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 4 j6 h5 |/ f; H- @* L* z3 @/ u
Donald: H I J K L M N O. + O0 h* E6 C8 {
Teacher: What are you talking about?
6 r7 Y4 o) B$ p# `$ K) VDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ' X* O0 ~. O, J: j+ w
Winnie: Me! * e2 H, j6 M9 |3 T5 C8 M
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
I5 P) `" E' m9 JGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 1 v/ T7 G& t# @$ d+ w
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." I/ ^# B1 L, d8 b7 C: o# c
Millie: I is...
3 O2 h+ F- d2 UTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
; u& n# Z& Q9 O1 Q" MMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 3 s+ |, H9 j j" z8 K8 d2 G
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# X( U" {9 W( Y G2 A' vTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 z4 @/ w5 v) f8 D$ U
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. . m! e, Y, U, P2 ]0 I
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' I O9 H& |. R# R
Harold: A teacher
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