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6 Y" H; H6 m' Q/ H- O8 ]8 gTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 8 K# B1 F4 a# F$ ]
Maria: Here it is. " ~- l; ?6 H- d2 O5 X& ?; L2 l
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ `# `' O( ~1 p2 v# ZClass: Maria. % p& {/ O& n; b+ o, g
5 Y% t4 H; {* NTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: |: b$ q$ c; f5 ^+ \; a! {7 k5 \, ]John: You told me to do it without using tables. 4 m f% }( ^+ z" V) t! \
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" % ]2 G6 ^$ u C: _+ F( l
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 8 i% s: c5 T! g5 u
Teacher: No, that's wrong
9 @, ?% I' K4 hGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 3 L% z9 B, g- a: Y
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' _! L" J. z" B$ n* P
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
' M. c d: o$ S" |$ g$ [. p. L& KTeacher: What are you talking about?
1 S1 i/ g, K2 x; y7 s* s0 @( C! A% |6 bDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. . P- A' F$ h I; T9 J4 L' S
! R1 G1 E; E/ b" `6 Y) MTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
, w7 [" c! ?9 Q2 `' \& p1 |- lWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 `) r/ N$ e/ |# D6 L5 T$ CGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 5 m! H* W% ]+ S0 ~, a1 z; z
/ v2 K$ Z3 h# U* x) sTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
( b6 Z, u7 i9 f8 h4 e. `* `Millie: I is... 8 Q, \/ D2 B- h5 n5 ?. Z, V5 j, H
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * J$ F p% i6 k
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : D7 {' D. Q# E7 q8 Z
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ! _* d$ O5 h2 x8 x: q# e9 X
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 w0 a( W1 _' Y+ |& q M7 g% Q
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? # R' `6 \1 r9 V/ E( ?6 v
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? & ~) t8 }6 l0 d. a4 l& W4 G3 _
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 x5 Q# q1 ~! s) J. e( M
! ^6 I! y: M% A# U, ^5 H; XTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 2 a, d' M5 U$ A7 r; m# B5 m# I- b) s
Harold: A teacher
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