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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids are Quick
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# ^# u* [7 N% N/ QTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ x; Q+ ]4 \; z0 t) l: F2 I8 _Maria: Here it is. ( h- y/ g9 w% Z6 p
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- k0 F1 w. [$ E9 S+ t+ tClass: Maria. : q5 Z2 C' D# d9 N

+ B/ j# m. s: f0 E* q# ?Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
. G0 f2 {! b2 W1 P" IJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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, D* p" Z3 z1 B3 U' HTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
# Y4 {* {; z3 }1 q) q/ h$ M" oGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
$ z2 d  e! I# K- ~5 v' X! S9 lTeacher: No, that's wrong
. u, P) h7 A% `/ f5 ~Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* T8 P. ?. G. T2 w& ^. n6 KTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# Y. L: N  T7 s4 TDonald: H I J K L M N O.
8 b" y; r. \, ?/ ^Teacher: What are you talking about? 0 v( l2 {1 a8 |( S4 D
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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" k( u5 J2 f  [6 U9 `$ t) bTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - b* k9 U; v+ _( Z
Winnie: Me!
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+ T* a9 L+ x+ b9 m$ O# r/ QTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / e' Y2 \, q0 ~& B
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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; Z  G8 J% v/ L( s1 oTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
2 W4 w5 `$ X% M  S& Q" i' XMillie: I is... , {7 \. P3 p# c
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
" c( X4 Y! i- i: f( z% w5 |8 r) X' HMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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& Z7 N# {) W/ e3 ]  N; JTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / t$ v- P% R1 b; ^+ D
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 8 l5 e7 E  j7 O3 G6 ~, _9 Y1 |

3 l7 @8 R4 N- ?& `& V$ ATeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 \8 U7 Q5 Y% Z( X9 U$ USimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 c$ ^. I. p5 K6 U) W, sClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 0 L: H6 R* J8 D# U2 `* [- s% T
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 C4 ^2 ~3 r' F' x/ hHarold: A teacher ) Z+ D( m0 p( D! S) C5 k

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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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( z" M  ?3 Z# V( @! WThe last one is GREAT!
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
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