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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
( Q, R. Y4 e: V3 ]' XMaria: Here it is. $ I2 q1 Z( h& E2 `
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 v. Q( s4 p; ` wClass: Maria.
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3 i! u% q5 x0 k8 O% gTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 Q/ h4 x8 [' t: p/ R
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ P0 v. }! g6 \ uTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
l/ a a2 D3 D% `7 D3 _- V4 m& m' oGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : {1 T) j9 M6 S. U0 o
Teacher: No, that's wrong
) L3 r' s2 ~: N6 e6 lGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. : M/ J. H- x* ~/ _5 |
' s# v h4 p) Y3 O% STeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 1 q5 `9 s( p4 f+ l! ?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
) \7 ]% W- i% I' W6 zTeacher: What are you talking about? ; G# {2 ?9 V- ?8 u4 y5 y
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. X" `+ m& s M: YTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 [! v8 `" S" h2 U+ o! Q; J5 ?
Winnie: Me! ! B+ v% B) E" C& q! n- |% T
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 _3 N" Z: M0 Z
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 ^1 V0 Q" G" l2 A
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 D0 I( a% y7 T6 C$ B: m8 BMillie: I is...
1 G+ G K3 b' g% {Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: B+ C$ e) H7 S! `! ], k, ]5 uMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 u6 X8 R1 J. F6 B: fTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " U! b1 }8 X& ] o
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 7 h) M. w, ]$ w, @
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 ~% z- H; w1 P [1 @8 A+ fSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* V2 a: Y; M, Q( I, dTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( O) l( @) {' v2 y( cClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ h1 c% |) ~. f" n7 ^; h9 r$ UHarold: A teacher
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