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, Z, b) @$ n8 h6 kTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
; p3 o6 g2 Z+ }' v6 O+ _Maria: Here it is. 0 D, X' C1 P y9 D
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
/ o# Q2 R1 @6 t8 VClass: Maria. & y: E$ F/ t) `0 W
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : V' b' J% W t1 O2 L' m/ z0 P
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 1 h- y2 c& Z/ }# k/ W
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ A; u* D4 _" | f# v9 KTeacher: No, that's wrong
9 g5 g0 I% |& z2 s, RGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 9 m3 @* ]7 z0 I6 w7 `+ }. `
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 2 Y4 C ^& a. B# V9 @
Teacher: What are you talking about? 0 }0 v& ^) [' z9 J7 ]
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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/ [" J Z3 }! ^$ Z/ yTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 2 F7 C- ?/ m r4 J8 e
Winnie: Me! / A8 p- ?! }- |9 B
! u3 J& n+ L! b* K( |6 cTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( a; G. e0 Z9 ^" QGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 2 V' b7 X1 Y4 S" N
Millie: I is...
# } O, K4 q0 V% lTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ \9 c. o5 ~ g# C0 r3 t
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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! F7 o6 g' {9 o' z5 q- I/ o7 B @: LTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 }+ |# M3 v' u' _+ K' T5 v, q# Y( fLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , R. E' g) `& Q0 H
0 f1 H2 }: j9 \& {9 i YTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ' _2 U& K- j4 Z+ W
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 3 |$ ^$ C$ N8 }& ], e
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 j5 w: d7 _/ h2 m% GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 3 P: _- b3 P s0 j
Harold: A teacher " m" x+ e' o0 u
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