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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& O( H( T; {2 L6 A3 m* e9 qMaria: Here it is.
7 \; S# Z- I4 N$ R% J8 \. ITeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
; M& U1 ]5 k, T8 y" ]. _Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 7 g+ c- e# i( Q6 x
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ) e; m7 C7 b" r7 S: j j5 ? v/ N
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. b8 G$ v/ d" u/ L% i& eGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
' Y, e/ Q! v8 N. U8 r) Q5 y" PTeacher: No, that's wrong ! U; f% x$ m% C, n+ t1 h
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! [$ R5 g: x; K& sDonald: H I J K L M N O.
" ~1 z* @. V& v5 H) m1 \: iTeacher: What are you talking about? % v4 I+ ~6 s; p7 P0 H3 m; D
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 P" T% |9 c' v/ s$ m' j" G
5 i$ b* a5 M u9 d9 R1 ATeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 ?! Y" [+ E4 r- ]6 E5 PWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! k& C& Y1 Q2 A- m. Y8 UGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , Y& N) \9 W0 u2 i4 L m7 ]
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
' D0 ^8 u! t# F; f+ ?& T I8 zMillie: I is...
/ d7 C( M* p7 [+ QTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , i: G( r7 s2 V/ g7 l
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 1 I: o' b) J+ S& b" |5 b* Q) I
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. / B( `) s% {- ?+ G* ^
% s( k1 M, f: w& \2 ^Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? . W1 b. O& G% y; b7 C1 a l3 }
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ r$ ]7 Z3 U; \
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
0 P* N5 a0 K. BClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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- A1 G% S) m5 F$ K# A0 l5 `7 BTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 a3 u$ ~7 B( u9 d% Q
Harold: A teacher
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