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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( U" ~' J* o* _0 D6 F7 F
Maria: Here it is.
1 \7 F' _" F# E, m( nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 5 _2 `0 f% n. r$ G
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) r& I0 p) ?$ z$ wTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: f' D. {, O+ z3 cJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. " K% @: K8 u+ f; y* Q
) x s7 e; j# Q: \Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
+ V. H/ l6 }8 k l# lGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 5 z6 C3 h, m7 b! u6 G5 h) a
Teacher: No, that's wrong . t! `7 m8 K; f: R7 ^' b0 p
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # F7 g$ K; P, y9 g& @
Donald: H I J K L M N O. / x9 \0 Z# P% F( Z3 W
Teacher: What are you talking about?
7 B9 m( q, J: I3 ^2 I! \Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. % g) p# c4 p! p N I8 H9 J
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 A6 m( e! c7 w6 z8 W
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 4 q6 r- `+ ?' {
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 R2 z: p# J( g: E/ A7 CTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." / N8 ~% y! V9 L2 A# R; O
Millie: I is... 6 l2 g5 q/ ~% U6 x2 W
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ( J* y4 K, G: o3 J' o) k# u$ n
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 j M4 J* {) T8 i/ h3 J$ BLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ; p+ l; Y) e+ F. K |* k
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 q+ V, C: s0 g9 T. M# @& Y2 v; Q
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 C6 w |. @7 w
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 L- e U1 z- M% a6 C! CClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - M: `! |; Y# l1 a
" @7 z2 l* q+ cTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? + I. s' y3 B3 Y# }, ?
Harold: A teacher ! A8 {; |- U$ J' S: ]1 @0 Q4 O& ?+ T
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