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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
8 Z3 @7 M5 D) C$ V- c7 yMaria: Here it is. 6 L9 b+ q3 U$ n1 c0 }
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 w0 f( _: Y/ a" c7 a, \Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 E$ A K2 r6 S5 B- ]
John: You told me to do it without using tables. % y i: L$ W$ A/ q6 u$ G, W. G
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 z2 T# t$ ?' t" x( q/ nGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
o6 O9 o i# j) BTeacher: No, that's wrong . g; K$ H' v& I
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # K- S& D! d9 S5 e; N+ Q) @9 R! M
! A3 X/ A1 h3 C" D( J7 f1 V" v- fTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' z: W& o' H4 c+ gDonald: H I J K L M N O. 0 e) s0 j! |' d+ d
Teacher: What are you talking about?
% `4 T9 \- H" c& u! e. Y: zDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 w- x Q7 n! T2 B3 e8 VTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 k8 l# D/ f/ R1 v9 ~
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: d0 c* d: L1 {* H/ A: x5 m0 l6 ^Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 9 N* q& i) N) G
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ( v5 { U' Q, m) {8 D7 `7 @* l
Millie: I is...
/ F6 T+ H4 U _8 q/ LTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ) _& b. ?6 ~- ] W9 t
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." " N K3 l( i, y# e+ \2 N: O
1 c6 C5 [: O# e" r0 NTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, a6 G. v( t! _4 ]. ILouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; i- g& J" n9 P8 M6 ^2 P$ _" MSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ }, {4 q& ~) z) `3 R) t. C# q
* M! ?- H2 p! A" nTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 Q% M8 p' w; m& _. }$ b; w
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * f- H A8 b( l/ ]- \
$ \; ]5 t+ R9 w$ mTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " \4 n$ d/ |# S0 G
Harold: A teacher
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