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+ a+ o0 y5 z" O" | t. G2 l! Z! M# C& OTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( J/ {: V7 N4 J; y. c. B
Maria: Here it is. 1 E4 Y# p% e7 H9 X5 ~% r
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
5 r3 _' z7 d# ?& l4 K; ^Class: Maria. 7 d1 M# ^0 T; {
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! Y0 ?& k% n* WJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 0 Y5 c6 e+ M k2 P: T, Y; h
0 T+ `, I v6 w7 PTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ y- I7 \0 [, X) U3 S4 u7 I* v
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
; Y5 j9 O9 P( T- XTeacher: No, that's wrong
- j* U% e' |( `3 ~Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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+ ~+ b0 q7 t) x) s; D# i+ X( OTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, f+ Q5 i8 h; \Donald: H I J K L M N O.
% ~1 x% p9 o3 ?" l7 R7 T/ OTeacher: What are you talking about?
! E4 K) I, G0 t! c+ L: V4 ~Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 `! }2 A# e5 F+ d1 p% }Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % y0 p0 q# |+ P/ p; ~; `
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # E5 Y/ i S+ {* O' y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 1 J; t2 x1 `$ p$ _" `' o1 y
Millie: I is...
' a, J1 s) N. D H! ?, u* ZTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ q" x! j: H" M" ?Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' k; ^3 t' q$ HLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ) n4 ` l3 H% a/ C- S8 y
/ B1 s% S# Y8 k: Y6 b% E3 ATeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
; {2 i7 w4 S# l% t3 m9 GSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? ; x% q6 K9 r# V
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 c0 H0 s: T" P! ?- {$ R5 THarold: A teacher ) ^6 I3 _" B) K
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