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: S/ Y. X9 n, Y) d+ dTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. * I2 h# f: \- w- }" ~
Maria: Here it is. # n5 w5 \0 {7 P0 D+ f- x! Y
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , K$ z! `. z$ J7 @: Y9 c
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; d6 E4 h/ j: {; ?Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ( A8 T( I8 f, P8 t0 h; _
John: You told me to do it without using tables. # ?, M; H7 y! r* f2 i
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; M( `: z2 g9 vGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" * \) Z; r" W p: s8 d+ ?
Teacher: No, that's wrong # q- _; [1 C, H* W2 S
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 7 X0 N( T6 \& d& D- j1 R1 |
: z: _" W9 F& R4 ITeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 a" q) k [# T; s/ _; J4 cDonald: H I J K L M N O. - o" r; _% b, t( ^: ^7 V, V
Teacher: What are you talking about? . V: w9 j8 f# x8 f9 f5 {
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
- D) n" m, e. aWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ' W( e/ y k. @+ D/ v, `, t# f
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ! p4 A/ U2 d! q
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 k( I c; ?& m& vMillie: I is...
6 v- }; e% r) pTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 8 O8 ?. s/ B: ^3 w/ z7 |( I% @& u
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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8 H5 A2 W1 @! B5 mTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ \: @8 Y& C1 j4 j) _" W* fLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. % T' G e/ ?8 G) J3 }1 R8 {
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! M% Q* l* C8 V1 qSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 0 D+ M! s: u6 ]0 T
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 x* y0 ?* W+ \# V- e3 rClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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) R! @. N" I" u3 q+ w! P9 X4 u# vTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 V( G# V; \3 D* t' PHarold: A teacher ( e! B9 F% N: [1 J
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