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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! V/ R( Y9 i, I" _# r
Maria: Here it is. " T1 i5 r# C" Z. V" o% a: J+ g2 N
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , @5 P, c$ n7 r7 h$ ?* ^' V" f/ d
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4 `4 ]; A6 @1 n9 xTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 {3 p" {; e- P* B9 z: R
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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' e9 o7 n6 }2 u S( T- s2 e; e" iTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
1 l/ S3 c- c9 J: o0 wGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
/ P+ o; _! K. `Teacher: No, that's wrong
/ X$ R% D1 w* b7 ^" aGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& g* v5 K8 ~6 C+ k, QTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 a( I) D7 ?( z4 D2 zDonald: H I J K L M N O.
8 r4 V' H3 q5 W l4 P0 k; F' ITeacher: What are you talking about?
- e6 l* U& Y b/ y2 k4 X WDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ! v7 D+ G/ M- |$ m; |
) V6 f, }# C" |& l/ |; r% g8 |Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. / K$ s9 O7 r' z! s. O- q
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; O! t: J$ F( z. b* H6 g% [Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 W, V. g2 @" b/ |) E5 X0 J$ HTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . e4 F' k& D7 ]: S/ h
Millie: I is...
/ `4 i" Q! z |4 e. v; dTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 Q. g% }, {, s5 Y1 d C& Z9 H; VMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 y" \2 ~- s8 {5 y
# X8 u( I5 h6 B+ T/ `Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / H) R7 b E+ {0 n
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : S# ]8 X$ N$ K! T
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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+ [, o4 Q# L. L* |6 o; Z+ QTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
, a5 _/ ~ {) l+ A/ hClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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" S* l& E! ^. U/ g2 ^1 xTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
' i# B* {) f, d3 }3 s! i Y4 FHarold: A teacher 2 q- H3 H- A2 m
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