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, }( N' V @. h3 K$ oTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
9 H' @& O; j6 Z7 kMaria: Here it is. : }4 M- d- o9 Q2 x9 h+ c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
9 q: w3 Q6 [$ T" HClass: Maria. ; W8 R) n1 z" \9 _) B" l2 R! a* \
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 l! F" i! ~5 A3 v9 A+ e
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% Q y" x2 R# j* nGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
4 G) C7 N. \: w5 U bTeacher: No, that's wrong
& {1 M6 C( N. F. @# M2 c6 vGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ q- T' f* g% ?" j, i5 ?Donald: H I J K L M N O. * j+ ^/ V8 e2 y3 x8 q9 M
Teacher: What are you talking about?
% b2 h, ~- H+ U/ @5 |- _4 LDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & O8 X) v3 T; ^! L$ A* }% g1 r
/ k0 K% K. m2 ]4 DTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. & m: d+ U! `8 [* a3 h
Winnie: Me! , [4 q4 m ?) ?, t. Q
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
* ^, P+ v; C/ R q3 bGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - N! H2 H$ ?5 m9 ?
8 `- y: T+ @( L sTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 K. r) k& u0 uMillie: I is... + e5 J8 a) J- c* f# w& A3 o
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 ^8 U0 y5 @5 ]) S
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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, l; e$ j; U' sTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 H. u) W* d" B) H; W5 }6 B7 r8 oLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( M: V& ?0 E% H* e0 I# W$ \; B
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? : }& `% h5 T0 I) P
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! @9 R% q2 I# q) R7 d. C
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 y9 X( n y( c8 O9 X1 ?7 \) i: _Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ) k) l* U' B Z1 ?3 @. A
Harold: A teacher
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