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; ]; c4 N w7 B1 q. l* zTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ Q- B9 J8 B {9 U% R; T! cMaria: Here it is.
+ }3 ^. ^6 c# TTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: h* `+ R9 t W% D+ C5 j) l7 rClass: Maria. 2 P( c, j7 |* x
" H2 T, z8 s% {) j( E; |Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 H% y# A/ a( b) I: ]
John: You told me to do it without using tables. + l2 u* o3 M- m' L" H
0 x' B8 K! K+ \6 J' J3 v8 WTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& N2 R* i0 ~& p6 kGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
1 q7 P4 R, P5 ^% F, nTeacher: No, that's wrong
" ~7 ]) C/ p3 c+ x/ A$ Y) m2 SGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 0 c% {" A. l0 B
: X8 l6 [% Y7 C4 o0 VTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ) M/ Y: ]/ i) |, s5 X
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
9 M9 C. _5 K6 g; ~7 `Teacher: What are you talking about? ; u: t/ Q+ P0 |2 _1 j
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. & d! U/ R, U: {/ }8 f8 M4 q
; u7 E3 H$ e) E3 PTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 9 G, A/ t/ h# o8 M8 V% t3 K
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) w5 W' |/ {, O1 V6 h' Q, L2 O7 `
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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, |7 K8 z# T ~$ L( @Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." % _6 G+ `! S$ e d$ c
Millie: I is... 4 i; n" y t; ?" o+ o0 ~4 `) l ]" S9 R
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 7 T2 {& i* D6 a( h$ {% s2 q$ S
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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* ^* S4 c/ w, A: HTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? $ H& t# c/ g- ?$ ]. }- f' C; O- K" _
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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+ g# y: G' a7 R% ]2 NTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * x7 f* _! W4 R5 C( ?4 F
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 H- r* a2 B- B+ |# m1 ?Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( S5 J+ q2 B5 b t) c4 w
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% Q* R( q; h n' O7 jHarold: A teacher ' {6 \3 W, s/ e
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