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: t0 @3 s/ H _4 cTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
: }/ e! C7 w+ y( _Maria: Here it is. 3 U+ Z4 y! a$ E5 U. R
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? & z: G% P1 C7 D
Class: Maria.
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9 b1 v, H7 C; K. }7 e/ x3 s8 B) CTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% ? ]7 I7 U8 \! F7 {' c% c, e# I. WJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 3 M$ ]" [6 A7 x9 x0 Z
$ O7 I+ X/ E" H$ [6 WTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" # A* [: j2 j2 J% B
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 B5 h; h* p0 tTeacher: No, that's wrong
* I% E- E1 u, t' d8 q1 o7 X, qGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * j. H( a R$ |
1 s2 X9 e% @% O1 J9 ~Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ' b: U8 U: r0 v
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
: E6 r- W% V' `$ L5 q4 dTeacher: What are you talking about?
% F4 \0 \& X% z, b$ l/ y; Z8 uDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 s% a# u4 ]1 h0 ^2 \, NWinnie: Me! * U. e, T, G5 } G
, i) g4 T$ a* {$ ^/ ]- t3 zTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 6 P. i. P/ X/ \# ]- g6 }
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." . x) t. d' e% n. k9 b/ f
Millie: I is...
# x! ]) f% l9 o& x6 A' nTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! H6 N/ z* ^/ u6 m0 k6 XMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) K0 I- i d9 S5 `
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , R9 {) @% U5 n2 S: d0 J
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
6 z1 w/ z8 j1 I' [- U3 o# }, Y* PSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * n9 v' r: P7 u |* g" y3 o, l# x) ?
4 ]. W: y* J. O9 r) gTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 6 ]2 f/ e c2 V7 ?
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ y: z/ w; R; {: W& r+ z
Harold: A teacher ( X# T q A9 @& z' i0 w7 r) C
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