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Kids are Quick

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发表于 2008-3-7 20:50 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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* v% Q8 h; O2 W+ ~7 Q) ]- MTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. . \5 E# P, [0 _
Maria: Here it is. & v, h: U7 h) ]6 L4 n
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
1 ^1 P: ~8 U8 I, ]9 t- z7 hClass: Maria. 7 s! q8 |3 B0 o7 ]& U

2 R. m2 B! D5 ~2 G+ E1 F' i& F( v6 w8 L& zTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ v+ l' _$ z! l5 v5 VJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 I1 [; F; B! E4 |+ mTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" $ F. h/ [; V3 q- `6 w3 O- L
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
7 n5 V6 h+ `6 \Teacher: No, that's wrong ) u/ p% w. R5 h; @/ G
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 v& \: H/ ?) d

5 y. }& S" F8 c% mTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 x: M; B) q/ @1 l
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 n1 y' H+ J4 m4 i) O0 k6 ^9 W7 f) `2 ?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
! K: G1 x2 T# F; {/ B9 {, ZDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% Q5 s0 e3 I5 E8 ^8 S) ]+ PWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 K$ B0 d1 V' E4 VGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ( q# R, ~4 v- I7 O' {$ \
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
1 m; }# ~8 k. T' RMillie: I is... ; o9 K& z# [/ G
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 }2 x* Q# @$ G& W" e1 Q1 n
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." % p- c; t& K) P4 U, F  v
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 f2 Y% _9 @( u! N- tLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
  c5 Q+ \0 |. R0 }Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , P# z6 V9 F  R' u: d

7 b# I$ `, E9 HTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 y! Q, @& Q" O4 N( ^. R0 IClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 6 E3 ~* W: O) }

+ q6 y7 ?5 h  u1 q3 C1 r' ^) K$ ITeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - c" z1 \  ?) g. I4 L/ k. x% x! f
Harold: A teacher . A4 C; z1 c/ A& k- j5 F0 ?

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发表于 2008-3-8 07:59 | 显示全部楼层
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The last one is GREAT!
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