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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. $ W% J& E: ]* g
Maria: Here it is. ; @+ ?6 J [6 d" d
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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2 c% H9 }: v' y% p2 k# f! r5 K/ o0 rTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " E {5 h5 e @& D# r( B: l
John: You told me to do it without using tables. + C) z3 v+ f- b) | F+ X8 i
* ^5 m9 z) [2 Q8 i( M. ~/ NTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
6 L* `: {: ]% g5 G; jGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
6 C4 U2 d' k' r* ]Teacher: No, that's wrong
% L& W" o# G& m& @4 N( x* fGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
% E6 H% ?, J0 i. P" gDonald: H I J K L M N O. 9 x3 g6 v0 L9 K, O8 i) P
Teacher: What are you talking about? 8 S5 v0 m/ `- O4 l8 U
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 Y1 T# Z! N; I4 `& N
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. : T" Z/ z' T" x, }8 D: U
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 3 V- n7 @$ m2 L5 z& Q; t9 M" v
Millie: I is...
. X! |+ G. x5 o, z2 LTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
$ ~; h3 i g% V# B3 y3 |Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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n, l! e" e9 ]% {) kTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? % x# U) I3 |# j) h! @
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : ?. J9 L+ d) F. ^, X
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? , C! L( p7 s& f( p2 y8 Z8 K9 c6 _
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 6 ]. P5 p( M" a2 e# S; t7 U/ n
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" ` l* Q. r. A# c2 UClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ' i: g2 |! h. ]8 ^& a4 ?
Harold: A teacher
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