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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 2 K' ?8 F& l$ {+ C9 q. E0 q- F
Maria: Here it is. " l7 e2 i5 T' j; y+ f- c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
: B, s9 e4 W& X# rClass: Maria.
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) Q3 r4 }- ~( E. G; N2 UTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ N0 n3 w$ W4 U J) V. m4 M- L* i; mJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. # h, ]7 W$ k1 ^
1 q0 K5 E6 h1 P0 |* oTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
( K5 z9 n; d5 N% p! ~) P7 d. @2 wGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
% O: @3 I3 u& o! m/ N. @Teacher: No, that's wrong
6 ?% c1 o, g$ @2 ~Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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2 r/ e( m- G* k' O$ z7 o! F: C8 eTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ; N. y6 w* W! e/ f* q; z S% y
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 6 z& g' Z* @/ d8 q
Teacher: What are you talking about?
' E6 ]( s: E; f% @, O5 ^1 I) |: uDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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! I! W) Z' }$ G- j3 E3 ^Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: k6 ]# R2 L, DWinnie: Me! 2 y- o1 O, I+ J1 }1 e" P4 K
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 7 n0 y; R' f+ c" D
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. $ o- V0 {) m; w) X0 d* v
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& P$ u% D: y$ }Millie: I is...
M1 F2 }( u' a$ ]& z" FTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
M. D9 u5 ~( f2 D' ~Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) n" P0 t6 o2 O- T
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 3 A) K% `5 A4 V- n+ N
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? , ~# K' C) p% G D$ l
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. , y. s1 d \( n3 e
8 Z _) q& i l( QTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* N Q; U, G) l t1 U/ dClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. - }! A; l( n3 S4 y
0 K( L9 q. s# Y* lTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
" L8 p! L/ m8 o8 T8 yHarold: A teacher $ A8 K, S# j+ E: X9 G4 S
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