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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! T- `* L e3 N$ Y rMaria: Here it is. # n) V3 ~" \$ M. d! R2 e% E
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 F1 O% v6 m( O8 `9 a
Class: Maria.
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/ I/ x. i+ Z: b" D5 r: nTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ _, a* ~7 a2 C3 F6 D' e" EJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. . p$ }; b5 h) k" L) `! M
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
9 Y0 J& m4 e% F9 ?Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
: Y6 u# r: }, h" R% RTeacher: No, that's wrong D) ^7 @7 O# p. ?- O# g( e
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ w" L2 J9 o$ u$ ^; S: k5 gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? : z0 Y0 h; W0 w; C' {; x
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
$ T' `# O, _& h7 c! t( O" z& R5 hTeacher: What are you talking about? / H% S* x, \* Y2 R: v# u. V3 p
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . n/ j! F+ N- W# s9 u! M0 T. E
Winnie: Me!
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) {* g2 i& Q5 _1 J1 ZTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) b: P& s4 q0 L1 D$ X- [/ N4 dGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. * @. I5 l8 j$ E3 s- m2 [5 g
0 f* D' `, j* K# B/ C! C3 Q( `Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) e+ ^' k" b* E9 E
Millie: I is...
* D0 `& r+ K% _+ u$ e( l$ R' JTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
% i# {& Y/ k7 v' d! d& G WMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / C7 V4 N5 N: k3 n& D& q* p1 K
8 J. Z$ o) Z3 iTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ' Z, }. h2 s9 S) V3 [
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. & U, W: n7 i1 R( c
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 4 ` y3 u, e+ G% r u; b. J2 {& y) f
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 z4 D! t; T9 I \2 h% PTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. n0 W3 ] k: p: DClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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0 a, F; Z. T0 r* c. G' nTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 4 u4 o9 { s8 j! c
Harold: A teacher
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