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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
! A$ S6 S- L- I3 g7 D! y+ dMaria: Here it is. ; ^, x+ ]$ l' b
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
2 h' {" V! t( m2 D" qClass: Maria. # n- r) J' A+ X; V' B
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' U4 z" l1 e# S* k C
John: You told me to do it without using tables. + Y4 w; _- [" L7 w& U u
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
! P; y `7 Q% Y0 Y L% k/ vGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
# b1 [4 z" [6 v! h% q4 _4 nTeacher: No, that's wrong
5 _8 T2 c! T2 x6 N: K/ a+ MGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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' }6 s+ b* j* }: t. `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ W. h9 n& f. P. M( KDonald: H I J K L M N O. ! w* Z0 L7 V, q% H2 c! y- Q
Teacher: What are you talking about?
: |( V4 U h. q8 RDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: X' m) F' ^/ f6 t- q" z# NTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 ~( n6 D9 Z) U8 z. J3 w
Winnie: Me!
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3 D% t; Z* D, l3 t( l3 nTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ; @: z2 y- E( u% T
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. w- t7 @+ ?' |8 ]. M
9 y0 m" d2 e/ u+ J4 e( c2 H7 oTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* w U6 x' v2 ^, p9 L+ sMillie: I is...
& n5 |7 v9 r; C# d3 n1 {6 yTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
- K3 n& S# L" z5 UMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 3 A3 Q5 d( j4 l/ `+ V
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- x, H* ^7 ?; J" ~( \Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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& R7 q6 _6 @% `. d" b; v5 }Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 Z* d+ A1 E, n& m X D* ~' VSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 5 }" t9 v" A. b1 }- o
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ o# E, J. y1 k: _# a9 `Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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, s; E. a1 U6 q" Y l* kTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
) [& \4 T% i/ ^. ^2 ~. ~Harold: A teacher
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