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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ m6 e& K ?1 \6 U- l) {- E0 j$ |5 [Maria: Here it is.
& S( e4 |) t; T* Y2 ^6 c+ ETeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 6 A8 C% L# y- T; ~4 R0 D+ b
Class: Maria.
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6 O5 I6 R9 v. E2 R7 \, ?Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 U; r& K+ P0 W1 I
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 R5 ~" r% W8 e7 x1 q7 @2 G4 ATeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" : }7 Q7 T- r) A7 J$ I
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / x ^7 [: W: Q5 k# S. L" H9 E# R
Teacher: No, that's wrong 2 h' [; K- Z. @: e# N
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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% s% y, v8 m- U) Z& l( w: iTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( S9 m, f7 N& ~$ d. W0 Z# xDonald: H I J K L M N O.
; J4 Q3 u2 U7 f6 m9 l& p$ |Teacher: What are you talking about?
2 ^0 I( Q7 C' o9 xDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 j9 \7 ?' P% n% z/ eTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 [7 ^: {) ~! c' IWinnie: Me!
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7 H/ C! |* A4 l3 G0 J }7 G; ATeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 \% k& Z# c# \% J2 l% NGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." , T* `( x, }7 `& [
Millie: I is...
3 w1 F* l$ e* U' {/ l7 VTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 9 f2 P" {. z3 H7 ]$ Z
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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. Z2 U4 z. C3 z2 | V/ D) BTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) c) k. w% Z+ _% QLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ( M6 f5 h" g) L2 n. }. b7 a3 w
, v9 }. g: t" {0 r: E0 P+ B4 ^Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 \( V8 d6 H: J' A% u+ LSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) {2 @& Q% _/ n4 B ]Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: H# `/ |8 ?# H! R4 f" S, SClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ( O! l/ B p& J8 b
7 Q( F6 C# p: e8 n" x6 @0 u6 XTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ K5 ^( ]/ T' }5 S3 AHarold: A teacher ; U- s; p4 ?, u) J2 u# W
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