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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
+ t' K7 r. r( D8 y! AMaria: Here it is. . x; o( w5 v6 |
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : A' ?: z; R% {
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
6 y* M& C" }) HJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. : @: P- n a$ {; J
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" & B3 T1 O" y3 u1 w
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" ; ~. U& g8 [# s& j9 G
Teacher: No, that's wrong , m9 ], P) `$ k2 i
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 ]9 k. _& P: ?0 \) E
0 W2 s0 h/ n: D% h+ ~Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 3 O. D4 a" b/ e& ?, C/ }
Donald: H I J K L M N O. + w9 n8 _* i4 m& g1 E6 W k" s
Teacher: What are you talking about?
* g4 s! F" d1 b' L& v' @Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5 M; p& A" ? x3 Z
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. ' g2 p. c: C5 n/ p' a% y1 B: j& f
Winnie: Me! 6 J8 c/ n" X G% C! a, ~
# H, u4 @+ l- h, {6 STeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
+ q$ n4 C! C0 ?! g& E6 E* EGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. & Y* ? y1 S4 H
: Q' C! w) |- s( Z9 I8 Z, o7 c1 ^Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 G/ ^. N' z9 l3 F
Millie: I is... 7 `+ V5 k& F+ L+ ], w2 }: S
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 b; h* N% b7 Q D* v1 l+ E
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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: i3 @# o* d. o1 k. p$ _% nTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* M9 Q* S- x. @# n9 cLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , {0 b5 f) D" y( X! \
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ K# {" v( J' G) OSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ! F% k# c4 z. N
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' b6 R5 | N7 q( D7 _/ Q0 EClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 1 e" X v( ]3 o; N9 O# E+ i9 l
Harold: A teacher
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