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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
. ?3 w! Y& F/ H0 I- S, V8 f3 FMaria: Here it is.
% K0 R& n, |0 h# W7 ]1 o% R, nTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
$ M3 m# T. ~, F1 W3 ^5 S$ C! yClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 T6 @3 p l& O5 \0 N' g
John: You told me to do it without using tables. ; t; a. g3 T1 [( B# {
3 A1 Z7 X$ O2 t% h/ ^9 Z4 dTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ) C! K8 S; ~3 l
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
5 d- h6 }# {& }" KTeacher: No, that's wrong % t" r, ?; {' W% `, E" C0 h3 L
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 j: R* W" b. I9 W: E" X+ PDonald: H I J K L M N O.
7 |: j% P6 ?4 k, ETeacher: What are you talking about? / h" o6 D7 f! x. B6 y9 b
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 1 T" D. T$ i, @, n! u
. m/ P, X: g0 R' w! d: ITeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 8 M6 Z# G3 C5 B2 u) L
Winnie: Me! 0 r/ ^" p8 E: S% U6 G9 H* ]+ u
# L. Z6 L, y$ n& t1 i Y- yTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 0 v+ t) T) n8 B- C5 F
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - ]: F/ v/ H9 E* l/ z0 x
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
& V3 e- Y1 }. M+ v2 m7 c! n. {2 LMillie: I is...
; i' C n" d. i$ ?0 ?' [* Z3 O; b( K ~Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." / F( s+ H/ A. ^5 E9 o% Y
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." & N6 J0 \- p. I6 l# N* n1 T
- x4 F. u! F- Y p HTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? * Z- w* d/ s: B' L$ N* T
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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9 R$ i5 E+ a& y0 Q s6 g9 hTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? - q8 m2 r! }& q/ l4 Y F9 g) u8 E1 u
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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4 J2 g( p, S% o/ Q8 Q0 wTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& I/ Q7 d5 V% n# U/ J3 I* V7 d. kClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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3 j2 g. p: \5 mTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # T9 h* S. s* E
Harold: A teacher
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