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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ) F7 a$ Z$ N% m' G- Y% v9 C
Maria: Here it is.
: b. q2 B8 n$ `: _9 \% ?, }6 wTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? , f: }9 F3 \( \1 ?
Class: Maria. + C; @! m/ @9 r* N8 Z F* \" j/ n
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( k$ f* n4 c' Q! F( v. ^( k' mJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
|# m; @1 Z' uGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / w! I6 n `+ W" f% U
Teacher: No, that's wrong 8 H$ X, r3 ?5 ~. S9 {' m1 y/ T
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 8 J; e9 h2 @" I4 P4 \0 x
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? # v# N0 h6 W- Z* I8 d
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
u7 L: t; y8 \3 PTeacher: What are you talking about?
3 ^; W3 g! C' ~, N2 T% E1 XDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. : ~/ L7 ^1 J5 f0 Y
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % p6 }' {4 A4 i5 p o" d9 z# S
Winnie: Me! + Y( _( x7 h/ ?# F& @! A
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
9 s1 \: O" P/ P. [* F- T9 qGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - ~6 C [4 t6 g3 J% I) k
; z" C7 g. d# Y2 p: y! nTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
6 X Z' U6 ^4 h5 Y$ tMillie: I is... / B! W" K3 l; I# f8 }* O
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
6 F% E3 d7 G! f/ jMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 D9 F/ q7 H! KLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , E$ P" |: w4 H% m2 Q- Y: T
5 M! U# N; |1 E+ KTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: F8 s- U" G. F B2 ySimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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- q+ r0 V8 M' F" J1 t( i; YTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 j4 R7 m6 V- ?5 ^Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 j1 N" M. H0 r* I* ~/ W5 B" u- mHarold: A teacher
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