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8 _9 e C* P( |/ jTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ( g' \' K \9 ^& d' e5 q, W$ B) L
Maria: Here it is. * A$ R; V+ N, C5 v6 m" r$ H4 G
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
8 {9 w7 k5 g5 U4 {Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? " C: V# Q: k/ a% z; Z
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. U, X( @# D$ o3 TGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
* n# R+ D) X4 oTeacher: No, that's wrong
* V: t% H( C" n' v5 s( W; qGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * K" k1 W4 S4 t# i! G z" ]
% {* m* n% X4 s" H: j/ H% QTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ! p2 t' Q# c* `' z
Donald: H I J K L M N O. ! p) I9 v) f9 F2 |4 V
Teacher: What are you talking about?
^" C7 ^" ]! v/ g- aDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 c4 p: X4 b, w5 l8 B. E0 m ~Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. % f: I t1 J; R @* Y
Winnie: Me! 5 L" I# |" [/ h! P* F5 P. {
: @1 C2 P" Y8 T5 k; F3 [Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? # o: Z* G. ? ?0 e' Y. ^1 Q0 V
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 M4 d' |2 K2 H2 H \) d; ?Millie: I is...
2 Z' D7 f2 P! U \/ FTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : T5 K3 n4 ?9 ]9 W% Z9 e3 b
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." : v }' {- V% F( a- w
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? " ^- j; r& {. L9 j3 `
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. R9 r3 x. I5 ?9 p$ {Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. $ {. E, O/ M7 U0 d. P/ W" r
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? # S2 C# \% \ R7 w8 B, h5 B# v
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 3 r( D" u6 x* u6 a+ ^% I) G
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 ?- e9 e$ i1 J* g
Harold: A teacher , @ z0 |$ m7 v3 N. V' l$ x
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