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# ~; j1 _& _8 Z r, [Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 ?5 U, V% R- A. X- y% `Maria: Here it is. 0 S2 V3 y8 q& I$ ]+ ^# V
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? : f" H2 a4 G$ q- G& Y; n/ D
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * Z! n. n6 t$ K
John: You told me to do it without using tables. & N7 D0 p0 ~7 T) H; G" B
6 R, T! r5 X$ ?# mTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
5 P( Z6 ^# R5 {! U2 m# U7 `' DGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" " }1 M! `9 H. |. Q6 J5 G
Teacher: No, that's wrong $ ]0 ?0 [2 \* s$ s
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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! n& R* `: e' c6 D3 |' m. p4 V/ ETeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 5 C) u( _- O% ?1 L& |) u3 v' K
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
) h7 L W, J) `/ W" f; `Teacher: What are you talking about? , M0 T7 E- p" n
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 }$ b6 p2 ?: S {7 L
2 F2 D$ {- j0 O* }+ z& t$ g$ \Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
. k) F! \$ d( P( N9 Q; KWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 2 L. v% l$ O1 @8 T
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
* A; b9 s" v. K' mMillie: I is...
" c1 V4 j' R( q% T3 S4 d: vTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." , \- ^; F4 R) h* j4 b8 D
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." / B0 }( D6 o$ E$ s/ a; U
& I- K- v( Y$ gTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / f Z' J3 \ J+ n5 b8 G7 r- r: w) @
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? + o: e0 d+ x x; z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. S/ G2 Q! c" Y# b; H' { D0 O* o1 f
! ?+ L: ?+ x- P4 s% Y0 ITeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? " Q( m9 p5 V8 B( n
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & R+ v7 e5 z# a, y/ @- H' N
/ ]$ s8 k. K& {+ K4 j) @Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? % ~$ ?$ C( t" @
Harold: A teacher
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