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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. , K. @9 r9 e$ V U: ~* A: I: ?
Maria: Here it is.
% T7 }" h2 W. Y+ t3 p# sTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 {, C! O( Q/ t* A
Class: Maria.
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7 S& b. q3 D, W6 q: ]! QTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 W6 Y; h9 C9 q! {# NJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. $ @5 @8 Y& W5 y9 ~3 h
& {! G0 u! f4 Z ^Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
4 f/ c3 M3 e+ PGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 8 K0 a: t: L5 v( N, D& | Q- ^
Teacher: No, that's wrong
& F' N" O+ k5 Q5 W9 p& k' H! {1 o, WGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
; D8 X. I. J' d6 K# @; RDonald: H I J K L M N O.
0 V1 {6 Z! u( v% {5 GTeacher: What are you talking about? ! ?5 ]( x, L) f; [) ]
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 4 a h) R- U: [
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 0 Q. c" x5 {6 j u
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ! T+ e+ m+ m9 }) y' E3 F
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ; U9 |; Q2 V7 m" p2 e# s! G2 ?
, v- O$ }( O# K1 L3 X% N) E7 [1 cTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- R1 i5 |, I) I+ H( e8 `# XMillie: I is...
D0 z; ~( M9 L t( g/ n- _, uTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." $ E5 P+ E5 r; R* E. E
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 7 U6 i$ y0 [7 p2 w9 C
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? / f/ [5 n( x: |
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. : j! D% }% D9 Z! K% k8 v
% d4 |( G4 s8 [) sTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) ^3 i" b; ]& j/ H+ Z7 {Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 x) \! F" F9 P9 B5 O+ ^Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. % k& j2 s7 |1 F b
, T7 Q; M" a! _% [) XTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* M6 r% B1 Y9 ]5 s* O8 bHarold: A teacher - o* I: A; q D. _% j+ q1 V: I
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