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4 C! I6 b$ L6 ~% h- LTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. % y, q- X( {$ Y
Maria: Here it is. ) f% i% `/ w& {, c! J
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 7 o0 @4 {9 L$ z+ X G. y$ M' j
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 o* {2 i6 i5 d/ L; \* d) }
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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p6 _0 a$ c, P3 m2 yTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
& n4 x6 k, V+ D' YGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" / z. U( V# w* Z) [" j$ \% Y
Teacher: No, that's wrong 4 @8 l( O' D- v8 \
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 ?! v: ^" m+ h% B" }* T/ Y* gTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 6 T! o# W7 ~. F. }2 q' v3 h
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
4 Q' k, b* d( oTeacher: What are you talking about? 5 f- u' d; w% v) O) b: _
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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7 ^: A8 d5 Z$ T9 j: Z( xTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 X% l7 Q0 M \5 \Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 y/ Q* G$ c V# @Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - C9 u) X" T- E; ^ A* Y& r
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
8 T: _" D) `9 e! I2 O' }$ H6 JMillie: I is...
4 x" b! {) E& S1 [+ m. W/ L2 o: Y: U; K4 a5 OTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ; c7 ^, ]; E. N/ n
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! i. l( a! F! L' tLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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+ e T9 d" E+ Q: n8 D$ B! {; ~Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 8 j4 _9 }; P1 ]( o" m; @
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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' ^- [* z: o+ oTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? % i- @4 {; L/ |7 d- d! j
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 5 l& y2 G7 J% t( [' i. ^ @
Harold: A teacher 8 K- A# s: ~, {3 h1 |5 x" t2 u5 k6 O/ V% v
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