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@; h- [+ M( ~Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 I# T/ y6 o; r# D+ `: w
Maria: Here it is. 4 D. R# ^) z% Y) i }; y8 U, Z& N: n
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? w2 l; x3 O4 {( F2 o
Class: Maria. 6 R& A3 U- V( x8 k2 q5 y: P
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 0 h7 Z, X; F' e7 T1 ~
John: You told me to do it without using tables. 9 w+ I. ] h0 T0 }
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" , g% G3 e4 \5 n! N4 `
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" - S# I. E1 i2 i) m7 k- P" b1 B
Teacher: No, that's wrong 1 g6 t. a# v" T5 U o
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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( X6 w% c( m2 ?, G( f4 cTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? - F4 J' R& l( {2 `0 S7 e
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 0 E4 R- [1 t W- h+ O$ ~
Teacher: What are you talking about?
* G& Q7 K j# F; N7 d uDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - [) K. l% z9 A& a H; T
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. , `5 k ]' f8 u$ M
Winnie: Me! 8 V) j2 `& J( s6 X5 S- @1 `
2 _8 [' X- a8 @& RTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / @( \4 d0 X6 ?. t% {: z1 ^5 l
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 6 ^ f2 ?& i. I% }
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
9 A: T$ J/ N1 i; k9 e( w/ [, a& gMillie: I is...
, E: r' W& L k2 kTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
2 S1 @+ M: d% sMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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$ j$ \( `4 N9 ^% z, ^8 STeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& ?4 l+ J; s0 y- u3 wLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 9 a5 V. U- S% }8 [3 M/ O, Y- |+ Y
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 3 B' x1 I/ P5 x+ L; A, J8 I
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? - U7 y( b6 h0 s7 f+ d+ `' x& X0 Q/ l
Harold: A teacher 3 f" v1 Z8 i- |+ f( T8 K4 \( q! Q
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