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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ! T9 {7 \; G9 }& J% O& Y" u5 U
Maria: Here it is. 7 m! \4 S+ u6 R% f$ B, c
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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1 N: i* Y3 r/ E, w" F" fTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 o( ~$ |& G# j3 X6 cJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. ! H( ]6 e/ N. j5 U& e9 _3 b
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" * }* G9 L3 j# ~& {! Z2 `" |$ j
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
! O* V8 }9 W$ w, P b- U% t2 ITeacher: No, that's wrong : G: @' d2 f2 r, W G# l6 M5 M* A# U
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. * G' b" v% \# F+ t$ N
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 e" a6 K4 d" H! oDonald: H I J K L M N O. ! \7 n0 y; _8 c7 N! |
Teacher: What are you talking about?
4 s2 r, M p! n2 XDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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# z4 b% @/ R. [6 b; V8 U ~( }Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 W: \& A4 i6 t9 }Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
3 L4 t- X0 _# D, iMillie: I is... 0 }' m W3 p) G+ g/ ]( o! k5 l2 ~$ K
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." * |' G4 W2 w2 P# y0 C4 x9 p8 b; w
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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9 E4 C7 [' C# p# {* X9 CTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ) Z/ \% ~: n# U" s# X
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 2 e4 ~: o* Y! l' r3 M5 I
" H& L% R3 l7 k4 e# p$ P5 wTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' ?' C+ h% f6 |1 Q, SSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. * e9 g) P/ p% {2 u( B! _$ X
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 4 Q9 x/ Z# Z* m5 [* T* d% f
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. G0 i7 [7 j6 q$ ^" L9 m1 y
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 e1 q. O' S4 THarold: A teacher 0 i# M- B) w: z- x z, |
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