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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. . W; M: L8 O3 i
Maria: Here it is. 6 V' t Q# S# X/ @0 U) l3 t
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 0 w- s6 z3 G9 v1 w
Class: Maria. 8 |% B5 t2 X8 `4 j6 [; I
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ @- V+ h9 Y$ S2 y
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
; e; l) d" C& P2 ~ c; P& }Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 f8 y1 a: c4 @+ |% f+ X; n4 F0 z
Teacher: No, that's wrong ) k7 I, n4 c. q" j
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 x* \" q' Q' V7 G$ r/ X2 ODonald: H I J K L M N O. 1 ^& x3 |$ Y s
Teacher: What are you talking about?
) V/ _$ u" g) gDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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f& t3 I5 V6 g- bTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% [# g! B+ X0 |$ }% @: l; uWinnie: Me!
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) o' ~6 c0 _2 C/ o) s8 e- ATeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? % F! `* e9 T+ F' |+ W+ s
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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8 X5 }3 n0 J# p9 _9 X" x% ?6 [Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 0 ]& `( F( H1 |( `8 E; b0 b
Millie: I is...
7 g5 j# a( J0 w+ i1 N, t7 Z0 jTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
: Z ]- v( c. O; w# a3 ~ w0 wMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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( ]( l/ ]5 k% [4 N, r+ iTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? , a9 b% I- p% W4 P) w! d( P
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. + i) V0 {0 @' N0 a
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 c1 [+ f% O# l! d$ c3 dSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 t0 [% {" v xTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
7 L& {' ?% z4 v' q8 vClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) L7 m2 z2 `* n6 n; \, C
, K$ O, s, U2 e. f" u3 W6 H. L/ ZTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ( _9 O$ f; _) N; V
Harold: A teacher
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