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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
6 K& `4 U8 I! h: b8 AMaria: Here it is.
8 f7 r8 C& J$ S1 A4 WTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 2 j% L E5 \( i& r9 j1 L
Class: Maria. 1 D8 a8 r7 W; `7 r. x- @! V: B
' O& w4 \1 M( ]/ b6 l2 p; JTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , {" z- k* c/ P. L% ^
John: You told me to do it without using tables. / I& E2 ~. B4 ?( K
. _$ X, z" J' ]! DTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" ! w7 Q" Y% V* c6 T# b
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
6 n2 O' u0 ?& @1 E5 s7 k3 r {8 MTeacher: No, that's wrong
& a6 A G1 U3 q( L) ~2 V! JGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4 D! W( N/ `& \. V- z1 g- C8 Y" Y
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) b6 S+ ^, a8 E& W9 @Donald: H I J K L M N O. - s4 ?, T' e9 H7 N5 o. l+ ?. ]
Teacher: What are you talking about?
: I8 |. Y: P, y. k. D: v8 UDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 7 ~& p0 K( V5 S" U! X% @2 X! C
Winnie: Me!
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3 K/ T! u' E( kTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? . [% `) b% J* R3 E' i
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 3 Z0 N* a* Z8 m; F8 b: N; N/ @0 y
1 I: c0 Z6 a* M. @- B* \Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." I/ T' o- s( b6 i. |8 @ p$ B
Millie: I is... * h$ ~. f! R9 v: G: i0 E: L% W
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
* \2 A: y! U- x& BMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3 E$ J0 N$ h) L( o: t+ i" T2 u% xTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
0 K+ T; V+ h6 ^% [5 [Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. - K' i# q' ~) E8 l- M. {
3 S6 {0 _8 @2 a& _$ u% U M$ HTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 v# B, M, t |- ~ S& PSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, v& {( X) r0 o5 G" {2 QTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? % M: U- d9 i# i" O/ W
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 7 |+ K D) f0 i4 \; z: [
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
, K k# p0 h9 m& pHarold: A teacher
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