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发表于 2008-3-12 01:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: ; j4 U4 b+ a5 j% T# X) c4 E/ n
'I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!
8 j% _* {* r. u; N" x/ }4 NThe doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.' : G6 x/ a9 I) Z' `$ k, x" j! P; Z
The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid. ' M% M2 f1 l5 Q+ q3 {+ }" {: B
' Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma? ' & w* |5 Q$ L0 [: d
'Yes... speaking'
7 \. F, j: Z) _" i& CReliance guy, 'You're a month overdue, you know!'
  o9 r5 i$ }& W, ?0 O7 j  F+ T6 H'How do YOU know?' stammers the young woman. " z' m, V% ~7 u+ w
'Well, ma'am, it's in our files!' says the Reliance guy. - q) Q+ f0 Z* j
'What are you saying? It's in your files ...HOW?????'
: O. [* f7 J# _- X% v' Yes ............ . We have a system of finding out who's overdue '
# Y  y4 o) E8 ?7 v( a) j' GOD!!!!!!... ....... This is too much........ ..'
$ s2 C! g. p. p  @4 T. Z'Madam, I am sorry... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue'
2 l( m7 v1 U0 T$ g4 x'I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. .... He will speak to your company tomorrow '
& _. Q" k$ E0 R2 E6 p- l/ mThat night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Reliance office the next day morning.
6 U0 l3 H% R4 H9 s, u# B'What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? ) C" j& S, I! {% ]6 B
What business is that of yours?' the husband shouts. # B" G; T5 }: T% P2 U
'Just calm down,' says the lady at the reception at Reliance, 'it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.' & l  X0 h5 L1 z+ L& k6 T. \
'PAY you? And if I refuse?'
! K& C- ^$ ?: m" e'Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.' 4 [+ h( u3 W3 Z2 {, A1 y$ v) M
'And what would my wife do then?' the husband asks.   q6 A, z7 E$ T# ?% i6 }7 G
'I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle.'
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