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Height of Misunderstanding

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发表于 2008-3-12 01:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:
1 T0 a6 ^7 ?9 Z, H% s'I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!
0 G! M5 ~8 M+ s& j  [/ q6 G0 lThe doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.'
# _: W9 y, ~4 X1 XThe next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid.
/ }& k" E$ H: u! ?. n$ p' Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma? ' 5 k" B( i# U" r4 I3 S0 s/ F: p
'Yes... speaking'
2 v) l& |% s' Q$ q( ]Reliance guy, 'You're a month overdue, you know!' - M+ k' V% T3 O
'How do YOU know?' stammers the young woman. ! R7 M- ~3 @. ^' @4 J  g  j: l
'Well, ma'am, it's in our files!' says the Reliance guy. ! U3 h; |$ z6 \* d
'What are you saying? It's in your files ...HOW?????'
7 m$ }+ o$ K6 {* g, s& C' Yes ............ . We have a system of finding out who's overdue '
4 [, M) d+ b2 N/ h& y0 T- u  T1 s' GOD!!!!!!... ....... This is too much........ ..'
# E5 P+ l2 C6 Q* x, \4 ^'Madam, I am sorry... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue' / q0 ]5 O: ~+ q
'I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. .... He will speak to your company tomorrow '
) c% p2 s, C) z4 M- s; SThat night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Reliance office the next day morning. # m+ r8 M3 c/ T. F" K
'What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? * n; x$ o% q/ d
What business is that of yours?' the husband shouts.
6 g5 k9 P3 L; c) F% y& M! `1 t'Just calm down,' says the lady at the reception at Reliance, 'it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.'
$ O% A& y) C2 s4 w/ M'PAY you? And if I refuse?'
$ f- h  u& h9 p2 H4 w'Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.' 9 t/ o0 L5 V1 X4 U  v* O& V
'And what would my wife do then?' the husband asks.
5 D! i7 p% t$ O' G9 k. Q/ F'I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle.'
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