Logic

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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
) _2 D1 N% ]& v+ f: Oeducation ruined me.

9 j) `% ~, W" k; Y* |Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
5 E! P, L+ Q; s* j" d2 aso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
: r( f( x* e7 E; t' x# Kthen what exactly are the others here for?
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5 p3 O( U% z3 i" mSince light travels faster than sound,
) X3 e% c6 `; L' Q% N; }) z$ apeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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9 y9 b/ m: u" d- yHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
7 Z) j" Q2 a' }And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

6 v/ E- \3 ]# w  z. N' g  r, UEvery man should marry.
) Q1 S( |1 k4 F7 QAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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" d3 R: J. b$ L. ?The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
+ h' ~- J0 W" ]It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
. C, V* J& @+ \8 B. O: B8 g3 Wwhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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) I& R5 J1 ?& @. |) p"Hard work never killed anybody"
' [- K0 @9 V9 A+ wBut why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
. p9 U3 p5 Q; d' p0 ~% LI can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
" y; p, q* O# OThank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
# @! j9 C/ P8 {4 a  p% `7 P- P7 o* kThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
- d  w. ~. g$ r3 L+ Q& xA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
) f- \' `, p. [* A# R9 h7 l0 Iwhat more can I say........
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Hilarious!

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lol
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