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it is your fate but,
/ {! ?- Y2 Q& ?6 @5 G# T8 @if your father-in-law is a poor man,
6 v& Q$ p* b1 Y) {" P) mit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -; ?8 A1 ~* l9 P
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....% D/ z9 ~5 u, ^% Y6 J
But nobody's perfect......4 ^. q; {/ d8 e* d; B, \
so why practice?
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; b# e" ~( U) nIf it's true that we are here to help others,
& z$ \7 y: @3 C& h( O! vthen what exactly are the others here for?% G" k5 B* o/ h4 F/ D1 v
. i. r+ x/ C/ z8 D7 }Since light travels faster than sound,1 Y; z% L$ J2 I& Y/ u; l9 G2 m
people appear bright until you hear them speak.# r5 X, C6 m* b7 U( \/ u# U5 t! T
" ?2 C& j F3 C k: g6 N; lHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.% m, D1 W9 i6 r7 u* k
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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% i( ]7 K2 t( F9 C+ p: G7 k5 |One should love animals.: O) q& A" X: _4 p# X) c
They are so tasty.# {' U# v! H0 r' E1 M
. E7 [! e: y# c" O, oBehind every successful man, there is a woman
' C! b" @- m" lAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
/ S4 _) x2 H! B- z# LAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in/ P; {$ j8 v6 r- B, w4 u
life. `( I% g$ c4 s+ U" O$ P, v4 m
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The wise never marry.
; C! f/ S% D0 n) Z6 land when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.. O( D0 c5 ^' t
It brings so many relatives.) }6 N% M" S, ^- b
; O$ _% e" A4 H* j5 U* ]; cNever put off the work till tomorrow
6 ^ A5 ?- B7 P1 a2 vwhat you can put off today.! Z! \( S% X2 s% ~: C' X! z
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"7 l0 t" Y* d+ }( o& t* s6 y
So go to sleep0 b% p! w9 \, |2 B2 ?# b& R, z
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There should be a better way to start a day
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
' |2 f5 q' r$ r% Y; F7 S8 Y2 rBut why take the risk+ @6 i l0 u0 F. l3 a
0 R' w$ B) h$ ~7 W8 p"Work fascinates me"
8 l$ @3 K- d/ d- w0 M2 I$ t1 HI can look at it for hours
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) ~* e! k, H5 B- s6 e5 R# z$ vGod made relatives;
- F Z* _& e# ^; `Thank God we can choose our friends." ?9 }) p: t7 b
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The more you learn, the more you know,
& Q5 [% i$ R+ n' T8 JThe more you know, the more you forget, k& |1 [6 F% J+ K8 [& Y* e
The more you forget, the less you know
" D8 `+ u: s+ Z! d5 }So.. why learn.4 x' O; G G# x$ a+ V
6 `6 W; W0 K5 H6 cA bus station is where a bus stops.
" N% V$ i8 |# t( W! f7 V3 z) V0 @" V( qA train station is where a train stops.' E2 Z/ L1 I1 o2 L; {: _9 n* S
On my desk, I have a work station..../ ^# |5 `: F4 Y4 o' c+ J W
what more can I say........
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