Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
$ q. h" o0 Z) n; d1 \" d) nif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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9 z$ r7 s' b# O4 h  k5 A) ?I was born intelligent -
' d4 W* s+ r* `1 t% ieducation ruined me.
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: t7 S6 }6 g2 a  l, yPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
& b$ c6 ^- F/ _1 g; C9 W! xso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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$ l- c  m, ?; W; RSince light travels faster than sound,
8 S& h- Y* @. }  s5 C4 |people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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0 u8 G0 `- f) x' o4 CMoney is not everything.
! A6 N- }! d$ E$ K. L1 K8 zThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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. q7 c' j# ?) b# }  \* OBehind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
+ B  W! a! j7 tAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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7 R. ^5 _5 u( L, ~) K! ASuccess is a relative term.
$ E! b( C. w7 Z& xIt brings so many relatives.

8 M2 `$ f; {- _' U6 n7 GNever put off the work till tomorrow
0 W/ n1 I1 @/ O  r3 i+ z0 Zwhat you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

5 h+ `  g1 ~0 P6 G, R( bThere should be a better way to start a day
- D. E& T! C# {2 s& d: XThan waking up every morning

3 r$ r4 _* Y5 \4 D- V7 b" F( @"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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. @8 c3 |( r) D% b. @5 ?1 p: L& q3 z"Work fascinates me"
2 ?( h) ~6 r- a; ^7 C% ^4 eI can look at it for hours
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6 Q" V. U; l1 ]4 ^0 [" UGod made relatives;
9 A# N& l, B0 f3 BThank God we can choose our friends.

" B0 _4 n0 \8 `The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
" {% b3 F, g; G8 pThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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9 g+ U9 @# G% H+ n( D2 V! G* @A bus station is where a bus stops.
0 W6 l" x0 E6 }- p% P( m* I- DA train station is where a train stops.
& x: Q9 o7 ]6 D. |7 {5 N$ }On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
: [9 F5 A0 P) d. ]! B" i& A6 Zlove it ^^