Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
( M& P  z. C% T" t  mit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
3 W% ]  y/ B/ _4 wso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
1 ~- ]& n! o3 ?3 ^then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

$ Q$ k! l9 v# s  d% J2 ~Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
! w% _. p# r0 ^- B$ pThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
; r! ^2 c/ t) o) L: YAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

4 }  V6 |+ S4 bEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

9 A$ m+ M  o" B: ?, B0 BThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
8 J8 ^* y6 b' _1 R9 w6 D9 UIt brings so many relatives.
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# y8 P2 t. Y, M$ oNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
# P) d9 s; u9 _So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
8 r$ \1 o  }: N4 P, B$ nThan waking up every morning
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4 C- h5 r  c/ V5 {$ Q"Hard work never killed anybody"
( D3 Q6 i3 z3 F' CBut why take the risk
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0 P- `* h/ d  `"Work fascinates me"
- t, W; J1 v% h7 ~I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
5 L: o6 h+ @" W: W- n# }Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
7 Q/ e* W8 ?1 b* @2 N6 V/ P# j3 uThe more you forget, the less you know
" N0 p6 p( z1 J$ N3 W+ o+ Z" Z' cSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
0 o# a7 Q" B! K9 }+ Y0 GOn my desk, I have a work station....
- g# `7 k! F& gwhat more can I say........
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Dumber

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Hilarious!

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lol
6 ^' J( j7 x& _; P& G/ ^love it ^^