Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
5 _& f6 g/ [' ^it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
# i# q# H1 V$ V: T$ Weducation ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

2 n: }- ?  m; Q. sIf it's true that we are here to help others,
- q; _" n- s0 b9 lthen what exactly are the others here for?
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' e( s: |/ F, z7 h0 t* `# t! dSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

3 b% y4 K: m+ r- @9 S- b: U  EHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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7 O# t! ^, T/ l  v$ k4 Y( y9 `. QMoney is not everything.
3 A; U# P2 c2 [4 r  bThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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+ q- `7 Q* _. T! FOne should love animals.
/ c' a- G: J+ o2 @  ZThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
% L; q% o5 O. B; z7 [  v7 [And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
) ?- v9 }, \+ c" q2 o. RAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

; m* Q" o# L7 m( M$ A# @2 v- \Success is a relative term.
$ I% A. B# O# ~. X4 v) h7 sIt brings so many relatives.

  m0 ]5 M3 F. q9 B: _3 LNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
& a9 |) h2 U; ]* w4 n6 y& e. W. E" ^So go to sleep

8 ?6 }# B5 Y/ Q- Z" T, a4 T( n2 nThere should be a better way to start a day
) Z1 x+ _( I' I, j  A6 [9 @Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
" I3 b5 p: s+ ?3 |But why take the risk
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6 a" `* s* x7 b  d$ I( w0 ?"Work fascinates me"
: x) p% r* K. F  k3 |) j4 tI can look at it for hours

( J, }! i* Y$ ~! Z! I, m3 }God made relatives;
7 ^  d  F& h# T1 ^  H$ D! AThank God we can choose our friends.

5 B$ r8 a/ u+ a' D( d" {# q& YThe more you learn, the more you know,
3 B1 o# |. }  vThe more you know, the more you forget
/ v5 _% G' w1 @- a: P, eThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
, s- G$ ^, n5 Y1 c; Dwhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
6 Z! q& r: w1 Y% M9 E! C* l+ F& Dlove it ^^