Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
' [! J+ k( y* {. g- `if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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5 q4 I, A: X3 ~I was born intelligent -
7 v  [% K+ B; F- H1 Yeducation ruined me.
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9 S- u6 t' ]8 _5 X: H9 G0 K6 |Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
, w* _8 z" R1 V% R+ n7 zthen what exactly are the others here for?

$ z! y. l- |5 W. f% ?' [Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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5 A8 b0 j# K* lHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
3 v; O1 i7 O1 d. }And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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, U% C5 b4 Q4 `8 X; ~The wise never marry.
! A* P7 I3 l1 }, ~* Q( qand when they marry they become otherwise.
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. F% T2 _& P/ q1 `Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

# W# D! H; {: `. pNever put off the work till tomorrow
7 ?$ s/ v6 e1 R6 Swhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

9 K& Z8 q! m+ f) i% p; [* Y"Hard work never killed anybody"
2 ]; V1 M' _* E7 z3 ^; d# `3 SBut why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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$ Q/ ^! t2 ~9 b# f% ]The more you learn, the more you know,
  h; M- K* P5 W( c. m7 D* QThe more you know, the more you forget
8 y: v; u7 E- u" n' u- nThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

; \, S. y. f' OA bus station is where a bus stops.
( {7 X$ U3 t- h% w6 y% l, bA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
1 t7 E/ D! Y/ |love it ^^