Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
2 e& Q0 t8 b$ v8 o' z5 Pit is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
, i3 W8 U8 |8 P6 ?$ Ceducation ruined me.
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4 J* l: W. z7 W8 sPractice makes perfect....
% A: ^) ?# x7 C: A$ n9 ABut nobody's perfect......
% A3 X  b* ?: |( jso why practice?
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5 E" m3 K6 _. E* m, I) d" s2 GIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

9 g+ u6 m' {4 p- ~8 g- C0 QSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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- [, x! z) W: J: ]: N5 T, v2 c) \Behind every successful man, there is a woman
8 ]9 {; w5 X8 X7 y0 \And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
4 `. _" V$ l6 VAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

& F( g( |; d5 sThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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- m* j& {& Q% ?  bSuccess is a relative term.
/ d2 @! E! l. B. oIt brings so many relatives.
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7 y  J, ?. K2 e9 {2 N4 V: rNever put off the work till tomorrow
5 g! ?* w* l: b7 u! M! U( M8 ?what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
9 {$ j$ c: B. X7 Z. y- uSo go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
1 o. \/ w% n- v/ `, i: VThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
& H0 V; x6 {& a, y( nBut why take the risk

9 ?9 q8 r6 H+ Z( [, e+ J4 d"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
1 K# V' u2 b& G, cThank God we can choose our friends.

4 v( [0 n/ F; _. z& P- tThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
' V8 r, _! ^# G: e3 zThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
( B( j4 w# W% DOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
: W7 U4 Z% f; `# p( p' slove it ^^