Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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: t3 f0 B  s0 AI was born intelligent -
7 D% M2 }; z- H: p4 X' f( v  @5 Oeducation ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
1 X7 B( w* b6 D" J3 _But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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" u6 }2 N/ g0 ]If it's true that we are here to help others,
, y9 e  v+ H! K8 {) U2 Y% _then what exactly are the others here for?

. Y$ F/ |" d$ O8 |Since light travels faster than sound,
& s/ i; R$ d/ _, V3 {people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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% s- P0 \4 t* `/ SHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

9 }! [$ v. c. {9 `/ k# P0 {9 m/ LMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
% D, p: o0 B+ l6 d% y' e) U+ rAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
; C7 N- Y; S- MAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
5 e# k# C5 z' _9 Jlife.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

; D7 D( X# W3 {2 z  [2 z  ?3 DNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

' ?! [" T0 f0 n9 Y8 F# _"Your future depend s on your dreams"
" z7 b9 @; }" \# ]So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
0 u% E: i& F( Y4 s  EThan waking up every morning
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8 |, G$ ?' s  {0 x/ f& F% z"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

( m9 F) v# a! M, `, C) a3 m"Work fascinates me"
! R4 F1 ]4 d4 o9 ~+ X0 c2 g: ?0 n4 U% EI can look at it for hours
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. M- h, a1 W1 l9 y$ H% tGod made relatives;
2 O+ z: E$ `) x; E7 s' U3 NThank God we can choose our friends.
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9 w: Z3 v9 m2 k/ r& L: ~7 Q3 m% q% rThe more you learn, the more you know,
1 D& B) O' ~$ _6 {+ ?5 O9 Y8 BThe more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
2 l' g" N" [% ~2 ~! A$ e8 S( H0 iA train station is where a train stops.
7 T( P3 C$ w8 K2 U' |: sOn my desk, I have a work station....
( N" [2 M; f: x% L9 n; Fwhat more can I say........

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
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