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% b* \5 x2 a; A5 \- v5 ?it is your fate but,
) Z, i! [7 g$ I3 sif your father-in-law is a poor man,+ p7 ~; e3 s, |; b: C/ \. r
it's your stupidity.
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* a/ V3 y8 J; M) [5 } PI was born intelligent -
+ P( C; c# c6 I4 N$ Ieducation ruined me.
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0 J5 w* u2 o. {6 z6 @3 PPractice makes perfect....- w$ O9 j- ]- Z0 X2 {* \
But nobody's perfect......
! B* q, v# Y! E k2 T# B# I' y8 gso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,( c1 \/ ]; ]8 k. t! m" x
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
/ \- e- m/ w6 |+ g, ~" j/ i! u" Wpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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0 E/ G7 C" o k/ p- F, `7 F& h- }How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.# B& ], Z. t+ K
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.6 S) q9 ]9 f; b: J3 e& j
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman( x( a% w. ~7 Y7 J7 p
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.; R7 i) q+ X: g) s" [( i1 q
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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8 j8 @$ P1 n& g. w1 W& W. @The wise never marry.
+ o3 w# S9 } `1 C1 U$ d; f+ G, Gand when they marry they become otherwise.; @, i# w! u$ |8 j
3 h) v: Z4 k! W# V( `Success is a relative term.9 w7 R; P, L4 G: l/ T
It brings so many relatives.% x7 Y' I# ? F
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
/ g( [( H% X) s7 B5 s! ` A+ ]what you can put off today.2 F4 u1 C. e8 c; f* U1 @; u
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"! F) I( c3 Q. m2 w
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
9 f) S8 j; ~ n( U2 i1 ?Than waking up every morning3 e4 D Z$ S* d g$ M% B
1 j9 l! j; p1 o6 \9 i"Hard work never killed anybody"9 A3 t# }% d1 |
But why take the risk
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6 _$ i9 F6 ]1 X3 Z+ Z+ h3 ]3 W"Work fascinates me"
) O' y8 E& q4 ^0 Z$ J, A6 YI can look at it for hours1 r5 s6 m6 f- J7 k! w8 Z$ ]) [
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God made relatives;
, k$ U! X8 X4 [% b0 h# P$ QThank God we can choose our friends.
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& q0 f9 p6 f) F3 ]* w7 ^The more you learn, the more you know,
; v3 [) G. T- |& v, m" k7 JThe more you know, the more you forget* R. w5 z- m6 M
The more you forget, the less you know7 {7 m. u# `" Y, \3 _) {
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
7 @, j) h4 ?" `) Z$ e; _1 hA train station is where a train stops.
: A7 `, Z8 p, Y. Z7 W* o5 zOn my desk, I have a work station...., l$ _& p. Y0 V; C
what more can I say........& v: e9 d' ^6 v6 L
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