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If your father is a poor man,0 V7 P) c0 F5 d6 x J! A
it is your fate but,
' i- z( e( [5 \$ ^if your father-in-law is a poor man,0 t0 Q0 u1 y6 }
it's your stupidity.
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8 a# b( x% l1 w8 H4 W/ {I was born intelligent -
$ i7 }0 v4 E' u4 X7 k: R& j0 deducation ruined me.! c8 M4 U" ?! t' ]* w
+ Z& l9 C# h2 Q1 H$ P' j/ YPractice makes perfect....& Y6 W! ^) h4 @) ~8 V* m
But nobody's perfect......8 B: M2 I2 t$ J6 G- @; K# `. ~
so why practice?
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: l8 a/ q u6 K( PIf it's true that we are here to help others,
$ [( C5 ^9 W' ^6 Nthen what exactly are the others here for?4 h+ c# y( ]6 n6 I, N$ v
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Since light travels faster than sound,( X" X1 w0 f, i E F) e' ~# N# k
people appear bright until you hear them speak." W8 _( k# |/ N6 N$ l+ h2 }" X
, W( }* p' ^8 ~3 O' G0 K( g. MHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?9 T3 b# ^7 [7 h$ ?
o8 w9 R z" e- ^3 C( `3 LMoney is not everything.' ?2 J( J w$ O
There's Mastercard & Visa.. `/ l. F0 h8 l: k7 |
% n u: H N( W7 Y7 uOne should love animals.
. ^) R& B5 r' b$ P* R9 yThey are so tasty.8 f" ?% P4 T! e4 |2 n# P. ?
v8 k1 E* e. f1 Z3 X3 dBehind every successful man, there is a woman
3 U u) ?' J% A& }And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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- E8 U( g' m! U& F9 [9 kEvery man should marry.
# I0 q. p" e" K6 JAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
8 d4 a# j8 D5 b: ~. D5 ~life.
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) k- ?/ F7 \# D/ d" ?The wise never marry.
1 p- Q9 i' B( G6 o7 a; x- Vand when they marry they become otherwise.. K$ P1 V7 N3 P( O4 t
# i( R1 Z' B2 I% FSuccess is a relative term.% c; G; {3 e+ y- h/ A7 d
It brings so many relatives.
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) p* a6 b; m9 T& \Never put off the work till tomorrow
2 K5 L% f& ^; I9 Mwhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
5 U! K" H( _0 h3 C3 y' g' ySo go to sleep) K W4 x( _, K0 F& i
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There should be a better way to start a day
+ D+ P5 T: q6 ^* D! U# `# f; DThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody", ~7 A0 J' m; E
But why take the risk! z5 M$ n0 s9 {1 h! N* d: G
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"Work fascinates me"
% w& i/ r o5 \( ]- fI can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;1 h- B" q$ |& z' x" ?
Thank God we can choose our friends.9 p8 n, v- x, l- b# E1 o' P7 F
. d6 E7 s2 E/ y' VThe more you learn, the more you know,7 b7 j% _* w" c/ K
The more you know, the more you forget
3 a- ~. @$ S# X2 I. uThe more you forget, the less you know
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$ S; ^, s; w& ?2 y; Q1 _+ F" LA bus station is where a bus stops.6 Y# |* I R4 h- G" s6 D: w
A train station is where a train stops.
6 m- j* T+ l8 C1 y: B* _* kOn my desk, I have a work station....- t; ?( i7 E$ j
what more can I say........
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