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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
7 c9 t- X9 F* v% x2 r3 mUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.9 z- J: c  |9 i% ^- B$ c
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
% N! B; c" H( I  @* dfamily was invited over to see the baby.
6 Q1 O& [( A" bBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
& s6 I4 M2 q9 i" N. S9 Dwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
# ^7 E6 B, t, P1 I0 vHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything   t& H: D) |5 v# p9 N4 v
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
$ N( g# X, ]4 g& bwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
5 l* g$ _: H/ y+ MLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
" d  R, N' W) r1 cWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
$ g* }: ]8 Z* p& i# C$ s/ cbaby.'6 j6 j  H* P- P& b
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. . H& c" C5 f, }7 T& I' e
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful  }) r0 ?0 B4 J! ]0 Q
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can8 Y8 @- E2 u8 {% ]
he see?'
* W8 @2 u' q' I9 H$ k& i'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
3 z+ R: W' O- m* h he has 20/20 vision.'
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$ D. C( Z: @% x3 |0 F+ q" P'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he! q0 ?: I( Q: C' j; }
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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