埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4340|回复: 3

The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
' R6 q$ y) i! y  |/ qUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
3 U2 \4 _7 I, p" E) ], L  W: sWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
) y  Z* g+ h( c0 z3 a3 \6 Afamily was invited over to see the baby.
  m0 z0 C5 H) K" }, x9 G; r& v8 s3 zBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
- d% V2 N7 l$ x% ^( M' \9 }( K6 t5 Twith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
* H- e) @* r2 Y! o1 y" p; s- eHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
" q5 q0 O" V! X) T: @$ z' _about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
1 w7 G1 t, W/ V" d5 Z5 n3 t* Twould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.- `: H( G# r4 e5 U" j) S
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
5 d  p+ J2 D  a( bWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful6 t9 b; H; Z+ c- Z$ m
baby.'
2 p& q* c8 v. U0 N2 T& J1 YThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
" f7 c! T/ Q5 J" yJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful! I0 a! y8 S/ L1 z. @! U* }2 b
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
% U/ L! V9 h1 w" L0 a1 Y; h( lhe see?'
- E5 n2 m/ k, R! L$ R'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
  {8 O& `( v3 R. I& {/ l9 G  y he has 20/20 vision.'( x# p/ l2 V0 ~) Z. _* t3 d
5 ]! u+ v2 m3 v+ [% K& s- ~6 X
'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
/ Z  g4 j' b' o3 ineeded glasses'.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-8-4 13:09 , Processed in 0.083618 second(s), 17 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表