The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
6 s# d9 \' Y) A( `8 F& h2 T9 yUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
0 k* i3 i, F; K/ }+ D. v! }: vWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
6 x' o2 ?' c" M/ `3 bfamily was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
) y& |$ o' C$ f" Q8 Kwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
8 l0 ?1 L9 J4 jabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
/ A5 j; G: o8 _Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
) V, ~& [# }$ ?+ HWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
. m* [7 G. i# Z6 m7 rThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
$ I% R: ]9 K8 ^  S, V& L& R* v6 y5 qJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
# i8 N' k7 E5 b; p- v+ c4 ~'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'
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$ X. D4 @/ o5 Q) l  X'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
: A1 v& c9 {3 p7 D. Uneeded glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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