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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
; T! ]2 v/ m% `/ ZUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.0 y0 S  |# L& Z0 G0 |8 ^
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's2 N- }& u% O, U& v0 C3 O& O2 d
family was invited over to see the baby.
4 s" j7 m/ l* x* p. i* \  U) FBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
3 n3 [( T8 H7 A! }+ D+ e0 {  Swith him and explained that the baby had no ears.1 S+ Z! G. N4 |% Y7 S! J" i
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
7 k" Q0 }7 n* Nabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he% r8 W% T% k1 @, N* j# S' r
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
; X! q' L+ M0 X# \$ wLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
" K4 T5 E+ P# nWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful6 u, ^1 u' o$ S  m
baby.'
" z6 M8 r0 v: Q$ K* bThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
7 ]  ]2 A8 B3 D) _  K2 F8 S; XJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful; L( k9 C- H8 c3 Y2 {' E6 W
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can+ @4 R8 U: N6 O- {' X
he see?'  r4 `  y+ v+ A2 X4 ^' j+ ]& j
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
8 \1 b$ B# [' \/ W he has 20/20 vision.'2 ?! O$ N8 A" T* p- z, T

3 V5 u, B# W$ Z1 _'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he+ {8 a$ p8 P2 E) K
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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