埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4113|回复: 3

The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
. u  J1 \  F4 z( @Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
. a! y! W/ Q. F: Q& m; O. h- }* Q, DWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's3 D, c: C+ @; {6 l# B' m8 R
family was invited over to see the baby.
5 L/ c6 ]  H# a+ |- I8 T! {Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
1 O" @$ ~, G! D! q- K$ lwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
+ S% S% g! _0 I7 KHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
! f$ _1 ^& @" h% fabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he5 t1 K/ N4 |4 }. R
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.1 [" _% P7 [3 a. |* o0 H1 R
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
- c4 o. o4 c2 {- g- nWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful' s2 {) D8 s" A" N
baby.'
- [+ C- r5 D3 j) mThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. ( N, M: `5 i" W
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
( i! M3 ~6 O. `8 E5 Zlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can. a, x' f* `* T/ u
he see?'+ e5 Y! D" F7 j* d
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said  E& f& Y& E/ ]
he has 20/20 vision.'$ E7 c' c  U5 P! E

- V2 l+ n0 @" H  H  L'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
1 k  a5 y! }0 p3 Q( n& [$ vneeded glasses'.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-2-2 02:58 , Processed in 0.132441 second(s), 17 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表