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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
! b$ ^1 x9 W3 B2 c% xUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.8 D5 H% Y# t/ \7 w( P5 b# v0 G
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
8 W+ u( c) ?- _. _family was invited over to see the baby.
% |7 p! @' a) Z8 P: |Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
2 p8 s! m- @! owith him and explained that the baby had no ears.) M* m. [" t8 G1 R
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything . Q4 h8 N5 X$ ?$ W- p. Y4 M* u$ E
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he* g& k7 j- y! V% K2 j9 j
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
1 Z$ ~  P  {* X1 \Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. . C+ `9 y0 `! t' u2 H) f! T5 \
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful: R# v$ |& y7 D
baby.'
  A3 r1 G' K; ?; A6 s  U  oThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 7 J8 g5 D# C/ m- y% r+ L# @  _2 C
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful5 V/ z  @+ ^) V8 [
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
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' V* G7 E1 l& U'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said2 M! B; l( H, Y) J
he has 20/20 vision.'3 T# h/ e8 s( v8 |1 t

8 D$ y6 q, \4 i9 {! f. q2 ?' i. {'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he; Q; i6 o- ^8 S. ^* I  j
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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