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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
/ \  w7 ]2 [6 o8 h3 R9 HUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.8 T3 n- r. o2 y: c+ `# M3 g
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
- c1 w4 c& T' X: Y, \+ gfamily was invited over to see the baby.
  F' v6 u2 ~6 ?$ T4 G" |Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
% N6 ]: s4 ]9 U" n& e- awith him and explained that the baby had no ears.- j# R  ~- M% N! W1 d7 Z4 K
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
9 P; n2 ~( C3 R2 V- P5 babout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
# q" c3 [) N2 twould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.) N; e0 Z% S7 h0 g7 |
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
% O5 e, c+ D9 @, O9 y9 z2 ?6 FWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful3 _" @& P1 q- D" m/ \' n
baby.'
2 H. U" R7 K- VThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
* v& q! ?  f6 Q% P; YJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful  e1 V, P2 t& g# y. T/ C
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can& s2 I. s0 Q! Y  Z8 Q! U
he see?'
& R/ p. F8 z9 B3 ?3 X'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said4 @8 _3 |! O7 C8 h' y
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he; p  S! q% W" H
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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