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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. : e7 J; j4 H3 e6 a, f4 Z/ _) N
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
& @4 p2 \1 v. |7 I  N2 mWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's  d1 c$ z, L( K- X' e
family was invited over to see the baby.
8 M( v: F3 U' w1 BBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk6 m5 Z  C2 a5 R8 U
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
- X8 q0 U+ O' Z5 C$ ?4 hHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ; i( m. Y0 s# }9 a* u8 X; ?
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he# L/ d1 h* k% q$ {5 D; v
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
# e, E: B" A% M" ELittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 5 r; A  M6 z; W2 j- E: |( B6 V9 e" J
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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- D* [& X( _! K) \2 sThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. % }! W8 r" }4 [6 Y0 m" @: F% q
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful/ ?7 x: q6 {2 U1 s& A
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can  s, d9 c/ S# J" X! X
he see?'8 M# o6 N. L3 r8 Y/ N) N- J
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said+ J/ p& M2 I. _) C- o9 A+ B
he has 20/20 vision.'+ b2 u* h/ J  E2 |& x
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
7 t* G% B0 d& T" }; Cneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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