The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
  V) F" f0 V( s0 ^Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
3 i) x; X6 t, {& M# T, Habout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
1 u; W# v" u/ s1 V/ L1 ~would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
8 c+ ^# Q8 w: a% @When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
; A/ N; r7 O$ h( A" I$ \baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
/ g% G$ m" x- G# nhe see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'

9 A9 q- v, X+ X5 ~& I'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
! b+ Z# j3 d! e* wneeded glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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