The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
: f4 v% r. `- |8 r2 j6 RBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
3 t0 v2 f. n; U  p6 q* n9 GHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
- I- u& a  r& x; U( l/ Rabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
& l; v1 @/ v; u; [+ Gwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
$ G. C5 m2 P- i' r" E$ h* f: sJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
9 N0 \) T1 s; O: Che see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
! o# E7 @) \& c4 H he has 20/20 vision.'
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6 {+ A6 b' j0 q# @7 ], Q'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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