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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
7 Q$ m# i; Y: z: x! a* |9 rUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
: {3 r; @( `. W+ U/ o- {% ?When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's% |# K, T! F# S8 W  j  F# c
family was invited over to see the baby.
7 [- a/ n/ r3 {9 }Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
: w% r! t& ?8 a4 H" _; Cwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.' a+ a" N  q0 Z( l) f9 V8 W% D
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ' ]) }( e5 l3 ]( v* y) X
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
7 N. V% A( ~; D* c+ p; L# {would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.4 c9 f& r, o4 C
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
( Q! i/ r& n5 l0 x* Q. A* t' UWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful: n4 ]) r$ P: L8 ^8 z, Y
baby.'
7 l2 R: Y4 `8 M2 R" N" v  GThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. . V, K7 h7 @! V  C$ ~0 t$ Z# S' {
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
/ Q& B3 O1 b# }& s4 G* Z# g' o8 d4 I' clittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
1 X" Y9 z0 k0 n, i+ r1 B  Qhe see?'* u; I( Y( t9 u5 H& ~2 C
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said- K# Q* ?+ X( J" w- ?/ [
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he7 Y  t0 G% [% V/ o: e9 g# k) ]
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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