The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
7 z9 U& I1 j) I3 WWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
+ ?. }, g8 y4 Pwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
. _/ Z" c5 x# k, w9 W3 x1 c' MHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
( |& x; X* }' i( a1 Rabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
0 P8 w% `' a. S: U" ]would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
  ~9 j: h6 j1 P: S2 SLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
$ ?# t8 s- Z8 {When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
2 H6 Z0 I5 \3 E  gThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
1 S! ^. H! l" Ulittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
& D& l+ I8 x% n; s* l! ahe see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
+ ^2 p& S& Y! C: j2 H9 x he has 20/20 vision.'

7 E- X( Y- }5 V'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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