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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
# f( o- Q8 P5 pUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
0 b6 l& J$ @# K- o! X- L' T! {When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
$ l1 y& c6 R; b$ U& c6 X5 Afamily was invited over to see the baby. 5 P7 L3 D. |# k. @0 I" L
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
. h$ {' J3 L% V( A9 U3 E" X& ~% twith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
! `1 v# E2 I4 BHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 8 J& V7 M8 g( ~; L) q/ \0 ]
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
7 _! S6 [3 K1 @would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.: d' M- i  C6 k* X; G: @: |
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. * d! Z5 ], Y( E$ U
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful3 k! S1 D1 M3 Q% N
baby.'
/ F; E5 d) u& o: t& IThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
8 g: B* N) X' W2 L  \Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful. o* O9 y1 K: x, ~/ m
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can1 P" l" Q# K! s: d
he see?'
/ x7 x% o3 n- o6 A3 G'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
1 {* K( j9 `( \: U he has 20/20 vision.'0 y# i( S! y* y8 c* a. n
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he% _; @, W8 O& x! ^. Y. Y
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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