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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
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& x' Q; q+ y8 [! e2 e3 V. @When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
& U& g1 N, Q0 D$ {$ hfamily was invited over to see the baby.
6 M. T0 Y8 Y3 q$ X( s% @5 p MBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk* M7 Z8 Y6 x7 @0 ]& t
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.# t6 P: x4 C/ c
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything " |& \' N) P, ?+ }2 g9 J5 i5 y
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he- ?9 a- R9 Y- s' x9 }
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
1 L7 R& f+ _ f5 \! YLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
- U( o. l, L) _5 L/ [! NWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
1 j6 I9 t% W L0 [0 s9 V; Sbaby.'# M, p& q5 E8 P8 O/ z1 T7 ^& z$ D
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
9 V8 @. x. b kJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful' j+ C1 R" I+ d1 Y
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can/ z3 Z0 Z! J; g4 z
he see?'
& T) O, D) m' a/ G s- c'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
" C9 c' |! l2 V, C! \% u6 u4 z" X he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
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