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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. # J9 e5 q) |. t# ]% b. {
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
! r' r  l! t: _When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
# d& d# ~& }7 R7 @! m0 c" zfamily was invited over to see the baby.
1 u2 A* }" o: M+ I6 U0 kBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk# S7 e. L" L# \) a
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.: C8 H' A: i$ [8 j1 X- K
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
/ |% t! X) e) m/ y* A! habout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he0 j9 J/ |  j- B1 W( B  R  n; Y
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home." i( A& a& i! Y. ^; j6 A( W9 L+ C( D# G
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. + I/ i' `0 o9 s: W
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful5 O5 K9 W1 ]! a0 f' W+ }0 m' A+ V0 h
baby.'
5 x6 g5 Q# O0 v1 V7 @The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
- \, U$ t% ~( iJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful, j2 A1 q, K& G
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can# e: H, f9 l! x2 k
he see?'
1 F" L" d1 _8 @, W0 o'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said& q' \# D, ?9 s0 c4 I, m. i
he has 20/20 vision.'
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; Q; j4 P, i8 y8 W'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
, l, n0 |& x' u! }, Hneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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