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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. " d: R- E! c1 o2 s/ x
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.) B. z- `+ J/ @6 _& I& \1 u
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
) G3 K" ^- I0 l: K0 U# e' jfamily was invited over to see the baby. ; }7 `# ]/ ?. m2 X) V# E( S
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk- }) o/ D5 m$ ^. c+ x) r4 F4 i
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.2 Y6 K: S: s: P9 o
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
% T; q4 p' n0 _' x1 {/ K+ J" Gabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he& g2 T3 q2 |' t0 @& y
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
( S7 Y" F( @! e# D5 S. oLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
4 O4 d6 R: E4 O, [4 xWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful9 a  T  n, k& d. Y1 ~4 x1 J
baby.'
! z5 \1 ]/ c# j8 v3 R2 PThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. : v1 K, Q. y  M* r; O% g8 o
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
  z7 \6 C$ N* Elittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can/ @/ |" \. s, A" E
he see?'
" P% v1 s1 O8 s7 o4 e# d'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said! a; Y, V0 m2 L$ D, J9 f
he has 20/20 vision.'6 y+ `/ K; Q6 o* d! N! H

& Q& E  [3 a& G. p'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he* J% s) D2 q# X  H" v/ v
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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