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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
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When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk9 D% i9 r/ U; @) d4 X2 I4 T1 O
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.+ s. i! }5 X4 r' }0 I. }" @
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
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would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
0 V" M2 y, H% J: ALittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 5 @' t' t6 Y5 n. \5 i) P" a- \
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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) ]0 q+ L: K3 iThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 8 ?* R5 K- _$ q# J! V
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
& B8 K9 Q  v$ J$ f" clittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
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'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he% ?" m; q* }; [2 N
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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