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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. " N1 [1 {6 U: f5 U& n) J
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
, \) u9 U. A* ]4 EWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's5 E5 x: [( ?6 A3 `
family was invited over to see the baby. 7 w& n, b% V- A8 U  c1 |
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk+ v# A" g/ _# a( R3 W) x. ]
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.& S/ @# E; g* y* r  a0 J
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
; G6 Q( {( \( {+ mabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he9 B9 [$ p. c$ j- g
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.+ H6 v% k( A: ~  U8 L( M$ \+ O) @
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. % g0 G, a! h1 e) o; e
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
# B+ X7 P7 O: X  T+ `Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
; Z9 t4 x0 I- c: xlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can0 K1 u1 m0 G+ W9 |
he see?'
2 e0 L/ X/ Z; j* ~1 o' z'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
$ T3 }1 K6 }4 t3 |# h he has 20/20 vision.'
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8 V3 K6 y5 `' d3 h) T4 L'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
8 P6 t) y; L! R& X; J9 S+ {( qneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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