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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 9 `. y6 a' r  n1 j9 D; E
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.4 K  u8 ]& R/ j! `1 J
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk- J' \: Y7 X3 r
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.* s0 v; B4 B' r7 v$ y; p
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
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Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
3 D7 H; Z9 j& C) f# `When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
; u- o% y) {" [0 I- Q' @baby.'
/ ^( o1 z2 x* c% dThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
$ X; ?. r* ], O# R: a2 \" g) QJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
$ g: i9 J9 c& L% F9 Y7 Llittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can/ z( J6 u' P- i- Z/ U  H" j
he see?'2 m$ U, T5 _. N, s5 C* C
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said# n2 }! ~* j3 }* S
he has 20/20 vision.'
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0 |# C( s* I5 E( w8 ~% X'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he* O6 s) r  O8 U* V; C1 E
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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