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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 1 B" ?+ \' Q$ h5 W% ]% F! i
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
- R% K, n! w& `+ ~2 HWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's) ~: ^% R7 V* S! H2 ^, }* _
family was invited over to see the baby. & h& p4 p, [" {! {: u
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
4 J5 Y: L! B  @" t- ]with him and explained that the baby had no ears.- x0 k# ?6 ?0 }$ ]1 n; }( z
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything . I# W; W6 g9 q7 P8 J- E
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
, ~5 B4 ?1 j) nwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.) @9 l. w" i& V! Z) K
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 0 m$ x% v2 _. j) S- O; K% B) q( r
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
! J% z" r% d- Vbaby.'
4 S* C( O0 U5 @$ b  _* V, pThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. % r/ Y% r! o4 Z! t
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
  Y% V# S+ X, v7 X# Ilittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
' Z0 [) o- N* F6 k6 @! }0 ehe see?'
$ H% H  y$ X2 R2 j) c'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said- A% j$ l: j5 B
he has 20/20 vision.'1 v4 P) j. L6 b9 @7 H2 z

# f5 b; [/ u/ X5 }'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he5 N. @3 S) w5 `, f8 f
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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