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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. : E5 O0 H( h( @/ N
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
7 Y# i; P* ^/ P( b' D' l2 ]' eWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
% }8 x0 u% N- Z/ q9 m/ W2 sfamily was invited over to see the baby. ! y! ]3 ^6 y% h+ i  x3 M+ h
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
( O" `$ e" X! |, Qwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
# i% X2 h' d! ~$ M% A5 L* {His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 5 X" _9 s" W  I  i
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
5 S" I* O! T- O! x. N5 Zwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
1 l; d$ H/ a9 L' o1 }Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. * c3 l" g$ _1 D" Y: a! D7 ?
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful# S) p  k! ~+ a* p; u7 ~+ S
baby.'
* x0 f; |% `2 iThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. , _5 I7 M' W' u. \4 l* D) t' t
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
( K6 ]# B6 |% t( i& P+ a. q4 C, Jlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
7 X) i8 {3 L& h  X% G3 Bhe see?'
, o6 y( f" [, m& e7 |'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said6 u" R3 r( {' P( V+ O
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
( I: G$ ^6 ?! G8 Y9 e9 Eneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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