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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. / N: f& o- x; `- j! Y' l4 N Z
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
/ c+ M8 ?4 ~' {' U1 h! B RWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's% R. y% m/ i- q3 ^9 R& s
family was invited over to see the baby. # s# O) |, N6 q, d3 _# v, y: q w
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk L4 x7 v& P W; Z
with him and explained that the baby had no ears." A3 i6 N( K+ t) Q( Z
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 8 r, c7 s$ v. w5 v& h0 A; i
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
* _. D- q7 a# ]6 n$ `& d* z# P# }2 Gwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
/ n8 @" X4 T8 `4 c( x. z7 x/ VLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 5 T* A- }1 J3 Z1 Y" M( k! O
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
! O6 ]7 X' |7 R/ iJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful! S1 f) O3 O1 Z+ N$ Q/ |
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can9 Y$ p/ z0 N: ~
he see?', s/ u& z9 @7 z4 P# x* w
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
; Y& W( {# [" K he has 20/20 vision.'5 S; y K" K9 t5 o: T! X
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07
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