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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. ) ^7 t, V3 i# p4 J2 {2 ?. l4 J
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.. l% }, ^% r: Z1 |2 s! N+ d/ F0 v
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's: f4 m  N, u+ K
family was invited over to see the baby.
. d- _5 u4 B% k( g# jBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk6 S  v2 I% `# i3 Y0 m  {. U
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
4 P: R+ Y0 O4 G' j2 ~" w) C2 OHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
# Z7 M! ^' g( j! \about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
; }! `' D9 N4 R" Iwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.% F# M, Z9 W+ K- h
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
1 \; `1 q" Y1 l+ {1 |" IWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful( h% _3 c: \/ |/ R, s' w! e( k
baby.'9 X, r# X) ]$ `  R2 J9 a  q
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
" k1 ~( N2 _) MJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
, v! h* B# O3 h. Q- C/ K5 R6 Klittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can; |9 l1 N8 ^4 \
he see?'
  `/ c) E9 k. D: C: i! {7 ~'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
1 d7 C; [! A/ M) i, G- B% c he has 20/20 vision.'8 G- w9 @% {8 Y) M% y0 h
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
* G0 a& I+ r% f- vneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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