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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. . F2 ?2 T8 p) x, e' @5 H% O
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.6 V0 Z" K1 c; h; ~
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's' v3 l7 J: d9 i. G* Q( D( z  l+ m$ g
family was invited over to see the baby. 7 X( L  f. m8 d( n3 t! b6 a7 T
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
, ^& M" W3 N# I3 ~with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
/ X  y2 V* O3 J" BHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 1 i. |* j3 T3 u
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he& I8 U/ ~9 Z& S5 i: S
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.! e% ]1 m7 _* L. E5 Y' v
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. ) U) K% q  h5 e
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful1 u# s7 k0 w( |. v5 ^  M5 J# y
baby.'
# Q( m* X( `- t& M- AThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
0 R1 @9 ]1 I# l( ], A+ V% L" x1 m1 {Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
9 a. D+ H. n: c( g7 T# Q( clittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
) \" L9 X' M0 ]he see?'# T) C4 m6 n, _  R2 k& j( m" ^4 n
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said3 e/ _7 G% U. h( B4 D) g- u
he has 20/20 vision.'9 [, v& p$ p) B
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he5 ^6 G+ U* Y+ T& f
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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