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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 1 H$ B! n) a$ n' z, n8 F& |) B
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.0 E0 d+ d! r. _& M+ l
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's. F- O% ~& T1 [' G& D3 B) `
family was invited over to see the baby.
: f4 v% r. `- |8 r2 j6 RBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk1 q6 [* E4 C; ]3 d/ {5 t
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
3 t0 v2 f. n; U  p6 q* n9 GHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
- I- u& a  r& x; U( l/ Rabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
& l; v1 @/ v; u; [+ Gwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.4 S: U9 Q9 t% n
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 4 A. t9 x4 i  r+ |
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful4 W6 D, r/ l* ~' K. h0 a( w
baby.'9 E! Y* r8 Y0 t, j# W- y
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
$ G. C5 m2 P- i' r" E$ h* f: sJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful. i% j  I- w4 I7 `
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
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'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
! o# E7 @) \& c4 H he has 20/20 vision.'
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6 {+ A6 b' j0 q# @7 ], Q'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he9 E5 |$ r7 Q3 R2 t4 |6 y
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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