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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. * Y! G6 a6 r% f# f
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
/ F8 }) ?7 t) h6 s; HWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
6 C4 d, M2 V6 kfamily was invited over to see the baby.
' {+ K4 h( u; ?& f! F1 e" ?( `& SBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
5 p7 k2 c: Z% p7 j/ Pwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
9 l8 p3 _5 D  X, L2 I- k' UHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 1 I5 r5 S' p! y2 o& p; V- N
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
9 u; p; m1 k0 v+ X: j$ R2 [would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.7 \1 Q5 m3 {) e3 M: ?3 Q3 S
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. " a0 Y# @" l7 D5 O) u0 |
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful6 Q8 `0 _* \7 J
baby.'* M- O1 @$ I. _6 G( y; s/ `+ O
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. : q7 s* e. f! X' J$ [0 f
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
  t0 H6 E, t/ U- tlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can8 q% g, O; B2 e9 v
he see?'
" ?6 X2 _+ A7 S/ x$ k1 y- v'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said$ u' `$ [% i8 p$ s7 l
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he& Z4 w2 G( O$ I
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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