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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
8 T" v' \; s, j  eUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.9 T0 I, e: O4 J7 i$ t' ^
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
: T) y2 q, r+ s* r0 c8 ufamily was invited over to see the baby. 0 H# }; L! H! Z7 ~0 r! r+ q  J( k
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk7 k$ B1 N% e1 l6 L9 U
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
& Y, H% L8 O/ h+ gHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
3 A' p! p% P0 |about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
! e2 ^! w9 P: |' @0 v* F3 mwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.+ Q  w1 H  r/ m6 o5 O1 a
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 0 Z$ y+ {8 V& S: A
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful/ L4 r2 O+ e1 u9 m+ ^4 O
baby.'
3 x% O3 v. f6 o* g; _The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 1 _1 A1 W% }! `$ m& F
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
% |  i0 e* }- [) _little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
- S5 h, k. B' E5 T+ t4 v% Qhe see?'
5 {4 i! l1 I! @. N: n$ s1 u'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said8 y) G! @9 D  O( q! A& C4 E
he has 20/20 vision.'' b- P  Y8 C- h7 j' W

6 k& i& k0 ]( b& s' \'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he/ l1 t0 }$ H# q
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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