The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
3 r! v( F: A* P3 _8 n, e# t" {0 Z% i- dUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
+ c/ {$ }8 p) {8 E4 D9 GWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
1 F! h# L) v, Z% N) uwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
: E% r8 h9 b2 U' labout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
$ |# e& Z7 L/ ~2 x) awould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
% ?" L; f6 ~) JWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
* M- I* ^3 n, J( ^baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
9 B. k& w3 y* r6 `'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'

8 A; `) n( f2 k. s'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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