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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
3 d& G( q& ]5 w8 o" D) PUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
: N* V# o+ J# Z1 h1 qWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's# {% x8 r1 P1 _" M& L* r4 \
family was invited over to see the baby. # a3 q% Y2 e9 [
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk6 ]0 l5 g6 i% ^! G. \, r: p8 N2 ?
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.% A' R' z* `! S- e
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
% J4 Q- i* v7 w3 babout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he6 J# C) T& |* G& E4 Q5 a8 r9 S
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
' Z" _% e$ Y8 \$ xLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. ! @, x. r) k& D) ~
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful1 W8 z( j4 m5 N0 l- |/ ^5 I
baby.'# J. Q* d& x& A% x
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
+ \: O, X( V3 `8 F/ I1 J8 D5 V$ i6 {Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful& Q6 W0 t+ B# y# A7 _
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can3 c- K! q. J! k+ O1 `
he see?'4 Y1 d$ L7 f5 M" e# a
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
* a8 T) g- t6 f+ A he has 20/20 vision.'8 s) k% i1 l: J9 `( Y! G& m; z

6 }  Y6 f6 p' x. F% Q'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
/ M$ p$ g7 z6 F  e. N3 S& i' j7 g6 rneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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