The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
) J$ D( o9 `- }2 }5 a" HUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
1 _4 X" P4 I0 l$ L% F- D3 Pfamily was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
" d; W/ J6 d$ lHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
) a' b: i4 c  }3 b  T: l9 Z) wabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
, G4 o; o6 j- Y2 _; y9 W- PLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
. ?$ P) l0 S) l5 Y5 Y( bbaby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
& c6 N9 `- A0 o; Alittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
1 j3 c6 U, e, t: N- K2 k'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he has 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
. Z1 N$ K5 l7 Bneeded glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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