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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
: v# G: J' w8 UUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.3 v S( s0 d$ L* N$ F+ j; B
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
* X8 N- P6 p2 `* yfamily was invited over to see the baby. ! Y! v/ M/ b( b% W5 K9 ?. J
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk6 o& e2 f! o& }! `: u6 ]. T
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.7 @) m' L9 O, X3 q3 @# f+ t
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything * q, w- h3 b4 D3 z* F) x
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
7 Y7 H6 o4 d9 F: E% Y4 P. k1 jwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
: J' G w, G5 k b! p8 S1 |5 QLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
& M) q/ M) L3 V1 r0 BWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful/ R8 ^) C( ^' v( x" C( ]
baby.'
' A8 c. Y1 L" F( AThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
5 I' }; c# D0 VJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful5 n' H6 [. w# c) }$ d
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can5 e2 j9 S A: ^6 f( s% A5 x% ^
he see?'
/ c" G4 _) w5 n5 b5 j4 Q* K; }' \( y'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
. w% ]$ a" _3 S0 G, Z he has 20/20 vision.'
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6 _* C- t& \* s( O2 [2 q0 K1 i'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he8 o6 j4 r% ?; s
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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07
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