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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
& \4 X7 W" v8 b  f- T/ a) y" I. Z8 tUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
* T0 q* E9 k$ tWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's# M* Z' t. S5 F, k: C5 J0 w
family was invited over to see the baby.
! E& l5 l7 j3 kBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk( }& b/ _) Z4 c# @9 W+ t
with him and explained that the baby had no ears./ }; \( r8 v  |/ H! F4 |# S% g
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 0 k3 C, u$ `7 N/ F" w
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he: t& w, B4 \- ~+ c) _5 u' c  e
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.; z1 [7 ^, k6 j* G9 Q6 h) ~
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. ; {- ~8 u+ k6 U: k9 s2 h
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful- u9 g2 a; P* j) m5 B& n. B
baby.'
0 J" e. k  h6 n; N& }. S' HThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. ) e. v) B; O" I" }
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful4 ^. K! \& D! ^* V1 \( \- K
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can& B. A% m5 Y" r: P
he see?'
7 F9 C, ]0 E) s( q. Q6 K% p'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
+ y6 X" i# E! J9 c, T he has 20/20 vision.'
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, G: Z& D3 X' h- _1 F'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he3 E3 m. O* [2 J( F) J( g4 e
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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