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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. , s" J2 O" p1 V* S) s b: L
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
1 X: B# t# M9 k) s! ]When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
% B2 z8 m! `3 s5 Dfamily was invited over to see the baby. ) B# [9 `% `& k1 ^
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
1 f3 ?3 D. e* k8 O- V! u$ w2 nwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
- H4 b" |9 E' @% }5 E/ }0 VHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ' E0 k% F, a D, ]
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he7 L7 ]1 }, B( K* C u
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
6 q) ]% S3 L2 v! }Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
* D2 a l* L1 h" M3 X' @. ~$ JWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
/ T* H/ g! [$ Ybaby.'/ q- H, Z( K1 z* e) q7 E
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
) B# _ P3 \% SJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful% R4 d# @1 ^& c0 A3 B! e+ [
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can0 i/ [/ s# o9 X' ?
he see?'1 `) t. z; `- ~3 ~: p7 {
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
* Y4 S) O3 o8 g7 g he has 20/20 vision.'5 u- C/ ?4 j+ C- c; ~4 s+ T, {( B& t
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07
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