The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

秋染红叶

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
( V- y+ I8 `& X0 R! wUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
; ^, g0 e( ]2 s3 O# A/ w+ AWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
& }  N2 ?% M% R3 q' @4 |/ }family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
8 U8 F5 y- R  b( b6 [His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
2 [7 Z$ ~, |# Labout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
0 x" N' K% D+ A' Z0 g9 V: ewould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
2 I6 E% {! k' S  {- a% e% zWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
9 j) Y0 d9 u( Z6 Z- e9 a, D$ Wbaby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
1 z: {, B4 s- r" T/ C& BJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
5 X, ]6 a9 N# {) dhe see?'
0 E' J. T) p# Q  H+ ?'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
' J! @9 v* s" @ he has 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
  f7 Z# z* p' \# ]* W6 ~needed glasses'.

Dumber

Haha! so funny!

織紗千影

LOL..

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