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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
- E2 O. y. {& i" M9 n5 O  \Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
2 K' |. k1 b5 x1 L+ x/ JWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's: p) H  w( Z* W+ Q% y7 a
family was invited over to see the baby. ! |$ I& _2 `& V
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
) v/ ~: Y* l- h2 \with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
( \3 u' A6 J( d& n, nHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything - {3 n* p; }' _/ R  x
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he. X* b6 z6 @# I' `5 m1 ^
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.) V% Y2 e# A4 \4 W7 k& I  R8 @
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
$ E6 b# r: t9 t+ QWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
/ l% ^4 [# A) c1 |- Z* J0 t+ }baby.'
( ^% ~$ Z( R! j1 v; J: ~: oThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. + n+ ^5 C: m. E, V0 s9 t
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful5 B! \3 i- ?) h( m
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can5 ?% q* T3 B  G9 c
he see?'
4 n  P: u, j/ L  ~- m6 Y7 P'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
6 Q6 h% t4 T& H; W1 q7 S0 E) {. K he has 20/20 vision.'; x/ M% H- R' u, Y

" ]* |9 |8 x6 c; s/ o2 n( M" @6 x'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
% B: ]$ G, R+ w) ?needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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