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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
5 s' w# A6 e9 v& y7 k8 X( [Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
, s. Y5 b0 a  }/ R# {When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's5 k1 K. U. c' T6 g- l+ j% Q
family was invited over to see the baby. 2 x2 e$ l; q( h( e, _+ C
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
7 h' c8 n, _0 g+ nwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
! @' R  P2 U0 N! X! `) }, jHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
. Y$ d) G$ Y. N* u: c8 S3 w5 ~about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
6 i. s" D5 @( e% t9 h. p+ \would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.0 E- g* s- g6 j$ r, N  {' Q9 W8 @2 S
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. / \; ~4 w! ^* |% a
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful# K3 @6 a3 ^$ |: }/ V- d1 k! ~
baby.'
' j3 t: ?/ y2 O, C" OThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
; D# v0 ?; G8 j5 h% C( ZJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
! `. ^$ P8 ?1 a1 i! Elittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
3 b! c- q7 Q2 u% She see?'" }- k2 @5 P4 f: C
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
( @; }* X2 c. W& t8 c he has 20/20 vision.'- t) y# j2 C9 I
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he) I9 j7 r& J5 P/ C$ |
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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