埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4304|回复: 3

The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
# I9 m( R  O2 r5 ?! Q$ AUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears., [2 ^: e9 v, A; V3 e- a
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
/ J) C6 w! I6 m0 d# Ifamily was invited over to see the baby.
6 [6 \. P/ T0 x* W! LBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
6 K6 k, z& B* V$ b) Z7 K8 p7 rwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
; v% y6 X6 y- x- Y7 d. vHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything : o, R* c  E) W0 M( R2 [
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he9 h1 T2 P% L# r% |' n5 d2 ~& W% ?4 l
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
/ C/ T: _( f8 D5 Q8 \/ ILittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
9 W& d8 z. m. m+ d" l  HWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
9 N: e2 u: Q: i7 fbaby.'
- j: p0 d. n. [( C: }The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
& c! m# C' r1 T& _* @9 |% `Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
+ m( F- b' |0 |8 ^5 Nlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can, |, Z! u" U4 n
he see?'6 ]% O9 c7 }  M6 }, L0 \
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
; d; U* N4 u. X) I/ m he has 20/20 vision.': H# j- e2 f: `8 @

$ K* u; l% @# r4 @2 Z, X'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he0 T1 x4 ], Y/ [" G9 ?
needed glasses'.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-7-14 07:33 , Processed in 0.085956 second(s), 17 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表