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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. , y5 c" f* t; R& W( w& j. D1 ^$ j
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears." g6 o. K% q; H4 r  e
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's2 J, D2 H) h. c2 Q+ E6 P
family was invited over to see the baby.
# b" e$ e9 U. f! `! ]Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
5 f+ J1 ~2 A9 ~/ F! f: x: ewith him and explained that the baby had no ears.0 @3 u# k& z' x% ^' K/ L' F
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
9 Y( o& M& F2 p! z0 o& E- Yabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he. a/ l6 `4 n6 [" s: _, [8 C& ^
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
; d4 ]+ x* u. f, JLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 5 t' m& k7 ?, e' r
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
- f8 a2 g4 K) u. i( Lbaby.'
: q* E. Y' k, l7 G8 Q; S3 s" a9 WThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. . U0 `7 b2 y+ i) N; ?
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
: c" p. U1 W- Y3 Slittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
$ P, Y2 {3 Y. o9 L1 m2 Qhe see?'
; e9 T  Z' s7 a' {5 ~; y2 r'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
) o8 ~7 s* b- c& _/ F0 h6 Q he has 20/20 vision.'; E% e# _, X. H$ H/ ^  }
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
0 u7 k2 A9 s$ e3 `. U* Q/ r' dneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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