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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
" a9 {& h) U) ~3 LUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.2 V( e8 ]1 z  S
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's7 B: A% s7 _1 b  n
family was invited over to see the baby. 4 V1 X2 K0 y% e8 l! T$ I
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
* n8 s/ B$ y$ l+ g& ewith him and explained that the baby had no ears.+ i! S/ M0 X7 D' F
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 8 A/ |2 s( s# Q9 D
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
+ r9 Q) p% K% ]( J- E# vwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.# k% {2 i$ j0 M4 M2 D
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
2 S9 W1 w/ J7 b. F' G* ^& cWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful# |  Q$ h$ ^4 K; `
baby.'
6 g7 }" c! d4 [6 aThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. ( E5 N+ Y( `% R, ~7 S
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful! r5 m# R8 p$ S: T+ x7 \
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can6 |. P6 I# z: V( \
he see?'
! V% y( D$ m! h5 i8 R6 s6 |- V'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said& E, \0 N! }/ Z5 j8 n$ A
he has 20/20 vision.'9 Q, N9 s  e, B1 q

+ t7 t3 c) J+ Y( B'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he6 R. n8 ~2 p) d- `* w0 ~" j
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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