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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
. Q8 A# j. K3 u  SUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
% O! L. ~3 V" d0 }( S* RWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
2 B+ D+ L- ^; }8 @family was invited over to see the baby.
5 S) Q; A3 W8 b" t# }# P$ WBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk0 t  k8 m2 x% ~. T" o! L  }
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
! d8 W, T- `* [9 B' MHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
8 F! l2 u+ w1 n. X- `& Uabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he+ K* a' D. k0 s! {0 V8 A
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.0 S4 F, @6 A+ Q' U- X0 n3 Z0 P
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. ' U3 Q. q5 _7 r. B2 ?, h. W, ~
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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9 s7 O! B. k: D6 d0 ^9 \The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 6 i. T5 P, [0 `
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful- C# \( A( N  k3 }2 a! X+ t" v
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can. k2 v5 S- y+ d
he see?'
, Z( M  o; k1 n7 r, w! H! Y'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
) c& I' e0 A" Y7 x3 I; ~ he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he) z7 y7 h8 H! a  V3 E
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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