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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 3 h) Q, A0 A3 y$ b5 H4 V
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
. B# K/ B  m0 ^+ f) FWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's% l- r. W0 {! @
family was invited over to see the baby.
9 L3 v5 ?% e9 S( mBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk4 L; v6 B1 O+ h2 s& [% z3 P
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
% u1 l1 f0 q; d  U; `6 c& N" IHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
4 m4 p. {. ~' b% g+ p' habout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
9 e9 r( }+ m* I( O. K5 vwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.4 M1 B, @7 U1 h% P7 S% r
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 2 L, `/ V1 M( _7 u5 I, w
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
* R# `  r) s+ d. Ababy.'
* Y: J" D* r8 j( b3 r1 K. {The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. & K( C% U/ u5 W+ r) ?4 W. d
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful6 u7 _$ z' G) h# `
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can3 Y0 t! ]" l" g, k
he see?'! T  X) k/ Q( S8 a+ o
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
! E" Q( A5 F# R( \, |  z: t; t; O he has 20/20 vision.'
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# p$ c3 k$ E* J1 o  ~$ [% m! J'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he4 q: C5 w! h- m$ o$ {
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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