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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 1 O6 [# x5 T+ W6 x1 S4 t
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.$ T# [" h0 u, F$ E* J2 ~
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
. u' N6 G/ r, U& u' F0 J% ifamily was invited over to see the baby. : b4 a- n7 z- U5 t3 k3 m
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
1 U- ~0 G7 f* j/ o" S' gwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
; t/ J6 k- r7 g+ ~0 M, j4 y4 dHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 4 h8 W8 @  l6 [( f' g& k8 e3 ?
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he  N. z  T# d  }7 @
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.9 ]' T* @0 P$ L& l- F! S/ Y
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
3 I6 M, U- r4 |! e  Q, TWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
5 M) k- |7 N; f6 \# S/ o: p4 K' {baby.'
( _' ^/ K' ~$ `' n/ U0 w  E- ?! ?The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
9 ]3 e; J" z; C) c. ]Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful- j3 ^+ r( E9 e/ V( n
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
8 ]1 `8 M, [- p4 a# h' ]* zhe see?'
" c4 M. S* P( E, Z+ B'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
" g7 z; {3 m$ \% R2 i. \ he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
" K; h, Q% X# i9 Y1 c( j" Y- ^needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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