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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. # K3 g- ]% H1 R+ S' ^9 H) |
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.0 ]3 {4 h5 D5 T" d" G! @  @4 H
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's. j3 V8 F1 g; P& \/ L
family was invited over to see the baby.
! d0 h6 r: L/ Q; j4 y# tBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk  Q, u# n* }# e, f
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.$ P. J+ s, D# I# b  O" y* p3 m
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
7 {) W* Z7 R4 G9 y; gabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he; w, \/ b: v5 j3 ?) o+ P4 Z
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
; T5 W2 C( j9 m* _/ U7 w$ n2 {Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 2 d4 ^8 Q) H$ r
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful/ s: s; c- i2 N! @6 B$ Y/ r
baby.'4 T& l# j& V# Q, v0 p+ }
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
" K' X3 Q' v4 yJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful' ~8 R5 g2 G# Y* X
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can; q. L& [$ N' i8 j' a* `% Y
he see?'4 c' \. Q/ F% I4 H! Y& ~: Z
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said4 o1 q, _* G/ U: X. [
he has 20/20 vision.'
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. a6 h0 q" W0 ~8 x3 p1 e0 S'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
" w$ S6 ^: u- Q. D: b8 F! b: Dneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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