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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. ; ^% t+ U1 @: R8 C% X
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.4 M7 ?9 }3 i1 G# G7 B% j
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
6 d8 Q% V; z- l% zwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.# O- F; L2 ]3 R& ^+ g  D8 z9 |
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
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would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.5 [) r# {! x9 d+ @/ F
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 5 I$ S: Z% k3 w7 z/ t
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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. g% q, S% {; L! I# T/ M- Y. W8 SThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 8 w& I2 B* w: P, N% ~5 n3 y
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
5 \( o- k" S5 |little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can1 J" Z6 i1 F7 o2 c& u
he see?'
6 |+ f/ {- x& m, Q5 J/ F'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said7 n! F. E) u. }. g: i7 ^" y
he has 20/20 vision.'5 @! C1 y$ I8 _. \4 a& ?  W
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he8 C9 f8 f+ |& n: s1 H
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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