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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 4 |7 c' p. F6 h" y
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.7 b2 c+ q' g! T, @" G0 d+ x
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
( V6 n0 _+ d4 n) _family was invited over to see the baby. 8 l: p5 ?7 ^! }) M1 P# [4 }! H
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
# n. ]' x* q8 X7 j5 ]" Y+ Xwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.0 H8 s7 q9 }: s3 R; h, Y$ Z! X) ^
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
' t+ B/ @* Q0 ~+ Fabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he4 V2 g! q: F$ |6 A
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.7 P8 ?4 b1 m4 C- O8 A7 o5 A- P/ m
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. $ n/ S1 A9 n5 N  e
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
0 Z: S# k  t! C6 o1 e4 jbaby.'9 X/ E, e6 w: e5 r6 t
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 0 G2 w1 r3 ]: |9 n; G0 @
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful+ f0 g; d" \$ D
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can& w" x$ k! {$ ~0 f& B* F) I
he see?', ^2 l) B& B' [$ R! b
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
% g: F8 I/ ?3 r9 m he has 20/20 vision.'
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) j; t) [5 y$ E% ?" c, k'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he  {- q/ _# ^* H3 g9 z, _$ N9 R& |" ~9 |
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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