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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. : t; n: g. r' w7 J+ h: x) B" z! ?6 W& \
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.0 ~, c4 p4 G. C# f2 x  c
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's) Z: B$ F2 V7 J7 b
family was invited over to see the baby. ' H5 Q! d4 Q1 f+ e
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
9 p1 T* h; [. _; O7 |with him and explained that the baby had no ears.! p- j8 V! E% `" g# E
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything & g  C2 h6 W( I! }  @0 C" Q  }
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he# H% x- u  Z4 N5 A6 O7 b
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
' R6 R# ~5 b9 @8 ~9 YLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
3 I" k6 ?( j$ D9 ~, P$ h$ d& M2 XWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful" {! m- L7 N! I! }' I
baby.'- i. I& H% j3 k
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
# h+ P' k* |0 _' e; m1 \Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful$ Y- Y3 t4 B% M; t5 u
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can7 t% p$ t5 i5 b* b5 A
he see?'
/ X: h8 d' ~( o6 @$ \) ~- {'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said" w* K# T4 m. u9 e7 i4 b; r
he has 20/20 vision.'  w, f' P/ I, H
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he  E: Z& T6 M/ c# C2 f
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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