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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
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1 L4 \" {6 \! I9 o" k3 ~1 `When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's+ ^# S* w; j. l0 }% R) x
family was invited over to see the baby.
6 }- |! {* |% R% L1 bBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
% D9 `$ _* F7 ~! |7 W  ~with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
) t0 P- {- w  [His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything $ c) b' |; {" f! w; g9 _
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he4 Y* o0 u& F2 r6 G2 ^. k8 ^0 A
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.6 o  d5 {% N/ c8 `* Y8 k( ?
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 2 l1 W$ X3 m, h4 j8 p
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful. ]8 Q& e- G$ U
baby.'3 i4 |5 M, C7 q% c; {8 i
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. ( T$ d$ L! {0 \$ p9 {) H0 G
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
1 g* b! f& M3 i8 ?$ Ilittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can  u) J  g4 y5 P* q0 N5 B! S9 K( P
he see?'' @9 G( P! b! w  L4 Y0 x
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
' _& w8 F1 {2 H- b% U( j9 Q he has 20/20 vision.'; }& v3 ^) M( g

+ [/ }0 y! s  e2 w# m'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he; @6 q, m; [" k- c1 {2 Q0 N+ |
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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