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9 X7 ~+ f/ M, {I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I. o2 B7 T; f( d, ?4 M% q8 s1 C
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& |/ `, t5 P+ D# T; U
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 v) x! H8 k2 K, T; @, @0 m5 [
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: D9 R2 A) t; { i1 {- u! YMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very* n+ m; z0 M+ S, O% A) h' X! d9 D
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( P0 a7 w6 @( f' F$ U' A' H
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come' q& d+ s0 p/ s1 q/ L5 K
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she2 C4 k: X5 L% s1 J
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
4 m5 K2 ^3 n! q/ J& }overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and1 v0 K6 w* q, H w/ m
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
% x) ?6 ?1 e: Q6 H2 Isaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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2 [. d' t6 g. f. WI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 m* t O0 m' Q3 r7 v
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline6 n; L9 z( ~4 u3 a
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
, ]# D: \: f( q" v7 q }2 msaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
# [1 q9 r2 u' [1 _6 I6 l4 Xask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your: \0 o! C( U: m, u$ a: p0 m
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