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 THE WEDDING TEST
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& M% }9 k- e t% PI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I; s8 ^2 z- L: P9 E" ]* A. H
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
& M D! y2 I- N% `" z( _9 _: ionly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! g; o6 [2 O1 w
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# i9 O4 s8 o/ w% A' d) eMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( g7 }+ u6 S, H' ytight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
$ c. _) g6 b& V, a/ n# V p& X3 iwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
8 Q6 A+ i; B \' B% Bdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
' A }7 g. V9 ^: c/ Iover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
9 _9 S7 D% ~& ^& o. n" M2 nwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't, B) u z4 E3 t8 f- w" y1 m( g' Z
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) a/ [+ M, j. ecommitted my life to her sister.
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' A2 Y l3 `: B2 k$ yWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
1 s2 {. a1 B2 ksaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild+ Q& A3 L7 D* v8 E. ^. G& c2 r
fling, just come up and get me."7 P4 X( q2 z7 j: n. L* r
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
7 N$ g8 [3 R* S6 @the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline. k* M0 }$ n0 M! p
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards S6 p3 v2 y# m- @
my car. S, ]2 I+ R- h1 u
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# H4 A7 f( h& {/ o2 V$ J5 HTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
2 j( C8 k1 e2 }# G2 Doutside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."" s2 o/ m9 x& |" I t4 f
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your& J& ]& T- M2 n. ?
condoms in your car. |
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