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( X0 Z ?% X! q1 a; _2 [( R( {. U% hI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I( e s2 J. x1 K7 w# C
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, I2 s5 z5 A* Q- J& t( r+ R3 I
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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8 ^+ g0 ?# p1 h' M% Y: j! iMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
5 n/ C" u) V0 l% W: U5 Htight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down7 a4 d. o! j( j% Z1 T1 t; g/ e2 y, F
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be, Z4 K2 ^3 F8 M0 S& b, H
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.6 P% [' h9 N( M1 D% ]
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" Y4 W0 N w* p
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she& a+ q4 D- `& ^2 ~
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
: Q5 I( k5 z2 |1 L" A+ wovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: K5 ?; [: _- r2 q* n4 \: o; ocommitted my life to her sister.
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2 B- L$ V3 y$ ?! W. SWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
0 h2 l* e8 T0 A9 @said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild7 U* F- M; y, V% e W
fling, just come up and get me."8 a( L; u9 u! r2 W a6 O
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' S! C7 g% p. g3 o3 GI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up3 ]$ k5 k X; f( c& L% k3 H6 D1 Z
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline4 D" U, u) _. f6 B. N
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards4 e1 ^3 G. J q3 R7 }
my car.
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6 V$ R- p7 \2 U) e) m4 HTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing b$ m6 n9 `, W6 G
outside, all clapping!
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, h0 T+ m! L* k8 a! S) cWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and1 V1 \' h+ i6 i
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
, ~7 ]( D: ^" g: nask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."5 u& \/ G( c' [8 x; g& B
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0 E( y7 i# `4 n0 K5 fAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your/ E7 o4 P' Y( }: J" v% S
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