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1 p8 d7 y* M. k1 K3 v' p- TI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
+ p9 v1 a) }( k! g, J& g6 Qhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
& ]( w r' s" k, Gonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! S. e! ?8 a( W/ b$ L+ D/ b. ?$ ^
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
. ?6 R' S* H/ p# f; q; c/ i( Ktight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
. o" k$ N2 D5 c# ~7 cwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be, y0 F. y0 D' K" a( M+ K
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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2 i) e/ K2 D I# _One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
/ _( q3 H% C& I% X% b# Jover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 p' X+ I, O$ n6 v9 p* cwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't) } j+ X4 |6 n K4 n$ z- B
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
3 m% O( t" N/ O* Zcommitted my life to her sister. L/ O3 \6 b+ F: s
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, Y3 L; T# }0 h- x% K+ q" ^Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She" v3 E8 R/ K4 t: z2 Z" l( O
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
3 l5 i4 Z; ?9 j4 r/ ^8 A% x" Sfling, just come up and get me."
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6 |! M7 f# k$ C* k# ZI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards2 m5 y# G1 b' b8 v7 Z! z
my car.
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1 F7 q- \) i* P0 W) U# Y: x( mTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing( V) Q+ }$ a, Y; x- y- u5 l, z
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and$ o2 Q0 j T+ E( Z/ {' X3 n
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't* D# x$ a3 W5 c! ]5 ^6 z" z+ a; s5 ?
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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