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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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7 |; S/ q: k5 g+ Z$ P: ~, B3 yI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 J3 r2 ]  ^/ P$ i7 Y9 E
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was9 D0 C7 G  w/ |( D- A
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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# X" @5 w( c- w# I2 S8 X, S/ TMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
7 {7 ?) K/ g' j# e3 q- ~, Rtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down! \; Y1 \/ i, l
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 i* U$ S0 {* d3 z' Y" [" E
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.! t1 t' ~2 c2 s. E3 P; Y

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) j1 K1 Z0 R2 N  U3 _0 n0 HOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come4 i! X$ T/ @2 T' Z% F
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
4 V) l2 I8 L( T' H9 s: iwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't7 o9 o4 I# `: ~$ _
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and9 {) a0 }$ Q! I! q! F# h: N! g$ I
committed my life to her sister.
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$ f; V  O6 y& H5 W7 N( iWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
. ]. f$ v, ~. j. e* M! wsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild1 p; Q9 h( i8 ]7 s4 e
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
- R* _5 D( J0 qthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
* s# {5 X. g$ vstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards9 `, K: O- m: a9 q. T
my car.
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. ]' g! X, _" a) BTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing+ C! b. V+ d5 o7 Y: s. c+ Y, M
outside, all clapping!. n* K3 |6 C6 w. }) S) ^
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& J6 @4 {% B( q) YWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and8 R4 G  ~" |5 s# C+ c/ B$ T$ }
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't  r+ M; R  q0 T
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 N$ t: g6 z* `- S# M

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  I9 k1 W+ L! m/ H) z8 R1 tAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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