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( O- i" U, v% U& |$ RI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, D" ^9 c$ n! g6 u, P
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 j" P7 \' z4 U$ h
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 S3 f6 b4 o, F, vwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
0 z6 c/ D8 Y: f8 Z' covercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
! Y6 K; e: N$ Hcommitted my life to her sister.
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/ v+ D B9 s( aWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She- s; m3 }# B! u {; P# R' Z( P# M
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 |9 F. y5 `7 w4 j0 q
fling, just come up and get me.". o8 u0 I, }6 J, @/ _
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( M+ i8 K# e: B: Q0 T/ g- P4 T/ NI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 r, U" ?! Q1 ]( E2 l, v
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline0 r5 S- s- t9 n/ b# _- A: [
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards) G- n# `& |8 I( d; n
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r0 C3 b% g S( t% P3 G1 oTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 L+ @4 _' u: e9 g2 V
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and- Q* o- F' Y4 J. ~7 {& m$ z% M
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& S% W$ z) o! a
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."3 u6 [% x6 E- W4 I
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! H. k3 y1 [; d" r- @) _And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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