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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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+ } O* o7 {6 J1 Z2 mMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very) C! V; | z6 O
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She# v5 z* V% U/ b7 w) T, |7 J
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards" ^* M9 f. M0 K% W& T( F
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1 ^0 q3 Z5 c9 D7 CTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing* w5 H' C+ m1 \; _
outside, all clapping!/ y8 ]' z: \: H4 o. J
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8 T. r6 y: D1 C' CWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 l# D |6 }1 x5 I# }+ p
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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: P5 m$ @! G) K. {9 k+ v2 dAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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