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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I/ d, {* n* K: \3 {! ?: G0 ]2 q
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
% [$ z8 o! e/ O9 B/ p0 [only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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3 A- l* P; H- W9 ^- ]) CMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& m# C6 S. M0 Q0 ]8 S, Xtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* E4 ^5 n; d0 i# F" a) i" [; y0 @7 }
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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7 W4 X. O. c1 j x% q4 D6 ywhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't' I/ R/ l2 e) s. }: I: Y
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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3 c* I- U; x% ]1 J! V2 Y1 }Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She2 y, }9 u: S$ X; W0 v j
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild; d" J) z0 @$ \5 E: D
fling, just come up and get me."8 D( |/ ]- B3 F1 r; e
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8 x/ H- f8 _4 K% c& cI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up3 p. J6 D, q E
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline1 A) ^- H {" p
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 ^# l l) P0 Y3 g
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
5 E: R' Q { dask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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