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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE WEDDING TEST
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5 o: Q  a# |- a6 LI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I$ |) j' p! A/ {8 y& n& w
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was% z& ?: B2 X" H1 \
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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! ?& g, M1 ?/ q- H! ZMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
" X" n# s0 Z$ N! r0 g: s8 [tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
. o4 a% ]: c7 i: ], gwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be4 p, r0 s- _6 i% s$ q3 B+ [* c1 R
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else., |% t# `! T- R7 u6 P* ~: E
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$ i: A, V+ v4 c) LOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
9 ]) m1 V$ z  k$ X2 V) n1 wovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
  d1 d$ t0 _/ v- f# |committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
8 c- O0 K4 T) f5 j% Hsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild, n+ Y  }$ [4 H9 E4 P- t
fling, just come up and get me."( P  z  X/ K0 ?9 {) \1 r

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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ I# \& T& ]' n6 ~- ]0 {
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
$ e8 t3 o- P' wstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
9 J! [( \- d, h, P' G0 omy car.
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/ {3 L; F6 o; e! s- B0 DTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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9 M! b) w* D5 }, AWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and" Z# J) k$ |. l
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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