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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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& I3 G5 q* t. j9 R+ F, Z9 ?My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be( |2 f8 @0 S$ c7 f0 F: ?
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* I) g Z; b( W: A; c
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she2 G* i4 r+ s% q8 f4 O8 E5 [
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't, T! i# J/ |0 k3 e/ X/ }
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and' u2 O5 y+ E1 v( `7 n; O: C
committed my life to her sister.
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! I# B5 G0 k5 `: D, z. VWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 Q# l) F- k2 `7 c' F" j: V) C8 |
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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/ O7 P8 T7 j/ N* f0 M d8 C3 }I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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7 ^! ?# W) z! Z9 eWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."5 y1 Q3 W, g7 k5 L5 Q
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' |, y2 l$ A' F1 d1 z5 r2 I7 LAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your5 v5 x ]# {/ Q" a% l% X
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