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/ ?8 _' J3 t/ x" m. SI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I9 V$ R4 E# k1 z* r2 ~" \
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
2 Y/ I% B: t. G8 s$ R& a* donly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.- H( {; ?% T( b& Q
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ Q' x5 S0 M* [6 c
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
& X% n& S5 R' }7 Y Kovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
3 X/ T6 |6 ~8 ]. Fcommitted my life to her sister.
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* z! |0 j7 m, C' C0 }9 i9 G! w/ eWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She) ~3 {' Q8 b* s( \/ N. p
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 M! Z; ~/ ?, A7 E8 @" L
fling, just come up and get me."; ]3 p, q# p- J
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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+ y# [$ ?( f. J1 Xstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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+ z, E+ T. h' l# ]1 h$ ]With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
& A% u! \; i: w- ]; Q! R4 Y( w& Esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't6 r3 } y, g' B0 g
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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