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9 y& S7 K$ c- T; [2 sI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, |4 y+ Q7 ^" p$ C3 p6 C9 w( `+ G
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
m. u; E+ M/ l& @; A$ k& |$ owhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be! C7 b$ v& n5 f4 h
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 K- x& ^5 p# x- \5 g
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7 t/ k7 R ^$ ^9 d( f* V2 qOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
3 }; H! v% b. |/ z mover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
! p% D/ x( M/ z/ X8 V+ Xwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
8 p: k) X% D3 @! z5 sovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
7 H$ E, Z# e2 z. F9 s; I: mcommitted my life to her sister.
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- V e$ `* ]. m) b( CWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
) T! c! K7 ^! B2 V7 z4 Qsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
. [3 H. Q( Y0 Y- j9 \7 Gfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
9 l+ @$ H w8 fmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
s; a: b/ Y7 B |& U+ Doutside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
' h+ i5 b- L* x3 Z9 Qsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
' X+ O7 l6 j9 H$ h2 Z* I3 Wask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."6 H! U+ ^, c6 j! e& Z% h
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5 J" E! N, S3 lAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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