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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I; i3 S9 b, j4 x' c
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, W, L; j. n& P0 E1 y: f
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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3 W5 T) K0 G# p# W q) U3 LMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
/ P+ U6 ?$ t& {9 L W* btight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# M6 H% c% v# Lwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
/ l3 \4 M# Z" O9 e [deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 M' K& [+ u/ Q
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^- f) N; @8 wOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come% ?# s% P1 r# H9 `
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she- ~! N0 n% ?- y6 f+ `4 Z4 O% O
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't& Q6 r6 d6 f( }. L: K# d! o
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
7 y( P% {. f7 F9 Ucommitted my life to her sister.) V) g$ R. C! {; v( X' C4 l h; }
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
% }: i' M# F$ Y; Tsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
5 B- P5 l9 w6 O9 p) pfling, just come up and get me."
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5 I0 m# x I' U6 \I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
" ]3 @, W8 m. Nthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
0 O/ Y P7 v; S- W. Qstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
3 _7 W+ d! ^* ], F( a# W0 Mmy car.; F Q( G$ B* f. a* ?
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$ K3 e+ x$ N8 G ]: P7 C* WTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
7 I( ~$ Q3 K1 }outside, all clapping! n& _5 j$ D( m4 y9 R+ {
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
5 m: |! F2 l* B2 usaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 e+ t+ z0 `5 k8 b
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.", b. y. z% m0 @
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s5 a5 ]4 r0 b0 |1 aAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your* H3 O, [) |) M! }, B
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