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3 H+ ]2 Z3 z$ F2 o- KI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
; y% V: K- ?+ Ehad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was+ o. A8 D/ p6 B& k9 o* c- L
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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+ N0 L% N$ J; ~, Y7 q3 T4 bMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very) f: X% `1 [8 m) \1 ?
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down+ ^' R) T" [( X0 x& A
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" u5 K) \5 q( r/ C( _
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
8 T* D$ |* U9 H2 f. ^% ?" ~: d4 Nwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't( m' E D ~1 T" c' I- A( N
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
5 M) y" |# h ^: xcommitted my life to her sister.4 g' U6 v; O+ v- Q) U( ?
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- m" S6 S4 y! v+ sWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She( d. v3 X+ B8 Q$ p- @
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild" b6 r* ?& T, m/ ^" s% m. f" x
fling, just come up and get me."
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# T/ |- X& h& S9 O, N/ f3 EI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 E" X1 _; b9 q% p" c' n0 A
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline: u( G( t+ M1 p+ X) P0 @) A& @
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
5 `6 U, | J3 R: C5 p N8 d2 D5 Imy car.! V" m# Z5 O6 E7 y+ u& F/ |
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( [ N# }. l! q0 c5 b6 s1 ]1 U5 kTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
! _9 }* w# q$ O/ e* ]; w6 Coutside, all clapping!; t( T9 z. \. Q* N
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and4 [# c. M2 S) _/ m8 R* e
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't6 E, V+ B! ]4 g
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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' v: V3 c5 q9 Q' hAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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