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% W+ e' S5 m+ ^I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
: O8 l% |$ Y/ ~, t; R6 u, Y$ }had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
( L0 Z7 i. R6 C T1 E0 B1 oonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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- x4 R# a" x. h8 IMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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" R9 U# \$ N1 W# ?) [One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* {2 u* e0 C; s* m
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she( C/ O! Y- _$ C: K
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.% g- j# A( @7 n2 [8 j! i
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
; W) y8 q: p( R2 Ksaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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, {) \; n- j2 d6 o* v& II was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up2 |% ~. y% @7 h8 f1 w3 U
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline/ j+ d' r( R3 `1 i- R, d
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and+ A6 |6 f- x" [1 g3 Z/ i! G# @
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't: f: o. `# ~3 W; q
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.", _& R9 Y* ?* E* U1 e& A3 H
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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