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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I( f, s* Z; y. p( K) }) r2 }
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was. a: i" P3 a' \. l0 t F0 q9 p0 Z- e
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.* T% S$ I' {8 ]- i% S1 s( S9 L
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very+ h3 [8 _ f$ _ Q
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down- F8 u: l' \0 i# z4 p
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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1 E" u. ~. w( V8 \One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
3 S1 Z' A% Z9 Q8 q% ]2 M% vovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, X% [7 o3 ?2 n# F% h4 lcommitted my life to her sister.! a8 w5 [* m- b- `3 Y; s) F
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! a1 C, R5 j1 Msaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild" ` Y j* z. B2 l/ g
fling, just come up and get me."9 `8 v% V a+ d9 T8 ^" }" a- E
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and. U, |( `. n. `' P$ s9 d7 S& ~
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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; u' M' ~/ R+ z1 Q+ LAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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