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* n, S5 I9 C% A' q0 lI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I. Z; ~0 A* ^; k( C& b" N7 a; i
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
5 [1 k5 M6 @7 T! @$ s- }only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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, ^. b- ?, l `1 aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, u$ F |2 E! S/ ?
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
: ?: Z- M. ~, {: a, ~, ~; T% \# {: Lwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
" Z( Y0 y% M) t- f# K% ?' Udeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else." i; m0 a4 U Y% w; L I
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come0 y7 @' T8 ]' a9 L: y( ^6 @' |& {; |1 U. c
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
' H; w; E' ?$ }5 lwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
8 s v" k; r- |4 A: qovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and; f9 z! i- ^ Q8 W" o/ j
committed my life to her sister.
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6 M5 H5 ^6 l, G1 I$ I/ R; kWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
$ i/ b+ o: h/ N2 T4 |; {* D Ssaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild! X, `, g( L- |" a I; ` p
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up5 K) X* Q2 F2 c* X/ e4 B4 H* l
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ o! ]7 ?1 a8 U: a I
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards6 ~- ]) }7 L; g* M2 i! v
my car.* ~6 M( C% {' q$ X
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing0 v: Z/ F$ y# F: a/ E& p) c0 y
outside, all clapping!
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9 U" H+ l8 V/ ?, D8 P9 vWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
; a8 y c* Z" i3 W1 Gsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
- @3 K# F1 D# \6 ?: Nask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."2 ?, a+ q& R$ @" r0 b |% l
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