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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.6 Z1 M0 x3 C. O: A
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very& C2 e2 [$ T$ e
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down% |) m$ H3 q0 j, B- c7 E- ]; y& b+ `
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be3 I$ m+ l$ u" b' B, z! O3 F1 M
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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3 @) U6 ?# V8 {* ^0 R. o0 D0 o) Z( W& SOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
, k+ Z6 m) i" v7 Z4 xover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
+ r2 I. C# k! C6 p% \) Xwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.* P3 u2 C+ @% A% g' h5 a
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She" |) Q# a, W4 c+ [5 k
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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. I4 V+ M' z h* P& bI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up5 ^% d5 ^' x8 i. X ]" Q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline2 J1 k# ~: {, @/ O
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
% O" P5 Y7 r* z( Nmy car.9 K- I4 b2 G7 `- l9 h1 S: D5 {7 [% Z
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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* W# i4 E: c& w3 L* p! LWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and7 l) O8 _2 s" P; u
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% H! ~( s, }, x" W* _4 b7 m- |
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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