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- m" S5 ?" b" W/ @& a: zI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I6 S+ X# ~; ^0 m' q
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
2 B2 b0 t% } F/ ^7 u& w4 ^only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.7 [" c6 B0 {3 x% v ?3 H9 Z
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 Z4 j0 _! f' U, O# \/ A- o7 ztight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down4 t) p0 [9 s9 X z+ U* u+ i8 l* r
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
7 M6 J8 {) R) i1 u/ s) u: v2 ^9 @overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and4 [0 T9 L7 I8 d; C; Z( L1 p
committed my life to her sister.
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2 `& w1 ]$ ^2 Z, E8 rWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She" g) E- H* H$ Y/ |
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
2 F$ a, ]; t4 x, d; S5 \6 D0 Ffling, just come up and get me."6 f$ V$ j: M: h; X$ ?5 [
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
5 |8 \$ u1 z' D8 n j3 n! Ithe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; D) X, I: i/ F8 p! Q" g" d4 C
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
$ c4 N" k q4 ~# X3 v: b/ cmy car.
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. a7 m# ~2 B0 `2 D! vTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and8 p1 J M" f+ M8 u) w
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
( u- c, X+ J$ H' F3 |ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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