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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
5 k, X; ^/ I4 \$ Nhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
# a1 b1 @% R8 W+ Y0 Nonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.: q$ x$ L7 C, H7 \6 p
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/ a9 | z7 ?4 J5 I$ S C! gMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
! r+ U% M1 r) r' e& dtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down" V4 t! o6 l ?" b9 |
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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; r" d& [7 I8 s8 Q: zI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
, f2 x5 p: s/ `( N# v/ W. d" `/ nthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline4 A! r0 I- h z/ |, U5 o
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
1 @% B$ Y3 Y/ a: K- ]! t( y8 U Csaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
0 U* ^/ K5 e: ~: ]: F" c6 w* _ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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