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B5 s0 h8 q* p& L a+ Q/ vI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I: c/ M( [2 a! F2 ~2 ~
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& H, F* T9 K7 P+ `; A; e2 d- |6 J
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
$ v5 }! ?, k) y, b9 B% f# M: wtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
) C# ~) x9 O6 s. M9 O8 ~when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
9 S6 p+ T9 I/ `# s$ T* h9 kdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else., D7 j2 g" {3 Y
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
" d7 v3 B3 j$ h0 j: P. ^* zover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
% ]8 ?3 u% w! k/ X+ S* `: M. C2 Qwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't8 n4 X! v& c; i% T% F
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 n9 T" r& E# H7 v% L- e
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ ~3 W( Y0 q' E a/ F/ J$ n
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild/ J+ {' C, Q7 E# q
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards) `& ?% K' c1 {! m' I
my car.
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- s) W6 l. D+ y/ d3 _: l2 \/ OTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing% ^8 T. s9 G; A& T, |1 u: _" T
outside, all clapping!: {3 W# ^, R) t6 T2 y
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and" h) s/ j/ T2 O' Q# s+ s+ ^
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
& ^) ?5 }: N2 x# mask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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