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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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& T( b8 B" y8 C4 mMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very2 U6 g3 S" Y" N0 T
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down7 P8 e; y5 o" v$ o! P4 K
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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2 Z- H$ B/ r$ y3 TOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 ]' r- V7 d) d9 x2 Z4 h( V; @
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she6 x) c, q/ ^% N: r* U
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't+ }2 d0 ~. Q: W K$ \4 L0 J( U
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards1 F) k' Y: m* l; x: B- q/ b5 g4 Q/ [
my car.6 x" a' [' G$ w
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and! M" `3 c3 q) R, U4 I5 Z
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't3 B6 K" _# M" ^0 n9 H
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."7 P$ Y! ^# r6 @+ [8 y% r" q
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your, c, b. y& l( [
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