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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I! {$ ]1 b+ q- X/ I7 R) a+ `
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't( M5 B, B! t; ~, X i
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and: r. S' m4 ]! |& X% i- Y7 F
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards2 ?: p: o* ]4 y
my car.
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outside, all clapping!
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' x+ A: U* ]8 e# W0 C& ~. xWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and @% ~8 W/ e) h, r; ]$ ^# m- |6 a
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't7 ^# Q: ^6 J% f) q& `
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.". Q, p6 k6 l9 C9 U$ l- R* x9 n) ?
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# a v. [7 e- I5 d4 _/ f4 {And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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