 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
" B6 s: o% j, p
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
' A- s* _; {% L- n1 N0 S$ ohad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
/ B( w4 @$ N4 Y2 uonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! j, z8 e/ O- b; \7 a
1 ~+ C8 W+ k1 s1 q$ i
{' O0 d. Z* v+ n5 P. P' N" r9 e' u4 H s# ]/ A$ |
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
3 a0 u) f( x2 gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
, p% j) W: U: q/ r" hwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
7 x1 {& y4 Q9 c3 \4 n3 q! wdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.: D8 g" v4 Q" U
8 B" k0 Y# I/ m: l" ^
+ y! p2 E7 E8 _- w2 {' a
$ u; Q3 Z" D) W! t( X. S8 U$ K# ^
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
' r1 R V& V- J# qover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
$ A6 F3 x1 \% O1 `' d7 Q0 owhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
0 t1 W' C' w {; O* Govercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and1 J6 }0 v5 L. O* R% I- ^. L, m
committed my life to her sister.
3 x8 t$ d) v% R9 Y2 u6 ~. x7 a1 o- X' q6 h5 R
: ]( b8 q5 H8 s$ a8 W# D/ T$ |, d6 K) s
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
: O$ t) ?' |/ gsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild, r: L4 `+ X- D. O7 P
fling, just come up and get me."9 W+ L) W, y4 t- A) {8 C
. L. _8 g) r' d; O
, w8 r, z. |+ {3 K' q% C; B+ U
+ {3 G$ A W' t" |% t% D4 QI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
( C W; a; f# Xthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
! b8 b; a. h y/ {8 ~2 E0 Z$ bstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards; \; i$ a9 @; P+ y3 r8 C
my car.
L8 H( O [; E6 j. w b7 c3 d: q' M0 u- {7 Q
( x9 y& @% b# P
' `' x; ]" `! \+ k
To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
1 \- e2 M% C( Q& k: uoutside, all clapping!
2 B; c4 S6 S2 Y
6 ]% b- y) j: b. a+ k' r2 W. f2 d9 } w$ {7 J0 _" g
7 w( d9 I; W* V3 |. c4 [5 _
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
: @$ W% Q- O1 E; Z2 Gsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- e% k% ] K& }2 ]* y- U
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."3 |, E+ K' N3 ]! D
a6 u4 A4 G ?5 X
$ C$ n# B$ d% a- ]8 n9 M) B" K5 V; r. [
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your& z8 Z. n% F1 {2 b6 ~( ?! K
condoms in your car. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-25 21:34
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-25 21:47
