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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I' ]) k0 [2 B7 |# u) f0 U
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
' g7 J- B0 i7 p# ~1 u+ honly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.2 a; Y1 O; X9 z2 u1 G0 i+ y/ Z$ b
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very8 {4 K" q2 x0 h2 ?
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down3 g3 }( o, s; J! E% u
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be! P9 S& e) J; @( w4 n4 Q% f
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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+ X9 t7 H; v, f' l% YOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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' L4 J5 X, ~( B1 V% N q+ U" [/ ~Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She, o( H( F! ~) _$ g
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild+ N! V$ r& \* h3 Z
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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my car.
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- [2 j; i' ~/ {" {3 sTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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1 O0 l% S) P# m) Z NWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and( x* V7 B" f" K, |. r& r
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 V1 V+ B Z1 {2 y5 K3 x/ T3 V
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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