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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I, @3 j8 h0 K5 u
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was$ ~1 P: E3 u  ?% ~( L: ?  b: t
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
7 y' n6 B' B8 c9 H5 N1 _tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
, b9 ^; d/ U; fwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.# E% }+ k8 g5 B) E
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 z/ S9 }% `/ S6 z9 N) M
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up2 a$ E  M& z# Z, b* ]7 s6 ?
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; f& q# I# S3 S- O. {1 g& T3 W: i+ _
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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- j8 g3 j7 y, A$ b* ]0 @8 eTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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3 s2 _/ A9 s; ?1 A; n& @* N- c' N- EWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
' _8 L( _/ J  y# y/ a7 z; r( {said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
$ A' t; V! v' c8 K2 _ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."9 ]2 S3 l" [5 o, V

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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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