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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I( {8 k: H5 s9 z; G
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
8 C6 }" s, k8 r, V# t/ g( ?only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.2 S4 a) f: v0 s
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
4 I& [" F( |; K6 |" itight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
: C/ u& i% f n) s, qwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be6 p5 h& a: ^) K0 X+ S: u$ ~3 k
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else." t) o( C5 |0 T/ X
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) Q1 I- A( _$ i" f" oOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come4 x, ?6 u) m1 \$ Z
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she+ O( W: a, I& h% G$ f, m
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
- i1 g) T& B9 z7 A( I8 Povercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
0 \- D q% J# R; X; J/ L! H& v% ?& dcommitted my life to her sister.
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2 s& k" m: K/ Y. HWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She4 k3 |6 {$ m3 z# O
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild' v' B1 w3 h @0 Z7 u
fling, just come up and get me."
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- k, U% z+ X& l5 |, h+ P' KI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up; k1 U4 j& u) K1 b
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ V# c7 x9 I- [* H5 Y
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards7 N P) J2 a6 {! P2 F
my car.1 V( d! G, q8 ^/ `( [5 T
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# ^( s8 P2 P9 D! W9 `+ r6 Y, x! |+ nTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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+ b; f0 ^) P5 g3 _: g, Y% W6 N' H; z/ YWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& r2 c k4 `" S
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
" S: Y( s3 Y. fask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."8 C9 C+ c0 l2 T
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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