 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
+ j5 P6 Z# D. c: Q- m! R6 D9 A `( u
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 p# _9 N7 t$ H# g$ n* F
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
- k) {* W: M% K& F& j3 ?7 i1 jonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
$ P# n8 g: o1 _8 a6 Y. ~! V
! p8 S" c4 X( C, L8 `3 a# f& p+ T: r& f# q- |
5 `# j# m. n% i% ?4 @! `, LMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very! F. c: R6 [6 k. V
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down( g# w/ }3 U( b: w# j
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be9 q2 g t, o0 M9 b
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 ~3 _, j% J( O- R5 o0 O* c, r
; R9 P& k' j1 u$ d
1 |7 A. ^) G2 n4 z) @4 {, R' p# D
1 c+ W# Y9 s: s( O5 n' Z6 }
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
2 s1 d6 y0 m, q2 v* H, o' Cover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she2 p3 E4 |7 ?1 k- x8 g) x" X |
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't8 a2 W9 v' C. F0 o& v
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and7 L6 \! P$ C# Q* {) } V
committed my life to her sister.3 A7 p8 ?7 K: r& v" D: F
% V8 w- [0 e. W/ ^
: m |" v; p n2 z$ u" g
: Q: |% p4 u+ V. M( W& i
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
3 G5 |+ | } w% Y# esaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild) ~1 s0 d! w7 o" V7 g8 D
fling, just come up and get me."; p" O7 T( ]+ j$ `* ~
O4 R$ v, I6 Y; G& i4 d8 M+ G) f, D7 G' T* ]4 _2 z
: \1 S0 {& Q" Y9 L; [
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up+ k1 @3 T( ?# y; ^5 Z# W4 s
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline" i% p0 E) G. Z1 i. ~3 X
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards. z& n5 Y V6 E" B0 z8 s+ G
my car.
0 j8 J5 @, [: B0 B8 B1 m
8 ]# \" R' c! m( N" w! _2 }5 \( F
+ H- g% g$ F$ M' P/ P0 b0 n E/ H" E8 C r7 {) x# ^. m
To my surprise, my entire future family was standing; A) {/ D: Z5 Z" F
outside, all clapping!5 E5 U4 x' v+ Y( o
3 U [* [% [* E. e5 a( W# w, [ y
# g; d( A. ]7 g5 i: ]
, o. H( o( u& L" iWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
; t8 ^9 b) M. j0 esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
% ?9 v3 g7 D$ [# X4 bask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."! G+ n; b+ c* B( ~
, b3 B' Q% `' A' `$ ]1 ^6 G7 b2 J4 t: H
' Y) i& T C8 R% d. OAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your- f# [9 R2 h/ O6 ~/ Y, b& |
condoms in your car. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-25 21:34
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-25 21:47
