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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.0 }+ a ]0 T; t! c0 n
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2 z6 D6 ^ [1 `9 t8 {8 I. c1 yMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 r& e& X; Q4 i; C# A6 Z
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 B2 n2 S* F9 K. c" G/ H
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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7 g$ P4 }. l$ b! u. y' kwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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: L, ~( o7 c3 N; z1 Hcommitted my life to her sister.8 C- _# X9 `0 ^
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0 Z$ Y' N* X( kWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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+ K6 A: V1 f% ustraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards4 u1 v" j* B' O& g' B% q! v2 F. M
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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# M4 m9 }% ~6 w! IWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and1 O. k' [, I; h4 s2 e: a
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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