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3 R# U3 O; C# N7 VI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
2 ? C, Y1 C( i2 |; zhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
) [6 D' A& T$ i$ H$ Wonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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% n# ^0 @' g3 i! p4 F$ SMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
; j. W: i7 ~( A0 K- O7 C' wtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down: N5 L. E5 L$ [6 P1 p
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be/ A* w* h( S& d5 Z
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.9 ^: D0 T9 }. g9 ?. o3 e& l9 y
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4 d8 W; q( v; ]' p1 j+ X6 ~One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
& h3 `; S1 Y# {+ d9 Tover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
" L# l* ?5 n, }1 }' Rwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
- P3 P& Q% V$ q, M/ qovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
% R' |. U; B: \6 K0 F7 bcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
$ m: i7 Z: z: f; D# [* p. D% fsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild2 \9 R9 Y- @9 L. w( U
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up# ?% p" `$ K# f5 S# B
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
/ T6 O& k2 x9 [9 gstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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\1 B6 W7 D. ?/ G) G" Y& A ZTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing% ^' K. M1 w- s
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
3 ^8 T# c, x5 |0 Q* E6 dsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
[5 \1 b# a! R) f! _ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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4 J: T6 s6 h" W0 D* @0 oAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your. y9 b7 v) p& {# t3 i
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