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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
0 W4 n4 J$ J& ], ghad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
, m$ `5 z8 @' [( d' _, Qonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.) H  ~' r: J2 f4 Y. s6 U# y

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6 A3 @" {, A2 cMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
' W9 L4 m/ `! E" n3 Btight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
9 w+ u' \8 B. B- R; Bwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be/ c6 Z0 i* \7 `( b; p
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come0 Z4 t3 L7 M& y
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she6 ^, r* Q1 G" |( e; I
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't% S5 k! A9 ^/ T, s1 h
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
5 E# _& I# X; q! s2 Ecommitted my life to her sister.3 p4 T/ ?1 H2 I; ?. [
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1 s: }) W5 D* X* RWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She) j3 i) I* \! l3 E
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild! G. \) @& A' i( i9 p
fling, just come up and get me."
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( u8 n* o5 T' p5 Q" m2 b' RI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& l+ R$ m( ^) kthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
7 d* l1 j4 \9 a$ P' k) j" estraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing0 F9 L- p  s5 v1 d1 f3 G' d: K
outside, all clapping!
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. C4 t$ W4 H! F  `* RWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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4 ^, b! Z5 L( X' J- task for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."& p. @- U; B  C3 ]! A3 F
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, q, e' _, h9 \And the moral of this story is: Always keep your. A6 \" w- p( `; N; o6 i4 s
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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