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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE WEDDING TEST$ D- d* F( q6 d5 d* s2 l0 k. x
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I! o% i6 k8 E( @  F
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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% Z( ?5 W2 v: @+ A8 Y* iMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very; F8 S( V! @! s/ G4 _  D
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
" ?* P! C" L1 H: N/ m/ U5 |when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
; E' O  m) I- q! x* t/ wdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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" y3 S" f9 t% {3 ^One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come) u  Z7 t: K5 I  ^. B
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
/ }$ i) b* z2 N: D3 vwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
5 _- s( E& S4 W/ j; Hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
. L( r# |& X) C( k6 Q. d" c8 Tcommitted my life to her sister.' Z( R+ {. N, z6 a  w/ Z: x
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 y. U$ U/ B% O( z. M6 q" v' X
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
  d! K& G1 s/ H! j7 F& Ethe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
) a5 A' Y4 W' }% G& ], Rstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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  t  G; d" {% D; j( c) x& J4 R$ c0 zTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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9 f' @  ~, m# K3 l) g% c+ AWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and4 F1 M$ n0 P( P1 i$ v# ~7 N& S
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
2 M2 ?/ o- ?6 E( {+ I  K: ^ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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* c- B0 z  L/ h3 Q) bAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your/ Q9 D  Q! [8 A- }
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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