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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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, L3 b9 V& F% L4 I$ ~9 ^' K: D( d5 sMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be. {* V8 N4 k$ o, W
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.$ ], n- m( E5 u9 [
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/ C4 V- d/ |$ c! _# z6 xOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come( g/ W0 \) U2 k
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
$ B8 [6 q4 s( F0 c( O/ G$ x# X9 Awhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't$ j# J# K u, l- B. {+ P
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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& a1 Y( e" h$ d- V$ p: }2 GWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
" u! e: b: }# o% L* ^$ w" T" ]said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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/ h2 A: u" H3 s* K6 V z6 k0 fI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up- I# r2 s. E7 U& @2 F: u
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline5 l2 T3 o2 Z0 J# T$ F" P+ r
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards5 m2 r1 E$ r! T' k) N' R
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outside, all clapping!
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& D9 S5 a, V0 G+ k1 \# iWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
, P* G I/ E) b1 j, p# z* Asaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
) S' f& \; ~* Oask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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