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0 ^: b" C# F! h2 h! [" X- y) V' {I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
, T! h; s6 ]0 D% R& Qhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
4 k' f3 i) q9 y/ E* Sonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.9 Q/ r7 S- f; B. E
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7 W( B+ F0 Z( n! A( TMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very) B+ Z! D3 B# b4 E, w, ?2 B
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
i* l+ Y5 O$ ?7 p& Pwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
, o9 U4 A" k% Tdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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, t& d, i' O) \2 { IOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
! m4 b- M) j8 F& u; ~ H9 t: Wover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
4 `& ?* m+ M: V/ l. Qwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't+ G1 [1 T+ u; D2 V9 i) ~
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and' k; {, R$ Y: I% n
committed my life to her sister.
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/ e6 | a6 p4 M& _ n# b8 YWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She6 m6 r2 ^+ D0 [) q& q# F3 S5 m
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild6 o0 J/ C, H8 |8 f* e- n
fling, just come up and get me.". x' b6 p) X+ F" e1 u- z# U* ~
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up% _+ _( D& z3 _7 _
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline- b( Y' [9 T/ ~) c& F
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards3 }9 @- F/ ^% i6 r
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing* W& D# m6 |4 g' |- j7 m! ?
outside, all clapping!7 F9 [- x& {! }
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
3 y d+ X. A0 Y `5 W8 }said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 o+ W0 u8 K/ {* W+ U1 w
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."& x: q( R9 D, L0 R/ `
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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