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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
1 y- P) j% V& {" ?: Whad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was/ Q7 t3 S: U0 W) M L5 J1 q. v
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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6 s4 v( g4 Q4 G) a; e% l+ bMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( N% ?0 l6 g# E/ xtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' l% y9 v0 Y( r2 g# W: C
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
' y) O9 ?* R* \/ e( Qdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 K$ @/ a8 T* K
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
/ S2 {, h |+ ]" `# q8 g2 n+ |; Bover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
9 o- |& c" s# G2 E& p owhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't* {! q& K K, O
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and$ H! k5 s8 a. F
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She% g7 f" \) h/ `& W" D1 N. b
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild: N/ A$ p; ~' U" f, t
fling, just come up and get me."
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1 Z* c9 Z" k* ]1 o% eI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up A" ?2 H- @) l- |# j
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline2 R7 i; E2 N# v8 v& t: i
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
" u9 R+ O( W3 b% z+ a9 q* H7 ~2 M. Wmy car.
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4 Z" d$ o' K( Q1 Q* C8 @) s. cTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
7 D! H7 O( S9 n( E/ o/ Woutside, all clapping!* I$ _1 o+ v$ N( s4 y' a# j7 w
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^5 ^& K' b7 E% b+ {With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and* K: L$ \- q3 y/ g3 s [
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
# v$ T# @, I Y ?ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."7 y0 c, l$ q" D. a
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* j- Z, G* g7 O% O3 m7 nAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your: e- \$ P$ Y( Y9 J0 G
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