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! b( C* ?: ?' J. u6 W5 P2 aI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 U$ E q5 x6 Q5 o! @" l- \& C
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was' Z# V4 B: v# ?, a D
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.- P% r0 C( ]( G6 M* |# H
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8 L- N$ V% I# J8 AMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
. V" U! O$ Z( C7 z5 k5 R, Dtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down" L6 t. @6 j4 C$ P
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be! ]7 I4 O1 M( ~
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.. W+ \& q P. y$ b, _9 r3 W
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X- J+ f# C" POne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
% P* A: @+ i0 y$ j! R' Yover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
! C3 O0 S4 u n: Nwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't% Z" x/ c9 Y+ t @6 L ?4 g% c
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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: o5 H. Q( p4 q0 d1 vWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
; K$ A$ {6 }- E% N$ gsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild- g% e' c# Z3 u* l4 B
fling, just come up and get me."
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% `! Z" a) I: j1 g/ q/ J: p" VI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up5 [9 h' F; [ f
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline: R" \7 v8 j* y
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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7 L$ n0 V; C& L; r5 d; mTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
! i' |2 B, j# _2 moutside, all clapping!
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/ H: l' C1 L* U+ l! NWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
2 S" J8 f4 U: ]( u6 ^said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't; ? _. s( _& h1 Y2 n
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": A8 S @$ z: x$ K
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( |. [" u: A8 {& ^3 D, e& O5 SAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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