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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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0 b3 X# H3 A/ i! ^) H! lonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be# e9 Q8 @# m" |7 a
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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* a( H j9 r! X+ Y( |One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
9 t) Y( E+ X8 \' V3 n1 rsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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9 ?7 J/ T- ~& r; L* S+ f! u, M7 @I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up: o, A: O& d/ v; @) `' M) C
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
: r' T0 K1 F2 p9 R' Gstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing: }& g( A2 C; r( {
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5 Q! n/ }+ |% s2 t: E) r2 D5 ^' iWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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: \$ e% j. x5 ]5 i, S. q. D- NAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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