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e' N7 C) K$ x5 p. _I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
9 x! b% a% W. R9 Ohad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
/ O& a% [* ]9 O9 _1 ?only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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2 d( r& a8 U3 ^My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
7 |9 I L' C* a* d7 O3 Gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
, q$ u" ^; z S, g7 Ewhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
1 ]/ F L% ?* [! _deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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/ _ W( Z: R& R3 qOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 i$ ?, o* U$ a% M6 Y+ x8 {
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
1 _0 F. i. [+ r9 o' A8 M' owhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't1 p5 a. f- U+ Z8 c! o+ c' ?$ @
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and: i' {) n4 o( _9 s
committed my life to her sister./ L5 ]/ v2 J$ V$ o4 v2 _" U
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 s6 V: h$ d, v% {7 u6 {/ l
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild: k2 a9 G$ H+ ?7 V# ?' h6 c
fling, just come up and get me."
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Y- l" K9 D* R* a7 tI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up8 ^8 z. B4 S( Z c# H7 h; T
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline/ ?* n; y# f9 m" O# c+ A8 }
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
2 G4 A) J0 B, B9 Q5 g* m* r: gmy car.# C6 ]( f* I( \9 U) m
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
7 ~: C/ P# U: C& O: }said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 c6 k3 K! A- x, u
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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0 K; P4 i; r6 R! F, |" B9 ?/ I, RAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your1 Z3 {' {! d3 j! @/ o1 x+ j
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