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6 \ [% O, v* m0 a2 ]8 D2 `* eI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
7 J$ x; E/ V" p' ahad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was5 G( a# s! Z) V) _
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 i! ~/ ]: D# b6 H( z9 Ytight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down& P% l( S" a- m- Y
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
4 f, G, {7 y7 C: i( l& hdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 M2 f" h" e% M" F! ?1 I; ?
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1 S1 L% @ T' G+ M( Q/ C' \One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
9 j: A4 H* E5 {& e! O; bover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she) Z! p/ D7 [) h& i
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't# x2 l# {" u' p' S0 {4 z
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
/ d" L- ]! x3 x; bcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She) C1 p2 j! F; o# Q6 {
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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: X7 x/ ?8 U5 C( e$ d1 m, f) KI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
# F ^5 a2 ?2 i& [1 m6 L; g& rthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ f" r! O" C7 Z) f3 p1 z% q3 C! M
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing/ x! i3 C' k, c9 l) E1 S
outside, all clapping!4 [" e! P5 ^4 e% W
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2 C/ ?1 _9 t* y4 d: S% B% l7 iWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ }, h! p u# P( j3 nsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
5 A9 ^, X( ^* Z/ ?5 I1 H' G( Cask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.". g5 O0 }0 i+ M, l( ?+ |- d
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your$ `2 T% k, M- G
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