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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
5 r' @3 H) I% E. [had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
7 z" t$ k4 Y# G, ^( D, lonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 ~" @/ l* h, a1 c: C/ T4 ~
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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0 ~+ D5 L# w) Q' g1 MOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 X3 h% S2 e$ i" `) V. v
committed my life to her sister., C/ q; _9 u5 C
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( o: a3 ~ C$ ?0 d5 \6 k8 M* wWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
5 e% o L0 W( Z6 t9 W2 o0 Wsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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. }/ G3 [6 B3 g- i1 Q7 {; @! I. }5 SWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& B, F4 z# {/ O) a$ [5 l! \
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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