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2 |# n: F# i; P6 f& r& }I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
6 O$ A- P5 o% ]had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was/ y2 R {) Q: _2 w2 L
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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- Q/ q5 c! ?6 |! E* l+ y ^My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 E) m' O4 b8 P6 \% Z
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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, S3 D/ S$ n5 l- Y ]9 W( M5 U& [7 Bdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come7 P" f1 u1 a3 ]) c
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she; N/ M9 u: V4 p
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't/ { b8 L9 ]( n8 ]
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) B' _" ^$ t2 F6 b5 ?; ^2 K' Rcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
5 |6 u% C6 f- Q& ^1 |: v+ lsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild$ k/ U! S4 H6 M5 E9 Z
fling, just come up and get me."5 u: |6 V% Q) Z: i
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up# M! `! S2 e4 Q0 J+ u
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
: { R; a0 a1 { U1 Y( X, Dstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards9 {. f3 k4 I9 M3 j% x, A5 T
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! i7 ^4 F$ Z, K; @) xTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% x8 S1 i2 x# Z+ {
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- N6 X! U2 T, w1 o$ G( c
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."3 L A& `. x |+ T Y9 Z$ i2 X4 @
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; E3 _. ~; U5 k$ ^7 Z6 i+ vAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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