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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I# a' d2 B) y. I
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
5 V. H/ i1 v% s9 fonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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3 |8 g) O% h1 n: n% B9 w( g4 CMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 {) h3 M; \& ~) Y0 ptight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down% M0 y0 I$ e/ ^1 X
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
9 b% [$ V/ j) s2 e( _- Qdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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, s7 ^+ h, w# |; ~; T1 B/ YOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come6 h% G# H1 O) h8 s9 ]
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she7 f% d! l( P( p) Z* W- C5 [5 B
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. P! \$ w1 s% s. G" ^6 Q8 G
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) h. d# ]7 V% Q* Gcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She. ` T" `8 [8 i5 p. T: `! M
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild- m2 a7 x7 ^" B* g$ g" n! t
fling, just come up and get me."/ i+ S! ^1 _5 ~+ D
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
9 a6 x5 F! g5 p; Gthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
0 B' |( {3 g( d6 Nstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
, C9 O: w4 c5 G' Boutside, all clapping!, M8 T2 x0 s, a$ }" w8 f( B
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
" J/ w6 R2 M; k9 d3 bsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
8 D& E0 ?% M$ `! Bask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."+ ]1 {( p+ o2 f6 b' y) b$ ^
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