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8 g: H2 V* T7 GI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
& C0 n# U( ], i: `7 I5 zhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
! v( h8 o( O1 ?5 }9 d( c6 Z8 ^% Lonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.% o2 P2 J2 I" B
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& C: w3 P: L j, R! O9 {! Ytight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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. ?2 ?1 m9 w+ t5 P1 n% Jdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.9 t% Y% n$ d: N
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come) @4 T- W/ H, O8 N
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she5 H, n$ R5 H9 r% u% [9 D/ S6 |
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
0 ?( g1 x$ A* c1 Bovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and; c+ \& u5 l/ l; d
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* W5 T7 T0 E; q- Q$ S# o
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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: ?- M, `9 M, I$ U0 tI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 y7 @* o) D8 f9 r* Z/ ^
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline( @2 y* ?& q/ T; Y$ B3 J
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards$ o ~# l, f0 E( \, F
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing, E8 W! k0 h) j5 p' z1 J# e- h
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your: Q7 \; g5 _. x3 u0 U2 i4 H
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