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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I, O5 x8 U0 l$ m+ i. ^
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 D% K& a( A1 f, {- W
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
( i2 T9 A/ X4 \% e9 swhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
. S+ |. P9 a! Z+ ~* o& Sdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 u  R) ?- G% ?1 _9 @

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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
5 D) L) g0 p9 K0 D; l! \4 H/ ?over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
) M) z( @& i* ?" t7 C* ?whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't3 {& [' p+ M# F
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
8 c* u" C  z3 k) acommitted my life to her sister.  }! v/ {, E' f4 P7 z' H5 D% }- `4 h

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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
% x3 V) A. a2 d% R7 o7 W" Isaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
1 Q2 d4 @+ |7 o: pfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards% x4 \- V( I0 S( i$ k  M& o
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing* G1 N" d4 q% t% Q
outside, all clapping!
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& S0 n; b) a% RWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% x# Q+ Q& \* v% ~" f
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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