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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE WEDDING TEST
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$ U; D. t5 _! p* pI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I# T7 [! S2 m* f, Y+ W
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
5 L& v: x" ]  `% o. t* tonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.% b7 {+ c( M4 o5 m. l$ _' X4 Z3 r

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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
+ ~0 X2 }" Z* x6 A$ Gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down: `0 @1 U7 ]- Z# m
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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# B# x; K; h( y  B! x7 l( tOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
$ O: y# ]5 F  j& k; Y$ y* kover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
7 F  e, `( @; h2 c2 x' Dwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- l. o; f8 [. [+ G
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
0 o5 q1 }6 G7 U5 Mcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ _2 L% }/ e' Ksaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
3 u' {/ N3 p/ ^4 G( Zfling, just come up and get me."
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8 a5 T0 J3 o- f" tI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up. \7 {+ P3 i. f: s
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* u, N& U$ @& u7 [
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards) _! L, v- ~7 y9 k" p5 @$ Y
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing& T# h# P, y, j& u
outside, all clapping!
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7 I6 S, ~& ^( u5 KWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and; U. X: X9 H% u8 L% _# R$ V1 A/ Q
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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