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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I& C" g6 ~8 X& N0 c# U: n7 ] @8 I
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
q4 k, T; \* o. o R0 Lonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very" Q# k# j' s i
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.; V' N$ [9 Q* }; a( n8 @1 F% g. w
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8 N7 Z$ g8 [- @$ HOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 d$ k* h! X* B! H, `
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she f0 a( ~: S G3 s, P) b5 H5 b
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.! b9 u! K( T# d' p& E
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$ u# a& c1 A. l2 l4 a$ K; q7 ZWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
& P) d8 _$ {) T3 V; E1 y p+ C& h6 [said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
! g8 f1 o6 X Qfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up+ i0 ^, `# Q+ t* \
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and" u ]1 }; r A9 ?( _
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
; }# J: @: Z% ~/ ~% u+ W5 @3 Wask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": l" e+ t; G! k- X9 [% {% {
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, C! |- K" X2 W4 qAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your1 \( ^- \8 t1 D2 Z. f4 F5 T+ S
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