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4 j7 Z- F1 {* o& q! @I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I; k8 T. v. D) G7 `" a! u
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
/ }3 V3 z( z# {3 K" i/ sonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.3 P/ e6 d2 e, ~) k7 z* c# ]2 Y
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/ b7 d6 R# t- e! sMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& @4 ?6 B$ F: M- E( R3 atight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.9 [. U i5 `% h6 B
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* \) L2 ^# m& ^( c4 z: `4 nOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
& R; }! ]1 `# s9 Iover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
/ W! \( F! _( E+ ?, R: m# dwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't7 I( e! _: }# w: H, y* X
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and) A T2 O( w! o4 Z9 Z1 l6 b
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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7 a( D3 u5 M# o7 V2 SI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up. F; ~! f( i- `' ^1 j+ `& i
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
+ m: j; y. S% `. zstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and( q# f) `, M ~) y& j6 F
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 \! n9 d: B* {9 }6 S& c
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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