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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
5 b- m0 B; V" U% Q( P5 N7 |. shad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
8 v6 V z: b% F' J: h4 N9 }/ Lonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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( {; m+ E/ P+ O4 e, d! Q4 aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very6 @# c! Q/ n+ R R, p3 I# j
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
9 E* [" E+ k6 Xwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
" @5 |' t* D1 [8 Qdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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; r: h$ D3 `) g. f* g5 @One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* o/ n) }7 ^4 ?8 G5 X
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and* M6 h( j2 |* i; o; C: r; X
committed my life to her sister.6 m. x! ~/ x* m, u. `
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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' X x/ x& I4 _% X2 bI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up" s- X$ I/ {( H: }' O
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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9 A& O5 U+ O! w' j8 x, vmy car.
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I# t% n3 W8 T" K8 tTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing" x. a6 W& X) p" M4 x) @
outside, all clapping!
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3 D5 G5 h2 s) z% vWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and ^# R& ]( T+ ?6 o1 j4 S
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't/ D/ a: ^ m; [- M% I7 R
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your. g# E( h2 {. V0 ~, D: B) k- R
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