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/ E. [1 K- N4 F; q! L* R% }I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I+ h3 P2 Z/ B* Z, d
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; s7 `: S2 g; e2 v1 {only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.1 L" Q. @: \" v8 J4 v& v' h7 a
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* \1 Z5 Z+ T/ C b" YMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very1 t4 }5 D+ F4 M5 l
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down7 S5 C) ^5 ~) V$ I2 E
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be$ [# n* }( [1 m
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.; q+ [- \# {' U. `: U; v- r6 c) g
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come% w" F8 P% E* n4 z v9 a9 H% l
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and# b; M( U" ]2 s" Q! ?8 V6 b2 h, }* @
committed my life to her sister.8 U& J6 C3 c+ T* }7 F: l, B) G" X+ D
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3 m7 g3 G2 b7 B! rWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."# K0 x* T$ n Z; q4 D
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6 n! P) L" B8 iI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
2 }/ z- ~$ F/ xthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and1 }4 q. e: l' A) }
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't" o6 ^/ A. w& j: `& V" {5 |
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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