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9 H1 {; U: G! B- h( s: x; _I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.' B! j8 W' s: F" k9 x
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" y( N2 f" B. _6 J9 VMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: T$ B( p" S- L0 |0 d# @: h I3 M
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down6 o% ~, ~- ~; }" k! v; q0 q
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
5 ~+ Z6 S ~/ M, c, q* c" F5 E7 ^deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.& [4 h9 D/ z6 P/ U1 C5 }: \
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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9 G. A% w" U( Y3 `$ E' x3 ywhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. y4 k. @8 E% \/ k
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and) A. T- L: t, W
committed my life to her sister.
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3 C/ ~( b( l8 N% }. v4 L% w; \Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She" a* n- U- R# f- z
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up% B5 y* q2 a" f( `2 b( ]
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
3 h6 g( m7 J* E2 O& P) M# istraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards0 H) z% C9 {3 Q( n7 v# a
my car.
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6 p% g R1 t. N: z# y9 v+ d0 [To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
# N+ d9 o! N, t7 E* Zoutside, all clapping!
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; c5 o5 L Q6 Y0 L1 iWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
( E; G" g4 f9 }! _; `said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
- F: Q1 U' e7 p* Q6 P R& C4 Fask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."' R- P) G6 e7 `# r5 Y
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your @% B1 e. H' u5 m# n" I
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