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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
6 Y( l2 _6 X5 d8 H/ ]9 H' w1 phad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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4 l1 j; u1 K: _/ @! ]+ w. EMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very; G, y" o* f8 i0 |
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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- X+ `$ g& C8 F1 wOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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$ i( c3 b e; k8 ]6 K7 c: q, cwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
: [8 k) m- V$ `# d/ ], bovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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1 ]: T5 k) v& R3 o- M* O/ D* o# U5 \Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She% |3 u2 g: J3 M) e% Y- y3 L
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild/ E( m5 Y5 w- H# v7 f7 ~
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards' [: a! r% Y/ O; e
my car.
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8 f7 s5 q5 R/ D' j3 B" N6 OTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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: F* X5 `. j. E! T& d5 b4 O {0 n0 dWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and+ Z# y5 v% H6 Q' ?2 L' `
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't0 q$ _- S) v" v4 d% S, @9 e
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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