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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I% T) Z' d* U2 R% ~
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, ]- B% n: U6 _% N% {0 o, |6 C
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very! F$ |, T- c8 W) N. W! ^9 a
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down$ k; c; f" @6 V: u# t, w
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be/ v/ H, V3 y) O) s
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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) f2 D8 D* |' a0 VOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
* a: A. k# ^: s) g1 w* Qover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
0 O" W( H! _. z0 [; hwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't) @% {% Z0 l: v* Y M1 B" N0 j
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
& H1 U, y- y- r6 k( e# X( Bcommitted my life to her sister.+ W1 b! a" n$ N3 o9 U
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: B1 V$ H. O& @6 UWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
; H5 @6 E$ G6 }- |7 y* f( c6 Bsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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2 f- |" o$ h S6 X. O% h, @I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up/ Y/ z# ^1 D1 r( m; x* @
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; R, ]6 R* Z& y9 K6 h( U
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards: F' y) ]+ b$ Z- [" y' I
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* F! u+ L7 S$ c. k; c: eTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
9 `) I% F6 m6 s- T% h+ n2 routside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
2 o$ H$ M( S+ T4 Psaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
E- z' w& I2 D0 Hask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your& X# L# L: ?$ S" o1 O2 V) _
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