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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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8 D% `6 C7 c6 F r. \% Q8 KMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very9 e* b$ K. u) o( z, |- N
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down8 c$ Z0 z+ [6 h X; u' W2 D6 a
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come2 d3 j, f8 I( L+ N4 X5 w4 L4 f
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she8 D1 B8 n: y0 z7 m8 C7 `7 ~
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.& Y2 s2 y9 c! O
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! F1 n! K' r6 O3 QWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She1 x2 {2 |4 ~6 t, b; \
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild9 P6 J) p7 e, x" Y4 r: Y, C; ^
fling, just come up and get me.": R4 ]% ?8 ^2 U: v$ {' {% w: p
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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0 V3 w2 v8 w/ R+ P& gmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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: d! I& @6 {" x4 ^' q bWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and$ v4 e8 x2 f8 e1 x1 }2 _5 E) _3 {
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't* h1 |1 u& Q+ j
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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" N" M. H1 Z2 ?3 b4 s, FAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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