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, y7 \: x4 C; k7 R! i/ H6 UI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 i- d. i$ S" J
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was1 D3 x3 x& Q) Y( p1 o
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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6 S/ c0 p7 b4 ?) s8 M x2 uMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very& z# U1 e- B7 ^) ~2 z% U( _% l
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down3 E8 \" S) B! }' O# Y
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be1 _5 L) W, Y' z
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
, Y+ \% k& [2 Q6 K7 x2 I1 hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and& V! `; ?2 c; u+ O' G* v
committed my life to her sister.
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3 q/ z; R' C- |) ~" N4 r' j1 ^Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She4 d/ [0 }5 d1 n; a
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild' u7 M5 B& Q( D( i
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards9 I! W+ x( |2 U! _5 _
my car.
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, ?: _- o; F" u( O) {To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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; Q& |9 a1 M4 u/ i/ ?, K6 SWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
3 G" b/ K2 `$ ~5 U" N* O$ e/ Vsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 c$ e7 y' x+ q* {' d
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."2 `- R4 |- [( u8 w Z/ _; a4 ^
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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