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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE WEDDING TEST" N- `/ f. y/ X' K" @5 b
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
) S1 |2 V' |1 L& E% s8 X! zhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
0 b3 X# H3 A/ i! ^) H! lonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
7 b" R. p5 [# S0 @# T! ~% Ltight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down  k- r6 C3 _& ?% y5 r, R3 Y( W$ k1 O
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be# e9 Q8 @# m" |7 a
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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* a( H  j9 r! X+ Y( |One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
2 B2 _) X) Q$ q- Y: V& H$ h  nover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
, B+ W4 v, G& h, Z' q* {whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't$ k/ {5 \: A. m5 w
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
9 t) Y( E+ X8 \' V3 n1 rsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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9 ?7 J/ T- ~& r; L* S+ f! u, M7 @I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up: o, A: O& d/ v; @) `' M) C
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing: }& g( A2 C; r( {
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5 Q! n/ }+ |% s2 t: E) r2 D5 ^' iWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
& j5 ]2 s# T0 Z$ nsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't  a' [' a0 u8 X8 v9 ?  n4 R
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."2 z  W" K; H( R3 G) a6 \

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: \$ e% j. x5 ]5 i, S. q. D- NAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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鲜花(12) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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