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 THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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, J- D5 w9 y/ G* L! X6 yonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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6 x! {& a. |* r) t$ w M- |My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( J% D, ~) G# v2 |) x$ R: M$ jtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# }, c6 [ T+ {( k- vwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be0 v% f; m4 F7 ]
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come: H) |5 Z* M4 B, |. p3 V5 D$ Z
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
- x w; {* E1 E. B( gcommitted my life to her sister.
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( [' C$ P* C3 C( iWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She$ q) a+ \7 I+ d9 o/ J6 g
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild, W0 E, F$ b4 H+ E) E
fling, just come up and get me."% x: p g2 K# I6 }# Q) S
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 q0 |0 T. ^9 b- k% J
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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9 r6 _ X- c' C0 N% kTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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@6 B9 f+ C( B: c O& E+ N9 Y( o$ }With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your" T. x7 S( {; |/ S" d7 c
condoms in your car. |
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