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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
" [, a0 F1 p& T& B1 Yhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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+ h! i0 m! E6 w. i+ y- `  \My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very  K% x$ D! j$ e2 k/ e
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down* v( f0 I. m9 u$ V
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be& @7 F: j8 x' A" e- |
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 [7 z2 L% M- ]" K3 q
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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: k1 R, G7 z) u" R1 Rwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't7 D4 ]9 h, [$ v7 ~  ?
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
" T8 ?8 E5 B0 Dcommitted my life to her sister.5 O+ q8 ?2 w+ ?5 D, B
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards) Q& i3 k- u8 f6 e9 V
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& d* f6 S/ {' z. _$ w1 R7 a
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% h/ o' A" _5 I5 I& Y. n, p, g
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."9 A4 }8 v8 J* W5 k

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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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