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& v( |2 f3 o, Y) q+ n1 G# |8 fI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.( H, q, z1 l" j0 p8 Y0 b. J
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6 M3 A5 z# V% r- `' g: [) G, V1 XMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
2 u% p6 |' G% I+ ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
- B8 E6 p: X7 Z& h- E! Zover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 C6 i0 h: s/ A0 j6 Hwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
" a# }& A* L: z: zovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and3 y; U4 E# f; `' q
committed my life to her sister.4 _% G8 |, r) X8 z3 F! Z& q
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" W4 I% O7 N5 z9 r. VWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She1 ]* j8 G$ g: H
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
; v2 g' j4 z5 B( h$ L ?fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
; u* F. V0 E- `* Mthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
7 F! y. Y. q5 dstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
. {6 d3 @9 P# ?! g1 wmy car." w$ U( K R+ D* r+ u5 V7 I
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/ S( L3 O; c9 v6 Y8 z1 d2 v" C( _To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
; v' ?. c7 _$ moutside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
2 B- J; |8 R2 ~- W% j# m! Qsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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2 V. s4 V, v9 U3 {9 R- U* o8 U$ [And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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