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) ~' H4 U+ Z* a! ?' W3 F4 ?* AI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
9 O+ F* A- j% q9 F: U6 Z# Mhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
& N* {3 Y$ ^( Gonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.: ?- W; O& ?( v) D, y. g. \
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be# q9 n" J, h' _5 n0 _1 n
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
, `8 a& f& y+ C) E1 I1 b2 `overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; X8 E+ z# O3 T4 h0 G# G" Ecommitted my life to her sister.4 l0 C# G# _0 M% A0 h- W: [; g
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# D, I. E$ C1 d' q+ kWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
' ^& C8 T5 k) D k) |2 Dsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild0 g6 D# r4 l9 ]
fling, just come up and get me."
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7 w* z+ K- M& ~% A- t1 cI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
0 y: l. F" h( U, y. tthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline3 Q U- p. D8 w) [5 j2 e# S
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards3 m7 w+ ~7 G2 G! C L6 L4 Q
my car.1 z+ n) I+ p1 u3 k$ J- t- F6 W m- Y
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: s5 ^- ~9 u- {1 P6 d3 ^1 STo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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d( u+ T2 S4 x, k E7 m. b7 H# L' K9 `! pWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
% H2 [# t1 _3 b! \said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
4 }" U, o5 k' ?4 Y" W/ k& uask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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