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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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5 d$ d1 E z; F: t. @My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
3 {4 @/ t. i( k, i/ \% ptight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down* u# R2 s' F# J% [0 X/ f6 f$ d
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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: i% }0 n3 {% z- F: ?One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 ]1 V/ w# S' r( B) t
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she) S& B m* ?7 `! v% t$ G6 v3 Q
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't4 }* O3 z& [( L
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and; R# P0 K2 ^! P
committed my life to her sister.: G Z+ ]8 n A: A# E
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: W/ ~0 l1 G) @0 pWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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. ?. j/ i1 @" ~) |3 V- i+ JI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up, t! g9 F; b0 z2 l/ i& d9 F
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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* W1 C6 `/ I0 h/ Q% eTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
: Q! P6 j+ D: V/ F) Hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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! ^ l* J0 T4 AAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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