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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
' I7 a+ s: n4 E: I" Ghad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
* [4 @6 Y1 A' f% konly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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! W' N: k4 D9 b/ K) TMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 V( e$ |$ z+ @5 h0 p0 rtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down+ Q: s5 n9 I- K# x# ?2 K
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be1 p/ a6 S( E6 ?5 U! Z( k$ v
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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+ b+ P) z# V5 F2 ]3 Y! pOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! B0 T% a" F0 r* e( b `
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
/ U9 k1 F m4 nwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
, l4 V; _ I2 S% fovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; x0 W' A, t5 Acommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* g- m D: s# m- r6 Q7 v
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 W4 @5 S, J5 h6 c2 R3 n8 @
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
) j& R3 _. h3 b* L Xthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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! ~. }+ ]2 @) W& C& g5 g) ETo my surprise, my entire future family was standing+ Z4 b9 N2 |; n. a
outside, all clapping!
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! v1 A9 {; J: o2 w9 Y& g0 nWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and0 E P+ e' I: z) _0 t* |
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't1 x- ]- \' O8 f( |
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."0 T# [/ h/ r% R2 a) o# g7 Z' g ]
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( e$ V V- [2 R0 p! @And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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