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8 G! U, X" X# j+ ^: h" O; jI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
: b' A3 r* _$ H9 L: zhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was0 e. b* R/ }% W) X- ^
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister." x( f0 T; S! c* U3 E% a
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1 W R3 s) C; }0 \5 }3 J4 p0 ?My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very& `& p* w* `& [! ], Z& ~9 a/ ]3 W
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down( X4 i% J/ V/ ^0 R9 Y, q
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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$ i& S' C( y# j9 R9 nOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come. O6 O& S* S" ]7 |
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she. l' F2 ]0 L8 ~1 l0 N2 H# C
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't2 K" C* Z2 ]* a* k8 V) I( \% k
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
- H9 M, t1 J9 @ D1 R+ J. ncommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
' J7 W! ?: P+ r _" x$ I L% isaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
" i- O, \' \: `# L6 C7 l4 Hfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up ?8 ?2 k* W4 r0 |6 |4 d% a
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
1 |1 D" U9 ~' x8 k7 P% O# Fstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards' c! h& o! y8 m6 }; Q- _% d
my car., m$ h# L" W: i9 ^8 t2 h
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and1 b4 L0 l5 N, }
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't7 q8 ?/ H: m9 j, h; O2 @
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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