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9 M4 N3 N" ]0 k! T6 H& bI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I( f" u/ H0 T% m! t2 h% u, i6 o
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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9 L; D, q# t/ K+ G9 zMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very4 a2 \3 r3 ]3 X& r
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.+ h( q2 ~' v1 u2 u
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" q7 K8 D" R0 D0 F" H' p, a
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 K* a. N0 H% E/ `" Lwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't' ^. ^5 m/ b/ e, e; f
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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/ T' M) c3 ~& lWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
3 S! j) x. W H4 Dsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 y5 Y2 i" B! m% g. u
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
( O0 V) a& n6 V% k7 ^# [the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
7 e5 M- U3 ?# b! B: Zstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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3 j# g' g$ h! DTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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5 R% o3 d% Q+ h* K+ t. i; {1 IWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and+ O' m! h v L: L8 Q
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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" U- s$ C& H2 H+ sAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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