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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 W" n$ T; c/ M$ `$ g+ R) b
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
# k! W. h! V3 @8 q6 b$ Ionly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.5 h: Z3 y2 x& E8 u9 r* I2 j) d4 k
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7 _3 p, z4 o% ~! p7 g: W( XMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
" z; [" N2 u+ n/ c% itight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
; [( w+ o: y9 a# E6 v3 {" v! ^% uwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be# a9 Y3 I5 R7 s% }2 J
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come- }8 V Y, Y0 q, [, a, ^# [* M/ _
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she1 M; r8 v/ b: i4 ]; f- |
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
4 _# I& m. a# S. L! Z% Y9 K$ Yovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
2 b- h- F5 U# o6 |committed my life to her sister.' `# E. w8 B4 _% p
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, l) v1 B! ^6 i$ gWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
% X( @2 Y# W' |; a% X- v/ J6 e7 d; lsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild; i; C, q/ r) A( Q
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up, {; n* q4 B( R2 C% z; S$ @$ z
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline6 z. S! A, h* X9 Y
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards) ]4 g$ Y* P) }" \2 B* o
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# u4 x; P/ O3 F% R8 L5 `To my surprise, my entire future family was standing5 ]* J( w, G. U1 {4 F- X
outside, all clapping!
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' N4 z! A, ]5 I. P3 QWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
4 Z* C4 u- |$ p tsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
& v' ]! M G# L" v( l2 Z" cask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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8 B; J) Z [8 D$ E# _1 hAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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