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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
$ f7 k; I, x3 {* G2 u$ a! n. Jhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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; K9 O4 P8 ]5 f1 u+ y% i2 U8 e, DMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very0 C+ r" P; Q+ o9 ~7 J
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down4 o; q* c" y2 F" z" o, { F
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be' h. J4 J8 }6 ?9 P& @, n4 @
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 X0 F1 F. @( b3 Y! G
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) E3 `$ P, g# h: X" VOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come& K$ O m; j& ]
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
* h9 o, U% v/ `# c; u* n2 Xwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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2 h) P+ X/ B" l2 J4 S2 AWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She! ]& p* |% ^6 v2 g U4 _
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild' A g) f7 ?$ N4 k
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7 Z0 S6 t0 x5 L8 e5 e, SI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
6 i) T; M2 c" {3 U& cthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 |9 O. V) p, X2 t6 O9 [0 m
outside, all clapping!$ y" G5 l) ^% n# J
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 y' `% W2 T, [8 e, V" ~: N) i0 n
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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