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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE WEDDING TEST  }& A( p8 |; s) k/ K

* \0 l* k% d; w$ |I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
4 x: Y$ _8 O5 ]! H! [5 phad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was! x$ T- X8 z: T1 m
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very4 k4 ]  t  c, \9 ?4 W8 {3 {4 j0 C
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
6 h7 }* y; s1 v' h2 ^* Q5 lwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
. G$ k5 @) Y  o9 i0 X( y' Cdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 l9 ]% X2 B8 V3 t
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: E: ]4 p  I7 G2 ]5 }One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come. P3 L/ n* Z: _0 u+ Y) P
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she$ q! c7 M8 H. F" }6 ]
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister./ e' y% B! i/ M" s9 j
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."5 l5 e* }& r! L! ~8 v+ ?! p0 A. q
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" P2 U3 o, m) }$ x3 r7 rI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
7 f2 \  O1 h. S/ M* i- B8 ?' G. Sthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
4 t  o3 M/ j# dstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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- [# y, L, S: R5 n6 mTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing! t6 K3 q. t8 W4 I5 F9 }: G/ |8 o
outside, all clapping!
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/ p- o% i0 I. e5 s( p5 T8 rWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and6 J$ P. g% R7 ^  D3 H
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 q$ C. G  J+ a8 n
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."/ p6 O0 \% @( B) M* ]9 M& C+ d

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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
8 e; J/ L. \4 m& J- econdoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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