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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
5 N$ ^7 E0 C- ?+ Jhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was! J' L R' B# `
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
" b3 G& o" ^! z/ J, M2 @9 M5 Ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
. s3 h% C9 O" d- z1 c' S; h" p6 fwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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5 s7 j; |& z4 u0 `! W7 Ywhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't$ r' r, n+ H S
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
& \2 f" P# @! y( N% }' l3 ?( A1 Bcommitted my life to her sister.# r6 s0 @ j, l: j- h# t: F; K2 O
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
4 u$ C4 b+ e, l& m8 V$ D( Z0 m1 Nsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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* A2 z6 A& F: R% K" TI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up! ?' M8 q3 k' \& m: G
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 V( y9 r4 w4 c3 e6 F
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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