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/ l) e* J$ O/ R1 P$ sI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I. a: S$ D7 D7 @; Z- s- H: l2 _% T
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was% ]# W6 _3 |+ }: S1 n+ S, m
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very2 o3 K" i" I' S
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down3 N! P! Z, b6 S
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
9 W% z) T& t. T( udeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 y. Z% E L. Q6 s# q
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* c6 J9 K6 G' L0 z8 u
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
/ |! P7 G+ m$ Y! R8 _) O/ Jwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
; z. t: Z2 k3 U* T m3 K% Iovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 Z' f! ^% Y+ t' F |" J
committed my life to her sister.! Q7 j( ]' x+ d- U; k. z
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3 O2 p9 u5 ]8 x* ^6 W! oWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
, Q4 T0 |% I) ~! T: z7 P$ g3 j% v/ Hsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild* j3 }2 J* ^+ U+ R
fling, just come up and get me." G- T7 w ^# H4 ?4 F
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- K; a8 U0 W8 ^$ cI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
9 h) L/ ?; u% e/ Ethe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* N: T( p3 s% L) G0 T
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards2 G5 I5 B, y4 _$ B7 G" C
my car.
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2 }2 \' P0 M; n" FTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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4 K* S L* d& XWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and. V9 ^. _: X, S* H
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't: Z3 [. P* R5 m6 ~
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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