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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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' I" z( e9 m: c# ?% hI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I: ?7 U) x- b5 N9 v
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; G; u6 R$ U/ a" H. ?7 konly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 x0 i4 M+ }: j" ctight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down1 \9 _0 g' s+ I: F1 ?" C& v
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* D6 S5 G; W0 Q* }/ p7 t8 Ideliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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+ g4 b" C+ p* z' o6 ~" c% uOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
1 l7 ^  \( H9 d6 uover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she$ p- }( X3 Y( g2 e) x2 l* Q
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't5 y3 c" M' {2 \3 G1 T6 P/ @  f
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and8 j  u9 E7 [- K. c, a
committed my life to her sister.3 ?" A& i$ f+ m0 X5 y- ]
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0 h& d  x2 G/ G9 O4 ZWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
: T! p/ }2 k7 N+ U6 ~- Nsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild8 C, F  I; u, q; }2 `9 f* V
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
. E! Q9 b- {& U; W0 w3 W$ g0 Fthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
( Y  V! d2 \- U/ Tstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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% z1 q! \1 n5 n) }% m; `( ]To my surprise, my entire future family was standing5 N. F6 N6 T3 \1 u1 v! o
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your' ~7 i6 Q7 [& S( A
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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