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( X/ H3 t, o6 f; z# p7 d3 d/ p SI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I& C9 F- c6 n5 m; i- i% M
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was6 N6 y" R) P D$ b
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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: k7 G3 A! |6 M8 M0 g$ tMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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5 O8 u4 _, \. n8 c4 W6 j8 h! Twhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
2 x2 t" Y/ C+ h8 qdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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; r( y! W, C1 d- [One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
# B5 h8 v- _& i+ H4 Iovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and8 u4 p( h* g; d
committed my life to her sister.; T" W4 K+ C. F3 G0 H
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She' p. K- a E. L9 r: ~. |8 x
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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" G; e$ u* U3 x z1 iI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up- }: ]2 ^1 A2 u' r# d/ w& {; x+ k- E
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline6 R) L5 K5 V4 `
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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1 f; k2 v9 [3 i6 m" f6 fWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and7 d; z. p& g! r$ N8 ]& U0 [
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't$ A+ l) A; ]0 J4 y) s$ z `+ N
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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