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0 r5 V. J# w- x2 d) BI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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5 O, h4 a0 p; y w. x2 p7 ?- AMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
# S4 `5 ~) E' x4 v9 U, R7 V1 E7 Vtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down8 t% R: [, [* B8 R% y3 f
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be O `, r. P" L3 Z. z
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.2 t1 u; y% }2 x. R6 ^
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$ e+ L: ^, ?3 j: p, COne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come- S$ y+ u, y$ ^! |) G: y9 Q- Y: L
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and! g: I X/ R$ J' C, w; f; G
committed my life to her sister.. @1 y) ^4 G$ `6 Q% i1 y6 i2 u" |1 X
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
2 {# l9 V# Z% }5 O9 esaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
# I) f# |, j% X1 V2 }$ b7 ^, rfling, just come up and get me."
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2 @- F; y# O: J# X7 [; E. ?' HI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up* R, V* ~0 ]! a+ P
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline! f" C" q& j# m, x) @7 I
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards; l9 d/ H8 u6 b% M
my car.7 M" n3 e& K# j! v/ o/ [& y6 v
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' x& L% F' L2 d/ Y- q8 a1 OTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."/ r x( E8 e# H3 \+ y% L6 l
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5 ?% y1 R* x5 h! bAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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