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 THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I* q6 D* F6 G6 E; I( F
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
) g! c* S; U8 j1 jonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.8 C6 z: F7 v$ K' m
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f# w1 ]( {7 p; oMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
# y- I) R* V2 h9 o! t2 Dtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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7 [$ y/ x% @ V5 ~0 T1 Bdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.; U3 g1 D, J! X; ~7 L; ]# ^
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* r5 h$ s$ u4 c! J' B
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild# ^, l0 w$ [; q7 Z' _6 p8 j ^4 d
fling, just come up and get me.") b- z7 G0 v7 m. v! K
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up4 O3 M( `8 x" `( y
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
) `8 g( S+ Y( v1 [straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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- E6 _* E0 U% Z( _# W: @To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
: M" O- s6 O+ k6 X) ysaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't. k# `" l- n# M0 R6 N( _& i8 q
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."- z8 b4 T- V# x" }/ q. c W
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5 Y# |$ L2 K6 X3 F$ T( Q) V, ~6 ~And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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