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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
/ {4 t' x r7 z a7 ^; y8 @- Phad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
' [9 G+ w2 a3 B% b. [! ronly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.7 t9 ]2 \ ~9 c2 F
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4 n* i. e3 Y+ I+ n0 t1 D- ?My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very& x/ O2 L. W- q6 r
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down$ i0 ^, ]1 k" U4 W# Q, b
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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: V0 G1 q( ]+ a u! W2 t( iOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come+ |; G+ f3 s; P' R9 _+ _. p) Z
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she& E: m- w, v8 q/ ^
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
0 l: U8 U6 q5 l: C, d% tovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
6 m& Z' l' X7 F& N1 ncommitted my life to her sister.2 k5 y7 I4 u+ ]! b. i3 v) {
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
, N" n- W4 Y) @said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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$ C+ d+ Y- a6 P& pI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
/ R5 L2 I0 [0 i X" b9 {, nthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
$ g3 ?6 M& a8 l- R/ z7 E# }1 Cstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards$ v7 _- [7 _) n% p* A
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing8 E" z1 J2 j/ f% X0 \
outside, all clapping!" q$ N$ V; c5 |9 s1 C+ P$ e
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and K7 I2 _/ l& U& b$ s8 X
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% v" t8 i& G) b7 V+ r/ L
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 A' q0 ], A0 {; _
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" q/ s2 n" K3 o5 n- I$ [% OAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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