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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I4 d9 X9 r" P) ^9 O9 f7 I! M6 W3 f2 J
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
) o1 ]) a1 V3 p. R, Lonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.: `& R( I# Z7 l7 ^$ m
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* z. P9 n! f& [My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very- y! l) B+ }6 Z n
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down0 y- X m) d0 d+ E8 {, C
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 `8 }0 E" ~0 `0 v% c/ g2 W- g
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.' ~2 m( x) r9 h; [2 t% l) _
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She4 i2 ]7 \/ |6 k% n$ N
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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* y6 V- q6 n/ U& TI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up. |3 C* M/ i/ ^2 Z; r
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; {8 f q7 V+ k3 A4 K8 }
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards: b3 `6 V: J" s+ Y9 D9 [
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing+ m, p7 y( o; z8 n& e
outside, all clapping! ?7 z, q. _0 @ F2 ~% K, w
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/ M5 ^& z7 s& F: n1 Q+ @5 xWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ z% F' |% R6 n {% w. Dsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
( i! [0 M3 {# w! b* Z" V" r, v; Sask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."" E. X( _- g+ Q* n" {
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your8 H: ?# `1 {/ h! H' A) U# [2 ^( Y
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