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& G7 E: U8 t8 y0 Y" N1 PI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 V/ R& V. s5 ^& Z0 n% ]
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
' k C8 z6 F' X( Aonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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; h# R# s# P; @; ZMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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; h6 {/ m0 T4 }. t& r& U: |One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come' u3 m7 x8 H7 @0 \) p( l T/ A
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she" J% B! [' E& P/ d! n3 G
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.( g. K' L W6 M3 c% Y
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" |% ] M3 R4 k1 S+ B' n& R$ uWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ H) \/ Z) z w( ~
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild& \/ v1 Y& H& W
fling, just come up and get me."4 F% G% d% s& {/ v* ]1 w" r& z( {
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
% P: K8 R9 h( N- [) Tthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
# w( h# a% N- S- \7 tstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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& e8 \8 }/ b1 q RTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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4 k4 @& U) S6 j% \4 l8 RWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
! n; \8 a0 C N4 esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
! Z0 o* I0 z& oask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."0 t8 B1 ?! r' d7 o) g; S; E- ~* N
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