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9 M+ d) @- C) {% p3 a l$ VI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 v8 e, C% j& d2 |" X! U) o8 H* Htight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
& m a( `9 A2 K0 M# N, g) Pwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be3 L3 y0 V) j# [/ @
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- @, `$ L8 N ?
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
( T/ B `1 F" C- E5 b, y# Dover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
7 }5 f! _ D, y2 [! cwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't/ E5 Y( e# W( P1 }6 m& Z8 n
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and7 c X. F: v/ W1 X5 i1 R
committed my life to her sister.* n3 @; N& c, {% v
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She/ l, M+ j1 C Z* c/ x9 n
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
% b8 E. f) E6 H8 [, v Ethe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
) S7 s5 b' _6 Tstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
6 P; e, F* |3 H8 V; y& [9 ]8 n' cmy car.
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( `! `: g! O* o P0 j T [4 PTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing8 P c, o$ U( A7 t% p6 f
outside, all clapping!0 T6 s- k, n0 ^2 J; ~! I3 S
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" B- T/ g& J6 ]; M4 R0 @With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and, U+ b4 Z" O+ o5 E
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
+ M7 s8 @7 _& f/ `7 |ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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