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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
7 _4 ?. u. w8 P: i% Vhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
& y" ?$ }$ ^. J/ ~+ t# F$ Jonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister., l( C/ W h! q& b7 A; V
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
2 P7 m* ?2 S6 e& ?% Itight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
( Q2 P4 U3 g6 \" U& o/ Nwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
% R- K6 Y& ^1 B; r+ k6 K- r# tdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.. @, e; }* a! h- ^4 l
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 P$ p+ B& s2 S- @+ K
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ ]3 D8 d2 \6 c- I5 }+ y/ w
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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/ B1 t3 Z# |# f2 p4 N! H# Z3 [! VWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and1 ^' \% d9 C7 K
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't! g* }) h" \- O: d8 @* w x" n3 E
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."6 X9 |* z7 e8 L6 e6 r( I9 `1 E' Y
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your6 d+ m( t P; H: s( U
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