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" k3 d8 E% F& J9 qhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was0 `% |. {& N) x3 u o$ X
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.9 e- d- F( X) q$ V. h
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. S: \6 q5 {) MMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& W1 e7 Y& o u- O/ Etight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down$ p0 E/ ^5 l# n, V! b6 K
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be" k1 K# d. O4 O+ R# K+ u
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.: p2 } @+ V7 M1 r5 M
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/ O& H# ~: t1 X7 ^4 l7 `, P: `One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
& O5 j, c1 G8 t4 {/ B1 sover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
3 n/ Y2 ~% E) v. A: r( S" Owhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
' h& ^+ Q' R1 p0 ~overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and( D+ Y7 m% O, C4 W
committed my life to her sister." @& q# l1 J4 k. `4 k( q4 h' P) T
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She! m1 L# k4 ~8 S" n, Q6 ]. s
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild" q' S6 F& x' u
fling, just come up and get me.") ~; S2 i' ]$ e- ^0 ?9 f/ {3 R
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/ O) T7 z" _5 Z4 q8 G6 S' U$ ^I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
; O' H" S6 A% Z) i' [, g \the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline1 R8 K/ H# y& s" |- K
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards/ {/ _( F% z( I% w. h
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2 U! s8 y( u; C+ H( f! `* w4 m1 RTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing5 J1 h/ g: @5 A4 [' J% ]' o* ~
outside, all clapping!1 _. X0 C# X8 Q2 `
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
# [; `7 d" z. |: j3 P4 q5 y4 psaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& E! J! t7 ?. m1 I, R5 q
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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