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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
; Y8 @ d8 R. Q7 t! A% s, Shad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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8 M' o7 | s6 H0 X" _+ y, AMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, y! E! V7 L8 p$ j0 ~4 Y
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
6 r* p6 K- s$ ^1 o& C) A" Iwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
- Y5 a a' f1 x8 p) \# v; V9 jdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.$ p1 b9 s0 m+ ^5 V$ R$ ?
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come3 D0 E! M& G5 {. h- U+ j7 v6 ^
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she8 Z/ {2 Y9 j$ P- P1 g/ s2 @- ?
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't w2 ~' O4 Q( ]. s3 u0 B) u) b
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and9 U& W' Y4 T2 c) w1 E0 s
committed my life to her sister.
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" P5 ` Q( y6 V) HWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 Y7 C) E1 P. K& {, V
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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/ U& ]0 y' K: S; H( w0 j ^I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 ?: T& x1 ?4 r$ r- F1 ?& j( _9 A
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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. F! I! X4 b9 p3 c" n, e0 ]2 E% }5 }To my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 s: r0 ^, n+ q
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% ~; U6 P' O% C5 p3 I) i
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't' W+ V0 V1 n7 V) d% ^. j. P* ?/ c7 f
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."( c* d: b8 |% e, |# M9 h8 b: W
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8 W9 c D* k* v4 X- ^" |( k$ FAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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