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& Q' q* I$ A9 s. r, nI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I2 ?4 r% i" w& L) K$ |7 j
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
7 z- K S" f' Y( P6 }" X. Z6 t7 oonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister./ r: J0 E4 E1 x1 j; _
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2 W; l. Y( @* JMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very/ u# {* t- S, j; |( u- G! ], V
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down0 \; _8 [# E( b9 H
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be+ F6 r; ^" t7 p% N6 l& { H
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't: E5 l2 P* L) C- h0 V7 `
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
6 \+ C. G% L% B; `+ Ycommitted my life to her sister.) @/ P9 p1 t' j- Z) ?- ] N
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# k" l# @6 l2 q3 Y' k$ vWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
' e" a3 B r' d6 J6 _$ r. n# i. h- }said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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4 e# w- e7 g3 iI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up4 S& V) E; W7 Q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline7 J3 L; @* l3 b, x* h. Y' T' _
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards" Z& A& h2 t$ ^, @( h0 d- z0 ?) }
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, C. C; z7 i) q! ^( J5 {To my surprise, my entire future family was standing% }, U+ k+ Y: G4 b4 R3 _% ^
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& c: h5 b! b# t. iWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
. L H* \; h7 t$ t% r( W1 fsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't# c+ j6 @9 h' n7 B$ F
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."% z* z/ ^; I/ t2 \% |
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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