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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I; M8 G8 a5 t+ b% x
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
# x$ {; t/ \1 A! c6 sonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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( W7 \4 J) [) V0 W3 T0 Y9 {My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very* ]$ I8 w* A4 d- i' n. ~4 z, x
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 B6 o) c2 h% ?/ `
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2 p: i. b5 m6 B7 t1 vOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
1 E+ R+ r0 C3 H; |# Tover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
1 l# R7 s' `! Ywhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
( a7 }9 k& c$ ~overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
/ J2 f4 m7 H, g# n* Kcommitted my life to her sister.. }9 Q4 q0 B0 ^) B6 S8 {
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ z8 R& }/ b8 j8 x% e0 ^said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
$ M/ N B1 `4 b" G0 N- x. Ffling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up& ~2 I8 M3 b$ o$ b$ d- h
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
* j, P5 {1 l# p4 c0 \straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards. i: v) {, ~ ^; ~
my car.
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' M+ v& s# F1 W) ]: X" K1 cTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing$ U" T! l: Q @! w% q
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and/ W% c7 y0 D2 t/ |- L
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't; c% E7 s3 B/ i8 J
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."* F3 B9 H: _1 [% ^* C
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* d9 z" f! W) |# T% X# hAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your+ R$ I- H& Z8 l' \+ g, g3 b) s
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