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' z; I8 p$ F% } Z; B( P) `I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
, S3 W( @, i+ c/ C: qhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was1 s$ ~, k$ p# H" V1 X) p0 X
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.- B& Q# }7 D- B; c3 b( y
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be: e/ z& l9 V$ ?( B* i( L9 {
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.; }) ~8 ~" u, u2 w G& S) G( J
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! q1 H; n J E: F$ ~) z. xOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come; H3 X* Z- {6 w* m( ^8 H5 g% Z" i
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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2 I R- x7 X; c5 J9 [8 IWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 u4 q' R$ A3 j
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
! ^8 }5 \- X. P) n* Fthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
2 N2 ^# I+ q4 E+ H6 q1 e: cstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
: Q9 `2 x# |5 r) p9 [5 }. Omy car.
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; o2 {2 L/ t1 Y K6 r/ NTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 u- L0 X" C2 g* Y2 K' l0 q
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
8 f4 }3 k! L% R( ]& [said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
3 S/ E/ J( {0 J2 Y5 Task for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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