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# A5 j1 x/ p1 _0 o( \I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I. N0 u3 X/ I- x" M5 I7 A0 S
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& Z; z. r7 q' p0 L
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister./ f5 h% J6 [" k/ [0 r# ]2 h
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very- z) ~- y% t6 d* ^. O( j i" D
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 U5 Y0 c0 V* s* L, U0 w
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
& _4 n6 h# b# _0 Q6 _7 F2 }over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
& Z: e8 E% a1 X+ nwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
5 m0 }: [/ H( F; K q# povercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and' t6 t9 x5 P# i/ Y$ |
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ ~# R! n6 `5 C" R A1 T5 v
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up2 v" g2 n2 N x! R$ s+ D2 J% o
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline9 X4 Z1 q j: }" c' {4 G
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards8 t) y- k6 A. Y& x
my car.* D5 m t: K( v: t- L" H( Q
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" h4 P& S: h% u, E/ K: vTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing. c3 A( C; B) \0 c# K
outside, all clapping!. s: B4 v5 C; ^) e
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- ?" }0 U* {# D" Y6 k3 nWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
, _) L# h4 u: J9 |1 o' e+ j9 hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
1 D+ j, {; ]: U; `4 Aask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."/ a& r. \2 X: h$ @! M4 w5 v2 T$ L
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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