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8 j9 {) }* W) d) M7 MI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I6 g; |! W7 g- B4 r
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
/ f: u" O5 u- W" i5 {( I- ronly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister./ q' c V5 A$ o. J3 b, v! g
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very; g6 v# `& b% a- X1 P/ J% S
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down9 M" }) p, u) }/ x+ k- a; C+ z
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
4 q0 x. x2 c; d' zdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.5 E9 t |2 i$ y: y W( `3 p; {9 K
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come- r, ]% G: F) g# h/ z- s. s
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she4 m4 Q+ @# @* P" x
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't* V( Y; Y3 Q4 f
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 a! i0 O+ D# L |
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me.", K' {' N) L4 E, n W
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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% I( U* G" e8 {3 fWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and, B6 H( g* t' u% H: H( T
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't+ o5 F. j$ v) v0 ]! t" m! \( _
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."( f. I/ B* M2 Y4 c! _& V
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3 G4 d3 a/ ^2 ^! N* W, J/ Z3 vAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your" k9 w* Y* \5 `
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