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: |0 J' R5 }5 Z# k: CI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.. x& i( r+ K# |8 {+ R$ N/ p
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+ q, [" N; V1 @0 D# {3 \My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
. x4 ~) ? O/ K& c& M1 y% X/ Ptight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down% f% H% I7 p: u
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be9 X: Q1 ^6 P/ ^0 a5 N' `4 g+ P% n
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and; t! V: C/ d. G7 k
committed my life to her sister.7 Q$ m6 n$ h: m7 H& Z1 a( g
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, z& q9 g! b! C! g4 a5 XWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She& P: _- a( P" K. \$ s0 ]: R3 K
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild$ n* L/ q1 s3 H/ g1 O
fling, just come up and get me."+ w* Y8 Y# b; h1 x5 y+ U
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 a6 b7 m; |9 J; M3 X9 X: P* f
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline c: L% W$ t3 i3 b( M& B& S) [
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards5 e+ t% L0 O+ c0 v1 q+ }
my car.' i" Q4 E# Y( ~' o+ V0 [6 N8 g
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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* D4 }' s% ~& A2 I; VAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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