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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
& K$ R% ]4 f' M$ dhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
$ J1 N* e- D! d( E' U$ E. Q! t5 [3 yonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.7 a3 W* l) t+ F8 i
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: Y, [$ a* K$ b' }; Y9 H. o
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down9 b) m$ K+ L7 @- W4 g; ]5 t
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be# T8 A1 @& z3 v' q# \" s! w
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( W# e$ O+ z. `& Z" x
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
! r7 u. D3 o& q- qover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 J3 y" w+ o" Qwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't: j1 Z$ b! [4 g |5 Y+ _0 m. N" P
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
' u8 \/ u; Y$ y& L8 pcommitted my life to her sister.
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# A! v* [/ Z, oWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ }# z# x; S, ~2 O$ @said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
5 |! o6 Z; k: L5 G+ v2 n* Afling, just come up and get me."% k+ [& v" G! R
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up( h; E3 ?5 s1 J. W
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 P, X% x& `% o- ~+ {
outside, all clapping!
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# W/ D/ @% a7 }With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and+ i2 Z! x# I/ X9 n% a2 K
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
9 O' X# h1 [% J5 T2 v$ Vask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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w/ N+ R, H1 J, T- [7 |! Z' J3 V9 bAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your, \( ?/ o( H3 ~ |+ e& Y
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