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7 b! G" B/ s4 B5 Z1 t" D* YI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I/ h" Z5 j" I/ W8 F9 l) N4 x
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
0 D# D3 `; }- r( Xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister." e9 K+ Z& w; c" U
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( A2 E1 D" T* v( _8 B& gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down/ d3 A0 l9 E4 ~+ A. y
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
; L/ [' C1 a- p% G- d, Adeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come/ V0 j7 J+ V* q! _
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 w6 |5 a) N5 `8 u* \whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
7 D) a$ s/ k5 R# x9 s2 yovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and& v) d* x+ t! P
committed my life to her sister.( g- m5 b, `* `1 n: I2 |7 x
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- x/ b- h; G5 {$ Q- a3 nWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She. b* F: B5 x5 k1 x8 Q$ T
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
8 H4 b* {: }' Q4 U' ifling, just come up and get me."
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4 n n5 n) z( Y/ iI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
; g6 i' t+ x1 U* L' {# Qthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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7 U- p- O9 ^' cTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing% V, {& L: ~# I) [: }: h5 B+ C
outside, all clapping!" i3 ?# P- c* p3 c) Q7 b, C: }
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
1 h, ^) y+ C; Z- T) asaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
( j" ?/ C2 Y+ G% C+ a; M; s3 Fask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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@; P3 b8 z# x5 H" |. P8 U& VAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your+ J1 N" w% p! p" X
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