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- E/ T9 y, V4 NI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 m. |9 i% i1 ?9 E/ K! d& J* A
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down. q2 F& B# l. P5 P) K2 D
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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& f. Y, c6 S, l) [. q) ~- a; ^One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come5 `, c! g- z/ u( v5 `/ s) u
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and! q2 f5 e% j" q9 M
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She6 y7 N/ ?3 r& P* o j) d9 w
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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2 f3 {; Z: l( _5 N" }: ]I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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9 J* S6 r7 t# v. l, X9 p; l EWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and4 p; l5 Y1 p* k$ l$ U
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't. T: ^- s! |# H. F J* T
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."$ Y: ? {* o' e2 @, f, g
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your( @' t- d5 g, d7 P6 d! Q
condoms in your car. |
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