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7 I. `$ S; o. A \7 k9 sI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
0 S1 h2 n y/ u& qhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was+ Y1 ^# h- }' k0 `- A" t
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
6 ~, `$ E% h0 [* \9 ktight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
4 {$ B7 N" d. C! s6 L Ewhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be: C2 Q* ^: w4 e* F% D7 Z2 }7 Z: E2 `
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.$ H$ ~4 ]* z. M8 A/ a
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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, i# z! j. w& X5 `* Q4 Vwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
) K3 J8 ?% @9 G# ]/ ]( hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
5 g. n% a$ y% T! P1 z4 T4 k$ ucommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* e: B1 p9 c+ Y: j! @9 `
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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5 }7 A8 e7 Y z- Q6 M' WI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up) ]7 z( ~- w1 V8 p& C# W( o2 B
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ |: h/ @9 ?) z6 n# m2 \3 ?
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
- \3 ~' f/ H+ n+ hmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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9 ^5 X' S9 R6 v: `With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
1 N8 Z8 y8 Z9 U2 N3 esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your. O/ @- W Z ~. E9 u/ N& \/ u( d
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