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9 I4 c$ R. b. R H1 i4 z! d8 [- DI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I4 M. E- }: z, \0 Z! i0 z! ?
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
% Q2 Y5 y: p' e# e4 uonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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& r5 ~; B' I% ]My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
, e& [3 V) L7 ]0 [- Itight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down! _- X; a" n% f
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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0 ^$ c, y v% h( _1 n# J: a# Bwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't' G6 o" y: k0 @4 }0 T% ?
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
# N+ v3 R' a7 I2 y" c7 w1 Bcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She( X3 o \' |' Q/ e
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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3 j1 W3 e0 K/ G* U) M/ zWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
2 R7 ^ s. W5 |said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
3 D9 W" ~6 [" w8 {- j1 rask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."/ d+ a, E2 k$ O$ V/ L
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