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) c+ U' d- s; ^I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I, G2 \' ^- c( z% F
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was7 ^2 s3 ]' G3 s7 B' Z6 s4 g
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.3 u7 l. r( K! q; n# Y. P( q" H
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
" j# r6 J- F: T: S1 r* Z. y, s2 Ctight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
1 U# ?5 b+ L' P- Kwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
: s; P( Z* G) V) t# X1 Edeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. I- _: F. O0 A) @& o" J+ \' p+ x
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) f$ k! M9 T, i2 w1 ]One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
. j/ s: B" w/ fover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
6 c% Q2 t# l! O+ h! H% Q- awhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
: o4 v- ~* b9 b3 x. Novercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and0 W) T& A3 V) E" s# d, S
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
' i0 |; B. e. lsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 f5 q0 F3 L" E( M' [; ]7 h4 h" N
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
. N- [. _% Y, B/ }6 T2 sstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards ~5 n( O5 ^) C5 j7 U" U
my car.0 b% c: F Z' M/ c0 n8 v9 P' o
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing# r9 m+ U& s" P# w
outside, all clapping!
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. U) I8 @8 q2 Y: [) r$ D7 AWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
3 f d' B! _# J. }7 I9 t( c, xsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
1 r4 `3 i! y5 z' {/ G6 u, {ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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