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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very- T0 D a# D! a+ h: f& @8 g
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. d- X. k0 X% U7 g* c
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
. I, J' \! ?7 A# h ccommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She3 W; v4 @2 z7 e" L, ?. c
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up* y6 c/ Z2 c! r' p, _4 [
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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4 B/ Z6 D. B/ vWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and( `7 {7 Q' M# A5 l' i
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 q( ^8 u- X% |. Y* |5 s) F
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."9 W) {3 H, C3 C2 I0 i
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