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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 P9 l+ o; y3 S8 E4 @
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was6 J' K$ h; _! S1 Y
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
: \, ]3 e" D, R( g7 Utight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down* ~( L- l% Z! C3 a# |( d- c3 F
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
' O8 _. K* r) n; _5 ]+ l# vdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.# W# `0 A+ M3 v1 c' d
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
: N! P) m" X1 ]$ _over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she2 J4 Y2 `1 c* p' Q
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
# O9 F2 l2 d0 G1 I @) h- B- govercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, K. T8 R* S( R$ a, vcommitted my life to her sister.- R9 q. Q6 o; B
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ q, L' b0 J( g2 l9 Hsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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% z( {1 Y3 `4 J2 `1 c eI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
- k6 d6 m+ a/ p: G8 N6 Tthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
1 [: ?+ Q3 s( {1 w. [straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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* r. |0 W+ E' x3 `! z6 m0 n# G" QWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
( b% Z$ O$ Q" I8 o0 a) E1 z7 Q3 dsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't9 c" H; p! T* \8 }
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 d" ^, \% B0 G
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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