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2 Q. u5 H+ T" ^) j( k# tI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I0 @* Z8 l0 ?" S# P* j v7 a
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
% |2 `4 d" A7 K* O/ ^+ Oonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
; K% x% S7 _. odeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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5 L0 Z" ?% W3 Z" ^8 Q( X4 P+ D) dOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
; o( m9 n) E" z' I& P' A% M$ Jover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she, H0 n6 ~, H6 D6 M, R
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
: y, ~3 ~/ i Q6 a( \8 Eovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; n/ ~! z& M/ C1 j9 l9 kcommitted my life to her sister.
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% k3 C; W$ @% K* B$ x, ?7 ]. L' f- S5 zWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She, W/ ]7 }" f( u* v
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& i- X. R; V7 }% r/ W1 [- Othe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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. b* D7 N3 E% I7 t# uWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
# m! Q% U I) ~2 f0 d" @3 h E7 qsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
: C. @" u$ O! ^7 H; zask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."+ M. [* E: y6 @, K
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