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" g2 x: h- A6 k' g1 DI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I/ m* {; Y7 K; b+ v2 m% I9 S
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
% j6 {( z* D9 I4 zonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.; M4 l5 ]: H2 b# R% p; `6 d0 c
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/ \8 ~7 {5 t. I4 n# q. nMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
$ _3 w, J) N. Y+ l8 q1 Mtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down" Y1 B9 q9 `7 A# L$ [- s! U
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be" z* a; v1 d4 Z
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.& C+ n4 j! \ Y- N. H# ~, o- q, |+ k
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+ x+ }/ m! R0 mOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come+ {( t" v4 ?/ u
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she& S# j9 | J9 {% k9 W( O
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
5 |2 m" H d# K* Z s- K: povercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and3 t' e8 p l! O! l( K0 B7 x2 g
committed my life to her sister.
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& D& S2 T# a8 y# cWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She# l5 m% L( x+ ]
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
" W* r/ a+ D& c0 Gfling, just come up and get me."
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3 n' Y6 G" v# tI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
7 [! _1 G" m9 q7 Ethe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline& c1 h7 n9 ]1 l' i5 G( Z! Q' d
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards/ G) [5 X9 h! s; @
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing# I+ K( _" @1 X0 n7 |" k
outside, all clapping!8 Z7 o' o' m$ X& ^
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and X+ y; k0 `9 _- R" C* N$ u
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't2 k6 u% S, @8 U
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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+ ]2 L5 l8 _8 A+ ?4 LAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your' m5 t$ |! x2 a1 h
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