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" X/ ?, y9 A' x/ `. ?& }I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 ?$ q2 d. \* @
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
) b& i/ x6 X/ Z5 U8 l5 h+ x2 Uonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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4 A; o( T1 E3 Y2 j/ V, OMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( B) s7 B1 `% N8 Ttight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
9 b( ~" }4 |+ z0 Z. c- ]/ _2 S0 V$ twhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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& h- n7 i1 E# o$ m* I9 @One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
" m4 j2 }+ b" e }+ Oover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she4 B0 o# y9 c% n1 r7 e9 o6 p
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.( e: L) g( d2 R$ Q7 n
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
* @8 A% w9 @6 U7 X! ~% bsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
' s/ M/ D1 u5 Y$ A. @fling, just come up and get me."
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5 z! ]% {8 K9 ^% E# fI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
W+ w! o x& l9 U) Z1 k- Ethe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline1 @# o0 C1 M K
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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8 D/ ?7 Z1 f* |, [, JTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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* M+ i( L9 g jWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
3 B6 ^+ m( d: j# ~said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( m3 F2 z# z9 |9 h" X
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."+ X- D4 K& n) @$ c C
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2 I) E2 Z8 {# M5 i4 `. FAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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