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, l" e2 t4 M) J2 GI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 D6 t/ R2 r) G6 s r
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
& A6 f/ L2 }% [/ P! V- Lonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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& B! m$ W0 P- I% ]My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
/ ~9 Y5 Q( |1 q$ v1 z8 h gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
2 W. _* k J3 y9 Y) P: C8 d/ i' u Pwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
3 o/ Z: P f Z1 Ideliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.) [/ l J: @4 A8 v) e
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b7 _; c* Z" y( k% S7 c1 F1 b" |) oOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
5 h7 e- d- Q) j# l3 H5 qover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she) i% o* t4 h0 _$ }( C4 V1 D
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't0 R0 G" `/ l1 @) P7 @
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and8 a, g1 o4 n0 l1 b8 J
committed my life to her sister.
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# r, ?$ }; _8 v3 ?Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She' n: B7 Y4 M4 }# ~0 H* h
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild0 U$ P6 v1 N+ \; f1 T$ W, G
fling, just come up and get me."+ T* T% G: [8 A+ A3 S! m
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1 p# y) f! o0 q* V2 R% `& CI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
/ S5 } K. P7 w! Q8 Q) H4 S1 Ythe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
1 j4 l8 x- w# F2 ostraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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) j. `' [# m& zTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing9 T2 f# O, j, a7 @9 Y; q$ f
outside, all clapping!1 s- d3 Y8 ]& e I" F
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 `3 j& N/ ?% _, M' n
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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