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% ^, L. g1 R9 {9 a' @I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
! k% ?/ M# F) ^- h: jhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
. L0 v. ]8 t) K' ]% gonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.8 s) F0 P$ I4 ~. _2 o
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0 B$ j0 R9 ~/ U/ i, GMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very% }! i' Q" H0 v4 J, W3 g/ H2 i
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down4 J. g# F! i4 K- Y! n1 U
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be6 Y- ?( l, g s' u/ e7 P
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.; `2 C) f" o: [! r8 U
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
5 c) l) Y8 ^: o. i' k: h, q* eovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and! k2 Y7 \/ s/ U' c6 f( |5 L
committed my life to her sister.4 Y( t8 E$ X c% B; h7 Y. j
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* u/ j4 j' p3 w% nWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She T, @) J* t7 | I6 L- ]
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild, L; S5 R5 \0 ]" K% q* \0 j. ]
fling, just come up and get me.". n L4 f8 L9 F$ L5 o
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% ~0 V/ s; ?0 U. |3 \I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up. d4 C, [0 O1 e3 J
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
$ o" j! Q- s9 U% Qstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards, `4 b1 x1 l1 K6 U& @
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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7 o# [8 A) p \) Q# }With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
! Q; N- P; u, @; d7 H# wsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't0 u) a" c/ w _4 y; _$ E
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."$ p" `# F' u7 a0 v. S% c
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