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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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9 p- S  p% `' Z- g8 M. ZMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& t3 p+ F: |# B" H2 atight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
+ Y# j2 }: E$ b7 J5 {: Hwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be; [% s. A3 w2 j, y
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.  E" K6 _5 d1 ?7 k" l
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come0 @% h5 q  a/ `: Z1 ~
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
& m6 t6 Y( X/ q, Kwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't8 A  S1 S& m- l5 K, @
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and! p+ _$ k/ I" M& H! c
committed my life to her sister.
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# \, U% ~: k# J' XWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
6 G' l1 f% F! K9 V8 ssaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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6 \  @+ Z6 D1 O8 m4 EI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up( V  l4 b7 q- Z. @3 p7 o& n! M0 {
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline4 T, r$ _# A* J8 M# k' K. v
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards; ~0 r5 m3 d: J1 @3 b+ d! E
my car.( f! u- W0 A- c
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3 i# p! Y  ^" F( U2 O# \To my surprise, my entire future family was standing7 Q7 ~8 R: @8 m$ i2 O" d8 }7 n
outside, all clapping!2 z7 z$ u. }9 e# |7 p

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( ^' h6 v$ ]: H$ C3 \; |With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and) Y' y9 ^$ f* u/ K8 y0 x5 X3 D  L, u
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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8 c! ~" u  X( E( s0 v, E) gAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your" K+ {  }" K$ `
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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