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9 `- K1 ^( v2 A4 Y! o4 z4 N# Z7 VI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
5 K1 ]: e* z! E; yhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
( V; Z8 B! u" W$ D, t! ronly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. F" q( e7 X6 \
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
2 e6 X" V9 @! F( edeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
, a4 V. I* m* H, x$ \* Eover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 d1 ]7 p: d/ B1 Mwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 k% L L# r' E W- i8 T F! S3 novercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and n0 v( G$ o7 k3 a9 i2 n' o
committed my life to her sister.
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! ~7 R+ ]8 T% r0 a0 C6 H/ wWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She- n1 K/ G s, B8 X9 r5 O A9 o
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild: u8 }8 @+ K- q* N( w
fling, just come up and get me."* ^+ ?9 M- v" F a0 E$ R' t
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+ D9 Q7 i q8 X3 W8 S+ p1 KI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up5 Z3 V6 t8 h% f8 P
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
' q# \2 ~- Z8 M' a e5 gstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards+ J$ @' S3 D9 J6 B! H1 { f: v
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing; w& S- |$ c: X5 j, N" h/ o' I, S
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2 G* P" k' U5 |& A) S) JWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
" R2 {. w8 c& I% m& e' Lsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't! M' v7 X! s. l8 W3 ^
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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7 B* k+ o+ C2 V4 m* mAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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