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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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3 B0 l W, I: a7 y TMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, u/ V! u0 A, E* Y3 o2 M
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down% _) P: z3 Y; L) V' W+ c9 F' L
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be! R; [# c2 d- H F6 N9 J! T
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come3 ], B2 i* ]* u# [/ u5 H
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
' F) o0 Y% y, j3 Iwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She8 \3 P o4 v/ t" Z
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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1 Z5 h3 L: Y3 a6 A! ]/ y; GI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up5 d! T" n4 ]! I+ Y3 q% c# m, Y
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline" o. ^& X5 r3 F
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards- M+ [7 |. l4 r$ k( t! {; a3 }
my car.
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. C& r8 D/ s5 C" [% J- kTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing! k; H1 B+ M8 I* ]& w
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; M' L9 w4 ?$ P/ w* t. |* YWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."& Z1 e a- M4 v9 @ V; ^
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" e/ g! C" M! s& n$ P8 w, |- XAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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