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' e1 B/ Y, o$ J+ M p6 a8 OI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I0 `7 g. D- F2 C: P0 _* H' l
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
+ b1 ~' p+ _7 D. N. U" monly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.7 b6 l! z0 a: W3 v. [4 R, W% G6 e
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8 H( m% c2 z$ N+ [+ O' C, p. OMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very. n; S N& h6 B
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
+ m% l4 Y S1 s0 K, p9 ]: bwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
. E) o" s$ d. N& I: h1 D# sdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come2 B0 [6 i9 l& @* } F4 t
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
9 k: B0 U9 ?/ W2 z4 N5 Hwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't! o# y i: x8 M
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, X3 B+ t2 g+ T: `: J" y+ X1 Jcommitted my life to her sister.% F0 ~ L1 C( U% x5 S, H7 @: ~
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She8 f" G8 x' b- X4 n
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild5 A# r/ P6 ?4 _6 F" L
fling, just come up and get me.". E7 ]& G8 e9 o; ]# {& q: p* k7 }
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
: _9 N! G& l& e' L) O# P2 F; Emy car.- Q1 Z+ a8 X9 z/ i6 x. J3 z
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 c% I7 |) S5 ]7 W# P2 t0 \
outside, all clapping!
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# P6 |6 O0 S% o7 t4 r$ |With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
8 r9 n& j) D5 Y; U$ S6 \7 |said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
& L: w6 e. x; _, {; Kask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."; h: f8 O% d+ ?; K: L
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- Z5 }( |9 e3 _& g" ZAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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