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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 ~" @/ l* h, a1 c: C/ T4 ~
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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0 ~+ D5 L# w) Q' g1 MOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't  Z' [5 u  z5 k0 `- h) l
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 X3 h% S2 e$ i" `) V. v
committed my life to her sister., C/ q; _9 u5 C
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( o: a3 ~  C$ ?0 d5 \6 k8 M* wWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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. }/ G3 [6 B3 g- i1 Q7 {; @! I. }5 SWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& B, F4 z# {/ O) a$ [5 l! \
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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. M! H7 R, S# t& d, fAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your: ]5 W# k5 I7 a6 o9 `7 X( o
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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