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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I v( U ^, ^/ ^2 f1 |
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
" K f2 m$ |* m+ ]3 u& uonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
4 p# t1 |& ]1 x' O! Etight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
3 w# Y6 g& _ Y4 lwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be0 x2 u b: g4 x; X- M& E
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( l I7 a- w" i% C7 o, q
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come% N0 C M- u! }, x9 g# c J
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
* ]* Y) q) g& {2 ^0 w: O, E& Awhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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: _& @" u/ J) @( T. B2 o' k, k5 N9 p! LWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
3 A, ~! h) f, A6 msaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild0 J, r' r* q; Z$ Z3 q# b+ T) d$ r
fling, just come up and get me."7 R( X6 T; \ N- |# _
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up. F& Z4 z) I/ \+ O/ @
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.9 k ]' C* I9 O% N0 p* s
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9 X' q$ I/ a8 q) ^1 r7 k) OTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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, n/ r) r! U" B/ NWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
9 w5 Y9 Y3 A% L. \, n* h6 Usaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't3 Z5 g$ p* a( d6 G( N( A+ A
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."8 A$ p6 F/ z# G, @
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, S6 I% C7 k; bAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your7 R' Q9 w4 {- W
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