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+ c" P: M6 J/ k9 B1 o, zI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I0 u& l. S+ ^$ S- ]8 b* x1 }
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
8 C9 u# z( o6 ponly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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6 R8 v# d7 B) z s" SMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very9 @5 x( I, F X0 M. P' R* O
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
) \; C+ |1 O/ |7 O; ~' q" fwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
4 Q$ R6 G0 a; C1 Fdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.) I' Y6 M7 Z. @$ h. q
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! E9 I3 A3 t; i1 COne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
' @1 f3 S' s! K- A3 \overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and! b8 Q* J( i, P, }; i, {" A
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
. C, x* a9 U7 B( f- D j& dsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
9 M' ?! d. `/ U4 xfling, just come up and get me."
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5 E: A3 B% l( e8 U5 ?* CI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
! ^2 d' n0 I+ @2 }& p' sthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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) ~7 d9 n& M5 j4 u, A2 GTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing5 r) g5 T0 s9 _4 F. t
outside, all clapping!
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$ f) N% f j* l# D7 v' cWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and* w8 P0 H# V+ r: k/ b. c
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
6 D3 i" J4 m8 t% cask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."5 D6 ~* f" E \+ S% W: Q5 D1 g
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; p% B2 M: N/ i3 q. R7 y# vAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your! k4 M5 j. v" O |8 P2 r' q
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