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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 M1 Z8 H) G4 d( [& u
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was( Z1 B: A/ C3 a0 a/ o5 M7 s
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.. c" t& A- \! V
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very) f# J7 l& N' n, N P5 |2 ~5 Y
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
0 q7 T6 M2 X3 H% L6 `# p$ bwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* y/ T% e8 n; X u- x5 i3 Ideliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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! [. F" ^6 x3 ROne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
5 W. l: U: c7 |( s: a% w9 ?over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
3 N! H/ R; ^) q2 a2 `2 v5 Kwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't# k+ K- W* |) M- {, T3 E
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; v \1 x: H3 {+ `% z! hcommitted my life to her sister.
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6 ~4 y, `; W$ E$ {1 Q3 UWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
& f7 T6 F- i1 G# E# p# Ksaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild1 u- I4 r, {+ @) z$ w/ D
fling, just come up and get me."
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0 F) c/ Q! G% K$ @9 q$ AI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
% d% Z. s: N( V& Mthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline2 c; K" m- c8 k% }
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards) O3 Z5 v* g/ P: J9 v; b
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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$ Z0 Z# ~. |4 {! E! VWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ W, I& L# d+ O+ l4 ssaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
8 G, ?9 v0 a; Y, ^, o* A+ fask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your3 Y8 \/ S6 V6 q6 L; [3 d
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