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; v0 q- V& q& X# D; o$ MI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
/ P: w0 w2 ^! d) Y! s6 j) u; jhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
# x* P6 M) L- k5 C: donly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.+ X4 m4 p5 M, j+ s! a7 C
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be; P [. r0 y; J
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* E+ h3 O2 q% O- C; {' g/ w( c
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come% e! S. N$ e( ?& C% M% |2 b* s
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
1 _ U% K1 f awhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
. P' [" F' @5 d* c5 J# sovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and4 z2 E5 e1 w- o- T# l
committed my life to her sister.% ^# u+ Y3 u% n( A8 U. Z& J* t) X, ^+ d
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- B. U9 t! Z5 W9 r1 XWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."" @4 z( S6 [+ q- ?3 O
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& v! B- ]- k: l& b* j" ]; S0 Pthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
$ ~0 N" w8 `2 o$ Hstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards0 U4 k3 Z; O p, W
my car.
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2 G6 C) K, I) DTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and7 B8 n& s) K- c3 u
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
4 j$ x/ \ N5 I2 f# }! Dask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."$ O& x1 m% L& P; s+ Z3 T! n
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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