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+ E: V# |5 A8 x) }I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I) e$ d6 F- R( Q. N' N' L8 t
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
% v; J z8 m y) w9 ronly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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4 E3 Z; l1 p" Q0 Q/ f' K! x/ xMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
+ `% e* v% \4 `: F' y1 j7 W, [7 ~3 p4 ntight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down3 b K: i6 d5 \1 }
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be( ] T. ?6 ]& |0 U3 ?; y* u
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come: P3 I- V- @; T# B' M: C
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she# v. o# n9 a! @" n7 E
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
. a1 r+ `9 q# fovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and* m: D# L, r% C+ u0 Z: @! \& i
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 W5 g! K W+ `) O6 \
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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% }& r, n, g4 N, \- QI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
# O8 d9 N& P+ f$ t* E3 Zthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline- B. U2 B8 ^, M. I4 j% S y9 H9 [( ~
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
0 _: {9 y7 o; L2 ]my car.
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$ ^2 m; a/ i# i/ \+ C. m) bTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing9 E9 S* \$ y' a/ T/ ^* i! F4 L5 ]" u
outside, all clapping!$ E& z+ U0 ^ H) [* m" F( M5 i
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5 } C' u# A& k% }& {, H# GWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
- Q6 d9 H% W1 y- ssaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
2 W" T# S7 j9 n5 H3 H2 Cask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."! |+ ]7 F5 k8 c) o" v) v- ]
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5 g5 I3 w- z- e3 XAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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