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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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}) \; _" m/ F" f2 pMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very0 G5 G( h( }+ a8 n. I9 _5 K& Z5 h
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. n- L5 a' k& [- N0 m. a/ I* V. r% ~8 w
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and' f* w# y& M, q( e& _
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
; ~/ d& n' G5 {) A/ bsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 W$ }7 p% n4 }* u* r3 x$ \
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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- U3 t# Y! ^' k" o9 s! u- PTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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5 h5 M0 O) e! v, z0 {3 y; E" v' D OWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and' l2 w4 L: z/ B0 g, E |* v4 W$ @2 W0 e
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
* B3 o0 r8 f9 O1 p vask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."6 w% s8 l1 B) I8 M8 K% B3 L6 X1 D
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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