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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
9 _/ @1 U v6 f# k Z' xhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; x; \8 t8 H) Z0 Xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.3 o& p) }3 d D9 x5 Y6 c, f
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
5 y0 m+ W0 W3 [. A: r* Otight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
$ L( E$ Y5 w# k |when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
: C _( i5 ]8 _0 M8 a& N1 D$ p$ vdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.+ U: L- R( g5 N p1 A- @
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& Q: B) p/ t/ A+ q3 r# p" lOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come$ ]6 i `' R) a
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
, K: u) R1 a6 u8 n! r; T) Pwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
9 M8 w. B1 R8 L8 m. V. F/ _. Covercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and% }8 Y+ {5 E1 _0 t
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She) ~3 h6 ~; q3 P7 |/ W
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2 C2 j8 x" R( mI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up- C" M3 J/ n1 l! N
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline" s' n4 @9 ~5 M M K. i5 _
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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( n( a: D. I4 b+ M4 c4 E9 `To my surprise, my entire future family was standing& ~6 k* |: }& V/ v. k/ C
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7 g$ ]" U+ R2 {; D' ^With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and* z7 l( I+ M! R
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
7 X3 g3 D1 w3 S$ A) r& u" p; i3 k, mask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": j7 Y) W6 l3 `9 V$ `
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9 L' F7 M1 A0 IAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your, E3 e+ b5 p0 d7 B/ T) I
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