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; e4 C$ {$ ~& X5 E, L5 GI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 p+ q) L8 b M8 ]6 I) y5 z
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was/ }# f$ W" m) E5 b3 Q3 g0 K
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.% B1 S/ [% `. {
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
% O9 Y! @0 A* M& atight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down3 E8 M/ X" q) F7 _# G! g
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be6 X- ?- i* b# R3 `) k
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( N3 j" [- M- B2 ?5 A. Y( a' k
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4 \7 V( ^: o0 l. M# v7 G( LOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't$ H6 }' T4 y3 a2 j: K
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) ?7 k0 y# J$ gcommitted my life to her sister.
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1 V' T+ Y; ?& LWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
- m2 F2 ]5 r8 i0 b% Msaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild4 U$ Y3 D0 W$ h; I9 P2 B( ?) n" }
fling, just come up and get me."% a* K: }4 `: K2 w& G0 d9 @% G7 A
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' s7 M ~- u6 Cthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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# C7 r# z u# ~With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and- P8 ?1 P' a, N5 q$ d, f
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't, A6 n+ m! u1 ^
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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0 R( i& _# g( D. E) D9 }" ?And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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