THE WEDDING TEST

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THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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# N: T) u/ u9 O( f! ~! vMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.


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6 c+ t- ?, V6 W/ z4 DOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
2 m0 g3 ^: z/ ^% v/ z2 [whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: r' g; U; l! J: B; Acommitted my life to her sister.



Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
' K3 W9 I" w3 o( `) Xstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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6 B) i* e- t* e. g7 `To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
) ~' m# U& w( H. J- }$ l" ?said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
" ?% ]4 e; f, \2 C8 G! Yask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
condoms in your car.

cheerleader

what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!

織紗千影

o... well...

没心没肺

  What a nasty man!

NEB

if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...

lili777

oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!

Dumber

Funny. Hahaha.

mzkq

well...