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( b4 E2 T$ b6 F7 q- H4 t; f% l& OI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I5 ?& K' j3 N* B. ^4 X( Q
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was. |4 F" P0 Q) g& k3 o9 }
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.7 Z+ w% O a* U2 P. A
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7 F4 R& y/ c0 i% r8 Q6 b7 x; pMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very+ P1 E. T, ]% z. w2 m$ u
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down: X# x2 B: f7 |( r
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be: o! R7 l# C3 E5 N/ Y! b
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else., t* l1 ?( B# r' r. n3 U' O
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) W" V6 l* t: DOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 y& e0 T: O6 w" }+ }; T
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she7 J6 z/ m x3 x Y0 W
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't8 g/ Z9 P' V- p$ L) B% d; {
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
' E; N" t: E# b5 a: V- kcommitted my life to her sister.
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`* d3 n& v D5 XWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
; I9 b8 p0 f$ X+ W* L/ ]' gsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild5 g8 k6 Q* A8 S9 X% m$ x
fling, just come up and get me."7 F: Q9 Q" @# s1 Y
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up G% k o/ n) O# y, q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
- }8 f; g& E0 mstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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# r% c6 h0 i% G# ~* _3 UTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing0 k0 f2 X4 G0 x! a6 N* b0 G. e
outside, all clapping!
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) M3 Z3 _ k; }9 D5 p9 ZWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and# m0 G5 F/ A) o D
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
* I" \! I. E5 o0 b. o- kask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."8 a- Z! a* S1 S# q
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