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4 d! Q. T a) D8 R vI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I- T0 ?8 R1 \/ s; g
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was8 ]; m1 s* J# C/ h. Y
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister., @3 b: _/ C' E' N% Q. p
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very6 s+ X2 k* M) d( p
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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. e2 N2 I# } Q8 n! |6 cOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
5 K; ^ k0 S/ L* ?+ u& ?, Qover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
4 R* w w2 f9 ywhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
% |5 n( C% E8 E: movercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
" _$ d# Y) M7 \- r! ?committed my life to her sister.. O2 d* b$ F' P' }& S+ O# a) Z
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( g) a; H, L( n$ e( KWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She2 U0 O2 M4 j( N$ l+ D2 x, Q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
1 z0 |2 r( C& `# D/ L5 afling, just come up and get me."% u0 Q0 O1 q- X+ u- A0 {1 `
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
$ F5 u+ J: G/ Wthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
# x' Y7 z+ y/ d; k( j9 Y7 O2 nstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
, r5 N: \4 K$ k9 i+ Z* c9 vmy car.+ E5 ~9 `% m4 h' U* `2 P
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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- ]* F! c7 N- lWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& h. X: P) [, C$ z$ y ^6 S4 A
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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