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0 `% N- Z' W1 g9 TI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I. z% G5 {6 I5 ^8 c K2 S4 \8 m
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was7 T) l' Q; Z+ i& K7 i
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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6 n7 ~$ H$ _- n; iMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& F2 X9 S' b; t8 h2 ?tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
7 J0 y r8 A+ V9 }when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
7 F; B$ `" |) ]4 J5 y; Pdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. }; D8 V: K$ c' x [ H) O- O
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
- i0 N3 K* r. W: T1 ~+ b2 ucommitted my life to her sister.# M2 W# P! ~ U" N4 l- l8 k3 T U/ |
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* G4 I% f) f4 q1 H3 z& m' X
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
: }0 \9 K" s: k: Ifling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up7 k4 z4 Q* w. v7 m5 R: q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
; i! {- s6 E, R# ~8 E- Ustraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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1 f1 A. D, X. z D; W; b4 ATo my surprise, my entire future family was standing9 A3 j0 p! T# I% v: O( u
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* ^& R3 R0 \: ]8 t; pWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and3 \4 P3 v1 F6 V; T" `& e3 u! t
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
+ R+ @6 s! E* x- B6 x# _$ bask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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+ h8 N1 r/ v/ [' M5 @And the moral of this story is: Always keep your2 J: h2 c. `$ U: q9 L
condoms in your car. |
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