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7 _1 k' o6 M/ J" _, S6 VI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 Q1 z8 }' F; K0 r/ p4 }6 e$ Q
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& M% ~ b6 m) ^2 n7 h, d: {6 n
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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0 @8 M. h* V: mMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 h3 T# n& i& x3 K& B+ O3 C
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
9 Q+ K9 c, k7 }# Qwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be+ ]# U; s# ?: u/ u/ {: f" K, m2 l
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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: f+ f$ x6 M5 SOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
7 Z. l9 ~+ n' j, m( p( G2 `8 _5 ~9 Aover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
3 `0 {3 E& Z6 U# s0 w1 B) Cwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
) a2 w9 z w. Fovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
9 A0 i( X a- b* @ fcommitted my life to her sister.
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8 C2 ]4 `" U5 FWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
2 c! k3 B( d5 a5 psaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
6 p5 r% e) z L5 ~0 d$ P8 c Yfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
, K X; R: h. fthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
( ~* m3 C9 L9 J% ]4 C+ W; a0 Rstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards, y1 T# D( ^8 v0 d
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and; W C+ J' t8 ^; ?; Q+ @
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
" Q4 q/ S) {- w! Z% P) gask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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