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& t3 k: s: N3 V- MI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I' J, j6 j) C7 Q( x# Y
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
6 O# H; J$ A' U' z2 Jtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
5 F2 C7 w- q- U. Nwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
' S! D8 p3 A* |/ Gdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.8 Q, z d2 {3 p) a2 q
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't( m a! R2 j+ R0 }- h
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and% m _- x( p. d! k, j+ n) E8 D
committed my life to her sister.) x T; v$ v+ Z4 Y' J* b
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
. ~7 u9 w) i$ `: d) D5 G- h8 B W5 osaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild2 u* d4 Z) c+ F7 l9 G$ A
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up, h" `9 d+ ]! x; L) p+ k& {' Q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline. R6 U1 t8 Q R0 Q" }: W2 D
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards" r$ Y2 ~0 g6 J8 M9 t6 A0 j) K
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. F) C" |* `5 c3 F! UTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing1 V9 N- l4 U# {% p2 w: Q3 S
outside, all clapping!4 t8 w* _8 w8 K0 v8 W
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4 T4 E; O7 g; t7 M5 j- u7 cWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and8 V$ }0 t8 S5 ^8 C
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't3 n2 L }# m: e) V$ |
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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9 o& t) S5 k/ s+ o$ m# DAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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