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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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4 z9 N& [0 I& n, Y: PI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
6 S! g, z7 N& u# Dhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very/ }2 S' O. o" E1 }
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down- `4 C. X- U9 s. }
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
4 e  _) G* R/ C0 |( q1 `: cdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 G, {- g9 x* @

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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come. @' W8 g' M; G  l
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she7 p  K0 w- t( v$ M- n8 U
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't: b: F. [' h4 x7 L7 a
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and% u1 x( L: ^: o, N3 q; N. V
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 P; h6 X# `: Q: H( B0 L
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild: X/ R7 n; f- g. c6 \- z
fling, just come up and get me."
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+ `/ u9 U4 {- b) EI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up% [7 P. \0 r7 @# X6 b% n  m3 t
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
' j; Q1 _; U- q3 \) Tstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards6 Y# `- P( ^# `  W9 k  W/ R
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing& m4 \% P4 ], B7 \- L6 E" b/ m
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and7 A  T  m0 J# s3 z  ^+ p2 M
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
8 i6 B# \' X/ M, a* iask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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