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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I6 ]( W ^: P' e( C$ j8 R5 }
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was8 A7 L1 u$ }% m3 [0 G
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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5 ^7 j7 l c" C% BMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very B* p* k( i' ~/ M8 P, j6 r
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down; i( Y1 C" v0 }/ P9 v
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
# @. ^# A+ ^2 p7 g$ ^0 vdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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; X5 @9 {1 ~8 y i( D* R, t( vOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't% V. I# w/ h% M- p) _+ a4 N6 j
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
5 U+ }1 T$ a1 wcommitted my life to her sister.
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1 a8 `9 V, [% M% fWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She: X" n! d/ i: {' O! w4 c v* g
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild" p* d3 c0 n" |; O% E* \
fling, just come up and get me."+ S! t4 ?5 n4 f' E( j: Z7 S
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up; A: A& Z7 Y" g/ Z( I* `- e
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline w4 x. |! T/ n1 i( R. Q8 V, x
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards. H7 ^) M6 Q4 i0 H
my car.
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5 t& G* P. q* W6 TTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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, ?9 o0 ~3 d: f$ E! \6 wWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and4 f# E* [9 j! C: u9 d- f
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't p4 [# t4 y) k$ m: F" W0 x: w
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."8 B; z1 s( W* e
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your% V$ P2 c' V+ l6 h
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