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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 T2 r: b3 c2 X5 j& }6 o! K
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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$ z$ ?# i1 g# T( dOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.9 r' p. Z4 |2 O# o
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7 ^% m. m! n7 F% K* k3 bWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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" m4 [; {& a4 Z# g- }I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up- v- F y6 A/ \$ J
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline. I- [: C) x' E- k( P
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards: c \' \( h+ Y$ _7 E
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing: S. U; [6 n5 ?" j9 E
outside, all clapping!# D- h; Y+ r3 ]
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7 ?6 f6 W3 c; M9 b+ p6 D$ AWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and" N" `" O+ z( B, U. P
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 l7 z M8 r8 f/ X5 X/ y5 U
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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M( U% Y6 \) h- s3 rAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your+ e9 V* F! _' ^" m0 K
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