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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I- q1 X6 R6 B* g" h/ M P" c
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
5 |7 e# Y! D/ Z2 \ j' konly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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+ g2 c& A" w) r7 Z+ QMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very0 o/ Z2 `* b* f2 d$ @# ?$ ]. p( @
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down/ y; `$ I) K% a: p9 R4 y# S
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be! L6 W, D) N: J: K7 u
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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5 e9 H$ T, G+ H( \9 l) vOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't/ e2 B, a$ O- @& G
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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d; U; ~" @5 wWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She: Z' f+ {3 c: ?( W0 Y- [
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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0 c5 R' y! ?1 }( ~I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
3 ]$ ~9 i3 Q' @1 O8 e6 P, b2 mthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 l4 v: N) Y/ d- m
outside, all clapping!
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. R# U( d/ E' r: A5 c. MWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and, p7 k7 a5 L% K
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't" y f" f* M: j* ?' C1 ~6 n8 O. I
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."- B$ ^, V) a. Q+ _
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_% ~' k, h. L# D3 lAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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