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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I* h- }$ \: b; F4 L. _& @
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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- C4 U: m" d, ]$ UMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, S5 q0 e0 n6 G. F4 g1 |
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come4 Y" s; b O9 {, T+ I; E/ c9 E( c
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
; h0 t3 k$ J+ U/ k+ Ewhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
% \6 |4 ]! n1 v$ qovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ Q( O: P3 i2 J/ Q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up+ y6 ^* N( M& V8 B' w
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; V) d7 G+ n" i2 ?7 ^
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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3 M+ a X- e% y+ {& K) K% BTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing$ M0 y! h2 S. T7 j d/ H8 U
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and$ y X5 k0 w- O% ^$ J( A6 N, E& A
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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