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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
% [/ [% E7 `2 G6 @( W4 O9 Thad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was+ A+ r) g' V3 G2 F; h2 t% n) {
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister./ w6 ?0 E7 h, |
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be7 u8 J+ U& K" h2 I: H: W
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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5 |0 p) h; p* `' |( I9 tOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come& a# J; U! R* h' P5 ^: @
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
1 Y* N1 g6 `9 Q+ X6 m' k( {5 _whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
% K/ m+ H# S3 w* O- V V; Aovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
- p, W4 m) d0 k" R" t0 [* E( Fcommitted my life to her sister.% E8 k, ?6 y' F' j
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6 t/ ?/ `+ k( jWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
3 \) y* u0 R- y8 e- Jsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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( n: r/ U0 L1 {5 ?! uI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up% o: i5 G1 ~7 O* X
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline2 V$ G' @' k; y# Q8 N4 V: n {
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards" W3 p4 \# f$ Y! d+ p
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and* w; Z( ]/ l$ R* m
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
* ^- l1 N: \/ o4 [ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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