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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I2 _+ M f1 c: q I B/ f
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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0 D. t7 a; A9 H5 `) p$ VMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
6 |- p8 L6 E+ u- D8 r$ [; htight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( G/ t7 |- d! G
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't; }- s# e. D; g3 e9 Q! R" Z
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and$ a; ~) p9 G: N6 m
committed my life to her sister.1 n6 }$ L5 j+ N/ @3 ~% W0 D/ v' D7 y
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* ?% U" L- m' m6 u g# n+ `
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up' L$ `& s: a4 E0 P
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
9 U w$ i: ^4 ]$ C. estraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
# j$ b$ g& \$ _$ e' @$ |" Wmy car.$ k0 k- t5 L) ]& j) _+ t
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
: F! s. X$ W- x% G, p4 ?" Lsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( D3 z- c" v2 ?8 Z4 j# y( U
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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