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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I W/ r( i1 C7 b! V
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was/ f8 ?* U6 Y0 ?' B/ Y0 n
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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0 n$ B) a, n! y0 \& IMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very- m5 }1 r& ^ O, [% H
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 z" F1 r5 J3 ?7 h
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: }! E+ B' |' _1 X1 l/ pOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come( g8 C- S" m A! t( P/ t
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she9 ?# e5 B& h: [, q3 y1 k4 s5 N
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't/ _; O# J" z* ?5 p
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and p# k0 L) o9 u. S% H& l; b
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me.", I; P+ ]$ H" C' S4 }
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1 O6 _& |- @: |! MI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 U0 O/ @& `+ B; C+ ~( f
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline0 A, a9 h \1 v. N: O8 p. B
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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" z, V$ T0 h5 |With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and- S2 j3 Z2 P4 e* c+ b0 e+ Z$ B
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't) I- C# B9 M- ?6 ~/ C( w: m
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your* p* T! m: t/ m- \: u
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