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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 J8 X# L' S' a* W# M. e0 x
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
- t P2 y+ n7 b5 b9 c: Wonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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' V7 N3 ~8 c) \0 }My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
5 @; M2 ^1 L" E8 n0 T2 Ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.+ e2 H {* x+ }
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't( m( z( Z6 I2 @) z$ q% k# C( \* U
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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1 o D/ u1 L8 x( x. f( oWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline+ a. J9 l* `0 k7 k) b/ y
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards/ W3 o/ b4 }7 M3 A
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 K4 q; _1 `+ U
outside, all clapping!
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% m" }" L) G4 _6 R' o, K( RWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
7 f% x% G% U8 ]& z+ P) h6 nsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't7 K: S) ~6 I9 l; [. b
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."( p; j6 w3 ]) D9 u2 g- ~8 q2 Q
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