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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.7 B% U/ j8 p6 e" C; |
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very/ Z+ D% p8 Q" b$ e0 G
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
* y$ `6 ]4 K* ]+ swhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
6 \: F9 D; n; w7 ^4 T) O3 \3 Ydeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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8 Q9 v0 T7 j& yOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
Q9 L/ r4 m. d& m; Vover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
" \& b4 d' J, _' U( N' i. Jwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. n, ^# H5 T; M0 }2 E4 d4 j' k. w
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and2 x+ `2 D$ l; |$ }1 F
committed my life to her sister.
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# u" h! y: D7 n# rWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! v! C9 a3 {3 J/ { O% v; ~# z) Vsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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- O$ z5 j; C- ?8 V6 W2 ?I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards* Y) i7 H v9 `9 U( C
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing& ?# p2 h2 f7 S6 U2 L U
outside, all clapping!" T2 p7 H' \& [% I$ d% k# V, u* S
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2 d9 O* c4 p- ?With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
1 ~" M- k4 ]& a8 c7 e0 k. Qsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 O: M. J+ |9 b$ U' h7 j1 i
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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/ S$ y* E9 V. L/ X! p( {And the moral of this story is: Always keep your/ Z$ Z8 h8 a: [% ~( ^ U* h3 A" z
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