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* v0 Y; H# Z; B: KI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
# D4 T. _' C( g% F3 O5 |' g& dhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
. g/ b8 ~! ?% b+ \) Eonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.2 d2 Q) v0 C1 o4 @) n3 ]6 F
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
# m8 _7 N' q; Ptight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
& o8 X4 @6 \! t7 z6 f; Nwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
( A' M! ]! l# k1 s1 U. @- xdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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' [0 p% O8 [# c+ pOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
5 D4 Q; w, }9 R0 a; [over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
! [$ a. J2 P9 a! Z8 U2 d: swhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't% b* B$ D1 [) Z# S% ]* _
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and3 }9 p/ X& j, S8 d! l! @
committed my life to her sister.& H" B4 j' ]: p6 M8 r
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3 c& O8 l! n, X! a0 l+ j& kWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She: o0 H, J$ ~# M; e
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild3 t; A$ d+ ^/ E9 m0 F+ N% ?
fling, just come up and get me.") n0 d' P2 M- R& V
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
, ~& i' v% t; w' d' Wthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
: \' y7 m$ c- L0 z* B' o: Vstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
. l2 B5 ^. J; Gmy car.1 w' i5 R2 _, X0 C
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, L% H( b* T1 M6 i. PTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and* M, P' {% Q8 `9 V
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( b9 f# h0 W$ N1 Z6 ]+ D
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."* F, B' u4 W8 o
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