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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I5 [3 x3 N8 f9 s8 A& f K$ m
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, a3 Q/ C" l' p# V& r& O, c
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.9 o: Z1 R6 u5 R, s! W0 C, s
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* S! l- N# r! ]+ G1 [My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very/ W- ^1 g8 B$ s4 j* }7 x
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down( }) B. a% X% E/ Y; W+ i
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
8 U% M. r, o$ I/ e- I! i9 Ldeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 w6 F; S0 _: ]9 }. c: H; T' e
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
+ ]: Y2 W) P" i$ T* d; Eovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) \8 M( ^9 L8 ^. d( lcommitted my life to her sister.$ x& P* Y, ^5 T' |. H7 I
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She% {8 V6 v# V/ }" [9 l! H
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild# u3 P5 s' O, \/ r
fling, just come up and get me."$ g! X/ R" a8 r5 T
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
. C5 I$ A- Q. p: ]" {4 a9 _/ Ythe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
! a0 [6 Y6 l O8 ?2 D% i+ Vstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
# F' l( [+ e/ V" l8 C7 A9 y" rmy car.
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1 x1 G% q; L' l1 D: |. S9 A, V/ sTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and# }1 P' L/ E+ Z, C
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
' u! G7 B7 c4 @( e+ E2 N) Z# v& Wask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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