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" _, a" J0 m5 m: \* bI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I5 @- }6 J i" }! o r9 a
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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$ [9 i9 k0 t: @* Q& pMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very4 Q1 F1 R. |4 ~4 g U# q+ z6 G- `
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
$ M* o3 Y3 ~2 U8 T9 t# {8 i; j+ B" Awhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
, Y4 u* @3 S9 ]7 Y$ k5 W# `deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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5 N, b6 V! d) O9 g" K" K7 Mwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
0 S) _8 O5 D" G, a) Govercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and* R6 w! u: | p# H1 @; x+ s
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She) ?, Q8 l* { c9 C" j1 t$ n
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild8 f5 W" Y8 K8 C2 ?
fling, just come up and get me."4 w9 Z& h$ \$ e7 b7 `, y$ L" [
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3 s' x* J/ h) }% b5 NI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up8 f8 x% [( e) H* R9 R3 T$ q9 n5 A
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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S. @: ]7 z# j y$ p% QTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing" ]' H- o0 R5 Y& w% K( z
outside, all clapping!6 C6 {1 d5 O. A
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and9 K5 t3 L/ j+ C5 r6 o2 h2 ?1 A
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't3 k, `( W+ w3 A+ B4 r( {# j3 i
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 X; n) c$ x3 K4 \. W8 s/ M, e
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