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# S4 v0 G; ?! jI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I2 K* f6 y: r/ N/ Z1 B
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was' H' ?" F" Z. R2 G8 @: h/ Z3 X
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very* a N% e+ P3 X( h* i
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down; a. T7 R) K" Q: P4 S
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
0 M% @! a8 ?1 m6 zdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't6 m+ G. q( N7 b: Y3 w$ t* t9 Z& e% R6 D
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
$ c3 I! H( o4 Q& ~committed my life to her sister.
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3 |/ b: c3 O$ l) F: T; X- U PWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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my car.. O2 y( q; b; g, Y+ @' j( `8 ~
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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* |) K" R8 n( G* E+ `+ iAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your" h) J) B/ U( K8 j/ \; }4 S
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