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$ U; D. t5 _! p* pI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I# T7 [! S2 m* f, Y+ W
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
5 L& v: x" ] `% o. t* tonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.% b7 {+ c( M4 o5 m. l$ _' X4 Z3 r
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
+ ~0 X2 }" Z* x6 A$ Gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down: `0 @1 U7 ]- Z# m
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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# B# x; K; h( y B! x7 l( tOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
$ O: y# ]5 F j& k; Y$ y* kover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
7 F e, `( @; h2 c2 x' Dwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- l. o; f8 [. [+ G
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
0 o5 q1 }6 G7 U5 Mcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ _2 L% }/ e' Ksaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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8 a5 T0 J3 o- f" tI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up. \7 {+ P3 i. f: s
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* u, N& U$ @& u7 [
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards) _! L, v- ~7 y9 k" p5 @$ Y
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing& T# h# P, y, j& u
outside, all clapping!
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7 I6 S, ~& ^( u5 KWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and; U. X: X9 H% u8 L% _# R$ V1 A/ Q
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
L4 ~) h* s; \; A A9 Lask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 @9 t( K& l* v {3 p. T7 J
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