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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I' E w( p* z9 Q; l4 C' ~
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
, }$ M; x" K. B# ^- Gonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.1 {3 `4 Q/ C: @9 x3 I
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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! z1 `4 V3 k8 H$ I' w) JOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! `+ S3 |8 O( j3 T# `; d
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she4 B L# I: S9 Y" W% n8 n
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't& n2 i- S1 H- i; h
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
/ e9 [2 X% k5 c2 ]8 s# @committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
; e2 {1 \. ]6 Z% {$ m1 ksaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild1 B, y1 V- y a+ M, F
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& V3 \0 n6 T6 n; L! ?% JI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
1 v0 {4 ] Y7 h. k$ ]the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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A' O* C' r5 R5 ITo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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* K& f4 I4 ]* @With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
$ E* t4 H; W! T# x" U3 g: N: ~2 ?2 hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't s; Q" ?: G" }
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.". e3 c4 |; L+ ]8 V8 f
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1 t% c# k; r! p7 A. lAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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