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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I+ r5 X- i/ \/ D* ^5 }3 V" A
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
& K7 o. B( \& O7 l4 y! K/ Ponly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. s* A6 s. c- p! S
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# q& d: ~8 `( L% e+ y$ i- B* E& kMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
2 J" t# l& K1 Y6 M& ~( d4 P8 stight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down- g6 X: P8 Z6 r* n$ ?! e
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
, o# A+ R- E) \, Y; m7 vdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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# ?/ @! }* L; Z0 dOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
) w# v# h- V" N. [8 Hover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
7 c* W5 q/ d/ V/ Mwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
& Y$ M6 m8 o0 e! Y/ q) e B( povercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and/ {) f) A0 E1 e; Y6 V4 ~: \
committed my life to her sister.3 E3 C1 b& e! T J! j
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She9 H, ~3 D* ^& I8 b# U
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild& T9 v' ?. _+ ^( A: @* E6 |/ P+ M
fling, just come up and get me."
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5 ] e1 r U! i% bI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
6 H8 O4 R( W+ h0 E, m, I, jthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline) |/ @5 D% L* u6 u
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards6 L6 \) e+ I0 L8 k7 I* a! w) v g
my car.3 A9 y5 t l) f) W% N+ h
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~# d! b% R) yTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing4 W" A' E0 t$ K& s
outside, all clapping!7 M/ F2 N: S2 U) D l! k, V) x7 u
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0 D9 U! P- j0 P7 S! ^7 }1 SWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and$ ^6 c. H" t- U; P
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
+ s# m: {6 L9 H" @ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."# A$ |% T9 Q' {8 Z2 e
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# z% q9 c3 p7 o9 gAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your: E' F( Z% x9 Q
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