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/ A G+ @7 d [" \; E3 NI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I' o0 c. r6 N* o! L
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
- q1 {5 ^) i5 a( T. \) L+ W% Konly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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f9 Q. p+ Q# d% cMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very& {+ y+ c/ i& S3 O$ s% _$ |
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down: N) [- C3 S) a- C: @6 L1 J: t
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be, \( l$ `2 M P* ^) e) f; l3 d3 t
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- h. n1 X7 J+ @ |% \
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come& v3 F8 v: K: [% @8 b
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she" [" W6 ]3 ~4 v- p
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
" K; K- }! w: X) X/ T( `overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
4 |9 p! Z0 y: }( O4 n: a" Hcommitted my life to her sister.
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& X j- a ]3 Q( g5 k& kWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She/ B: N' a; [- C9 l4 ]) }. a
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild& ]( U# C5 \( ]+ B l# f' M
fling, just come up and get me."
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$ W9 d) T, B; `( qI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up# J. k# q# A! j+ O, N
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline3 R' O0 ?/ a, v/ S! ^- i9 b
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards1 r" P3 E8 L: O* @# J0 W
my car.0 P' R4 T; S6 K* V' i
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing+ T7 h8 ~0 p3 s; Z0 D7 v" f; R
outside, all clapping!( g' }, e/ p8 u+ U+ l7 _
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, o, L4 P. J( Q% ]6 E ]With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
0 v7 J) l( ?7 l0 t. R+ {: Esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't# @8 p+ t+ V; L4 ^+ P7 K! B0 \
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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; r, x5 v3 J @8 J+ n' nAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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