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* r, [; W, c9 `% B1 D6 D7 f7 k& KI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
! E. ]1 Z5 V" Yhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
) Q/ S7 w* S7 y$ Nonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.2 d( z; c" ~. G0 t
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. Q6 Z: C5 l2 k" O G. Y( c1 `( A) rMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very$ _* D5 O& J5 C
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else., d5 U9 j+ e; [" C+ \
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come: w* K: x' S1 d: H% F$ `
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
2 x/ ~3 V X5 F5 o7 qwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
r, y4 W1 w) `3 q6 jovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
+ {; b [' n* i) @1 Ncommitted my life to her sister.) C$ j( D) u4 \# i5 O+ w5 G
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
- I4 p, L8 T! N: R* Ssaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild6 ]' \+ |1 o) {8 l% ]
fling, just come up and get me."1 \2 s- p! s1 J+ j2 u8 X
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* f/ k+ [* H) t$ c& z: s5 L
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards1 w7 |9 n! P0 {# m
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing" s6 n( [1 P% v, l
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& o$ N; V% W9 O! S5 RWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
- o) r# t0 N" F- x1 Hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
, J2 l" e, E1 F7 }+ }# K q- @ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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* }- X$ Z( J$ ]2 B1 m7 EAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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