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5 a) r+ P0 m4 [& \. m0 ?I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I( N' E( `3 v4 R
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was9 e& C) o/ I4 Q' r7 F
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very# W h' W- ]8 a# c5 M0 v# }
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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' m; C* U& m( Q: nOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come$ [1 D0 `% S+ J w+ X
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
' @ O4 I& y5 r, ?/ S* h3 Iwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't, r8 w2 s! n9 l# r* L9 A" T' L" F
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and# z! P( }9 Y& Q" O3 b2 H' }% \+ u; N
committed my life to her sister.
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6 K9 P* P# z0 o8 rWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She( X3 x" }8 x* k3 e `. C
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild; p( Z' z% h; }2 D8 }# O0 Q7 l
fling, just come up and get me."
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1 t' z& L# w' w* H! p; V& K; ^I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up2 P2 A% g0 D* c( e* V" }
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline6 t% {" j, Q' i, z
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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" D, y/ H3 d9 @To my surprise, my entire future family was standing( o1 {/ K; p9 b* F. V
outside, all clapping!3 d2 g: @( C& ~* r. ?; i
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
+ `$ b4 ]0 n( Bsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 E7 T, ~" ~* F- k. n6 P
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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