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* V0 A) s2 `* A8 {3 \ p5 ~- N8 ~, eI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
* G! {$ _5 C, ?: n. T khad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was% L. m. b" q( j z$ e" n/ i. E" Q
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister." s, T8 g# U3 }# x1 B4 o
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6 N1 v2 `# E$ p" J6 QMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( A8 m1 P" ` J, ktight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
' c) L2 [" m0 o- ^3 jwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be5 c0 t& f+ W0 e$ q1 D7 k
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come7 }# v6 d* D; F
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
; }3 S1 P& U; ?& ~- d- Iwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't, w, U+ |3 R' \- }0 ]; |( U) D
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and. D9 g" ~2 ], ]
committed my life to her sister.
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2 E$ w& s' i8 B5 d& F2 s3 |8 L3 fWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ Q( Z- U$ C$ Q( m- E Y( fsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild0 x! U4 N6 ?2 N$ t' f
fling, just come up and get me."
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7 A+ Q0 E# } m) ~1 }I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up& w; q. J6 V" P" G3 c9 B# k! N, ]* `
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline8 h5 ]! P1 h+ Y
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards7 G0 x+ M6 V( C3 a+ J) n, [7 ?1 V
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing1 z' n8 F ~- z. q( M7 g! i# c$ K: q: x
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and" `$ d6 C! i7 m& ?
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
: [1 t3 o/ x! @) a- k: O7 Hask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."9 A9 {9 B2 U3 e& o K
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