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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very2 G7 M# z- a5 d$ e
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she! L# n6 d7 U3 k" Q9 }3 r5 A) I
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't7 s8 a% {, A, z% i+ o
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and( ]: u# D* p/ @0 x6 X! T$ D: Q0 ?
committed my life to her sister.
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1 a; Z" U8 L) {( R; n" i' rWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ Y4 h; z/ f7 _
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline& ^- I' v* p& {) [6 N3 W8 W
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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2 j N; {; z, t( T7 W1 D& xWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and4 l2 i7 c- \. F" y9 ^" ?3 Z; ^6 \' q
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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