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+ N) M0 q$ T/ YI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I( T, G' J0 Q' S" |
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was: o% p/ L; h# P% z4 T# C/ q
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
: P+ t8 m, {/ R0 W$ Q" Btight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 j& K3 ~) { ?" f, r# ?
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/ s# \! w- M o4 z1 n# w8 V" XOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* U4 Y: D, S( D# I0 N4 N
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she- ]/ u% z* ?# J# F
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't7 I8 H. Z1 N' f* |3 y+ z
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She; o2 ?9 ^' T: x4 G: z) u3 w. _
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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1 [% _2 D7 T; W5 R3 WI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
: |; Q" c5 T, z _) }/ Gthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing+ }1 j; W" n% }! D
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 A# B, u( L" U* r
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% x- f5 j# l/ r
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": T+ m1 P+ Z6 g C
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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