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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE WEDDING TEST6 @" Z/ L6 Q4 F9 Q4 O& k

. Y: Z! v2 I& d1 T$ s4 qI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I& C. l# \! _- F
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was. a# N8 c* n% d8 ]/ C1 e
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 ]7 _4 H! X& q! ]- o, [

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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 a' i" o% d- }7 Stight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
* Z; [( m! R8 I9 r7 jwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
2 l; k; q4 r5 G' d2 y; tdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.: e# F% G9 s# ~% G6 }# j
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! K% b# H; Z0 s1 Q2 A5 Q" `One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come' H' b1 v: [) c7 t
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she, f/ d& a$ q0 k% |" X0 b
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
, k, ^5 M" Y1 b( \overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
  [+ y: h! q. B# _# J5 Jcommitted my life to her sister.( G. i6 m* _1 v8 |# H
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
* Y! _" ^: P& G+ {3 o3 m7 a: x3 Rsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
" N! h& y' u) A& Ffling, just come up and get me."" |% e0 I3 t2 P- f# h, N% G" b
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
- N2 X- w- ]+ _6 @* Z' j& }  Xthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
+ L: ?  r" e3 M7 B# h1 ]/ Sstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
! D7 |# J" J, n4 amy car.
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" Y5 K. _: M# z' Q2 A5 w: iTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and) C- J$ X& |6 D$ y" k9 w
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't  S+ N! g8 u5 q  Y
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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