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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 O f1 }. T5 W: u6 X
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was/ r5 ]3 r4 Z$ F' i* t. U( k
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.8 v( f8 E* C& t* ]0 h& T
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4 T% X3 N' E: b! B; H. OMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: X5 T1 e* y4 a1 Y& O
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down, D9 T! {: Q8 R/ I
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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4 X' U7 z% R e" F+ qOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
2 H9 `% s! n- u* Iover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she7 a" o5 n% c) v6 N j1 f. V' D
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't* s5 A1 D4 u, l
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; F$ ^- G' F6 ]& t# E* _0 vcommitted my life to her sister.+ _& V' i9 y" z# [
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* f- I q) P" Z! x2 @. q' E% b
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild; x2 ^$ x, |! l7 F/ D4 s
fling, just come up and get me."
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: B' ^/ r% [% r- Q8 _+ y S& p5 fI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up& V5 s& m$ ^& ?* H! I5 d2 z1 K3 e/ H
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
, p, x0 `/ u1 L& d! Y2 m$ V5 gstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
2 ^) H8 t! Q0 _2 m# g- xmy car.
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p" {' k J: C( g. Y- g. e9 dTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
% x, y& M0 @2 n. poutside, all clapping!. q# D* m5 c! x4 j1 L1 u7 d* ]+ C) X0 a
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
# U- P8 y+ f/ k- c+ Ksaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
9 A7 Q5 b. @8 Uask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."6 |( V% B a/ U# g
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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