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. b$ g$ O; J i/ q) \) r% I7 uI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I. o( H3 h9 L, U3 J
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
0 S) P( J9 S- jonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 \. z; G: i+ l% @4 ^tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 l# C0 A& g/ _# v6 r4 o
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! ?8 ?5 @0 v/ E6 f+ A2 V" sOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come3 w! S0 B2 l7 }1 [2 p
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 o, _; e' A1 i9 @6 o) |, g. q1 e( mwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
9 V! C& O+ R$ q( t4 x; o3 kovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and0 {: K4 |- i* p. A* k" z4 J
committed my life to her sister.! ]2 K7 N- W2 o
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She/ P2 I- x1 Y J7 B& i+ _
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild* _9 c# {' d, ~) r& g& S, g
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1 j" c1 O" i2 X5 D h5 L) R& yI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& B' l$ n' D" j5 F4 b6 zthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
' S: m: t. B1 ~4 ~5 Y( X' Wstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
9 b0 X4 T7 W! R7 \my car.8 @ M. K, F; P5 m I) U
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and! r% B" p! d. I* h; {9 G) @. j+ B
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't' u% o9 n/ Y6 i5 d% F
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.") ^( c! v/ q# R8 P* I0 A ]* ?; `, M
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your5 i; Z2 L1 j# }$ H8 ?! Y
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