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, G& ]( E( H/ ` M: d$ WI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I/ z/ t8 v$ @' J
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was. r8 Y. P* a! Z8 S& a
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: ~! y9 Q0 p5 R9 {9 V6 N, W3 y2 P
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down. a' Q7 H3 Q6 b* O
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
6 B1 z; u7 j* n7 K5 w& p$ {5 ?: }deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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$ t6 o+ U/ j/ ~* b! N' wOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come3 M- c. o# f- _+ C
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
( Q8 h% [" t; `" |* k7 J* j8 wwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't# @% U; Q+ k k( a6 g2 o) i5 ?
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and4 d$ D/ |( e" L6 I% w
committed my life to her sister.) Q9 D- U/ y$ [# ]0 u- A8 ^' ~& ]
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! i) m2 J! c# f$ [# W Z, l1 ^Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
) s: l0 x& T# f" ^% S$ `6 Rsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
$ G; w) Z# \6 Ffling, just come up and get me."
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7 d# S# K. c, G" r2 m! y9 i m- nI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up4 F' q9 `% I5 ?% Z7 ~9 |
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
; |$ w8 k+ O8 E% P( U$ `straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards, P) O+ ?9 Z, y0 \) \7 v7 D
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
) `4 @$ F+ Z4 T: usaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
6 U# Z0 m) g9 \$ J; [/ }ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."( f" A. [6 K' r/ U
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