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 THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
1 J0 L* e: k) O( K' whad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
! m& T% G2 [% F; ?3 vonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.- @. t3 V, U& Q, {- X: q
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6 v. Y8 |5 m! n$ @' a* }My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very0 a* @+ _: \4 y3 r/ n, q
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
3 t0 o- K' O6 N/ Pwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
/ g) c) S; K: k! D m5 @# Pdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't! L: I! C7 e) h0 ^
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 ?! x' y8 O) ^1 C0 v
committed my life to her sister.7 \5 H8 N \4 @% M( }& Y' R1 R
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
6 J4 e- S" g9 k# h! isaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild2 l0 Y& R; j7 s, C, a6 ~( Z3 w
fling, just come up and get me."! K6 [' n# @2 n9 ^: D9 H, t
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: R4 P7 m' x2 B- g( o& Z0 ~( D% hI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
* H8 x! T- e$ u7 O5 a- h& l9 }) uthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your" c& w6 `% d. H N5 N0 T
condoms in your car. |
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