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7 _5 C: z: Z* L4 C* {I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I' f1 u/ y9 u$ T) R/ M
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was3 o0 t+ [" }7 e. d' p
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.* T5 x$ c U/ Z! {) C7 Z
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+ [! z# {. R/ t' \% ]* v k; B+ {6 @5 @My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
/ _' j; P9 E3 y3 T* U) _tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
/ N5 Z6 I! e; e. E, awhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be' V7 S! W) j& Y, x I, w3 L
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
. |$ Q, A" U9 L; b% Tovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 K2 S$ H4 A% D: V: m
committed my life to her sister.
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3 m" {5 W' _7 N) iWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She" H1 g) @3 T. [& o! X
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
6 ]! d% m' o$ [+ J! Jfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up% p |: t \: y3 \+ v
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
8 M; i% V2 [# K* J. D7 [straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
, b2 X* b; D- J- M$ amy car.
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8 v1 U9 Z z9 u- l* iTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing% z' z: d W+ u, V
outside, all clapping!6 R! @; s0 E9 V7 V/ x( U% ?% y" e
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1 G/ y. e5 O! [7 L2 D& rWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and" J2 @$ |7 R; h R. Q9 T* G0 C' H
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( _& S: r* p/ M/ |; H" a* k
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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