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' I" z( e9 m: c# ?% hI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I: ?7 U) x- b5 N9 v
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; G; u6 R$ U/ a" H. ?7 konly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 x0 i4 M+ }: j" ctight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down1 \9 _0 g' s+ I: F1 ?" C& v
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* D6 S5 G; W0 Q* }/ p7 t8 Ideliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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+ g4 b" C+ p* z' o6 ~" c% uOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
1 l7 ^ \( H9 d6 uover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she$ p- }( X3 Y( g2 e) x2 l* Q
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't5 y3 c" M' {2 \3 G1 T6 P/ @ f
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and8 j u9 E7 [- K. c, a
committed my life to her sister.3 ?" A& i$ f+ m0 X5 y- ]
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0 h& d x2 G/ G9 O4 ZWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
: T! p/ }2 k7 N+ U6 ~- Nsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild8 C, F I; u, q; }2 `9 f* V
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
. E! Q9 b- {& U; W0 w3 W$ g0 Fthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
( Y V! d2 \- U/ Tstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
Q! O+ g7 M; y# imy car.
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% z1 q! \1 n5 n) }% m; `( ]To my surprise, my entire future family was standing5 N. F6 N6 T3 \1 u1 v! o
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
5 S1 M8 H+ M: T Jsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't0 R+ j" h; z) j( o% z1 a( Y; D
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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