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$ _, j# q! ]5 ^* q/ JI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 _% Z7 ^. y; \4 p1 x' @3 @
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9 O4 q" T6 `$ Y, N" k7 U6 FMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 Y, H1 o4 V+ U) x7 f* V4 Ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
7 Y" W4 D* t+ U4 q* Ywhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
! ~ k# b+ `: o" V- {deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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- F- U' i9 t( s4 mOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! W& [9 B+ j9 `" s% i
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
: X5 p/ a/ d% pwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
$ s/ q% @$ f- {' Z$ K5 l/ w3 novercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
$ u& ]$ g2 e% X* Z* X" Ycommitted my life to her sister., W! y& S5 ?4 `7 j. t9 ^
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She) h; y7 f! Z* L7 Z
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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9 p' N3 B2 k( r+ u' R: K# bI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up+ f" l& S! y/ j! I, l* Y1 Q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
7 [% Q, o3 A6 i5 qstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards) O) s/ `7 a6 G4 Z0 A- X
my car.
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. {1 i* e+ l) qTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing, w8 C% K2 p) B, z1 c1 ?/ Q6 T
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ |+ E q$ D( Z( `# Psaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 z& B( Y& m2 \; S- ]( F
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."9 e0 R# U, L; ]# q! j" a- i
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. L ]$ L" \2 h3 m- s. q UAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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