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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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3 ? Q1 _2 i2 rMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very. P W1 U( v* N3 n- S* T
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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2 t+ i: W9 j- O& h+ Y& WOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come7 [( N6 N) h2 ?1 X# r0 S6 q7 t
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she& U# M/ [- x/ i! A$ w# j
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.) Y7 F: g' B0 R, h9 u1 S
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She: y( b; ~& f& l9 n
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild, w* S! B8 j8 v* P1 C$ r
fling, just come up and get me."
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4 R: A; V5 T- D D$ E4 O0 B$ bI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
; m6 Z. l. L V% |! {' f' E2 p& bthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
% s8 X0 r M/ ^( Y( hstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
3 l8 d; e+ P, P2 Umy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 n0 B! W$ Q; S2 B; w
outside, all clapping!
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# h& d; O8 z" m" @( Q1 {With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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( I8 _! v/ T0 S6 s8 [6 R1 E# y# MAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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