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 THE WEDDING TEST
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2 {% z: U, p5 a3 Y) O# ?) ]I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I. c9 P1 P% O7 n4 n) C! D
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was4 e7 {- {) z0 v
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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- t1 t/ q$ b: F: a4 bMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, |. d. S8 z- O& Z& B p
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't9 r' B" w/ S0 C7 k4 q# ?. {. c
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."5 u7 A8 O# b! t
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up* y& o) J! E& t5 @* u2 e
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline2 y- f: k* a8 b! ^6 \
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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8 R& W ^! P3 A: M9 ]3 a4 X3 `With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ f# o4 V# [7 j' s8 M2 ]said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
: H( ?" a$ J4 W! q7 d. vask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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; B" X4 x2 S6 u2 x" V, ^) uAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your" l7 P p0 q5 r, C1 o* k% M
condoms in your car. |
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