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) y# g5 B3 L* p# j2 v7 RI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be- V& e8 ` x& W, g0 f7 i9 X( |
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come3 `6 E, P4 C1 y. o5 [4 n5 x
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she! y, o3 h6 A: x. ]7 t9 Q* q
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
/ M: t: M% w' R6 {" z9 c7 d* Tovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
' T# H0 c7 t1 Dcommitted my life to her sister./ d: b0 {: ~* b7 M. x
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& Y$ t: a) g0 J9 `% }/ iWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She$ e0 D8 q1 {: |* G# r, x
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing, L) O) b/ Y5 m
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your' b4 F, v. k: r3 O% S' r5 ?
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