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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 T; ~' d) m6 I$ H( w
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was+ S! j* o! ~) T0 A, W
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.- z$ b: ~8 u- o2 f
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
' j' n6 C* G: B8 c4 P. otight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
) \0 G$ ^6 F# H- [& kwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
& H5 w* U% |9 X, j9 q, Ydeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* x% g( @$ Y K' j. C% m; a
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't; e$ m$ K; m: B8 l, K" w
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and/ F7 G& _1 C* d
committed my life to her sister.
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+ E5 C A2 C, {* o3 bWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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5 K j' }3 r# g$ o; oI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
2 P& I H9 y$ ^* Sthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
7 O; P' y/ i1 b0 s0 Ustraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
, ~* T9 W% G2 |& Wmy car.* o) N' b$ t1 O. z7 G8 C/ O
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1 }( e6 k& j3 o2 b' o% yTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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2 E/ D) }- D0 E3 ?+ h+ {+ eWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
+ f% c4 w- k* c$ c Ysaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
* Q4 B% k# F* v: D4 y2 Lask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."; {+ _! @3 Q& O5 m/ |; e
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7 r" s- E6 n4 v$ Z9 _; mAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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