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0 D! `$ V# y( `# v- _# jI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
3 _& B( H& _; u% Q- Rhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
' F. _; z* X( {9 W: Oonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister., q5 K6 u5 {# w3 v
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very! h0 @3 X' d+ O+ o. R9 x$ M
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' {" S( E* S" _
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
+ g+ F# L* F$ {1 t, Vdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" L% o( w# Y: C8 z3 a! Q0 {8 M
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
- D& J4 b% Z! Q& D2 Xwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't( e9 u; A! [; X; |
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and3 v* A/ Z1 `8 k
committed my life to her sister.! {6 I+ T3 j& d$ T( F" P
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
6 G& [( s# E" L4 nsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild2 r/ U1 Z, i1 ^# E- ]* I
fling, just come up and get me."
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' w: a9 h3 l0 `I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up, ]9 t# i( x5 A9 q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; f$ j9 s! h) |5 g% s" A- s
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards5 \5 y5 H R. a, W0 U. @: p
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
8 @5 P. O( Q% K X, \3 P7 l, Ysaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
) M, L7 E5 J$ V; r3 ^" F8 eask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."' Z1 K: Y4 U g
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your. u i0 e, n6 G* g* L( G
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