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% a% ]$ n. `1 t) BI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
/ }& D0 d- B: c& _8 {9 o: vdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
d& w4 H. z' s+ L2 ?0 Q$ eovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
6 d* V/ ~* P& A% t+ R/ lcommitted my life to her sister., ~. S7 |) L( f/ Z+ x. ~) x# S# M5 P
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# ? Z8 _- u- K4 j1 hWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She9 \, ]! }$ E; g% ?% @. u) O: d
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild0 u/ I5 |. R, `4 Z' G1 l
fling, just come up and get me."
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9 L" Y6 I. W$ ?8 d( w4 Q$ S, r, @I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& N$ i6 L* r; C5 n! ]the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline+ H/ v- e8 K+ Y1 S n1 E/ I
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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1 e, ~2 R) S F( u) F; }9 f. F7 O) kTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing% o: q3 P: `. _! q. w9 W1 ]
outside, all clapping!
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* j8 [8 |! R* s' X |0 oWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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