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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister./ Z$ B# s3 [' Y$ h2 }% o" S& x
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 `6 _+ r3 q: M5 e$ V- ttight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down. I# Y% I4 U& H d- E
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be6 N- ]. ]4 X$ k- l0 U
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.; X/ N2 I# r" H
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0 v9 a5 O$ d5 R9 ^! d; v: wOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 f c$ J! h) C; c' x3 j$ p
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
+ W1 g* v* q; r2 O/ B2 twhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
# k- O3 S3 A. z* y6 Y0 E) _overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
' U8 k& J ~6 ~! L. ?committed my life to her sister.
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/ N6 d& b* {3 ^* I/ ?; @) s' ~Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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6 T' C E* |5 J& b8 G) nI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
- R& a% c2 E0 M9 d* Cthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
# W" o) T9 \! V) h( i8 T# astraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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. C( f4 f, M# j: J; Q/ P6 q* G% JWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
: Y$ L+ `4 H* T! Z# isaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't' F/ s a8 g+ a
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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