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+ o" c" A9 x$ J& U+ ]& I) R. @I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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3 J3 i2 @; N: sMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very; `* I. Q4 F# m. _/ V o \9 e
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down! g% ?, V/ N' v+ t& d
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be" i0 b4 R1 a+ I
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
$ f. A( G9 a+ ^0 {over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
_6 k/ W( j2 U+ w* Ewhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't( v" v( T3 W% j3 r- M
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and8 v4 U% K, V) ]: G% w ~1 w0 L
committed my life to her sister.. r% O5 l0 h1 F5 S' V) r
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She- \3 D! ^% }3 B _- {3 ~# `
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
7 w8 C( l9 i6 d" M3 \fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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( P! h" B+ E; O; sTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
( _. _' d, u% v; g4 bsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
1 @3 A! \1 [7 \ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": ~& y: s: W; M+ I7 L5 Y1 Y9 Z
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