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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* i/ v# C' q( q0 U- P' Edeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 P9 ?0 l, N! ]5 J1 q
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come4 v* y5 M! v" z) J; P0 L
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she; T1 h* b6 ]+ R. V% ~
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't+ X& k' `# S9 n
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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* F9 u8 _* v0 o. D6 J# r/ a5 vWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 z/ j; A m" U/ d8 }, e m
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up( J7 \) _8 b! h7 m" x2 g
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.' F6 ?: X% f+ ?/ t) _
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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) `* n1 K- l( x) p% q- P9 l1 r5 ~# IWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and/ X: ~) u' S- J6 C
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
( @) W: E8 I) @4 pask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."# N. l# u% a0 O: H( _. B' z
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' |) U1 f2 F8 m1 K7 {# ^And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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