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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I" R% b$ d. p) V' }( A+ I0 r
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was" R- R3 {: e. M% O" u! Q/ I+ c3 O
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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) v) `6 i$ V( ~; I SMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very# K/ f {0 o) ?
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and' B- i9 t6 i9 i
committed my life to her sister.6 R* S' A, T$ \8 V# z
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4 {6 [8 _/ v+ f4 W/ D T" _ tWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She9 {+ ^9 v' [0 m4 e1 ^! P+ r
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing$ F+ Q0 H# N5 M: E
outside, all clapping!
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7 C8 M% D2 B: VWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
& C9 v! G5 F0 E0 jsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't, u c5 \! o2 _% a2 }: \2 m
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."4 _9 F8 j) W& G* i4 `) p
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