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1 K6 ?7 Z" S! t! j3 [I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I& c1 ]7 z7 {; Q9 C
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
* F% u' H8 }( Q1 conly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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0 p0 B) X. E, Y2 Q' R3 D6 t% YMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
6 o# E, m! a) Q6 u5 K- j# k$ ]tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 y( a2 F. T" N: X3 J* H) Z2 R
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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4 H( K8 K- c2 d, ewhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
+ t) Z5 |7 P3 z D6 L5 M9 M& yovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
; ?5 a7 d" u D/ h, U2 @committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She( U# b" B- W, ~/ x' G
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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* e8 z) ^, L4 E+ kWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and3 }4 P+ `& L$ K! I
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 t1 I. K0 x; S5 p' a/ X
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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