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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister." B. k$ k5 x9 J8 b  ?

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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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# W+ I+ G" T( w6 v3 g( O/ Kdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.9 }8 J- N( ^- I8 `* P

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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" d1 u' R  L' Z2 f, b$ r. @* U: k7 z
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she2 e# s5 g" G. Q1 c$ p8 a# ]: q
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't& o) e# `& ~3 T  M& ^
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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- E9 C& O  T% @8 ]7 pWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 v. l. Q  T2 _' n6 v" N0 X8 {' _% q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild1 l( {2 g+ {  C% Q
fling, just come up and get me."8 Z& V6 p( |9 q

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; F$ V) H8 N* I5 P. f7 b7 }# Q% jI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards6 Q& c2 n, Z* K: y' X
my car.
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outside, all clapping!
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' b& _. y9 n8 Q9 B4 ]& NWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
; f8 U+ ~- {; _. W0 T/ bsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't  g: ~3 B# k" F2 \1 Z
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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