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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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1 q: b7 [3 v7 t( [# }% rI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I" l$ M, x9 c! J
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was% ?; O3 H+ Q) z8 x
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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& g4 S5 F/ P8 |" GMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
/ R; I4 U- e: a5 Y! q9 p; `5 etight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
+ e0 Y, P+ n0 l7 L, G+ p' n0 ?6 P& a. ewhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be7 Y' ]& B7 i  V! z. {% h  A
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- q2 x  l9 d5 d7 @) @
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
* N$ R2 S2 B, s! rovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and2 A$ v( C8 V$ o7 _$ U8 |
committed my life to her sister.
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: L$ s0 J; Q" V4 N3 fWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She5 ?/ o# _! u8 C: O5 X
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and, M% Y  ^' j9 g; h# v0 V
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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9 i7 y* S1 Y' c. H9 r+ DAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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