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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I* G# T+ S0 d0 A7 }
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
( }1 k5 z1 |* k. t# m8 c xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.$ n1 V& X& D! ~6 o9 q
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 T( T; F8 x% c
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.' h! O) H/ U, p9 `; O) T3 t( ~
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come- }) ]5 }1 \. Z; [9 O6 {& n
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she7 W5 D$ X0 L P3 A" F# W
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't7 X+ z, Q% J2 `/ ]) H4 J7 t. A
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and( ~) Q/ L/ z! [& r+ B& T
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
7 W, q+ t0 J/ E9 K/ J3 {( Esaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
1 N8 ~1 `! l3 \- l4 q; cfling, just come up and get me."1 M4 d, @3 ?% b7 k
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% F ^5 u& c: \8 b' @the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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5 U& b3 Q1 |+ |2 E9 Q+ v! OTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
+ i8 Y- M( v6 P: W, t$ Q) @said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
# n3 }( c$ u! _$ A5 i! o5 Lask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."8 q2 p7 M f/ T1 [& O( S
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0 X1 ]( X7 T7 y a# L3 o' [And the moral of this story is: Always keep your2 b; j. e7 ?6 i" _
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