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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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6 T* g4 J1 r/ R/ @( ^7 F# [, {One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and, {. F6 ~& d( V, r6 Q e
committed my life to her sister.
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3 i: ~. U$ B6 |4 Q9 w( [+ sWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She3 C: F% R- z2 F( I( d0 {
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild, G) W: Y+ _; M+ M
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and, t( g' Z5 r' c) ~7 ~7 B6 n: ^
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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# P+ S6 Z: ~" q: x6 N9 \9 z: g# `And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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