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5 x+ X9 h4 q* B; v& R6 mI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I+ t8 q4 m6 d- i8 e5 X
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& m1 a, |0 w: n$ b* |4 |! B6 E
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
! F# L: P' Q0 Z+ atight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
7 ^8 ?8 h6 b$ W8 Y8 gwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
# Z* F& [1 k. ~) ^$ `% }" Q! a. ^ Adeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 p9 Z3 W" k8 V. P3 w! S. b
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come6 p6 \) l/ v( I( ^
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she# a$ y8 M7 X% V1 C: S
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't5 b! l7 @& n3 t( |0 I# l
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
! M: d# Q/ X, b+ W4 @) lcommitted my life to her sister.4 y, R- F3 j4 M" K
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She: P O. j% M# q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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% s ]/ \6 {( a8 H) eI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up. J0 Y# D; | W( H7 S7 t- m
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline v. c* h* c/ d' o+ \5 c
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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0 |) b3 c# C( a8 q2 ]To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
' l" o: @! Q: l0 W4 {1 ?7 Asaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
0 k7 H4 i; C. u2 uask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."5 U! [% E6 w, T+ w+ X5 A, v3 ]6 C
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F- w6 t4 T+ u2 a( Q5 U3 mAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your& M d& g2 Y0 t1 `# A; V: i
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