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$ {) f, g# m) w) F8 rI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I. B% {8 d1 T$ T% ]
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was e- d+ e$ G J4 ]" _- K- j
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.* i" W9 w& D, z1 f
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" V. G, H$ |! i$ `: uMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 C; J( x+ X# f* Z+ d
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down+ v5 H4 W5 V8 U, y% r H
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be3 a/ x% n! T+ l) `( T# o# G
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.6 U- A* D1 i: E. H* K& I+ ^
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 d* Z( |9 K" E9 h
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she( m" a! Z; X. T# w4 `' O
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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/ g/ Y) l. U. g2 G1 k3 aWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 }$ }, c; T* A
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild- W+ g0 ?0 r2 s
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up& D4 |3 d) [. f6 K- {
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
' e: a" @. E: Z; S$ y# Lstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
, F% A' N6 x# v3 ^5 m8 mmy car.
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' A6 V* g. H+ K' F" @! o% Y6 S7 z7 _To my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 ?0 h9 Y0 V- ?4 e+ r5 F. Z3 B
outside, all clapping!' Q6 I2 @' q5 [2 T* S
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
* O1 e3 Z$ `# }! a V+ p3 F- dsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
! \6 l. F5 t- \& b( E3 U6 J; Aask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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1 r' {+ |$ X# }6 J$ X/ CAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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