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6 ~; d$ c6 {$ \7 jI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I' @" ]0 `% ^: r. Z+ ]
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
1 B) D$ H0 L: f4 }! W' q5 e9 Vonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.5 ^/ X- V1 K7 h
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7 M5 e% ~' G2 n# x2 z' XMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 F2 N) Y# o. Z! Q5 r3 C4 l/ Rtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down9 H2 G2 P/ n9 e
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be3 E7 x! a/ C" s0 p6 u; P G
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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2 T, Z. ?# n6 ~' C3 tOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
4 H' R7 e7 Y! X& o6 zover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
, a3 t4 }0 g. L/ f1 jwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't0 K6 z; l6 J' M
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and: u( r: B& x0 A$ ?/ E
committed my life to her sister.
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8 p5 L" ]7 K% }7 l# x" IWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She& ^3 X& N, \( }) D) Z
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
1 {, b5 y8 `0 \5 L) d/ Xfling, just come up and get me."
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+ K& t' e3 o" v: @ NI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
- S0 D* _/ M3 k: w+ cthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
1 Z8 o! I) j# E/ m' v; o: Bstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
' s3 X7 a+ i% M8 t7 C' h1 A: g( mmy car.9 H+ s5 i0 E5 n# {
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
4 q. g8 l; L2 R- y; F% joutside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
& C; u2 r4 @2 O9 B0 V: @said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't9 x$ Y5 q* n2 i0 B' t: k
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."9 b; q- @+ y3 F5 ~# ^, J
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