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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I' C: b3 h' c& }! u. X2 z. T
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
. q% H& Q. P# R! ?/ I. Monly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.1 |# o, i, O6 T0 q5 ?. @# Z7 E
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% r9 I0 v) m, ]9 w0 rMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very- A! B H. z! ?' ^
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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, F9 @& D3 m8 K! z/ J( ^. rOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come' N. c' O& e) s. A% S
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she) Q8 d, K: y7 I, g a l' j. ?
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
; t1 H5 b- v% m2 q5 Z! T& Hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
3 V/ y; d" ?) d( x0 G2 ncommitted my life to her sister.& A- C r0 ^. G) r2 J
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+ i" D8 F0 q$ l/ k& Q+ m+ Y7 |Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 f' _3 a. Y8 ?% v
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
; _8 J$ M E- ~- M0 J2 G7 ffling, just come up and get me."
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0 D2 r+ q5 n- t0 m, LI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up, A3 b/ s/ z9 l: ]1 i$ P- s
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
/ o# H: e; q. w2 y+ b) ^3 cstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
/ d2 o, m: R/ W6 Imy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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' ?4 g5 R7 n: W9 U gWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and q3 s" p7 z* d: H
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't. B4 Q( _7 _! ]+ X! D
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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( O6 J& P( b% {2 D& {" b* G5 w3 ~And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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