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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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% E5 L k2 G! ~; R& HMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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# b3 ^( g3 I! SOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come. B) \2 Y) |: J, e( l+ A
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she8 |, P0 W" r K8 Y* I5 v" H; K
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
& Y' }. @' M! Y$ I1 |4 W3 Qovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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; N5 Y! d* b& @Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She, j6 h \; c2 o5 }" |' k6 @. b' a
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild0 B6 m# e }8 S' \) {( e: u
fling, just come up and get me."7 }9 V9 j+ f5 i
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 j0 w, ^% z' a3 e) [$ Q, Z
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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1 F) K# C5 A1 QTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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( a1 E% r/ K" `- }, S: z$ B) vWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
6 C7 W9 \/ Z2 S1 C3 a; Dsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
3 K0 ~: B C; J% H8 N; s; m Sask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."- O2 @6 y: O8 r/ s( o2 n& J
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