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% ^0 L' O( ]. RI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
. F; l' v9 g$ chad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
7 Q& o. _3 w9 b2 monly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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; Z! Y& e0 r2 ]$ X3 E& S1 IMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very2 K& z% a# w {% x) Z8 t/ |
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down$ Q( V! }& c* U5 w, h8 n
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 q6 N8 `5 N: I: U
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 `, T: e9 y! Z6 K; V
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/ @1 y9 M. x) P- k( SOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come1 }5 t8 I, J3 I( i( G& ]* @
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
" A- C3 E- B& `- g* I8 j2 b- Mwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- r/ Z! d+ B: X1 w4 ?
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
& q6 N1 Q4 n: v6 Esaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild% v# u# A( b4 Y: W: y' C4 W
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up- L: |5 u3 A6 B# i! P/ x& z# o8 x
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline/ E) t$ A$ q- _+ T
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards. ~! d. t; D) S0 i
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing9 ~; `. z% H7 y1 _1 _4 g
outside, all clapping!, M2 q: w( }' [: b4 S5 W' C
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! Z5 s& g( F8 E9 {+ mWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
6 X7 l0 C! G! p$ ^2 f7 nsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't, _' w8 v$ ~' o) x7 m. ]9 d
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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0 a5 f8 e( o+ M+ B* | [' BAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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