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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I N% g) | P% Q) P t
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was; r3 L% X( b4 T
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.7 I* s$ ]' f5 Z6 n
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very) @ m2 |5 U. |* U7 w
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down4 @$ b5 n' _2 ~& F
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be, O/ U1 ]# r. p) o
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come6 j, z5 S! z$ K4 R V1 i
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she6 g% i5 f/ G3 h7 y
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't) {' u! C7 U: p8 L3 f; }
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, h8 |+ x4 p( `% d* {; @6 d6 Ccommitted my life to her sister.
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% }. ?3 l" M: D: Z( EWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
% t7 k: t0 N. h s( ~said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild. f( p9 e6 s' ~( x8 F# H# @
fling, just come up and get me."- S. c: y" p6 `# ~
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 M: A2 o7 i: D: N
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
" a/ X1 a5 b6 j5 b) {straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
* v" L/ I" c: I* F2 e( E& v+ Lmy car.
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, |% D! I6 F& ]7 a0 PTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing" P5 G1 \, e9 L: w5 ?6 y
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' X' O; c8 w9 Z# NWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and; d# I* b; R. j) {+ y# a: o a
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
4 j$ x, H# b+ }7 ]4 \" Hask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."! E* Y( N1 h; q' D/ A# h5 b
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