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$ C0 V% ]4 R) e# dI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
5 L8 y) k5 Q% m; Bhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
: w: Z1 u: y3 B. A: w& Ionly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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2 q3 ~' R! B" l; [( @% S HMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very9 ~, p% W) B: K% U' v& z
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down9 r. ^( e* w1 Z1 R
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be- B M; K* X5 G% c0 L4 N
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.; p! E' X: U' w6 Z
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
+ r4 M. d. L0 @0 @over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
& @6 E; V5 r3 E8 M& ewhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
4 W/ t R; i0 H# a1 w, j7 Rovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
( |8 o/ s1 l7 m* q( k" fcommitted my life to her sister.1 v5 _3 K' r! N1 Z+ E! K
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
; ]. M8 m0 @# f( {said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
/ V H: ^7 u/ g9 h: { b/ ufling, just come up and get me."' b- d4 u5 F. k! Q1 D
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" e9 G' U# o, R2 y; {. v& MI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
* a* K+ r, ?0 x( Tthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline+ R' M6 n& B( R. B. S' [
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards9 m+ {1 c4 E V# W# ~; {( z
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing" Y% z% O& h) l6 q, V `, w
outside, all clapping!! p* i$ g H, G- O4 S
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
1 {' B9 ^! |; r0 b: G5 B8 Msaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
+ m6 O: o1 v; [6 w0 dask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": ~9 X h$ G8 D. m9 T! x7 c
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$ |1 L( U8 W. o1 C! CAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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