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. D. r J/ N+ F1 ]+ O1 O3 D, II was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
7 Q; A/ u( \6 thad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was6 A/ j0 ?: E- s. o2 N0 l5 t
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.# L f) w: ~) F9 r- o
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- u8 {: P( I( Q% J6 Z/ OMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& P$ ]8 V' Y* gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
; e& s3 _' v4 U; G V# i3 K: U# Iwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
, Z, c. ^6 `9 E+ G" u* t# \deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come: p: q" a( I+ P d' u% T
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
. Y" x" Y' I! V" A* x# ~# {' O9 Kwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't/ H+ P2 l: N$ q0 q# Q
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
4 e7 W3 a9 x! ?+ e; L' Tcommitted my life to her sister.
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( r; q) c1 F: ]: i0 [Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! \. y5 ^5 {$ Msaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
& C" D9 ]& [- E/ D, m, Hfling, just come up and get me."- L m4 X K/ P& L, a- k1 F
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+ V: i* w3 W: p- R5 N/ l* NI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up" Y! Y" k# H4 V A, @7 h
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline5 r+ @+ g2 Q/ R$ @: i
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing1 m' i. e& B" }) H/ t& E% J5 e" K
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
" Y) d* Z% t7 ~( D) x2 u9 wsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
. Y9 L4 G" k6 p8 F# j& Kask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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