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. L1 h) _+ j. {5 o4 d5 lI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 l* m* a0 |1 ~5 c5 D2 G
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
: S/ J, O; G( {: I% l" ]0 R) ~: Ktight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
; R4 w* @) c: awhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be" ?0 @: ?: R" Q& w# q5 L
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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; t$ {& ^. l8 u* O' w. Z2 ~' |4 rOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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3 V& v; W9 ~0 v3 Z' W' [! p! vwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
7 ^7 D6 t8 n3 a, y; v/ M8 H; Uovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and; Y7 o) m) @) T c9 K
committed my life to her sister.
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* W$ S: ^: l4 ^0 L0 IWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She8 Y; e6 Y( \5 Z" c4 d0 K" g
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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9 u4 T: d0 h5 J) u) Q6 xI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up3 }( b$ E* `) s5 t# P! g# m2 H: K) I
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; e8 o8 t- A/ f/ e* k1 W5 t& n# s( u
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and; T- ~8 p# a' a6 D2 U
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
1 x% h' p8 [3 H6 i; H6 N( Uask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.", d9 i* o6 F' _. N9 c, n* A% ^
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4 U" I; D/ M! |And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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