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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I% H: X+ ?$ y1 F& S6 O r0 M+ {
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was) K5 u# v$ ?: h; r4 y
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.: N" ^) o! q2 q3 |
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very$ g( ]+ q8 i; d& ^
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
4 S6 l- P& V: i! P: Mwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be, Y1 \! B4 H; p2 A' \
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.5 N! e; C9 C7 r) m5 X
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come# p; t" E$ ~* s( u3 p9 ^
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
. O' C, }5 ^( ^1 a; g5 A$ m7 E, vwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't% d/ Y1 t9 f& V* {* |% d
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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$ P9 ~& w* C" YWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
A; z- y4 Z1 Z u8 V, g! {said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild, D" K6 H7 ~' B: U$ g
fling, just come up and get me."3 ~( J- s) x( B' ?, `% A
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
3 [3 k8 n3 ^9 x U0 E* sthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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w& A/ }5 \3 _$ C" B7 x* Nmy car.
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8 h) t' i& o4 Z( @0 d. A/ ETo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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: W+ n \7 d5 C$ C/ u+ Z, c! G. A' zWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
9 _1 E: |. G+ x; }" Q5 b2 G1 U$ Csaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
; i# d* w9 ]' `' H; \ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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