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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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& ^1 p" Q: [: k; G( R' j& c/ bOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't% O/ i/ l& x+ H! S1 E& |
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and( h- w7 f5 y# t
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline+ ] a1 V W/ H/ D
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards1 L+ _8 e1 G5 z
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& x9 j; E7 M, u5 O% c3 k- n \To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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; _; b. ]/ |6 S7 M1 [With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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