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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I" J; v0 O H& ]9 p V) {# Q7 |2 b
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was; S& Y$ Y6 [1 {2 V8 X2 E( G
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. M% e: \5 ?. J6 T: _: j
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# ~9 z @0 V5 p" Z9 Q, w+ i/ S. A/ g- SMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very# b+ _) m; Q1 n& _6 o4 E& Z
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down" d0 f4 e [+ @* d, q7 W
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
5 z' l) i" F- ?( b( ~deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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* y7 n* p# j5 \One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
/ T6 n1 J! a$ ^: w! uover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
/ d5 [7 N1 j9 A+ h7 T* Mwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
- b) [# P) y# d% oovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
' i2 L: t3 C. q Y l) zcommitted my life to her sister.7 `& _( w; {+ ]
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2 J' ?( X( p v9 ~1 DWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
/ ^$ x6 a% P2 ^! [0 y$ t! ~said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild6 A0 a- x0 m* C3 A9 a: h
fling, just come up and get me."* d& |* W. l& v( g5 } r+ U
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4 @5 X1 R2 X8 pI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up& ] C/ o& J& [1 ^6 V- l% ~1 I
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline0 o4 U' P2 B6 O0 g, ]$ u" i
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards- \5 l" _$ \# R/ j# W K0 ^* e# Y
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing9 ]- |: l, n3 P5 R
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and; H& \3 M8 v% G0 v
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't3 b! i+ c# [4 i2 I: f
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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, u1 z: e" ]& P" Z" }) zAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your! n; G% M/ F, F* U B! w" Q" C
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