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; Y# X3 U: i! m) b7 O6 r- ]: `( g' zI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
% i4 o6 A# f5 I$ u2 chad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
3 M6 H! B8 y( [ ]' g" conly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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7 f3 v4 u9 S4 T8 p9 D* TMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very [: p+ [+ ^; p0 i
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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1 }# s+ p$ m% s, o# @deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come; k: |) u6 B- A3 B( K
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and; O, c; h6 B# k" l) m
committed my life to her sister.
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( p9 x3 y$ y- e; J2 G9 W* TWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
. T: G/ q- F$ {: n& N6 ?* V# Psaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild0 [+ m+ Z3 B- D$ n
fling, just come up and get me.": W% d- S1 n0 y0 f
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
$ N, j b2 _+ G9 n, Lsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
C3 c) V9 g4 F0 |+ ]/ Vask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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