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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I" A, T9 v1 r( z; a6 _. ~% w
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
) v: H! J3 N% B! ponly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 |$ U+ S% W$ O% Y1 }+ ttight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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x( K4 e1 u% e, `/ ]7 ^One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
6 }! b' L, F; govercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and" [9 }/ R5 i' n
committed my life to her sister.
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; l. @8 }! d' `4 A2 I% c- m& tWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
+ u! C! Y+ i+ w: qmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and6 D# W1 k" B- X, ]8 V
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
+ K$ d9 q$ ]# _8 L6 v! uask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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: k: K, R* c/ R2 y( p5 l; l" kAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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