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/ p G# |. Q% C# aI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I2 F q/ E( E2 P/ x; a: M" U" z0 J5 o
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was5 ?( T/ o0 F1 K( e9 P0 X
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very T7 D0 ~5 w7 S# h
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down/ C8 q* I% ^: B6 S9 L' @8 F9 v
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be5 @$ W6 B' Z9 @
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.5 Q1 X, J1 ^. m. E& }
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! k! ?% H- }( c; M3 ]! r* nOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
. Q0 D3 J' J9 Y; I5 Tover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
2 f7 ?4 Z T/ Q0 D: _5 {whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
, R2 k. h% `# `* W$ @overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 ~# I& f9 s' N- g8 N
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
; E: {0 Q, T1 G7 ?& asaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
' y5 L( n& h# R& q+ C9 x q( tfling, just come up and get me."/ c1 C2 \) @. O4 K
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( l" N1 }+ D h( m8 Y: X) |I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
7 E, i% p1 J# Z. \' othe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline! K! x, ~; R8 y
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards4 \' c5 H4 _9 r8 d4 b/ b' \
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 d( V3 k9 E4 O+ \3 F
outside, all clapping!8 i1 D4 ~' a" M. l& k: A9 ]2 N
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9 S- c" ?. |7 Z8 _" t$ o! zWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
1 g- |2 W2 ~* z& p# s3 f- }said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
- k5 w5 p N0 S* d/ S1 ~8 Zask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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