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8 X( I5 E* n$ ?7 T. {3 w# OI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I V: D" ]: d9 X8 J2 A
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
3 A" b$ y0 {) yonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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) P; L1 _$ ^* XMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
h3 Q: ~1 V0 C! e" T& ]tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down4 k U5 Z7 y! g5 X
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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6 d4 O1 P5 U% ^2 K: M* G2 e- X7 }One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
2 g, B+ s, O- K" i# R$ ^) b/ ?over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she; Y; }4 \; d# s4 m( L4 }: G' I
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
) O2 s# \8 i% z) Zovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and1 d/ m3 t4 m" P# Q
committed my life to her sister.6 s Z* @& F# h" {4 X( L! ]
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4 p6 @8 |4 w6 T- L: U* Q* x: W; oWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
6 k0 n% \& ]9 r. u. U' r2 Vsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild7 |# D# j3 E" ?7 R
fling, just come up and get me."3 Z2 U6 ~( B& n# R/ q
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# [! m. P3 k4 }" |' ?8 x+ m6 Z: [I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up& ?3 p0 a& c3 i1 O
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline. y3 Z g" Q1 @: N, h' M
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing0 u( `% S6 G/ w$ Z9 L% z9 T% z( s
outside, all clapping!
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9 h: {8 }/ L0 r/ ^With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
5 {6 P# y3 A' z) dsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- k! u/ ?; W& H2 h8 q
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."( i! V9 H& q9 D7 t7 j* d R
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8 Y* t8 G4 c0 O% fAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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