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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.3 \ z) ^1 h/ U* U
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very& ~" t' ?2 Q. j7 c; {
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 K8 m3 ^1 z& i5 h+ J
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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' c1 J0 _& _: ? fwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ C; }' k% I8 f# t: w3 J. [
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards1 l8 s; p6 @/ G) _7 B* @3 `3 W
my car.3 K" w9 M, {% m1 P1 g) k; q
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and' c$ a% [# G, Q
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't% T- E2 k8 [1 n
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."+ |. G! \. t' S6 T+ Z3 c7 r# @
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5 K0 @2 \8 q5 PAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your4 R+ a( [7 w: Z& ^$ ?0 F
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