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6 \4 q. B S j# lI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
7 t" _0 }) l1 O9 ahad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
/ a4 t3 z; j* A2 h1 Jonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.; Q4 T) B1 j6 }5 x
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very/ q) H7 ^3 r8 H+ h3 Q
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.6 I: \$ k% H* l
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5 R; t; U3 O, A. Y" V# COne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't' ]7 J5 K1 J4 ?2 v$ h3 m% Y
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and. i6 z: _) l- H6 V. F( S8 h
committed my life to her sister.
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, L8 I8 x+ T' E: X+ _8 tWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She" o' I9 P3 M# U5 X+ B; T& Y
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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( w ~+ g1 M0 h2 ^4 P. GI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up0 P" w* H) T3 d7 h! I
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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$ e- e5 s- q6 }! v, X3 `- p+ kTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
; H7 D1 i, N( z5 c6 o# koutside, all clapping!" ^% v% ?' t- t! A9 o! J
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( y; }# l w& l" f1 q/ ^. ?& I: y5 S0 `With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and6 \1 \8 T: h2 F$ L1 y6 a5 B
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't E2 R+ T/ @6 m$ J3 {- m" X
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."* y, i- g$ |" ~! ]( K R
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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