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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I; `. d5 N( O% H4 D$ I( _9 d' O
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
9 F5 d2 i" L) e: H% p$ S8 Qonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
- w1 n- O2 T6 J' Y0 G. Htight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# \1 d! \" d3 K4 x7 gwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be( |5 _& W+ Z" C
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.% O3 o- K( w; o0 m5 T" X
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.6 U3 w; h, z6 L9 o
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2 U# o& z; y* d- c; k" w% HWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She2 H# I, Y* L9 a& |- v6 _: ?
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild- j$ \ j% H1 R
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up( g* W0 S3 a9 G n5 k9 V* g; d
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline! }- Y) h; T; d! j9 T
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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# Z3 B# ~( t" r* NTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and$ G) }' H, N( o, U0 u: g+ U5 K# Q
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- A* V, |; u& Z, i
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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