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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 T- W2 y2 T# G. g2 _
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very i; i& @' H# p, @9 U
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! u+ R, b9 m! L" w( z" L! ~5 o
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, p+ k, x. N8 Ncommitted my life to her sister.
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: n% d1 i/ Q5 d. C. \) Y2 o/ xWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
' g5 T/ _( Q% a3 v8 H/ ?3 G1 hsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
1 ?( ^6 G& V1 v; F% U7 C8 Kthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline7 e# z) l3 J7 R C
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards# ~, h+ N* N4 H' ~
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7 K. R0 r' L' q+ b! \- iTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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1 g, n9 N8 G7 }( D, Y* OWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
P5 I. f6 Z% o" w: x! ?2 \. l asaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
: [% A* c# x4 O" Vask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."+ O1 M2 r) ` \8 N* r$ S: ?3 J: q
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