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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
2 g! e; ?- N; D1 v7 Lhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
! q) C# H: b! S/ V: l8 ?only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.$ r- S4 K8 o/ {- g$ ?- X
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/ ]8 k, {/ y; f- O5 `. t7 b3 uMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
3 p' D2 p* |+ P5 S U3 v3 P" v- gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# D p7 G# @: D$ y9 ewhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
) e! a+ r3 y; Ndeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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1 K1 X4 G+ ^; c% ]2 n: i4 |One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come5 v) E! X: i; W) F! e# }
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 w$ D- w% x9 J+ E) Hwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
, L. e: k5 d0 t) k% n3 K: ^! aovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
5 W6 Z! H' N1 {6 Y& B2 vcommitted my life to her sister.2 U) H. y) Z% [( I) V6 [6 ~0 X
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2 |6 ~6 y3 Q6 d$ Z* zWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
6 }3 d7 N$ y' B: p& Z, msaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild( G* U" K; d! F2 j ~
fling, just come up and get me."
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( i n( }. C" U, k% `: K2 MI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
' B, H: J6 B" z/ bthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
& j7 {* H9 r1 Q1 `) Rstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards" r1 j6 q3 m. i
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and" D" h* |5 N* ^ u
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
) Q+ a) l5 [3 Z3 q0 ?1 v2 Bask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."% `0 V& K: z, w" a! Y6 {; y6 L+ |
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