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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.( @1 n/ R8 f7 U/ e L) H
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very. M. {1 K# |# @# i: l
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down6 C( A Z9 c# y7 a" E3 \2 W6 M
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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5 O$ Q5 ^. m& w' p2 O" _) dOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come1 Y- H/ ]) C+ T$ w5 v8 `
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."! {/ j8 q3 T6 a$ w( d
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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* C! _3 C1 Z* q. {' ^: K% xTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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( f$ b) ^7 W O( [With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and2 ^7 F% a- r8 Y
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't, _4 s: [: K6 m, S! r8 ^- }
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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. I+ `; @7 ]0 FAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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