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e8 p( e1 p# l5 N. o" xI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
3 i5 N+ h2 m9 e2 S/ f( yhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
- `! }9 x5 B/ R0 R7 u* Fonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.8 E. O V! ?. L& Z0 L* s: ^
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She* m2 j$ N& h# A- D
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing& F4 M; J7 ^$ V, s/ v# m6 o* g, Y
outside, all clapping!
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8 I8 @. D, Q% ?9 mWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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