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) r' U S5 z6 d) Y8 _3 i' Y5 nI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I% l4 I7 U, j" |5 T6 e$ O) `
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, c6 v; U* ~2 T- r" R: ?& y
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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O! w ]4 c" iMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 _6 X: B' {) y c5 etight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
( J/ f( D, Z" g, ?4 o" i- nwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* W S- Z# ^! k8 ndeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come- m, M w8 u/ M$ a2 d2 J. h2 y$ C
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
* t; P' n" _' lwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
! C$ h+ H0 m Fovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 ~% B9 ~, X: {4 q0 s8 D1 C+ b% X
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
. z1 p D' O$ D1 J- y* \7 _said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild3 h$ l- q0 k5 H
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
$ b6 L6 w$ y" c. dthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline9 ^* Z+ O4 w6 e: w
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards I! U/ I- P2 [" k( T [
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing) g5 {+ D, F! e: v1 ?) m4 j! J
outside, all clapping!
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' @; x( R' e( e0 v5 bWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ D$ q: g' Y; p& E2 I7 }; d' xsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
, I$ p. G2 M) }# e7 Bask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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& S% `+ j2 G+ i" _# \5 D' G- V( C6 s# tAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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