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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE WEDDING TEST6 ~6 U0 N# P0 P. _4 I, d3 l- U
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very4 x" w) u( {# s  c( b6 s
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down( [1 f( h" _1 ]- z* q- d2 ?4 [
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be6 P2 |* O  d& n# {
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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5 F* ]" U- @, }' P7 O' W% dOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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6 r9 C9 }9 ?* Ewhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't) V5 N) Q- J7 V7 c9 e& M% k
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: ^: V$ @* O5 P5 K2 i1 dcommitted my life to her sister.
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' `+ k" q! {* b% j0 M; Q8 tWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ @$ S/ Q, [) {7 ]! g
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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( R5 f* ?* k+ h; ]2 B2 r* xI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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3 l4 M' U! {  A4 U$ @% e# M: z8 XTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing: e, `( F6 H# `4 l
outside, all clapping!
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: }! K! H, ^3 c- qWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
- A- s% p. d1 w2 S4 _. Tsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't" F. Y, V' v( m" `) g! `
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."  v8 {9 z0 r3 c6 i* A% l
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- M, _  ^2 b( {" MAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your: O- d1 v0 q  E% l6 p. a# K# W$ `
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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