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$ Z2 ?& A! `1 X1 c; h+ H [I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I4 ^& |7 \/ @: [, r$ S+ b
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was( ~, G/ N U9 f# B9 k$ g, _
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, k7 y' }9 u3 [0 V3 p2 [8 N
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down7 ]9 m2 s9 F$ _
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be0 }7 T% M* `1 }2 i' c) T7 B
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- K5 t) |% j9 C- |! i. R1 G
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: |4 `& T( v1 U& lOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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' x+ m$ L+ p; g% fwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
+ R! e& X1 H8 y9 wovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 s6 A2 t. X& r+ r- u
committed my life to her sister.
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& g9 r! T$ s$ \; A% i( R5 o/ _Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She. P0 j" j3 n+ m, e; U
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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: F; d( \' s0 Z4 iI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
, L( q. @$ r9 p* h7 Kthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline" O; H0 Q- k- t( z( F: E
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing- a- h; M/ p5 W$ R2 e; x
outside, all clapping!
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& m: c0 a2 v7 y/ IWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and# A$ ?5 b) {% Z! N- x
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't2 P$ z6 z! U) s6 R$ o* b: { p; t
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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