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0 U1 [* \7 x* z0 x& kI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 l% A, o Q$ l h) y% S! ^; U& g
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
: k: @1 a5 Y2 Q# D i+ A% donly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 c6 W& u* Y7 m* Z$ B* _
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
$ c4 ]8 s% p; _tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
# n" n) v0 [' K1 n4 T& ]over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
4 c, H- h+ h! A) e% b. Xwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't1 ?; P& Y5 D: [& ^
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and- k6 M. b: c# z) E0 ?
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She9 ?: ~& t& r4 n* ?% h$ }8 W
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild- d5 _" E/ K. x$ h# R7 a K X" j
fling, just come up and get me."# I, Z& S6 V- D* [
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up' d) x: r: L0 N2 [2 S; i, e+ w" P
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.9 }: K! _7 i- b4 {6 U. N' _2 G
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) b: O9 q/ A: z9 w4 mTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
3 k9 L4 t# A7 h' _$ A8 Z+ y9 e" usaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( [/ q g2 t6 _$ e1 A& t
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."- y. g# F2 A* |
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