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: r; S$ a- K, K& oI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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% u3 t$ h' t/ y% ~/ AMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very2 n! b1 h" F& e) C
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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! |8 N) x. ?- z6 L8 tOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She2 v* @% u) k+ }) f9 f1 w
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
t1 A' `& C( g4 ffling, just come up and get me."
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" C3 {! ]1 J$ o t/ dI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up% k; K5 `( t# `$ o7 |: S
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
4 ?2 ~1 y, r6 X \; \) Rstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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* K* j9 `5 d5 NTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
) a/ |' d& w7 m! {9 P$ _outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
1 Q( [: j( }+ X4 b: @said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't. t8 J3 u- s& [- N5 l% }
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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