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! _- O) x/ w& n7 h2 ^I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 |+ Z3 ]5 |/ k* K
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was$ b3 H2 ^$ f7 t$ F8 k3 ?
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.+ N. \( |0 Y9 m
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& b' n6 M' U! m) I* [1 p) ]9 r- tMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( k2 G7 `* F+ a9 m* I5 _- s& Wtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
( ]6 l5 @4 Q1 k% O- O p. ^6 zwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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6 K2 s' q1 K% pOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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3 |5 w3 B' r z0 w0 Z( c+ Q# fWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She3 g `' N% R5 _# L' N4 y5 u9 H
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild# z+ v) d! }9 X% a( e
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up/ r; P( d1 E4 s. x5 K
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
) A9 o( Y2 A# f/ fstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
1 ^% A U4 ?/ C6 G0 X% _my car.. E" d9 C' t5 `$ Y* A. b5 n" ^
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% U, m- y' W5 n: j; sTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing- i- ~* a1 S6 n- b
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
P% u- l4 o3 A2 l0 c9 Vsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
5 p* b" F( @( r7 j; Uask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."' S% |7 } N2 L* y
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* n& R2 t# Z' EAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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