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* W% V- x7 V: I: X! T& `+ LI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
0 @( e6 Q1 S9 k3 T) i8 Hhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was7 P: ^! {/ \' a& v4 r+ K) \9 `. }
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.( _0 w, u8 N( y% I
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2 P2 M9 q: }6 m3 J* V1 i2 v- w2 X+ B" fMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 `9 ~% u9 a" I9 E1 K
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
8 i( w- t2 n) D/ ?9 t7 @when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
' E$ f! M5 I9 e& F& q( i7 |deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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5 t& X. B4 V6 W6 n; x7 o) P0 b$ fOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
! E0 ~) K8 @( v$ }over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she2 _8 ^. e6 y. ~
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
8 U7 j( t/ v }2 novercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
4 c: ?; T/ U* a( `7 Q. Q& {% Icommitted my life to her sister.+ _4 r& z: a" @; y, `4 n
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3 ~( c; h# |% A; |9 ?Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
1 j3 K f2 p; t2 ~, o( nsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
1 o& S! B, F& X/ |) j. Nfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
d; o# q3 x; ]5 X, i# [the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline3 q7 i( k- @, ?, r+ B! j
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
* M& j" _0 a2 S8 y [- k% Umy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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+ |9 k+ ~5 p0 y" k2 xWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
6 r5 D2 ~% p0 C, g) V" y$ usaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't/ P* x. ?( R6 g7 x* _" x( L' S* s* `
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."9 X3 v+ Z! N! m: _, H9 |) V
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