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% _" ^* J2 D! R" L$ LI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 d" D0 c" H1 E! F8 X8 f4 r8 p
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
0 B( p$ N; M% [# W( I# y- ?only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very$ v4 I8 l+ x, F# C9 ]8 @! d% F0 g$ k
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
`" J' Y$ O9 d2 s% Hwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be; P- M+ w4 t |
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 h; J; m, D6 U8 N, s& H! z
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come# i( S* Q# W% O* K$ X# W0 g" j! h: t
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
) l! g' g% p$ x( W1 Fwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- {1 }# L7 J/ V/ |0 _0 z
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and; m( i! k; w) W$ ~* H) A
committed my life to her sister.: D" M9 }* a4 P+ J- J( i9 `8 W
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 \1 l9 E" O+ j! Q E
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
5 |. X8 U: x3 s% P4 Gfling, just come up and get me."4 s+ e T- O3 u, t& i' o5 e$ a
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up \; Z& E4 ^2 K9 [7 ?
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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* N5 E: ~/ ~% F! z, vTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing8 n/ g9 w- \& M
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
2 n% ~* @6 ]; D$ i+ C7 x d) t% u) usaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
8 c3 X& t. |( _% zask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."6 o- @+ v; W1 a' N0 o
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1 ?( K P5 D( \9 p4 G! RAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your) J" M2 Q. ?. K8 D& q
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