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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST: U2 U6 n6 g9 c, b6 ]
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I; i3 S9 b, j4 x' c
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, W, L; j. n& P0 E1 y: f
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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3 W5 T) K0 G# p# W  q) U3 LMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
/ P+ U6 ?$ t& {9 L  W* btight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# M6 H% c% v# Lwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
/ l3 \4 M# Z" O9 e  [deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 M' K& [+ u/ Q

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  ^- f) N; @8 wOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come% ?# s% P1 r# H9 `
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she- ~! N0 n% ?- y6 f+ `4 Z4 O% O
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't& Q6 r6 d6 f( }. L: K# d! o
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
7 y( P% {. f7 F9 Ucommitted my life to her sister.) V) g$ R. C! {; v( X' C4 l  h; }

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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
% }: i' M# F$ Y; Tsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
5 B- P5 l9 w6 O9 p) pfling, just come up and get me."
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5 I0 m# x  I' U6 \I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
" ]3 @, W8 m. Nthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
0 O/ Y  P7 v; S- W. Qstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
3 _7 W+ d! ^* ], F( a# W0 Mmy car.; F  Q( G$ B* f. a* ?

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$ K3 e+ x$ N8 G  ]: P7 C* WTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
7 I( ~$ Q3 K1 }outside, all clapping!  n& _5 j$ D( m4 y9 R+ {

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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.", b. y. z% m0 @
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  s5 a5 ]4 r0 b0 |1 aAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your* H3 O, [) |) M! }, B
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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