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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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" j) |5 c4 e+ ]only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.2 n. ?* J" Y( M0 }, a6 s; o; j0 n' |
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, [: @$ h2 P- j" t& sMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very+ ?1 b8 s8 L, Q
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down" h; n9 e. {! [* F
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be7 \+ a, u9 C+ j
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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5 G* b7 _: {# q$ BOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't N0 a; q- U+ {8 ~
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
4 ? Z/ n. B' ?. ?$ [committed my life to her sister.' E6 o* \. J+ r9 Z; I+ A' ^, N6 A: J6 \; e
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She5 z" B: H3 |' u/ ^: \+ ]6 j) F
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild. {! |# D! R/ t5 s
fling, just come up and get me."* o; L# F3 ^8 B4 x
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+ n) s4 q& x2 u( e$ \! ]% SI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up: r+ a4 j6 d1 o. {
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline- F- R: K3 V5 ?4 `% t V4 e
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
0 u4 A5 v$ B# x/ tmy car.
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& o/ J. n/ ^& G: I7 nTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and) C# r b9 \/ G( g/ k
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't6 O$ d* z4 P9 R' [# `+ @8 I
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."4 n. y* L. \4 @
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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