 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
$ a7 L$ O! T) M8 v+ v# o: H7 d' O" I$ E3 y1 A0 Q0 T0 G: t
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
1 J0 L* e: k) O( K' whad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
! m& T% G2 [% F; ?3 vonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.- @. t3 V, U& Q, {- X: q
+ }) E- Q# \! E# A2 L5 A' N% g* i
: C9 K/ @7 A) X2 }5 v$ _+ {5 e
6 v. Y8 |5 m! n$ @' a* }My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very0 a* @+ _: \4 y3 r/ n, q
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
3 t0 o- K' O6 N/ Pwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
/ g) c) S; K: k! D m5 @# Pdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
$ k f: m {; d1 z1 O; C1 C& b, n# k: r- s, C) F
, {, b- N2 v# f, W5 v3 E* i4 p
& K( t' Z$ h% M+ B4 r+ Q$ g1 t
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
$ J. Q1 }) D/ X/ H. i0 h! i( e3 _over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she* h* s. \! E2 q$ ]3 W# m/ h
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't! L: I! C7 e) h0 ^
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and5 ?! x' y8 O) ^1 C0 v
committed my life to her sister.7 \5 H8 N \4 @% M( }& Y' R1 R
- c7 ?$ o: B; m3 u1 s8 |* I% o
1 p( G/ R% G) a$ ]
# _6 v8 U; u, m% @! m! \
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
6 J4 e- S" g9 k# h! isaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild2 l0 Y& R; j7 s, C, a6 ~( Z3 w
fling, just come up and get me."! K6 [' n# @2 n9 ^: D9 H, t
, `- H/ B0 ?' f4 ]( `
( C6 f; A4 _, L1 [ E$ j5 F! n: ^
: R4 P7 m' x2 B- g( o& Z0 ~( D% hI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
* H8 x! T- e$ u7 O5 a- h& l9 }) uthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
2 c% I8 a: J% A9 n: o1 C& ^straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards a2 b7 W3 I+ ], y
my car.: S2 g: b5 K6 V0 X1 ]
# a$ I. `( k% K: g/ ^5 \- p7 t6 l- g) a
) O( b: I& ^' I
To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
7 ]3 }5 C9 ?5 `; G, A5 Foutside, all clapping!
$ r# k4 s7 w, Z, m e2 I! v( _0 p2 q# J6 J4 r
. @1 s) w; B: D% g# ^8 ~8 t0 p0 [( s! W5 |
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
# b9 z/ f0 M. I1 R6 s' usaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't$ U! q b1 Q0 x; m
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
8 x# f/ t7 f; X# r' d( t( p! a' _& `) |" U
: \ @' K" g7 W1 U0 q- L3 N+ Y- N2 ?- L* G1 n# o
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your" c& w6 `% d. H N5 N0 T
condoms in your car. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-25 21:34
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-25 21:47
