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5 o: Q a# |- a6 LI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I$ |) j' p! A/ {8 y& n& w
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was% z& ?: B2 X" H1 \
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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! ?& g, M1 ?/ q- H! ZMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
" X" n# s0 Z$ N! r0 g: s8 [tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else., |% t# `! T- R7 u6 P* ~: E
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$ i: A, V+ v4 c) LOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
9 ]) m1 V$ z k$ X2 V) n1 wovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
d1 d$ t0 _/ v- f# |committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."( P z X/ K0 ?9 {) \1 r
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ I# \& T& ]' n6 ~- ]0 {
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
$ e8 t3 o- P' wstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
9 J! [( \- d, h, P' G0 omy car.
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/ {3 L; F6 o; e! s- B0 DTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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9 M! b) w* D5 }, AWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and" Z# J) k$ |. l
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
2 N. X+ A4 `. c+ U ?ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.", u5 u9 b7 d4 S( N9 _! u; W3 x
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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