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! v# r& _ Q9 A9 a/ TI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I6 c+ e. t5 a+ q/ F
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was# a6 A& ^! A2 a9 L9 D2 f. V' N. K! P
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 h; f& {" M0 f. h% f4 v4 |5 Htight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down6 T" B& G% Y" P9 w1 _
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be% S+ ]8 d( w6 ` t; C& d( C
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't9 {% a( H1 p" d( t) ?
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and' o6 P$ g! l; v! s$ x8 U9 p L
committed my life to her sister.# V# i: X! p7 U E
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# K' \. g5 Y- g/ A5 ?0 vWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
" g9 g, |6 Z% Bsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
' P) R5 n, S9 L$ V6 k8 v ^- ufling, just come up and get me."! A1 `/ J. x4 n" F! R7 z
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
+ ^8 w6 ?- @! e4 Wthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
5 b# i5 d& { E& K& nstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards; ^6 b/ R [3 C7 h; p8 N
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9 m; B* o7 t1 p* _; Q. H& BTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing1 [/ ^& I0 s8 F
outside, all clapping!
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0 [1 s/ V' D; Y5 I( U. D3 Q& Y% CWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
5 y" k9 W/ Z5 U6 n7 U5 b7 Dsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't/ r/ [. {5 d6 D$ `7 p
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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