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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
( W) ^. d+ L7 {: n- }7 Q0 d4 bhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
5 D6 Z* d; s: i0 J9 ionly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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9 x: q! K$ i7 R# c9 h; [My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very* r8 ?; m- `' L2 g# ]! S
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down0 O: S' w9 E8 J8 O. w
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be% u3 w8 b% @- \: B
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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; @4 O' {- H; n- `One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't, u" u1 v* s" ]' U
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and" v! e" W( F% D$ o* q
committed my life to her sister.& |! \' `7 J& ~ W' q
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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7 q& `6 N1 j. v- L9 _5 @' H KTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
5 B. K# T/ U! E4 ~' hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
8 T3 q# P1 _' C- x& n+ U/ hask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."5 u: R( A7 z1 b/ ^# m+ F ^# k
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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