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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I" T4 U6 i' A6 i4 K0 A
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was9 e0 z: r4 M1 \2 ~. `0 z
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.' p- y/ y$ z, P
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: z0 L" A9 N6 p; n
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# F; Y! G) B0 u3 Mwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
8 s/ ~8 q8 G" w' G1 O' @6 o4 J0 mdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.# r; j) V0 I8 D& N+ r
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1 I* j6 A$ Z$ \, jOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come0 p% i2 f+ X" m- {
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she8 j" k& {& U" \0 u" [' q! i7 [
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
6 h) d2 s% n- t$ y: U+ bovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and" p$ ~ |9 f* d6 c% D
committed my life to her sister.; N# p7 ~5 j s" y& s4 G0 X
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& i8 z. m/ [) Y) O8 t7 `Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
" j+ o8 J1 k8 f I; R* U: nsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild& [7 o+ t: L, N) Z
fling, just come up and get me."0 s1 ?$ [! ] }1 ]6 J1 r
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; \4 \3 H* J4 ~" \+ o FI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
' D) M+ u4 C4 _: Hthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
# ]- Z1 c! t% k* Estraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
w0 l2 g; j) Pmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing+ u2 R6 ~: m( @" I- b
outside, all clapping!% o5 S5 g4 A' j: I( R) |
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
6 y/ e# I( E7 |# Asaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
( }4 z F: E) b. L/ Wask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."% K9 W; {: ]. E, d
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' `! f( y* Y6 N' ]And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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