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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I& k3 ^$ `* @0 w( K' ]
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
U, L# H. Q3 A4 ~5 r5 Donly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.& w9 C L2 a y; K! Z$ R5 k
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, ` g$ M) y2 oMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
: W2 t& C$ ?4 o! ktight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down3 M3 h q8 k1 b
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
$ D1 @! t3 C+ m: `) E q8 v8 Qdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.& Z, ^; R# G7 J) x
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$ e+ B Q2 O; g6 oOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come5 o' X5 z! p9 h% t! w$ u, t) D9 D2 ]
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she7 B! e$ J$ ]# w! _
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
% Z7 T" s* b$ E* x$ d! c6 Aovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
( |+ Q" O% b# A A4 R; Ecommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
+ ~# x% W+ i `/ ?% qsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up4 l" [; d& O1 Y% ^- D- E
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ [# P$ L$ x) @- [$ N! m0 ~7 @+ u
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
0 J5 a) E$ z. }3 \2 ]my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing) }7 G7 s8 |& D9 {, }. ~1 P
outside, all clapping!
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9 l0 d! `) [9 I- V! F oWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ P# v/ c* o! C5 m! Vsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 d2 j9 q6 f* |* X
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."; s3 m# X! q# @& Y- b) n5 {& [
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