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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 p- H) T9 K! } V9 T! t" k9 G6 W
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" h% B; V1 W- I8 B* m6 Y/ d& q/ F8 aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
# i$ t6 m& c- h, u( a: b0 Ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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, y, E* |( N0 p$ [: IOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come/ K' K( i, B) k5 L- h5 ?$ }
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and4 z7 c' o6 o" v6 b, H9 l0 e$ ^
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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. J: T5 \" z' j+ HI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
8 }( U% X$ Y9 D2 h" qthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline" E2 V, D5 v3 ?. z( d0 Y; D P8 H$ v
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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- e0 k- `3 F7 |& C% U- J C: K, tTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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0 r R6 D k6 A" T3 Z- y0 S" BWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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