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1 Q4 t- Z) A" d$ T% BI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
# f; c$ Y% V/ U. {* }had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was) [- [' U- {% {7 N, F0 y! n
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. d3 W i2 l3 e+ u
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( v- V' s% u. `& ]; R- ~My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
]# M6 A5 t8 q( y2 N) a1 I5 B$ ~tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down/ S: V; h$ ~# _% }! F% H
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
; I: [" J) K) _deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.6 c1 f* E0 L6 D! i
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come4 K- M v+ W7 G9 c5 U: x
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
+ P* N4 \+ }) L3 s8 Z* ^whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
4 X. ` W9 s' c" Wovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, e3 T5 R% b) g% ccommitted my life to her sister.
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L2 [$ \& x/ ^/ `6 [0 m/ HWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! L. J$ c; A. c H5 esaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild3 I* N8 H# M! q# I
fling, just come up and get me."2 M5 G! S C4 _9 k5 \/ ^
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 a' w' K2 a& _7 h9 X
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
7 b& Y8 A$ z! P$ w8 ?( w( p& mstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
- a$ Z C" F' A- a- A8 ^my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing5 W+ K* C7 `- g! A
outside, all clapping!, ^" _4 s. ~7 h/ ^
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/ x4 E4 H0 Y& p) F( E/ EWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% ]& Q0 ]3 ~4 h6 a
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
( y- K) X, V. z6 f$ X! ~0 i" X' ~* xask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."8 M, ]2 F: t& [7 W. h0 j1 C2 S
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your& X) e7 w+ b; [, r4 C$ h
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