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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
4 b) b0 C) b: E1 V1 W* Ohad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was4 p% e2 o, T8 i0 q' ]' o, _, q7 m
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very3 s$ N; D w4 C
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down% d; z' W6 ~. L1 W
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 }5 A( H5 x, t2 t
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.. @; b& d7 m, d" Q, I9 d0 y; m
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come6 v9 C+ R' i: ?7 m! o& I
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
6 U% F4 j& K7 D* ]whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
/ F' ^# t C3 B: l: J/ S0 s) `overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and. x7 ^+ k8 t! \7 t3 R) M
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 M$ }5 L9 ?3 e- N
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild8 P0 X& C r0 D6 Q/ a1 O3 r
fling, just come up and get me."2 K+ S- ?$ K" j% c* _+ a8 P- w
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up' `+ W- }7 k5 X8 P$ T- m1 P
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
7 K6 ?8 k! U" t( W, N! ustraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards* V: l- X9 u' S( M4 d% U& f- b
my car.# C" D# o8 B' O3 s( S. N8 K
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing; F1 W( r N$ A2 P) x+ Y
outside, all clapping!8 Y: J& g' ] |" U' o: I
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1 Y2 D' c D3 |/ E# u$ P a3 JWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
' }) k" i. E5 t( e- F( o1 bsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't B, K5 ~2 w9 m0 l E' o
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": N5 C) a- g6 `' u4 P8 e& ?
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your6 U3 k$ [3 ?/ x5 ?
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