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# J- M1 X( i/ T" BI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.( y3 X4 {2 }$ h3 _. ]! q
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very# j2 U8 m/ V$ s8 @$ q# ^
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down5 Y! o0 M* [+ P) e2 F8 B* ?
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be0 ?$ s! u- K0 e
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. c% Y0 M5 x6 H b
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't# Y l0 W! L. C* v) k* Q
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and) N% _9 s3 n' k% D
committed my life to her sister.2 G) A, V$ J' }# W" n
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
% J6 J# h( f# P( X3 s4 Esaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up0 I: t8 @/ Q9 r* q- S+ @! d7 D
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline9 q, I6 L, C0 l/ s; E' E
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards" Z* c8 b; \ j4 n! U4 u
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+ P1 @+ |0 @% w) HTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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}& Z7 t* r1 U3 J' P; wAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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