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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 q, W% ?/ Z0 A1 C/ k
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was2 Z' ?' U" H8 f8 B. L6 |
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.) p' m7 A. }: [$ E, K; D
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2 l/ C9 t* I) j; N8 W: h+ P# fMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very6 r9 X' d) g" |- i* z
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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, F6 w- A7 q8 e( Bdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 O8 d+ Y2 f( t7 g8 [
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.8 T3 |2 ?1 P; q; a) g
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She1 V. E# Y8 @' f: Q9 y+ k+ @
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild, A( m7 N) O3 z9 T5 e4 \' a2 f% d
fling, just come up and get me."* E3 w n8 V( v" g0 U
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards P/ x& j% F2 I9 @# R9 V
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and# P3 N$ b7 @' u: \
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- Y- q7 Y+ w& {8 X* j9 Y0 m5 V
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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z. G8 `( e; {& ?6 M; jAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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