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6 V2 a4 f& l9 |I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
# l7 _7 `9 h4 ]6 N. bhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, {4 Q* ]) p6 w6 {8 h
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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) B# s; z* g. Y: S& D" h* tMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: S# C9 W+ b Q9 D# A
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
, s7 {2 h+ y0 G) Fwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be7 T" X5 b/ }' S. |
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 M6 @4 o) F% o1 Q: Q' d; u
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come$ i, O: N, V" ]0 \1 n6 y6 Q
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
- p8 O- G, o# y/ Vwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
, L( P% i: K# Y T4 I) R4 a/ vovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and: D, @$ c8 P; ^1 D" S
committed my life to her sister.
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4 Q7 e$ p N5 z8 B8 |Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
4 P) E* ]3 _2 r& O9 ] msaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
7 j% C8 ~0 v" ?9 D6 `fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
/ a- V% {% Q9 V! T1 Zthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline7 N6 T2 g# y0 g4 B/ Z, H% B
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards# j3 y6 @: d# h
my car.
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. Q; A: `! D0 `) ~To my surprise, my entire future family was standing) T0 I$ E+ l9 l+ ^
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and, H% J' J; j. l. z7 q
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't3 k& e1 Q! h& s' z
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 h" l" k" B; l/ m8 @, x
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4 e) p o" A( u5 I, F8 wAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your. z; W1 j9 k" @; u
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