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7 I& n- i' V; LI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
) b6 y+ X9 U5 _. {5 lhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
/ C; @9 z( f" I0 A L8 Eonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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! I* {8 w8 t, u/ d; E4 CMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
# @3 v6 R2 ~+ g4 f7 ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
' S8 j0 f% o2 A" Dover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and; `: |+ y. u, g$ y1 g$ R" s
committed my life to her sister.( x' |' j5 J2 s6 t8 o: a
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up- b, q/ [6 N' e) ~9 `4 g! q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline& M3 _3 I) \. t
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards! e$ z3 {1 [+ U9 q9 v+ H
my car.
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; L5 @/ o+ Y7 } r M" J% I; O0 f1 KTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and1 A7 {3 S G/ X1 v; O1 N
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't7 n1 V3 [9 @6 ~1 v; M4 \
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."5 F' J' H c. U4 u6 E* @$ {
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0 O; v' |4 T. F" j; l6 uAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your0 S0 E3 v% U. Z" q
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