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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I( D) Q) ~% c8 Z* s" Y: E
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was! @0 |* j. j; ^; }+ K* K
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.* i+ M n: E8 g$ m: [3 v
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( c a$ S: y6 Jtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down( O0 [4 {" v/ z
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
" U* I* L# h& V* adeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* }9 S- i# Y5 Z! p; f
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
/ @$ [; @+ ?9 u6 \whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
! p# i/ h" y9 u% Xovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
4 `+ a% W* s, p. X# X2 Ncommitted my life to her sister.7 V0 m' |1 u6 h7 v$ o; _
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+ m" B0 d5 Y' o% w( h! f0 g3 `Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
; T( J5 M n' F o+ gsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild% z4 C* s5 {' u9 ^1 [3 {9 K
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards4 L1 {( y+ R( j( ^, k) N! P1 b
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* v$ j B$ X2 h% K0 ~To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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6 p1 T: v8 _8 d. j- s, l& kWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and- [, L8 o, r6 m# z9 b$ i
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
- j: H% t8 M6 C2 qask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."2 s" C) I' d, \$ ^1 H$ G
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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