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5 D4 X8 `/ [# KI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I$ J: U4 U; u2 T- ~7 A$ T# x
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was' m% k: z5 }# A1 [1 R/ L
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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+ [( I% f- l- Y+ Q% p; y. b4 W: uMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very2 i9 e( C& x* {1 J
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down9 y6 G; b; ?# O. g
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
# ?' y- g: e. n9 h8 Vdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* D# A3 ]; R+ g; o5 t! n
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come$ R' j! T' C! I( `+ b0 R% o; U
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she* P* c( Q, m- V8 d1 e4 \
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. A) d5 d* e6 [$ z( Q8 ?
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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2 v- W( o2 s5 I( G WWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She4 }! ~- Y- H- R1 C; t& t' J {/ w! p
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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* Q6 `8 b) q! vI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
h; M6 s9 L U4 n5 tthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
5 h) Y+ ]( i% `5 T; Xstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards1 }* @3 m& q) ?$ {
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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# z' I H* F- v/ T' i! f7 L) z4 jWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and4 a }/ w6 g( g
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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