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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I) t5 j0 |+ E& Y0 U1 @
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
1 {- {$ y. f d) Monly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be0 G! {, d; A) P% z
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.) F7 j$ s# I- i) C: o- L
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8 B8 ^# l$ k$ h. N! IOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.' |: i% r7 g0 G% N
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. u. ?) v3 ~7 Y# oWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
* @' s Y% O# R* t. D ^/ O% Ssaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline/ l5 k' p! ?) A* p7 s; k& i! J4 S0 t
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards v2 S$ f ^/ y- v" ~1 Q. T
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) ?4 Y$ C1 d C0 q9 r8 VTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing# k m& } d, k; {. Z7 _- I& M& i1 V
outside, all clapping!
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' _) ^, i- S* S& A, a- a+ ^% _With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
( p3 X( ]& h, Osaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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