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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
. K" q, N# G# k: l, bhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was9 z1 F" p8 \8 P7 O+ `! n
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.$ @$ N8 X7 t! O" U6 T; V
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very0 q9 }1 P5 h0 A# S9 ?
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down/ ] w7 \- {' T' P$ O& P
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be# Y: }0 h3 o$ B
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come4 I1 x, f X/ v* V4 |' g' D
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 n' m/ I' K( A0 o! ]whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't& R- g% s* M$ l& y) @
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
9 V% Z' V2 t6 ^. y" Ucommitted my life to her sister.5 ?! X/ w5 u$ }8 y4 S% z
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! d& }0 o' c m0 i: ysaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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- A! _5 m' G7 G/ f3 t/ rI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
! {- m" s1 _; J/ t' v6 fthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline% Y. | n6 v S$ m0 A& I& G
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards; Q* N, |$ z. F& ^0 h7 J* K
my car.
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5 S; _( @' u% S; Q; k: g' t TTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing2 m) a/ Y+ ?. ~1 J# K
outside, all clapping!$ H& U1 x( J. _% ^; j2 l) U. e& ~! h
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
2 {" f* x- D! nsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
* Z4 O% `# n; P7 nask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": k! v, o& k# K* X' K
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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