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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I/ n9 ?6 h4 W6 e8 p- ~( _
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; }( s. Z- m( F" Q7 ?/ Honly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very% B; x, m( m' S% y/ I& ~
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
4 f; p( ^( X2 mwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
) G5 {. H: v9 m6 l; gdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.5 W3 r8 u8 P5 \0 s
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come& J3 b& k! z# u6 e0 r
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she, e8 }! X/ S! L O, F9 _- J& {& Z
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't) u1 g. P/ M+ a1 `
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) O2 W# R) o, c, r. |3 Tcommitted my life to her sister. J6 }( I$ s2 @2 n
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
7 _) ?; v; N/ H6 S* Ksaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
. B' X e) h3 L/ L6 u5 A7 `fling, just come up and get me."
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8 Z. \; p0 z. p# Q: D8 TI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
8 Y, Q3 l) k8 k' x1 {the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing$ v% ~. h( }7 q U1 B
outside, all clapping!+ n9 u7 T3 R. F9 @* U+ s; I5 U4 }
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.") p, r% @+ k0 n4 B7 M" |4 c c
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7 N1 n6 D! ?: iAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your- l6 t0 }4 i" B, b0 @
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