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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
, ]3 m) D& {5 \/ u/ V+ }; mhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was+ x9 ]( w" c+ T: L" X" J; \7 U3 j
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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9 p- S p% `' Z- g8 M. ZMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
& t3 p+ F: |# B" H2 atight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
+ Y# j2 }: E$ b7 J5 {: Hwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be; [% s. A3 w2 j, y
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. E" K6 _5 d1 ?7 k" l
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come0 @% h5 q a/ `: Z1 ~
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
& m6 t6 Y( X/ q, Kwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't8 A S1 S& m- l5 K, @
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and! p+ _$ k/ I" M& H! c
committed my life to her sister.
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# \, U% ~: k# J' XWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
6 G' l1 f% F! K9 V8 ssaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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6 \ @+ Z6 D1 O8 m4 EI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up( V l4 b7 q- Z. @3 p7 o& n! M0 {
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline4 T, r$ _# A* J8 M# k' K. v
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards; ~0 r5 m3 d: J1 @3 b+ d! E
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3 i# p! Y ^" F( U2 O# \To my surprise, my entire future family was standing7 Q7 ~8 R: @8 m$ i2 O" d8 }7 n
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( ^' h6 v$ ]: H$ C3 \; |With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and) Y' y9 ^$ f* u/ K8 y0 x5 X3 D L, u
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
8 a) I( m7 a/ w% s- C* Oask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."6 i4 A; a$ ~9 i& ?1 R( I+ X" G8 |
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