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% p8 x' c6 ^) Q& E% e7 O# EI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
1 @( X) u' r* k8 P. z. ohad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was! u( k5 b7 u6 R( t, P
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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- w0 A2 N6 p0 ~( hMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( I; p; C" t8 R* g+ z. r" ltight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down m( @! o: Z' c! x( h
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be4 f* M# y9 n6 _. L! Q6 @ v
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.9 c4 o- e V7 D1 Q. p
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4 ?5 F1 t; m+ H: R6 ^9 QOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
1 F( u7 R7 C' c& q5 Vover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
6 e9 U) {- ], _+ a( d, l2 kwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
0 a7 G. H+ j1 N$ M6 novercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
5 @3 J4 a% {) B( lcommitted my life to her sister.
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/ D# [, F9 o1 W( {+ RWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
Y9 x$ K" j. d6 e7 F1 p; Osaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
$ c1 ~+ D0 {3 `$ yfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up" U; z) n% n9 i
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline2 Q0 p* J+ S' ~# c$ T! F
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards. ?) s# J! H" E
my car.! v% @) p: X. G
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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+ R$ j# Z2 m" {9 \. B, _. |With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
, D i& B. f) L3 j, i' w1 Q1 M Csaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
/ d$ \- |( ?, O) Y) |ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.": Q8 g5 [" e' f% Z8 x& X& j+ D
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