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 THE WEDDING TEST
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3 U, |/ Q2 L- ]* s: F/ T' LI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I; W7 g; h d& x6 }6 I8 F
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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! r4 m7 m- _2 ?. q% v. fMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
* R Z' K! u8 f3 h' m% }6 Itight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
' m7 m8 r P- L9 [" lwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
9 v: L3 A n/ u) j8 ]& hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
! ]# V J; v& D7 w Z* rcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ w, h! s9 `# S* e" g3 I7 a! \
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild: E- p; c% G4 |# F. M3 G
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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* D F" }6 L {6 e* JTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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1 a7 [7 s. e2 R$ j5 @! \4 L/ FWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.") e5 k* @/ D- X8 R0 K* \
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, f3 Q6 W6 Y: T4 A9 KAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your% Q' Z& r5 J8 g0 t/ q8 [% k
condoms in your car. |
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