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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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% @. R6 a/ g# X2 w$ R" J' C0 t% @' I+ aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very- s$ S: L& ^1 R9 l: y
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' P; L% U; l- z8 J1 ?
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come+ X' J; P: {+ W ]; U+ X# U
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she! V1 j$ S9 H+ b) m! g( c
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.5 ]8 x" @: t& `% n* P$ P
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline8 j5 P; D- u% M7 @1 M$ F+ D
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards, J5 d( U+ p$ t8 A8 H+ J
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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) e7 G: g2 h |8 TWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and7 B6 \6 ?6 d/ _% e! D- A: ~
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& l& d2 N0 s8 O5 f: E! D
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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