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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
% B% O. l+ w& o+ w5 a- C/ e" Uhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
) k1 y- c" R, E+ {. `only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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6 I3 o: s3 ?! f! Y. XMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very4 p! n6 X3 a; ^& \
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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: r3 y, _# c7 C0 t" i' x. LOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" e+ i: J( _" J& r% u
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
2 t r+ w8 M; Awhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 X# d2 j6 J1 M) n* M9 novercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
8 h5 h, l# r4 j3 x0 }committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
# A2 _8 t4 s# [0 o2 Fsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
* ?1 D2 x+ L+ u; r2 Lfling, just come up and get me."
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: L2 U/ |! N* D6 I1 pI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up. a, E' T. Z3 j6 D8 H
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
/ {9 h$ n" B) z9 M9 f' u9 dstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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# j* c5 f# K" l+ u s' zTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
. h6 [4 j! q$ j1 j s0 v) D9 Foutside, all clapping!
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! s$ d: ]$ @! D( r$ \9 x/ GWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 D3 _) U: J3 } ` e- ]% ~1 q
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't/ x% z# x" v) t1 h# Y
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.", A/ u: u; s- I( y" W* I) e
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your- X6 @ L8 M9 S% `/ R4 r9 S
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