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+ G, z2 X8 \' EI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
. d3 c0 L1 [1 e" B' U7 |% Lhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
8 [) j3 g& U% f- M$ }7 |% Z& x# Zonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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7 }9 `5 t/ I( yMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very0 `" q+ g1 q3 y5 N* [* B1 l
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down D4 Y) {3 o7 }8 W4 H9 F' d0 |
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't5 ]/ A+ z4 n; S& e
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
7 A$ x0 L9 t+ D# X$ J% u2 O3 dcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
9 x7 Y* V$ _. h. v" ]said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
0 D& y# E0 R* Z: P K1 P+ B' W) sfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards8 U2 ]0 \# a& o4 \
my car.4 I- B4 S% [# y V+ I0 u
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8 h E9 p' ^% y7 VTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and# O i8 O, b9 W
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't0 b" C6 o# t. D. u: u: O7 J
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."9 a0 d: g& C" u* X) M7 m
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