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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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" V) j0 _& q4 D( f3 CMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be; P* A0 y1 y) F5 V& v# H% {) x
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.1 p& W$ D0 }* N$ Z/ P$ L: o/ h6 D9 m
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% W, m% W' q: Y$ R% X6 N/ o3 d! h* _One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come# r( U/ T/ l( W: T1 j: J& r
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
6 B7 s& v2 g( E4 P5 C4 uwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
. |3 x S4 Q# V' M2 R, Q2 Vovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
( H; `9 ~0 P ]/ C3 |* T% Ucommitted my life to her sister.
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: [* V6 O' |) l/ u2 G" n/ EWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
3 c& U* C! I h1 Fsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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+ E4 b2 F: k6 Q; h/ i' N( rTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing8 P! A1 x0 b! }# N6 t+ K- @
outside, all clapping!
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/ j+ ^9 Z- I# a OWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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. K7 v/ V0 w6 R# \4 q" f) ]And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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