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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE WEDDING TEST
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; z0 K  ^! g0 |8 EI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 m' g: m  t/ b
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
9 E: b& v% C4 f- |! k% Tonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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2 k" s9 F' J! m* wOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come) p# H8 `  s7 j  C! U  A/ u6 M5 }
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she) a; `7 n7 I, l
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She' r+ O+ h: W; t: O
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild. n" c: N3 R$ x1 _/ I! Y
fling, just come up and get me."( V: A: t& H1 h9 j  }& m1 l
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 f8 k/ [/ X0 k+ g' D
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing  w! O7 U4 b# s
outside, all clapping!! A$ {4 Z) |* Z& K

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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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