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 THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I5 E9 I8 I: l% w5 ?4 n# m5 W
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was# o8 G/ \5 S* n; E5 E0 y( r( r
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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# N: T) u/ u9 O( f! ~! vMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very9 B% z; b7 b: d$ q6 ~
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down& i4 Q; P1 M0 Q- u1 w$ n% a5 z9 p
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be& ~. x, K2 `& Z; k
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( t, W0 B0 Y! b6 L7 q
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6 c+ t- ?, V6 W/ z4 DOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come2 X4 {, G4 u8 ~
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
2 m0 g3 ^: z/ ^% v/ z2 [whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't/ D# t$ z" q" U, F6 O. [$ I
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: r' g; U; l! J: B; Acommitted my life to her sister., K# G* l" _; h4 O: [
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She. W1 Q) h/ q: e( G% ~
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 ]; T! S) B Z4 B9 I8 \3 n
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
' K3 W9 I" w3 o( `) Xstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
2 ^! y/ u1 f! i2 f% Pmy car.6 F# v' Y7 ~) A+ F8 w5 e0 z
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6 B) i* e- t* e. g7 `To my surprise, my entire future family was standing' a w6 Q7 \7 K8 c! j
outside, all clapping!/ Q& L t! [! c% f
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
) ~' m# U& w( H. J- }$ l" ?said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
" ?% ]4 e; f, \2 C8 G! Yask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your2 |0 I2 Z/ d- B# z4 }/ ]2 i
condoms in your car. |
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