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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I+ ^+ K1 d G0 o- c6 A. W
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was: f+ S9 H6 r/ P3 c
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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: d6 U0 f% x" l( a) bMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very3 b) Q) ~# y' g4 l: P
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down+ e! B' U g7 f% I( f. S9 A
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be3 J7 O H$ [# P8 `" T
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.+ C, e% s/ _- |
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/ @, T' a( s& q" g) y7 aOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come. N& p" R+ g4 B4 Z1 K
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she1 s! v+ f c( w( L0 G
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
- U0 b6 G9 @5 h2 {overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
7 y& c, S1 J' M4 ycommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She z3 h+ v; A1 P; s2 ?, o
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
# z5 B6 ]' j5 h3 e1 Rthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
6 X( o: a; p, j+ f' Y5 H5 {# bstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
" V6 Y1 s0 W3 _; \9 M3 S4 K& omy car.; u$ @9 J U, {
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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7 i: r; l2 n: j" {2 f' y9 SWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
- b1 R1 R( E' t4 Y0 d: Ysaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
, l F7 l7 f. C1 Aask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.") j7 h% Z& [: J% G
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