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! ^, v9 ?4 X& L6 m) e3 NI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I2 a5 i0 u$ w) A+ u6 M$ f6 G
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, h1 a8 t$ B7 ]% \% i( A
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.3 F- C9 f; {. j7 ?: i
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1 f+ G, J9 J b1 A3 ~My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 o/ ]9 Q+ y- v# @; b+ t8 j4 P
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
* x; {( I# ^0 E# Gwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be0 }. }% [4 R! i6 Z& ?* f' v5 J
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" G/ j* ~# w/ t9 n* T% g
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she0 a; t) i# o! z6 d
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. C' {1 X, B* U% c
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
0 Y7 k) O8 |' M: W) Dcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
& V% W: N: E- n" ]7 W6 Esaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
) n' [% I* p. j! @# dfling, just come up and get me."
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: F I% ^2 Q( Z/ {" FI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up) q) C2 }. u) K) s; g D3 W3 ]
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline% i/ l7 O5 \2 v8 _% Z! `2 d
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing& ~6 ^" [1 ?1 x; m) Y7 i- B6 G
outside, all clapping!( d7 N1 X M% a$ c* H$ x& E
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; y) K r! G( ]7 OWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
% m; O( D* y' L6 esaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't+ j8 \: I4 @2 [7 I* X
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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9 I) l7 ~8 Q1 [6 Y+ V2 P6 D7 EAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your, l! C5 h# C, \6 _
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