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( s1 o& H7 g2 _4 ?1 dI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
/ G2 Z1 W; @. {# Nhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was9 P0 {2 H' |* r$ j" {, A
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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$ E' r7 G4 S% l6 ZMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 ?% @$ @+ o0 ~0 f$ qtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
2 N( d3 h7 ]* V# d3 Y% M* nwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be, d/ u% |( p: D: D8 H* d0 N( J
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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. R: r4 B' w+ w' I' K9 hOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come: ?0 ]+ x* x' l( t1 \
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
3 q5 H* o* o! G) J6 _$ bwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
. x# \' s0 Y2 j- j6 ?- kovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
6 o# M/ [3 {$ j1 {( D3 n% M! _5 Ncommitted my life to her sister.
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) B: b1 F+ q2 o7 W& y: ?2 pWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She% h. d @3 d1 A( z
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
# w3 F1 F5 Z6 {8 x% w' C5 Ethe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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* j. E* R- G5 e9 D# XTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing# B6 \2 z. o* L2 U3 {& z& j, c, E" P3 ^
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* f1 W( l! @* C! p1 fWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
9 j5 I0 i2 ]( @' Nsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
* P1 F1 h2 e: I. ^6 [4 Kask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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# ~9 n) Y1 l! m. n% ?" _And the moral of this story is: Always keep your" C& x) n- _) ~- T0 D. e
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