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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.* B& s: p& J6 _* Q4 U J7 q
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come6 I& R3 I8 x. s
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
6 i% F- a% [+ i9 U/ ~( X1 C Ewhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't, [* p' X7 s1 T2 H% }
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: S' W( O. l& Scommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She+ R& [, U; i" w+ ?- d
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild9 @& e' f# n6 ?" t& U+ \
fling, just come up and get me."2 D5 \5 |- \8 t9 L
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up6 Q4 q+ X# ^+ [6 j0 a' ~0 c( J: o r! ]
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline+ K# U6 Q) \) _: q# c
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards$ `; l8 g1 d. q& W7 n. K
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% z( o' q1 N- [0 f8 PTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing7 y3 _. A# j& v' U* E0 H- w
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
" j2 i8 ] G7 O' q7 k( B. O% Wsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't& N8 s* K1 j' P1 s0 _
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 L5 j% W; F. E. Q" V. _7 \3 r' C
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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