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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very" c" N1 w7 F, N) n, K2 F! c
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down, v# k+ B$ m* `: r( z
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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) ^# M" G: R5 s' q" hOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come- X& M* E4 x. k! E$ Q) O/ h& h
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she* P: F, K% R7 t, z
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't5 X& W( D; Z6 _9 y5 c, l2 l, w
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 S' e) t9 |% S4 {% ~
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild7 w" J- r ?+ u5 E3 l4 C
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards) t! N; g% F% V5 U' @ k
my car.
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outside, all clapping!
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& Z1 T$ N" o) q5 oWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 j- ?6 j1 i I; k
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
; \$ [4 J6 F- e: a: cask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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