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$ D, E- U3 \* s! SI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
/ t' d9 \* o5 x: Y# C( N/ xhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
+ i4 A8 p( }% ]6 A0 Honly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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% y7 x5 I K2 ?& x$ bMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very5 E# S& S' z2 r5 c! n
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down2 a& _3 a, M2 B+ b
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be9 ~# F5 }7 s* L) f6 F; S1 f- H
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else., A6 a- P3 |( M& Q J- O
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come) E) x/ h) [+ G; f( Z+ I
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
$ v9 ?6 b7 Z2 z& Z: X7 g' qwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
- w, G c% g M; O W0 govercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, s: k7 Z6 F: m7 j6 g7 p/ i+ lcommitted my life to her sister.1 R! M- r+ h i, s1 f
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
5 |, j3 }# }* K/ v+ s, H5 esaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild; w! R" D4 l1 i9 H# \
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
5 x Z& v9 D) |- Ythe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing4 |5 {: Z6 {. k8 n% ~: M
outside, all clapping!& r6 Z$ `% `# ^* D5 ?
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; A6 X+ C' p' O& nWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
8 x1 J5 Y+ J; ?& @1 ~said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
' k, }2 g) K- m4 Eask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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