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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I! K U( D5 h! n
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was! m! W' G2 }1 x1 f; R
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be) g1 ]; T; i5 B3 G$ x
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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4 A" L+ B( ]- B% q6 q' Z, }One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
7 o; g( E/ ?! m1 r* {8 eover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
! j( q i& j# m( R/ n. `; P( lwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't& @; R/ ~7 r6 c$ y# h- e
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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. K5 n9 x7 L! n; p( }Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She/ }) z; q' f' v7 J4 ~4 ~* m) D
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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- [! U& d' k* i; M2 ?I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up% o3 l9 | {# O
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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+ {; ]2 f5 ^) sTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 q. _# F+ }! D" m: Z2 k
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't+ L3 Q; _+ _5 ~: k6 f7 I1 m0 ~" l
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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