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3 e3 g4 J S% I% O/ K& Y# z" E5 @I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I- q% R; ^& Z! b) R2 }4 _ Z
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; n& d( \0 K8 F* v% {only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.9 R, ]0 x& T- h3 m. h9 v+ }
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, T4 Y2 H- Y& U' ~
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down* W8 h" _: {* m5 k: S \2 `2 t
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be; g0 B) G& o2 M2 |
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ `; T/ ?7 L# i7 }* q9 k6 n' n
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
& w1 h# U3 O$ T }0 novercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
5 [, {: }8 Z: N" M8 O+ p" V Kcommitted my life to her sister.& H3 D5 A: |$ p+ g# f4 M. |! ~7 L
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2 R2 E- u, m7 |Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
; S* W% T9 N: ]: K6 l% usaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
: D6 u/ v/ U; P3 t" [2 cfling, just come up and get me."1 U8 R9 V/ `& n1 t$ ?+ c% N
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" S! E8 f# Z, U( ~" uI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up/ i8 v& a5 n' s3 l. X8 Q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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- y0 l3 p& P3 \* o6 rTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing: R+ L( U7 V( g0 V8 T. q. H
outside, all clapping!
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5 h) k$ T9 h, x3 C7 tWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and; j) A* v' O& B
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't) X8 d5 r: _8 H( r! L
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."1 o0 q: x- m7 g! d1 B6 ~* a
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your* v, ~' s8 }! n# ?4 s# H
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