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( X7 |8 ^* O3 q+ cI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I F$ g4 d2 G. z% y2 K: s
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was2 d; ^4 E: V! [5 O6 f: M; N
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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' V. S) }5 Q6 ?My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very) S& {$ o9 P! {' o- f
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down! [% p6 H$ K! s* u
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
" g$ x+ H. T! w8 _2 Q5 Fdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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3 k1 S' c. Z; S; kwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't( f) K. S- p; w( Z2 M
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
' ?$ g& }- W9 X: ]' `/ e7 W- tcommitted my life to her sister.2 ]( H8 [ {. i9 a! k v8 S
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: A6 ]: d/ |& {Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
. o+ I' |# H& T. `" Y5 Xsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild& h3 ?% N0 ~) [: r
fling, just come up and get me."
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, I% Y* O' @ X5 G# N$ Y- s, C2 ~I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
' v# N7 R+ J4 i" I" I. q; qthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
, \6 P" E. s ystraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and+ [8 x% n. @4 X- w
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- D" Y+ Y, d) X# W* b" }0 I1 f
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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3 h0 V7 N' F2 K" ]And the moral of this story is: Always keep your! ^: E' a( K. j, E. ?9 r
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