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' o- C/ Y+ o8 j) i+ T' {2 zI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
9 r# V# h9 W* Ohad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
. B+ L2 d4 Q7 O* C% h' u8 O1 `only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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) |9 p# h, W& ^$ a: Q/ K' aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 u( C1 S. }/ J4 ]2 y1 Gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# z2 @9 J% Y# ]# P Nwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* I" t6 Z6 o# D: ?deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ T" G# l# C# [' F0 C% T, B
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" A6 F4 G, B' l }+ J' {One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come% M: ]+ D- q1 j1 E
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she; j9 I5 l" P* w7 X
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
# A! B6 c" ~ T" I/ Xovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 ?5 [! K1 O( V5 V
committed my life to her sister.- _5 S$ N! R* @+ \% Z: |5 N
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 P4 b, D/ J( K7 Q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild: z6 m1 W5 h7 a' l
fling, just come up and get me."$ K3 ^8 S; }3 I) ?
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
- ^7 z( c2 e) x+ o7 ]7 kthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
# n1 u. Z3 p l4 U0 p) ^3 ]straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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% r$ L6 b' X- `3 F6 x" PTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing! ?0 h, r9 b/ o8 k5 ~! {; [+ F
outside, all clapping!1 p+ ^( Z$ f7 [' {* [
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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