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' B6 B( |, h d( M$ S9 fI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
$ s: g' F3 u [" s! ~' }# k( mhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
! J2 d2 x& Y- T7 x4 monly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.+ q# h0 l; _9 D$ X$ M+ N+ i% ]* r
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be" q! W3 [$ t) W
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.) `& Y5 V: G2 W$ T
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7 N/ t( N0 k: O6 a" W! x7 i3 IOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come/ p1 l5 f( D$ E g9 b5 f
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
& d7 l) T- H6 B- }: `whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't6 S" W; A% R/ |3 x1 m! [1 m$ T, q1 `
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and; y6 j2 B, o- W2 F( p
committed my life to her sister.3 f0 ]8 G. ~6 D8 F1 u, H# V
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She8 d+ T9 E* o9 @/ o
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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) Q5 \3 N, |# C1 estraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards D/ u7 E* ]2 j4 z( x* o
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; H: c" j6 U" O: iTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& {% W$ h6 G" }9 x, V) ?. Y8 s; n
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
. s W/ I- y( [7 L; m9 O0 [ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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