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* d2 K" Q: y5 F1 E* } U2 R, BI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I2 u: W0 O, t* A8 i7 Y1 `
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
# i6 x! O& I' l& sonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.& g m- ]+ O8 Q& K& h/ v7 R
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very& z0 d( t( P/ b, f( I
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
9 {# _0 s# y/ J: }8 K# r1 u6 Owhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
; k2 L2 H3 }! S c4 Q( U5 q# n! Gdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.8 H# {, W, o: f6 c0 y V* x, U
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0 i6 }. c# L- YOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
) c5 z6 g( b+ m" T$ F' S2 ^5 Aover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
( n+ j/ [& {: V) o. r. }8 T) m* w) a4 ?whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
; ^7 {, q8 C5 S% f, _overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
2 L( }, G# [! |; M9 Scommitted my life to her sister.% \( C7 m# W. _* C! ?/ o) z6 H1 n I
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8 R6 a0 ~( v* V: oWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
_9 Z/ }/ ^7 Msaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild1 ]' k3 J$ W/ X T4 w
fling, just come up and get me."# \/ } r- _- P b* i
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up+ o3 t' e& m% H& S3 l
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline$ a: W$ l( d7 b4 Q: z1 q
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards4 Q+ k) J* w0 s; z- u2 g! z
my car.9 T" I h+ O+ w9 [% R' w# ]
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing4 }) T! y3 s4 |# Y
outside, all clapping! k8 p+ M! b( N( \' ~$ S- `
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
( F, J9 M6 t' D, v8 Qsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't O5 i. Z9 }4 ^4 k. r% T
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your, ^, J1 l0 O" P3 f" Q
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