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) M! g) k- N' t8 }I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I% R7 ]$ Q4 [7 O9 r: n' W. T
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
- y! Z+ f4 ?6 t" C0 x0 f" B- Vonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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9 I* m" r" S% D% k- B( e1 cMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
4 R0 b2 Z# z- a% U+ o) @tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down. ?. |) N- y: V0 r
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be) M) S( G" z0 s5 {' _0 Y2 M
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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0 P; |" [8 a* mOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't2 f3 Y7 ?; e, {5 m
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
3 M: s1 f" \: W8 M( O' rcommitted my life to her sister.) \4 |+ L. F5 S/ \
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" g9 Z% P" r' I" \$ F' XWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She1 g% O# g4 i5 q0 E0 {
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild e+ {" H5 d+ d; x& ?
fling, just come up and get me."
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% V: i$ @1 n: j! Y) @9 V: A II was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& v+ H# t' v: S9 A" C$ c: a0 }the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing$ [/ x, r- M2 P$ e! P/ @- F f
outside, all clapping!
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0 Y% p& C$ P# k) d* E6 TWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
: F, m+ v5 F9 X3 ]said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't* k6 j' x0 X" _! r- H7 ~
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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( g6 n' S! z" i- @: A8 ^- s+ LAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your- H# l3 l! m6 C' k: |3 f( Z" ~
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