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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
# o$ _) ^: |! B0 whad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was1 @% O. B1 C$ S4 z7 I2 l7 _' ?
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.$ m8 Y- {9 B3 C& T, z8 O$ F& z. W* z
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
% W' D" D: D/ m7 ntight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down6 R+ ] W! E6 Q E
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* W( c! W0 l# B! ~, j4 X, Ldeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.+ V9 O( ]4 T! p
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come; Z/ U! O U* h- T5 i: V
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she5 T, O* p" r) x
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't4 D6 }5 m8 Y! D& V; V
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and/ V. l8 {; W6 a. I. L
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She8 x$ \) j Q' D7 A7 y3 \! @& D
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild( P1 {% `- Q; B0 \
fling, just come up and get me."& U; z8 `4 I7 |, U6 a! x
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3 N8 [ N' s2 E( s; j! Q- B4 _I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
+ B# z* M9 V% m: Q5 E' ]+ L g% Ithe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline. E) I* v+ ~' H+ u8 [
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards& q! s6 z$ @5 T& \
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing% M4 {9 s4 x: V) Z( D7 m5 v/ W
outside, all clapping!+ C5 z7 G2 j L. @& B- ?
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and+ q. S& E+ g9 t7 P. H0 K# }
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
r. J6 D2 q: [: d7 O( rask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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