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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
THE WEDDING TEST9 z' u' x) _+ s; F

- i! l4 y; M* Z0 X- mI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I' w( _  D/ i  n/ I% N( d9 P- k
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& i/ Q* U1 f) f* H% p9 C
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.+ C1 X: `/ ?; `- a- T4 @  ]
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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2 h; R, o& c, Z5 c# ]6 I  R0 c8 MOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
5 P4 q! |; P4 S) R/ rovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
( ]! e) M" C, ~7 ^committed my life to her sister.
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% S% v& ]7 X' Y# Q- m" l) |Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She4 ^" B! \) u5 J# ]- Q; H: d
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ p+ p! B* v% d# @, N" ?( J
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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5 p6 b' H2 b8 A# u) s; x% CTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
9 \$ d+ g% |& Q8 \2 psaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't+ O6 R8 V" A+ d& K- e$ x
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."3 J, |5 Z1 X, V% p4 a' i

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5 ?  j; {. [! [And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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