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4 |# O6 V* r8 K$ II was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
( W6 i! v' j4 n6 C! U3 z9 I) ~had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
* \4 C- i) F c3 F; eonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: z A" P& O% w& F
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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& y5 A; B/ _- u% ?% ZOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
4 K/ M! u3 @0 z: I2 \over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
! T& x* h( A! U: j8 P F/ Fwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't0 ]+ |* P) Z. P. f2 H6 m: C9 Y+ Z
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and8 X4 |; y6 e0 H/ q6 ~
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
5 c! \5 z$ u1 _+ y' Psaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild7 ]. v# I2 m4 a( l$ e# e: O
fling, just come up and get me."+ G2 A; d! t1 D7 d: ?$ `9 g+ I
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards7 p9 ]4 l0 u) y( H8 x+ w/ b6 l# l
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9 g, W8 o6 K: {: `To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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+ [6 Q2 f% B& g' Z6 oWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
) w9 _7 W) ]! R. w% @ Hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
/ [# Q' y; P- f/ Z& J3 |# aask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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