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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
/ J; h" ^0 b1 Z1 Mhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was( U& }& ~2 a' s0 x' E1 O
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister." B. k$ k5 x9 J8 b ?
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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' M: O/ g0 J' K+ X1 ]4 ~. ]+ V: Gwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
# W+ I+ G" T( w6 v3 g( O/ Kdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.9 }8 J- N( ^- I8 `* P
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" d1 u' R L' Z2 f, b$ r. @* U: k7 z
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she2 e# s5 g" G. Q1 c$ p8 a# ]: q
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't& o) e# `& ~3 T M& ^
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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- E9 C& O T% @8 ]7 pWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 v. l. Q T2 _' n6 v" N0 X8 {' _% q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild1 l( {2 g+ { C% Q
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; F$ V) H8 N* I5 P. f7 b7 }# Q% jI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
8 T- c: M) f# B4 u: z. A5 Z! ~the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* ^. X; ?3 g" N; O! c( o: |
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards6 Q& c2 n, Z* K: y' X
my car.
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$ x0 z. z+ ~4 G; c" H/ jTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 C( Y: a$ `) C) q2 G2 s* C9 ]
outside, all clapping!
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' b& _. y9 n8 Q9 B4 ]& NWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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4 d& o* s; z. ]; [6 z( n, G# hAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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