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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.: R7 k, R( ?7 t6 X6 ]8 w$ v9 k9 e
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7 i$ ?4 ` v% R' ?/ T/ FMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very4 _; ^# h+ l. i
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
: Q8 ?# H4 h# V8 D8 Swhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
+ Y: T" z1 l! m1 W& ldeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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$ W. l" ~/ N- ~9 O) kOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come8 |; D: b' ~+ w* {- f5 T
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
' _+ p8 b' q8 i) {5 X* J$ ^. jwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
( |! |1 z6 Q3 |* @! D/ hovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and+ X. g2 ]8 i( ~9 L% s- i; Z
committed my life to her sister.# Q7 m3 {& z4 u. }
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
4 y" e) z2 b* R, Vsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
5 r! ~5 x3 O' K+ O# S( gfling, just come up and get me."& Y4 D7 k& N, l! e+ P7 J/ L' ^
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- q7 c/ k6 I; W8 M* U8 i6 `I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 j% s g! H1 \$ h- m/ t
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing$ b9 o/ T6 ?" e& F$ h' {
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and ^% _! I+ e8 G
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
1 B4 l5 l9 C: g+ |ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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