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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I% z1 D2 z2 R1 S6 I3 o4 D* s
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
5 S. T% W. ?: b4 O0 ]only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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* h. L/ k9 E9 {+ ^My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: T* Z5 Y) h4 \. N2 H2 }! V
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
# q; ~) g8 R7 Z) b& O0 Gwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
6 A6 V. x% Z- u, X' ddeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( g. C0 Q$ q2 t$ w3 Z0 W( g+ O& n! O
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3 V# h3 R: M' l( |One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 w K) g" k1 P; Wovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and) j! R- j& w/ t# I! i+ {6 x, L
committed my life to her sister.
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$ |8 D5 Q6 C) S4 W! \* lWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
( D% k8 B2 H) ^% W! y# v+ Zsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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- M9 d. {. g' O* s5 c0 VI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ c! L. m) S, b% S, d0 E
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline0 ?6 r# P7 }5 H. T) ^4 _
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards+ B! z x( V& u! G
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing' d" z4 G9 o( b# B: W/ u
outside, all clapping!
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- ]8 U& A. G0 b9 VWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and: B; O- T* o* U& o/ h% Z2 D+ `
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
6 q. ?! u ~, }* Rask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."# g+ g2 U1 k4 n& g9 m* N# Z
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* K6 p! T. S, Z8 ^( YAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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