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THE WEDDING TEST

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发表于 2008-3-25 21:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THE WEDDING TEST
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I/ n9 ?6 h4 W6 e8 p- ~( _
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
; }( s. Z- m( F" Q7 ?/ Honly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very% B; x, m( m' S% y/ I& ~
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
4 f; p( ^( X2 mwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
) G5 {. H: v9 m6 l; gdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.5 W3 r8 u8 P5 \0 s

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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come& J3 b& k! z# u6 e0 r
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she, e8 }! X/ S! L  O, F9 _- J& {& Z
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't) u1 g. P/ M+ a1 `
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) O2 W# R) o, c, r. |3 Tcommitted my life to her sister.  J6 }( I$ s2 @2 n
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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8 Z. \; p0 z. p# Q: D8 TI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
8 Y, Q3 l) k8 k' x1 {the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
* g4 b* l( r' E: Gstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing$ v% ~. h( }7 q  U1 B
outside, all clapping!+ n9 u7 T3 R. F9 @* U+ s; I5 U4 }
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.") p, r% @+ k0 n4 B7 M" |4 c  c

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7 N1 n6 D! ?: iAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your- l6 t0 }4 i" B, b0 @
condoms in your car.
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发表于 2008-3-25 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
what he is doing is go back to get the condom!!!!!!!!!Oh,man!!!!!!!
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发表于 2008-3-26 03:21 | 显示全部楼层
o... well...
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发表于 2008-3-27 07:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
  What a nasty man!
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发表于 2008-3-27 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
if he keeps the condom in his car all the time, he's not going to get much action...
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:08 | 显示全部楼层
oh, man. It means most of man is almost like that. that is why many girls can't believe them. haha!!!
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发表于 2008-4-15 10:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Funny. Hahaha.
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发表于 2008-4-15 16:34 | 显示全部楼层
well...
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