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/ p; Q F& p% {% oI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
1 \, a6 y& _, l2 U: N' yhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
) E( d) K# F8 H# Ronly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
8 T; o! k+ o: E3 D3 n. G% odeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
+ v4 d' t- E5 \3 `overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and( s. U: z% J6 {3 F" g
committed my life to her sister.8 [3 l E; f; i. b: W [
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She2 X' {1 m& l0 l1 Y; l
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
( l' s# c- P0 H2 [/ Q5 N5 R" R3 fthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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0 o% h W5 u! e0 dTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing' V9 Y3 U- e' h& Q
outside, all clapping!
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: ]8 ?5 x; Z9 Q8 o2 HWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
) |6 R" z- e) j l3 m9 |; usaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
) J- B: c7 v1 jask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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4 j! M P! ?! E$ X! u3 ]And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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