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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister." `6 {- R M) F" a; V/ k
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( F/ n. U7 Z, y' i9 y7 Y9 |0 [My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
: v+ k4 k H) X, N$ H2 N' B1 `7 \tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.7 j/ ^, d5 o j3 [9 h& j
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come% {* Q9 S0 f, V/ e0 ^6 t8 Z
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
y# Q/ a# `6 R; B- i' I# Q8 Awhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
1 l4 u) }1 D8 s& \6 B, f" n) P7 [overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
2 j+ c# ?* Q8 \. c6 fcommitted my life to her sister.5 K( g3 T% G5 n: }" y+ p {
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
' v9 H( [: A V8 I! y" bsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
4 Y/ V: u% d% ?8 }9 v. W4 Sfling, just come up and get me.") o8 f& h1 C, f4 l9 j& [
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up( n2 a/ }) Y* r, I$ c
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline Z" q: Y6 D5 E. R/ B7 p, ~
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
# I& T8 a- S; P/ N+ w$ ]* cmy car.
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$ o. x. \0 a E9 f0 Q) q& P' @To my surprise, my entire future family was standing9 h F o2 @) x! U
outside, all clapping!/ }5 e& v( J, Q! z0 D
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5 n# t2 o! T! D6 u0 R: A: w1 YWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and e% D& U0 {: ]. w' X
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
' G5 d. I" b" }. q9 I. n* Bask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."$ ]4 s& ^6 d7 v. @4 a
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$ W! P, m7 V; K; W/ AAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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