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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
6 M* e4 C7 R, ]$ Z7 [had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was# M- R% G0 t( ?, u3 Y
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.) m' |: G$ m$ H! B
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/ S- p, L6 S1 F; Z9 e) }My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very) P, e# K% q9 ~' f
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
% j5 c$ [. q* E/ X( p+ rwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* h, k# P7 n. `; edeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.# b7 F# ^- U# |4 ?1 R
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* }% T% C' \% ?4 [( a9 V) i8 L. \One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come/ S0 O# b; V$ Z
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she9 ], k' @& K- s- J' v
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't1 k- ?3 J- w7 W4 h
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and; ^9 q8 D3 q5 O
committed my life to her sister., Z/ ?6 o2 N1 ~& n6 F' m
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. J( X$ {: ~" h0 L2 O: aWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
# \1 O( ~; m2 l5 B$ ssaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild; R& A0 l7 t. C5 q$ y4 c: F% Q B
fling, just come up and get me."4 q3 { v, G5 |9 A7 z. P
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: m: E8 ~: \" A- B$ iI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
2 g: i4 R# _( Uthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline5 Z3 P% r; i. z$ [' D
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards* }9 H7 c, j& W
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
: H1 t( |, L" x/ eoutside, all clapping!
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) r# ^9 _ j1 ^6 m: SWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and9 J# ?6 A, R* {
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
, P- M7 V( s% H0 W/ J+ Y! k7 jask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." ^7 p2 S. R* b6 [6 Z+ z
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your. B) I8 h' r: g0 n5 P
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