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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I% ?% n. N( `9 `& N! A5 U
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
# ^4 q: a" Y. l$ H, K& E& gonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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" x4 U6 V7 X5 O1 f% m2 KMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very; i9 W% L# X# ~1 D6 f
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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r) \: n& L! Wwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
P, O; k3 X& N9 U% E1 movercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and: D j( g: P# U+ Z! d
committed my life to her sister.
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$ X1 P+ `9 Q' Q- NWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
! r; s' s" n: j8 esaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
* A$ a8 ~. V! X' N8 _; Jfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up I' u/ \; f$ O% C+ |0 H
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline2 s$ i; X7 J, i! [3 k' o! H8 v
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing, u% D' H1 m/ P" Q* k8 N
outside, all clapping!* ?+ [, W3 B/ V" @* t
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."0 I/ U! M7 c" i- Z: [
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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