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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
7 A$ `& s+ M2 a3 }* r. r+ x: l% Fhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
% ? I& r1 u$ Z4 Ntight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
2 W7 I3 q# p. R' L% m* t7 Qwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
* P' @+ L; ~ _& E; Sdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come) @) J, H% G% C) L, c$ p, I
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she9 w& R/ x5 |% v7 G. i
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't* k, M: b- i& j8 K" e4 T. y( q
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
! I" F- i" {8 X+ |1 @& fcommitted my life to her sister.; E: I G- p* M; P7 J8 t
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, |, E1 b% G; D5 D2 d& oWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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5 G6 m5 t1 x; l# h4 D5 GI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up2 k( Q& t( G0 `! s/ ?9 K
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline& C9 A. a1 m+ x7 g
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards# N g8 B% Y* B n# P1 s
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing. {! V% Y7 }% Z7 m& T* }( R
outside, all clapping!
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5 |* H8 r$ K' bWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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