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; D& ?2 ]( j( y( v. tI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
; G% m0 \2 Q1 W# Y6 }had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
1 n" r; u7 ~* n$ c& R7 donly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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5 V& V6 f( ~0 m1 [1 F. y2 OMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
5 \8 V5 l9 ?: ]: Etight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
: E6 r3 `( I7 v5 @& g" ?0 `when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
0 e9 t$ X/ q! g# Zdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come* F+ S+ L7 _+ N. N2 A1 ]* v3 \
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
6 a/ T1 y# g1 r# F, x% vwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't9 H* |% J M% \( e W: G1 l* u3 H
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) Q) r+ m( P4 i- b& A1 ~committed my life to her sister.
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, @! {# V3 H* a UWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
; W C( n! n, a4 F5 {said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild$ ]. }/ R5 [# r' F6 u& F
fling, just come up and get me."( ?1 ?: {8 C9 M& g5 C" ^
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up7 a% a' n/ ?& {4 h/ I: C# p/ e) T
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline+ e: t. V# s0 B" h; h+ q$ O; \5 Y6 ~
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards) U2 K& D- [8 _1 a! R& p
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing9 V5 h: T9 D: Z, n
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* g/ }6 L$ C+ b7 f; P: R ?1 zWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
: |( d: u, V2 T! W+ s" Ksaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't1 o' W+ \5 U% M; F! H
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."/ d: r. A6 d+ ]% q( d
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