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. W$ X: R. M& B o0 T7 g1 a% OI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
7 z7 ]6 g3 f ^had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
6 t7 c" `, @) Q4 d: i6 h. Gonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very' H4 m# q8 A5 V5 |: d$ b
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come9 r+ E2 }; n0 @
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she7 I* @+ a X3 t! I, H
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't! T% b% ?" h& M; A9 N
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and% i1 X' ?8 {6 e- M
committed my life to her sister. D) z4 f* J9 H1 W% I* |8 X/ E
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
8 Z4 H. A4 \- s/ l: U( ]1 xsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild$ @4 r! ~, Y* Y) Q
fling, just come up and get me." I R5 Z7 Y8 O5 `, S( I: C
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: W) [0 \0 Z8 U$ A* P$ ]1 kI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards1 d$ C8 J! h: Z
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0 F2 e% t/ F# U" b0 kTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing: h1 w2 N, ^8 q& Z$ a
outside, all clapping!7 u4 g. p, E N- t
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and# O% _- c! P+ s2 a, T W
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
8 g# Y- c/ |$ {, R5 ?0 _: rask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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