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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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6 V* R& y# A8 r' ?0 HMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very) F$ P$ P' f. N( I
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.$ q8 q4 L3 J8 _
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: G2 j; R* h/ _3 m+ mOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come: z- L$ Q- Q8 S, t5 n a
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she' V! ~$ F1 a y, {& t" y. B
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't* P" y5 r _- R: D. N6 N' o0 ~
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and! A/ V& J" @0 o( D3 t, i
committed my life to her sister.4 n) H& B+ J/ z- m# Q# K" I: ^. _2 @
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' ?' V: n9 Z: }' g) K& p4 I% o/ jWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She& m* b* `: X- M- E5 q8 }& B# ~
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild9 ?% T" `% q5 X# [% j: D8 k4 K3 z/ F8 W
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards P2 v1 H0 T/ X! }; t1 B
my car.7 R& L* V8 z: u( E0 p0 G
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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* ^, }8 F0 W3 Z: s/ D7 O' ^( X5 gWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and& |9 F2 @+ V! _
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't1 c. j' } Z% K; v2 E
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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3 Z' h" m- D6 q- ~3 V' sAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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