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9 M& V, a( U! n) }' i6 b! l7 mI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I/ P) ^% I5 l9 P9 v( p0 ~
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was) u; k, H# I% u3 P
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very0 \: O. [2 f# o1 L
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down6 y8 I K4 i, {. U; e7 L. |" c% j
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be5 r2 v, S- Q3 [7 m% N
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.( e- D3 H% X+ e3 x% l
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come1 U1 m g: [9 M; R+ _: K7 V
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she. F' B; S& r, y
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't0 b c! U: B; l' ^8 L3 K) L
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and' s5 `( R, V4 ?
committed my life to her sister. U; v" y1 m4 |' V# p
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G% w4 ]7 U$ M# Y. GWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She0 E: V- x; D5 [, U' T0 ]9 o4 R
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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( e9 H% c; r/ _# c5 v% ~- ~! b7 WI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
0 h9 n( D3 ^/ U8 V cthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
, \, x: }, P$ q( ]* }4 _straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards; ?( M# s) o* v b" ~, s$ {
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing$ Z5 u1 I' |, o% F' Z8 O
outside, all clapping!
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+ M8 {. [/ ~* h( [+ r/ d/ gWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and. p& q4 J n& r! W
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
- V( ?/ p3 x4 Y+ U% \5 bask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."- K' ?( Z( _0 R9 @
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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