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- i! l4 y; M* Z0 X- mI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I' w( _ D/ i n/ I% N( d9 P- k
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was& i/ Q* U1 f) f* H% p9 C
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.+ C1 X: `/ ?; `- a- T4 @ ]
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
2 P- K& v) A4 W& t3 \: b- g$ N2 btight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down/ X7 |, g3 y( C; q6 L% f# T9 Y! N
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
( Z+ _8 Y, K! Qdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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2 h; R, o& c, Z5 c# ]6 I R0 c8 MOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
) i7 `$ i* s4 Rover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she* c& Q: Q5 O) C8 _
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
5 P4 q! |; P4 S) R/ rovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
( ]! e) M" C, ~7 ^committed my life to her sister.
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% S% v& ]7 X' Y# Q- m" l) |Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She4 ^" B! \) u5 J# ]- Q; H: d
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
3 g( k& `3 a1 C2 z$ I& e- p9 A* gfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ p+ p! B* v% d# @, N" ?( J
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
8 S ^5 K9 {. b/ m& p, zstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
3 S c6 p9 ^8 a6 ]9 o5 kmy car.
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5 p6 b' H2 b8 A# u) s; x% CTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
, M1 C4 x2 @2 ]# m0 ]) V! qoutside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
9 \$ d+ g% |& Q8 \2 psaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't+ O6 R8 V" A+ d& K- e$ x
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."3 J, |5 Z1 X, V% p4 a' i
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5 ? j; {. [! [And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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