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had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
& t+ o, l: F5 c( Z& M( `- Q% Tonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.) y$ B" p' Y( M0 u: u
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8 d5 j% C/ {! c5 b" y E- }1 aMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
% E- O, \' k3 W/ etight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down& p2 d2 ]0 F% S) O* u* p
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be) Z" C$ o t, f7 }3 F/ `4 G
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.. X! b$ c& c* p Z0 F
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) K0 c: v5 r W2 a8 g) z( DOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. G8 l) ]( A( m) ]0 _
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and! |8 a$ m( Y7 m7 q4 z; a. U
committed my life to her sister.: H/ E) s* ?+ ^+ @& }" q( ?7 Q6 `% y
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
. g$ _! W2 i; c. j) t8 {said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild+ u N7 k: c$ S( a/ e3 h* q- W( D
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up. J: L, ^, e8 L# g8 ]
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline: e9 P. q& Y4 G1 }& x; v; l
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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! X S- c) I4 P: l2 E7 ~6 ETo my surprise, my entire future family was standing6 E! T2 y& X, {+ U$ U
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and1 o* J3 m; k7 s7 ^: p
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- Q& n# P- x/ }; E* ]
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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