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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
# @; m5 A, P& @9 k# b4 \had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
3 B9 B& A' }! r. K0 d' y* I0 {only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.4 j" P! F. t; Q6 F3 |3 G9 @
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' M( f3 ~ x7 f3 p) }# ?" UMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be* e' ^3 J% @' l
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 q; A3 D, `& A/ `
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6 ?6 Q& ?* g$ | ?+ ]: y; nOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. `$ N. K+ k4 L, z" d G7 g
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and4 ?# f. ]" r5 E1 G% S, e- w8 `" n1 m
committed my life to her sister.. S( ?/ D7 _/ @0 p
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
' K9 j: `/ D- c7 }# k) G1 {: wsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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' b% B# W& Q9 C6 h- A) tI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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1 Q! L( Q# M2 Vmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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0 x5 M, v: `3 U0 L; u: J8 iWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and4 U! }/ |7 m8 G; N/ S. G9 b
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't$ [% t! h3 H3 u: ?" A, z
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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