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4 e0 p* A0 n! R5 _0 d! RI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I4 p1 X/ a. p' Z/ k2 e2 S; ]0 f
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, i. u O1 V1 ]: } b0 N# s6 r
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.5 p$ `! W$ n8 \$ a
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+ ?7 F5 g# e) t3 ]3 }% c4 D; PMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very; {$ i5 X1 M0 J! n0 p7 R, s
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down& z" L( E8 d" P- V9 T. V
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be- V: b+ g$ i: ^! m: X* v4 G
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
- o1 Q( e) u' [, X2 f Bover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
% `3 g+ @8 f+ U8 E! C+ hwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't9 H; T+ p( F7 j/ s) L
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
9 O8 Z, o; u, H6 wcommitted my life to her sister.
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- j/ P: u* n% L% r* Z- ^Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She: E$ ?! {+ w' J- O! M* q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild1 b1 E5 t1 j: X D* L5 V$ }8 W
fling, just come up and get me."6 N7 P2 E6 G! N2 p% b
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0 ^! Z: {) O3 uI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
+ |# I8 D) h6 V& W+ Ythe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
7 B0 l, \$ @ b9 k' Q5 ?straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards, O3 W6 Z. i2 a4 t
my car.5 H' }$ @1 ]/ v4 S. \! }: ] E2 i
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing7 d4 v& E4 o2 u4 U, ^' X8 ]
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and! X; i) w- O! h- A5 j
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
$ x: I {7 i" b! S- y: u: U: e* F: uask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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4 m& t7 b# Z3 g: p/ sAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your$ g, b/ k3 j+ j) k! }
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