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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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" G0 n+ V. z. AMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very$ `1 d+ e- ~6 J+ P5 g) x* |
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down N o. ~/ u# Q3 Z
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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3 D0 X# b% E: X1 d8 cOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come7 R) h8 \4 F" ^& l. D
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she3 Y1 v1 L% x. f0 I, M
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't# M H/ h) W- h4 o3 S1 S# ^: x
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
8 _6 ]1 R( c8 Z5 t8 fcommitted my life to her sister.
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" o$ t/ R3 m! [- g7 xWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
, C9 A: l" o# U* Hsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
8 \) h1 Y4 c W( p5 kfling, just come up and get me."/ k4 H, w: Q" F7 i, k7 A) U% X
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up9 V7 l5 ?" ?) m8 Z1 R2 @9 q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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* ]6 Y' u3 m6 B8 D: Y$ O0 \With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and' y- z, A- y3 R
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't+ @" Q9 A: `5 p$ g& ~" `* E
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."2 P: |5 G- T+ K! c
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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