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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I* @" ?1 f$ g2 W) i' I" h. M) M7 B& }
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, z9 d) o$ l7 E0 {. e
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.9 t% ^# R2 `1 y3 r6 O! y$ W
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- _! o9 R* _! _4 c% w# TMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
5 K: j! @# F1 d% ~; p5 A9 jtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
& |" N2 N1 U, y4 Y/ n- Cwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
5 Q$ N( G/ G. M6 [deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't; @7 b" I; e; V, {
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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* V! r; `: _$ i$ N% i3 y z9 ?7 ~Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
- c) a# d8 H6 K; C9 N( \! v" N# Nsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ {" i: B" u, t: b1 x: h9 @
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline" S+ }* H( `! t
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards+ l+ _% ~. T- H$ g; Z0 ?
my car.2 p$ W0 {; X$ Y+ d
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 ^8 u7 c: v" y( S
outside, all clapping!
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1 s( X1 M& V2 M; O6 b4 C: t; kWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and) L0 [4 `( U/ ~* ~# q
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
3 c3 [- J y- L, v5 j- ~: Hask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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) K8 l! _) ^6 a4 @And the moral of this story is: Always keep your( ~: {( N" q/ p O! A
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