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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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+ ?9 q, D6 d, fMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.4 p0 N' ~( C/ V% y' O# k$ ~0 R. B, c
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over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she$ Y% ^* z) |6 s+ [) ?
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She( T. e* Y; z2 U2 N1 s
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild) \9 n% V" p1 C6 g
fling, just come up and get me."$ j) V8 Z) _5 m% w
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up% a* W v8 Z6 P% i
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline9 z) [# s# b* i" Z. l0 k3 n
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards. Y% a* t- w- f7 {8 |
my car.
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7 C! u. k! `8 k" e4 {! V; A0 VTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."# i/ l3 q9 _; U; i$ [
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