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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I% ]& y4 @9 t1 i2 L9 D9 m
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
/ Q6 p V2 m! P! R# xonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.. H% n4 J3 R# x- z3 Z! J
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 G) I' `+ o$ a6 f5 {tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
9 S" c) v2 m8 T, Qwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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! y6 T# M+ W( S0 s$ D; X( r& jOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
* `( q2 i& e$ N3 }0 l/ n) Iover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
( h' d: J+ y9 C C, D# Zwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
0 ^! l+ ~! c, x# X( @( J3 Uovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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1 U- p2 i% y+ i n. C7 c' Z3 iWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She- E. [/ l; [9 [- p" n
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild9 c7 [$ s' v I. t( \2 \
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
# r2 e9 \3 J7 f! bthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing1 y! S0 p, A! Q. G
outside, all clapping!: @/ w. H, S) S& I
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, E* @9 W5 H- b5 P2 m& RWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and) e% R0 l2 X5 S# T2 i8 o9 F
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
% z) d" |; n4 m3 z" g1 W* aask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."% O6 n% G( A. T5 C
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your# X; o8 ], o# h1 @7 [
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