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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
& a" I7 }: s' h, q" qdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
3 g7 U3 z1 M% ]over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
3 Z8 W' G$ P7 Ywhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't; F0 h4 ^! d* H
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and' S, l0 B5 ]( Z) e
committed my life to her sister.; {) t# r! F$ \. u/ t! A
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5 P' @5 u1 x' O+ S' U, X [3 jWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
, y. e* E, S1 l7 U/ ysaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
+ }! h: t/ V& T4 c# t- wfling, just come up and get me."
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% a( E# m, Z( ~. Q* l5 W0 s, yI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
T3 K+ E# K. _9 |3 I4 lmy car.
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+ {, {8 i* A ]$ c; ?+ `+ ]To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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* C/ H2 J) g( ~& k* S( l# F" qWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and i! D( \' V1 x; _
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
1 l( B) r$ r: Q: M# p7 Zask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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: V; ]9 |: Q& u. x% eAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your. Y7 A/ A2 }' _9 x1 r' R# `3 C
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