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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
6 {. F& e9 \* l& stight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else., D! j- [. l8 \4 x
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4 H( w+ M4 G$ p4 M8 \9 Y' s% BOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come" h( |8 h) N% q9 [
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
' Y- Y- ^/ q: \8 _whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
" r$ J- e+ g) S- {# @overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and. L. G* S( K8 U' q
committed my life to her sister.
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- V& J! x4 t" PWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She" Z3 M# a; v0 S% o; v
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up/ g% \0 U6 ^. i. H% i
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline! a4 h# |' w" r& }- a7 ^
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards+ Y& `6 T! d$ R, k7 s: }
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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/ A6 J" ~* a3 w6 \With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
, p0 |' y( r) ^% M/ Q3 l6 Rsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't' @6 ^0 C7 g9 O
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your# @8 _6 L6 V: t7 G' M
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