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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I( v+ n" o: o& @- t
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
3 S `, `) _3 @% s: q2 M. `only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very! o4 c) H) j+ D9 [+ v- a
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down6 Z/ h8 j' P4 @+ |
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be" D+ O6 Q6 f( T5 o& Q+ n
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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7 S# v; ^) e# \ O; @. n1 S& Ewhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
* v' }/ b1 e! s0 D @+ G: d8 {overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
3 v8 E' l6 C! ~% l( x% Tcommitted my life to her sister.6 [3 a7 E5 H6 T
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
' }) ]% n% k1 {- P6 ^said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
% S, j( C+ u' c6 C2 dfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing8 i$ T+ O+ `1 S, u
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; s2 @5 J: H6 V! tWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and; L6 E% f7 m+ w) c1 _% I r
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't) C; i% c/ R: I$ D4 w( y
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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