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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 D7 F/ A# S/ S# p. |) b
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
8 l4 w& n' y3 W% G* m5 H8 Eonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
! A5 T6 D0 x/ Q1 Q, mtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down4 O1 R1 D: U R8 T* n( @2 Y8 d7 x
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be: s4 T/ Q9 l/ Y/ E% v( j7 K/ Z
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.' ?0 t( L. p$ @4 l* W( x
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
' l D7 [( L5 |3 d% ~' w, Tover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
$ {- w& I5 d; q7 {" h8 S& a5 V. jwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't, A" z, O& z( }. J. v6 t8 R' L
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
* a" {6 r- G8 ]8 |2 B x. I8 Scommitted my life to her sister.: v# g! M- P2 t( `" m: L) U/ ?
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She% z% @7 I0 p; H' e" n
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
8 P+ V" a; ^3 fthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
) @- C8 }1 q# E) {straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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$ G& t9 q! d6 M( FTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing4 v4 j- F# ~4 A$ n' V4 t n
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
' y+ q0 a/ n+ h$ @8 I8 g" a/ Usaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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