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had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was% @& ]4 K \: p: W- W% J/ N
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.( x7 e* F! U5 h @4 e- N/ N3 W
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
$ }4 y& o- ^) M' atight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
' g+ |! v' h' W9 V# S1 Twhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
0 i: p% E ~( ideliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she3 s$ P/ U% d3 A2 \7 L
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't# Q- F8 `6 X2 R- ~$ d5 p {
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and2 i0 h1 H; ~' ~8 T& Z
committed my life to her sister.+ P6 s, F7 b" F y* M
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She! J& Z7 o/ \6 Q# M% v' M9 E( N/ q
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild) A% s N9 q0 Y i, o6 `; N
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards& X+ c" F# M0 U. A# _$ ]9 B
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing7 V) a" C" Z7 P H2 u ?
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and9 l/ M6 k2 R: N3 ?/ M
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
, W# R8 t- H. c4 ]ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."- ~8 u/ i( L* R! \1 q* T
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your% G* a" u7 m( D$ v% w9 ^
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