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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I, O5 x8 U0 l$ m+ i. ^
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
+ }5 L( o! A6 T% u( r# r$ U; F1 `only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.& W/ J, R6 a6 L' _6 m3 u \
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 D% K& a( A1 f, {- W
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
( i2 T9 A/ X4 \% e9 swhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
. S+ |. P9 a! Z+ ~* o& Sdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.0 u R) ?- G% ?1 _9 @
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
5 D) L) g0 p9 K0 D; l! \4 H/ ?over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
) M) z( @& i* ?" t7 C* ?whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't3 {& [' p+ M# F
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
8 c* u" C z3 k) acommitted my life to her sister. }! v/ {, E' f4 P7 z' H5 D% }- `4 h
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
% x3 V) A. a2 d% R7 o7 W" Isaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
1 Q2 d4 @+ |7 o: pfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards% x4 \- V( I0 S( i$ k M& o
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing* G1 N" d4 q% t% Q
outside, all clapping!
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& S0 n; b) a% RWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% x# Q+ Q& \* v% ~" f
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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. p V# {' G' `+ ?6 F' \: m- }And the moral of this story is: Always keep your. v* F2 q, J) U
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