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. t* f/ I; @1 v" i/ V! fI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I* S: ^$ ]) q/ U: E3 [$ B+ N
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
- h) K- X4 H' k; Eonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.+ V* G% Q. o$ F& E/ v
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% z; c; i, l1 d8 ?! n: K0 c# bMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 e8 w6 B- M2 M; k3 @, p& V4 Btight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down6 F0 ^" r* r1 l8 z/ v9 C
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
, h9 J; j7 Q+ a# f1 y5 q5 c1 x( U( Rdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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5 e% j3 R, H$ {7 t/ Y, uOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't, R9 F$ y7 L. ?, f
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and; P# \# b" \3 ]! g
committed my life to her sister.( f3 t, s" Z' z" F1 F* R; m, g% M9 u
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She L; v& M8 {; ^7 ?$ @* \
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up/ B7 C* D) p: X# ?5 h. |6 `+ Q& O
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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) }( X6 S/ n+ n& B+ yWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
P$ g; `. T$ P& g: psaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't$ Q4 w0 k; Z7 t
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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" c( k% u3 {( |1 l( V8 }& YAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your, e) X) O; i. G9 k7 [ U L
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