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4 e& X8 w: s& c8 I$ Z$ M. {( zI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I6 Y6 j+ F- e6 ?' G; t; u
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was9 F' w3 r# o4 p; p6 y. \
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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4 E( u7 B+ p, T/ V. M( N& n; m% PMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, i) |7 w0 U) V* P$ U+ L7 x8 J6 z
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else., d4 N: o) K+ Y* o/ H
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! `5 a( D7 C) r" O' q, V- ^& E1 pOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and4 T' g% G$ |0 K. p2 K I
committed my life to her sister.! w u" J# O0 k8 i* L: q1 R6 q
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She$ p% r$ k$ _6 B
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild. F+ @% y3 ^: `+ ?3 _
fling, just come up and get me."8 p% `- j* W( l4 W2 X# v, h; d
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
5 K) j' W3 [2 w$ zthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and: b. K, o- a( S* x/ \. r6 n! S
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't' v" N# |+ A/ A7 x) Y A( `
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."2 Y" v9 d, e$ f, ?+ f$ S
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. c$ i4 B# d/ h$ ?& HAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your, `8 y0 k1 H6 V! T' P# v
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