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% y! z1 e. J6 q, p* h3 R6 PI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very$ b6 q2 c* A0 u/ ?% H
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down$ `6 s7 D& w: i7 f6 l
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be$ ~( b5 s2 Z8 o$ V: z
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
/ n) n5 t: x! V) fcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
+ M7 D4 w( l1 a4 U$ A. n+ \+ Psaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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6 K* w3 R4 q& O2 \I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 X/ E) Q1 Y4 G- N
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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t# p. g- h; |( P$ ^9 Y7 hTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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3 q! f0 x. C* w1 x& DWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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