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# f% r4 e5 z _4 @) i" n& SI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
! J; v0 ]: @! y5 thad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
0 ^) H) @* t' { B: k3 ~only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.% ]% n r: g* L' m8 P: |
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very* x# Y. D" H* v# F* h! `/ T
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come# p1 n6 I* f4 ?6 b" f' v# I' [
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
& g1 C. H: q) x4 L2 h/ v% m: Cwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't3 [9 z8 v4 n( j7 H, `
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
9 w/ G& N- \0 {# n: E4 U) Ssaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild* D' e6 ~; N# }8 ^3 _- I' ?( u
fling, just come up and get me."4 w( C+ g4 \# V2 G
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" V: a5 {, N9 K/ AI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& y! U) q. e4 X. O g4 cthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline( M6 Z! s. @& ^
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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' k( v1 z W ~1 `To my surprise, my entire future family was standing, F1 ~* x" }# j5 m- C
outside, all clapping!
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/ `+ g2 Y5 g# {With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
8 N% o& v' o. a4 D# j* v8 wsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't! u" S$ @. ~1 {
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.") F7 R& m) J. ? N0 H5 L
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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