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4 `6 Q9 a' \5 L4 B6 n( E. |I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 e7 O8 s" b0 ?0 u0 ?( |
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was4 Z# o6 P. e; d0 E0 M+ v2 j- q
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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M" F& _3 i- x2 s( O5 Q/ q1 S3 k: QMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
/ ]( {' X* {" `tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' K& B5 z; ]# R; S* b; H' I8 d9 U
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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0 v6 X/ u% `+ r5 D9 F: O! L ZOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come) M B% X! g! x1 _: p
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
9 ~0 k0 z" t; b3 m3 ?: d1 t) cwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't! U% s- E' b8 h+ ?
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and4 ]+ ^: r6 Z- ?: v6 q
committed my life to her sister.
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. n5 `8 e7 t' [ g. LWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
7 _! H- I3 g/ Tsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
! ~9 X: t! s) I/ @$ cfling, just come up and get me."0 V8 I# O1 Z$ y( c( G9 P- j- n
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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, O3 |' F1 F2 i" Y2 D+ Y( FTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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: {; z1 c, v7 ^; p, l0 D, }, eWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and+ ^' Z7 b/ o @# j# g
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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