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: ^: T; s: e7 R4 B' oI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I: h: [' I8 W9 W$ U+ f
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, A9 q' V; n" y
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.0 ], p8 v+ c% T4 J# W
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very* W, x8 n" V) T$ s) {
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down' a7 ?1 l( U6 I! s: [
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be) `! U- d) A. M; t! [2 c
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come1 z. g. Q q! ?
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
9 b- D* Y6 y8 e- M/ r6 t1 fwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. X! A1 S7 ~% G
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and& H* [) e, q9 n+ W( U3 H% a/ z
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
4 C: K7 E* X( I4 i2 z8 |said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild; q) o/ G0 ~) u. ~# c( U
fling, just come up and get me."0 b, Z9 l# r: B: E
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
0 E+ l, I8 s9 h$ Ythe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
B: L' k9 i+ X" B. Mstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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9 m5 ?; b. o& r/ g1 u6 W/ L( d- dTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
5 S0 Z8 i' k1 d. z( b& youtside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your' K/ G% F( s; S$ c" a( \/ S
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