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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 |& j: q) t, x8 W
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was2 M5 _& H4 T2 a1 k# m0 H ]8 x
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.; \' V) J- r& x/ ^
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" n& {# j% z7 F3 ~! kMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 y# L; i) ]$ h: Ytight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
* }9 i! K, x; n# d- L" P( gwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be7 F4 ~2 J/ D' y, H- a: @
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
6 j- d; V: f, U. P2 g) e( X- G% wover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
4 [! J3 o) a2 P) k* E+ W+ ewhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't. I M) M U2 l0 A/ a8 T
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: G6 a: m# g8 t$ j+ K. fcommitted my life to her sister.
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+ m8 r2 V9 T8 x, A) BWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 {3 {4 m0 g8 D& [
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
f, M$ C$ ]- U& u- h( `8 Kfling, just come up and get me."* N: W2 o+ D" O* g5 H2 ^
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9 v/ V; u7 Y) Y2 x% J0 ], n6 wI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
- M! J. y3 k+ Y& l: [- |- A& F cthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
& D m2 T8 L7 {8 s- m# istraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
9 E6 l* n: ]7 P6 ]9 [9 L5 q, Wmy car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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, Z' i$ c7 _" L! P: TWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
1 {6 q1 R( L" u) d0 k2 j6 Fsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- ^2 b6 S$ X) g7 s
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."8 R# t2 m% A) I1 ~3 {( v0 Z* s/ M) W4 z
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. }9 Y9 W9 T+ g3 i6 p! z. h$ I6 qAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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