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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
9 E' x& C# K8 i1 Phad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
& I' d c9 N6 [& s# g4 ronly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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6 `/ P' q1 z" e4 ^/ ZMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 ]1 t2 _( ]4 c N# A' ltight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
7 p4 T4 m$ g! w p5 dwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
9 [# m3 F: |9 a$ s# Ddeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.* C9 L2 U" w; X [) }
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
3 X$ l9 A: y' ?, T. jover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
4 |( E" F# }6 O# cwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't& a; t8 M$ m+ S6 W' J
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and! t3 I/ R+ B7 a) e) U+ O
committed my life to her sister.7 I. ]8 v, k- [7 K4 \0 y4 Q7 w
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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3 q" F: W! ?* `+ ?I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
! |( }' f/ W- l: B1 f, _the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
! V0 v0 _. t, t% b. Y, kstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 v3 A7 U; [/ |
outside, all clapping!8 o6 R) m* O$ l2 p) X
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and6 j9 l: L+ [2 |
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't5 p2 e. [! x8 C" F" d! {& ?8 Y3 p
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."& Q& [: B8 F2 `5 ~% N
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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