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) p. v+ L7 C( v) dI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 k- {% `! K2 K, t `tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
; M$ F4 s6 t! K) {9 ~9 w0 qwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
( G" P! f# [2 s2 q l4 ndeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.% \3 l, b/ Q! N, Y. ?
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9 V# \. p9 I" N9 iOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
6 p8 I, O6 x5 J rovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and f0 W- F5 u% U; I) U- N
committed my life to her sister.; k7 c- ]: \3 t5 i, e7 H) ]
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' o2 L( m x+ r: @5 w; b3 A IWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up$ k% D6 D+ i2 ~. R
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline5 ~" u' F. Y9 Y- ?
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards9 E9 d2 H3 F( Z& N% }; r
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( @5 @9 a, S: T' ]+ R7 X( XTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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' }! `' O; _! O: mWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
% q- J3 `- |. y9 ]9 {; Z+ ^5 m6 Isaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
2 Y! ?' v R( z5 ?: @! Task for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."0 E0 g+ t. s3 C' h) O0 o! S
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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