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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I7 t Q# O9 N9 w
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was; k9 I0 P7 j2 O7 E: z
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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( x9 W7 t1 [& I) _/ nMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very! s$ T l1 c7 d
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down9 N! ^/ L) a% U& }
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
4 P9 ?# A% d/ `# b' Cdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't# k G+ d$ a6 V& V
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) q4 B( p1 N; @; r) D# t% C% P$ ?committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
5 l0 r- X r/ ?9 I( Asaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
5 s/ ?8 K1 {; {4 h" N3 b0 L$ Yfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up5 B6 c0 R' [7 n
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
& Z& j/ \7 M4 d( qstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
9 |3 {% }8 [2 R! `- R. |& Tmy car.
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# N9 x( I5 u( vTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
" i4 z0 I; X f2 |5 Ooutside, all clapping!
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' Y3 W( e& G" q) j1 _2 R% K# cWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
{$ i! p% S- Z6 J4 E' ^, u& h! \said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't( {5 l% w/ u! n3 L
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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