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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
' C2 N" ^3 V- Q5 G" phad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
1 n$ F8 E9 ]/ _2 o$ Qonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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% U% M0 j3 H8 _8 {whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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committed my life to her sister.4 a! M3 k; b2 K7 T
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
% y" q; _$ L7 k) s2 T9 j- u) _said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
& A! P) ~0 `( E! P3 o! qthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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C$ E2 a3 E+ {; E/ D2 BWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
8 y0 \- ?! ~9 ?3 G$ \/ Tsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
' p: s& p z3 y* Fask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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