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% b: U5 _% H6 ?* ^% t: j5 g8 {+ {I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I" n5 i9 C- n3 O7 R8 |4 I- M
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, V( L. r* M; y) B0 F. O
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.2 D( O/ n' l# w7 S5 ^
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
, g: e) G* h3 j. v9 G8 a- stight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
9 x$ G1 g# E" D. E8 W% qwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
5 f' p/ V4 g- V* H3 c F: }- K7 S7 `deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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! i' b1 M% m" r/ ?" D9 y5 V& ~: DOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! I4 ^& n! G8 j" w. b) v
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she2 \" w1 D/ ?6 h- X+ g7 m9 I7 ~
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
# {- y5 a( R; povercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
$ \$ N; a3 G: H! Z) Vcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
" R* c6 _" R* n, f1 Ysaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
& ]7 }4 L) v; l; S9 [ g6 dfling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up: s6 L+ u6 M, L8 p) `1 R; l
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
+ ]; l: o0 Q& h8 u' istraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
5 b$ e/ z8 X1 _* K/ l- L4 u: X; Fmy car.
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" e7 a# @# S! q9 I+ `To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
# v0 l2 A# O/ Y) q) F+ o5 ooutside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% K8 }$ [; x8 I/ L% k" w9 T+ R3 F
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
4 J# X0 X& X9 c! v& L; A' U# pask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."2 z3 ]4 `/ q" Q( w/ ~, P3 X
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) `4 Q; a1 X$ g1 d& tAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your9 ^. M! F: Z2 ]& H0 b! I
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