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$ D. M& W( W- M) P0 A FI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I2 b4 C& T5 y( ~+ }1 h( F: R
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
, `: M; u& {4 e5 eonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.( ^2 n o' X2 N. k" {* H
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, b% m3 B) i; |! c% W
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
5 I/ M1 |5 K2 l5 Zwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be0 F1 } o* W$ r& k# ?
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- B8 K& G* h0 c5 Z8 h
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1 O; l1 p% C! _6 Q$ y2 r2 _One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come+ e7 s$ k7 }/ @+ ^) s
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
; D* y4 x# b, Wwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't4 L) H2 S# M0 y
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: [: a& u" E; G6 Z# ccommitted my life to her sister.
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# d) m2 g- u0 h WWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
- q) @% p( i D6 p- u/ {said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild3 w S$ t/ r1 ]: p7 n* n$ V
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! p% @9 l% m* i' |" XI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up8 A( d& [7 E `( D
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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3 D8 L3 ~" J# W$ k- FTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing0 ~3 S; U- m' H& |8 Z* Q+ x' Q7 n# ^
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
8 W h9 t. ?1 r- Z+ ]$ isaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
: }+ q4 }, M1 O% Sask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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