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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
9 h% G' t( @- F0 V' Zhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was8 r1 x& c. q6 q J$ |) H
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.* G8 O; v" q' U) }8 _7 R
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4 l/ q$ i1 I e7 x( H/ N+ ~1 hMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
9 T3 x% C4 q. stight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
5 y, ~1 Q) D2 M# Iwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be3 Q' o3 O/ e8 H" b) a( d
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
9 Y" B+ N1 m, ?0 V% c' S3 rover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
9 N: A* B% H! p4 a; _$ [whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
8 m6 T3 ~5 Q* j+ V6 P, t# novercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and3 d8 V4 F2 I( p- c% M
committed my life to her sister.5 |3 G0 [5 n9 X9 U
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7 J: Q, B8 w3 a, pWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
0 B U& Y, y! i* J. Isaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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( X, G" M: e/ V+ N( ^1 S1 x |% G5 pI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up) K$ ?; s b& w( } p5 a
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline; i. L8 v% ^: G# z
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards: ~0 k) u9 W8 u: f5 x
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# J3 g- {2 R- RTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and8 c. d1 E @5 \, F5 c6 z( @# _0 z
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your4 P. _8 n$ n: L9 V# V- f
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