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* z8 a: M# M: a7 B& g! z2 wI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I8 \# Z4 h2 Z F& X
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was- c. G* j# g$ v$ h3 x
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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1 g( ?# n# f+ d: r' y; hMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very1 N# H B7 @0 g- k' J$ @
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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9 g5 p2 j+ Z# A, h/ l" G& Y- q* G Ndeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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% E7 i, L& d- eOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come; R2 v2 y! [; q9 g
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she9 d5 l2 b0 v7 `4 E, E) a- q
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't3 c0 H0 D4 ^' P5 e- K
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and' C. j3 r: m" h
committed my life to her sister.
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7 M1 \- _& f I- x/ MWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She" @; G. R4 J3 B# o9 F
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
8 J/ M9 O( q' l; N5 ifling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up& K5 t* q+ `6 p
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline3 p1 [/ C6 y R" p
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards1 u: v- K7 e% ^0 M3 M' A
my car.+ a! H: R6 c& x& V. v" {$ R. b
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
% p# o% @* Q& hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
& U6 [5 U, t$ a7 ^6 f* ?0 i: pask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."- @- [" R9 a$ M/ R
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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