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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I5 \: h( Y( K2 a, r+ ~" P" j. Y
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was3 a* ^- w9 m, Q8 x- m! @& L# ?% e
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! ^/ l, r1 I$ B1 @; B
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3 b, h6 V; h* \1 H) T: V; D; `9 p1 MMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
w- {/ o0 H$ K( b7 U X8 dtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down" x" W" b! t, p p0 m5 i
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be0 }" c2 ?. b& w
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. F- W4 G9 e( @. [
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! I' Z4 y, ~- x" F
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 @+ Z* V9 v) \6 Cwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't; y" G5 _' ]- \
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
, ~1 _: t% z. Q# s1 Wcommitted my life to her sister." U D; s- W' B9 \% ?6 S
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& i, F: s4 p" Y3 _Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
) k9 }. `1 v# {1 h2 _2 t+ J6 \$ G( Jsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild" ^( M6 Q# T" O/ ?& ~% ~9 K
fling, just come up and get me."
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' O' m; |- R+ ^, w T8 B' |I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up J, g5 j" |) D9 k
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
" U+ l5 d' S1 Z& ]/ [straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards: ?$ L, }4 Y. t8 |6 s& `
my car.
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$ u' _+ G/ Z7 L) O, I- B8 l$ UTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing+ h6 N' k" \. B$ S: |5 [
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
# K. {* r) B& p( E9 ]said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
% z- f+ K# L8 @' ?' bask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."8 P" Z i( S) t: A* X$ T+ [
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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