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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I$ @$ z& F |, K+ Y; X6 N
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was, y0 A$ {% U$ B6 @0 A i3 ~. R
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister." F) `' s1 m; b+ _
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
- d/ ^% ~3 a) y8 Otight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down9 V& J( w% t( o
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be8 k# F8 o- c. J% r
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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& K6 l4 U9 @1 V5 _9 x; Y6 d! gOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
8 a7 \' o1 d, m% v6 [over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she8 d( M0 ]+ ]$ y* K) s
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
3 c* ^7 a4 Z( u- `- Uovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
: z# s) _, E" {. S! P8 I$ ecommitted my life to her sister.
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# b1 _# k- u" K" T( wWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
0 L7 w. N. H2 |% t3 `said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 A2 f6 V& u2 u/ t' D
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
; [. @2 f5 P. |' l" l+ d7 {' qstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
{3 w, f! _/ b- |) f/ N! Emy car.
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! c4 D' V$ L0 Z7 b8 c$ w5 ~To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and* ~- X5 S" g- u( B7 b& o
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
" \5 p( r, _# {7 E |2 Mask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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6 \ \# A8 |0 |5 WAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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