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' c8 S0 ]9 y1 y0 r1 Y6 A' Z qI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I0 P5 V- I5 D1 |- o( M
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
- y5 Y& o3 H$ Q' {& @( z0 c) ]only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.; s L6 g3 W6 m( U' `
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very, \2 v. O3 w3 R% Z1 k
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down4 P' i8 x" x6 `# l! A s
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be' p6 j5 _) b9 k3 X2 J- U
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. S, `2 J3 K4 Q2 {" v7 L" ^+ B
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5 L, v* {# a8 g; DOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
0 x# @2 }0 S+ u D3 d/ Sovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
5 B7 ^- _, N- F) k' u, e7 Zcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
+ S& X- o3 [8 W! l Rsaid, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild0 d7 Y% Y* e) b6 O) `5 U
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up' S/ [+ @# Y$ N! Y1 D& t7 b% _/ Q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline5 U1 [ ^, K: G3 {9 U- o
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards2 C* P5 Z- u8 I8 K) I5 ~
my car.8 K+ u; U# W+ e/ {# q: e. l0 E
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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9 m" q e! u) [- x7 D( Y8 SWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
! y, `, }" F* Q7 F, @5 Q) ~) Ysaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
& F9 D0 {/ w) [* Kask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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9 m+ o) K" |8 ?$ C8 s+ u3 mAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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