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; z0 K ^! g0 |8 EI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 m' g: m t/ b
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
9 E: b& v% C4 f- |! k% Tonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
4 J) ]2 g6 o2 Z4 u% t" m. kdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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2 k" s9 F' J! m* wOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come) p# H8 ` s7 j C! U A/ u6 M5 }
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she) a; `7 n7 I, l
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
& b! B/ l' T! o3 n q! k5 {( uovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
) i; r4 H$ i( A/ j4 {+ Ucommitted my life to her sister.6 v( X, p8 A& @$ p9 B( d$ U& s# s
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She' r+ O+ h: W; t: O
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild. n" c: N3 R$ x1 _/ I! Y
fling, just come up and get me."( V: A: t& H1 h9 j }& m1 l
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 f8 k/ [/ X0 k+ g' D
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing w! O7 U4 b# s
outside, all clapping!! A$ {4 Z) |* Z& K
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
4 J0 r: m7 ^) Hsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
+ X3 X: H& B7 G3 W" n6 yask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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