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8 n( P; j( D8 c4 _( B( ?I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I; r& s- k. U1 z8 L
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
0 B0 l3 S0 x/ g/ s7 Stight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.) W+ E* y, b) O4 J6 o8 n' h
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over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she, K! B4 l" [2 _' S" `
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't: Z# h6 Z2 m3 D) _5 z
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and* }: E1 T8 Q6 j
committed my life to her sister., k# I) q$ u/ S% s% b
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She$ E: R( y5 P7 ]1 z& J
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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" D0 h' }5 B- e3 {With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and% F* @2 A* }, J- h# J( G2 M, c" v
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
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" x& z) t8 D7 ~; W5 o. v; {: dAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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