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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I& d0 h X/ Q. `$ Z
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was- g9 G& l+ n+ V8 L
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very! J2 i0 Z7 |$ T3 s
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.) `' C" [" y) S
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come: ]# I4 ?, ~2 |- o. \3 j& A
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and P! ]7 t) J/ k: Y
committed my life to her sister.
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+ o7 P" f; O/ ]1 ~2 Q% V3 rWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."* {% J1 d) z$ _2 s+ @ E) _( ~/ j
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
1 {( r6 q3 @# J1 z- E% Y" G; g; _) ithe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline7 ~; w4 y5 s* W, \2 y
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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5 ~( g* a& [) `# `$ I* D/ GTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your; O' h5 F2 m5 |) G, @
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