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你可以这么想:世界上有三种人,男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓,女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。
1 @# O1 z$ s1 B9 j/ Y+ L. A% i" pengineer是需要学很多东西,原理,但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。, N# k: ?* C; V* _9 k, Z
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参照以下条件,看你到底是不适合做engg:6 Q/ g; ^$ v; O) f
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0 c3 f' g" W' L" E# A; ~1 n4 ySymptoms that you are Engineer, I$ C9 O3 x& c3 G& z6 q0 \6 z
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April 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain$ [- s+ _ r3 a8 E ]' a
1 [ B9 C( n* r3 M% L% \0 t+ KYou might be an engineer if…
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O! D; }+ i: j2 k1 H9 m* nIf your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight2 x# T9 J6 q8 J- r
If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they& p) E8 A+ b' S( _1 n. L
work" q) w4 Q1 e' |3 v
If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone8 w. ~* q y% L6 o) C
If you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”
. A6 M5 C3 e X6 F7 m, BIf your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner! U0 c# n! \9 d1 V
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie: A/ u$ d2 t7 f' S
If you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas8 N* m# ]1 m. |) X5 n8 }8 E! H
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail' I. d. a7 y3 T: m' v# \
If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the
& b/ m) d" ~8 q# J0 P4 qdecimal point in the right place& H3 a* ^$ V' V- O
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car3 \" Q7 G9 f9 p' G k
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
+ |0 B! h% H* h4 q7 uhanging coats and taping ducts+ K6 [. f/ w3 i1 o; ~ \
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest
+ A5 f- r$ X+ n+ o: m. w2 xsci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies0 e# { ~$ k- d! }0 y0 ~
If you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area' a7 g; p& u- r. ~7 C
If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a
& U" V5 @$ e- `" Btest that actually takes five minutes to run
- J ]7 p0 F9 eIf you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is, q0 b6 X% w8 P8 Y; {0 i. `" ~' D
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven6 n! @ L/ [3 |
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
6 F$ Y4 q) h2 r1 [% s. |3 i: R% vIf you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s
/ p0 M( x/ v5 e1 w$ ]inside
u2 @/ J% W6 b" i: ^If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the
6 _* d& B2 p# p Tantenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
; z+ n' I' K+ S# GIf you are currently gathering the components to build your own2 A) Y# {% B! m/ I
nuclear reactor0 f$ T6 P4 {* d3 G
If you have never backed-up your hard drive
, k6 E% S5 N* A* a# Q# SIf you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing4 w5 }0 W8 K- j' Q
games, but are afraid to say it out loud
% i+ t' }1 I: S, g8 t3 ~2 @If you truly believe aliens are living among us
& O0 k6 @5 J% |+ g, L0 }1 DIf you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance4 F( X! J- C5 ?" k0 x, W
If you see a good design and still have to change it
( @4 i; T, \: ?+ _If the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your
1 b6 e- |$ v9 v5 @. Q' G) O9 |& Wquestions
g2 I/ m$ p- J) qIf you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it; D; S& X2 v4 R' i. [: \; X- a
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your& N2 R- c1 h2 U" r
automobile tires! {; S4 T; D/ G/ L4 c
If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you, e: n9 R# q5 M0 T' S8 Z8 G
own turns bread into charcoal
* P, a- q% }1 U2 I: O0 M4 xIf you need a checklist to turn on the TV
' R; d0 n$ D X- a- ZIf you have introduced your kids by the wrong name6 `* s- L, R# q9 y
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you1 t( F* l k" x5 _2 A( i: X
rush up to the front to fix it1 h- I, Z* Z# Q( `9 s" W
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
# f2 m1 S. Q# D, ~* O1 J# `: LIf you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel/ w0 g* B: Q; S. j; W- e$ H `
and have seen most of the shows already
! q! b, A7 o" x ~If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV: A" ~( b: ~. a. c% X2 T
with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew; s: G, o# P, N( v( D
up thinking that was normal
) D/ g+ J8 h% o. Y6 x( ~$ kIf you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what7 E- t) H& B5 n; q, o* v0 _
size screw driver to use
+ y; ]- t9 x ]* m- I: z/ y7 cIf you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own
r V/ `/ D8 J8 \' K+ hhandwriting! L1 R' l. t0 ~! }1 w
If you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time. @) z0 X% [" k1 c; @
this week
( ]: S9 o: v- U" _' GIf your checkbook always balances
- X) X) C- I) j% f/ vIf your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her
9 t5 n( |! a" J! W6 }3 k* }, zIf you have more friends on the Internet than in real life0 v& \, J. t9 g; ]! e9 t( k
If you think your computer looks better without the cover1 k) K. ~" \: c, @' m1 V
If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they
! Q5 k: l/ G* `7 N1 G' Kdidn’t get enough sleep
* \$ d6 ~% C0 Q0 N) L/ L; SIf you spend more on your home computer than your car
' t8 F8 u; J0 Q& @2 R$ B7 _If you know what http:// stands for9 H" x$ [, k( B \% [8 {' a
If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
& d$ I7 }* H; W: x1 }+ mexplain atmospheric absorption theory.
5 W4 J* q, z0 ^& NIf your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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