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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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8 w$ e2 M! T* n, N" Y5 U' h" YYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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4 I2 u9 l5 L5 [% @* OWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"1 O- f: `7 [3 V
% l) X3 p2 J0 w0 c8 z.... and that's when the fight started. |
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