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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.7 P' l# @9 e& n) w6 R* e K, \
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?& M0 R/ I0 f0 h' l7 {
! {* W- z! o" c& |Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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" R# l' }" L) n R _So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"+ c7 `6 D1 _8 H2 }$ m# X
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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