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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car./ p9 a! ?! u* b, p; f
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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- ~2 N i; o* r, O& sSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"6 E' q, w9 a) T @) N: G
: C- w- O) _3 |$ t; [ _8 f.... and that's when the fight started. |
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