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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?, }( [* n: \" W6 R. G8 G; }
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"& o7 P& {3 U, }! k
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7 r) {( U& ~) q1 e2 q) [. u.... and that's when the fight started. |
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