Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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: N  h6 y, Q( ?0 r THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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4 R3 J, t& q& O7 K0 [# S1 t( w "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


' |# K& G0 }! ^; ]  ]3 H I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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, k3 X- T8 |+ F" g/ ?; v- P! u0 V* ^ A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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. P1 d( k8 B# Q5 H6 k' a% ? THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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7 Y8 B- H2 w. R- F: m THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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IMPRESSIVE..
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5 w& c1 q6 V) H5 J$ m SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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; Q" ?' ?0 s& q2 { SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.
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7 C  H7 Q6 C9 L. h: d THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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