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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN1 {% A9 ], z4 Y6 V
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.) T1 y% r8 @$ W3 ]
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4 h5 p3 f4 }& S2 i; M( y SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.$ k5 G3 B. P& x7 K
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .- @% D5 f9 ^& d# ^6 E' G! A% L

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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.* Y! w' f. l& d) ?7 B
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,+ h  C  }; \  `1 T

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS2 r0 M% O* L' A/ R4 v" U
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IMPRESSIVE..
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5 P1 B1 Y; Q# s' G8 z- G! k SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR' d; O! X4 ^. o, i% h, s

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A5 ?3 S. O& J" M. C. u
FAX!!"
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:34 | 显示全部楼层
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