Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN! k1 I+ L7 ?1 C* P# p7 G
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& C. q  r, I5 W: u% H WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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; O/ s9 J( w8 B- \  D3 k7 b SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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* [# O5 Y2 g3 c2 D) u THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED./ O+ y4 Z4 z: s& l$ X. ]" Q

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$ {, X& g/ V% }0 X) G8 L# p! \6 [! k THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.; W; R- N* @1 h: F6 [
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1 J- J5 x0 a3 G2 z4 x: Z, r4 Q I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."; K; K, Q" t" N# v7 `- s! `0 D
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, h- ]- p5 q. E) {0 F! L A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG./ Y" U5 y, U( z

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.7 a- W* k4 x' K/ I1 M

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; X2 i- y& J7 s" O, ? WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,( Y7 u' \- b# }# z8 J0 W  M
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4 e* v) Z" ?$ I$ b- G "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."; b" G0 }  X9 r- E" L# ?

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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS; y) j! L4 v2 z- s6 D( }$ D+ |
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  _& q/ }( v! T1 f IMPRESSIVE..
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6 J0 v% K) `, k- j& a( u SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.! T( l; U  m  l7 P1 P1 V

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.# L- ~# U" B: z4 P

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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU% d6 _( S$ V2 X
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1 R' k) l) D% q! Y8 F# v4 O% c LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A/ q% v% ?# W2 B5 T% ^* `
FAX!!"

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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