Three Women

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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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& \' r) \  _: f "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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: {' L; E) t3 W5 w THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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END.

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


  w$ ^: @3 ^/ _2 R THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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