Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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+ p5 I9 D# D; N+ f3 `2 o2 D3 S, R5 G THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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, i. N" K& ~" y) `( @ I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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- R1 [9 U& Z/ f, J1 X8 E WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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( H/ m& L, B0 I  R! M1 y, Z "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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IMPRESSIVE..


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  n' c7 X) o$ G9 D+ o END.

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; [! B$ n  J9 I" B6 p THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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" z( [/ s# @* T$ m+ S% c6 B! mI read a similar one before~