Three Women

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:02

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN% t$ |. ]. S# @/ d7 U

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.- }* w9 f3 f  y" V9 i

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+ h5 a1 l: E' o- v THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .+ L. _1 f# `, K0 G  n
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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3 s1 q& I: _6 [) t I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.: b/ ]* m; c0 A( D% N

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.") {- [: E* [: {0 @& u8 ~

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0 E2 n$ m$ S# R* W6 c THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.: Z* N+ E2 m5 O. q+ g8 c
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS$ h1 P8 m, [6 m, G5 M+ b
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.; D5 f) C! D8 H1 r0 e2 E2 D0 @4 F# Z9 U- I

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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.
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# i# t5 k+ A0 `. L+ G+ { THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU) g3 e5 |* G& K6 ]( i) B

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:34

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~

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