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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN( ^8 }: t& t- _/ }( }3 _3 d

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3 v+ k" O. \+ K WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.. w8 T: x  w+ h% G) K5 g
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0 I2 h" D: W# _/ x( T SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.) U. L/ Z' ?: E& X3 S
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% I; e- D8 R8 _$ D THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .& Z5 G7 Y8 q( X/ i& s$ f; O& Z1 Q  t
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."$ c, R$ A6 i. z& ?4 `) O
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,* A2 }& p: ^5 r6 v% L3 }

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  h: P% q6 z4 T, _5 e "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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7 ~6 Q8 U0 o: Q1 C7 G* X; U& B THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU9 ~% T/ d* V# n6 B* f& J+ t+ x
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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