Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


# _$ s0 M) P, _: H WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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' [0 v: j$ }* ^% R" l THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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1 W4 E' H6 Q0 h. t+ X! {9 R THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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  v2 l1 e! j$ c( U' ~5 c I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."




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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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$ N: E) a! A) i, Q) j2 r- x2 k# I THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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+ s. u& R+ ]1 u1 h SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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/ \) m$ I6 G; Z' |) h% k SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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