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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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- p9 `' B; B! ~ n. a4 l G' N'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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e) z" U* V/ J1 | V2 y K3 b9 I'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
) V' s8 N$ u }$ ?(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 4 R/ Z5 b' ]& L- ?. L7 k4 ]# X
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. : A, U3 x! P/ Q$ h- R) n0 ^
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' / L( |, Y" `1 r7 ?) x# i
1 D7 G/ \( @9 r5 U5 ]& B'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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