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8 I9 l3 ~0 L4 S4 w' s'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' % n' B/ [9 K5 e
7 h. {5 D1 v! ~" h- Y3 \The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' % N( |* L8 s0 T# K$ m$ @$ G
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'% M* Q5 s( B% s# z5 Z2 |* C
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
5 o) Q% r1 l; W+ E9 O" F. `(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ! j; U# a! f* I" T7 C
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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$ }% G& d4 A4 Z; e) X+ z( WGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' , p5 e2 }5 J; S; H2 \
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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