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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 1 f: v/ X2 s; K, A
# O# O; W/ Q$ G$ D5 O* r f'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' ) \: _3 I. C' s/ R0 ^ [- t4 |+ Y
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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4 Z# J' l% `& b0 f% u. J'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................& x( _4 o2 e- T$ {1 W! P
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 2 J: a# H, t0 o/ M* O9 ^3 M! D/ E" T
) B5 T$ Q/ s0 X" |5 I, H6 d, K0 O* u'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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! E, N5 m' N' F Z, f5 X'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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