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4 N2 {: q; k! e' b* K'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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& S: Q3 N/ K* n+ J3 w NThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' `, q) V1 Y! d* W: K" D9 \
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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0 c! ~0 w* g) ^/ J/ u/ _3 u'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................; u# A! i( f, a2 J8 [+ g( W' n
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 5 Q& ~3 F. y" ~7 v! X4 d
/ K4 c5 I1 J; I' T# L+ FGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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