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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. ' C3 K5 ?. x" E! G
+ r/ [5 T. [/ l) R7 T5 O R& O4 _# B4 M'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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( u# L9 T) w$ @% d+ t0 V. qThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' # B* X' p- }7 |5 B
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'* A! D, n% E: H2 D2 r
7 u$ o9 \2 G4 F9 C4 d3 L'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................1 x- t$ u& A- H% {
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 3 S0 ?5 N3 K8 L) W0 _
6 b5 r) X# ^- Q0 l+ b* G: Q; |Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 4 X& p. X7 _( l6 m V
+ [ k6 E5 V5 L: U" y+ |! F5 I'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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