Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
* W& Z1 S" V) rIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

$ t% R% e: J5 V3 r; lIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) V$ G! @# L. z# fIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

% L4 i% U7 D* K+ |  CIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
$ B) ~; B: K* K+ \3 OIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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) v5 @8 G% \' ]# l/ }( G) EIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
7 s' b5 L- M" [; [% pIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
. h6 ]; x. ]7 g) W6 Y! fIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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' V  J6 ]' O7 l9 W0 m' _+ gIf she has a headache, she's tired.
% q7 Y) D( Z8 I+ k5 k8 T( MIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
0 h" N1 F; Q" Q' D" pfeeling sorry for the guys~