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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.8 d4 G# c$ `& B8 M
! s2 |/ \& E5 v- `3 P* P+ AIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 Y9 I2 G1 m5 R: c: r0 vIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.) P# z8 R% m* l1 J
5 B9 _' J( u; S+ B* iIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.4 Y9 M' m$ c% p! r) t
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
7 x, S+ a# A: XIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.2 |% d5 b# l: P
% b5 I" C5 p$ Q t& }) vIf you cry, you're a wimp.. i* e1 ?$ T' c: o' ]7 x
If you don't, you're insensitive. S) O' s& v" q$ q# }6 s( P
" p6 n. M' _! k- T( L6 t4 ~If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.4 `8 \6 ^4 K3 Q- [# G, x* D2 M4 O
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.. |( Y+ R8 R, U9 U! U# H4 Z4 R
If she asks you, it's a favor.* S! y" f4 g, A7 V! z- i5 E, {
% p7 l# z, I! C9 m4 U8 p* b& eIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
) q' {) ]6 ?8 @1 bIf you don't, you're a slob.: O2 B& u. o% ~0 p
8 d7 o" {2 w/ C/ _' iIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.! d6 k" ~2 l2 X
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.. Z8 H1 F4 ] l& c) y& e! e
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
$ g6 X0 B; f" n; A/ y7 `0 }" tIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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3 b0 l, m( w5 L" TIf she has a headache, she's tired.
7 B% Z1 d# s- K# P- B3 Q; UIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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