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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her." U9 P, ]: k, D
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.. F" u$ S" c Z$ L# _/ r
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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3 u4 }% `: ]8 z" T4 \" n0 L1 p, ~. yIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
( v3 s) i+ K- d: ~8 }* W3 Q" GIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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, @/ `# D# ]" B. N" \, P' a/ dIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; s! k4 }& S' I5 ~' K0 D9 p; DIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.( s6 s- `* t6 K) P; L7 u
% x* h* O; H, W. g) F% v W0 \( hIf you cry, you're a wimp.
: Q7 q9 u. j* N Q+ pIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
: U, x5 z- h; H/ {7 Z {5 M6 rIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.4 \; l- m8 \' r' W4 ~
/ G v. E1 }+ i* R1 {, A) IIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.9 ?$ D% u- X& X
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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$ n1 i% A0 L5 A1 NIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( A1 {3 L( t7 c+ l FIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something." i! F; C! k& d' c
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, ?4 ~, j! `! l- P* p, KIf you're not, you're not ambitious.! t, X6 w+ @4 h0 Q
( m1 J6 m% H% N5 fIf she has a headache, she's tired.+ {& B1 y5 w. F7 b: p+ H
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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