Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

  u6 w! K  w( u9 a2 K- ^If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
3 b9 ^7 I* l4 j' v5 cIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; G5 L- o6 E" Z( }: iIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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8 ^* C/ x. A: F* I, uIf you cry, you're a wimp.
5 W/ d* e( t7 j' F5 y0 [If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

) w) p( n; U  G" CIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
) K4 @! Z7 E% ^If you don't, you're a slob.
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6 W" Q$ W# z: q! z7 w0 {+ W2 \If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
" s) e/ V+ S, z0 P/ X7 cIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
4 o0 \6 h2 L# H: [1 O9 d3 pIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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2 ~7 @# I4 m- m$ qIf she has a headache, she's tired.
, C/ x; v6 b  F) JIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
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