Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 @7 U' }" o' N/ B: e8 \" Q# TIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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6 i3 }3 R8 P0 ]) @' j2 MIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
  Z  W4 W% @; BIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

6 v* n# \" Y# _/ v; k+ a! ^If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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6 N% i0 P; s; Y4 V8 hIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
7 j; i1 \* e! l! k4 d$ Z7 LIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
! V3 n* s; V8 i% }( N0 G6 {+ C' sIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
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