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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
1 H& }* h3 V* FIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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9 w1 V. Q/ U* f& p2 i4 A2 q) ZIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation." v: t1 |, }# @' [3 }2 b
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.( v& p" ^9 w" j+ v6 o: _( S
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.; w4 P5 R( W) n' t
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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$ T- K& q1 `$ {/ ]- Y+ bIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment., y  O: c9 [% y( Q) d7 O7 w
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
5 \) ]5 ~2 M& z1 H1 `3 f: CIf you don't, you're insensitive." e  J) I  _1 x4 f/ W9 @

% w: g2 T9 y1 V: p4 U% ]If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.2 b" b2 x& |+ `) m7 }5 f4 P( C
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.) S3 `/ r8 w+ E2 L! |
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination./ ]* a. k7 P& `3 V: S5 G' z: f- `. m
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% l: L  j: u! Q2 N' F) a/ {' K  sIf you don't, you're a slob., P% t+ I2 f9 Y# d

! T1 T+ r- l( L# t5 U/ \If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
4 A; V" x  Z; ]% LIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.7 s0 g; O% F( \2 x& S" F- v' @

! Y0 }: R0 g  @4 P! N. B6 JIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.8 E8 E. Y+ ^* j2 N$ v* E, |
If you're not, you're not ambitious.) n( K) c' Z& `9 s  O+ U

) |0 Y$ x9 ]8 ^! Z' [If she has a headache, she's tired.- Q. P/ l4 ~" }
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
: z8 T$ A* O) c9 `8 \' x& ^  Gfeeling sorry for the guys~
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