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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.! j7 M$ q) Y1 s; U" G" {1 q7 ^
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
: o' ]1 ]! c) l& l: I9 r0 m: XIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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! P# v( v' S( A0 aIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.( n) z) ?: T1 C" F" M8 v, g) C
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.* Z. \. ^( W+ E
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
; \" R/ @4 q0 @9 I9 Q9 ?If you don't, you're insensitive.
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& R0 q6 w1 b. L; O+ M* WIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.' h& F- v7 B7 U. Y; P5 n
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
' u" V2 C" o6 w. ~& X( SIf she asks you, it's a favor.$ J( T+ ~  [8 ], d( ?  z( ?3 C
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
. h9 {2 \3 `) u( X3 y. mIf you don't, you're a slob.0 W4 t' l5 F# k/ x9 a" h* g
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.8 \8 ]1 ~- n5 E/ y8 W
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
! {  a0 ^/ j8 N: S/ ~If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
! O1 e1 i( Q# }/ I; T; n7 sIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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