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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. U2 A( g: B8 q( g
8 u; f+ p5 A2 @) ?7 d5 pIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
9 D5 r+ t e! R# Y/ D4 u6 {* XIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. j8 t* O: C" V; |; d0 F0 }4 J( Z* O
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 ]; ?7 n0 z5 ZIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.5 x- `$ E; _: Q* x( H: B' c
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If you cry, you're a wimp.+ T- w z' F( E
If you don't, you're insensitive.9 {3 T4 k' N) T- ?# W# U0 d2 p; p
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard." P0 S1 P2 v# k3 Y/ i0 q
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination./ x) P( Z6 k( |/ g! }6 N2 v
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
. ?0 Q3 S0 V8 o7 F# EIf you don't, you're a slob.
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G# w: Y9 D3 `: r! P/ n' PIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.$ Y9 O4 u/ A1 T& @3 }
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
5 F, G- {9 U" a9 ~9 AIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
5 h% g7 Q; R4 Z7 S5 ^7 VIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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