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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
9 e& Y _; X; Z Z v/ OIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum., v. h- _% U, y8 m4 B7 R6 J! L4 R8 d
7 x. x' h! j& CIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
& T% [- `" I5 ]& TIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.5 |2 [2 s5 {/ b2 n& M
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.; _% X& s9 |' N, n
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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7 l Q1 Q6 H9 V( ~2 z: yIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. ^- o" t( Z- o" @
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.2 H6 I& b I* W* s: s
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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0 M- J* y3 B# t I+ `, ^If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.2 m' i: @/ w7 q: O" I
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.6 y# O) t* E0 Q8 K; l u
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; E! v x3 k& jIf she asks you, it's a favor.# L& S& ]* r9 Q9 y& C' U
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.1 \* k. Y4 F) G+ \6 c
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.1 A2 C7 o5 {9 _9 Z9 s
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.- l7 C* G: |; \; K! z
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' U0 u/ N! X/ Y/ S3 H/ nIf you're not, you're not ambitious., I+ @8 Z6 {2 b9 Z' w. |
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If she has a headache, she's tired.1 T# g' u) f& l! h J$ V' S l
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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