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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
8 B$ B+ Y# Y- AIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.# f, B& A* s' f+ T' `
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.- Y9 w6 a: M$ \7 B' `  q
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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: }2 s* h4 q- _9 U% }5 z$ \% l$ ^If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
; h6 |  ]( m) i, i4 IIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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+ {& w0 L# x% k$ |# B3 k8 ?' _& x/ nIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 Y3 }/ S$ w0 l% A) uIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.! y- o# L$ v/ @! K3 v: R+ w

4 m; C0 w6 e5 M" f0 X5 D, a  D( S4 OIf you cry, you're a wimp.
7 V- N5 M0 S0 AIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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: Z5 P; g. L! h: E7 TIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard./ p" p7 O. a6 D4 W- f5 {. }2 o+ H4 z
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.* H/ Q# B/ p& I4 w+ X; Z
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination." B7 [8 M6 z5 z) n" d3 h
If she asks you, it's a favor.8 Q6 D- k+ I2 a
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.2 K0 l, L  H( G3 P: h
If you don't, you're a slob.: ^7 Q5 o: a( B
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.1 G; Z6 B& D! w4 y% h7 `
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.2 Y  h* Q$ H- a# t0 Y" l

3 F/ u) Q: ~  `% v% D- OIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist." U; B/ T; ]; p4 w) ?
If you're not, you're not ambitious.! o$ E7 j3 I; N0 o
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If she has a headache, she's tired.8 ]9 x+ t; k& K9 F7 @
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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