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B/ t3 i, J/ Y: `If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.1 I m A+ A6 T! R- a( \9 j& S
7 z/ h1 ^0 {, @/ O0 l. K# UIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.1 o' T2 v+ T5 K# s" z6 ^2 g
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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1 p2 M( ]6 e4 R' D1 vIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
! t; U/ m) S# V% B2 m& K" ~" S* xIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.% ] ~4 a7 z# b5 {
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
( L5 D+ E: b( |. E, }If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.3 U/ y3 p p+ J1 M# P8 D# r6 r
, K+ V' e: l# E8 i( J7 n$ uIf you cry, you're a wimp.
, a4 v; \6 i* T& O$ F6 x0 ?9 pIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
# x0 h2 r a0 i- f1 aIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.% n: E+ ?8 L1 g/ Y
( T, R$ |: z7 `4 ]If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.- |" X3 T( n& X" E L3 t" V0 y* L
If she asks you, it's a favor.4 [+ i/ B: K, N- X. q. i4 X. O
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
; g) V4 S% L3 B! Z& E+ ?If you don't, you're a slob.9 R* T+ `$ L) d
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.2 C/ L% {( t+ x
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.. S. y1 m# v7 |* d* Y1 h4 {) T
( b6 v9 G# i: y: zIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
& l' C# y1 ]& n( C% ? _% BIf you're not, you're not ambitious.$ j, ?2 `6 g' q4 E! L% O3 R% J3 p
9 P4 \3 A- f7 r1 [" e8 b- ~If she has a headache, she's tired.
/ r- ]3 D! o+ H$ m1 ]$ [If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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