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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.* u4 f* @  k9 ^: Q9 ^# `0 a
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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9 Y) f- D6 A7 k- mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation./ |) c+ {0 l4 O1 M- Q/ b2 Z
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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/ ?2 D7 `% B8 V$ T) D2 rIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
7 f- j* j* S3 bIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.- K' n* t( y3 v- G9 q( m9 I

* _  E! x+ U( ~8 y* ?8 a5 t4 {8 wIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.% o! Y1 j' h7 F
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
/ x8 Z7 }1 i6 U* J) gIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
7 P2 F2 S! i2 @- v( BIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.; v! {/ h4 x/ X  {) L
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 L! Q8 m6 |/ ~. _' O; CIf you don't, you're a slob.0 C; D5 A/ D. n) u
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.$ ?. I; g# r3 v) O; ]
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.  G" I4 f$ `. c8 c8 M; C

8 ]: T* _6 n! z8 r- `! h3 {If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.& O4 y+ _6 C& I- Q" q' G0 l
If you're not, you're not ambitious.& {9 `2 {' n+ @  @% e
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If she has a headache, she's tired.. j, c/ _0 U8 U1 i  ?, U7 E1 s
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
. {( q: R- m- h/ l; W/ ]3 Mfeeling sorry for the guys~
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