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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& I3 X) u. K1 a5 _9 `7 O, WIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.3 z2 _/ [4 X; I: O8 ^/ w  Z$ ]
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
9 z% o1 U- i$ {$ b. cIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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6 ^. o) h. _6 g; l. V0 D. K2 k* h, a, uIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
4 L. F3 J6 X% r# DIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity., v/ I, F# }$ [. K' S
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.- X; \3 k: ]" a. p$ _/ s
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
3 e. C& x* W, rIf you don't, you're insensitive./ p4 u2 @, |( ~; w$ z! b

. q7 p& Y2 v: G; R6 q) I" Q9 _# mIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.& \4 p4 ?6 A2 ?. H# R, b
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.( E/ z3 q, Q& z' _
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
1 c6 g( p- M$ |If she asks you, it's a favor.
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7 h. L2 W8 A: K' H* l# x) z, ]If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.& p9 J8 ^) Z0 D! z
If you don't, you're a slob.0 I* S1 h% @$ z2 ?6 q$ R

, `. ]9 n7 X% @) LIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 B; _( u6 Q& k8 T7 d3 gIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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! _+ z3 K( O0 W2 B' h, eIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.0 R) S: `& D- n& O9 M9 A* T& k* e
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired., x* y# j5 E  p9 c  M
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~; D: a+ w" s) W# A( }; `
feeling sorry for the guys~
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