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3 Q/ M, i( j) v3 W2 I5 i9 L& kIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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( Y- j2 C+ x S: uIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 u! J$ p" R! a7 t! W; @ VIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.1 I$ s$ `- z0 @1 j0 `- Q5 M5 x Z
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
/ D0 _$ @ r& H7 |& l* o" _If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
' h8 F# L% C! p5 c% m7 vIf you don't, you're insensitive.0 M8 g1 [4 n0 t5 \
" H" I- o5 _$ [8 T/ F2 r/ JIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.- }& v) D; _7 K- g/ e+ J1 f4 t
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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" v; u8 r; U4 ^+ FIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.8 v6 k. Q! G7 }/ o, ]3 H
If she asks you, it's a favor.7 z. q Q3 N5 C, q6 l5 [
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.3 w0 B; d4 J$ U5 m. H, x
If you don't, you're a slob.
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7 ^' d6 h. ]7 a$ X+ @9 F2 hIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.6 l9 J- V2 T, Y
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.' A0 d5 g% W& t; l. M) u
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.' k8 } S$ F, O" s& h% W
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.+ [6 E3 I" U% B/ K9 ?, O; `
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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