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" ]8 C3 l5 F7 y8 DIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.7 @5 c) @- N4 V( \- M3 ?7 c6 u6 K
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.$ N) W8 W6 Y6 \, o a
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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0 k9 t8 p8 y& }( \+ _& A- G4 dIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.0 U$ d) |( c% }# e. E8 d$ C4 r
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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' M( Y" [8 h- p8 T7 l/ r4 _( zIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.8 S# Z" M, T7 g. ]. A# B$ \# t- T
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.# C/ B& t9 W- J( e' D: D
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
+ h- R# k; S- p% I; s8 HIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.. B! {( y6 i, G% t0 n0 D/ C
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.! G& x- k9 N; g8 {$ O- V
If she asks you, it's a favor.# B" W4 Z8 R7 t% X' e
: L( \) L# e1 c# {1 Q( {If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# ]2 [9 o: ?. c: j! wIf you don't, you're a slob.
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' u# l/ ?5 X0 x. G6 lIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.. h0 M) F4 T* i
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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/ C) h9 x* |$ _8 E. z7 QIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, ]8 u5 d2 T* R9 P# G K+ m# iIf you're not, you're not ambitious.; v0 Z( S/ y- ^& K: ?/ o0 [
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If she has a headache, she's tired.. [& k7 {, C7 C* z
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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