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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.* W8 X9 X2 ?- S6 ~  Z
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
: V4 F- l; l, MIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.0 Y& L% U3 e. z
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.4 |# @& u- L# {! a: ]; u8 ]
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity./ ~4 N- b9 d2 r, I
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.# `4 E/ k6 Q5 {+ c# c
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.8 B8 a+ ^8 D# ?; x% q$ B% l
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
" E/ }) a( B0 ?  z5 UIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
) D& h0 V: I; ^& K( {, G2 L8 vIf she asks you, it's a favor.) e8 F% S& |: Y

0 a8 b8 {2 j6 o% E0 ~2 t1 yIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.+ |7 B, _$ Z+ m, I
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.  T- ^4 r2 s9 |1 `% i
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.# ]% l' r/ |% u5 Y2 V7 x& Y
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' b, Q6 C% j, I4 }4 m( _) D" q9 xIf you're not, you're not ambitious.) m  k3 b7 D9 m" m9 N2 d- M, L

9 C& |! T- a& K. W7 L  Y- vIf she has a headache, she's tired.
% ~- V. T" m  b1 DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~) y: v* T1 A8 o. N/ z3 |7 I
feeling sorry for the guys~
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