Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
# F+ p' @! S* OIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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8 ~: e8 l1 {6 R- IIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 m5 K$ g* z# u3 KIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

! q+ G; K5 y: q+ ^) O4 EIf you cry, you're a wimp.
2 R" L6 p0 X2 L: {7 DIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

  q' U& q+ D- u2 [3 T7 b6 P0 o" yIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
2 \& R0 d0 J1 ^, i+ _/ ]: [If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~