Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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, s2 @, j2 r* N& l, P; R' RIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
6 z/ K% K- A' l0 J: @3 J0 z; _; Y# yIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

3 z% I1 V3 d4 F3 ~& SIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

8 y$ |8 V8 q+ E8 d" MIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

5 s5 i: z8 n" X: z, YIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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- Z* }- r) Y8 r/ kIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

. H, `* r" l# mIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
1 c! C& j9 o0 T- p( `7 ]If you don't, you're a slob.

. ?( H& X1 Y1 a2 dIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
3 W+ ]. A8 K- z" }2 t1 KIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~