Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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3 u4 }% `: ]8 z" T4 \" n0 L1 p, ~. yIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
( v3 s) i+ K- d: ~8 }* W3 Q" GIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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, @/ `# D# ]" B. N" \, P' a/ dIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; s! k4 }& S' I5 ~' K0 D9 p; DIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

% x* h* O; H, W. g) F% v  W0 \( hIf you cry, you're a wimp.
: Q7 q9 u. j* N  Q+ pIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
: U, x5 z- h; H/ {7 Z  {5 M6 rIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

/ G  v. E1 }+ i* R1 {, A) IIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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$ n1 i% A0 L5 A1 NIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( A1 {3 L( t7 c+ l  FIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, ?4 ~, j! `! l- P* p, KIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

( m1 J6 m% H% N5 fIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
& N# S/ P+ w1 Tfeeling sorry for the guys~