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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
# F+ p' @! S* OIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.' u( d: @+ e/ t/ {" i; s
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.5 F* n+ k6 ?# V$ ^0 I  i; S, f
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.( T  s3 i" L& @) p2 j7 s
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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8 ~: e8 l1 {6 R- IIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 m5 K$ g* z# u3 KIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.& n1 E5 b' W4 U) O& E+ N$ Y

! q+ G; K5 y: q+ ^) O4 EIf you cry, you're a wimp.
2 R" L6 p0 X2 L: {7 DIf you don't, you're insensitive.- O1 i8 Y7 o) s5 K/ p! J; j
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.: [8 U' Q2 P* a8 N) F* R0 O: \
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.( `, l% M, D9 R# h
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.1 q0 _: ~9 J* h, N) ?5 d' F% ~
If you don't, you're a slob.4 `4 x+ Y* d( g5 O

  q' U& q+ D- u2 [3 T7 b6 P0 o" yIf you buy her flowers, you're after something./ Q0 U& x0 B& h$ {
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist./ t$ m" u" h3 M5 e0 I
If you're not, you're not ambitious." G) L, X) e- r) T1 x# t4 h
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
2 \& R0 d0 J1 ^, i+ _/ ]: [If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~& w- Y) n2 m, F' p
feeling sorry for the guys~
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