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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.4 r* D* y" e. l% `
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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- U6 `' W- w, hIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
% s) D2 k! c+ h+ bIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.: m. S: c& e, d! a, S* {# R5 I3 `
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.2 n) S7 P- ]8 K1 ?2 S* l
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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* @  z' x3 ~6 r8 }  ~' i- |If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.. r$ k* |- e# L0 X
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.* O# i- O; F+ `1 m
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If you cry, you're a wimp.3 a5 {6 S, ]* c) z) g; o
If you don't, you're insensitive.0 [" x7 |; G! ?7 a6 D' o7 ~. P$ Q
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 r1 e  x6 z+ v# E8 o& kIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.  Z0 h0 _' ]" x3 V: b; e6 g; H7 z3 C
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.) n$ R( v* ]& o5 A0 f
If she asks you, it's a favor.6 f% h6 M( s& R
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.+ [2 I" A/ Q7 L  w+ p
If you don't, you're a slob.& Z3 R  Q/ ]" X" M8 x( L' J
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
# z5 V* O/ a' D- x7 ?If you don't, you're not thoughtful.' s. D" d! C0 |0 s

4 Q: d( w  @, O1 {9 y9 R& FIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
3 h9 [& l( q' NIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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' \$ C  r3 d. L# KIf she has a headache, she's tired.5 ~' U3 v) G1 k' P+ f" \" A+ B
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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