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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.. Y- y7 l. W4 a. `
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
. a: `$ k- j/ _/ s# O. \6 xIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.$ o/ a, y3 E% D- f: v- n+ Z6 g7 A" m
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. z7 \' y* z( {If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.1 l/ ~: B  g/ D+ l) q3 l
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.# ]1 `0 J" N' N2 c

: ?% n% g" o3 rIf you cry, you're a wimp.
7 @0 J8 h) I! Q( j* v: fIf you don't, you're insensitive.- r& y, ^5 c( h8 }7 n
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.$ @+ ^% r* {4 `5 p/ Z( H! d# H
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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1 a, m* ?& z! E# G2 R6 k5 lIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.6 }$ N0 R0 x  Z8 c% m
If she asks you, it's a favor.+ J( Y4 {9 L5 `- n% P. N9 {

$ e0 M7 w5 b* x* H2 I9 CIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 L3 Y- {* R" V. Z% RIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.& ^8 d2 ^) {$ [  Q# d
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.- ?/ ^' L1 Q% W$ n, v. D
If you're not, you're not ambitious.5 `, m$ W; k$ x6 _

& e3 p, `5 q# X: {. }; U, mIf she has a headache, she's tired.
- p; ]/ `, b% F( AIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
( \) b6 d+ C, ^# |) b# n8 I0 Zfeeling sorry for the guys~
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