Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
# }" m2 f7 [) YIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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0 I$ U3 V4 U( q6 E) }* ]- V* JIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
6 e, P" u/ ^( n" |8 {! ~2 ?If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
7 ]8 ^% @& z2 D! lIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

2 n: |5 K: [  V: }- k7 cIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

+ ?% s6 R  A1 xIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
: u# i. m" h& o- g" vIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
3 k4 C5 _# a  S$ U% XIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
: C. r5 i* q$ f/ R. a1 A0 PIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

" y% i, ?& O6 J  V& j0 T0 ~! DIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
7 P% ~% S4 J1 ]5 A0 I# @7 K0 ^If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
3 `0 d+ E7 p' j5 P0 s0 S% V7 ?feeling sorry for the guys~