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; o5 z: ]$ Z! M2 r8 [) h1 C8 tIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.) m7 U2 u5 L$ q0 |3 n( t
% f& r: `2 {; i z( a% P. X# C4 ^If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
. k d1 e* G. F7 M2 qIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.$ I% k3 l `" a) R, J4 a
s `8 p8 l3 S( \0 g5 _& D5 MIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.' a! u* j4 @1 O1 \
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
9 F. A1 b2 j. [5 Q8 ?If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.9 s) Q7 G- R7 E; h; E
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If you cry, you're a wimp.( [7 g6 G/ \+ ], s+ }- c5 X, E) d
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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* I7 D8 l+ m3 h- l/ j' tIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
2 p- d9 U, T, m8 m3 E. x) ?) aIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.# _( S' `& w! J& e! Y
* j# k2 Z2 Y# W$ Z( AIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.0 U. ]- g! h9 s3 T
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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+ A7 A9 w9 U5 p# ZIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 D- X- }# |, |" jIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
5 ]# q" V3 q3 H4 a. K9 jIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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7 X" N" z1 R ?: kIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
- S: r/ w& g! V3 m% t* EIf you're not, you're not ambitious.3 S0 ]$ \6 F* W, o. m
) m" ~, K0 G+ A' Z+ S2 N9 w# `If she has a headache, she's tired.
9 L3 \- y2 h- s( {& {If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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