Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
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8 W* _& {( z( g9 rIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 x9 V4 w) Z7 L/ |7 U9 V: JIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

) p" o3 j% h+ ~: c" BIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
! f2 u1 H5 {$ t0 b& Ffeeling sorry for the guys~