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2 S, v/ [. L pIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.4 t! |8 }# B( P! Y2 J2 U* V9 d9 l
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.+ K' c- W- v% q5 K
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.5 I! l5 o8 ~2 ^ t3 ?" |
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) u7 m4 {5 i1 x: \If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 t: V( R/ D* d! U" CIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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, e3 n$ J; q9 T6 IIf you cry, you're a wimp.- @8 [& P, v; p5 Q
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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1 `. W8 B# C1 X+ F" z) h- x) G1 N I( R+ cIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
" u6 I# m$ @( Y1 G& X5 lIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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$ e7 Z e) n4 V: gIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.3 |$ w: d L+ t5 C3 h8 P
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.2 {+ R) t* g, H2 W5 N+ }- K( w
If you don't, you're a slob.
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9 {# i3 r" M5 `7 H6 W ?, | A" ?If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 @9 e4 l; \3 ^If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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' { a" y$ G7 A3 N8 t6 A2 L0 {If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.- s8 V+ ?6 m9 o, \
If you're not, you're not ambitious.- Q! c L9 Y1 O% I
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If she has a headache, she's tired.# H& | x. S: r. }
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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