Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

- ^0 j" R# m2 w( T6 v- uIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

) W. N  V$ v9 i( [If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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8 `0 q+ y/ c. N. C) `If you cry, you're a wimp.
* V8 t' D7 S6 e- C6 Z2 gIf you don't, you're insensitive.

! s" U* e, E/ I5 b: u! {" X6 tIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
# O) o) X4 w$ i- D7 t, jIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
5 ?0 |/ @0 F8 S# U0 a. [If she asks you, it's a favor.
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/ L* p, h& E$ v. gIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 l1 w! A1 W2 `& HIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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% c7 w1 M* u, A. T+ ~6 T# d- z8 I! ^- rIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
; w$ d6 k1 i1 f" @3 gfeeling sorry for the guys~