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8 X |7 U, w: z. w/ h8 y. Q! kIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.( D# ]! {1 U" f0 H
, m. H* h$ p1 `: ]If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
7 ~) w2 N7 M* h/ C7 v" B0 IIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.2 G+ U+ A. F* ^# D2 [1 z b2 `/ o
* T, ]% t; {6 {If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.9 i) P- `! ]4 }1 K7 b& s2 B" e6 z
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
2 L% `; K5 q4 N* j# v; h' TIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.6 Y% w9 W' P# p/ n% C7 y
6 F0 d: S9 v/ | tIf you cry, you're a wimp.% Y$ T: M7 o: M8 l
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.& _4 z% B7 C! \9 b
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
6 ^6 P9 ?- a7 @If she asks you, it's a favor.' N; o4 X5 u; ?2 H H; `3 W j R/ }0 W
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.1 o0 a! p \0 ~( ^
If you don't, you're a slob.
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' L: G h, V4 yIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.' |2 A- G- X u
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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* T# g* q4 \! k0 _; QIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
$ K! t& V. t% e4 kIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.: L; p2 g# H. x' J0 ]6 T7 m! U1 s
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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