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6 Q9 n1 E* @! L9 o" }2 t2 A) CIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.& p. M& L8 t* i9 } [ l0 y. } ~5 z
- b& L$ n" F) A* v& RIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.! u% I+ l' l! ~+ C9 i: O0 c
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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6 _! s% Q% j2 C. `! g; \If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
+ N( R ?4 c7 QIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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4 h6 Y0 J7 t3 E2 o# SIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
2 v! E% m1 A" g0 u$ u3 o6 ~- Z. b8 q( MIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference., m. V6 c) }" @4 P ]4 e" l* p
" m( _9 U+ D* `& e7 | p2 h6 kIf you cry, you're a wimp.
3 d/ D# o, G6 U, A0 {( cIf you don't, you're insensitive./ @* d/ \0 t% e
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.0 \( j) y5 h6 H1 q% T
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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" @ F, Z" X" ?7 H0 XIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.( p6 o' g! D6 C& O: a
If she asks you, it's a favor.% z2 O# E: C: E c4 a
& }& j, y, J; w$ [/ k; h" AIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.. f- k6 S8 T: U. K6 S2 [/ m1 w: _
If you don't, you're a slob.8 v/ e' ?% A+ T' D4 H: i! B I
& ^ ^$ Y% }; zIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.9 O# C% a9 v2 y5 T
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.1 I3 ~$ t2 f5 w$ [, I! y
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist., F5 o/ j6 r3 T4 U3 O
If you're not, you're not ambitious.7 D4 s! y& Q; E' J0 Z
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
: G. o4 _' {# M$ |# K! q2 QIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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