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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
) ?+ A9 G, }% _! TIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.. u, J3 M, ?& g  E' n# n+ t
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.# ~# M" W5 P, [- h9 o$ c& H
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.3 X* C) M9 J, T$ K

" r! P/ \6 J. C! oIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; l! [( g) T' o! W( |1 x- KIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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! L6 b: |5 d( e4 a0 r" w& vIf you cry, you're a wimp.
9 f' P; @- ~5 w" d' i8 G7 `If you don't, you're insensitive.
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0 U5 q. [- h( X, E! lIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.+ g4 q) C* d/ d2 v
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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9 p) Y  H$ e5 }& f; {) b5 g$ CIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( \  C) G; z/ r5 J) N+ G4 z% t+ N, O! pIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.+ a/ b7 K6 N. l9 \, x! c' Q
If you don't, you're a slob.+ ~$ Y9 R! o# I: o- P% a
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( m/ C1 O) I# {8 n0 kIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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! k; J$ u5 }( ^8 l! i/ @9 vIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.$ H" ]1 `) N, R. m
If you're not, you're not ambitious." r9 n4 P! H6 N9 K$ v4 W- o
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If she has a headache, she's tired.! N+ o& V% u0 d, E
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
, G- V( _+ X4 g1 x9 O0 \$ Kfeeling sorry for the guys~
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