Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
( p1 C  ]  w* A! J* a6 pIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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# ?( x. X* ?; NIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
. @- F( U7 V2 x/ l- F7 V2 UIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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, r- a7 p8 A5 J, @9 r, F. T& aIf you cry, you're a wimp.
- F+ B2 h2 m8 rIf you don't, you're insensitive.

- ~+ j, F5 T% L" M3 k, b( WIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 Z: D. ~% d- ?, e% p9 ]( {$ a0 qIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

7 }# w4 W7 F/ l/ ?% [) LIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
/ {8 l) M/ c2 D/ C; C& O/ }) r- qIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
  x4 U% W- F# D: Z9 D5 s* bIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

/ C* X; F. G& gIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
, [) y0 p0 p% V/ w/ nIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
+ c5 F, J6 \: Z/ Wfeeling sorry for the guys~