Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
: a2 ?, Y. k5 p) |9 I- RIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 q7 c* O5 F: U5 ]$ j  O% W6 s# PIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

. F% l. ]1 t) pIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
& y8 S2 v: W3 M! i; WIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

# w: k8 [/ [' p" ~; f2 k6 cIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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; S; |# u  G- |2 ]If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
6 k9 T5 m8 j! ~" Z* wIf you don't, you're a slob.
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) q5 _8 Q0 A4 c  N5 qIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
- y% D8 _1 _0 v- s& J5 MIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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# l5 I! V0 t; ]9 U0 t8 I5 B" s* qIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
. A5 E7 F. V( O9 v! J; d4 E  _6 tIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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7 Y8 [! O' @# o2 @# aIf she has a headache, she's tired.
% Q# e1 F# ?# F  LIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~