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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.! J+ X* A" C; [* ?
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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' h- r+ I- z0 s: H- r' ZIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.0 C% F. M: ~( ^$ C! s7 D
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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, r& c0 ^+ B% O7 F1 t0 mIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.( D5 g# U8 M1 W: j- T, V& W* X D3 j
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.1 d* P) v+ t' g m* {5 X3 D. ^6 p% z
& O* J9 ^! u7 {: a* H, ]/ ZIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.% R* j0 \* j! }4 _0 t% _ U
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.. j, ?% ? u- [6 I- ?
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
! U9 ]* B: I. \1 EIf you don't, you're insensitive.' W9 N2 u0 n I! F
2 A. V4 ?" \' C1 X3 _8 p1 y4 R* ~If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.( B9 _0 x, V4 R" G9 I1 U" _
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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2 E" J# W3 `9 l# U7 }& [# ]If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
, R/ D4 I' W. t! I, U$ ?If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.7 |' _$ A7 C$ |5 E+ g7 f* w/ @3 q. J
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.- y; {* N1 d, T0 f& p; j1 Q& ?$ b( t4 R
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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2 e- X I. t* }' LIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.+ S$ T* h! C4 q. c
If you're not, you're not ambitious.+ Y% r. R; ?! @
' \' I W' {; P0 ^; UIf she has a headache, she's tired.
* m2 m+ B6 z3 v3 R# kIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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