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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.# ~# c0 `4 k3 A. B7 I+ O$ ]
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.- \; r8 o" J) [' V3 n( R
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.6 e% C4 J6 V6 U
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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' x( }1 A7 W( I* ]If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.3 @3 k, g- M! a4 T4 n( ^* [9 }
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
1 F9 m& G j" k MIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.2 s4 ~6 A% g3 S8 S( ^; T6 a' |+ `" ^7 `7 X
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.1 @3 @8 ?( f1 g) V! T) E% x% ~
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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* m z8 N& Y& Q' z9 fIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.. Y1 B* A5 _; Z; L H% h
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.$ ^) U/ s4 ?3 W( w
If you don't, you're a slob.0 \ u. _/ b' h z5 h' Q
0 p2 Y6 Q5 O+ ~% Y3 ^; }# T% G' r3 sIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 ?4 ~/ R4 |, V' T* e7 ^If you don't, you're not thoughtful. v6 D {0 X# m; d4 w8 d
/ n' f, x# K- ?6 T- RIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.; t8 R a# G; A+ I* ~" o- C/ Y6 g
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
# R% s+ r& O0 d* Z" A3 w$ OIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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