Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
$ k; y# B. X; d5 v) Q6 ^- M1 B; YIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

7 ^- y+ D0 f/ I$ t, SIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
$ _9 |: k+ Y9 Z8 Y+ t% \9 HIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

3 J% ?- E) k9 {4 x5 p% TIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
0 k* x# U6 o9 Y7 N; m: T5 B% KIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

$ @" t. o. {; m! e7 N( HIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ w. q9 a% K7 n( ~+ CIf she asks you, it's a favor.

2 C- v7 I* X: C' ~If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" v$ u; ]" T) R1 `If you don't, you're a slob.
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) j; V; \2 @+ h' D8 y+ vIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
7 W9 ~% y, J6 B1 `' z/ \- {If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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+ ?2 Q1 G) G  Y0 A9 m" J) GIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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/ H9 @& s& C& ?* `If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~