Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
9 I8 z# I# M) F% y, dIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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) M, {; ~. V" KIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
# [  ]- x! ~* K& `If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
# B0 C; n8 ]0 Z5 @If she asks you, it's a favor.

' v; D/ B  {( [If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
/ X% S' P4 G$ u: ?# \! aIf you don't, you're a slob.

: F! U% x. A: v; XIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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2 S* ]! \  q5 J. E* BIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~