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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.+ g- |" b/ Q- U) G! j+ j
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
" \( f+ ?* v8 [If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better." j- b. W, @0 o* r' d& _
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
; d9 z7 C+ Y8 xIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.# F9 I* j0 B F$ b* N
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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1 H9 C# f3 Q6 S+ k0 YIf you cry, you're a wimp.
K# u, m0 v9 K) ^If you don't, you're insensitive.# T# L/ Q I7 S
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.$ @% n3 z* d& B* ^* H+ d, g+ V
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
6 u$ Q2 f! E; T7 zIf she asks you, it's a favor.5 S o$ R% E4 j
; p3 P) N+ @' ]9 A0 YIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain./ W* t% B2 N9 d: J) g0 L! g
If you don't, you're a slob.. r5 Q/ _" Z( j! g9 G( |9 S4 l
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 L( w( [9 d5 [) M! D4 p: bIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.- N/ r9 R2 `4 O$ j$ f# s, g7 t
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.$ d; m) @6 b' D& e1 n+ H4 r( q# r
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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