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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.2 v( h1 u# N7 j9 ^" J
2 c ^& K% W1 c2 M0 K4 ^; R; rIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.# S/ {5 I# \8 I+ A* ]9 v
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.6 g {+ l( b" F1 U! v
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.2 ?& z) ]" A3 e
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.) v: A2 P5 i' U" j d# z0 G: O% o
/ ?% s+ I* _. EIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
$ }, v. H4 Q' K9 WIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.: L& i# n, g# c4 n, E
$ H9 l8 w: b! ^& qIf you cry, you're a wimp.* s- i b! s# z/ }
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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# B o7 w0 r: @9 p! ~1 [If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.! \+ S7 d5 S4 F, @
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.: W7 n P* x( W( g) `4 a+ W
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.% t) S' p9 p9 ~' Y) s
If she asks you, it's a favor.2 J" w8 C( @- T) q4 \. Q/ Q
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.* y l; K* x2 d- ~: e5 t v# l
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.8 U, c6 V5 z% Y+ Z( u
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.& z0 l% ?. ~$ a3 B& H' ^# o
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
: f8 }3 { h3 FIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.7 z- D, t4 ?* Y4 v- g+ b/ F
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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