Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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+ v7 i( q& b( \If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
- t4 [0 W! T: d5 oIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
9 H5 N" D/ F- b/ @% cIf you don't, you're insensitive.

3 D+ j' R& @: w# KIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" `* J3 T  S: t. b2 U* W; U) iIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
) g8 c" w1 E/ X/ KIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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8 p+ L7 ^' y: I+ dIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

1 R, C1 ]) i( F; w6 F9 \4 uIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~