Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& Y( [3 A: k+ P  X- O2 T: e/ SIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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% y1 @4 u& j* V, O7 h( \0 bIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
6 X( r7 O& Q: s% r; R, qIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

2 U1 p/ \6 X5 Z3 _* OIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

: E* ?% C5 s- |' H- i1 b7 M3 vIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

3 s; w6 w* K4 OIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
8 v7 I3 z% I4 A* A8 h' c; MIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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7 D/ O: i" b, U2 F, I4 qIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
7 d' e* g& r( c; XIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

: u6 f6 v0 {. S# t8 S& NIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
$ Q. P$ K, H( n4 v% U6 {0 e% Hfeeling sorry for the guys~