Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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' y, F6 z9 x+ Z3 U& |$ R1 x* [; J2 l3 UIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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1 q5 \0 I7 |3 w# J9 {3 LIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

) ?9 }4 E- B; D4 w- ?, |2 O  qIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
3 Y( K8 I, f6 YIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
7 V8 ]/ Z" J7 o. E4 F! G, ?If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
" u$ g3 Q' U$ K; u  jIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~