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! e+ h+ `7 e7 F. n( h9 q/ CIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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2 \# ?8 i K/ a- l! l8 R: IIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
. l4 @ I: Y" o" ~( nIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. l' s3 F' B6 M( E2 ]4 y& X4 rIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.. |# K; m* ~0 b' u- u
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
& _$ e9 ?) S9 V" t7 GIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.% R4 J0 ?* T: }! ]
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.6 U1 r9 p3 R b9 F
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.% \4 W u9 _" P( m( [
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ ?% L% \3 b7 T4 @7 x: n `# Q$ b: L8 k! wIf she asks you, it's a favor.) V# N+ a$ a# x- Y. q
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
0 W8 X4 b" x2 M( B, ?( L) Q; iIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, g: t& `7 }. e* H* H2 hIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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& `9 J4 Q3 \& _ M4 u7 }If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
2 L6 u4 l# x& I WIf you're not, you're not ambitious.1 R& } X0 O" N7 C$ L }
8 k8 \: j4 `- j" aIf she has a headache, she's tired.
5 K# i1 {; L2 N0 @# \5 yIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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