Brother you can't win

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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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9 p7 h4 x% n* Z9 S+ GIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 U) K% [. K0 x1 {If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

/ {7 F& [0 {6 f" S. OIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( ~/ g) J! j2 D, W) NIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 T7 B$ Q7 y# z& D% YIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 {" u! f& _7 ~+ d9 T  f5 C. b9 kIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' Z- j% B* o5 e1 S) `If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
( T$ K+ n+ P8 }( Q% z5 W9 OIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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