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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
0 z, U7 w# q" m- KIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.& @1 r/ Z& E1 ]) y8 i4 y

) q+ S* R$ l: d$ Z4 i5 EIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
# \8 F* l5 i5 n& N) y* ~If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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7 E5 n% @# d8 ?, C" {If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
# f8 X1 B  T, V5 i7 v( e9 u$ Q+ ?If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity./ @. r' n3 k6 k4 I
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.) m1 c) J' v. `
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.. i9 o9 ?5 S! o# m6 [+ K5 ]
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.; }+ d% ^7 J6 M  m0 N& V4 `
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 @; `/ k$ ]) d9 Q& ^If she asks you, it's a favor." f2 T7 f8 W4 m4 K# J. l! w. d

& C5 X) U# e3 u* Q- oIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
* i- \+ |6 ]3 H" b4 r. k8 A9 iIf you don't, you're a slob.# R# C# v: A7 A5 ?( d( ?0 \3 _; U

0 i% b8 W4 ^$ w2 m. y5 p8 k7 CIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.- L) v! ~; `4 f1 {
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist., w4 `5 J: P- r+ f
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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$ y4 Z, w. }) m, NIf she has a headache, she's tired.
) v9 U& z& n9 o0 u. _! p9 uIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
( q- }7 e7 o" E, [+ dfeeling sorry for the guys~
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