Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
- e' t: o7 f+ d0 J& q1 \7 VIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 E7 u2 R3 U3 @3 x  `' w, \If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

% V5 N9 n/ f$ pIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

$ C% }" }3 g7 RIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
9 N$ ~7 T- K5 A8 U/ MIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
) }3 O1 W1 C3 ~# m) E: {If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

7 J) s  b( U  ?5 q8 jIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
+ T* p$ X; ~) V# E; k( z. @If you're not, you're not ambitious.

& c1 ^- @( O( T* lIf she has a headache, she's tired.
# d- M/ w# |; B4 y! E# m& P8 Q0 yIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~