Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& I3 X) u. K1 a5 _9 `7 O, WIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
9 z% o1 U- i$ {$ b. cIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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6 ^. o) h. _6 g; l. V0 D. K2 k* h, a, uIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
4 L. F3 J6 X% r# DIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
3 e. C& x* W, rIf you don't, you're insensitive.

. q7 p& Y2 v: G; R6 q) I" Q9 _# mIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
1 c6 g( p- M$ |If she asks you, it's a favor.
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7 h. L2 W8 A: K' H* l# x) z, ]If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

, `. ]9 n7 X% @) LIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 B; _( u6 Q& k8 T7 d3 gIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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! _+ z3 K( O0 W2 B' h, eIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~