Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
6 j7 ~; ?8 e7 {- ]* T: n; BIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

% y" n2 }. |8 n! IIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

. ^7 ~8 v8 m9 v+ z1 {; TIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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6 }0 I# S5 c6 g; v% z+ o; zIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: u, c: N" \# UIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
* Q7 y0 v) _% b+ Rfeeling sorry for the guys~