Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
, R" H7 A  c5 \If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

! {% H# u) H7 g. ?: b( uIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
$ r0 Q7 {. j# i) z# P% k) b8 K+ uIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- q9 S+ U. t# h# [! Q/ aIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; _$ Z, A$ x4 z( s, Z$ n( S1 tIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
9 O6 b% Q6 B8 d4 i3 P: OIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
9 q; x( l2 ]* J" s% n3 vIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

, o; n  L* B  U( e! p  ^If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

- z' v! t) ]+ w6 f# r9 YIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

% }! G+ G, M* ]If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
* r9 }! h! F# G9 _& ~* NIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~