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* w" O( ?/ G, F4 { pIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.* h7 t4 E. @4 k
0 ~7 g9 f' V1 |& x4 Q: vIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
6 x+ {# V5 _! V x4 ~0 q2 p1 L& FIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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& l }4 \1 `( G$ K1 BIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.) T4 {0 W- ^3 d% E: p3 o1 b
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.4 h; M/ z: @1 O2 j7 Q
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.6 A7 N6 Q# R9 k! m8 v% A; i9 G
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference." G+ v4 k7 Q5 H. ~' O X7 N
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If you cry, you're a wimp.3 t5 n2 p4 R* s: p* J- Y+ z
If you don't, you're insensitive.: q7 A4 I, U9 Z0 c; _
8 {" g& \% G' e7 r7 eIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.! l) o6 D6 P/ N: g
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. U# P8 d1 I8 A" T
2 @1 D9 ^4 M- V' R+ C" FIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
- U# B" {9 G) d) C) S: }7 K& eIf she asks you, it's a favor.7 ~9 }2 Q8 X; j: G5 w4 y
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" u" ^8 c `6 X! d$ M. SIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
) M* a# F' [! k7 |- SIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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M7 F" R; L( z; n |If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.% ?% Z3 [7 z7 }& x+ n
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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1 A. |: g, x; MIf she has a headache, she's tired.
' b# y4 E$ O+ J. W3 ?If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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