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8 c6 H, [- N' d" |! b7 g0 `If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
: `4 p1 C& L3 O5 D4 }, H, bIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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7 t g8 g1 @1 W8 L4 n( nIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.0 o8 r" q! k# Z4 @5 T7 L/ {3 l' s
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.$ w. w, [" C. M2 W) W9 @8 v
; y; O- x* t4 i$ ~: H5 e, VIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
1 Y: }$ x# I( O, o0 G9 }- R1 vIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.$ x2 @# g9 q2 U, P" O8 g% W
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If you cry, you're a wimp./ L! ]6 Y! | D+ Z
If you don't, you're insensitive.' I, c+ A1 c" l! @4 I
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
4 M" C/ s. G4 K: F- R! wIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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: s5 x7 A y" H+ w" W4 {: wIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.- s/ _( C& ~# T+ i
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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7 v, e5 J; R8 i8 wIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
3 R% f- {+ o4 H3 o% O7 KIf you don't, you're a slob.; u% ]# C, @# e. u6 u& w6 T$ T1 ]
% p4 S7 D2 W/ T n! i+ OIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.- I8 i H8 h7 t2 D; z
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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1 p- x7 }; B/ u4 ^' n; u9 yIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.: ]6 b" Y% J- z
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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/ z0 r6 D7 i0 A5 Q$ e- ~3 O; `If she has a headache, she's tired.
D: Y2 A& `. b! K/ p, DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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