Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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' r; k( B9 S; t6 eIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
. U$ @5 g2 |) e7 q3 N, }- }9 Z$ xIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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7 `* N8 H6 M4 H! h. L; [" zIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
) V* j4 d5 k, n* [& ZIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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; ^+ W" j( W: w+ ]1 E2 XIf you cry, you're a wimp.
, h; f1 n2 E2 w0 E& P9 q2 uIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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7 G) z2 K" o- AIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; u4 g! o. Z4 d7 C4 o- f5 C  cIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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7 O. X0 v0 E( L* b5 ]If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; C3 y6 K/ n: M4 \If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
& J% l/ N7 ~) y7 i6 s, Q+ I8 W5 \If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
! o% l! t+ u, k' \3 X, nIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
4 g' A% `  T2 j8 Ifeeling sorry for the guys~