Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
! x( h$ z( c* G( jIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
" }0 ?8 q0 P8 c2 ^  J' bIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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0 m+ ]( |& \* O- g$ {If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
% k+ C% |+ i; {/ k/ k: u9 l& W1 oIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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$ b8 L5 z$ t, h8 C- O! R8 ZIf you cry, you're a wimp.
/ s" `. X0 y* k# qIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
0 N6 |: a. B- }8 X& a# ^If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( b8 U( N3 Y8 c' N* U3 W8 \If she asks you, it's a favor.
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. c5 l8 d2 H3 q7 dIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* X. A# F3 l+ M' d( S+ LIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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( Q4 h; |) x) P/ _2 YIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~