Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
" K1 r/ F0 J% z6 ?If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

% X7 q  Z9 C- L$ M0 h# F% g% \% BIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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6 c% R. b0 E. n9 k' aIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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2 _6 |" _- I0 D! z, Y1 Y( yIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
9 O3 ?0 v4 v% ?, m5 U9 Q1 @3 l6 }" c8 mIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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7 c0 U* ~2 [# ^; R! {If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

! e8 K. \, g) E  `9 h+ E7 r. ~5 dIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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1 S9 h2 h" q3 x2 V  O& g  B* Q1 hIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
" W. e% B/ u6 k+ uIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
+ i% Y: z  F: c: oIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
5 c0 l, r. X- c6 H+ Qfeeling sorry for the guys~