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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
, z! d) i+ ]' cIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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, V1 u2 b2 a3 C) V* n- lIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.# `% ]; t  B3 d
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.; R8 \, A6 T* U4 q" N, o
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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  d" m7 U  F& {: G' }4 uIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
8 G8 x4 H6 w, W: fIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.! P) p( i% A9 n  c1 M( M
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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; ?8 q: ?! N) d; c: ZIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
; v1 a- ^- ?: ?% T( B+ `If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.+ Q2 O) K, |* z" T. z

7 H( j/ i4 n$ a8 jIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
& d. v4 R# h- n! |$ }& ^0 eIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.8 p/ h" q+ [3 L, U0 D
If you don't, you're a slob.$ r8 h/ V6 Z# {8 ^8 _, k0 q5 l: C

2 U4 j( u1 ]4 e$ u  u7 ~$ dIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
9 A4 F! L) c$ |% e9 _% }0 aIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.4 ]  n( U! w2 I# V* l) J

! N6 r9 M* b6 N( f  L& wIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
+ R  v0 P; a) OIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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. u3 |0 \0 P6 |3 u/ n& W; |If she has a headache, she's tired.7 [" {9 @" G, u; k' o% P
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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