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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
. @& \6 L* {8 m3 e5 ]) s- g+ eIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.$ J, H, B) j* r
3 L6 X# j7 [7 S* n0 `If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.: p4 D: G( H- Y/ X
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity., `. l1 r9 E* J4 R! j% Q
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 S8 l# d9 \" }9 N2 WIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.* z4 N8 j; \7 @& T, [/ @2 h: b
- B! J3 w6 S6 Y: PIf you cry, you're a wimp.
! @- ~+ k. b+ W: O1 F+ t) FIf you don't, you're insensitive.- _) F; w. ]3 \+ M& b& A
2 J) i# J g1 J3 P# Z/ r% pIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
- ~& }1 j+ N7 R/ Y& UIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.2 u, d1 Q5 f. z! v
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.6 a( M# q' I0 b0 u( b; c, K
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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* b* U9 g, b0 U6 E& UIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.( M- [) `& R" `: K) U5 W& r
If you don't, you're a slob.
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# L. l5 m9 u% |( xIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* \, c8 b* q9 k+ x# Y* w5 c* Q, ]If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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" U" w* J, c$ {, e! RIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist./ l# o! i% T/ O& `' k4 V6 `8 g0 J
If you're not, you're not ambitious.& z, x: W; S7 S; r
) M. _& _) A7 U8 @, nIf she has a headache, she's tired.
1 U7 p Q5 r: J: kIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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