Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) D- \5 f  o, n% y3 OIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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6 f$ Z! v  l$ c- A! K! PIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
+ s. V5 \7 m/ v' EIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

: s+ @; c1 M( j! M! j: qIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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$ R( t6 J/ G, k# HIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

6 v+ v2 D2 i7 {. M$ A" O* ]If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
/ b/ g4 x- m% B+ z) nIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

3 s2 L) H$ H: J' S  }If she has a headache, she's tired.
( u% U) D# l( [3 S, @4 z! i( OIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
1 A; Q; q1 r) R. Xfeeling sorry for the guys~