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, ~9 P+ H7 x9 X. @3 u+ B# eIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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: v3 l1 }5 p, FIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation./ B# p- b; C$ }" C- @
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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1 M( v* Z% J0 u8 RIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
N0 u! f5 B& d y* A% ~If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.) w" N0 r/ `3 [0 e+ D! _. |
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.+ l5 x6 T; h- k9 g! H9 i
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
$ t: b( h3 ~. u2 z9 QIf you don't, you're insensitive." _& R/ R F: y0 U& o
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.) K" A% A4 D7 S# A/ P; e
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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8 c ^6 b K5 C8 v( X& MIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
5 j; p8 T# f3 O9 B- o, |! GIf she asks you, it's a favor.$ J/ b2 s8 E' S- C
D1 L3 }- q3 ?, b V( OIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.% F5 I' w5 F: g* H! t, Z
If you don't, you're a slob.1 r" G6 e( T8 ]& Q+ z, _* p1 D
) A# Q! E, f2 U+ c& o9 }If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
5 z* p; x. t6 T" RIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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0 j+ C2 ]7 }3 hIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
! c& ?# I% _$ z: R5 U+ w2 EIf you're not, you're not ambitious.8 {1 q3 \' G. z# ^" Q) Q
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If she has a headache, she's tired.9 a! J1 G8 x& L$ J/ ?
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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