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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.+ m# p( Q) _; h$ V5 P! |! ^
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.4 _ a; M& `) i* s: q6 _- @ d
$ O6 n) k& C( @. q. N7 A8 TIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.! w6 \- h- E% u. P& d; f V2 L+ V- J
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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/ N1 `. `1 d9 S, z7 d0 Z3 _If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- T% G' B* w, U/ ~If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
" c; \. h s; g% YIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
$ O) X4 }! E+ A$ W( d) h. M+ [If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard." G% k. s5 ~) i) a4 T
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.% F: z# p# k- L" o
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.3 v& u* s1 Y. x- l
If she asks you, it's a favor.; h0 P/ z' S. { p) [: L
G6 X0 i- E0 s0 A. |If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% W- H# Q& H! R9 f2 TIf you don't, you're a slob.4 B6 U* j+ W# L C! M' ?2 H7 V8 q8 A
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
: t' W7 G! ?) r! [# CIf you don't, you're not thoughtful./ ]" h; ^5 U, U3 X0 b* j
4 U/ X- L1 r9 T1 A" ?! k- t8 c; \If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.1 `% r. a% R. u, Z5 P
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.) a3 l5 a; S5 J+ D A# L
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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