Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
" P( W, J4 D/ b5 }If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
: X4 v: P; A% d) FIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

* l% w* P! @1 n" J% ?( K6 PIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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6 [" J. X* I2 Y1 ]5 B' pIf you cry, you're a wimp.
. F2 x- J8 [3 W6 r; ^If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

' e( @. m# O% w+ \( s4 QIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

  ]! r; X- ^* h% R5 R# {+ AIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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& W9 i! H' m' \If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
$ p/ K" X1 }; [9 ~If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

" t$ n! }3 V1 v7 N1 b3 SIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, u, Q! v. N2 r& q* kIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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5 i& S9 v1 E9 @# _If she has a headache, she's tired.
6 p1 P4 \8 p2 p5 l! a0 u: DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
5 ~8 e: p0 X, vfeeling sorry for the guys~