Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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3 K* W6 C) N% |0 F! T4 w. xIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
" ?" ~' b# L( P& sIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

) Y2 V2 x! r( X8 @% @If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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3 B; E) N4 }) MIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ Q, a1 \4 Z$ L0 g/ n; l' [If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

5 d( j3 T/ y8 r' X8 sIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
, d1 `+ m$ A- I+ @/ H3 ]feeling sorry for the guys~