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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.5 G, d% V. {( g7 Q, D
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' \2 X% U) s$ GIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better." m$ c( Y D- O4 c. z7 v
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.+ h- X* f. T2 X: @# r n! Y& H2 P
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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6 S( t# y# \; kIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. ]+ J3 {" i" s7 e9 |, c) Y2 u0 M
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
2 ~3 M b7 Z" @! |1 `If you don't, you're insensitive.
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6 f# S n, v! _; b8 yIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.1 Z/ L1 P- T4 D0 Y" U
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
, |- y% ~* P q9 P9 cIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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5 N b& f) A) S( i" X. tIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.4 j* n" e* c# `, r8 w% i- q" L [
If you don't, you're a slob.; `6 h1 Z* {; ?) D5 H
/ y! Q$ I1 a/ o. B1 ^If you buy her flowers, you're after something.# B. g+ Z+ a+ |2 `5 l
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.( z" i3 L" Z+ m0 H( T/ |
* U( P9 s: Q) d: \2 pIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.( `1 q6 y" j; }6 e; Q7 L
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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6 I7 l/ G: z7 z( q9 VIf she has a headache, she's tired.
2 a4 t7 A8 Q) S$ o2 MIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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