Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
- T+ D- K. m+ D1 |
8 d8 u  Q8 v7 z6 b, c1 OIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

# ?# `: s; E# m  s: M# P2 d- `; EIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
1 B6 p; c, z. \, i4 Y
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

5 s  C! K; j& R: {$ WIf you cry, you're a wimp.
9 y% C5 {% |6 y; u9 QIf you don't, you're insensitive.

: }( v0 g; H2 WIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 v, j/ i- Q' ]" A" T$ T! S& lIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
' Z3 H6 e8 }1 S/ k) m
: D3 X2 b6 x; s$ j2 QIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
) @" W! y* b2 Z- q' F$ L* H
2 w  V( u" G& w7 i0 |; k1 WIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
( @/ X$ k+ C. {
( f1 Z, C' q# @4 HIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
6 c8 s$ B4 i( b- \& i. y
If she has a headache, she's tired.
& [$ b% v5 s# r( B6 F/ o) ]% c2 v! UIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
; y9 n5 Z0 D, Z& D5 ]feeling sorry for the guys~