Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
, @' a  F1 \2 M1 K+ s* C; j( S- BIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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; U6 n# W8 q3 G$ T4 p) s/ |If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
( o6 x" O$ s7 U! `4 DIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
1 l% c, \$ Q% K# a% [5 D' LIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
* h" P/ P" y: S6 |" C  {  W. Z" }If you don't, you're insensitive.

( @6 L  R" ]4 g* _( IIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
- ^- q* m' n% ?$ K1 j* _, \If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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, ]8 g. v% X. V7 NIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
8 U- q  w# m/ r* ?9 UIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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* H2 L" Y- W+ m. v$ qIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
) M$ w7 V4 r8 O1 Q. H. sIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
2 v: _; W6 r$ EIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

2 d5 o9 O9 }$ G$ p# DIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~