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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.9 ^2 D7 T! d, d5 {
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.- J) j" v# a- I- }5 L6 [) P
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 \/ b/ ?9 _2 F$ NIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.9 X& T; n9 B5 x @+ x1 q
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
8 [/ r1 Q d2 M. [2 a0 BIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.9 I2 A& j1 m; [3 w
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment., w. H$ M, m- I2 X" Q7 F' }4 b3 w
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.- u, T; }* c+ o6 y
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If you cry, you're a wimp.3 \. M- n, Y/ _! _+ R( y
If you don't, you're insensitive. F6 c4 N6 o# n& J' E
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.7 P6 N F2 g5 Y, {
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.5 D1 b2 D& O# X6 F) }* r
2 v9 y5 d2 b" vIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.1 [1 a H6 |& B3 v' h
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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, m. J( p4 x) _" L OIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
3 m2 F: N, t' M" T# j) _If you don't, you're a slob.
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/ v) ^+ S3 h+ U- N2 A6 E8 aIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.3 a/ V0 ~6 x+ N+ G! \ `
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.1 A! B6 E$ `# E# n
If you're not, you're not ambitious.5 d) P3 ?. V1 q1 }
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If she has a headache, she's tired., ^% b' r1 V7 ?* b+ A+ e0 E3 t( [; a
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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