Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
/ [8 k/ s1 ]% m4 @! N0 {- @6 O* VIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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1 S) X- V: }2 x8 Q; N& w% QIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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9 c0 ?# o, q6 |8 o( E6 AIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
2 q% h/ Y, q1 N! SIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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# _9 p2 I7 _/ G# |If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; p" ]/ K" [. T" S# Y5 r; @If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
) h" X2 U5 Q1 ^1 D! U( t6 f; p- D/ h* uIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
6 A3 E- j+ ^! ?+ d- Z' ~If she asks you, it's a favor.

+ D, \3 S* u  C! Z& |1 AIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

2 k' L' S/ u" R: c4 lIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
- ?6 t; J& i" D" B* i7 c, ~! DIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

+ V& z6 d* B$ m$ qIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
, }" ^# \' h+ z# r, xfeeling sorry for the guys~