Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
0 V' x, h# K8 p/ GIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
7 K4 h: W8 @3 O) Y7 z, A5 pIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

! l7 U# x8 g. }: d7 eIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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0 h- l0 J" I+ {( ~If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

' Z. }' a4 \1 i8 i9 q, |If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
! B+ A8 X* }7 q5 [9 G1 zIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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7 ~' U8 W. ^3 i9 \4 ^; [6 ~) U6 B% TIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 V* [9 }4 [7 d% R% g' y6 X7 c) iIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! b0 a( v! |0 V* O9 [If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

. m) c, U' ?6 l1 f, N; @8 FIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

; J4 `4 n4 |+ a) b/ \/ W0 I4 U" `If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~