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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.. B* v7 h, W/ e' e; A$ O9 t
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.  M3 S0 F  N8 U/ @0 X9 N* n" F

6 \1 u( j' x& o( o; iIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
4 Y  s0 U. n! |. bIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.! u6 R8 f0 g% X- C+ y7 ~, b6 ]
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.& m0 @: j0 d: d+ Q) G6 d3 c
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.; m) C1 @7 R2 a& @2 \9 V" S

3 A0 i  t1 i' s+ e% k) ~- |: k! MIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.8 z- s7 Y  y9 R7 w8 V
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.8 ^0 I8 h5 D7 X4 E/ W
If you don't, you're insensitive.5 ?) [+ w2 U; I$ V1 x( o

, T2 u/ k+ F, A; Y$ C3 s0 A" {If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.6 {7 h2 T% I8 p5 Y' ~
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.0 @$ C- e2 f" B5 F8 H/ Y

* ~' C  k" H* IIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
0 g& V7 @6 ^2 j, Y& y) DIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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/ I! d8 ?$ }. v0 r) H* U1 QIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" C& u$ Y4 b# T9 |If you don't, you're a slob.5 O6 c, T) E7 o5 i: N9 ~" N
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ @; \* @' h/ L+ I# N# }, sIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.& y5 f- R2 x8 l! p3 m5 T% r7 J3 S. F
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.0 }: K6 y# L) U2 O, ?# ]- k0 W
If you're not, you're not ambitious.. a, ^) W% r, Q4 R
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
/ {% ~7 P  e7 }, f5 l7 V! AIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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haha~
4 |7 |' G( V9 \! V9 A; efeeling sorry for the guys~
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