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5 M% N- ?6 S t+ P- TIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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6 o0 _7 U1 n' k, R/ S8 W4 N) s7 IIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.# j! {6 h) Z- ]
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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( s$ \' A$ F2 C; w! V O0 kIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
$ {, K; I+ n' y( JIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 a2 @: O: l# o) d( LIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.3 u* d Q; q1 u
z7 Y3 B8 }3 ^: v$ DIf you cry, you're a wimp.; X4 M# E' P3 M$ ]8 m9 i
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. x" z- j' A# c+ b- A
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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`8 T. t1 s7 H% ]% GIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
, C0 A+ P+ N1 C* e- QIf she asks you, it's a favor.2 c; g5 k# E: [$ l
5 u/ I( c$ o- ]* [) VIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.# M( W" k9 _7 A5 A3 M
If you don't, you're a slob.- h8 z4 S) H2 l
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.2 ]: _6 J9 o3 f& A* z5 g$ m
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist./ a+ ]5 _' T/ I
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7 p3 C" ~4 d( k! h, z- WIf she has a headache, she's tired.
" L) g# h2 U5 J3 H. MIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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