Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 \/ b/ ?9 _2 F$ NIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
8 [/ r1 Q  d2 M. [2 a0 BIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

2 v9 y5 d2 b" vIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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, m. J( p4 x) _" L  OIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
3 m2 F: N, t' M" T# j) _If you don't, you're a slob.
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/ v) ^+ S3 h+ U- N2 A6 E8 aIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~