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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
% `2 E5 _) U% t6 k( G( m! UIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' I' z3 o/ O. {5 @% ~% vIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.$ Z' Z1 C5 x5 l: @
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.1 B' ]6 E# C/ @4 a" I% {
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.2 t- Z) ?+ @0 B3 ?; W5 r6 N
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.$ x' |% {) W9 r6 u2 z
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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9 K3 z: I' ]8 Q. U; _. fIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.( Z$ @! Y4 u2 w, N8 A
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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6 T/ h" `4 j. `+ L) G. x4 ]9 r0 @* nIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
9 v: I/ T4 k8 Q$ [. KIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.1 v( T" ^/ z- ^ x) H+ P
If you don't, you're a slob.3 b9 i% I$ ~6 ] ~
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
# Y+ [. y* h; wIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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# O0 V4 E0 q' HIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
8 `! Z1 C9 D! d. |/ V! {; h+ |0 kIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
& I# w: U) C M3 S$ QIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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