Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
3 ^" [& }1 E6 t( bIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
( V0 @( g6 `  H% ~9 C, T. B" E: i) zIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
4 k. K' N! z) [' X) ^If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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4 b  Y# i. p7 T2 `7 F7 z+ aIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
) D2 p9 ^8 r/ |  h$ Q- h/ [# s; IIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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* W# }, i3 i) ?! L2 m. aIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
) F# |5 R# K3 T0 X- ?: Q, t$ HIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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6 W8 |; `2 g2 ?If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' ?5 d( e& p9 s' zIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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7 o7 B: }3 @' r& v% g/ g( Y1 kIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
1 e* h" N6 U1 ofeeling sorry for the guys~