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9 \- y$ }) L" \; e/ y' M( W# KIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.: Z3 t/ o6 B5 |' d5 ~; w, b
' t: E) ^9 A! c6 d( k* {; ~9 pIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 R$ @1 r6 [0 d2 E/ z) ~0 Z7 `" bIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.2 g5 ?4 f+ G5 S' O) M1 O0 V
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
) `1 \/ _$ d! NIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.. O4 B, M$ V. _$ [& b
( ^% g: X6 x( A+ O( F3 ]If you cry, you're a wimp.
4 ]8 m& V! N% Q3 ~: H$ ZIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.( O/ C, T$ z/ F7 c
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.$ J$ \, S; c5 R
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
- b' \; `, b0 U# I- [; v8 |If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.% J7 t6 M" I/ @9 X
If you don't, you're a slob., q# G, r; A: I- ~3 Z
- V4 X" x) k0 B# K2 ~If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
0 B0 P0 v8 K5 i3 I; Z* eIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.; o8 n4 j4 @: i. C D5 H0 [4 i
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.1 C0 V0 C# f+ C) ]! W
If you're not, you're not ambitious.$ [% r' Z2 M& c2 M; i( w f7 {& f
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
! V; l# V9 F! l/ r5 r" eIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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