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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& ^" `/ j4 i1 f! @# ^  EIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.5 V- ]4 u! `  T# R1 l9 s8 H2 w" m

8 W* _& {( z( g9 rIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.* A: G1 q% K- o8 ?! K
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.2 C; i: Y# \; U2 Z0 o
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment./ |  T' M6 A; D: c1 y
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.5 l* ?- v2 W  y& j+ }& t. R" k
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.$ G& i$ B/ Q) X6 B: y3 ]
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.* X1 o, b8 `+ b; Q
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination." R; N3 V  r! _  a" K* V0 o# o* |
If she asks you, it's a favor.1 |$ ]3 }  G& J5 r
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 x9 V4 w) Z7 L/ |7 U9 V: JIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.: ~+ ~. W7 r* F; S" h' S* Z
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.  A6 V9 j. q2 V6 e

) p" o3 j% h+ ~: c" BIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.5 F+ \: X/ J* G! w' ?  m. x8 K- ?
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.( U2 G% J9 M" R2 N& v" W* X
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
! f2 u1 H5 {$ t0 b& Ffeeling sorry for the guys~
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