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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
* V# ^. O; `3 d5 n' @If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.6 g% X, d( n. L5 q/ m
5 N8 M M c) y" M+ C( l( UIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
: n' s- e. `3 M4 D- G5 M7 j# }# e/ PIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
( r. K5 O2 V" IIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.. {& c8 n$ _4 V8 H5 G6 Q: e
& k% }. J- Q2 @) KIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.# s( s) u; y8 n% S& Q* m0 R
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.1 A f4 |# s: H1 H
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If you cry, you're a wimp.2 ?' l3 \5 j% ?6 m. q
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.0 u* [) d4 S/ s3 n+ F
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ D( s3 }4 D7 P# y: J9 I! @If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( S* k- `. T* jIf you don't, you're a slob.( P Q% M9 y9 \/ w
* ]2 U7 W1 @+ [. HIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
5 u1 @3 ^6 I& E; C9 y. _( jIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.8 o! W( I+ V$ N( R
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.3 A/ w6 [9 n6 i* @3 e
If you're not, you're not ambitious.$ j5 Q0 c7 r2 W! n8 C( ]6 h
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If she has a headache, she's tired.' F! d' V9 j9 |
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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