Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
9 o' ]; `4 L% d; ?$ c$ K/ KIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
; u% `8 {5 w- i" S8 i* m: {; ^) nIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

! O, L3 c5 F4 K" `. RIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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; u5 m, [& N/ WIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

3 l) a3 s& K4 C9 e9 E3 jIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
  Y2 S. F  ~% a" V3 [5 n0 uIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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4 I  v: J/ F" L) ^: rIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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% X# t; n, U& B7 l$ w! K% N! rIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 G9 }( R: E: GIf you don't, you're a slob.

! h4 _4 P3 Z# J5 i! U: A0 ^If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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6 w$ }5 ~+ R. ]1 w( Q. \If she has a headache, she's tired.
8 x2 b* `8 o# cIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~