Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
1 b- P4 F! T- |If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
2 Y' J! O4 ^1 c% H! [/ ]; r3 ?If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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. Z+ U4 l# g# S( RIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- z4 h* n! Y! ]- rIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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- b/ D" V, r8 D( C8 w- OIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

4 l+ |) ~/ n, `' k8 L6 B7 X) }If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
4 N8 w* H; ~5 N' W4 `- \5 L' N/ IIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
- r6 k5 X. ]& UIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
: e( Z, _, x# s$ P; ?If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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2 r1 s' O$ p0 A& yIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
0 x3 t# y) B/ |4 {If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~