Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
3 H& G& g( K% r$ C5 qIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ R% k) G% N4 e: o1 zIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

- O) A( w5 Y2 L, u7 KIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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1 {* f$ [2 Y; x& V2 kIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
- T0 O! d& n  H) k* ~' oIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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6 N/ ^/ Y4 o8 t8 O6 DIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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7 F! ?" C  B8 ]1 i0 rIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
  I2 h4 _+ `  G5 N+ [! p7 WIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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+ z- T5 u7 y; B  s& QIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
0 Q1 \, }6 Z5 d: T& bIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~