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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her." k4 R2 s; n/ |6 I( T, R
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' E& Q; j" l5 L! n; s! |0 m+ GIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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* o5 h! d* R; m1 fIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
' C5 V0 B7 @% V, rIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.4 o4 D6 g; P% {" N
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.$ l* k; q. q7 P% I! P
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.; }* e) j4 j. x/ t
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If you cry, you're a wimp.! [7 x) T3 M. x. J8 j* x, M
If you don't, you're insensitive.% a2 \1 k# A6 N( X3 n) j: `: H* Z
( @. q; i, W/ d; RIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
9 q7 A) ]. O6 n# m6 N+ IIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.; p6 ]+ Z; z# p' d9 l/ i! V. R
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.7 F* U6 D6 {! d" M5 I w1 N. @
If she asks you, it's a favor.$ w8 u! S4 t0 N) [, Y
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 S. q2 l* e7 C- v4 q7 ~If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
# q, n5 s' Q! _! FIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.. b5 v, U8 N" C6 }
& @# f' f. N0 o4 y: M+ w1 K+ Y FIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.! N% b4 i/ ?" \" S# H4 Q3 Z
If you're not, you're not ambitious.) l6 |( T/ R& x" b' C/ T E q
; W+ E3 b* X1 Z9 xIf she has a headache, she's tired.
q z/ G8 J u* M1 CIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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