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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.: d: h7 N6 v0 s
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.6 I& S* d2 D& ^: L
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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7 L/ Y: s" j- I+ o' t9 `* PIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. l9 ?9 p# A0 e$ b4 G' PIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.4 ?8 E* E$ q- [ T2 Z2 c* Z% {
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; M0 z0 I2 ]/ A- s [' @; Y; XIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference." F- }4 L" h8 f0 j5 e
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
& X% k6 T; ?/ o+ P" F- `6 l/ ~If you don't, you're insensitive.; n a, E$ u% h
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.& E9 q9 N) {; ?0 C8 K
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.7 K4 ]2 y2 V H( e" l
* ?6 l. D. H( b6 e5 JIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
: y; G6 l- m9 {If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
+ R* [2 |2 E" T% w/ L+ N7 u" }If you don't, you're a slob." Z M. r* a5 q: d8 H& L; R) w; v
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( A6 @ e% {1 j* n" i/ WIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.8 v( [3 e' k8 J
$ D* i( P K$ x0 Z0 }$ QIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.9 z L( j5 t1 F4 U# h+ @
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
% {' c5 E& H- ~$ X0 Q; cIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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