Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
$ X: L- x7 U. I* ~0 F0 hIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

, _0 z! \; P! a) _" N" ]If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' H8 v% W' u9 F( A" WIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ {6 l/ F  B# v/ k! @( |If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

) d: F0 k) f; EIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% C3 S( g( u$ m. w" PIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

: N3 n/ U' ^2 Y- w8 @3 hIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

9 J/ e( \& M& E( b8 ?/ J& Z! X- `If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 o9 Q1 o: p: w& o- u3 cIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 Q! {/ ~) d/ [- |; z6 L) nIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

! P0 v: q# v0 ~& U  P' F& r2 IIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
- r$ F/ I7 Z$ ~If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~