Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' E& Q; j" l5 L! n; s! |0 m+ GIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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* o5 h! d* R; m1 fIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
' C5 V0 B7 @% V, rIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

( @. q; i, W/ d; RIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
9 q7 A) ]. O6 n# m6 N+ IIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 S. q2 l* e7 C- v4 q7 ~If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
# q, n5 s' Q! _! FIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

& @# f' f. N0 o4 y: M+ w1 K+ Y  FIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

; W+ E3 b* X1 Z9 xIf she has a headache, she's tired.
  q  z/ G8 J  u* M1 CIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
5 u( d0 g% {) u. `5 vfeeling sorry for the guys~