Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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4 W* c9 V! J' S" O& I% KIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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. R5 c+ e: h9 U8 e0 v. XIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
* N- V- C% R: Z% p5 Y( N+ hIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
0 j( E* Q7 j; I7 s2 kIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

, w$ {4 P8 X* r4 I" O3 }If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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. ^8 ?3 B& }5 a8 |- m" zIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, P; k8 n1 d' F1 J1 \+ {( G$ VIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
# _/ Q+ J+ C# p7 w( h% T6 vIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~