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4 N) V7 W9 _$ M3 y5 `If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.' L+ q4 z% ~- I8 W3 D1 _8 w! d
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
: q1 B* d* B: a; jIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.' g0 {+ \0 P2 O2 f/ x- }" c9 w
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
0 ~( P7 n1 Z/ l$ cIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.! e" k5 B9 b6 O3 U2 v/ d
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
5 Z4 Q7 d- N4 {/ sIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
2 P- n8 G: \. L( ]8 rIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.. b0 E% I. W8 o2 ^" [
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
4 X* u. z1 q+ kIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.) R) i' O2 L( }! X. r
If you don't, you're a slob./ j+ _$ z; g( l% o; c
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 @7 v- f3 H( Z0 I3 j3 MIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.# w2 @2 U7 l' K% u5 e9 t) l
! } a- [3 D7 e* D: h9 R8 }If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
7 b# v3 b' M( H# P3 p1 S8 vIf you're not, you're not ambitious.& x& E" ]( C1 p6 g4 ~* L
3 K6 U5 E% W) Z+ f1 [If she has a headache, she's tired.
! R+ g y2 [4 ^$ ?9 P: q2 }If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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