Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
$ ^* }8 ?" N0 xIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
% q$ V$ J8 _8 F" z  C% w9 q3 D6 IIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
5 r1 {, U- Z$ I$ L$ NIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 k+ i* `3 v$ L+ N; b6 v4 E; XIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
' b3 F1 p* r7 a+ f" X6 sIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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7 _$ f' g. W7 w' @' xIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

9 C! H, t; r+ [( ]If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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6 g" p; ]+ N* ^. A8 RIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
5 G! b3 u5 D  V  X0 ]/ TIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
5 d6 n- {9 y5 hfeeling sorry for the guys~