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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
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- R" U/ o8 o, N& R0 O! y& ^If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
+ @7 {/ P' I9 r7 u0 Y) K3 tIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.0 @8 H9 W9 ~, S1 y5 v! @
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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. A9 X1 p* b; U: n: i: m" k% oIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
$ x) h0 A4 a' x2 y! h5 f" s$ l1 [If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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% @+ s a" N; b& @0 i) o. C7 X9 ^* nIf you cry, you're a wimp./ r a2 A5 O) _# P4 c
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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- Z& T' v9 Z, J. w) S- j2 B" JIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.- i3 k/ M6 h7 W- C$ @$ K% g
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.' R% v5 }* E, s, i W
( d/ ^% E8 I" N" uIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.5 b$ p0 L2 m5 _$ ^6 a! N
If she asks you, it's a favor.+ b1 e+ t5 y2 L+ i
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.! m3 `/ r5 U) \# ]6 T
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
: l+ |4 A; {) ]( c# |7 _" G' [If you don't, you're not thoughtful.3 Q; L+ R( r7 A$ E% _
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
! n0 Y2 h5 w7 ?/ b& o' iIf you're not, you're not ambitious.# z4 z& z1 ~' w- b& O0 `
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If she has a headache, she's tired.3 z) z0 _# D7 d
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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