Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
4 O* _# |' u1 v3 s! ?2 sIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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# H) ]9 I* S% O7 tIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) [0 _# e' M7 ]3 i! @3 [: I- c) iIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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4 Z8 R% g, \, K' [  g7 SIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; G% G; G* @% R' u* L8 J2 hIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

. V4 H3 E9 B  P, a! B# sIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

1 a, e7 ]5 c% M  ?; H: B0 D5 LIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

2 _% g. e6 \# u/ DIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( ]& i/ `1 `* _, ?$ f9 j  i& UIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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- V/ j* g8 K: k* U# b1 F# ^If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
! `* ?/ ~: p5 u1 J. I7 O; sIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
" U7 X5 G8 S9 j2 H2 n4 Hfeeling sorry for the guys~