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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.- T, b$ ?6 q2 i
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.+ N+ j2 {% ]# I% F9 S
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.! k; `# K4 e* I( x' C5 s, d% U
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.! L3 q- F, w% B) A1 t; V6 W2 E
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) D- \5 f o, n% y3 OIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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6 f$ Z! v l$ c- A! K! PIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.! H' @# K8 G5 k8 s2 J0 @
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference./ [+ t5 z% E7 E: V, m
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
+ s. V5 \7 m/ v' EIf you don't, you're insensitive.- ?8 k5 K. N8 @& a& K
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.% T/ I( r/ m1 y- B; S: b: a
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman./ D) l2 X' c3 z5 V9 Z- M
: s+ @; c1 M( j! M! j: qIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.' m( i% ]6 _( a; J7 g7 Z' f& }
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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$ R( t6 J/ G, k# HIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.( I# x7 O" d( _( L3 K
If you don't, you're a slob., i* c, w, m8 G9 F
6 v+ v2 D2 i7 {. M$ A" O* ]If you buy her flowers, you're after something.* J4 R7 s x R# g' C7 o& {- b
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.: _ m% r' |1 G9 O
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
/ b/ g4 x- m% B+ z) nIf you're not, you're not ambitious.2 u+ a1 l5 M/ o, M5 Z' B# n
3 s2 L) H$ H: J' S }If she has a headache, she's tired.
( u% U) D# l( [3 S, @4 z! i( OIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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