Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
  W: r" |' A8 L( w' M) \, l& ZIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
7 B/ N/ x8 g. d. g) p" _1 z& k" wIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) M$ n, a9 H, w, VIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
( A( w( _) K; r2 `. YIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
! f4 \% h& N7 y" Y! J. pIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

2 d6 X$ X) d  {, E: P7 aIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
) y  l/ J3 S, F3 o7 [* FIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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$ \, u+ W$ L% Y$ x- Y# z4 C1 ?If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
' i8 P6 b. u+ ZIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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4 }# Z5 M6 \0 \% UIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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' H# x- ]4 k" n. `  mIf she has a headache, she's tired.
9 t7 T: y* {' o5 oIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~