Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

' ?) x: s4 N+ x  J) ]. b2 hIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 F% {: h1 J0 k5 W6 z4 sIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
" H1 u. [' l* s# [If you don't, you're insensitive.
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. M. Z7 x/ Y, c1 oIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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) m: e4 C! F9 @( FIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

8 w7 v' X6 T9 _  \' M7 nIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
) v+ T) R' ?" v7 d9 P1 A- R$ bIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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5 Y* b" e" k( o7 m5 r7 @3 M" kIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' i3 l' e7 a3 B0 MIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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6 N2 A8 ~9 o2 @& r; ?, dIf she has a headache, she's tired.
5 b, B+ B7 }0 t5 f5 O2 o: IIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
, D* @2 A8 I6 S" N3 r& G3 ^feeling sorry for the guys~