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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
" P( W, J4 D/ b5 }If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.$ `' |+ z$ u! a: \
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.; O) r1 T3 E) y; d& Z
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
: X4 v: P; A% d) FIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.4 f* F  Q) w3 d- w0 R$ Y/ X

* l% w* P! @1 n" J% ?( K6 PIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.- k/ g' e. S! |3 s
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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6 [" J. X* I2 Y1 ]5 B' pIf you cry, you're a wimp.
. F2 x- J8 [3 W6 r; ^If you don't, you're insensitive.5 ?& K9 X$ ?; Y5 c
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard., O0 s5 u; z# x! @
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.* |4 c; o3 U# C; L

' e( @. m# O% w+ \( s4 QIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.1 N% \) G8 i  y7 @+ C
If she asks you, it's a favor.+ y: C/ N" Y" i; L: P

  ]! r; X- ^* h% R5 R# {+ AIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.* p, L0 I2 \0 s3 T
If you don't, you're a slob.
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& W9 i! H' m' \If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
$ p/ K" X1 }; [9 ~If you don't, you're not thoughtful.* d6 H- V6 \' j/ b! ?& r  n. C

" t$ n! }3 V1 v7 N1 b3 SIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, u, Q! v. N2 r& q* kIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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5 i& S9 v1 E9 @# _If she has a headache, she's tired.
6 p1 P4 \8 p2 p5 l! a0 u: DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
5 ~8 e: p0 X, vfeeling sorry for the guys~
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