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$ Q8 Y/ Y0 c7 ~If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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1 O# b1 n: \1 I' DIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.; l( O+ j0 U1 a
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.$ D( p4 r* W r/ o7 m& F
! D2 Y; k6 A* i+ _If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism./ R0 u: |) @: }" E
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.! f: A V! Z6 }: ~
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.9 ~+ Z4 b+ t2 g
5 g* \5 _6 K6 l/ ~2 uIf you cry, you're a wimp.
* k" V# ?! V1 [5 bIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.( X2 X& H. X/ P' D% W" l
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.# Z4 d- X# [& q. w: Q3 y5 v
0 ]0 X( n; B% p% A4 qIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.' g8 e, c5 z6 Q
If she asks you, it's a favor.) g. i5 g* ?6 N6 I* l, n
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
, A. t; T( `, Y1 z* J" ?, i7 X" LIf you don't, you're a slob. B0 y' A& C. _' [$ k
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.8 T+ H) ~ E9 E
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.. h& P) {$ {* _, Q" w6 |% e
6 C6 n4 \1 v# |* E* L# RIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
2 u2 N2 D; n" k# W/ \If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.4 a, H* k+ k; i
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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