Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
: ]" Z8 L5 {) o, M* V3 DIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 W+ h& ^6 _9 o4 x: oIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
+ p9 V+ e* {- x" x+ ?If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

4 H  F( B6 G' T% c) ]3 G' kIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
; o" A% o8 m/ ^7 {: VIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

5 w4 @% i+ ^+ ~2 H# Q" ^5 FIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
4 o) [5 f. _4 @# AIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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# G' `( y* [4 ^If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
1 K. U2 E- q4 H0 x( NIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ f& O: _' j0 z' nIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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# u! u$ H2 R) ~. k4 ~+ ], l, W: K& OIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
/ N3 G' y* B# Z6 eIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
8 Y8 _, r/ s3 B* _. c, AIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
& {  E) B) k5 N9 C2 `! k% R; _feeling sorry for the guys~