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: P0 |( Z. {4 }2 i! t6 u SIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.' I# y$ R7 U% N! J- R1 l: q/ h
- M% G6 q; t4 @9 |' E! mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
/ \# r3 G8 @' y- OIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.; w" r% S4 z8 k' I0 s) R% C9 Y; G
8 R2 r) E3 @8 V$ ?* \6 OIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
2 Z( q0 x' m2 Q. x" L/ o" Z! y) U4 LIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.9 C$ w' D/ S; P9 ~
+ T/ S z2 t) EIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
2 G2 n$ O' K$ j. tIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.+ W/ i- ~/ h1 ]5 d4 H; Z; l7 Z
5 I6 ^& Q5 N5 ]9 |2 T+ ?4 Z7 }If you cry, you're a wimp.
, m) w) @7 H7 J3 R4 w3 }9 ^& B* ^If you don't, you're insensitive.
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' x; ]5 E1 R5 p7 g: U0 @If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
' p2 _4 S' k# B* Z( N* `If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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8 E$ c0 V# \* L6 L. z- sIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
! {! E' Y `6 {If she asks you, it's a favor.2 U% o0 \+ Z9 e; `) X
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.2 ~5 W$ t) Z& @ | b. G/ }# f. ?
If you don't, you're a slob.
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( L3 Q. a% p4 L6 |: A/ OIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
' f+ |9 @8 W3 x! T( {If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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* R1 k7 B0 Q1 d2 Y. b, T# t9 _4 o2 ?If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
7 ~: Q3 l5 h( A% p; d' M3 I$ [: F! _If you're not, you're not ambitious.7 n# u7 V7 t% _
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
7 {8 H( {: q2 R4 n. Q# t/ DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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