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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
; P& D- U! G5 T* @+ Q& C$ y  x/ WIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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. j' m$ x5 S) U% V( l7 IIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
3 [8 p$ ^) V6 b# |0 wIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.; O9 O: @/ f8 n+ c) E2 H
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism." u" ~! ~9 N/ T" _: `
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment." F' T4 |' q# }: v+ A3 G9 U
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.& A. b+ c1 G; f* O, S2 D1 {
If you don't, you're insensitive.0 S0 C8 v: h4 g) a% F+ r& @5 ~

  ~" S" A3 U8 N  P; ?If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard./ Z/ N& H8 @+ m9 i  n7 x( A
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman., V' i, S# v; b% c% O3 W
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
  c$ B9 Y; r" A; G7 ~  Y8 }If she asks you, it's a favor.& A! f) e! L5 W5 Q

$ a% Z+ r# N! l( t" E) q% H7 zIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain." M: T3 [/ R8 h" D. _; L
If you don't, you're a slob.
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) R* k- q/ _/ I3 t  s4 |/ KIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
& Y% y- g& x  y2 w; uIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.( i. `/ h' ^# \
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
  `1 Q8 b) {1 j$ @6 u" i" nIf you're not, you're not ambitious.: E0 b3 k. `3 x4 P$ v

. _2 b9 t  b! n  }9 p1 tIf she has a headache, she's tired.# U. C( b/ e/ w5 T, j4 ]
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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