Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
: V2 n* n) \  V4 [7 ~. `If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

& P3 Z; }  `2 lIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' z7 h* j1 i; X+ n# r4 q# Y0 FIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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0 u0 j- b- B" q1 P3 aIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 w  A3 H0 R9 ]. q, zIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

1 P5 `6 v; S) e% e4 F9 @If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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6 q) p. D' a, f; tIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
- @6 z7 H% d9 gIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

. m! v7 }7 b. Q, O0 q2 g  N" L: jIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
! M: y. U; R/ h/ V4 F6 k$ ^, JIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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( V6 P  k0 v  Y- x2 v# I3 wIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
) f! D  ]- V+ N* q4 LIf you don't, you're a slob.

: n3 ?, \( j) x8 Y& A4 `If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, E1 T' |! I* U9 ?" |9 NIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
2 j1 @- S( g1 a( h0 J5 YIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

# B7 w3 D" |# D' l3 e3 wIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
8 X# v& b% A( p6 r. q# N7 {% y% Lfeeling sorry for the guys~