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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.* o0 [+ O( S4 e7 g! W# u$ w/ J
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.; V& Z4 Q T7 i- }3 j! I
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.8 n' z: V. H! w+ V
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
4 p5 J1 A+ c- N' t, O) Z* tIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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; G; Y1 X- {, r" x q. C! x, JIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
( z! S3 t! J' \, ~' XIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference. X% `4 w5 w" h) e& h* C
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If you cry, you're a wimp.' a) v. u9 f2 }5 C) ?
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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0 @3 h9 O( v# ]) \+ ]! bIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
0 M3 q4 t# t, p3 X/ _; xIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.2 x' D0 z/ Z& B: A
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# }5 K- k+ r6 I8 {" F6 UIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.6 n) O3 W& ? i
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
* o/ f ]/ Z% ?3 D9 H" D- T5 v& WIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired." ^+ |/ Q4 H. f* i" p0 C% O
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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