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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
% J+ V; D4 x, N6 J9 e( o' jIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better., a% W; o3 a9 J) Q
. E" O, C% ^3 s( b: MIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.1 i: H* ^& Y6 n2 a$ x, C
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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; E. q: D5 \3 V& r0 m2 G, @) p: VIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
( o$ j3 n( {0 `% V, k3 b, qIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.& C$ r6 T3 v! r, Y. a
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If you cry, you're a wimp." f5 H" D3 P3 R
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard., m D* _# {: |* r7 e9 T/ L
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
) J) |* n% n- Q+ q' L+ j: OIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
. A2 I' H# d5 x7 zIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.( [, E- z; }0 t; k
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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) g: c* Q! Z# zIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
/ j k# x7 N$ N' o1 X7 X OIf you're not, you're not ambitious.: J! c+ E s6 L$ z4 w; H1 q
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If she has a headache, she's tired.& w7 U( T, h( K }) @2 Z
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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