Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
( z4 u3 d) f+ V5 f" kIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
( N4 }2 ]: Q! B. V$ A0 iIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
2 z% W! s& j" f+ @2 ?& g4 h" hIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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7 b. r# a$ [3 n( |If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
8 Y1 q: g  A$ x# F; T( _3 cIf she asks you, it's a favor.

- V: u/ j' \* a. i) V' [If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: T8 J$ e. v! jIf you don't, you're a slob.

. |5 z) M- x; p$ P% O3 cIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
. ]# o' y1 P. g+ U% l4 yIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

) i  P1 Q/ X3 W2 TIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

  Y1 ?/ V+ ~# `: g- ?" AIf she has a headache, she's tired.
  F$ J0 o% K* [# M: B$ M) {0 s; nIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~