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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
% O# z' w1 Q, T  p, DIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.. `, b0 H" I0 K/ q

$ Z, ^& g# w% `If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.1 O+ o% L- S8 c& V! X# V6 ]' {
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.1 i7 N8 g: b+ i, D1 [+ O

8 h2 l& n& s# }If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
+ ]8 D$ c# V& R. O0 lIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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3 \+ P, k# U9 Z; p5 I7 A" i2 DIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
3 t6 s) y; L) t; QIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
- k# X& d. S% L3 Z5 v2 sIf you don't, you're insensitive.  f# W( H, n- i) q
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.- L2 U' C' S+ @. [# |8 k, j" a4 w
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.  l1 @% b7 ]. l* X  I! v7 `8 E' c4 K% E
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.6 t5 |3 ^# e7 s
If she asks you, it's a favor.5 j; E1 A) j9 [6 D! [

' f- |- m9 D1 k$ [' tIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
' T0 R4 u. J; v; HIf you don't, you're a slob.
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- ~) [" v& l5 ?% {9 ^If you buy her flowers, you're after something.9 V6 k. U3 c/ W$ A' F3 [) k; d
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.6 L1 q+ E# d/ L
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.# h. d2 N! i+ K2 l
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.! R5 ?  W: ~8 v2 W1 \
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
/ ]8 t7 o' E# M; J. s: zfeeling sorry for the guys~
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