Brother you can't win

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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
: F) v' B0 O# L, J3 ^( ]: NIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
% r- u/ X* M6 q/ q% JIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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3 O8 {' K: ?& qIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* _* C8 K4 p, y0 e+ c9 t' OIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

' H- [% n  {2 @( ]If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
7 R7 H; P) t. O, n9 Q" L, XIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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: t5 g1 |! u5 vIf you cry, you're a wimp.
  S2 p, B; J* L/ L5 CIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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$ W& A1 F6 o+ R  S4 {$ T& u" h' r5 cIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
$ }; C( W8 Y1 N  f9 YIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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9 o/ ]% A5 [5 S9 f0 ]( e! ?* q8 nIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
" O; w( ]/ i* W9 s* sIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" k7 C. ^; C) ~4 ^  e! ?; y% MIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

, W5 n+ L* {, Q) X# j  jIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, _: q) n2 m$ m0 O  @$ o1 ^If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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' h+ k' q( g& @5 b; W* QIf she has a headache, she's tired.
+ `! M, w: m% RIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
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