Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
( z3 J& e" d" [5 ~) U8 ^" H) ^2 wIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 d* `* K' Q4 @, _9 ^/ Y+ e# }If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
+ z6 E" `% w6 E! f9 u/ NIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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5 Q/ U* `. g; lIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

9 I, Y: X% [- ]9 `$ F2 t$ IIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
* I2 B& I6 o+ J# X' M$ xIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! A* {5 i& w- fIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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/ u8 M& n! ]: E- M+ G+ D5 I# iIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' |& f/ T4 L+ m7 W/ Q) a# V0 {8 DIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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7 Q& S; b: g8 ^, mIf she has a headache, she's tired.
5 O) g: j1 l6 V! q, nIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
: a3 A! I; z5 z- Jfeeling sorry for the guys~