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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.2 x8 B t( q" x( K2 P* |, K
" J3 `0 Y. V3 o! X; fIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. n1 {. y9 P% q! J. K x: f
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.5 U) z: m' M" F$ q( R% D8 W" @) [
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
8 C* U7 g6 M0 v4 {If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.7 U2 ~6 q& K* J( w6 N6 o
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
9 @- p# @; b6 R2 |0 C% rIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
( P5 J3 v7 @$ q* v! G2 F3 SIf you don't, you're insensitive., U5 u2 H, w3 i+ ^
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
* q Y$ f5 I: }If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.8 K) Z. P% E% n) o0 H
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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/ ^- ]# d5 p3 X9 jIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain./ c3 b8 }( d3 T: i! T3 m5 e/ ?
If you don't, you're a slob.1 \; p7 Z* h& r5 N# M/ y
. [; e' B ? Y# i; }If you buy her flowers, you're after something.% u. I3 A) U4 Y
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.: ?! o" M" J1 \) W/ b! A; j
9 [# Y1 W9 S& k8 U7 NIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist." W0 X1 t. j' h5 l: w9 s2 R1 T
If you're not, you're not ambitious.0 t( F& {) Z/ Q! ^1 `2 [
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If she has a headache, she's tired.; t% v6 [1 [8 Q
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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