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$ @: ~' b, ~9 m3 @( S* MIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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( w% q+ s! G( s P# v0 S2 o U7 q% T# RIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.+ N" P" n% M/ Q0 R) w! G: d3 Q; W
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
! ~; k$ n5 |! k5 ]" UIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 m. K8 J" a" |' M# IIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.) @' Q, J% \0 f1 ^. w& ?2 a5 V
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.% p% Z7 O1 ^' X/ i& s
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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- F! p9 v8 |1 nIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.8 f/ S9 o' {# R P) a' k
If she asks you, it's a favor. G0 O6 [7 Y) l1 P; R4 O3 _
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain./ U" _: h: i& i' x
If you don't, you're a slob.6 Q6 y- X1 f+ J7 ]
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.1 f5 S: g& h+ f; D, a: L( z
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.4 i+ }+ C2 o0 m# r7 V. e
2 E& |. a& ^% N. v9 JIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
3 ` S+ q. g- {If you're not, you're not ambitious.* l% O# e- X# b9 v0 S M; C
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If she has a headache, she's tired., g& c2 i6 [% u3 m
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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