埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4370|回复: 1

Brother you can't win

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her./ q; r( l  v4 P% s  {/ t) N( y* W
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
3 W" F+ @: F) K! N8 P" o2 C: `- |8 t: b  ~% _/ O% u
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
  m; A9 `1 c- c2 r1 uIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.8 t$ e/ n+ y9 z/ q# `( W
& f0 I1 ]. X5 M
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.. d) _2 t- ~2 W9 z0 I
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
' a" a9 B$ L+ A6 ^. i
$ f, Z0 d9 F- xIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.2 L2 u6 {, v$ @( x1 t
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
5 ^. x+ M# a' S
  z, V+ S" D5 W. UIf you cry, you're a wimp.
" f+ E5 M5 X, l3 kIf you don't, you're insensitive.
: @/ X5 P4 M# ?& ?/ x6 s* x; m7 f# h8 u
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
& a/ H, D* z8 X9 N$ q7 z+ s) ]If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
& J/ ], m, C4 D6 J
, ?8 X: a2 Q. _8 B0 HIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.3 G& `" c1 F/ h% P
If she asks you, it's a favor.# D# V8 E% e: x4 Q& d6 W) v" _4 @

) v/ {, p, f8 M$ |9 qIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
. a) @" ^4 T5 m, {1 v0 pIf you don't, you're a slob.6 S& c, B' m% X0 D3 f

. u; l! }& h; g) v, xIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.2 |' L! Q4 d6 w+ W
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
" A  O0 Z! P) b( U& a2 v# k! ^
) v' g( H9 {  G( p* d/ ~If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.8 |0 _" D" m. t7 f  f; E
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
! J* H7 x2 ]8 `4 i; `. t7 l+ O* D, b* i+ f  C
If she has a headache, she's tired.
& n( x* C$ S9 }5 k; y) q7 [If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
2 [+ D! v  h# m' i) j  p, O6 a7 Efeeling sorry for the guys~
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2025-12-11 05:35 , Processed in 0.105006 second(s), 11 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表