Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

# ^% y/ I' T, X+ t8 NIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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/ X4 T3 K+ [9 X6 V# yIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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9 |4 J1 y3 n. @- |  `. T4 }: k8 K0 kIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
4 J* m' J  n/ a. DIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

% I0 c" S, Z$ U( T9 VIf you cry, you're a wimp.
2 {: _; l. S2 s6 T" ~2 BIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% k0 v3 h. Y+ _9 a; f+ P5 yIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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! y4 A4 s( B. r5 N" L) V( S3 ]If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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0 x0 w8 u, |1 Z2 uIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~