Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& [3 u9 q% G6 k5 v- y1 [If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

% L3 k6 [" L! e6 N  jIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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$ v. f) M: J9 W' L0 K2 p) gIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ ~4 U1 M* \( ?+ jIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! a' P) d( s& v( P6 sIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 E- c2 C0 A. [5 eIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

- u6 k# D2 Q' B" B) h" pIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
9 i. m) ]1 A( H9 u9 w( |If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
0 e! N* R4 ]0 o2 d8 c7 XIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
  E1 O1 K  n7 w9 C" hIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
' M/ P6 D( t, @0 k( Cfeeling sorry for the guys~