Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
  g  y4 J1 t- qIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
3 F3 l: K: W- z, m) UIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

5 ^, d" [# ~- S7 E  y* v- tIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
  b. p' m$ y! y5 a+ E! _If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
+ K5 c) J& T# y7 `) D1 X3 dIf you don't, you're insensitive.

8 O0 l; }4 t$ \, S4 lIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

( D5 B1 `) c+ w" M: t! BIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
1 O# ~% L% F5 |  w! b7 U( lIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
) p, r; T* K4 L" D- J1 EIf you don't, you're a slob.

, b& d% P) t4 f5 a3 i6 nIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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1 Y: I& {" [9 o) k$ Z# u* D$ FIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
2 X8 E1 H: r% `If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~