Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

% l# T7 o5 G: v& N- G" \$ RIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
+ h* b+ R2 q3 H% m& WIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
% H, B* r" r3 ]If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 \1 r0 \3 d# [/ N& h: QIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

* h6 x3 o1 q4 N5 |/ T  EIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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7 r* W9 X! i! E( u# r# sIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
: o) Z  B3 J+ i. v- i0 a0 z: \3 aIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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4 v9 W" C, L" C' y3 C! ?) s+ tIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

* n' {& v+ l5 p  {If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
/ r8 J3 i4 d8 h9 J/ z! IIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
# N( Z/ Q& m2 v5 z7 C: Ffeeling sorry for the guys~