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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.0 S2 v' l7 W/ Y, ~7 w: z
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.3 e. `$ `* L' u2 o1 L% }* ?4 v
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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: K! L3 i0 H7 _If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.4 z; |; p# M4 s# V6 y2 b: {, h+ X
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.$ h O/ I" b | y1 \6 ?& @
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.: z/ g- K/ V: d
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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?8 s" G8 r$ S/ E+ o) g' mIf you cry, you're a wimp.+ |+ |" D0 _" Q; u
If you don't, you're insensitive./ x9 x9 K. \2 @+ E! G. H
7 \3 x% ?3 A" B) O: b' w1 ]If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
0 _4 L2 O+ n* m F& f) qIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.8 @4 J. x$ W5 T% h& ]# |
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.# R: l$ O6 _* q" ]9 v
If she asks you, it's a favor.0 \2 ^6 y3 b! y( \4 ^" ~
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.0 c5 s- @ P" a/ Q8 u6 C; p, U4 b
If you don't, you're a slob., V8 ?4 R/ X N! n/ w3 C1 p
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
' }0 B2 }' q9 G2 P1 sIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.- g t; }5 M( V) w( S9 @/ x
0 {- F3 D, G3 v+ ]7 gIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
( K9 N! J! w5 ?% d8 mIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.# g- u6 i/ o; m. n- Q7 W" z
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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