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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
( |8 K2 H) Z- J; X- BIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.' V. X7 O$ t+ I' W
2 d. U% c) I; A$ i ?0 B2 ~If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.% M! b4 o/ W& ]6 M9 ]6 h/ E
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.2 T8 B1 h h& X! n! V8 @
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.- |/ D- O8 A9 l! u8 ~* e" f v
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
9 F, ~4 |7 A% J; J/ i UIf you don't, you're insensitive.8 D% }) n% H8 U% `
' V9 o7 l V- H# mIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. V" P" `- K" b' u! ]
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
! n: p& d+ T* ]% W: FIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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7 }8 C7 c {9 K* ]# a2 `If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.2 e5 }4 P) [; _
If you don't, you're a slob.7 F4 a9 r! L% n6 O2 Q4 |
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.0 G, Z# l+ b8 \' u9 N
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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/ e! m4 k& L4 E P9 r8 tIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
8 P6 p( e' I, {3 O4 FIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired./ ~$ O: W8 e$ l+ I
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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