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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
( I; J3 |$ k# |# DIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.* i7 W5 l$ j% C2 _4 A
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.4 A- G5 g! V" L7 h7 r) F
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
( f1 M# k. m- N6 j+ m: JIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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- n! [* E& a# xIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.  j" f% m# Z( M: N+ T
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.; [- |. X0 I: N+ A
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
) V, w4 x# t$ p! `2 _- ~3 [4 KIf you don't, you're insensitive.6 t9 U  w6 ~  \6 Y* H& @2 n; q
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
$ t* d2 r; M4 C+ }; i  ^0 WIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination./ h( R  q- |. g: z2 N) d! [
If she asks you, it's a favor.6 k3 r# A5 H& W8 i$ m
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.6 h$ _( ?3 M6 k3 _7 I3 l6 `6 Y
If you don't, you're a slob.6 x. D/ \$ Y7 Q1 e0 m
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.8 x: s( i+ H% v/ m6 L4 t
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.; ^$ P1 ]- F( c! P
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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+ ]& l; e( C# T2 lIf she has a headache, she's tired.( D- X: F8 ?2 X2 b: |4 x
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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