Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
1 W8 R* r. o% K3 |7 pIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

2 S: b0 [+ ?% VIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

/ U! q& A* w* w) Y5 ?9 mIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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5 H& ]/ K6 \4 f8 s! S" b; aIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 t5 O8 P6 d: a9 D: K7 uIf she asks you, it's a favor.

- Z4 y! w( k  CIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

$ o8 T7 y$ k; L7 s8 v. b" XIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
8 ?& ?5 H9 F. q4 J/ IIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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& e- ~7 G( T* t" t) W3 J% z- S+ u, lIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
4 Y) M) `3 @0 \* L0 E2 l% P1 jfeeling sorry for the guys~