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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.4 b& S9 L: j. U. u
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.0 P1 ~" n, A# t5 J. f" M
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.) q1 v' n$ \2 Y  j5 W$ A0 o, j
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- l, |7 L% @1 x( B3 uIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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, V* I& ], `2 f+ ]8 e8 p+ {; ], ?If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.3 b4 d7 b0 A$ {; S2 I% ]6 n1 l- Z
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.& T2 h! V2 t% M6 y* M/ W$ C. p
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
$ n3 a! ~7 |- [  iIf she asks you, it's a favor.4 I, T& y& |0 |, Q5 Z
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
  h) h/ Q) J# i* t8 {! n6 y' wIf you don't, you're a slob.3 B8 ?2 @4 e; o* s% Y
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( B8 \( }. N/ u3 jIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.5 \; J2 z# S1 [9 u5 P) [

" h$ ~. }3 ?7 X% aIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.' b+ E1 X/ |. d  h# p# _8 v
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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8 R) B( w+ W. w4 D9 g) IIf she has a headache, she's tired., h7 l. [# w5 z; s
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~7 _. ~$ X. y, I1 C+ v5 y4 H
feeling sorry for the guys~
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