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5 N( R+ E7 O+ I/ ]+ I+ R) r* vIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.; f) H& y' E. S4 Q2 W4 q
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 Z5 W2 ]* O3 M* L2 xIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.9 b2 l* }# _2 ?5 ?
# b U i. C \If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ H) p+ P7 h! w8 q" UIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.8 z" A6 `$ V2 K6 j+ u8 Y8 v
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; L6 w8 H0 F& _) sIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference./ Y0 n( V3 } k4 \. i
_: S3 t* s0 V+ y- d0 R* d6 xIf you cry, you're a wimp.+ \, |. s* B* l8 `3 w# K7 }
If you don't, you're insensitive.6 K; k7 J) D9 \ C6 _" t
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% O1 ?; K6 R5 r4 \9 r7 V$ sIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.1 g0 u2 `- p% K' \8 i) U
If she asks you, it's a favor.9 ^# K j8 E1 i) ~7 G
3 B! N: ^% g% h- h, t% WIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.$ {- X3 h% B7 O0 R) b8 Y5 e
If you don't, you're a slob.$ t, L$ M2 y1 V! x$ n
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.. A: l% j3 q* Z# i6 J
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist." H+ ^7 {$ n" g, H5 a
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
. ]1 E% m w. i8 |& k3 eIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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