Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
# ^9 A5 R+ p/ G' h! Y- |4 NIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

& B: P/ Q( @# t1 K2 L5 R4 EIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

/ |' p. }7 |) x+ S" TIf you cry, you're a wimp.
8 x( M6 l+ S% q! }# }& @If you don't, you're insensitive.
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# w& e* e: x  jIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 |6 m  t9 u6 }If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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3 G2 \0 H  [. a5 b5 [7 ?If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
+ m  n- U- @9 w! e' u$ A; ~If you don't, you're a slob.

: k$ c0 A3 N2 O( _& e) GIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
9 E* r- @  i! |, h% M+ LIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~