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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.9 C( f* w' a2 S' t+ |/ x6 L/ {  h
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.( y( q: \" ^, M9 d% h: K7 ~
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better." T0 ]4 v( k, B1 N3 q7 p2 G, R

% W' G( a) [& Z% ^If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
6 }! m$ L; D, f! b6 N5 V# z6 nIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.; _2 |. n7 R8 p) q8 b9 }4 s7 X
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.% W3 m- C. o7 v( F! J5 {
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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( i; K9 {2 y+ ~0 J/ N1 I) u5 GIf you cry, you're a wimp.1 A; i# [" B- P7 s6 n* f
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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2 y4 k: c) {0 m0 BIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.5 @! R; Z6 X! j; {# g
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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7 x1 b) [( S4 {& K' b9 ~9 D8 RIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
8 N  S8 z+ Z2 G. I5 E# S- G% ~If she asks you, it's a favor., k4 j% {! y) Y* }

: q5 I" j8 M+ w* H5 UIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
- d6 q) E; K5 M* XIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
0 H1 v1 E; P- J# F; \+ rIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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9 E- L8 _) x. I3 WIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.! @1 j% w/ d- x6 u" p
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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/ l: m2 @( Z: y$ _If she has a headache, she's tired.
2 V5 E3 O2 {" zIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
  w: X" x7 r+ G4 }: |feeling sorry for the guys~
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