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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.6 f. D! [* E, C8 y+ M% L' v  B
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.; w  C* p( N; d& U$ Q
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.+ Q' L5 f( O" _  l* x
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.6 H8 @( Z0 G6 P4 @: g
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
$ V3 q: n/ K- p9 IIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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. m& j+ F+ @* n" U5 f+ r+ U, J' ZIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
" Y4 b0 n1 u1 [# `If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.* O  i- v+ N  L
If you don't, you're insensitive.$ T5 P7 N; k( ]# J
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.. m- Q# d9 @5 A
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
0 N7 ]6 v) p3 T7 p) U: MIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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2 L& k  V% ]9 XIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.7 s" Y4 Q' X' f  Z
If you don't, you're a slob.8 f; J/ i2 P4 h2 _& p* K
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* {3 y& u9 {+ h( _0 v' s/ e8 Q3 ?; MIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.) t8 `7 b* A9 K3 B; s
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, u# I, H0 v% Z; TIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
+ \, ~+ {$ U4 g( J5 mIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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