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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.: k4 P4 L; m$ z& M2 c9 U
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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& r4 }) o8 i) m* ?If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
/ ^! m0 _: N% W5 UIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ q, A2 Y; H* ^8 XIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.( C( I9 y$ t$ |) A
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 M, r7 L- R5 Z7 v; H& mIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.8 a0 Z6 ?/ B" G; x
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If you cry, you're a wimp.6 `8 d5 ` M. Y( }
If you don't, you're insensitive.+ Y/ c f1 j2 f' T( R
) S" M5 A5 R: C- J9 kIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
8 M4 J# o* q6 \If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.5 H+ v: e# Y. x
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; `/ h' T5 o6 M% g0 ~: W; A& _If she asks you, it's a favor.0 Q; J' y& o3 i6 L* J/ A5 H
5 C" t6 j' J- ?% U# K% b- D' d/ bIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.+ ?7 v! u7 r+ B. t
If you don't, you're a slob.6 Z4 {$ j/ g+ F1 D1 c
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.4 A% t9 J' z+ F. r4 k6 r* l% S6 j
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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! V5 Y% o9 v5 X4 ]( {9 X* `% G; YIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
8 S5 t5 j4 L: a4 P {/ bIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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0 \6 L, B; w( E- y5 U+ m1 U# ]If she has a headache, she's tired.* r( R6 W$ g% ^ u
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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