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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
" K1 r/ F0 J% z6 ?If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.+ U% d3 {" F  ~# B$ K

% X7 q  Z9 C- L$ M0 h# F% g% \% BIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.! k' y6 S" @0 Y# w* ]& Q2 p
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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6 c% R. b0 E. n9 k' aIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.5 `! P2 D: ?7 v$ t
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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2 _6 |" _- I0 D! z, Y1 Y( yIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.! |8 T! ~! S% _# p* N  b
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.% d- i" ]; _1 {. q7 @
If you don't, you're insensitive.( Q; p$ ~. l& g+ T# H+ l
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
9 O3 ?0 v4 v% ?, m5 U9 Q1 @3 l6 }" c8 mIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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7 c0 U* ~2 [# ^; R! {If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.7 o$ }) v, C7 `7 Z* i
If she asks you, it's a favor./ b; j  v, b' T1 b& n, y- m2 v

! e8 K. \, g) E  `9 h+ E7 r. ~5 dIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.# H  x9 D; f" g: E# W" b+ X' k
If you don't, you're a slob.
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1 S9 h2 h" q3 x2 V  O& g  B* Q1 hIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.* ~" k5 `1 K8 [! h
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
" W. e% B/ u6 k+ uIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
+ i% Y: z  F: c: oIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
5 c0 l, r. X- c6 H+ Qfeeling sorry for the guys~
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