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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
+ _2 V' F. b/ X" L y! K" @; e8 xIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.1 T' g) m8 S3 o1 }( e$ w: _" @
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.7 |( ~: A$ L# ]6 F$ F% V i; ]
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
4 c/ ?4 y6 l6 ^% v$ DIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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# Z" f3 f# h" q* U" E, @If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
0 F$ ^: W& i8 G: M' G7 L$ tIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
5 q! a5 y/ a; V F" E3 uIf you don't, you're insensitive.; J! p. W0 Z$ |; }% ]! U, y$ {
) c l- S* H* ZIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
! h& k- ^6 `/ u! hIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.4 Z5 S# L4 E P1 {9 g( u
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.8 I( U. K: I0 p5 J, c+ ]6 b% Z. c
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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/ b- n3 e; c; G3 Y! ^# E) m5 N) A9 tIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
+ W3 W B `5 _% X9 XIf you don't, you're a slob.1 q" e% E4 s, ?3 V- y/ y
# Y, E, D; P( d+ c. V" XIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
0 n( l8 J a; m XIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.5 i6 v1 [2 m2 d
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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3 t* `- ]0 F4 a9 l6 p+ n% {1 rIf she has a headache, she's tired.0 v" B5 |' e3 X+ K, ?
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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