Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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3 ?5 b. e8 Q0 Z; nIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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1 Z9 r, c0 \9 Q3 G, J$ a7 L( ~If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ P% q" b: h6 h' s' CIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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% f3 w4 [4 M$ f: L& `" l3 ]If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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& R3 v1 o  J0 \If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

- n. Y7 q4 T' X2 a4 A/ {3 y! D; kIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
9 N% @, u% p0 k9 OIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

5 D! V; m# w5 b5 [" RIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
1 L9 ?  T% L- t+ O5 j$ W5 e4 zIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~