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6 b6 Y( j# r, L, m3 _If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.6 B+ x* C$ w+ V- c; p
9 Z9 u$ } i2 p4 R, M& M5 yIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 q7 O8 c5 v/ t- \2 RIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) t8 W8 Y$ d# D) @( g* D: XIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.% n/ T* P! b3 S* D3 S- A! ]! [& [
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment." R, [; \& A+ u) q% t
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.2 g9 Z. t/ b; |7 T3 y
* R- n6 q& n: x" iIf you cry, you're a wimp.
# q9 C+ ~ Z0 u: h3 @" k! nIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.$ Z# H* V7 O! |
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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; l$ E* Z m% `3 v( z7 HIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
2 ?' Q1 M! `: @% e+ D- X% BIf she asks you, it's a favor.0 T' w H$ s4 q+ R7 Q! ?
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% _ z2 X' Y S. A% c! {7 s, q3 CIf you don't, you're a slob.
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2 y' G* |* o! i9 O7 Z3 bIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( ?3 y# W7 q: f8 \: Z a2 AIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.% D9 K" U, j. e3 p8 `
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist." H* V0 e( ~1 V) X
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired. Q. M: d: x1 z) k3 |; \3 S u& }
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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