Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
. a: `$ k- j/ _/ s# O. \6 xIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. z7 \' y* z( {If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

: ?% n% g" o3 rIf you cry, you're a wimp.
7 @0 J8 h) I! Q( j* v: fIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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1 a, m* ?& z! E# G2 R6 k5 lIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

$ e0 M7 w5 b* x* H2 I9 CIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 L3 Y- {* R" V. Z% RIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

& e3 p, `5 q# X: {. }; U, mIf she has a headache, she's tired.
- p; ]/ `, b% F( AIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
( \) b6 d+ C, ^# |) b# n8 I0 Zfeeling sorry for the guys~