Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
7 t/ i$ O3 S' r; wIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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' S* T/ H( T% r% u0 gIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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2 w1 k- @- }2 [2 }If you cry, you're a wimp.
5 X  a& j' f" V2 w2 |& O- c5 dIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ ]$ E+ p# d1 AIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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! H- z0 r9 v" `: QIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

" Y2 a9 T: n8 A# dIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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" _/ s% Y$ F6 D* T# t/ x2 OIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~