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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
$ X: L- x7 U. I* ~0 F0 hIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.6 j1 r3 N, y/ n- O, v, [8 o8 J

, _0 z! \; P! a) _" N" ]If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' H8 v% W' u9 F( A" WIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ {6 l/ F  B# v/ k! @( |If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.$ I. t0 R* N# o

) d: F0 k) f; EIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment./ y5 q& c+ [/ b/ n7 o. E
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.3 X+ A3 ]4 L' t+ ^& A8 S. j; }. E. @* \
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% C3 S( g( u$ m. w" PIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.0 S) c* k& t% M7 _; m4 ^8 p

: N3 n/ U' ^2 Y- w8 @3 hIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.* s9 y7 E/ ]2 R6 e) g. ]( G
If she asks you, it's a favor.$ q5 G! K: S# E0 X

9 J/ e( \& M& E( b8 ?/ J& Z! X- `If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 o9 Q1 o: p: w& o- u3 cIf you don't, you're a slob.. E0 t5 C4 |# _" _; Z
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 Q! {/ ~) d/ [- |; z6 L) nIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.  p( M( D+ m/ D  ^

! P0 v: q# v0 ~& U  P' F& r2 IIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.; L: J; O/ R1 V8 l( h
If you're not, you're not ambitious.6 P9 u! M& X4 f8 A# e: P, s
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
- r$ F/ I7 Z$ ~If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~4 \7 q* f- q' F# n7 j- ^$ \
feeling sorry for the guys~
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