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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.: ]$ d# N% w+ Y
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.2 T8 K9 `! ~: a0 m, ^3 {* I
4 n0 ^1 Y7 p( [5 OIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.7 ?/ q A6 P7 k0 h' J2 q6 P
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.& J: s8 Q) B9 `( B9 `' U+ C
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 P; x* l+ X0 b; f2 R& t& [If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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+ k, I0 `+ m/ Y) x% |2 dIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.* p1 l t. I: P+ f; u
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
: N! N/ J& E: f% L0 FIf you don't, you're insensitive.4 ^1 s7 P, z, ?1 T$ h3 W/ j
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
, w7 x. s% I3 e: V' M6 Q9 j5 nIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.) T `/ H6 K- [7 h8 u! h2 v
2 b- ^; U2 p z" {/ x$ g: XIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.9 D) P8 V: K+ A
If she asks you, it's a favor.& h- i4 _7 P7 N* J4 e* {, ~* t
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.: Z6 Y7 P% p6 O: ^' s
If you don't, you're a slob.
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, v5 C4 M' } s2 S4 |If you buy her flowers, you're after something.! z5 \" K; x1 i% F% T5 H& m
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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% `( x: y) ?" k6 m$ UIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.# p+ m. W" |& w# {3 Y: A, S! q' q
If you're not, you're not ambitious.& |9 F% ~% w) D2 n
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If she has a headache, she's tired." x$ B9 r( \/ w2 @
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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