Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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' C, K# b) U; ^1 u; @If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' \7 F4 A, n  O/ e* k' _3 O& ~If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
5 }. E; [, R  u& bIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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  w0 t  G& u4 ~If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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) R7 Q! w' d1 P  fIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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& a, m$ N# s! M2 K8 FIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
$ `/ ^( L# W5 y, x3 T8 f4 rIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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, \5 ?. g/ j5 o% HIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
, p$ f' ]7 c$ p! t: r5 {9 F0 AIf you don't, you're a slob.
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1 R, l$ R6 k3 m  {! s+ Y. C% \If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
2 }+ J3 [! c2 F2 g7 ?  ~If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
$ l( C; Z1 l0 F, i7 UIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
# i. m/ B8 c# [) `- X4 kfeeling sorry for the guys~