Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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. z. C- y1 R' [2 e' i. a9 vIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
! Z. Z4 M/ F+ ]# g( f) ^  _: k3 t# WIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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4 F# H4 I6 O% G. b, fIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
8 Y( U7 m, B+ L  X0 S7 ^If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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8 s: m6 R" r* m* y" WIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

4 z0 {' \1 |9 [. gIf you cry, you're a wimp.
/ X( F" r, s* M) iIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
- _4 h1 z% Q! t  I& S# `4 `$ p1 cIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
1 B, R. R* ^8 K* P0 AIf she asks you, it's a favor.

9 E) C9 W0 f' n3 S3 NIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
- ~! y2 o  m' e! _If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
9 F, O" U8 I6 @0 ^4 [If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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1 @& ?: M- L9 ?* d1 `% {If she has a headache, she's tired.
, p) h2 g: M* |6 ?% K% e2 ]6 fIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~