Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
3 O: K1 }3 F& b6 W2 \- CIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

% ~6 C, p3 D" |% L8 U8 x4 x2 ~2 cIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

2 s1 Q& @0 E# J4 `2 ^: y  p1 jIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! C: l8 S, w$ H7 D9 T  b# nIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
1 \- h) W. e* K, ^2 M. G! j4 b/ n% x3 wIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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6 ]" v: ?/ o+ V, f- kIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
' F8 {$ c1 m0 o8 Z( s- Z& VIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ q, w7 S- z$ _- K+ C6 C0 gIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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% [6 |- C8 ]8 uIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

0 x1 a0 Q$ Z' B. l$ ?: uIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

- C; L$ P0 f) Z/ E4 r* o. wIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
$ J4 Y5 T+ o1 L$ u6 AIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

; Z$ ]. v( m; m+ X) RIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
% J: H" j0 A8 U- B3 D6 R1 n0 f7 Z/ |feeling sorry for the guys~