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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.6 h2 x: K& w5 h% B7 g; M
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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; @0 g+ K3 h' ?7 r) m# ^1 VIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.* c8 f0 y: u0 [1 q
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* X$ p9 W! Y/ u. i7 Y6 q; e% qIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.% l7 x# X* ?- D* ?
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 R2 G4 u* y4 k$ `# {: s0 u6 ]If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.  u' z7 {' D8 i- q" G- e

% l. ]; {# K% ^$ x( BIf you cry, you're a wimp.0 _* E' O' K+ W+ X8 ?
If you don't, you're insensitive.& H" I& @, T4 ^
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.4 E$ V/ V+ I( I* O
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.7 O- K4 X" A/ o+ Q/ w" n

; u* g/ s- V5 e0 jIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.. m' l, Q- M8 q+ ~
If she asks you, it's a favor.1 K, }" W* r* y

0 `; H4 t% P. }If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.% F' B/ L3 [% {5 l- Q8 v7 ]
If you don't, you're a slob.2 P9 L; L$ J* ~4 o' V% i
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.1 r1 f6 o" T: A; O8 x) ]
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.5 O0 p) z8 @' O+ U9 V

6 n5 k3 `% F$ G( {1 |" e0 q& ~If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
/ n- L& x9 y: Q3 k! o* p; rIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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4 A$ c9 V& V8 j' G1 {/ nIf she has a headache, she's tired.* a; V% T) D0 X: _1 M
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
. X" |! `+ P# z+ b5 ]feeling sorry for the guys~
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