Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
4 d3 c) ~3 _0 x+ s4 m" e- Y5 }If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 Z: j: B7 N+ KIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
' w, `! R' x2 ZIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

- F7 B( G3 L; kIf you cry, you're a wimp.
) W( u, u+ v  M) mIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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% _' m( w' S+ x  zIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
+ i. V4 G  ^* Q0 c( JIf you don't, you're a slob.
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, g6 B8 f! V( u1 j5 r4 @If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
% U2 N' @4 C9 s3 X- K' E% eIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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1 G) u" m. e9 ~4 z' J3 WIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
% U. C7 C1 m4 g& h" MIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
; E$ U3 V$ n* M9 ^! Wfeeling sorry for the guys~