Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
3 ]+ q+ {% \; V: bIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
, V; ]9 W; t3 \If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. Q  I9 Y2 m& A+ A9 A0 X9 T! VIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

4 B3 @6 Q: ~& Y; B3 I; pIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
7 l0 N5 K. [" A( w, [; ^If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

5 q0 [5 }, A9 m( r) E1 y$ YIf you cry, you're a wimp.
4 e5 X. }+ i, J: i8 oIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
' e5 d2 V/ G7 |& t1 |9 d2 UIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

$ B7 @0 m1 t; v. J! }0 ~If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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, a& z, j( @# X  S6 ~3 \* RIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
' o6 M& ?" L9 vIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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  ~* f9 T- T: S$ E! u! E- J% |If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
+ ]5 I6 Y% K, a; ]! z/ J" i) Gfeeling sorry for the guys~