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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.3 v5 `1 u1 }! n" H
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.1 `: o/ P- x$ t" K
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
! b* L; n: L3 M; h3 S, K# {If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.( Z8 b3 t! r6 s( ]
* R0 h7 Z. j4 U5 |) m$ b/ uIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.+ `; ^& g. Q* b7 C6 o
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
" b4 Z$ [( G( L+ R' g0 |7 r. j. d1 CIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference./ n4 A$ v" G0 ^8 ~* A3 d
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If you cry, you're a wimp." F; p' v8 U6 v+ W- q6 m
If you don't, you're insensitive.) C/ g/ R( f6 Z8 O+ K. V) N; A3 z3 @9 M
% J5 ]1 b( a+ N! @If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
$ c9 |5 y1 l& k" @1 @8 UIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
2 h6 [" T; @+ s$ ~If she asks you, it's a favor./ A" T* Q' k0 p* J, a* _
# y, m$ R1 B4 {* L& |+ uIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# K2 C) {& @. ^& ~" eIf you don't, you're a slob.8 i# [ q9 T0 L
" M) D! @( I# |- r, I. e7 nIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
2 t" O4 {: l4 k4 p% I- s9 nIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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4 ]5 \! F: v) d0 R0 YIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist." ?: \' }. `# g m
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.9 D" T4 ` l: x2 @0 z: v
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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