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Brother you can't win

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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.) ]# {9 E/ {: ~6 I. N2 d* V5 n
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.: C* }0 i* f1 L* t5 c* _" h. U
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation./ |# ~- C0 Q2 W( q
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.  H+ x# x/ t6 {5 S

9 r4 {3 F8 V* s# C3 ^5 C; JIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.& Z% R4 c3 i" Q, q# r7 j
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! ~) m: O$ V4 ^If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.1 D" w/ z2 t: ?0 z

) d9 j, p+ O9 C4 k2 y2 A. P: ^If you cry, you're a wimp.5 v" Q. C1 F; M( e
If you don't, you're insensitive.+ l+ O5 X+ V( u, w( J

  z3 V" O" N# y0 eIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
9 B* b, _+ _4 b1 fIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.. X: k( ?& ^; n4 d0 e# }

3 e/ D5 e, |2 F& MIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
+ P7 p. B8 n: d! LIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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* L: t3 i. X7 P1 H" a6 eIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 @3 `+ E" c$ ~: `9 qIf you don't, you're a slob.6 y6 f3 {7 X( @/ _+ R2 ^
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.. n* i. m5 S3 x7 u8 m+ E0 v7 ]
If you don't, you're not thoughtful./ b/ r8 R6 i: }5 j( ^  b3 O

4 b8 b5 o, q3 d! DIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist., @3 e, s# F# M* `4 G
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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* I$ v! ~- w7 n2 G1 ?+ aIf she has a headache, she's tired.# D+ i+ M3 e: }$ x3 B
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~  h- z. Q8 M$ Q/ k; `
feeling sorry for the guys~
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