Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
$ }, `. O4 e* v' {; a* \If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
- I9 P" l5 C' z2 ]If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

; Y* x$ e% Q/ t6 J# K7 Z  y6 LIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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; a# Q7 M7 L4 V9 R: bIf you cry, you're a wimp.
( h- P2 d- w) M- h( r7 \, \' v/ }If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
8 W! k- v$ H. e' l# e0 Z. RIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; u. X6 c% G( i9 H/ v+ t; L- EIf she asks you, it's a favor.

7 V/ ]/ O: p9 rIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
& v) i) i$ F. J* WIf you don't, you're a slob.
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4 h! j, D! e1 @If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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7 Y; |0 ~, c+ z/ |: A4 Y# oIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
. l/ m6 j8 \1 y! p: W- dIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
  h, ]- `4 h. b% T, d' C/ A; Lfeeling sorry for the guys~