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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
' _8 |$ h5 q5 x8 s; E# {- nIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.. N+ Q# |; M! d* S1 q, h
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.3 s6 R4 H5 I( k* K. J! _6 {8 d
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better., U% m7 f! Z0 R( ?, v
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.! M* C; P( b5 f. c
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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5 ?$ U2 |* c' j+ B* K/ \5 G4 u. BIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
- N+ j! J5 A. x KIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.$ I3 O o% W' K1 k4 [0 z6 g
T/ _0 `2 e, s w9 k8 ZIf you cry, you're a wimp.2 o% D$ g6 Q: N$ H( Z+ K
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.+ h, P5 F7 R7 W+ D* b
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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, i' s9 t" v( V( ~If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.9 _4 Z3 U* H- B, T7 ~9 b
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.' L6 g+ w0 Z/ e0 F% R1 t
If you don't, you're a slob.% ?1 j% K& h" `/ h* h# _
+ v5 @# J5 D) K0 m; W- ~If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! n" A, C5 l/ h& _$ `$ ]/ j% `If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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9 ?; Z0 j; L* w z/ }If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.! T7 u7 V% `) Z7 R. g8 ?
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.! {2 d' ~, b8 q
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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