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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.7 l$ Q5 }" u9 O( ~: z
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.3 j1 y0 S2 g4 @4 E
h% ?1 w6 K) p+ M* r" \If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
. g( ]& T' m4 A' MIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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2 q1 \, g9 s; aIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.1 D$ K# }) [0 H b6 Q, V
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.: o. O: q; \. T" j2 B
, |( Q5 T1 R$ h9 B# iIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.6 d9 v) n# O j2 @& c2 X/ @
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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! t" _0 {9 r6 u& Q* }9 i# CIf you cry, you're a wimp.
& _9 d; k J' U% J( x8 @$ H' HIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
) q; h, d1 q7 vIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman./ ]; L1 @* V& {$ @2 E8 \
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
4 h2 z8 ^/ A, J. g! U9 H& oIf she asks you, it's a favor.) t3 k) L/ e7 }6 @: x3 A2 @
7 {( u5 D/ E6 CIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.# n& [- P# `2 d2 g2 W
If you don't, you're a slob.
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8 N. X R! ^# F0 w+ T8 \If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 }% E, Y" ~9 _% u0 `3 d4 kIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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% ~, k, u& p3 j% J$ KIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.- \. H: D9 z$ m$ k
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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7 l# d9 J3 e0 s6 |* _/ o% k7 mIf she has a headache, she's tired., k4 z" T$ m, @; f
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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