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$ s6 e4 n1 x |# p- FIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.7 v% M h7 m4 A
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. Z, ?6 `+ T" }2 p
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.* r, m; A8 d. }- E% t
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.5 B" `3 w" [. I
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
. f3 N t* G* k" x8 w) Q1 ], z1 RIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.7 k4 f# N/ f, t6 @& T3 V; U
+ S0 f! X0 q1 I9 oIf you cry, you're a wimp.
: O$ ^- x P1 ~# LIf you don't, you're insensitive.% |2 e3 V3 ]9 z$ R) ]8 O; q1 m
3 ^. p; h7 h0 g/ bIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
1 d% p4 o, V2 h. d! iIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.; O5 M. r' V) F s) {0 [ Q
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.1 m T' J2 i) V# `8 P# N
If she asks you, it's a favor.* J5 D9 g. j, T, v7 ^0 \ V
/ a+ Z. @7 o- jIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
- K$ _4 W( q3 H+ v$ Z0 x; UIf you don't, you're a slob.
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0 k7 J# N+ S$ e* n, q* qIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
4 ~2 M" z* }9 xIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.& p6 }1 k; f( S- c, I" X- T5 @
! n8 z7 \1 W; `' k* o- D QIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
( I9 U. Q7 X% Y, C/ sIf you're not, you're not ambitious.! [( Y* c/ q( S& v( B
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
! x7 ?& H$ g" F0 i9 t) D) n8 lIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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