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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.) q, G7 G; ?* x/ k6 I
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.! D2 d. s( }. p

# ^% y/ I' T, X+ t8 NIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.2 s) G' Q8 }  g0 k* H, d* l
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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/ X4 T3 K+ [9 X6 V# yIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.# e  }/ o+ |) Z& I
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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9 |4 J1 y3 n. @- |  `. T4 }: k8 K0 kIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
4 J* m' J  n/ a. DIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.9 J! E) \, x0 \  g5 A5 s

% I0 c" S, Z$ U( T9 VIf you cry, you're a wimp.
2 {: _; l. S2 s6 T" ~2 BIf you don't, you're insensitive.2 p7 p, J& g# L: ]
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% k0 v3 h. Y+ _9 a; f+ P5 yIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.3 V/ M# N  r1 e5 a6 \
If she asks you, it's a favor.# b0 M! F% K2 T4 B* }# m
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.* `! g7 m8 M! K3 O2 i* |* P
If you don't, you're a slob.7 c0 L9 O9 I: k5 G2 f7 ~1 x# F
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.' X. U( `; F8 Y  L5 I+ S) K, c
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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! y4 A4 s( B. r5 N" L) V( S3 ]If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.* b* [) t1 @; ^7 b7 Q9 x% z3 u  H. X
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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0 x0 w8 u, |1 Z2 uIf she has a headache, she's tired.3 q0 j, m0 b( y9 W5 u
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~/ L0 A% Q, x" T* x$ P
feeling sorry for the guys~
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