Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 g$ N6 E9 |/ @If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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. ?/ q* W" C- f# c. d& g0 r# RIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
) b1 s$ U. V+ r3 D" E. QIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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+ n) i3 L  d0 bIf you cry, you're a wimp.
9 y6 L  j! c# _8 M1 d; SIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
( E: n5 P- ~( I4 \. o- q3 ~If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
5 y8 N* N) r4 L' H5 tIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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! R9 ^8 M8 f( u& M( [If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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% \1 S/ [" W; v3 e7 R9 b( DIf she has a headache, she's tired.
* K* c7 N& q/ t  a  C: X9 l" _+ KIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~