Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
+ y! o: @+ _/ JIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

  x/ [8 _3 t+ w6 y# s9 YIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
: p+ _) e1 ^$ XIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
! o7 P' x! X& qIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

' [& N+ W" W- r+ @. |If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; e/ V# Z  v# r/ j. aIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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1 V0 B. X9 z' N+ B- ^3 @If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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+ F3 P9 U. L$ o; Q0 e& n3 V$ YIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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' w/ Z9 U) h, {' F1 G* r  _6 @+ p% YIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
9 O% [* v1 q( X$ UIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( N' j, H& U& z" x$ [" q# W0 e+ nIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~