Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
6 u* c" g4 R- O4 e. r% QIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 u8 `7 K8 Q; t: cIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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' U) @7 Z: \" R! ]$ z7 I+ kIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ k0 ^( e- ~+ [% ^/ W+ vIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
& F4 Y3 P' [: h, Y7 dIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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# g# a: P* f' \( C% a' R9 rIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
. o& q% b$ i3 J$ ?If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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2 [% r0 ?6 {. O( [0 j) l% H. bIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
' N% Q% e3 _" J  R: n1 Y* N$ PIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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( h/ ?/ ~( B3 H8 c- [- N, DIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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* ?' ?# E, ~9 PIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
7 q) X# _8 R" h, `If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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5 T3 b4 F$ {. Q3 O5 vIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

9 a) @' C4 a; V0 Y# N) }If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~