Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
6 Q, G! P% [; @: ?8 RIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

' ?7 {4 T/ O$ f8 C8 u, cIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
5 I7 m1 L* z# ?% O. UIf you don't, you're insensitive.

& f5 _# B0 Y. K* zIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
/ s5 j0 i$ m* J* `- O% @If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
- ]4 S+ E6 @. B. V2 CIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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: `3 v% a* w1 Z0 j+ g$ P4 FIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% n# B1 ^) K5 z( [4 X, @+ i" zIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
$ _+ }5 n" ]7 x8 Z1 v/ {If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

$ f% {& E3 c1 Y" V6 A9 GIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
4 |; q" V2 U0 [8 P8 @If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
) u0 Z# C! V- Y9 ]; x# Zfeeling sorry for the guys~