Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
( X7 J# _; c' ~If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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! A6 f8 E; l. {/ i0 a" RIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

2 g& G* ?+ t1 f- |) v7 Z  G/ M9 [If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

6 n3 i( X8 `1 g+ ]+ _! ]If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
* L0 U3 r6 W3 k& BIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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7 [1 K7 w3 ~. H7 Z6 I8 W2 I/ UIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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) b. B7 |, n' T9 I* t; b& |If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
  W* O+ K8 b! ^" R6 `3 Cfeeling sorry for the guys~