Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
6 r7 d, |# ?; D3 ]' eIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

& g5 o( \5 r! `. EIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
7 N! t) O6 b4 W0 n( r- RIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 G* e3 f7 V& @* ]) a5 QIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ h' p4 _3 S. C' {% o2 }If she asks you, it's a favor.
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: C; `1 ]* f7 @+ p2 V0 b" x/ A, {% z+ ]If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
9 I% `) W5 T9 OIf you don't, you're a slob.

* a  g& q/ N) V" C9 x$ `If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
% g8 q  W! c6 d( ^If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
" T2 ]+ q+ T, wIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

, I6 Q- q& T# M* f( y9 XIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~