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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
6 j7 ~; ?8 e7 {- ]* T: n; BIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum./ Y9 h. w5 Q& g' j; ~
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.) D! d! ^$ g, B8 i
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.4 n" q* v3 U. f7 ?
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.3 f- V( a0 `% e! W# s' ~1 Y3 y
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.9 l- O) T `% R; t! M, l. f) s+ a
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.2 ]+ L" U" k! B; X
% y" n2 }. |8 n! IIf you cry, you're a wimp.# ^; D* Q% l1 \! w0 O
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.8 K' t5 |& B7 H. `# o" Z$ D& r' ~
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.6 a4 C; R6 S$ S4 ~- c
. ^7 ~8 v8 m9 v+ z1 {; TIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.5 C' V$ ?5 k6 {" s0 X4 W b
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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6 }0 I# S5 c6 g; v% z+ o; zIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: u, c: N" \# UIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.0 R1 A2 }! a+ O' W5 f3 i, T5 b' k
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.2 M) g; M: K' b" }3 c
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.+ B8 m5 B+ Q3 S' f( A
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.$ m) ?/ _% U J8 J
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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