Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
% Q+ A" [0 [- L/ }7 c2 K/ _, n% m' jIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. R) h: K+ V; B, Q6 _If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
  l5 F& W# ~9 f$ DIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

; i2 h1 w, p7 C# hIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

% k$ u4 y4 T. G  bIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
8 y- C1 T& N! W2 GIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

+ N& s& ?0 e* ?# bIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
9 R- n$ u7 V5 p% C$ O0 QIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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5 c! v2 ^. K9 t/ ~8 s: @If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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1 g! U; D3 z% L! oIf she has a headache, she's tired.
- ~2 N% P9 O$ x  Y" ~" k# ^& YIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
, {% f$ `( c, dfeeling sorry for the guys~