Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
1 H& }* h3 V* FIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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9 w1 V. Q/ U* f& p2 i4 A2 q) ZIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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$ T- K& q1 `$ {/ ]- Y+ bIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
5 \) ]5 ~2 M& z1 H1 `3 f: CIf you don't, you're insensitive.

% w: g2 T9 y1 V: p4 U% ]If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% l: L  j: u! Q2 N' F) a/ {' K  sIf you don't, you're a slob.

! T1 T+ r- l( L# t5 U/ \If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
4 A; V" x  Z; ]% LIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

! Y0 }: R0 g  @4 P! N. B6 JIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

) |0 Y$ x9 ]8 ^! Z' [If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
: z8 T$ A* O) c9 `8 \' x& ^  Gfeeling sorry for the guys~