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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.# U0 b7 y5 y0 F* v2 E/ e
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.6 Q, B' ?$ C4 S, a4 X
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. M3 j$ P. d% \8 o3 g' x
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.7 ]9 r; a4 I# \3 t# G4 p- J
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
7 t/ i$ O3 S' r; wIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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' S* T/ H( T% r% u0 gIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.- v" M& ?/ {% v8 W, s+ D' ~
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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2 w1 k- @- }2 [2 }If you cry, you're a wimp.
5 X a& j' f" V2 w2 |& O- c5 dIf you don't, you're insensitive.1 Q K& N9 X. D; p9 W( U, ] M, K
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.! {# R6 H r* o4 U1 k+ l
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ ]$ E+ p# d1 AIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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! H- z0 r9 v" `: QIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.3 k1 W' i2 P0 o4 t, N4 O, h1 r
If you don't, you're a slob.3 N+ N7 ]4 |. w- L
" Y2 a9 T: n8 A# dIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.6 \8 n6 Q" y' z; w5 g
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.$ H. j! ?1 d. v0 p+ o" S" J# g
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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" _/ s% Y$ F6 D* T# t/ x2 OIf she has a headache, she's tired.& P% \! l2 n0 t; T# b1 ?
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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