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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
$ b8 K: Q' P/ I' _$ z# xIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.2 y6 m# }3 Y1 r+ }1 y7 y
1 H. p2 l3 {4 J2 L3 V, |0 YIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.% Y& k+ F* P) Q
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.7 T0 b5 d1 g0 _& V
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.! G3 l0 t/ B- y! ?, _% Y, \
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.. W- t- U/ |7 Q. @! F
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
+ y8 f5 q8 N8 [. l( O- x6 sIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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- w9 o. W9 g2 [8 \3 }- e, KIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
& P9 T5 Z% ^+ v) r' A: \* cIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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% E' V0 Y: D4 {% U) DIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
# @9 v; [7 Z0 k9 S2 A0 L8 W* d* r5 gIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: }7 P# F+ x# T5 G' P5 `! mIf you don't, you're a slob.4 S9 W) Q1 c: T& g; g
9 j5 i* \) e8 e( l: l+ g ?. L h! W- pIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.( q7 @% T4 b/ W' ~
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.& D/ |, |4 `2 ?1 |2 G
3 X. K; f. w" d6 Z2 y. p/ yIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.4 D4 P1 ~- p: m- t* J4 i
If you're not, you're not ambitious.8 `1 d G3 L2 |, ?
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
r* f8 ]6 J, u* K# nIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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