Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

/ U1 C0 c) ?- jIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
1 s0 z$ V4 z8 R8 v1 x% UIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 G. V: {0 r2 q; |' S9 \If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

  J+ e. L' x( C& XIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ _+ U' ~7 O. _) F; v% E+ xIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
! z+ d% {3 {# }6 q* z( zIf you don't, you're insensitive.

  c; L, J$ x  [3 Z7 R8 Q. ZIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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2 H1 ?  f# x( X3 Y7 b) @If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
6 t( O1 {# Z& BIf she asks you, it's a favor.

" u$ M% f/ ^5 yIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

9 A! x& h: c8 r+ a! G+ Y! QIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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8 b% Z) k7 ~0 P# t' \& yIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
& G5 a1 w3 ?" y7 vfeeling sorry for the guys~