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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.: B+ f R8 _9 `: t
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.- ?- H0 D' M: X/ H. K
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ [+ ]9 r0 @3 K+ pIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.* h% m: K* b, i2 K" ?/ d' R( @
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.$ U5 \8 C4 a4 o: e) ^
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.: V/ B. J6 J1 n+ U" i/ O
! c! L# [# W2 ^: i) }" lIf you cry, you're a wimp.. n6 S, d4 s4 O* y, H I+ v
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
1 y; I/ ~3 @# S) @4 D& k9 |8 ?If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.# y6 Q3 l' R' [, d. \
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination." ~) m* ?, u- P4 I, ]) C' n
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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0 o5 Q9 X1 w& W1 p0 [' LIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.- g% t" b1 i( g. e! G n
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.1 c$ ^3 ^% p" y
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.. A# k, f! e# L8 F) A
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist." e; W8 H# G) F! s- Y1 ]4 x0 J: g
If you're not, you're not ambitious.# q. c9 H% z! r/ @& j
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If she has a headache, she's tired.2 F% j3 T: `5 x9 _) {$ I5 x
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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