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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
3 O: K1 }3 F& b6 W2 \- CIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.+ T1 V9 W: K0 ]% c! \7 [

% ~6 C, p3 D" |% L8 U8 x4 x2 ~2 cIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation." A, W; H5 x- ~! W7 Q4 ]) u
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.* N8 a* [1 q' t- E% I: x# J# O

2 s1 Q& @0 E# J4 `2 ^: y  p1 jIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism./ k( g5 l- V! ]9 L
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.8 P- }( U' x- y7 {/ y
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! C: l8 S, w$ H7 D9 T  b# nIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.6 j: I0 K7 k# U* F1 E6 @- l  n' r7 {
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
1 \- h) W. e* K, ^2 M. G! j4 b/ n% x3 wIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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6 ]" v: ?/ o+ V, f- kIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
' F8 {$ c1 m0 o8 Z( s- Z& VIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ q, w7 S- z$ _- K+ C6 C0 gIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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% [6 |- C8 ]8 uIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.6 l7 G7 T& R5 b0 T6 a1 ^6 @* ?
If you don't, you're a slob.4 A6 O8 B2 B3 ^. d4 T0 F

0 x1 a0 Q$ Z' B. l$ ?: uIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.$ Q& G8 ]4 _% g! L" T
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.& l$ f1 p2 f" v( u  @* x

- C; L$ P0 f) Z/ E4 r* o. wIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
$ J4 Y5 T+ o1 L$ u6 AIf you're not, you're not ambitious.! s4 t7 A$ h% d' g4 d' w6 ~

; Z$ ]. v( m; m+ X) RIf she has a headache, she's tired.0 \& I7 V$ k( f1 }+ T  ^. r
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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% J: H" j0 A8 U- B3 D6 R1 n0 f7 Z/ |feeling sorry for the guys~
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