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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.- e% u0 H4 L v# M' s
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.* q3 D3 B+ }0 r$ i9 H1 J5 l
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.; n! J, E$ B1 h9 Z& Q4 A
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.' g; H4 E9 I0 i0 H
: ?0 b- p v3 s" }0 A- \If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; I& n: P& f% RIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.9 j1 V; b# }" x" w+ i
+ \) A8 U+ M) ]8 x( A5 J0 TIf you cry, you're a wimp.
' x* a r- w. W1 j6 V8 R2 rIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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$ |& P( Q- Y5 [+ W: iIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
* M2 G5 V) }+ h0 `) e. V3 Y" OIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.4 Y1 s" |* H) Y
) V j3 m* ^4 o9 ?If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
4 o O2 t+ b1 {; q3 X" B8 {If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 _' c0 Z8 Z( R1 s3 r, [If you don't, you're a slob.7 b/ O% m" k6 T
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
4 ]9 c, j/ E6 |* Z1 zIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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. d0 m. l2 ` v5 `* k( kIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' {4 n4 @8 L' a) p' WIf you're not, you're not ambitious.& }1 U! c8 N4 h0 W5 s6 v# S. }" E) k/ M3 i
# E: e: Y3 e7 u2 j/ XIf she has a headache, she's tired.
4 t9 X: k: ?" O9 @# }, vIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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