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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
1 W8 R* r. o% K3 |7 pIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.5 o1 c8 k6 q* {7 h4 ~
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.) j& v+ r; E$ P* j2 c7 u8 O' X
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.$ H/ k  S! U3 o% Q% m7 M

2 S: b0 [+ ?% VIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.5 g% k# F1 _+ p
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.3 D  {5 b3 P% a6 V; k7 D
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.+ c8 \+ f5 k/ r  m+ }* g

/ U! q& A* w* w) Y5 ?9 mIf you cry, you're a wimp.$ {7 J) u- u& [9 Q( ?- E
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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5 H& ]/ K6 \4 f8 s! S" b; aIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.  a8 C2 E1 u% h
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.1 k+ j0 D3 Z: W% C
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 t5 O8 P6 d: a9 D: K7 uIf she asks you, it's a favor.7 ]: [3 G0 Y% I! X

- Z4 y! w( k  CIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.7 D; }6 V# S' }3 H
If you don't, you're a slob.- Y3 r8 @; g$ N1 j& D

$ o8 T7 y$ k; L7 s8 v. b" XIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
8 ?& ?5 H9 F. q4 J/ IIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.& @5 X: I. A; K7 w' V6 Q
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.$ m4 F$ F( n) o# B" F; c6 ]9 X
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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& e- ~7 G( T* t" t) W3 J% z- S+ u, lIf she has a headache, she's tired.4 K- g8 C! i" G, ?# v& |
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
4 Y) M) `3 @0 \* L0 E2 l% P1 jfeeling sorry for the guys~
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