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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.! a3 V& x; \0 f5 N/ |6 o2 | z% F' K
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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g: V2 |, r2 ^6 q% j5 {" ]If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) {4 C7 p& U k% \8 }" _If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
7 ?: N* A& J! o' N, L" X' h6 {If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.% ^3 [3 o. }% A
1 ]6 T* x( R9 A% m5 q& ~If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment., q4 L3 }1 S% N
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
( Z/ b) c0 b0 m$ tIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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7 J9 Q/ }9 Q5 L4 w( J3 u; JIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.8 A& n9 `6 n* K0 E. g3 T
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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9 E* ?4 w6 i! V/ v. T3 r3 _% nIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
2 w/ S) X$ Q3 \; J' ]: `If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 C. L4 v; d% c3 {) V i: _; rIf you don't, you're a slob.9 i4 o+ R+ r' Y+ |
! a; d$ ~% p" `0 x+ c3 VIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
u8 r" A3 ^9 h& [If you don't, you're not thoughtful.1 Q4 R& \' c0 A, e
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
% q0 Z: S( N2 W1 f3 [& D/ i ?- OIf you're not, you're not ambitious.( Y+ u3 D% j* N
/ z4 R% q, L; `1 UIf she has a headache, she's tired.1 e1 V! W* m1 K- ~7 Z
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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