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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
6 b6 Y( j# r, L, m3 _If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.6 B+ x* C$ w+ V- c; p

9 Z9 u$ }  i2 p4 R, M& M5 yIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 q7 O8 c5 v/ t- \2 RIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) t8 W8 Y$ d# D) @( g* D: XIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.% n/ T* P! b3 S* D3 S- A! ]! [& [
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment." R, [; \& A+ u) q% t
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.2 g9 Z. t/ b; |7 T3 y

* R- n6 q& n: x" iIf you cry, you're a wimp.
# q9 C+ ~  Z0 u: h3 @" k! nIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.$ Z# H* V7 O! |
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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; l$ E* Z  m% `3 v( z7 HIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
2 ?' Q1 M! `: @% e+ D- X% BIf she asks you, it's a favor.0 T' w  H$ s4 q+ R7 Q! ?
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% _  z2 X' Y  S. A% c! {7 s, q3 CIf you don't, you're a slob.
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2 y' G* |* o! i9 O7 Z3 bIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( ?3 y# W7 q: f8 \: Z  a2 AIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.% D9 K" U, j. e3 p8 `
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist." H* V0 e( ~1 V) X
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.  Q. M: d: x1 z) k3 |; \3 S  u& }
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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