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# ^/ t- q0 W+ a. R+ P# [If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.* h. {" V9 m0 s" U" W3 N9 s4 i
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 l7 @/ p6 O* l( X0 QIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.$ ]/ q- g" q9 j7 ]. \& O7 q/ ^
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* F8 F! ^9 r0 N" SIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.. i a3 b; z1 G! J2 m" ?/ S
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.3 ]7 u. @2 \; k0 V) d- I. v" {
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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( R( ~% p% |3 Q1 m" A& e9 X5 b# JIf you cry, you're a wimp.
, r: }8 z+ U0 G# T3 \; ^) O tIf you don't, you're insensitive.! |0 J9 r2 F( a
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.2 X( i* k" q* \* r9 z8 y6 R
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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" q; r0 \( v, Q7 ZIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.& e* F( t6 m6 r% k8 E' z7 [, d
If she asks you, it's a favor.6 M3 U0 Q' v T. R6 ]' l' U
r! o2 Z$ e* C1 NIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.3 S8 o j4 F9 p. s3 u0 Y, ]+ o1 s
If you don't, you're a slob.' F) d. c# J& T1 k, Y
* z: z) V/ N; F5 l9 T* X, L8 GIf you buy her flowers, you're after something." S2 U k; F/ \8 e1 P9 b# s
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.0 I0 a: K0 |9 Y9 M$ F& a( u
* q9 Z7 I& T, r+ q, q- RIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
3 v' T& q# x0 E S% X% @1 o- oIf you're not, you're not ambitious.# ~ Y- h# w1 Y3 |4 k! z
* Y- A& F' C' U: ?4 n fIf she has a headache, she's tired.% S2 ]' a$ D% h9 h% R( m
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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