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9 y" B/ o7 m7 I% D, DIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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7 j6 l9 W( `+ g4 HIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.0 E$ S7 q& F0 V* ~0 M4 \+ b4 D7 C
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.5 ? X8 S4 ^% p* _
& N. {4 v2 E+ U$ D! P$ QIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.$ n9 }* e$ o- }7 D! y
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.3 K) }% J* u; d; ]5 C1 A0 H% [3 j
1 s+ a$ `+ Q$ LIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
# }$ e' e5 _% I0 W4 ]% lIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.) M- v. n; n1 o) i1 s8 ?* @
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
" S1 ~; L, A! U5 p4 \# dIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.! I. N* u1 P+ {# W. J* [
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.8 [) m9 S* y0 D( _' W/ s
If she asks you, it's a favor.$ ~, j; P" w E. |9 a$ }
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.3 c2 L; _3 M& ^4 c
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.! ^# A' m" V' N, l
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
$ g1 y; |- o6 C! |& ]/ VIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.! R/ X0 ]8 Q8 e& ^5 o$ |" _
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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