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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation., s4 A1 T4 D# L8 o6 m
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.; T! A; I0 b% f) U4 |9 y
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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! K0 _/ L' A# h' \/ F, n# _6 YIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
% W5 n! [' V# b0 ]$ DIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.0 `2 }8 H# I7 d" ]' y) l9 V
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If you cry, you're a wimp./ L# q) f- \% W/ }8 s
If you don't, you're insensitive.( d0 H8 p; U; L$ q0 D
4 S3 Q( U1 {6 n1 l* }( n6 ~If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
* w" H# m3 R: T: AIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman." [; X) S2 `9 d- J8 V
) M6 Q+ P% Z! { yIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
2 N* o$ X* \7 H& _/ V( MIf she asks you, it's a favor.+ R- G# m6 \! B$ `8 q5 ^
9 f9 Z @/ m, M$ h. MIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 O3 a' m2 j3 H* F2 S* H9 l; p. aIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
& _, S! ^' S# |. _% _8 wIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.: I( K0 D1 L( D! s' o
. g( [* E( [! i4 jIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) n( K% }6 S, \/ I3 y' NIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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/ B8 G0 L& F2 oIf she has a headache, she's tired.
) U6 D7 I4 j1 N! q0 g9 DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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