Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 ?2 v+ W% W, b! RIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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2 ^. E$ [8 Y2 e& m) h. L3 dIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 @# e6 ^9 Z3 D! zIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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0 p$ u5 f! e0 L4 oIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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  i# j' t4 z1 M# f) BIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
, h  h$ ^% c$ P0 y5 [$ u! KIf you don't, you're a slob.

' ^7 n; r- K; u$ HIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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2 v- ^4 X" c5 S9 J8 OIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
. o' ^  S1 C3 A9 h8 a( I5 d& ?# IIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~