Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

8 Q# R) s" s/ e$ L" r" KIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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, d" j+ ~5 Y$ h) ]If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

( F7 z+ B4 H/ P. Y4 XIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
. z7 k6 _+ c1 R- q% u0 T; w+ t* yIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
. z  _2 b+ e9 K9 e* LIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
3 W' P4 H4 R) F) X, }If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
% H# ?! s; Q+ N$ aIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
9 ]& i0 r8 m: F, ^8 U. S' wIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
/ b. f. f& F' mIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~