Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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3 H6 w+ P1 o% ?1 dIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 C* v. _& ?: p; S9 h- `- pIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

: t. A0 ]+ g5 ]3 @7 `/ V4 [$ v6 A* CIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& G9 ^+ b: X% d0 g/ x! R* P+ FIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
* s' b( C; ~5 d0 M" m& X- }If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

8 `: r0 c* ~, M6 w5 G4 iIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
' `9 q+ L7 U! }If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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+ q, p6 h6 p+ m1 B5 cIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

3 q8 i/ V8 j! U2 e+ U0 |9 L: dIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
, A, Z0 o$ A$ wIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
+ G0 A5 u5 @, o: G7 ufeeling sorry for the guys~