Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
9 Z1 [: q' h! g4 M7 M- R  yIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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% ^0 ^7 d+ h3 {If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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3 F; ~% P; g) UIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

; |; Y- N7 h8 k4 C3 VIf you cry, you're a wimp.
7 x( n, L7 ^+ T+ K8 I; R  ]0 rIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
/ ~2 m* m# G5 k/ s% m$ e# C# [+ ?If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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1 G" s- a- q# _0 lIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
8 m7 y* O- M' Z1 R3 k0 tIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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( l1 o2 P, o& u# F7 dIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; m/ [4 i+ E4 V& {If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

: h6 g4 m2 Z+ H9 W  G& }2 e" x. XIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~