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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.; G0 F' W) z3 m5 o% U1 j8 e% F
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
, ~( T- ^0 [/ rIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
" n; W) b* n+ ]7 ]: D% _! AIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.+ V( O% _5 |* m
. J, }$ `) z+ X8 \% wIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.7 y2 \8 _. M* Y
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. m% B0 x$ L- C0 r( J7 d
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If you cry, you're a wimp.$ P! ^% K* b0 K l' B5 L
If you don't, you're insensitive.6 N: [" o# U$ W& n( M( K
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.. E0 s# X% P8 t1 e
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.7 ]3 b( [- Y/ f" @) _) x
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.2 L! E" E; o9 U
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" X' M! J k& x2 c( S& z3 PIf you don't, you're a slob.
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9 `/ I: W: T. u8 pIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
' v& ?5 ]+ D- S+ T5 i0 r1 WIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.4 Q; V- P! u+ {5 x% x9 C% e( p
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
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5 ^1 H M) r. q& E p$ KIf she has a headache, she's tired.$ F( m- E. W4 y9 G; z
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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