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( L& w( f! f ~If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.$ z; _' C8 _) x2 K2 p4 N
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.4 I: S7 x; j# N- S
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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3 Y$ l% F) Y# G" N4 F* ], mIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
; U/ _2 G/ c5 G8 BIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.6 d1 E* c2 e+ ^" h. P3 y# B* R
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.! B; j U% R5 p' }) v' } ^
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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2 N4 O4 w6 i; j( z( t$ Y8 D! R) c) HIf you cry, you're a wimp.
5 q0 @' z7 p3 U7 C1 K! Q/ WIf you don't, you're insensitive.$ x# Z0 n$ |3 X$ ^4 ^' Z
0 F4 ~4 a2 j4 R5 r' W+ R/ F' E6 s7 E8 [If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
( i3 _/ o6 a5 ^ p L7 ?If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.2 Y" | b" O2 o/ O- m
If she asks you, it's a favor.% R7 D- N7 ^, w0 ?& M
; d% k: j7 x4 u% @1 `If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
% c7 d0 K% i- [4 l$ ^9 dIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
8 l0 P5 S" b8 u4 ?3 IIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.+ D" n1 e+ q' B& U9 f. w
/ T0 W# y' _9 I# c* @3 HIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
+ i8 Y5 W- {; nIf you're not, you're not ambitious.2 \; W* A+ N1 ~
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If she has a headache, she's tired.- t& h T, T3 r2 ~" g# x$ k
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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