Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
9 e& Y  _; X; Z  Z  v/ OIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

7 x. x' h! j& CIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
& T% [- `" I5 ]& TIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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7 l  Q1 Q6 H9 V( ~2 z: yIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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0 M- J* y3 B# t  I+ `, ^If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; E! v  x3 k& jIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' U0 u/ N! X/ Y/ S3 H/ nIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
& }* b1 a3 O' B3 ofeeling sorry for the guys~