Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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: K! L3 i0 H7 _If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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  ?8 s" G8 r$ S/ E+ o) g' mIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

7 \3 x% ?3 A" B) O: b' w1 ]If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
0 _4 L2 O+ n* m  F& f) qIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
' }0 B2 }' q9 G2 P1 sIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

0 {- F3 D, G3 v+ ]7 gIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
( K9 N! J! w5 ?% d8 mIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
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