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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
, R" H7 A c5 \If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.- ]) {1 L& K1 T$ z/ }6 E/ ^ Q
! {% H# u) H7 g. ?: b( uIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
$ r0 Q7 {. j# i) z# P% k) b8 K+ uIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- q9 S+ U. t# h# [! Q/ aIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; _$ Z, A$ x4 z( s, Z$ n( S1 tIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
9 O6 b% Q6 B8 d4 i3 P: OIf you don't, you're insensitive.# W2 q- |+ K2 Z. T1 G! w
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
9 q; x( l2 ]* J" s% n3 vIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.! d7 p: F p* A. U$ L
, o; n L* B U( e! p ^If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.' A: H* o) F8 {
If she asks you, it's a favor.7 a2 L3 O$ A: y
- z' v! t) ]+ w6 f# r9 YIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.# a! I9 h5 @9 T
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.. b6 G4 l$ ?- z+ I& d* T" {0 S
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.% B& k- A- e( R9 |; U9 c& L* A
% }! G+ G, M* ]If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.9 s7 Q, e$ Y" N( w( w5 F- ]5 Q
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
* r9 }! h! F# G9 _& ~* NIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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