Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

4 n0 ^1 Y7 p( [5 OIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 P; x* l+ X0 b; f2 R& t& [If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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+ k, I0 `+ m/ Y) x% |2 dIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
: N! N/ J& E: f% L0 FIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
, w7 x. s% I3 e: V' M6 Q9 j5 nIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

2 b- ^; U2 p  z" {/ x$ g: XIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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, v5 C4 M' }  s2 S4 |If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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% `( x: y) ?" k6 m$ UIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
0 A3 {1 k  Z. k, N8 M' q0 G: Jfeeling sorry for the guys~