Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
3 P" L9 r$ ]3 SIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

1 F" o/ D3 P" KIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

6 b# e, o! \' o) o) }7 B3 y2 oIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
1 \# P0 S/ }8 a6 s0 ~If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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3 B1 v7 i' r9 S$ g1 q6 o9 s1 yIf you cry, you're a wimp.
* G: w# a8 G1 U8 S' n% e/ JIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
( B! M( G8 a- n1 LIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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4 E. P8 {7 G* }/ _; V( oIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( J, t0 @' i! Y* T) U" b4 s' `  QIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
8 i# j+ J: m: l. r7 u+ aIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
* n) s$ C% l8 x$ Z0 v# {4 L7 Jfeeling sorry for the guys~