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* ~: F9 t: Q% y6 kIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.. P( N, b2 e( Y& F
% r z* G7 H# F. yIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
; n2 ]( D, N F; Q- {If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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1 C. a8 t/ x8 _. dIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 @% T8 Z: P5 t7 d# z. I. fIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.9 v$ M" |* j9 h+ U' P
3 g9 G, c3 S2 P0 G" s, dIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
) C5 @, e+ ^( zIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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$ C* |5 ^% ^6 q" z* [If you cry, you're a wimp.' G' X3 t+ _& n: j4 R# k/ G- {
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.+ M) D P) A9 s- K, t
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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4 Z. h Z3 f' h. U* ^% R5 s# p FIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. G! [0 d5 V8 c" V8 }6 \7 Q4 R+ d9 G
If she asks you, it's a favor.. ^7 b/ }/ Y! ?* S3 D
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.7 h5 a7 ] Y, ]# p
If you don't, you're a slob.: W2 Z- }# F6 g" Q; T
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; E; @3 O' Z; b9 `3 E8 PIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.# [ c) J- n. n. h1 @/ o
If you're not, you're not ambitious.2 e5 O3 }, a5 M+ `4 ?0 F; b* H4 S
; c$ M9 B H# Z* KIf she has a headache, she's tired.9 E. q t) ^' g; U& a
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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