Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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4 g& E3 P7 u% u, Q9 p3 ?If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
# l2 X1 Z9 ?& |" G* ?& FIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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4 W/ `9 T" p3 C( d5 P  @9 H; V+ }+ pIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) h9 F( x& x# e" N" |) VIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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2 p+ _, H) }2 i* \If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
. _9 x* b% f; w0 o) [# y+ p3 aIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

0 n2 X& j6 O) Y1 Z/ Z& \0 LIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
- k# r. O  x' [, r2 e. ?- ~# G/ vIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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  ~& W  F  ?( u2 m! nIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
; }$ i; d4 j1 t$ |# n- j4 p! `If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
0 a: P% r3 o& n  |- R- T+ A! P0 U( YIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

. X+ i4 |" I( aIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
% z' K2 k) T5 z4 c5 c; J3 gIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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0 T+ f  a$ E* r$ X% p. VIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
. a+ X7 v$ d( f  C6 D) Bfeeling sorry for the guys~