Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
+ K8 O& z+ h* [  Y0 [6 }If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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, R# e9 B" H# g1 R, mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
# d6 p8 r% r8 e3 X, `  ZIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

  W6 {( g6 y2 t+ d! A: A! _If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
' y9 U/ n4 P8 r- m$ lIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
+ ?* B  x+ \- G9 k' R9 ]5 v  AIf she asks you, it's a favor.

1 g* W( P- i: xIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# Y( r/ d* U+ r# RIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
/ h! w, `( _& \' q8 o2 ^If you're not, you're not ambitious.

2 c, y$ F$ s" c) Z( ^  b! HIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
$ _- N3 {' F" X+ }6 j* W; yfeeling sorry for the guys~