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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.. Y% Y' n. U. w6 q* ^
, E/ D8 W: D$ G$ x( N: jIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) O6 v5 X7 b+ Z: o# D) I% Z" aIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.$ Y. l1 Z* z; B9 }
4 P, _# n" b) t8 g3 KIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
' k' G# F& C" c# F8 HIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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9 w$ A, P& E1 R O5 R0 TIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.& c* f) X/ Y/ s! q
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.+ s6 Q+ t) H& a6 k- t8 r
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If you cry, you're a wimp.8 T$ U! F* Q' N# h/ P
If you don't, you're insensitive.( V9 e" |, _% ~4 p
' w* h5 J3 l5 G, s+ DIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.: M3 {( F* n# Y0 H+ S
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.; h# R9 h7 T5 a A* m6 S6 s! n: c
If she asks you, it's a favor.& U. U# h! B6 _- |
n9 U) p B1 d: Q% uIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( U* Q' B) e9 J- Y3 K- K+ P" HIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, x" \: y+ f2 dIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.9 q, {9 t2 v, z' L; z; ^# p& ^
If you're not, you're not ambitious.# c) D- c0 Y- `. |) n4 a9 e( Z
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If she has a headache, she's tired." t4 _* }2 R7 b
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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