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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
. L- P- m) R* h6 {5 o, A% CIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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% U+ J1 T- F- D3 X* t: F/ y: i9 I: nIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.7 A* Z, X( g) ? i0 n
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.' Z Y, l+ r! ?7 \& x' g( K
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) C5 v5 s! O/ g7 VIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.8 e/ r1 c D+ L& U
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
% u7 [. v$ d- \If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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: {% t$ ?; g/ Q& A5 ]* _# ]If you cry, you're a wimp.
+ W& h* A; I N3 F5 G2 nIf you don't, you're insensitive.1 P4 C. c, ]* _; a8 R0 \" w) J
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard." R+ c/ y# a o; a e5 n) u
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.! b2 Q" D/ }- [) T
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.9 h4 c7 ~' Y9 a. v$ S4 p) d$ z2 c
If she asks you, it's a favor.% E4 v8 A; S+ z
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.; B+ r, k. L& ?5 F8 _/ J
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.6 a4 Y0 R; X- K: K2 n* U( h
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; M2 E( k+ a; Q8 P/ \* Q- J4 HIf you're not, you're not ambitious.1 n9 @1 X/ A* c1 z( M
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If she has a headache, she's tired.7 Q7 G7 T: o6 o# f4 ^. ~
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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