Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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- U6 `' W- w, hIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
% s) D2 k! c+ h+ bIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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* @  z' x3 ~6 r8 }  ~' i- |If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 r1 e  x6 z+ v# E8 o& kIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
# z5 V* O/ a' D- x7 ?If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

4 Q: d( w  @, O1 {9 y9 R& FIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
3 h9 [& l( q' NIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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' \$ C  r3 d. L# KIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~