Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
+ _2 V' F. b/ X" L  y! K" @; e8 xIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
4 c/ ?4 y6 l6 ^% v$ DIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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# Z" f3 f# h" q* U" E, @If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
0 F$ ^: W& i8 G: M' G7 L$ tIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
5 q! a5 y/ a; V  F" E3 uIf you don't, you're insensitive.

) c  l- S* H* ZIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
! h& k- ^6 `/ u! hIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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/ b- n3 e; c; G3 Y! ^# E) m5 N) A9 tIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
+ W3 W  B  `5 _% X9 XIf you don't, you're a slob.

# Y, E, D; P( d+ c. V" XIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
0 n( l8 J  a; m  XIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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3 t* `- ]0 F4 a9 l6 p+ n% {1 rIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
$ L; n9 S% Q2 u9 Y" m  s' hfeeling sorry for the guys~