Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
. L- P- m) R* h6 {5 o, A% CIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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% U+ J1 T- F- D3 X* t: F/ y: i9 I: nIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) C5 v5 s! O/ g7 VIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
% u7 [. v$ d- \If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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: {% t$ ?; g/ Q& A5 ]* _# ]If you cry, you're a wimp.
+ W& h* A; I  N3 F5 G2 nIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; M2 E( k+ a; Q8 P/ \* Q- J4 HIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~