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& p; H4 y- F0 A' O( ~1 V: v5 |( BIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
7 ]/ e& w0 y. v3 u$ q8 FIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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4 I! t0 G* b/ k2 jIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 {1 ^+ n" P X4 Q2 NIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.5 b \/ J. H! {6 l, }
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.6 k e m( i. ^; t
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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8 e$ L. X! U8 o; dIf you cry, you're a wimp.
" Y: r- F& X% S: {2 ^8 mIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.5 _. O6 q0 L; m, [" ]6 ~/ f
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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" w' v$ O. \& M3 y7 hIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; [, Y V8 A( t, Y/ |' HIf she asks you, it's a favor.( M( \( q. Y, j: T: \. A
: _- G. x2 t$ a# k4 eIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain./ }& g/ D3 b) ^6 l G0 v
If you don't, you're a slob.1 }6 R) O* P4 X- t( o* j! ^
5 ~9 H# [9 M6 _& w! |+ E' E1 x3 f/ uIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.8 Y) E4 M9 b5 G {2 h
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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8 F4 d7 M' g# L1 x; H! I3 j+ aIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
/ K: T' w, ~; }! DIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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1 }: X* R5 S" b9 g; AIf she has a headache, she's tired.
' y9 m- Z% ^0 d- M/ J" ]If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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