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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
! H' c0 v( \: k) s3 mIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.6 ?/ c( i) F! T6 q" U( B
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, }- J, w+ z/ V7 Z0 r4 [6 A6 ~/ WIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
9 v" n( r+ _! ?$ V X" U pIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.& i5 }0 L8 e3 Z! l: l7 Z( E! O3 _
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
( d# F. n& c8 f1 t/ {If you don't, you're insensitive.0 f% n6 m" O3 f3 G) w8 k0 j2 a/ a
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard., l/ i6 E4 o" \6 A6 ~" x6 w
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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0 o& a) `0 N+ k, S; N- k$ `If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
% G0 |) N8 I. BIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.& e. Y- K4 r- X7 |* K. q/ T
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: X" B9 N6 R! iIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.8 k, H: R) Y# G( L) D# G
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
$ D) d, y( [2 y4 n- e C* J pIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
1 R, M( e. F$ W: Z: EIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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