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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.. Q, i- h4 J; H w- A) t' f
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 @) ]0 H( ]4 c5 s. {If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ s z1 p' u% Z) nIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
1 s* w8 ~2 E6 g m) xIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.; v# K0 F9 h" X8 p( m
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
# _& R# f7 ^% h7 t+ k: r! J# tIf you don't, you're insensitive./ n. P5 ^+ u! Y+ M8 {
& u/ P4 \5 z7 X( MIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.0 U" j2 k/ ^0 T; N3 ~2 W' A3 s
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.$ t7 @! g1 E' H/ |
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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" f. H3 g- I8 y# |! qIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.9 U; u. _' {8 Z$ a4 w7 {5 D
If you don't, you're a slob.
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9 N/ T6 K. h! [" Q1 B: yIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
8 Z1 p) e0 t! d+ k1 ^0 X: d& @8 ~If you don't, you're not thoughtful.* k) v, P" ]# z& u, H
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) A2 @0 u4 J# W. d& VIf you're not, you're not ambitious.1 y' p: Y0 _; U2 ^8 `
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If she has a headache, she's tired.8 t+ D8 V9 s, J9 Q0 H
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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