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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.8 W) ?% T& B+ D1 _1 F+ @( X
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.; I  Z2 Z1 q, i$ k4 I" r! G

6 ?% y1 Z; R3 z0 \6 yIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
" E5 t3 _# x# K8 [If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.# @' ?2 o1 B; u, y; l( n5 F
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
$ z7 I. X( w1 q  C5 u9 hIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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: l9 y& R1 _7 bIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.% o# f$ ]/ T$ s6 |7 k7 U
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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+ T4 R5 y% O+ y3 Y' g; d! SIf you cry, you're a wimp.
  I  R' p8 m( u, CIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
- H0 M* ?& e) ^1 m8 T# jIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.8 e% K# d! ~9 ~- r/ V- b6 U
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
  S3 y. e- Z* T, lIf she asks you, it's a favor.' a! e7 K  U9 S! H& R( p

8 Q& F- h" v) [) ~. a/ z0 MIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.9 J" N. m8 l% n( N
If you don't, you're a slob.
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8 z2 w5 R0 v- q- m2 c( E- H6 xIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
: s: B( @5 L2 v1 W# AIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.% E8 B9 `4 h- |: S0 i6 e, d4 o& M
If you're not, you're not ambitious.( A- ~( m( o: ^# Z
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
/ g+ _6 ^3 V5 hIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~9 F; r* Z+ I. F0 Z3 x" X" [4 p3 L- r2 A
feeling sorry for the guys~
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