Brother you can't win

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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
0 z, F- J5 h  R( Q6 K4 N8 f& Y- f3 tIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

0 Q0 i& f) l! cIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
+ e/ w+ f9 n% r% aIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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4 N( ~( @3 ?+ }% e) X& j- O% ~- jIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, N) R/ _2 v# n7 \If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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, C6 Y  U% r) _" rIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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5 E; x2 ^1 h2 ^# A5 {If you cry, you're a wimp.
! k: m% A! ^" |. j& a' QIf you don't, you're insensitive.

" I$ ?: H: \' {) |' ?If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 N4 Y# @. N" t1 n* }; QIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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9 Q1 M9 v. d' v4 I4 M, c) Q" g7 ]If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
' L' q6 w  F4 h% qIf you don't, you're a slob.

0 O% z9 s: f, x* n3 _If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
- K+ q1 [4 i! w. P) n4 dIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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3 I, x  y% ~( V6 a# l- TIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
  `* x; L2 u( [2 Y+ Z. m# ]4 w% cIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
1 u+ g" S( j# W# p, r* B- hfeeling sorry for the guys~