Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
7 E1 ?" J: t/ }6 ]7 VIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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4 ]( X' E# q) o2 K; A2 a' aIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

0 d. |1 j, C: f0 W% PIf you cry, you're a wimp.
* p. ~$ F# I8 }" D4 TIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
# Y# d& Z$ M& d. w7 L4 s5 \) MIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

9 s3 @3 [' ]+ @5 H6 h* VIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~