Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
# Y/ n  Y0 }' ?6 g" W, EIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
% Q2 `1 M. W: T7 m, FIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
/ J6 t  j! x. ~If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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/ v% }% e3 q4 ~  H( P: M: MIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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4 {2 `! m0 J( N& j- EIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
& B8 F3 j' U  I1 c" R  [, [3 mIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

1 b! y, Z% o0 x# ]7 A7 e' aIf she has a headache, she's tired.
) P2 x( f% U6 Z' d% w( ZIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~