Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- l, |7 L% @1 x( B3 uIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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, V* I& ], `2 f+ ]8 e8 p+ {; ], ?If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
. R5 e9 k! B/ [1 B* x# X4 I& t& o% ?If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
$ n3 a! ~7 |- [  iIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
  h) h/ Q) J# i* t8 {! n6 y' wIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( B8 \( }. N/ u3 jIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

" h$ ~. }3 ?7 X% aIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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8 R) B( w+ W. w4 D9 g) IIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~