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) ?+ A9 G, }% _! TIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.. u, J3 M, ?& g E' n# n+ t
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.# ~# M" W5 P, [- h9 o$ c& H
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.3 X* C) M9 J, T$ K
" r! P/ \6 J. C! oIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; l! [( g) T' o! W( |1 x- KIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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! L6 b: |5 d( e4 a0 r" w& vIf you cry, you're a wimp.
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0 U5 q. [- h( X, E! lIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.+ g4 q) C* d/ d2 v
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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9 p) Y H$ e5 }& f; {) b5 g$ CIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( \ C) G; z/ r5 J) N+ G4 z% t+ N, O! pIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.+ a/ b7 K6 N. l9 \, x! c' Q
If you don't, you're a slob.+ ~$ Y9 R! o# I: o- P% a
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( m/ C1 O) I# {8 n0 kIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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! k; J$ u5 }( ^8 l! i/ @9 vIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.$ H" ]1 `) N, R. m
If you're not, you're not ambitious." r9 n4 P! H6 N9 K$ v4 W- o
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If she has a headache, she's tired.! N+ o& V% u0 d, E
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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