Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

4 Q. j" L9 A0 d! dIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
& C/ Q% ^1 u, E/ a' @# H8 x6 \" D1 HIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

/ p2 I4 T/ f4 s9 I' b! dIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
) a$ U3 x! z4 w/ g. n6 r. g  n+ FIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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8 D( j3 r' b: YIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

. X5 g0 E* ]. `9 a6 l1 DIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

: W0 g3 V- u. |$ @7 CIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
" F2 B! `$ z/ z: lIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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2 l! c: O& ~2 L' M' h8 M: _8 xIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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% ^* B9 v( H6 \& @, z% w' o; SIf she has a headache, she's tired.
3 [& ]& M7 p/ H! XIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~