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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.4 B) u# |# B3 P3 x, R) c, c/ P
5 E0 y; Q4 @( j% W0 V% tIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.; f8 w/ Z/ \' `5 B1 o9 y
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.' ^& D4 w# n6 V+ L
" @: j- w7 T3 S! c0 I& A8 f, l4 E+ xIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
# I V) I8 K$ M+ xIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity." @3 w6 c' O7 H
* G6 \4 R3 C6 V0 w" H8 p, dIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment., A( J9 L) B$ u- V* j( f# z7 X
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.! h' H; C, V- G$ [+ X
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
0 [* d, y+ Q0 z1 g% l5 BIf you don't, you're insensitive.6 j6 p/ l3 d- f6 P
! W5 x! X4 `6 N, LIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
2 i5 B; h, Q5 T' a! } m6 Z% PIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.- G4 G9 Y& Z% |# {. }: n
8 O+ g2 o( d! l' F/ PIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.: L: A. c1 z- b+ z
If she asks you, it's a favor. H: G( S' u3 M8 w! g0 d1 F
6 H3 }& c; z+ Y2 S' h. d4 UIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.& h8 |8 E8 C& k
If you don't, you're a slob.9 @2 {4 w; Q e/ D! D. d
: R& B6 r7 Q0 O' t3 w# h3 lIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
_" I! `- |9 m! ~/ M9 ?If you don't, you're not thoughtful.( L/ h8 U, }* Q; n
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
8 R" Y% U ^5 H5 l; z, c2 x9 D: d& fIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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* C/ O! H& m4 F& I" eIf she has a headache, she's tired.
/ P4 Z3 v4 |5 xIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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