Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

9 r4 {3 F8 V* s# C3 ^5 C; JIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! ~) m: O$ V4 ^If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

) d9 j, p+ O9 C4 k2 y2 A. P: ^If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

  z3 V" O" N# y0 eIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
9 B* b, _+ _4 b1 fIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

3 e/ D5 e, |2 F& MIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
+ P7 p. B8 n: d! LIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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* L: t3 i. X7 P1 H" a6 eIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 @3 `+ E" c$ ~: `9 qIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

4 b8 b5 o, q3 d! DIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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* I$ v! ~- w7 n2 G1 ?+ aIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~