Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
8 `! _6 P3 `1 NIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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$ y. j1 M  ?0 D5 TIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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/ W1 g  v7 L, T, Z( Z3 TIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& I" |# M7 K2 S, a9 EIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

$ u/ M* ?. V% `0 F  b  \; K4 bIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
' N. w) Y1 e3 ZIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

$ P- O- y; m* RIf you cry, you're a wimp.
6 d, ~( d6 W, c) k' qIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
' s, k+ C+ y/ {0 O+ v$ lIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

6 A, N0 S" d# f& P' d, Z* j/ DIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
# m& U% ?/ q7 p- J9 x# v' R6 I/ gIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
5 w4 w: B. B/ i7 x; t. jIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~