Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
2 ?4 |; M# ~$ M3 V$ M* t6 fIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

  L& M3 c, w' j' m/ tIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& f8 Q+ U$ E/ S& p& GIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

/ y( _1 W6 C; k0 @: |2 `If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
- _3 ?- h  x& g- u3 a2 e* B' [If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
9 H) h0 H) ~' s+ ]If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

8 a, D4 x6 j3 ?* jIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( u  K, c- u% f' M5 {  ^If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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# @+ S, k8 b0 e3 x& w! Q6 P& UIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
- ]8 b2 S1 r$ t9 HIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

0 [6 ?- v  R8 h4 v% U1 A$ LIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
* g( H9 }' C+ s3 R9 SIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
+ G' l2 n2 T- h: I# ^3 |: X& Dfeeling sorry for the guys~