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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.# |& b0 J( o! D z; c
' G% _ l" Q, N& Y/ X0 NIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation./ z' {, ]& A, }
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
4 C& `, S% [: [% c, I# w* IIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.. T- |- s& W. T$ \- Z: C* F
" a5 A0 g# x: R4 x' w4 T; }% e2 WIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
1 n% x6 [& k/ f6 \- X& Q6 XIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.+ P w( K4 T1 B! }: \5 E
" \, |. \! q# ?7 c/ A; \) i4 {8 i7 hIf you cry, you're a wimp., V1 `2 Q* {8 |' R0 u% B
If you don't, you're insensitive.0 A7 U }7 d) d5 }# J D
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
# Z) J/ Q! ^' t# G" mIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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9 k6 P; m2 y+ c1 W; Q, ^) e6 SIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 |7 P9 s4 r0 dIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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9 ]: n" J) q2 y( C4 g8 x kIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.5 v/ r% U5 U- y4 u c
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.) r7 G$ }: m( X
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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8 W5 e3 Y$ S0 W% w$ T1 l& gIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, b1 t, T; Y* |" B$ LIf you're not, you're not ambitious.! w# t1 G0 M6 A& h. S1 e
# O! ~3 A6 j/ ?6 E4 U6 V3 `If she has a headache, she's tired.
7 x) \# D, s) j$ TIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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