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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.% P" c' Q* ~# `2 F  d
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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9 y- q$ p! @5 {% S* lIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.' j% {& J) e3 {/ S/ E! ^4 M
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.6 u2 Q! v0 |2 U/ U' {$ T' {
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
! A+ _$ f% p# Z. N# T& J, I5 \If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 J+ o  {2 [3 ~- j# S0 v5 fIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.# `# Y/ ]3 Q4 O) U8 H
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
: Q; M9 H) X; l2 }5 [8 uIf you don't, you're insensitive.) H% m8 ~8 }( t4 `( R( J. Z
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.& a$ \/ ]: g* G! J% [
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.1 k4 [# d. \9 Z4 D4 c3 E8 E% _/ L

  V3 F" i* r, o0 t  F) BIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
& c/ I; x' `) [9 pIf she asks you, it's a favor." J+ R9 }) J3 S/ A6 D5 i4 `

' U+ ^* z' v. U% sIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.3 X& b8 N# B' Q1 l
If you don't, you're a slob.. E2 m- ^4 ^% R. {

8 ]; s) v% F/ T. R. \5 X, u3 MIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
$ ?7 B3 `' Z% p1 h% X! h0 vIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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$ _# |$ l3 q$ a: D4 R* C. \+ AIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.6 ^* I. L4 t6 O2 z, z
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
; @/ R/ d6 G0 j4 {6 rIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~; @5 P& m& U  h8 s
feeling sorry for the guys~
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