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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.; j; L% d5 h8 A) o
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.+ L; r( r) e# x: @

# K, [1 K" |7 N2 k& t/ ]7 }" `1 mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
4 z" U' D8 H/ H9 x/ ]If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.: _& D6 l. T9 v* D( k: r# I8 o" G) D

* F+ C6 L; \% s. g( S) n- N9 YIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
5 L+ u. {+ j% a8 _: C, [! u4 T" CIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.9 n) @* y3 ]- }4 w4 O% `  ?5 T
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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  ?5 ]# a" M5 x  NIf you cry, you're a wimp.
5 e* f1 j! L  p* P0 B; r8 Q; mIf you don't, you're insensitive.0 X$ X* k( k7 F5 F$ j3 E4 M/ K. o0 b( P/ }6 S

# x# Z- K6 w- [( D& nIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.6 K" L2 Q) z' @) B! R" g9 O
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.! ~4 S$ ~5 r/ j9 X! i9 Q; S  b

/ }, R5 e) e: `# oIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.! b6 R8 b* o- h  d* C6 h
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.# m0 ]% v$ Z6 i; U! t4 \
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 d/ [- z8 q# UIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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' h% J5 V! d, V6 nIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.$ f) E3 y0 f8 u% ^2 h& Z
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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. A- O; s% [( ?) |) VIf she has a headache, she's tired.
2 h8 y: X$ I" y# ~9 W6 B4 JIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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