Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

. V; v8 {/ K( E0 xIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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4 f* \4 F) Y) x, _- O9 CIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* f4 s, g3 A9 p; E* ?If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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/ Z8 G, p' T! s, n+ a5 V- NIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
3 w' V+ w4 J, b. ?: e, fIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
6 w% f( j3 @' S6 r5 PIf you don't, you're insensitive.

: k6 D6 q& i/ j* U5 N( j8 wIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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$ x0 s. z2 g9 E$ |If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

0 v# J8 O' [7 jIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: x8 L2 {7 B: V; R9 F3 w" i  x, YIf you don't, you're a slob.
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( }9 I; ?0 g$ u& v  h) RIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

1 L3 i1 x# T. u* Y" y* bIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) \. K2 W" a/ m* I" J1 y: sIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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; b' T4 @3 [- h0 X8 M2 OIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
2 [: G5 r8 I; S; d! Pfeeling sorry for the guys~