Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
$ n. a5 @4 s4 bIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
; a4 T0 E1 p. P
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
* f4 Y' u" B% @
6 B' V) s1 F. g9 V* e2 jIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

0 X' g& c' R/ w' i( @If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

9 A, C. x% R8 @' M  R4 UIf you cry, you're a wimp.
  f; D5 _3 D+ q, G- L) n4 @5 IIf you don't, you're insensitive.

8 ]  M; {2 j% }" j* a* xIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
2 i; a: ^3 r* r7 V( _
- O, u. K3 n( H0 B6 YIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
% r. }/ ?& s5 `/ C, H/ x0 Y) ^7 S
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
8 \* f& J7 A/ F! P/ X
% T% g& w2 @& vIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
% G' C; D  V: i/ P5 |# YIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

" P4 E: b7 U. u5 nIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
9 d( ~: o* n$ G! l0 |; v* ?1 O
1 [+ }1 r9 [& ~8 }If she has a headache, she's tired.
9 F: E: Q2 S6 mIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~