Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
( I; J3 |$ k# |# DIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
( f1 M# k. m- N6 j+ m: JIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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- n! [* E& a# xIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
) V, w4 x# t$ p! `2 _- ~3 [4 KIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
$ t* d2 r; M4 C+ }; i  ^0 WIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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+ ]& l; e( C# T2 lIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~