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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
j" V$ C( E) l. e! M) b/ u% ?5 `If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.; w {( ^) I( j7 E
5 R4 R" i1 ^7 S% d9 CIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.1 ]2 N/ }( F X( @5 e8 C
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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; i U$ }2 Z. N! w1 }3 v7 N- G8 ]If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
" j3 q z+ m& p6 v* u4 UIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.' _# V* n5 C5 {) ^7 h8 x; K
- c( z$ y& E* E5 dIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
3 I8 F I/ m* zIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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. I4 _. X9 Z! n& CIf you cry, you're a wimp.7 c9 p3 x8 W2 j6 d
If you don't, you're insensitive.* S6 _- e) \- Y; t" d
0 U# t4 b" `$ x. Z& Q; [! JIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
( q. E& [1 I2 H, {; r1 Z* UIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.0 l* V" }6 o( d1 {
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
* U, Z8 j, g+ _1 @( b/ CIf she asks you, it's a favor.9 U% A$ @+ |5 M. H+ K- k3 z
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
9 D6 X4 O1 b5 L' ^% ~5 Y8 Q# _$ ^0 pIf you don't, you're a slob.9 Q4 H$ W) z0 n/ Y1 f
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.* k) K: p' S! K$ f# k a
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.- H/ \4 S$ h/ [1 v4 r# D
If you're not, you're not ambitious./ i5 z* m* d; Y( c- N/ q
9 [' k0 _& Z' XIf she has a headache, she's tired.
4 t' D3 V. D# [$ ~- {' Q& T! oIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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