Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
. n( F& ?% f  O* h( I, x9 S3 g* bIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

9 F/ h% D1 f' [! I) aIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
9 h* l2 ?: c  i" ?5 D+ x6 yIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

/ j7 q6 x8 ]7 W; q2 `- vIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

# V9 q" }% G3 q0 d0 G3 RIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 ^$ K  i  u2 ~* CIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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% i9 Q. r* O' q/ a' D; FIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

" F7 w* T5 T4 b3 @( y6 O1 p5 gIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, {- M  ?( _% A5 |! Y4 ^If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~