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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. r' m- y- f* T9 Q8 x4 [7 f
$ m2 D& v9 C9 ]* W; tIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
. R" d( V3 h1 P# @0 D: T zIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.3 \: D5 x& @" |1 g& k
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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: f8 n* L9 s1 v h0 u4 o8 dIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
: W0 I8 k* h+ @0 yIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.: i# s0 I; P: E9 D1 b
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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6 p, p* n: @0 {: w/ M; P! ^If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 ~# q. q- b6 w& k: E, U: T% x* bIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.5 t- J, }- U5 H% a |
If she asks you, it's a favor.3 v7 Z' J- w, v
/ i" n. a- e: d; w$ k- wIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
5 ?/ y" Z P) R. p7 V3 g+ I' V/ m5 U: {If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
# o4 F! U: n+ q) B" iIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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* l7 u5 p' S1 n+ PIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.( k( C# L t, w: g: J
If you're not, you're not ambitious.1 p; J- d, c: @0 q* D `
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If she has a headache, she's tired.. a$ |( \& E5 w
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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