Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
) {$ k, x% B5 P- ~2 ~# XIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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1 H8 e+ z, h2 PIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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  ^" V5 _  C8 c, A. l# HIf you cry, you're a wimp.
" c5 e4 h. S, }& C! ]If you don't, you're insensitive.

: X+ i% f. D  x" J% oIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 l3 V& [1 T& T% W& _) sIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

  J5 G! J& i& K4 kIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 q5 h/ m7 W. B. N, }If you don't, you're a slob.

- g; n% H8 g* tIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
8 N3 l. B7 F; h. K# e( Y* I4 uIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
* e: m7 w$ [  G* G) @# k# yIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
  R- B8 @2 G6 R2 z9 c2 Q8 `If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
& _" b$ Q* K" Q0 N3 ?feeling sorry for the guys~