Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 w8 F. d$ W6 X+ G& Y1 A) cIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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  b7 G4 x8 x. sIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; v2 q, P) t' y* P3 @If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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* m, ]+ K5 b/ _; [$ B8 F  pIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
" J. C4 h& J: K! H5 \0 u, tIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

7 W& Z5 z* S) `, h; A& @If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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8 G9 K' k- s8 J" e4 OIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~