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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.6 o" p+ c' L( k
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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, s2 @, j2 r* N& l, P; R' RIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
6 z/ K% K- A' l0 J: @3 J0 z; _; Y# yIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.1 V9 }& L7 \( T4 G6 N$ {
3 z% I1 V3 d4 F3 ~& SIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism./ h$ O# H# [4 k1 z7 u" k
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.7 v; _0 }3 @7 [
8 y$ |8 V8 q+ E8 d" MIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.+ V- W u c: U0 |+ a8 V
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.: t3 y6 v) G( C' M# g: T
5 s5 i: z8 n" X: z, YIf you cry, you're a wimp.5 l! O8 W% o. P( J' c
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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- Z* }- r) Y8 r/ kIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.( _1 X. D- ~. n, t" w- K4 T+ }
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman." N( J2 { B. G2 @4 Q9 G
. H, `* r" l# mIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.* H2 \% T3 w4 ]/ a) i: B4 }# o. }
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
1 c! C& j9 o0 T- p( `7 ]If you don't, you're a slob.5 n, T P8 K5 J3 \
. ?( H& X1 Y1 a2 dIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.. ^- i: p! l; ^4 N0 L5 V5 `
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.2 z0 F% Q" m5 {' ~$ M
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
3 W+ ]. A8 K- z" }2 t1 KIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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