Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) Q9 ]5 O- u5 u! S( W5 ]8 ~If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
% q9 R5 W- _* l( h$ R( CIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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* s2 A) Z: V- j/ c3 D8 TIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
: M2 q+ w; Y+ Z1 z: ?3 \If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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9 b! m! t  U& k' GIf you cry, you're a wimp.
" y' p- J; D) K) G; yIf you don't, you're insensitive.

3 d" o% ^7 t2 b  m  o3 r/ YIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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9 D" q  s5 z# D/ ^If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
3 Q$ i! s+ ]' n- cIf she asks you, it's a favor.

" e. E3 K! y( V, gIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
0 h) _+ X" q% Z# u, yIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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' [0 K  B3 o& tIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
: m$ P7 A* w$ VIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

, d* s7 V1 l2 m4 V$ eIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~