Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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9 Y) f- D6 A7 k- mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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/ ?2 D7 `% B8 V$ T) D2 rIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
7 f- j* j* S3 bIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

* _  E! x+ U( ~8 y* ?8 a5 t4 {8 wIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
/ x8 Z7 }1 i6 U* J) gIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
7 P2 F2 S! i2 @- v( BIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 L! Q8 m6 |/ ~. _' O; CIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

8 ]: T* _6 n! z8 r- `! h3 {If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
. {( q: R- m- h/ l; W/ ]3 Mfeeling sorry for the guys~