Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
  m; A9 `1 c- c2 r1 uIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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$ f, Z0 d9 F- xIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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  z, V+ S" D5 W. UIf you cry, you're a wimp.
" f+ E5 M5 X, l3 kIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
& a/ H, D* z8 X9 N$ q7 z+ s) ]If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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, ?8 X: a2 Q. _8 B0 HIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

) v/ {, p, f8 M$ |9 qIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
. a) @" ^4 T5 m, {1 v0 pIf you don't, you're a slob.

. u; l! }& h; g) v, xIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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) v' g( H9 {  G( p* d/ ~If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
& n( x* C$ S9 }5 k; y) q7 [If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
2 [+ D! v  h# m' i) j  p, O6 a7 Efeeling sorry for the guys~