Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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, T$ }( F5 p, ]8 Q: VIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 X" F  o; w9 k& f: ]0 AIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 Y4 C, @9 u* ]# X0 CIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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4 n; g, ~) O/ b' c' K8 N4 J& ~If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
. Q2 ~& [8 `8 ^: g+ E& |If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

3 X; C7 F, [/ g. u/ c+ TIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
, h: e2 i5 H! oIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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& k$ y# @. [+ g  \; A, H( w) OIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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+ ]% b. [, f1 x6 [4 s1 u3 IIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

% E! f* D% G0 l6 p" c$ t$ T( JIf she has a headache, she's tired.
1 s% y- B( t5 bIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~