Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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3 Z3 |% G1 Z( x, p5 [; ]4 b* `" JIf you cry, you're a wimp.
7 X" K, q! [- t8 wIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

( r% u% z% K2 Y, e, c2 v9 D& oIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
6 K: w& \! O- dIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
; ?+ J" X% I) f4 zIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
0 l! u. ~& M, @. G3 n# F. v$ N7 V7 Mfeeling sorry for the guys~