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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.5 C. R9 W/ `% N! \, [: ^ O
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
9 T0 T9 Y, v C, L+ f% P7 KIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.( e9 E2 x! |1 \
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
3 o; d$ w) j% o+ D% N6 EIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 B+ e2 |* ]# q. BIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.$ P* i4 D! X% j. L+ t, C
If you don't, you're insensitive.' R: n0 S/ n! f" p
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 \0 l5 Z, R# F; d/ sIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
$ k4 c+ R6 J' [# hIf she asks you, it's a favor.; f) o1 t0 G2 @! t7 r7 r
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 ~0 h* v7 N/ n3 I1 }0 O0 g& C' cIf you don't, you're a slob.
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* n! T. \ n: ^If you buy her flowers, you're after something.6 k- c5 F4 e6 S2 m" r
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
$ i$ @" O: P& {5 F4 Z: \" L sIf you're not, you're not ambitious.! @: }: g1 e! h9 k( \
+ w# b. o9 N5 f# J9 m! A% xIf she has a headache, she's tired.
r! V( q% i8 W$ u. AIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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