Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

+ P2 j0 q/ t8 N: |5 VIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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( L1 H. b( S' {% ?) t6 G# W$ qIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

6 Q1 x" s. m4 n& k8 d4 [If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ G* V: ]. Z* w& x* J' [If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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/ o0 n* g+ u$ O3 D9 u0 a; O  UIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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6 H3 |0 o6 K. i3 L8 u) QIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
, j: D9 m4 \4 y9 t( GIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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8 F0 M) v2 Z! q2 XIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
- V- {+ J. h! f) {& F: N9 jIf you don't, you're a slob.

* F& q0 ?) Z3 AIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ i7 T: H: G3 |If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

0 Y# E& H7 \" h% ~If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, I5 a. b* v, V' n; gIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

4 ?/ X. t7 v. `If she has a headache, she's tired.
0 q0 t4 t  Z- T  o" I+ \, D$ xIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~