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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
; X. }! l0 ~1 T/ |! o/ D. {If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
2 i" I# W4 u- }8 w# AIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.) C m7 F, i* c# A" [
& _* @: P: _; J; eIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.& E" }8 {/ K0 B
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.: s( x1 s) g8 B7 ]
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
$ |: f8 o: l+ h) EIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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% P t2 E4 a8 }( W" u8 ^7 |; c# pIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.9 d* j! P0 L( w0 x1 u/ W. }
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.1 Z6 G, y; x6 A: m" f+ g4 G
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.1 E4 P( r3 o9 U* E( |! ?3 w
If she asks you, it's a favor." \; G5 b6 M" S/ D/ T# ~, r9 e
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.3 x; N3 f6 g4 @
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 f5 o' z9 f) Q I/ M. YIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.9 d0 H ]! v* K9 k6 Z0 B& ~
4 f4 o) `8 o; x! CIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
. ^$ t' l$ z6 gIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.5 g; @' ]% [! l/ n8 y3 g* a4 {7 z
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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