Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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: A0 s# E2 W' Y( @; ]( q( b5 ~* F* HIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 f8 }8 Y4 A* a  \2 l% NIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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3 B. }& j: O9 l0 I' ~6 G7 WIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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3 z# l/ r  @8 C3 ~- |/ K9 B) c! |If you cry, you're a wimp.
! c* z* `. Q+ q4 j0 n' b: C  [" T4 sIf you don't, you're insensitive.

* U7 B2 Q' m# l( U- J9 k  zIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
0 o' W/ f+ s0 z. }4 U8 BIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

- g  A& J& i2 jIf she has a headache, she's tired.
& l/ R' L& [  t- z6 D( NIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
. Z4 r' ^1 `( n/ Qfeeling sorry for the guys~