Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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; @0 g+ K3 h' ?7 r) m# ^1 VIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* X$ p9 W! Y/ u. i7 Y6 q; e% qIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 R2 G4 u* y4 k$ `# {: s0 u6 ]If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

% l. ]; {# K% ^$ x( BIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

; u* g/ s- V5 e0 jIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

0 `; H4 t% P. }If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

6 n5 k3 `% F$ G( {1 |" e0 q& ~If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
/ n- L& x9 y: Q3 k! o* p; rIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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4 A$ c9 V& V8 j' G1 {/ nIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
. X" |! `+ P# z+ b5 ]feeling sorry for the guys~