Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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8 N! b$ h" \6 }9 mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

1 P6 w, I2 g% b( e: F6 BIf you cry, you're a wimp.
8 X8 }* h2 _# I4 u/ K( {$ G  Q. GIf you don't, you're insensitive.

0 x( M3 w& c) ^6 ]9 T: WIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
* N- F# v# X0 @If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! y' \0 r' a/ h; YIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
# K1 x/ k$ f! E  g( T) D2 TIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

7 t* k4 G- g0 vIf she has a headache, she's tired.
' x3 e# s" u0 ?2 D2 S0 |( RIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~