Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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# y- r9 K) S- fIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
3 E( I+ g# {: OIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

1 a1 E0 R4 d2 `% o6 M6 v/ {If you cry, you're a wimp.
. a1 y9 v, ]5 d; ?5 I8 _If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% \8 m2 E; b3 f. ^+ J" L! d: SIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

/ Q; }7 b) U5 b: R6 Z6 {If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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1 c+ o, K: p0 M6 iIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ e% S  z$ ]# g% R5 a: c/ [$ C& U# sIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
$ o9 h1 Y% r! V) y# wIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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  }& O! A/ i2 Q1 y5 P# eIf she has a headache, she's tired.
9 z( V( @8 b3 o$ L! x$ ~% n9 V# MIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
. u- u% T1 s5 l8 r9 z) m, s+ _feeling sorry for the guys~