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8 r) A- {" { B6 r9 `7 {1 FIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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5 O3 l5 p( X: }/ \6 OIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.! n- ^& Q$ Q) O- \0 I5 \5 {7 K
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.. {2 O+ s1 l6 o/ p
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
' ?$ c" E: L1 l4 E& ?' vIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.5 l0 z5 z7 |1 n0 p4 k3 z q5 V+ y+ u
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.4 V$ l! G, l! r: I
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.! [! I( s! l# x; q
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If you cry, you're a wimp.! d3 p1 n- v6 \& H$ r4 o. W* D
If you don't, you're insensitive.5 F5 X" H$ E. p( F* e! E* t- M2 i
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.! u w9 `1 w9 f! |' L2 F) t
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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& o, q. { g2 A5 E3 GIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.9 A. G$ R; {; q* X! k
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.% C, ]0 N. I) l( {2 Y/ a/ E
If you don't, you're a slob.' z, r4 }0 ]. f5 K0 i
9 G5 i# ^$ [. S P TIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
/ T) r: m/ P5 C' Q0 V% @1 kIf you don't, you're not thoughtful. q0 ~3 o+ w' Z- s: w" K
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist., S. e) K. L1 _, r" ]
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
( m4 h- \3 e2 X CIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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