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7 ]( h( B: B3 O" H* ]7 [If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.$ i+ I+ v, B) s. U* ?
+ Z0 c9 P6 x" _8 N M! B% mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.. t4 [: A5 V0 A# t! K
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.( l4 P+ G8 A; t# H9 M3 v& s
" ~- b# o4 H4 `" l. kIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism." P+ J1 @3 ?+ M$ T
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.: e6 R5 b3 H, U1 K( T7 y: h
/ c# ` [; f9 n$ ?If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
1 S2 a% a7 X& `2 v- t4 {If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.3 v1 V/ V- ?1 o! O) C" s. ]
9 e- A: ]3 n" V3 J2 [If you cry, you're a wimp.
0 I+ q& q0 v% g, zIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 S! _6 |2 a$ R; t9 uIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. D0 O4 P _2 {8 y0 y
9 F2 J0 r" a1 U2 o( F) Q6 `If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.: I5 R3 g z- m$ K: }- Y Y
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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+ Q' A* z. ~& k, d$ ^If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain./ B: z) ^7 Q, B/ b) V
If you don't, you're a slob.& a' E& L' t$ `8 H. a6 ]
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ R% H& K' W7 a8 i. P4 nIf you don't, you're not thoughtful., s) v. V- c5 l3 k4 G: w( q
/ o+ n, V7 I) }; d. ?4 e; g/ LIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.5 f$ ^1 V/ c' n- S8 K* F
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.; m& }! T, {$ z3 `8 |% ~
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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