 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
# h5 N& R2 s: C* z9 ]! o7 z9 f5 U0 u
& r4 }) o8 i) m* ?If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
/ ^! m0 _: N% W5 UIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
' S/ t( o* l( w9 O3 Q4 D: R* f; ?% y+ K7 m% g! z
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ q, A2 Y; H* ^8 XIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.( C( I9 y$ t$ |) A
9 |3 `9 q* J9 f. y6 u% m# a
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 M, r7 L- R5 Z7 v; H& mIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.8 a0 Z6 ?/ B" G; x
& r! A( T' V7 S. q$ k! g0 u) e
If you cry, you're a wimp.6 `8 d5 ` M. Y( }
If you don't, you're insensitive.+ Y/ c f1 j2 f' T( R
) S" M5 A5 R: C- J9 kIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
8 M4 J# o* q6 \If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.5 H+ v: e# Y. x
) k z# u6 D: `% g; O2 }3 N
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; `/ h' T5 o6 M% g0 ~: W; A& _If she asks you, it's a favor.0 Q; J' y& o3 i6 L* J/ A5 H
5 C" t6 j' J- ?% U# K% b- D' d/ bIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.+ ?7 v! u7 r+ B. t
If you don't, you're a slob.6 Z4 {$ j/ g+ F1 D1 c
% N9 w9 D; B% k5 Z* ?; H
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.4 A% t9 J' z+ F. r4 k6 r* l% S6 j
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
; j6 f) z( d) o- R3 ^. V1 s
! V5 Y% o9 v5 X4 ]( {9 X* `% G; YIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
8 S5 t5 j4 L: a4 P {/ bIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
1 n( A2 @! x3 I1 r1 r" U
0 \6 L, B; w( E- y5 U+ m1 U# ]If she has a headache, she's tired.* r( R6 W$ g% ^ u
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-4-27 14:24
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-4-27 15:58
