Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

  A0 {% M+ g* j# r+ QIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
! v# l/ e1 p) WIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
# T! s' n  ]: I; LIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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! F6 }4 g5 ], k5 P6 ?- tIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
0 `5 N& n4 ^! b( H! _% \If she asks you, it's a favor.

# d5 T- L; w9 S7 h! c5 f' oIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
* F: J, A9 c8 `8 M2 i* iIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! E. e1 r. W1 w; DIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) S( }1 `2 j5 @$ N8 OIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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1 O# P& |& [7 {& vIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~