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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.8 Q+ s. F6 F1 y. ?7 j: e
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.' f+ n" a* ~0 V* x7 g
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
# }" m2 f7 [) YIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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0 I$ U3 V4 U( q6 E) }* ]- V* JIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
6 e, P" u/ ^( n" |8 {! ~2 ?If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
7 ]8 ^% @& z2 D! lIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.4 y& H' b4 c' z8 o1 s
2 n: |5 K: [ V: }- k7 cIf you cry, you're a wimp.% R K. a/ N: ~; Y- m
If you don't, you're insensitive." t, D9 T% r& H3 K B& l2 @
+ ?% s6 R A1 xIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.$ j8 y7 Z( W2 B, S- c! C+ I
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
: u# i. m" h& o- g" vIf she asks you, it's a favor.% X8 a. W ?. E" b! E6 B( B
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
3 k4 C5 _# a S$ U% XIf you don't, you're a slob.7 @" ~. I1 m1 k' s5 u) W/ W. w
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
: C. r5 i* q$ f/ R. a1 A0 PIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.& Z* J: h5 T! \) K S# A
" y% i, ?& O6 J V& j0 T0 ~! DIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.$ g" N& s. x) m' Q- k% ~& l
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
7 P% ~% S4 J1 ]5 A0 I# @7 K0 ^If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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