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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.2 y* Z6 p+ E! [$ ]9 }
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.0 u- T2 r8 _. @' Q' N2 p4 L; X; Z) N
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation., l8 T2 R2 l9 N# q; `
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.( z: o3 G5 P* f. L+ g% L9 D! d- `
+ {5 \9 q- b* NIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.# A' c v0 f: j" b6 y8 j
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.1 S& d8 D( ~( l3 n2 ]0 P7 x
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.! e; W) }" ~6 L) K o
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If you cry, you're a wimp.$ o {/ |% Y$ a% [4 ?+ d4 [
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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% x% M4 d- T- ~: h( E* RIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.) `9 o* G- `3 n3 Y' v! k
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
" H# H: t H! G* R9 VIf she asks you, it's a favor.9 _; ~3 T" W) l2 y% q
2 N; Z! \" x# ~2 r6 bIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: \: f5 ?& W9 z, u# dIf you don't, you're a slob.# C9 `4 o& H2 T4 M0 X
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
4 z8 O" e# i% a! {3 F. ]9 B$ \: pIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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6 M* V( O% d: j. x6 Q3 S% sIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.: h' d% j; n0 P
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.' E( Y2 {6 t# E ?$ u
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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