Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

6 F! _; t# Q9 u' _8 A0 Z$ C+ B- kIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
; C1 J/ \, _9 ?8 j8 \3 N* ^$ O  B0 tIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

( P0 Y4 m2 h* y, P; T+ `If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 U  X: M8 [+ G9 B5 c* CIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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/ Z1 r  t: h5 g8 {! r5 `2 fIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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4 u) C( H4 I' V% y9 ?/ ~/ N5 V+ i' tIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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( ~( s8 O! @8 G# m7 ]If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
2 t: x+ _, d  b' Z+ LIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
- s' i+ y5 d6 S' nIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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) E, j4 z  U6 m) ~" j& J  `If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
: U; Q& ]7 ^  T# z+ C+ ]If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~