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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
9 o' ]; `4 L% d; ?$ c$ K/ KIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
; u% `8 {5 w- i" S8 i* m: {; ^) nIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.: `- \  j! Q3 A. g8 V

! O, L3 c5 F4 K" `. RIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.  k+ ]/ {, w' T
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.  j* |5 w8 f+ o  D7 ?
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.0 P- a7 v  {$ F6 i- L% k$ {
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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; u5 m, [& N/ WIf you cry, you're a wimp.) }  r/ F2 h5 l( t. O* M
If you don't, you're insensitive.% u: @! U! r: s! \

3 l) a3 s& K4 C9 e9 E3 jIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
  Y2 S. F  ~% a" V3 [5 n0 uIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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4 I  v: J/ F" L) ^: rIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.3 a- l- f# T4 u' ]9 e+ l% {( I
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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% X# t; n, U& B7 l$ w! K% N! rIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 G9 }( R: E: GIf you don't, you're a slob.* A' {. N4 h8 ]2 X; b

! h4 _4 P3 Z# J5 i! U: A0 ^If you buy her flowers, you're after something.& r2 {; q9 o3 I  A9 z
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.3 a  N, v& @# V2 Y+ f% W9 u
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.7 A4 l) I% E$ b0 q9 a  @& }
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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6 w$ }5 ~+ R. ]1 w( Q. \If she has a headache, she's tired.
8 x2 b* `8 o# cIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
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feeling sorry for the guys~
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