Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

# K, [1 K" |7 N2 k& t/ ]7 }" `1 mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
4 z" U' D8 H/ H9 x/ ]If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

* F+ C6 L; \% s. g( S) n- N9 YIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
5 L+ u. {+ j% a8 _: C, [! u4 T" CIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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  ?5 ]# a" M5 x  NIf you cry, you're a wimp.
5 e* f1 j! L  p* P0 B; r8 Q; mIf you don't, you're insensitive.

# x# Z- K6 w- [( D& nIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

/ }, R5 e) e: `# oIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 d/ [- z8 q# UIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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' h% J5 V! d, V6 nIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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. A- O; s% [( ?) |) VIf she has a headache, she's tired.
2 h8 y: X$ I" y# ~9 W6 B4 JIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~