Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
' B* W2 t7 @$ p% w1 @If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
. e) h* q4 v* _! l7 x8 \# SIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
: [+ i7 B/ o: g% o) aIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

9 r1 M4 O3 U4 a. m. ^If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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( o# S6 E/ N" @  ?If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

: C8 I: s& [8 b* @: y; s6 BIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
, Q; S! @. h! V/ O8 G+ N3 Y" r5 h4 kIf you don't, you're a slob.

1 x6 o7 W0 z1 m) j( D; yIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, h# q/ V: M2 n8 m3 y9 \6 s* RIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
4 s) l2 H- j% |& ]" x3 UIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
0 E/ @+ E) c; l% ]& q1 ?If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~