Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
1 b2 r' t( |6 `2 D4 D/ a* y; K$ RIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
# O; Y* B* b$ M3 fIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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* t9 l/ W% ~9 z0 i' V, UIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

" w( E4 k" q$ VIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ w- }4 x- w& H# G  h% T# xIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
$ c8 @( k. l8 X- q( d1 I! ~; dIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
" P( R. d* m. u3 C- G. }7 }If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

$ m  i1 O, e4 I+ {If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) K% O8 ?. D/ |& z) nIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
# w4 \6 b" T$ g# n# ?1 e3 UIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
; J* p% K2 Z( q2 Ifeeling sorry for the guys~