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1 B* S7 a* F8 [* jIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.9 Z2 O! H$ w( R& F" V' J
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.; \- k. U1 b8 C& h0 \
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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. v& p. v7 X9 a# tIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ v; e1 l2 h4 iIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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1 K: b# G* I7 zIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 |5 j" \" v1 ~# IIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.( j) @% z& w7 n1 e
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If you cry, you're a wimp.- h. l( f) G; y8 A6 P1 }+ j
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
. \4 `. N$ ~2 V" ^- mIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.; ~$ B# y2 \5 Y" ]$ N z6 W$ h' B d
, @5 T- ]: F4 f; B+ W3 _9 a& X2 mIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.% L# x Z3 `- i
If she asks you, it's a favor.7 i! m$ d2 Q5 Y4 j* |. n# y9 I; j) e
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
& ^& f* u7 ^4 ?! ^0 t! M% w7 O* HIf you don't, you're a slob.% \) q* H( M' g* T( a' M: C" x
' [- U) d0 _: d6 GIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
% Y7 U0 C1 D, Z) XIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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N/ U0 E' X/ j* t9 l, cIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
6 E( `& i6 q; O3 Q4 hIf you're not, you're not ambitious.( q& ?4 Z) G5 w7 P
5 A7 H0 q9 d% G8 wIf she has a headache, she's tired.
3 K; a& W9 P/ i$ qIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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