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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.; Z; B: i& L: [  y7 |: z0 T  @/ l' D+ Z
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.% [6 ^8 a, y& M+ e7 m

' ?) x: s4 N+ x  J) ]. b2 hIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 F% {: h1 J0 k5 W6 z4 sIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better., W8 d% `) _; F2 O1 ]" ^! Z
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.- E  _9 T: c4 g
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.) k8 g- i3 ]% `3 Z3 c
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.1 y9 V- g7 [- a) o
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
" H1 u. [' l* s# [If you don't, you're insensitive.
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. M. Z7 x/ Y, c1 oIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard./ k  R; n  C5 f- t0 X% n6 l
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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) m: e4 C! F9 @( FIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.; [9 W& ~6 K5 I
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.  s  U% F0 H6 E2 U7 \
If you don't, you're a slob.& p7 X/ s7 X) t: S; y* H& u

8 w7 v' X6 T9 _  \' M7 nIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
) v+ T) R' ?" v7 d9 P1 A- R$ bIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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5 Y* b" e" k( o7 m5 r7 @3 M" kIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
' i3 l' e7 a3 B0 MIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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6 N2 A8 ~9 o2 @& r; ?, dIf she has a headache, she's tired.
5 b, B+ B7 }0 t5 f5 O2 o: IIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
, D* @2 A8 I6 S" N3 r& G3 ^feeling sorry for the guys~
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