Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
! K6 t( M4 W  ZIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

  Q+ p3 V) t0 K$ {If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
0 \9 W) N; J5 _0 nIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
: n7 n* v9 ]( y! |# v3 F2 {If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
4 @& k, i& q1 v+ x8 w3 \If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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8 K/ q0 d/ v8 Z0 f- |2 O3 uIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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6 d8 f) R$ z- `If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
- X6 ~: a( E0 t" V# M( EIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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" o; M4 b- f& G: mIf she has a headache, she's tired.
7 j" d1 b' l. S% M; m) ?8 CIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
4 Q9 U3 i( u+ @; l6 Sfeeling sorry for the guys~