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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.- O. b& u7 v- v3 k( D) i
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.1 p5 b. r, w' r; o  {& Q$ j8 K
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.9 u! j3 _4 P- S3 e1 q# S* s
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better., K7 j5 J1 D! T: {- \# |( C% S5 m/ C9 u3 a

/ ~7 n. d, }- m8 |If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) M8 q& L0 [' H' ~" S, }If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 I. f' W6 _0 h. Z* zIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.7 R; M, r+ R5 x. C& R) m
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
; a" E" c# s8 ]( F1 _6 a$ AIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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: G* U% e0 Q; k7 v! s% T$ NIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.8 B4 Y  r- ^: J8 I; m- X! v
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.% E! Z1 z! t9 m; m8 m

* \  _  k. V4 T* l* {% DIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.+ g. J+ Q# f9 C( K- S: y$ V4 m
If she asks you, it's a favor.- I3 E: \& [% F7 C0 X" |! f
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.5 R5 Y) |) B' k$ m5 H
If you don't, you're a slob.
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' A; _# V- j3 }, cIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
$ U4 j( F, v) o  q" I7 X0 X+ KIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.& f$ i0 A' B7 w5 }( ?& a4 T% e
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
  D/ j* N# ]" v! Q) }) _If you're not, you're not ambitious.$ E/ g, X" S  y4 A3 m# O$ Q' ^
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
: g8 G7 u3 J( J  p4 ?If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
5 y( j" ]* d* X9 k+ C' S( Ufeeling sorry for the guys~
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