Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

  h% ?1 w6 K) p+ M* r" \If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
. g( ]& T' m4 A' MIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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2 q1 \, g9 s; aIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

, |( Q5 T1 R$ h9 B# iIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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! t" _0 {9 r6 u& Q* }9 i# CIf you cry, you're a wimp.
& _9 d; k  J' U% J( x8 @$ H' HIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
) q; h, d1 q7 vIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
4 h2 z8 ^/ A, J. g! U9 H& oIf she asks you, it's a favor.

7 {( u5 D/ E6 CIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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8 N. X  R! ^# F0 w+ T8 \If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 }% E, Y" ~9 _% u0 `3 d4 kIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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% ~, k, u& p3 j% J$ KIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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7 l# d9 J3 e0 s6 |* _/ o% k7 mIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~