Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& {: R+ u! g" b% a: d; o- BIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

1 H4 |6 H( r% q) _If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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' E% V2 X2 o( j6 w* ~. @If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
$ J+ n8 v& Y, x5 g# uIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

  m0 w. J& J0 q$ v9 a4 dIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
) _3 n! h! q4 N9 q$ lIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ i% z, r3 B5 ^4 f& pIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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1 i( c/ Z. s5 A, [4 _If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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2 n/ N5 r: Y# P! ~If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
; e7 W8 P) {' U& `" Z' e$ QIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

, I* b! O- R8 [0 [, f* L4 B9 GIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~