Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
2 G3 I+ Z' H7 ]" S. s1 vIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

! ]6 D3 V; B( I1 x, A: ]If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
% S2 T! G" ]0 V* Y1 SIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
3 S6 ?+ B1 k9 I9 N& r" r; R& ?If you don't, you're insensitive.
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" X1 x9 l0 D9 @* E* eIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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% O7 f1 T* `4 Y: \' R% p5 ~If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

" b- n/ e+ R# `7 Q; o: hIf she has a headache, she's tired.
) p9 l6 _, T" PIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
3 f0 o( x! {' O# s/ x2 rfeeling sorry for the guys~