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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.& K9 d. i/ B' b' v. ]
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.! g' S' V& }4 b" s6 `( T& \8 t
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.4 ]$ n* o  X# j3 M" x8 J; r
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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  U/ N# Z9 r; q' L0 N. \( q) M/ DIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
; n9 ]1 v2 K, [' r8 CIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.& e! K/ V5 e8 D% o9 T
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.- `- r' v8 P/ v) W+ U! Z

( `4 f1 a% t$ b0 U" t0 f6 o2 l: ^If you cry, you're a wimp.
6 f, t9 J: ?  W; ?2 gIf you don't, you're insensitive.( e+ Z* Q2 I0 m, V
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.% C5 b: G4 a% \; ^# C
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman." I) ^( f- p8 x& H: i  T

- i" _  T7 T  X) f; ~- LIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.; h. N7 R) o/ L% Q; W1 X& Q
If she asks you, it's a favor.# m# G3 Q* }) V' P6 j/ o8 `

6 @& |6 ?& |0 w. YIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.0 Z3 |2 J4 i5 n9 V9 P  l
If you don't, you're a slob.
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5 r% n$ {( ^( ^) M( [6 MIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
) b' i! o2 a# `& A( \If you don't, you're not thoughtful.2 ?, f! r* q4 F7 u7 q' N( ^" v1 I  v

- |# ~, ~: [" IIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
2 u. ~* A  o: ]2 ?If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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( p, K: r, O6 P3 N  wIf she has a headache, she's tired.$ Z8 G: z; f3 V/ d/ h. A( g$ ]* a
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
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