Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
" `& `$ \: i+ Y: B. L/ ?- DIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 K) z1 H. }. @* V% q) VIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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4 ?# G! B- n( J3 K: }$ @3 fIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
. S% X1 b7 `% a  }9 OIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
6 I3 y* y- U7 m! e! r' D# ^If she asks you, it's a favor.

: K- I# I4 Y" z+ H* @" hIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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1 `4 D  K8 ^( c! V/ d* W4 |If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, T* x1 O) R1 {4 _( wIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
2 U& V# f% V3 y( IIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
* _7 L$ f: e$ }# A5 ?. a" j  N3 h( D+ uIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
; S# |3 x1 c$ J' Z0 H: ~feeling sorry for the guys~