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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her., Z8 l; t! E" C
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.# g. q u" |3 d }3 S, u, K
j2 H$ m V7 K) X Z: bIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.# b1 I& _: U/ _9 h8 t
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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% d+ |* o5 ?5 Z! B/ j4 j2 A$ EIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.8 v6 Y* x) M- L5 I( E9 p
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.( t( L6 y! O7 V+ \
, J3 K6 x: F' ]8 _If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
# Y( @( _- ^1 W( x3 P. \) c% tIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.4 p! Q: m* D6 M5 X' q
9 n6 t ]: s! x1 sIf you cry, you're a wimp.$ _% a! X7 ?0 y% o) I# a
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard." C" ?0 k7 ~ i0 G
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.6 l7 ]$ O' b8 f! e+ C
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; O4 H3 O& h, ]% K1 J' _If she asks you, it's a favor.! c2 |( z+ A: r
( w6 j5 Z1 G' m% vIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.# c. d: n1 L* c& {4 a9 w. L
If you don't, you're a slob.
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0 ^6 n0 _/ Q: a' t, d% {. |" \If you buy her flowers, you're after something.; P4 V% z3 f1 r$ ~% w5 \7 ?9 b
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.& L, _$ U) S) T# i1 @6 u
8 t" T: n) o2 U" qIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.6 D+ |0 k4 }6 k2 t4 L7 h* @* |
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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; w$ {+ E% u; N! ZIf she has a headache, she's tired.; U- E: D: X7 _3 e1 M0 g
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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