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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.) E; [& x& _4 Y2 ?7 G* ?9 U" U
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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9 p7 h4 x% n* Z9 S+ GIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
5 U) K% [. K0 x1 {If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.1 d, f9 J; ?( G; j, H6 X8 W
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.- U3 e& M7 c& z8 Q0 u
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.! V2 E: Q0 i- F& _9 o, c
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.! k9 Z6 I& g2 r/ Q I6 D* J: E- _
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If you cry, you're a wimp.) @. s" L/ t2 E2 V
If you don't, you're insensitive.$ ^/ a1 q; c/ _/ s) K4 E2 @
/ {7 F& [0 {6 f" S. OIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.5 T3 t j- F3 i, q) A {
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman." f5 {5 E' x9 W" j
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( ~/ g) J! j2 D, W) NIf she asks you, it's a favor.2 O( G) L9 a' G- w3 X
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
8 T7 B$ Q7 y# z& D% YIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 {" u! f& _7 ~+ d9 T f5 C. b9 kIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
( T$ K+ n+ P8 }( Q% z5 W9 OIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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