Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
: H+ R6 _+ D% o6 r6 g1 F* c" Z  P4 CIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
. @& \6 L* {8 m3 e5 ]) s- g+ eIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

3 L6 X# j7 [7 S* n0 `If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 S8 l# d9 \" }9 N2 WIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

- B! J3 w6 S6 Y: PIf you cry, you're a wimp.
! @- ~+ k. b+ W: O1 F+ t) FIf you don't, you're insensitive.

2 J) i# J  g1 J3 P# Z/ r% pIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
- ~& }1 j+ N7 R/ Y& UIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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* b* U9 g, b0 U6 E& UIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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# L. l5 m9 u% |( xIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* \, c8 b* q9 k+ x# Y* w5 c* Q, ]If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
5 T4 G) M* }0 P; m1 s" E) E
" U" w* J, c$ {, e! RIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

) M. _& _) A7 U8 @, nIf she has a headache, she's tired.
1 U7 p  Q5 r: J: kIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
* T" G' K; M$ V+ y0 f3 lfeeling sorry for the guys~