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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
+ K8 O& z+ h* [ Y0 [6 }If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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, R# e9 B" H# g1 R, mIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. u; f4 I( @8 ?+ p' u
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.: m4 \# J% T6 o( F
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
# d6 p8 r% r8 e3 X, ` ZIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.4 j5 x: H0 q; M! |) a
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. h0 e. G; k7 K! o! I: b
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.) z% U' S, T+ J8 X& o
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If you cry, you're a wimp.+ n) w$ q" k- `& T' t0 i- f, F. L
If you don't, you're insensitive.* V+ m& V* z+ n: `; [
W6 {( g6 y2 t+ d! A: A! _If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
' y9 U/ n4 P8 r- m$ lIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.& c: I% p. O, h. X& C) h
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
+ ?* B x+ \- G9 k' R9 ]5 v AIf she asks you, it's a favor./ ?6 q1 d7 `* J% X( w$ q, V9 `* ?
1 g* W( P- i: xIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# Y( r/ d* U+ r# RIf you don't, you're a slob.- K* c5 r+ U8 C* Z. Z2 J
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.7 W# r0 S7 ~. @1 J" R- v; g
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
/ h! w, `( _& \' q8 o2 ^If you're not, you're not ambitious./ Z- X2 R( }1 x. m, r3 {. Y. w
2 c, y$ F$ s" c) Z( ^ b! HIf she has a headache, she's tired. z! d1 V+ ~1 [0 Y
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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