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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
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1 o# _" \) }& `, b& l1 E9 Z, zIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.% R' o. K9 Y7 O6 T* G& k. h8 l! D
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- Z( @6 b" _. H; E8 u# DIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.* t+ ^/ H+ L/ R% e
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.5 _! X* }$ K5 K) f1 p- f, t0 k. ^ |9 J
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
$ U, K( N2 l0 n% [If you don't, you're insensitive.2 f+ Y0 j6 T0 |- ?7 V3 W4 B/ ^
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
& a/ o: d& Q# D& fIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman./ E K1 J k9 n% y) K T! ]
( Q8 M% N% R+ f1 c/ DIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.3 V- ^, w ]- f. S: M" l
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
& I# C8 b" T. [& rIf you don't, you're a slob.; ]4 T: k1 r1 V/ W a" S3 p1 A7 {, L$ a( P
# \( Y! x1 Z/ A- S- W3 i* `. s# \0 j0 _If you buy her flowers, you're after something.( @* z O( D! y3 r3 @' S
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.# J& Y+ n- @5 n% p7 _4 a% p s
7 G2 ?4 e; [3 u6 ^& t8 }8 \% MIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
4 Z% V# V3 P3 s. p1 HIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.( q J- M" K. e) [4 e6 y7 x) v
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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