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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.: l1 Z( ^- c" J% F% I
4 U$ S# K$ o% B* FIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
- C; d* Q( Z; t8 g0 [: u. r9 KIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.6 Q9 M0 x$ i3 ?( o0 B1 r3 C
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
2 b- A% u& k* K3 `3 g* R5 u2 q6 FIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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. N& G4 T! L" U8 t* y7 i: pIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
+ g) F6 H1 Y. h! }. Q) H- B4 QIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.) k! w2 E& b2 H* Z% H8 O
, U X4 a, a$ R+ r- E3 |* TIf you cry, you're a wimp.: e/ q% l. h( ?
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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9 B+ W' t {" k; UIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.% Q+ p: _ G x. u
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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* C1 E7 Q: h* _# q0 _% qIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
4 ]( |* q% L& q* mIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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' s6 ]6 d( G( [$ XIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.& T3 z- P2 w* d5 ?7 F
If you don't, you're a slob." w- ?& G7 d" a' T, ]
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 m2 c8 q k' U& g# vIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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' d1 b. s/ i( N+ D# LIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.- X1 J! k$ ~; ]- X- w9 T9 G6 U( e) w
If you're not, you're not ambitious.9 w4 u0 y0 n( C$ e/ H
" f' b% E, q; `If she has a headache, she's tired.
8 @: ]: \( @5 k0 L1 gIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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