Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
' _8 |$ h5 q5 x8 s; E# {- nIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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5 ?$ U2 |* c' j+ B* K/ \5 G4 u. BIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
- N+ j! J5 A. x  KIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

  T/ _0 `2 e, s  w9 k8 ZIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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, i' s9 t" v( V( ~If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

+ v5 @# J5 D) K0 m; W- ~If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
! n" A, C5 l/ h& _$ `$ ]/ j% `If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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9 ?; Z0 j; L* w  z/ }If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
4 {6 r: J) |3 T. d5 Pfeeling sorry for the guys~