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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.* ?- I6 E" T: D% R" Z/ i+ Z
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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8 d8 u Q8 v7 z6 b, c1 OIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation., j8 d0 ]& j3 ?5 r7 R1 K
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.! J+ k% f( Z6 K+ X0 p @
# ?# `: s; E# m s: M# P2 d- `; EIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.9 |; @& B* I3 W( p$ f
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.+ w, i. j7 _( g* f% ~ A$ B) q
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.1 x9 [, I( @* X' x2 \: x% A
5 s C! K; j& R: {$ WIf you cry, you're a wimp.
9 y% C5 {% |6 y; u9 QIf you don't, you're insensitive.0 B% W! i: Y5 ]5 Q8 f q
: }( v0 g; H2 WIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 v, j/ i- Q' ]" A" T$ T! S& lIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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: D3 X2 b6 x; s$ j2 QIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.4 ^. H7 ]) H% u# b" c5 Y5 d! F. S% e
If she asks you, it's a favor.% A' m9 ]/ f9 ^( x9 _# z
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.5 J5 j4 R2 q5 \
If you don't, you're a slob.
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2 w V( u" G& w7 i0 |; k1 WIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.' z7 K, N' `2 y( t H3 ^
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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( f1 Z, C' q# @4 HIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.2 q& B) t2 h* r" o9 m
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
& [$ b% v5 s# r( B6 F/ o) ]% c2 v! UIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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