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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.* `1 S2 q5 B U8 a+ Q; I
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.% F. s4 j, Y2 L8 B1 Y K% s" H6 Y, z
4 Q. j" L9 A0 d! dIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
& C/ Q% ^1 u, E/ a' @# H8 x6 \" D1 HIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.- I- r4 H T' I; h ~7 j0 l
/ p2 I4 T/ f4 s9 I' b! dIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.3 E4 P- f# N+ L$ |0 O! w
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.2 Z/ N6 i% @- A
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.! Z0 r1 u; v1 q" T
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If you cry, you're a wimp.; P+ g8 O$ ~# C( \, u4 y8 X! U6 r
If you don't, you're insensitive.2 a9 ?' h9 ^2 n/ A) D
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
) a$ U3 x! z4 w/ g. n6 r. g n+ FIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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8 D( j3 r' b: YIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.9 E. m9 o: g: G* r1 q. F. G2 e
If she asks you, it's a favor.) t) ~ R1 ~" ]1 A% c- M
. X5 g0 E* ]. `9 a6 l1 DIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.% r+ V# y" S: Y3 B% O
If you don't, you're a slob.( x: t* U a8 N I
: W0 g3 V- u. |$ @7 CIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
" F2 B! `$ z/ z: lIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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2 l! c: O& ~2 L' M' h8 M: _8 xIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.: x- ~6 V% A* ^4 w) @
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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% ^* B9 v( H6 \& @, z% w' o; SIf she has a headache, she's tired.
3 [& ]& M7 p/ H! XIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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