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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.5 X- }! ?+ p( Q$ C2 J1 u
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better." u" C$ J! \2 X/ ~
+ j4 W8 D+ m; z. u, r" v2 eIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.3 z/ M u' N2 u3 S) ^! \& c/ b
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.- ?3 R7 ?; D$ J& i" p
; S7 u7 b. B, R: s, u) H) jIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.* J M) b2 P$ w/ ?' D6 ^7 k8 t
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.8 _6 q$ m5 h1 ~! j
7 n9 Z" `/ x9 I1 hIf you cry, you're a wimp.
2 d6 b6 }3 g3 W# Y! vIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. A. u( a8 o3 E" T, T# ]5 J& N
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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. L% ]' [2 c' d& VIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.9 ~) T: f- d/ f1 Z. i. x8 |8 u
If she asks you, it's a favor.8 M6 @+ f! |2 d, N2 d
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
3 ^7 `( \* e! W2 {6 P& f3 W; kIf you don't, you're a slob.9 b2 h. ^; i4 @- ~' U
; a; ]/ h$ Z; k- Q9 CIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.4 W9 c" w3 c! y9 O- H$ g( V4 B
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.3 h& `8 Q: r4 C) y9 v' y, u
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.% x- g. U+ }' g) D2 J
If you're not, you're not ambitious.% `- H- P, f9 \
/ t" z+ y1 j; J" VIf she has a headache, she's tired.( w5 {, A# P4 D: H( u9 b- Q4 t
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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