Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
% O# z' w1 Q, T  p, DIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

$ Z, ^& g# w% `If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

8 h2 l& n& s# }If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
+ ]8 D$ c# V& R. O0 lIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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3 \+ P, k# U9 Z; p5 I7 A" i2 DIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
3 t6 s) y; L) t; QIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
- k# X& d. S% L3 Z5 v2 sIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

' f- |- m9 D1 k$ [' tIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
' T0 R4 u. J; v; HIf you don't, you're a slob.
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- ~) [" v& l5 ?% {9 ^If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
/ ]8 t7 o' E# M; J. s: zfeeling sorry for the guys~