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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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5 g- c3 g) Q# JIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.7 J% K# Y* Z4 K" ~+ f- J
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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/ E/ _) j- l) jIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
* f! ?7 n% i6 |7 w" bIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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" ^& V3 j- k. q" TIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 y ^+ T1 d" ~% B6 [6 ]4 F5 p/ iIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference./ g9 d& v% o) Q! h6 q% T7 B
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
9 y2 v( X- v* \, FIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.- [3 L, |4 G$ U
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.6 v: N. ?' \0 r- U$ }- ~
6 e7 W; @: J/ o RIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.0 D, ?! b0 Q N% v) v
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.+ H3 k. O0 d5 b" y4 ^- K
If you don't, you're a slob.
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7 {3 I" p! h0 X# b0 l% qIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
4 v$ z/ B; T3 |# V" X' ~2 M' SIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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6 z1 c$ S) F1 }- X- t/ p0 x7 n) O! FIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
0 H, b5 B( i2 r. z% x% [2 oIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired. J9 t; ]6 ^7 P( p. s
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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