Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

  j2 H$ m  V7 K) X  Z: bIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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% d+ |* o5 ?5 Z! B/ j4 j2 A$ EIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

, J3 K6 x: F' ]8 _If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
# Y( @( _- ^1 W( x3 P. \) c% tIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

9 n6 t  ]: s! x1 sIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; O4 H3 O& h, ]% K1 J' _If she asks you, it's a favor.

( w6 j5 Z1 G' m% vIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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0 ^6 n0 _/ Q: a' t, d% {. |" \If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

8 t" T: n) o2 U" qIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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; w$ {+ E% u; N! ZIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
; i0 y- _% A7 \) G% y3 i2 f3 ofeeling sorry for the guys~