Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
: Y) e1 g7 q2 T. N% DIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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) B3 {" @6 K6 zIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

+ c5 Z7 r# S4 G# q" mIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
/ T! r( \) E$ `If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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. U* ?8 P" t* \  _7 q2 cIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
, {3 M# T' O  e  X; eIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
4 @+ ~% I0 D4 @! LIf you don't, you're insensitive.

3 W/ }& S9 z* U, J( X% ZIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

5 _. L# m/ y# v. T9 ]If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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% T$ n9 J  c" H  G1 y' j) Q& o8 WIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
. s+ g: b: ~& f0 Y. ~If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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+ Y% k. F' s! l. N' tIf she has a headache, she's tired.
+ E, r* v9 R# W* [& j1 B8 }If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
* h8 O) |/ [/ U3 T. ?, z8 ~feeling sorry for the guys~