Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
; P. b+ }( f; V, D% ]1 UIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

, q% i1 g3 G2 D4 _  P3 x6 PIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

# ]2 y$ [. q) X2 {: L% O+ V2 vIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
- K) Q- S7 G8 Z" _' G/ J3 A8 w% }If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
9 d  U! S0 b' o; _If you don't, you're a slob.

$ ^% x6 T: K( y9 f  _If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 I; U7 i; S& a& Y6 f( E1 PIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
9 h8 r; O3 Z* n; y! lfeeling sorry for the guys~