Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& h  p) R" m+ W4 J6 E4 XIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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! h9 ~7 q9 ?- S/ o: m3 VIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
# |8 E3 N, C. j" V- {5 \If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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7 J* e! l* I% x( g3 {# R+ v8 X+ gIf you cry, you're a wimp.
. i# L  E9 D3 e8 @! }2 lIf you don't, you're insensitive.

4 u2 ^% N8 T0 ]. B$ JIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
2 r' X3 [# G4 R! AIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
4 _! ~7 C% @8 B  H8 b  QIf you don't, you're a slob.
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3 C1 D' J+ U3 S, h! y7 ]If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; l0 x- H: t2 _( J2 LIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
. P: e; `4 f! X  f. B" c7 BIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

+ y7 C; ]% d) f; c/ mIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~