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, |1 P7 E% v9 dIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.$ g7 V4 y' U: r4 a% m/ ]
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.3 W# k$ l& e( h+ ]6 E8 `( B
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.( V4 V% M2 V' S) J5 _
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.. m# {8 |1 S' }. H3 `5 G
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.& G6 p" L& t6 v# u
1 Q8 B# k7 W" Q% X, ?. D; gIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
L1 b2 W+ i! `$ wIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp. m O2 T5 ~9 Q9 i# K# j7 I
If you don't, you're insensitive.! d6 u& L) ]1 P: I
0 a! y$ p. p! @If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
: |. t P( t0 X# ^If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.! {/ z& Y" o+ }$ p
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.6 ]& W4 g% ^$ b
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.# E* ^2 q8 h% M1 x5 }( Z5 P
If you don't, you're a slob." u0 f I q3 ] e" e
' l3 h4 k5 Z) l# i# ?* yIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.& I' n" q0 v, m
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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9 P4 j/ ]- l. M8 cIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.2 v) d5 V, m8 P" o5 ]3 v
If you're not, you're not ambitious.# L5 [. I' _$ [5 e# Q W) e
6 A4 n3 ?2 R. j0 ?* R- V8 b) YIf she has a headache, she's tired.& q' A& ?# U- n) G; v
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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