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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.) ^7 d- R9 y) |( A
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.4 L- X/ S: h" x5 M2 j
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
! @% ?( x1 i9 A8 a6 F$ ^If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.4 R  ^0 Z, J' U& {. {3 E

! V7 Z4 U( W1 D1 HIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism." c- e  `" J5 f; E, c
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.) Q, H* X6 K* I" T; }3 X0 F2 T
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.2 F2 i3 h$ d! n1 I& M' ?
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If you cry, you're a wimp.  _5 e5 v& h7 S  A, l) M% c
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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( h  l9 \5 @  E" wIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
2 Z, B6 s7 N* b" t% ~- ]. y* dIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
% z3 e8 |( Z, yIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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% B4 i: l& R* {' C/ SIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
5 O$ C" N0 y0 E. \  h# EIf you don't, you're a slob.( v2 o+ n3 q  H/ j5 P' {
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.4 n' A$ K' d- e1 _+ _
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.9 q. O7 J- C# B/ s6 A

8 G( W- L" B# hIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.  O+ i% Y; j. h6 N# I8 A8 ^0 F
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.0 j9 t- r# l) M  y
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
1 Y' Y7 M, s8 z8 U2 b: Jfeeling sorry for the guys~
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