Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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; P$ U1 O' e; u+ I8 iIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
( w2 L/ p4 l) n% _4 l5 {If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
2 c/ G1 }1 w  _/ _; B, a4 ]5 F2 ]0 lIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
2 @6 t. |$ L8 z1 A0 gIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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0 f4 H+ [& j0 u5 J# S; ~If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
# r( i- e. z# X8 {* F/ GIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
1 {! ?+ s7 o8 u0 T4 Y* N( TIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
$ h3 o3 ?" f7 {3 G: vIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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+ s* x! |/ i5 P/ r6 Q/ vIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
5 b. l) E. c  pIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~