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( c6 M' c, D7 s. G* }$ IIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.' D9 X6 }# B( P/ Q) Q
5 l/ A. v! R) ^3 S3 PIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
( ~( `/ I2 X- w0 Y; nIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.: V2 G' p9 O* S e
/ E# ^4 d+ o7 n% P4 O4 p& t5 a1 HIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.4 ?: j: k2 K* I( [' w+ D
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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* v! Y- {1 t9 U* e N: |9 eIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
4 d1 x8 s( u7 D; r" L# p3 B! GIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.6 z$ i2 u4 ]* z. P; f$ I- R" N' }
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If you cry, you're a wimp.# k5 z P9 K3 H
If you don't, you're insensitive./ q. g1 N- c! d+ N8 `
1 x) `) V- H6 S& s0 aIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.5 N r5 h. f! W7 f8 u9 @ U
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman." t$ r/ n4 k8 r @
. U3 }/ s9 o8 aIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
7 v7 [1 I* L$ y5 f+ ~& Y( ~If she asks you, it's a favor.
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& B# J4 w4 T( K* {If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
$ s, P9 K, |0 ^6 ~If you don't, you're a slob.
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5 e0 m0 r, C8 A: MIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
; {0 Z* b% ~9 r0 _6 LIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.7 ~% B9 v. f% P
3 Y" q& K, Z" t: CIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
5 L: \/ c7 P2 b4 }% f# RIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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) k8 o+ s: U' P: IIf she has a headache, she's tired.8 O/ `* b% `9 y; _+ b5 l) g! H5 p
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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