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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
: V2 n* n) \ V4 [7 ~. `If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.% z" ]2 i2 {$ N: G4 ?( Y
& P3 Z; } `2 lIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
' z7 h* j1 i; X+ n# r4 q# Y0 FIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.6 `$ C$ n D3 u4 s% e9 p
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism." ]' Z8 A2 a0 l6 J9 P5 U0 E
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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0 u0 j- b- B" q1 P3 aIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
6 w A3 H0 R9 ]. q, zIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.( x1 d8 s% H3 u3 Z
1 P5 `6 v; S) e% e4 F9 @If you cry, you're a wimp.. M3 H0 W% J$ R2 W: H
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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6 q) p. D' a, f; tIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
- @6 z7 H% d9 gIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.& D: s; Q; N& ^9 e% \, Y
. m! v7 }7 b. Q, O0 q2 g N" L: jIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
! M: y. U; R/ h/ V4 F6 k$ ^, JIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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( V6 P k0 v Y- x2 v# I3 wIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
) f! D ]- V+ N* q4 LIf you don't, you're a slob.+ C2 Y1 } i" [/ M& |; R0 `
: n3 ?, \( j) x8 Y& A4 `If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
, E1 T' |! I* U9 ?" |9 NIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.0 V0 i0 `4 D+ O1 R* o8 _
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
2 j1 @- S( g1 a( h0 J5 YIf you're not, you're not ambitious.% {3 l5 Z; v- B+ d! D
# B7 w3 D" |# D' l3 e3 wIf she has a headache, she's tired.9 d8 K8 T: N, A k. ~$ \
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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