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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
" a: {0 p" _& ^2 xIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
# V' H- l( z' I1 C- lIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.* O1 v9 Q( E' p) y& x
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
! a: t' X# b0 w& E7 fIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 @4 E% V6 X1 T+ f. j, PIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
$ b8 x. e/ E/ z: u& _If you don't, you're insensitive.8 d, s  O( P* U% z7 [! R9 S

' S; y* D$ l! i( i7 A# C2 GIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 a- \2 i" \) S5 n, X, D! pIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.$ r, L# f4 s: D: ?, z) p" L& f, B2 h
If she asks you, it's a favor.* S6 f: h. v& ~, l$ T

2 E" j5 `2 B% Q. c, F2 eIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain." f1 v2 S/ X: R( T: @  l2 m( r
If you don't, you're a slob.* T3 k5 s0 x; p6 S8 a

4 \2 b0 _5 B/ Z  u3 mIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 }) t2 T. ~8 _7 u& X+ }- ]If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
& K( D, v5 {5 _# PIf you're not, you're not ambitious.2 t8 A& M1 [" Y9 F0 M7 I1 |

6 k: A; S* C" A3 c" wIf she has a headache, she's tired.
. [- y: H8 w% j# f; S/ I" gIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~
( z7 q  O9 j  l. h) \; ^feeling sorry for the guys~
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