Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
* V# ^. O; `3 d5 n' @If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

5 N8 M  M  c) y" M+ C( l( UIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
: n' s- e. `3 M4 D- G5 M7 j# }# e/ PIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
( r. K5 O2 V" IIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

& k% }. J- Q2 @) KIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ D( s3 }4 D7 P# y: J9 I! @If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( S* k- `. T* jIf you don't, you're a slob.

* ]2 U7 W1 @+ [. HIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
5 u1 @3 ^6 I& E; C9 y. _( jIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
5 L5 d: v1 U$ z9 R% `* V0 X+ H9 Ufeeling sorry for the guys~