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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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8 \* j3 E* y1 ]0 s. v( _# rIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
# A2 I' K# E. u7 O NIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.( H+ O4 n& B4 l' o+ u
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.! u8 x6 R. W/ l3 @) t. u3 |3 T2 V
* @. ?) K2 H/ A, ?If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
& e `+ U5 c! _ @! @. oIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.7 Y. C* k2 T- @0 |! D, |1 o1 g9 J: O
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
$ h6 k2 L2 m: n2 {If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.' z1 e& ` q, }& G& J" S
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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0 e) I# p M8 _# n- ]/ l5 I7 c( B2 TIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
- |' U2 t0 {6 ~4 n6 xIf she asks you, it's a favor.$ `$ o& g% T2 N4 A) f$ k0 ]
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain./ ]2 A* S- a, |! U0 c) I; f2 L
If you don't, you're a slob.
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1 z, B" Y0 ^+ y8 D# A" Z$ MIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 X1 g; N$ Y% P& M1 EIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.8 \4 k8 x) U( ~. j- ^4 o. z' E% H
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist." d) x& {/ g! ~# a
If you're not, you're not ambitious.4 @1 f I& n! k
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If she has a headache, she's tired. U, I% g7 \ Y8 S' }- q6 L6 A
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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