Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
$ K2 n$ p; ]  d. Q6 c8 T9 I: pIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
+ Z; q0 Y- q- i/ g  rIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
0 w% W) M5 N  |1 [) fIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

' }" A: r# c8 d' SIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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( q$ E( G! G+ f+ v% X; A% IIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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5 c" o7 x- z% A7 b) ?0 N7 BIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
2 }' a8 ]1 Q0 h$ R9 w; Y4 |; [If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
/ b* w  {5 s: O; K1 c5 x) p) NIf you don't, you're a slob.
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; }8 a+ q, J1 u- ZIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
4 A& B  L8 v6 y% F% vIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
5 v+ K7 f+ R8 hIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
/ k+ h% z/ k6 v# p& T+ d1 ufeeling sorry for the guys~