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+ [& X" \2 e& V/ r: rIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.! u% `. L( W2 W
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.( ^" A4 w# | U. I: H; P
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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3 n+ Y7 C8 q; S% v# u$ dIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
, Y7 p2 D+ w. p" m# GIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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$ l( B6 Z3 U6 k ~If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.- }2 \, ]4 r, `3 m* g, r- I% j
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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/ I/ q+ p% a4 K: }( eIf you cry, you're a wimp.
8 Q y% D8 ]; `, D5 D5 \If you don't, you're insensitive.* ]# @% }2 X; ~
9 q& o5 c( g C" [: _0 g8 w9 v9 UIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
$ b2 E) S" U7 W5 L9 ~If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.% z/ W" M, O7 q
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
) ?$ n; B+ `( ?' p6 A5 fIf she asks you, it's a favor.$ C- C: D$ w& t: \
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
2 B: b( A) b/ C& m) IIf you don't, you're a slob.& R$ ?. g1 r$ O5 R) k2 }
- g9 c2 D& x, vIf you buy her flowers, you're after something./ k+ B' P. s0 `; c: p9 j( G
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.' x5 ~: K" d6 f) t
' o/ v, r2 G0 Y1 Y* q0 o( JIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.' P5 u6 ?+ ]# y p; u- F4 z
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.' T" W8 v9 e" W
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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