Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
  E9 k% E( `3 i2 B0 J4 a6 x2 UIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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( s0 N0 |$ Q1 t% RIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
/ ]0 G' |% d. O4 _7 p4 d3 PIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

) }) I, C+ Q' O& mIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

1 y3 R" p& ~# ]If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
3 r- b& v& N& E8 P8 s3 hIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

( {/ s7 j9 S4 |( \* Q* ?/ ^If you cry, you're a wimp.
" j# V' l, c9 j6 w0 LIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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0 b) P/ W' Q) r' yIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" C8 p5 Q* l7 R+ y+ YIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
1 Z' @8 r3 J& \" bIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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7 J8 S/ ]' R7 n- b. m0 XIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) w3 t5 g" R3 K" Y: |' T: @9 W; vIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
- \. ]! e" U/ ?, g2 |% mIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
+ ?" f2 ~; X+ B) J6 w9 j! mfeeling sorry for the guys~