Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
$ Z) }5 ^( J! b- [If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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4 N3 C5 H) @2 c9 }/ rIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

) ~+ S1 i* L8 b# f2 B- v) vIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

# k$ x3 S. Z3 M5 B' f2 EIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
, q. P  C. v* V1 K5 M9 gIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

5 |, D6 f! s2 p3 L- uIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
6 Q# F- g; A6 @2 bIf you don't, you're a slob.
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; K' |, }4 i3 YIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

4 f0 A8 F+ N0 B6 }If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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. q" x. }7 ?2 s8 O, DIf she has a headache, she's tired.
9 h. U1 D3 H& [! ?6 zIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~