Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

+ {5 \9 q- b* NIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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% x% M4 d- T- ~: h( E* RIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
" H# H: t  H! G* R9 VIf she asks you, it's a favor.

2 N; Z! \" x# ~2 r6 bIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: \: f5 ?& W9 z, u# dIf you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
4 z8 O" e# i% a! {3 F. ]9 B$ \: pIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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6 M* V( O% d: j. x6 Q3 S% sIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~