Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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  U/ N# Z9 r; q' L0 N. \( q) M/ DIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
; n9 ]1 v2 K, [' r8 CIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

( `4 f1 a% t$ b0 U" t0 f6 o2 l: ^If you cry, you're a wimp.
6 f, t9 J: ?  W; ?2 gIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

- i" _  T7 T  X) f; ~- LIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

6 @& |6 ?& |0 w. YIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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5 r% n$ {( ^( ^) M( [6 MIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
) b' i! o2 a# `& A( \If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

- |# ~, ~: [" IIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
2 u. ~* A  o: ]2 ?If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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( p, K: r, O6 P3 N  wIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
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