Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

9 }" A, Z9 X# F* f; UIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
3 h3 c/ W. W3 oIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
1 J$ \0 A4 f( o* |If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
7 C# c5 P3 s' g/ Y2 L( l* q! qIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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' u" r6 L. r- i6 {% {5 _! @If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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; y5 B# G2 \6 U0 R/ jIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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& L0 s5 q$ `3 q( }/ wIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
: E7 K: I7 U9 I' Q$ SIf you don't, you're a slob.
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- r+ k" ]$ O5 E2 u( nIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
/ u9 n6 t, ?, W! ?If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
- `! S8 Z( d- B! v7 {( d& x. L! `If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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1 r! v# ]+ o1 X: q) z" zIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~