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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 n+ I- A5 Q! A, S8 Z3 }If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.$ z; X' C& }, }
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.4 f( K! Y7 L+ X: R, W" ~
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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) A3 h/ ?) x; W* Q, U! i" J8 i1 ^9 }If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.) W; E! h% y" x/ h8 l
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference., Z% _8 w4 _ N& c# n) h3 T
" x! A& t; Z5 W7 I; M; XIf you cry, you're a wimp.% U+ W2 `6 P5 P, ^' Z& a1 T
If you don't, you're insensitive.3 l9 B4 m2 Z8 p5 q6 d; U
2 X0 g. i$ O5 O' J! ~, HIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.& {9 U$ u+ O; p$ x
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.9 e% v, N* t v3 a5 w1 N$ o
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
# o2 s2 E3 ^' B# @3 g- eIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
" l" r; _5 c0 _% o; ~7 i' `If you don't, you're a slob.
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0 P- p+ l' L* w- @0 I( S- bIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.6 P* X: d G% t. B; u( C5 H, a
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.: h# W% U0 g! V/ e3 y" F* q
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.7 L# v& B& [& v* ~4 L$ |
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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" i/ b4 o# D* h- i$ }. S" s1 oIf she has a headache, she's tired.
; u( _: N7 v9 ?If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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