Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
2 o/ B. W6 j2 k1 EIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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# o4 m/ w* ?4 y0 A+ \. TIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
8 o3 s& j. y0 i9 LIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
' g! d3 U. W& X2 i  p7 WIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

3 j) y; O) g7 s: {9 e  ]If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
2 ?4 b& l7 W( n6 ~2 Q5 XIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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3 |' S4 F: A. W2 E/ K8 E: e6 M5 m$ wIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
$ g0 k- z% @2 N, ?4 MIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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8 [: J( D9 e% H$ E% E+ jIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

! R) S& r1 t! h3 D6 q; L$ h; pIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
% W6 w" s% [6 f& F; b8 U; ]If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
! Q0 m4 B0 l  H- F$ \If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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+ n( C: P6 a% w. ]4 m: ?If she has a headache, she's tired.
( W% {- H' l" {" DIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~