Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
" a: {0 p" _& ^2 xIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
# V' H- l( z' I1 C- lIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
! a: t' X# b0 w& E7 fIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 @4 E% V6 X1 T+ f. j, PIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
$ b8 x. e/ E/ z: u& _If you don't, you're insensitive.

' S; y* D$ l! i( i7 A# C2 GIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 a- \2 i" \) S5 n, X, D! pIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

2 E" j5 `2 B% Q. c, F2 eIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

4 \2 b0 _5 B/ Z  u3 mIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 }) t2 T. ~8 _7 u& X+ }- ]If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
& K( D, v5 {5 _# PIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

6 k: A; S* C" A3 c" wIf she has a headache, she's tired.
. [- y: H8 w% j# f; S/ I" gIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
( z7 q  O9 j  l. h) \; ^feeling sorry for the guys~