Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
# |$ s( k  n* U( CIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

& n: Z3 \% T7 R( z3 D, S! R0 yIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
3 k" o( C( @" w; o- p$ VIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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: I2 F- J7 M, }, b. q" z2 jIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
+ v+ G4 @2 |5 A0 q; C2 ?! U1 \8 BIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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2 W' Z0 x& Y( b8 P+ C6 }If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

7 {6 n* O6 x( jIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
7 O2 E: u$ L+ T/ CIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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8 \, ^) m5 t! L" E- g8 qIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
# g0 U/ v& x: T: R# H, TIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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3 s$ p/ Z; H; [+ gIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
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