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# r+ w; n. y8 O% S4 t. v I5 SIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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$ z5 Z5 @( D3 K- ]If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 Q" K& r, o: Q1 M' z5 yIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.; w6 C0 ?2 @ T, j
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.5 q p: L# g8 J" p+ F% U
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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3 F) V) C% g& Z! C+ ~% F. [( eIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.6 W6 |) u% l7 R+ E# @3 Z! F
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.+ a+ P/ V e" ~
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
0 s9 w% Q' l8 @5 Q. `% K" z( yIf you don't, you're insensitive.* _5 s. T! p& g/ K: g
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ {7 A0 q! z* O6 R R2 NIf she asks you, it's a favor.- m! m" m7 ?8 n9 p" g
, n* ?3 N( }5 L' T% UIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.. j/ {9 P; L0 j% u* [
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.0 k0 q4 `1 q9 N- }' w
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.. S7 b4 @0 ?1 a4 A2 x- I
; ~0 v4 H2 l' a1 xIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.. z" |- Z. X9 ^. y
If you're not, you're not ambitious.1 U/ h2 z) O- b$ S, `7 U5 c3 K
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
+ L! h9 K# I9 c6 b4 W8 kIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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