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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
' v( k; z/ ^& Q! D2 V; W$ \1 CIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
2 w1 I" }5 F3 Q6 ~If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
) a4 k) L: c9 l/ A- f4 O5 `4 IIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
* Y1 x. W" M$ } ~, T8 g; tIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
; r0 Y7 l/ [& F# Z: R$ GIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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6 c2 F) `; T: g; H8 G, H& kIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
; E7 U. d" p. r3 Y, c, V; uIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.4 |3 r& u- D( E' ^) S# X
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. Z1 i$ D& R u, H2 u, e
If she asks you, it's a favor.3 P9 w6 U$ Z9 ]+ v
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.1 u& g! ?5 }1 e* b/ z# u
If you don't, you're a slob.4 N+ A$ K2 q: i7 x0 {! l+ _* I
- G8 R$ k) U8 D+ q1 l8 ZIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.4 {: s( ?# B2 _2 Q! H
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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; ]& W7 B) V X& C" o9 a& IIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.' `4 f- `/ A/ \) K Z; v; f8 C
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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# S5 p' p' ?7 xIf she has a headache, she's tired.
' X, W' F+ c; G V% W+ P" y0 ^% ZIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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