Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
( j! p7 V3 m" f2 [. F( pIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
  T' B& k0 F8 j! u1 w. b0 mIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

* i' W. `0 n3 G6 E7 vIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
3 _/ C% ?: g/ A8 aIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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9 K, E$ |- X# `3 p7 mIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
  s- t! Y' F3 h( H: `6 y% [/ p- l2 U. `If you don't, you're insensitive.
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0 e+ Y; v* D4 j0 ^$ CIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
; D) i7 b4 R, |# f: dIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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) v8 _+ U! C6 E9 J2 g* tIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
; a7 C1 E" t' C' Q/ }2 S9 }If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
8 H; r$ i1 C+ s# A* QIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~