Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
+ s1 B% `) R: }# y' l; n3 IIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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' [+ f, g  D$ D& O& V' k7 X2 fIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
9 U& l3 \1 E/ _If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
5 G$ o" _: c0 `( RIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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* N1 O# b) y+ Y9 F  s2 t6 kIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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+ J1 w5 b, z& i, cIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
" W! q( B. k, F- }& N3 wIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 _$ n1 m/ m3 f# }If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
9 o- o* K2 C3 f0 P# v" AIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

7 o; l( k% @6 \& BIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~