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8 T" d; b. X: V& F' t7 HIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.# J; N: W/ U7 [: z" a4 H
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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& o( o+ U/ F. wIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- c; D6 C$ B0 L$ c6 M; U3 ^, R! qIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.% \" Q6 Y6 r# @
4 ?- T' u5 C, rIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
- o/ l7 w |. C6 MIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference./ |4 `1 Z6 @0 ^2 E$ _7 X" x
, L6 ?( ]9 c) s7 a7 hIf you cry, you're a wimp.
f/ ]+ n' N4 ^/ L* u' w FIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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8 D+ D' a; U( q7 s3 t zIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.2 `' e: e' y8 m+ c1 B# x% e5 B
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.. x$ P& F" g. r, S) O- J* A
If she asks you, it's a favor." w; \6 H' y. I4 q. _7 `
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.' P1 n- m. f6 x
If you don't, you're a slob.9 u3 j. ?6 r* \ f+ `. _
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something." S- `0 q( j4 G- h9 T
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.+ A3 S% O5 x5 m2 k% P( @
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.: C# ?8 y7 J. A$ T! q4 Q+ t
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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) { Q4 T; A$ l5 J/ s8 V$ VIf she has a headache, she's tired.- B n4 l) L# K: o$ b& l- T
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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