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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
1 D. U4 S" O- g6 W' D2 b3 pIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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( Z8 X7 ?) {! k* tIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 f; I) S" s+ n) \6 vIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.2 ?& \, }7 F* i8 D( k; v
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.4 s7 V) G3 H: | Y) I/ [9 {( N& n
1 X- o9 Z# ?$ |If you cry, you're a wimp." t4 a7 p) c. r. I0 j
If you don't, you're insensitive.) l% V) p: ]1 s/ ] p& `9 `9 N
) G/ W5 K' Y- |$ ^+ ZIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
7 h& S. |4 K, G BIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.+ G. ~8 W% H2 i
; b2 I0 Y( L9 N- Z) L MIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.% W" Q. ]* K8 t7 h1 h' l
If she asks you, it's a favor.6 W' c' M$ D' T, V# y! L6 h
. s8 {; y0 V& v* F+ g& t7 bIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
6 [8 S8 a6 R8 C3 e* M0 B, cIf you don't, you're a slob.3 M$ J/ e, d, s6 u: r
! f2 b! C$ z! d1 W8 [If you buy her flowers, you're after something.. w5 T4 f$ s! [, f6 D7 Y
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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A( y" ?" _: K" T6 ?If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
2 w: W; j) J8 Z- Q+ ~2 RIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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1 B2 [7 f$ E0 ]1 b; BIf she has a headache, she's tired.
$ y+ i" | l1 E' dIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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