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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.# U$ Y# X, P$ s2 R. m% O
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
1 b2 r' t( |6 `2 D4 D/ a* y; K$ RIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.2 K: I1 j0 O5 e. ]5 V
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
# O; Y* B* b$ M3 fIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.' W9 W- i" M z B( I) [
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.3 U, g" W2 ?' p* S. \. _* u
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If you cry, you're a wimp.2 B+ C) [* ^1 G( y' Y9 Q: d
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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* t9 l/ W% ~9 z0 i' V, UIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. o- @& R' V. r% J+ u/ x/ b* U0 m( t
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.; E# d; o8 _1 k! C, J$ \- {
" w( E4 k" q$ VIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
/ w- }4 x- w& H# G h% T# xIf she asks you, it's a favor.3 \+ [$ R( @ F% p
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
$ c8 @( k. l8 X- q( d1 I! ~; dIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
" P( R. d* m. u3 C- G. }7 }If you don't, you're not thoughtful.: Y9 v* R0 P+ F
$ m i1 O, e4 I+ {If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
) K% O8 ?. D/ |& z) nIf you're not, you're not ambitious.- B" ]+ G' S9 m& A6 L0 ~: a
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
# w4 \6 b" T$ g# n# ?1 e3 UIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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