Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
0 d6 I2 J8 m5 v# JIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
1 \" ~. F$ x! s: u1 a, F' }! F- n# rIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

' _3 t" ?  s5 r+ M, d+ vIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
3 J0 d4 A2 N: I1 o, n+ `* v5 k1 j/ lIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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2 Z* ?( @8 ^: vIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
; Z9 f" C& p/ K; E* b! t" e% iIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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! W) p6 ^4 o% _" V+ {If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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4 p, b( T: I: o+ O; ^If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
# c0 p# ]0 e3 _# PIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
* `3 P" {, \5 ^6 R$ z; O# J9 p6 nIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

/ D  d7 Y+ J$ k: p% KIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
( C8 R- K: D8 t4 ^/ W& ifeeling sorry for the guys~