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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.6 j5 s1 j. f6 D# H# V J' p' P
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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: A0 s# E2 W' Y( @; ]( q( b5 ~* F* HIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
0 f8 }8 Y4 A* a \2 l% NIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.( u; C8 |' {. P# `: m7 x+ L
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.$ G7 `( n9 @, D- K4 ^* [
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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3 B. }& j: O9 l0 I' ~6 G7 WIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.+ @8 h% ^1 ?0 n6 S: Q+ o6 u) H
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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3 z# l/ r @8 C3 ~- |/ K9 B) c! |If you cry, you're a wimp.
! c* z* `. Q+ q4 j0 n' b: C [" T4 sIf you don't, you're insensitive., \7 v2 R! L: P
* U7 B2 Q' m# l( U- J9 k zIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.0 y) |& S% D7 H/ u, c" `
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.9 l" u& C' o- K5 W
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.# v3 N) Y8 T9 O5 h
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.7 J1 ~8 W' Q1 H) {% j% b
If you don't, you're a slob.% i! |! r& l3 G; C1 V2 x) j
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
0 o' W/ f+ s0 z. }4 U8 BIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist." l( C/ K. {% x \1 T
If you're not, you're not ambitious.$ e) F* Z( _3 Y* ^
- g A& J& i2 jIf she has a headache, she's tired.
& l/ R' L& [ t- z6 D( NIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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