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发表于 2008-4-27 14:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.$ h# q1 g: w" C4 c1 o
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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7 F' r6 J! O  b; XIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.0 M( r% m0 ^; R( N
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.' h9 G  E9 a7 E& ?% s

* r* V8 }2 R' TIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.9 {6 l$ \  Y7 S" ?; l/ \8 l
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
# p# S; x/ T( m% qIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
- c% B# A& J% IIf you don't, you're insensitive.- `. P3 _$ j! j- d1 A

8 s9 |- V6 ^- e! jIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.% z7 h) x# L9 w7 B- v: W* d" ^
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.* p8 G2 n! T6 w$ m' B  E2 P
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination., ~7 a3 {( X0 s- q. U
If she asks you, it's a favor.# B) g8 g$ P$ |) f

" v0 D* |  P* A( r  cIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.5 v. x' g& @, A% c2 f' C3 N( T6 t
If you don't, you're a slob.
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; U6 Z. L6 a. W/ ?If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
% g) C% o3 N4 @; ~8 ?. GIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.( z1 S, c6 V+ w0 L1 ~4 h
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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7 g  |- _' i+ o$ P- Q9 ^' _If she has a headache, she's tired.  g) q8 A) d. Z/ v5 G- [
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
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发表于 2008-4-27 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
haha~5 i$ _+ m2 N/ W
feeling sorry for the guys~
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