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 If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. v- y7 G) L! V, r
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
p5 L, A b8 h! sIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.) W( @8 X% |7 n* j0 J
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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0 W- K7 q; E% Y, g" yIf you cry, you're a wimp.
1 w8 n: C) v; `+ j+ L, j9 w; F ]If you don't, you're insensitive.
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* U* K" o6 ~- n0 I1 M( _9 l0 B/ P2 j8 tIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. l6 e' D. f4 X# u6 ^( G8 {
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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5 ?. J2 v9 v: s! B# n. `- VIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.7 t- n6 m: Z# L. k2 T; L
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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$ D4 m7 W* Z4 R/ Y# [If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.0 E/ t9 E3 i2 k$ S
If you don't, you're a slob.% g* [4 T6 @2 F; D; P! }
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ N' C! f! R( n/ I5 a+ YIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.1 G0 h% R; \+ \
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.% G" C' l; s* V. n
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.3 R3 H/ e' E, O f y. ~
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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