Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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+ C" @# y; j" h) l/ GIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

+ C$ ?8 M0 l8 b# NIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

2 |, l8 M5 ^- j/ n( J8 i, ^If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
) H2 j6 {9 O9 c  ?( qIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
1 D8 V! L; u/ w/ T' SIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

( _6 a( H! i" S) ?7 ~If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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6 v- ]. V' D8 ^  j+ p! f& bIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
/ f/ s3 |  R: k4 {; SIf you don't, you're a slob.
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0 c' U5 g' y3 H4 i9 c/ ~If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 d+ o* [! B$ I5 F5 n* y% s; ]3 GIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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/ l; b& O! {* k; |If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

, n5 K- E1 w5 m2 Q; xIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~