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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.; `9 J8 C! F! |) A/ a
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
% L( L" _& c- X+ q" M; ^# j( EIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.3 V) q2 l- p+ H$ Y8 k5 l
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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, J8 m; o9 a5 V0 e0 `If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
& N+ X& A6 I# b+ T; I9 AIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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" o# ~- J- ^0 I1 a) L2 ]If you cry, you're a wimp.# H3 t: _, K8 h' G6 y7 M0 h' o+ P. r
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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3 k0 {; L0 Q6 u& L2 V9 g4 ^If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
( w5 M: y6 o, n" @& Y0 ^If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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; B( i# l2 e1 a5 \; QIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.. A4 E0 P% Q0 a) \! H S1 U. S
If she asks you, it's a favor.7 p {1 p1 e |/ V$ P3 p
+ i& u3 \% r& l. I/ AIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# t: R. @2 S* C7 S5 J$ }If you don't, you're a slob.
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: }, R! y7 c; HIf you buy her flowers, you're after something." r) ^/ v) W) x9 ? I8 w7 t
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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. [) } Y3 m$ F N) I* p/ \% c6 hIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.: g& a/ B" l# t; j6 E7 ^' F
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.7 t& z, Z9 I8 F' E% ^* b3 `; O
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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