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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Mr. in it;
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Male
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in it;
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Madam has
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No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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4 j. o5 n9 r! j9 D# S! _& }! RMen were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the
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legs of a woman.... - u5 W; x& q1 O; y+ P" r
Why?
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" o) C: X# n* X. e, l( ^9 TBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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! ~4 U; @. a2 e0 ~9 ^; X% mOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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2 S6 w' b6 |7 C: jEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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8 k1 q. y( H/ i. U: dMEN strual cramps
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MEN opause
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GUY necologist
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AND ..
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a

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5 L; o2 H& H0 d: |% TSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day." q! ~8 ]& @: s6 i  l! D4 p
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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& N$ G3 s2 g0 @Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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