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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Woman has
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Mrs. has
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She has
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in it;
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Adam in it;
/ f* T* _7 N% g$ S+ p+ [6 ~1 iNo wonder men always want to be inside women!
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4 m* ~/ M: q: c% }7 |Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the( S$ z# n- y: k8 [
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Why?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...) \2 B0 k+ m  w) X$ s7 l
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I never looked at it this way before:
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) ^% N2 }$ ^/ qEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?  ! v& V# g9 i: m0 @+ Q& t+ o) r; u
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MEN strual cramps
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MEN tal breakdown6 i5 E. g; [! z

& D* r5 d* H: K+ }5 vMEN opause
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GUY necologist  l( R9 ^- \0 v. }7 g; t5 u
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AND ..
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a
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terectomy.
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
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9 o& r. E, M+ n- A- l9 Z% v' pHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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发表于 2008-5-13 10:30 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 11:11 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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