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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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) O+ l$ M4 I8 d9 E The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to/ Q1 x, A. y q" y
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'+ K: O5 n& Z& a4 E2 k; Z) g% ]
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
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think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'8 ]7 z. U) e! D* Y
# {9 Y2 p" P' p! N8 T: y% b4 |# {# X 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just; M& P9 q1 O+ \* L" e+ v
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for; p% \+ a3 ~$ n4 t
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
