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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with( G# P& O& b, N+ ]2 F7 v6 ~' G
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the" s' b9 ^0 q6 r a! ]. Z
entrance.! Q) B+ e4 C R$ i) Q8 @
, M7 B! F, `- U/ c The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
) l+ F4 u0 Z6 n5 VWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'- r) k, m, l& Y+ _& z3 w) m
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they# D+ K% H0 |& P' W& |. a1 z6 y. ?
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you: V7 ~9 o0 T3 c5 F! e+ m3 w/ { u
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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5 D6 q* y. Y4 _- A8 X7 i6 _ 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just# q t+ \5 S7 v1 w1 Q
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
. w! B5 m8 K& k. l5 n3 W/ l0 [+ tshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
