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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with/ G. @7 T4 ?8 b$ D' s. E
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the( P5 o% D6 q$ q+ c/ n0 F+ e
entrance.
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# Z* [! n$ L- {" x' b The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
& k7 P5 p1 M* h( o' PWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' u b3 f! Z/ E! e& ?4 W; E
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
+ e0 u/ V7 \ c! g8 ?4 O) t3 Hain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you9 O/ g0 M* @ [ w( i
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
4 N6 ?( N7 d* V+ s. v- _couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
" x/ f% C: S( x; M4 x' tshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
