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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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, u: T) g4 p* _) p The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to6 T9 U" j3 q. o) h1 R w0 X1 w
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
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ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you" W/ I/ b2 t$ J2 M# E+ K
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'0 _6 d+ `% M3 ?4 G
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just( u* y0 {$ D2 i6 N
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
