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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
" G1 w$ R+ U3 l" u6 W; M+ n& b" Fher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
5 @% Z$ s+ u8 Z& C* [6 e$ VWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'$ [: { { {& Q; o1 F6 M
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
4 j: m; @6 K& Yain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
, Q$ t7 x+ q4 u- t5 }think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'$ O0 j9 c/ m) B+ |; K$ o( e
# m: w: O4 y! p* H3 ?" @ 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just1 x7 H: L \/ V0 a* C3 \ D
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for- t& o# N% l+ G' x
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
