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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with# q; c N4 R. r1 A2 x; Q
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the, ]3 t1 A" K& X8 `$ C# A' [9 {
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to* ~8 N G! a: h" ]8 d. U6 Z
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
( D* o! @; E: ~( M: ~# F, O! Q The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they$ t. n6 c) g3 Z. q
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
6 u/ s% Z( s, V- P; l* r& nthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
; s2 W% M$ E6 w, [3 l8 }couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for7 L" p& k6 K7 s) i- L
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
