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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with+ a& d% ^8 W- L8 U
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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) a) m1 Y8 L# A D( _) y The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
& B; o+ v9 I5 X& L/ m' x) ^$ ?Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'! E& }6 E) b3 h, y$ Y
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they4 e( b1 l$ v# A. S6 ]
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
& Q6 }+ j8 s! Vthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'( I# t7 \' F# N7 Z1 r! ~5 q e
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just: P% K4 \ b) H9 F5 O
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for% o1 a3 J/ ]6 J+ b4 O
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
