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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with$ q) `3 H, w7 |" N* L- g
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to3 p- X* T' S. @1 [4 V% S
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?': ~' ]( o# ]# k7 t- A/ M5 N) ?3 }1 Z
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
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think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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/ g1 \* |5 E- u5 k" \6 Q2 m 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
# h* c9 K) _; Z+ V0 icouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for$ {- p8 a+ ^* ~. }
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
