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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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: z5 y0 N. ?3 m$ H0 ]# `; O; LACURA: 3 ?: O" ~1 s) b# m8 L0 T/ t+ `
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 2 T7 Z% O o+ \' `) m" t" i
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America , T0 V) n- [& e& O
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) Z& R4 ]0 n( Y8 x, Y; yAll Makes Combined ( s. u" ?) G$ P7 {, _* W* E4 O
A Major Cost 0 d/ J/ d9 n! j( z( c
A Mutated Car
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Another Major Catastrophe % n6 W1 y U% M( t: y
A Man's Car 7 J! O: q" `7 y: `6 A
A Miss Conception + z/ S. h4 ~ f6 @0 {
All Muscle Car
/ U' @) b1 @8 Y7 p6 M. F: DAll Most Car 3 Y3 [4 W( N3 O5 J: t
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
+ c) q- b: b+ e" EAutomotive Mental Cruelty 3 |4 r6 s( M3 l. O; S$ X. C9 w
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AUDI:
9 G, j! R1 X8 g5 w1 [0 kAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented " L W9 i5 F; L h3 M4 f/ |
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 2 O3 l1 o& f- o
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 6 E+ r3 f& a, H- F. E. I! U1 ^
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention , A+ O. t3 c5 E% D A( \
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
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All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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! t* s2 ?8 @6 d6 C2 ~- U' @BMW: 9 e; q9 E! M; r1 v9 Z6 {0 j
Big Money Works
9 Z% |4 a9 y, zBought My Wife , w. S5 R( ^" T: F
Brutal Money Waster 0 D6 e# C6 F: a) _: ]* L
Break My Window
" L, J, x- ^7 FBreak My Windshield
' j* ]0 k8 l2 g/ a7 l0 F. VBabbling Mechanical Wench % R3 L# [/ P! @
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
6 [$ f, P! |9 B: eBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels ! z! e( W. C( `1 m. K
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
- a9 G! V+ S, J+ S) j- LBarely Moving Wreck
0 I! E0 W7 ]* h* [. y# oBig Money Waste * l" _8 D" |& l8 [' o" e7 _+ v
Big Money. Why?
' X5 n( a2 }/ \Big Money Works
) \9 h" M0 F' c8 _/ }1 tBorn Moderately Wealthy ( R } W g0 K8 x- h, ]
Breaks Most Wrenches
- U% B, }2 {3 b4 U+ [( T* oBring Many Wrenches # E2 D( d+ r1 a7 l- |# ]+ M
Brings Me Women
/ ~+ y$ }) X: h$ u9 ~3 VBrings More Women
, D9 E# U/ ?8 NBroken Money Waster
6 S$ h2 b: h& y" F4 ?Broke My Wallet
9 _: J+ W3 I5 O' u/ b9 v2 A3 q# @Broken Monstrous Wonder , k6 w5 U- V! z
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
G3 f2 W3 n+ uBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
n% X0 r/ E g/ K( s/ BBavarian Manure Wagon
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e8 @3 e% H& g3 CBUICK:
, e9 a& G1 B) f& z4 cBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
9 K' y4 |: A4 _3 _$ \/ YBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: / S4 u& v# m# _% j
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
. P. A8 ?. e9 M( Y" N6 w, SCan't America Make A Real One? , H! P4 t4 W, Z
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
2 @# U% B. s: H! \+ p1 gCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often / X: U6 E" i3 k5 G& S
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5 | s! s7 h5 [8 tCHEVROLET:
3 T" I4 A* @% fCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
# E2 R- E/ w' I# c* cCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
7 Q4 x. n, G# J& w8 CCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
! Y6 ]+ {; d: f( oConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
: m% W' f: Z" u( |" p \" KCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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* u# ^. J6 w: H J; e# zDODGE: 6 |4 P j- R4 C7 b2 H5 Q, w4 e
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
% Y i. t% _6 G) {; CDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater $ d# M; g8 ~6 D5 O& k
Dead Old Dog Going East ! `+ e: U( E w, u
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 9 T) ~! Z/ v+ v7 s. f6 Y
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy ! m+ b3 y- I# B; n9 R N
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
& e0 l* ^/ [8 _1 t, e" I$ T$ aDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 7 M5 x' G- n. {. \6 E: `
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
/ y" H. z& `/ E" T% W! P. g: e8 N) QDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 2 [" w6 n* u0 V
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: q2 B* ]4 Y! p) p& }Every Day Something Else Leaks 2 t; y9 y7 O6 x; V6 v
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
' s; P; A4 G+ n: [3 sFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
" w- _9 G2 W; e" u% iFix It Again, Tony 7 I: A% P1 u3 {# ]
Fix It All the Time 3 Y2 Y. {5 T l. z
Found In A Toilet
4 N4 W% o- N+ T$ d& b' SFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
# e0 D% Q0 _1 R" R! ^6 N* \Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
6 ^2 f9 Z0 u' ]. G! VFix Or Repair Daily
2 S" x% n$ t. U- z0 F. C( XFound On Road Dead
4 S# @# R* B% [# o, [+ w# _Fast Only Rolling Downhill ( w0 ^/ Y4 i3 u* Q- A" M
First On Race Day
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5 u) ]1 I- @- r; [, T! P, E; n. cFabricated Of Refried Dung
6 ?# h7 w# u% d- u3 cFails On Rainy Days
# J% O$ z; i7 dFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
* F1 v& E( ` h! bFatally Obese Redneck Driver
5 I3 ]* ` j1 |( Q* b4 qFault Of R&D / x0 O8 B/ K! G+ k5 y* m/ ^/ | }
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
( D s. `8 J6 @2 z9 i5 bFireball On Rear Denting
5 w* |) d7 y2 f; ]) q- r0 hFirst On Road to Dump
6 w+ K% e7 D* c* z2 f7 m% nFirst On Rust and Deterioration 0 ?: F' [- E& A+ i5 r8 q* |4 @
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 3 n7 L K# P' T4 {
Flipping Over Results in Death 8 \4 Y4 w* }9 M0 y
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 4 P6 ^$ _! {& D' R+ `/ g4 k# m
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
( o2 M6 u: ?3 }8 b& Q$ q) X1 d9 cFoot On Road Decelerates
$ |& D6 F" Z* l# A5 ~$ G6 H! e7 IForced On Reluctant Drivers 7 Y2 ], J# H7 J' h
Formed Of Rejected DNA
) t. g/ X Y( E( d# R, C0 CForwarded Once; Return Denied 6 \' Q' T, p N5 X/ I# I' Y1 C
Forward Only; Reverse Defective , u) R# o7 O/ `
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin . }; {/ y0 u ~8 K
Fork Over Repair Dough : p( }- y( v* l9 `, ?
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
- V% H' H; t; b# {; C9 I% U- |0 K2 V5 kFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
5 i$ M5 p1 R% R* WFree Or Reduced Drastically + c$ b& A& Z7 K$ m
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
: n5 J: D/ A6 E4 |Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
% t; h! a7 w' G b' R, HFunny Old Rattling Dump 3 M9 @" \' U; B% t$ F
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) + K) `3 g; w$ z" M+ \
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA ) f1 ^: s2 D5 E/ z0 ]
Found Out-Right Dangerous ( t8 I. i2 e/ ]( r
Future Of Racings Delight 1 Y; `0 s& q9 w$ r2 P' T: t
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot $ L4 s( ]6 [7 Q8 R* _
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords + H% P! n6 S! T
LTD: % t7 V% A4 C5 l
Lacks Total Dependability
3 r' n4 m4 _3 a- P: \5 |Lots To Do
8 M4 A! i7 F$ B3 d" ~& nLooses Transmissions Daily 4 R7 v* V5 d4 s5 B, n9 U) z+ b
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked ; E" h: X9 c7 M& p2 b0 y) ~% ^
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GM: ! N' }+ |% \; S; s/ Y5 [
General Maintenance $ Q/ t2 r7 X* r$ B+ l
Great Mistake 0 ]: b2 J! a* A* W0 u" c
Garbage Motors 7 e" ?, o/ x. Q, l$ Y0 N
Generally Miserable
j* Q% R7 }( `/ B# ^. SGrossly Misconceived
* z0 U2 V6 l7 Z! g9 D) k% AGluteus Maximus
* h. R$ k5 r7 C+ E$ O2 Z- pGood Money : T; R3 [4 A1 w
Goofy's Manufacturing 8 h8 @3 B: k8 ?! O9 v
Gone Mental
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GMC: # m! h& [' E$ ?+ n
Grief & Misery Combined 4 T8 j u( s t, |$ ^6 S/ ~/ ~
Garage Man's Companion
5 Q1 g' Z c: L/ H) p' AGotta Mechanic Coming? ! I+ M7 R( }# I
Generally Mediocre Cars G7 y9 @" d! I8 @$ m6 O
Get More Chicks
7 W. S4 b* u$ Y- O2 y+ gGets Mechanics Crazy / G. c+ D2 G% K3 q& F: P
Gods Mechanical Curse
* Y4 n- | G! tGot More Crap 1 w& |/ B" U3 t$ J, Y, d/ i
Great Mountain Climber
) g0 r! z5 \8 @" x( D$ x7 fGreat Motor Car
& X% f/ k7 b1 I2 gGod Made Chevy
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Got Mine Cheap
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Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO: 5 q$ ^9 \+ i) M P5 Y" T% ]# N
Gas, Tires, Oil
! |, E/ i9 A* H& ~+ ^+ [Get Tools Out ' t* } ?% A; w, W/ Z' k3 y' g
Get To Onramp
" P2 |& N7 D: B( q) i" ]! {( CGood To Own 2 L& t u, H' p3 I
Get The Others
; R& k2 L3 c( Q; }; {; v( ^Generally Trashed Out 5 y- ^8 k# n4 @' A
Good Time Out $ L" }) i$ d/ ?" R! ~
Gone To Overdrive
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" E( t3 n. C( z- bHONDA:
* ]$ N1 M8 I# ?7 MHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
3 o; q- T# C# Z! w; zHad One Never Did Again
$ E0 F3 L" O# I4 t) fHang On, Not Done Accelerating / Q3 P- `. f' S
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 9 o- E; n, P" y
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
$ z% d* [: B& O: _( ?History Of No Dramatic Acceleration , R$ g# W2 q. Q1 `* M0 F
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? . v0 }7 O+ n5 v& s
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ; ~! ^$ J! ]1 F" h) ]1 y
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JEEP: 5 v7 c. [( n3 e q0 V; V8 T3 J
Just Eats Every Part / l6 N2 Z; g6 ~. t' l4 y+ i& @0 r
Just Empty Every Pocket " G$ N" J S" \" y, z8 N
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 1 O/ ~3 \# J6 {( Y/ N
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
" z* N4 z+ S! m" `Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
2 o @! \3 W6 d) CKick It Around
; d: G7 E9 K2 w+ u' f, t+ f6 e) VKick It Again ! {8 E# F. y& w# O! [% g! o
Killed In Action
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$ l8 k7 ~. L$ }' h- t6 SLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ( p# q3 J- H4 \- }9 R
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
+ c5 u' ~2 B) x, n. U8 X8 f; Q( SMostly Garaged
0 L2 X5 M1 \' g, ?/ fMajor Goof
3 |" M9 Q# e7 C* D0 \/ R6 m! t9 o6 k1 VMGB: Might Go Backwards % T, u) [# ?) g$ }0 a# h
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
, W; ~! K4 \5 Y: [/ r6 zMGB: Motor Going Bad - r# d! j( }, b
MGF: Might Go Forward 5 [# N) ~8 m6 q4 \( N
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. s% a1 b) \+ c1 j& @4 bMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate # S6 J. [3 r" I- H3 R& E! D# K# h
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MOPAR
a8 N7 t$ S. x, {% h* wMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
& b+ T' t# U/ GMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
4 @1 r" p' N: r* z8 ~Most Often Passed At Races 1 `! e5 t/ @) F2 B# Q1 ?; R
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
0 ?' h f1 o ~9 u: }3 }Move Over People Are Racing
5 Y7 d$ J$ c3 ^8 G' ZMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
4 L( u" f; S) _6 N% JMy Old Pig Ain't Running
' X2 |6 N. W$ ]! C$ ^1 G2 NMy Only Problems Are Repairs 9 S4 Q: X# ^4 g7 L2 U0 ]0 W9 j
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 6 p4 |5 o; U3 z x' Y) Z
More Often Parts Are Replaced ( L' n5 J# E4 A
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MUSTANG:
3 o1 ]2 }6 p4 ]6 s( |' t! QMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good , ^* L9 |4 U3 @, C) H& v
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 6 k5 c* d% d W& y8 ~+ {
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go ( z# B8 C' L* p5 t# N" K- C: J
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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, Q$ v1 r5 P u! }, g$ y8 rOLDSMOBILE:
i5 |: e# W) E5 P- S' ]# p9 }Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
* Y5 d/ ?1 h0 VOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 1 L/ {8 \: Y# X% F) m$ ]0 l
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PINTO:
& J) f, M" ]; i8 @! HPut In Nickel To Operate 8 q+ Q# J- Z: u1 `0 W
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 6 Q# e4 S F ?0 k) N! u& M6 k
Put In New Transmission Often
# \, {9 \* e1 L* KPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
$ A! K7 k0 }. X. D T- v. `) @Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
9 {# w& ?" g4 M5 k6 {8 ^Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ( e5 h" P W+ O7 J
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7 t2 X# d+ v" B+ I9 I) g( p: M$ U, lPORSCHE: " R' Q/ |3 o. Y0 X5 }; ~2 P
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything , S+ K+ T0 s9 _6 G# d
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
4 u8 {+ R3 `5 F+ tSend Another Automobile Back . O2 p2 U! ?- h! a N. o# r
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
/ G+ o3 x. T8 M' K0 J2 oSad Attempt At Beauty 8 J; A( A4 _ A
Sorry Auto, Always Broken - P7 K8 b3 I) L2 \1 d3 {" ]
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards * Z4 a/ P# _4 {7 D+ G
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" K5 E! k, f, K' ]' @SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: ) {$ z: |! O1 ]% n' M" g3 i
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 3 ~$ D* e5 R5 M1 B2 G
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
/ V: H/ O* G0 EThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: , S% r% v5 l6 S! n8 l5 h5 F
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! - u( U6 c. ?6 B) Y% N' [
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 5 Q0 ]% h/ q8 @1 J# W6 ^3 S* c. }
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TR: Tools Required ! u7 _, w9 w C" T: I
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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! R1 d' d. C1 g0 ~3 K N% K. F6 UVintage Wreck 3 n! p8 g2 u8 k1 l# `6 ]
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