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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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# e3 o- R- Z, y0 e5 w: _ACURA: # A; T2 S( i% n2 s
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile . ?$ ^, `# L; f) y% @
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America " b* }6 i+ k0 h) e0 x$ b
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AMC: ' Z4 R5 R: N# X+ V* Q
All Makes Combined 5 T1 O* h7 i: O( z
A Major Cost
. h, `& j' }! g! c t$ ?A Mutated Car
9 n/ N1 E- L" n i; S9 fA Morons Car
( N$ a' m2 j4 x T5 O8 uAnother Major Catastrophe
4 a- Z; [' Y3 I* a0 \, ?9 E7 _A Man's Car
4 k+ i# u& e" p$ hA Miss Conception
2 o4 w8 a8 R: l$ fAll Muscle Car 3 f; h, t, u( L. U
All Most Car 5 l' n) u8 B* z$ t
Annoying Mechanics Constantly : f* o. k. t0 z9 h
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: 4 A2 B" b' O( p1 B2 g# N w
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
1 k( F; P- Z! B9 H( vAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
- {" F7 E5 S# z; Q3 @Automobile Under Demonic Influence
7 D3 P& l, I- H$ y+ I) G. WAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention % Y; [: r" I- l. ?: [6 o2 v4 y
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 8 Q( p7 } c* f5 k
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
8 Z8 }/ w5 {/ ?& c# ?All Unnecessary Devices Installed & W+ p, o# A! h* g# I
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BMW:
) K" Y$ K: M$ B0 ?2 t6 SBig Money Works / e4 M- c8 C$ J$ f
Bought My Wife
+ y3 ~1 S' z) ?+ Z! @5 q9 NBrutal Money Waster 7 Q8 Q2 d: d& F9 p$ p5 z9 M" z0 p2 N" [
Break My Window
x- U& t( k- C7 @$ T# {Break My Windshield
$ ]3 W2 J2 j2 EBabbling Mechanical Wench / E" ^9 x- |; }0 \( f
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
4 y: s. O; K1 @Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels ' k6 p9 _( T: X! U' M- G& c. [
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder % F- t+ r! v1 n0 ]: A3 j4 w* s
Barely Moving Wreck " c& j' ~& @7 y
Big Money Waste 0 C% C; P# M: j5 X5 ]
Big Money. Why?
" P7 l& m! B! ]) T- aBig Money Works
* h. {: R! H7 A; |6 T" ~6 M7 ABorn Moderately Wealthy % {: r, [# ?3 c+ ]( N2 B& ^6 h# E
Breaks Most Wrenches
: D; {" h }' W1 n1 t: W8 h1 RBring Many Wrenches & C% z- D3 K6 E/ ]" C2 U
Brings Me Women & S% K# U! e6 C- w- J R
Brings More Women ' k* j) f$ K2 v% ~: x, ?$ @
Broken Money Waster
0 I# q6 o2 d1 ZBroke My Wallet
- w; m& K6 { DBroken Monstrous Wonder $ z7 X. W# @5 t% W- K
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
6 ]8 }0 y" E6 @Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 5 f4 E4 H5 k) U7 h: U! P6 C/ S* u
Bavarian Manure Wagon : Z" T" G6 A" O1 B: Q/ w
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BUICK: * p* V# \ O5 Z7 O8 N
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
/ W0 i+ V$ W2 [$ FBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: " E" X4 w/ q: z1 l$ H
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
2 k5 q+ d6 l; HCan't America Make A Real One?
* {/ K" ]1 C9 F( y) T2 sChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often + K* e0 s7 C1 I# N* H
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often " [/ k* O4 r9 e
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/ N" K, I% t1 C5 @. S: \( @CHEVROLET: & u+ O7 C% l1 p+ w7 h
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips $ D, h5 x4 i+ [' ?2 X9 [% n8 X
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
4 K8 N2 I0 a% i- r) O+ A1 d' SCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 7 W: O7 |* H* D* z. m
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques : ?) i. J9 Y3 R) e2 `+ I
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 3 `2 x* X3 J6 |( g! i5 F
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DODGE: 2 g @& F# V3 Z% Z7 \, J! G0 F9 V
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
8 Y- I$ v3 V0 R: zDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
8 D" n( r( i. w( cDead Old Dog Going East ' T' ~ L0 f, K# t* n3 u2 c, q
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
+ F5 g1 |6 G+ PDead On Delivery, Go Easy
4 e' G0 U0 t; C4 |0 l( v5 a3 aDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired # K6 T. _8 Y5 }2 K
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter : D: H# V' ]; P; J% `
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
: \4 u9 ~* E6 J; \8 q/ xDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ( b1 }3 v: r' M# t
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$ a+ L# c/ Q$ o# a- H4 ]EDSEL:
N A+ e3 Y1 c% j' v+ l7 sEvery Day Something Else Leaks
* @% ^9 a. ^* J% t$ K' NEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs " W& _, G2 B: A
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FIAT: 2 X6 }, G2 p6 D! z V3 j* |
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
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Fix It All the Time 6 d; ]* y* i: n* ?
Found In A Toilet
4 Z6 c9 O4 U: Y: a2 J8 JFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: ( f; @' n( v" J+ p# D2 m
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 1 P1 Y5 q* `" ]5 u" I
Fix Or Repair Daily
3 V/ P4 p; f) g5 \0 qFound On Road Dead # J. y) ^- l% X7 p9 h
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 4 s$ v4 ` N) D3 R& M% h
First On Race Day
1 I: C& p9 q# V9 k. CFirst On Recall Day
5 c; {/ x9 x+ a( k/ L/ aFabricated Of Refried Dung & k# H4 Q7 \4 E3 R' r3 g
Fails On Rainy Days
+ T/ {7 p' O2 X% q. w$ ]) YFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
' D1 P/ M# k4 R( H7 e' QFatally Obese Redneck Driver # K/ a# o }5 ?
Fault Of R&D
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Fireball On Rear Denting 9 B6 b" k2 Y& D, k
First On Road to Dump , a6 ]- x) a: Q& [ p* J/ a
First On Rust and Deterioration
$ G+ ^; M: ?( u. oFix Or Recycle Dilemma
; a# W2 Q1 z0 W/ o& v, X2 RFlipping Over Results in Death & t1 M) `- j ~! a2 }" F5 `
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Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
0 c9 h8 J9 W5 g. U( qFoot On Road Decelerates
! K# D& q! y, S( Y/ t" \Forced On Reluctant Drivers 7 k" X1 d3 v9 s6 U
Formed Of Rejected DNA
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Forward Only; Reverse Defective
0 x2 @8 F @/ ~5 X! {/ [- IForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
7 F( {# _" {" a# C A0 ~! R. oFork Over Repair Dough
* Z# F8 X5 T+ O/ ~Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
& g" U, P3 S7 C& ]" {8 EFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
, E0 x- ^/ V, AFree Or Reduced Drastically
% c" K; y2 a2 {1 N5 mFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
7 a8 q' _- ?4 u) v+ e" {' cFumes and Odors Readily Detectable " D2 y2 c g# @ e* P7 F1 n. V
Funny Old Rattling Dump
V( v/ n d0 _/ A7 YForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 8 s* S/ j& D1 I5 q9 ?! v
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
, k; U2 {4 W! R) U1 TFound Out-Right Dangerous
5 H6 F" a2 _7 g4 X( H9 s1 r4 pFuture Of Racings Delight $ I) n' B; q0 f" ]- }' e4 P
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
2 F( h$ B! E6 ~% _(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 6 g' [7 ?8 L, r) o& m/ A/ G7 C4 F
LTD:
. l; D, A# K( }$ z9 S2 K, G/ kLacks Total Dependability ' O/ ^* Q* @- a3 v: d9 T" S
Lots To Do
) X$ C. _5 z+ m5 h- d. L nLooses Transmissions Daily " d% ^# m Z! u& |
$ Q1 _) i( [3 x& cGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance
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3 z( }9 `, J! G" NGarbage Motors 8 g9 M$ M$ a5 D+ p3 X9 ]: Q8 G6 U
Generally Miserable
6 D! T" t' u2 x2 b) o9 OGrossly Misconceived
, E2 H" G2 n! w2 OGluteus Maximus
. E1 q# {$ m* |7 c4 r6 V/ ]2 YGood Money
- A# T- z0 K# U$ j2 f0 OGoofy's Manufacturing , s! s6 l, {- B8 A f9 ?
Gone Mental
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GMC:
: ]9 V! F3 c5 ?" \Grief & Misery Combined
8 M8 e3 a8 X: G, Z3 ^Garage Man's Companion 9 z* P' h! s& i1 A- _
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
6 h' @& r; ?2 F/ Q" C6 GGenerally Mediocre Cars
2 c/ p6 ]3 A# ?+ i6 ?; NGet More Chicks
. j9 r& s7 j# Z& ` G0 f4 SGets Mechanics Crazy
" O# y; y* v* L' u5 OGods Mechanical Curse
1 e/ w5 J* I' t$ n# T6 d0 W' a. Q* ]4 GGot More Crap ! A( \9 w, g! D/ {7 Z8 G
Great Mountain Climber
' |' J$ R- G: D$ ]9 ZGreat Motor Car
9 ~1 j i b1 ?$ }God Made Chevy
+ y6 [% t+ j( J8 D+ g1 HGood Moron Car
- ^/ i, C% @5 H: h& ^7 hGot Mine Cheap
9 O8 T' T6 H% h3 J8 k1 EGet My Checkbook
, B! `# I' A$ j# L; g- e. }) jGone Mad Corp. 6 V- o9 U. {2 u1 r' O
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' X$ s, ~9 t( G7 |& OGas, Tires, Oil
4 t6 F6 U* z: EGet Tools Out
3 m Q7 w5 P6 u# ]( @Get To Onramp ( @' ^2 I1 E. o$ A0 U% L1 o
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Get The Others ! t- R5 y! U; J# Z) C0 @
Generally Trashed Out
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Gone To Overdrive 5 S7 L2 A. {* J8 z# X
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HONDA:
9 C( P/ A N% m4 a3 I1 IHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
2 g- p& }0 i5 F( U4 G B# b& k' LHad One Never Did Again & p+ M' ^- t% `
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
P4 v6 b! n1 j$ {9 S# B1 IHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles ; o+ I$ @/ y$ l- N0 ?9 J
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
: e d) h% U' K I6 T" R t7 jHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
' _- j9 c# t% QHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? " g( A1 X" A3 Z1 o! b
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes / }, j5 N2 y# {; ^. ^' s
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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: _0 R. e8 `/ w5 b/ j9 i! SJEEP:
$ G3 L. c6 d" S# s0 I9 X/ u1 uJust Eats Every Part
& n. o0 M0 R' E3 c4 ~$ _; w2 Y" h8 EJust Empty Every Pocket + _# O% L4 c8 n% t$ c
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly ! t6 G" k4 k B/ Y0 W3 }% F
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
7 m2 {! @+ k0 I" QJinxed Engine has Extra Parts 3 I- P7 |% }9 a' m w" u
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KIA:
: l }# Z, e# p G: UKick It Around + }, W6 ^+ o/ p
Kick It Again
1 B7 c% v4 J0 q0 A" |Killed In Action
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5 W' i' S, g1 i, S7 HLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 2 M6 {0 W' s: O2 [9 G
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 1 R9 p; X* T- ?6 k
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MG:
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+ s6 @% c- |3 y6 i! h8 r) cMostly Garaged
8 `) u, }/ B5 O5 y6 p! w* A, c1 zMajor Goof / \& `0 C5 n+ x0 w" y* _
MGB: Might Go Backwards 9 U( a1 s; L6 E0 ~& f0 P0 w, Q0 {
MGB: Might Go, But . . . z! t: n( e& ?+ q- J
MGB: Motor Going Bad ) y& a: L0 z# Q% T! P
MGF: Might Go Forward 9 v+ }( K8 m4 a
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* v& f5 U# P! |! t1 f5 G/ s6 r/ eMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR 8 h2 K/ [5 r* L: F3 N
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly , r5 r6 m) `2 N G0 |9 p) \
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
+ @9 q. p, F* q2 I1 VMost Often Passed At Races
1 @ \0 p6 G1 V2 @* R$ _* jMostly Old Parts And Rust
# ]) @ J$ L& q+ C2 v' HMove Over People Are Racing 5 b' T) q8 U t5 A9 B' w" w o
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
( Z K( R4 ?8 [ `! {4 OMy Old Pig Ain't Running
: a) Q* O3 k& |, |& ZMy Only Problems Are Repairs
, U$ y- {- T1 ?7 o( |) qMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
: q! v. l( B. L3 J, [More Often Parts Are Replaced ( H5 a8 p% C; c7 e/ C
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MUSTANG:
' o7 E5 f# l- K/ i4 _3 F- RMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
. v* y. Z- x1 o4 J1 n; `Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
6 ?7 W+ w. |1 _5 eMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
6 o2 z! S% y' [- ^Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO # o' N& i& o$ Z% J+ W
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% C/ Q7 \5 v4 T5 |# B& AOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday # r# a) j8 A* E( g
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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& w" Q4 X; j( G3 M3 kPINTO: 2 q; H6 ]2 P5 ?+ U
Put In Nickel To Operate
. F# z* P8 r9 w2 w- LPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 1 t- d& U2 J: q0 d
Put In New Transmission Often
: ~5 w+ J( {! X3 YPushed In Neutral Too Often
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, [$ T, u8 Q. \8 \Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
* `* S5 `. o% m% J- i& vPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ' d" l6 i$ y5 b+ `9 W, L* Z. \
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) a& R# q5 e/ b& EPORSCHE: 3 a3 U' B3 i; F. w/ X; M
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 1 T% Z% x0 N! P/ g$ f
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 9 q0 t: E& ^8 i: T: x
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Send Another Automobile Back
" n4 c$ ]2 D1 eSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown $ T" m9 m2 ~' y8 u6 B i) ~$ O
Sad Attempt At Beauty
1 s" D+ N- }: T% b2 S6 K2 }% W5 DSorry Auto, Always Broken
& H* l7 v# G' dShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually & s9 ^( O: m3 @. B2 j6 _) {. a
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TOYOTA: 1 T# w# b7 p. R) ^8 {
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
; H5 ~5 ~( N; ^( i. l+ pTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
2 Q$ x, ^1 {2 x6 eThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
% o2 D- {( n* ~& u) lThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
9 Z" ]* U) F4 B4 E; w7 C3 ?Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required ! ^$ T2 H- g: x! T
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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7 _8 L( `. i; m0 U& S0 XVW:
: b0 O3 l5 e3 f# t0 @Vintage Wreck
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