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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- * b$ k; m9 e8 {9 {& |
9 o/ B- J1 L: }. YACURA: 1 W, q; Y/ L5 f) `
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
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AMC: $ ~0 K) z. }" d
All Makes Combined : A, S: ?$ v9 J
A Major Cost 3 T" }4 e9 B9 Y
A Mutated Car
2 R$ P; K# [7 ]+ i, \A Morons Car 8 O4 A9 t' a) Q; x% A. _4 |3 l
Another Major Catastrophe
4 I1 K, C" [0 w8 IA Man's Car
) e5 x- o0 ^3 l4 @6 PA Miss Conception ! u; O5 I, Y' R, [! I8 o
All Muscle Car
$ W. ^1 |. T, o1 k* d+ aAll Most Car
) O _* m( ]- F9 P1 EAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
4 e- k @2 n5 b! |$ `! K; VAutomotive Mental Cruelty % K3 T( k/ b& b9 o+ e( N$ ?! \$ |
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AUDI:
- n" D& `# ^, wAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
1 O' d9 P' J& s Q$ pAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
4 }# w3 [' `0 \Automobile Under Demonic Influence
; f! I5 k3 u& E) j( u3 rAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 3 X2 }" K& W) z$ c# n! P. L
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence - `3 U, {8 j$ D' C% y& h+ K
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
3 @; P/ o f2 a( y, P0 KAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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1 D4 ?2 ~! O* z0 C3 f& V; M, O! R/ JBMW:
7 K, _, k0 ?$ y2 i+ x( g& H- n( A; \Big Money Works 7 o7 u! v/ j& P4 f2 L$ P9 w7 z
Bought My Wife
( W1 H7 l5 s' y& JBrutal Money Waster
# Y& F# S( D4 g3 i qBreak My Window ; c+ u7 B- f- }1 J' Z% ~4 J
Break My Windshield 0 g1 i8 E/ a" O3 D3 |
Babbling Mechanical Wench & l# g3 L4 q/ s- U
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 5 ~& L9 y9 U0 e- h0 b6 e# Q3 p
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
, D' `; L9 C+ U8 E' O$ i5 y& u+ [0 gBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
) a k6 A$ o. v* Y; }9 h+ r6 OBarely Moving Wreck
. M" o5 o% M5 n2 l/ ~& LBig Money Waste
& L' ]4 v( q' n w# g1 ZBig Money. Why? & {' u: r! B0 j" Z5 v# ?
Big Money Works . u) a1 N# f+ c
Born Moderately Wealthy 4 \/ g4 Z2 n; g! t" @4 J
Breaks Most Wrenches , |" i' i9 z2 h3 ~6 p
Bring Many Wrenches
0 `3 _; M8 h8 N8 ^* \" @. [Brings Me Women
. a3 J; i- P NBrings More Women 2 L0 E' t K" A$ ~2 w [
Broken Money Waster
% b! ^$ s( }6 |Broke My Wallet 2 R$ P! B+ N( a: Y* u7 H
Broken Monstrous Wonder
( v( s5 a8 v4 e+ P! QBumbling Mechanical Wretch . J! |( n; Q% f/ {
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 5 P0 z; c1 [( |: ]) W" J
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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1 C/ A: ~: q0 z0 W" X; u5 P9 t0 QBUICK: ; B% j, i& Z, ]. z) v4 p7 c
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer {$ {9 c* I+ `: q
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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# n* z F0 o9 g, W* r+ LCamaro: . v3 B X% N$ a) Q" {. p" K
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
5 g/ z! ^( [+ A2 I3 s" ^/ qCan't America Make A Real One? 8 i4 S, G- L. ~; K5 i& n
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
: c V. q1 @9 h9 G; [Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: 7 g" X9 B- {1 Q) G7 c3 ?
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
+ z8 l. ]: n% h( @Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
# t0 K3 W: I- t& z) _, b! M% ]Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time / ?8 E/ S5 f" k$ [! Z9 Q
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
$ J/ c" n) ]5 P# v. d9 SCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology # Q Y) v- V% E
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( s1 O* H7 B7 F- ADODGE:
, A) y- d3 ?! |" LDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ' {+ ^2 I1 y8 B/ ~ V ]1 z4 h
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 7 }9 X* l8 w* U) ~. H5 }8 b* K3 l
Dead Old Dog Going East ; A0 r0 ~4 d& G- n0 i' \
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires : u) U. i: ]" T" r( _2 ^% F; M! l
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 4 o( [7 q" ^/ `6 n4 t; l
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 4 P% o6 I6 h5 k: Y- I0 K2 {
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter / ]3 T8 l2 d" ?! j+ ]9 { r
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
# A8 p% M1 K3 W4 M9 H3 X. VDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: ( _$ T3 c+ C* i# t
Every Day Something Else Leaks ) U7 U, |1 q! r' Y
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 1 a3 b- B2 V3 S, ^% J
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FIAT:
3 Z) A; }) T7 U8 wFailure in Italian Automotive Technology . s9 U1 s$ O; O3 L: w( M$ k5 V
Fix It Again, Tony
. D B0 I" w2 j* ]# Z- GFix It All the Time $ A# q3 j5 d! w* R
Found In A Toilet
. a8 V' M! V g% ]Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
4 @" i5 \& |2 y- N0 l' m+ D/ Y) CFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
* d" Y8 P3 I* N8 S" F5 x$ q# S# gFix Or Repair Daily 7 E) F" f& k2 z B. ?2 f
Found On Road Dead 1 O5 y; j0 j% Z3 R8 @5 L# I
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
* C0 c3 D2 v9 D/ b3 ~, ]First On Race Day
) i. q+ E* V# X$ a- s* M& YFirst On Recall Day 2 B; W- j- w/ B8 @# g1 {! E
Fabricated Of Refried Dung ! w+ U8 h1 m) f( S# T6 L9 _' x
Fails On Rainy Days
% v/ I, F; h' n2 hFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream % ~; e4 E( X/ _5 k) k f' z
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver - K) G1 r6 T/ ]( i! X
Fault Of R&D + V" i. G: m7 Z" F1 E7 b) s
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 1 v H' Z S# J5 f2 y2 h* u D% p
Fireball On Rear Denting
# m0 a+ s1 ?/ F3 BFirst On Road to Dump
5 U' ^& {! c, V: y- B. JFirst On Rust and Deterioration
4 }' Q* F' p' FFix Or Recycle Dilemma
' @0 U% Y5 b, O5 Y- n J6 iFlipping Over Results in Death
. l0 n/ l n2 n# I" i9 l3 d7 bFlipped Over Roadside Disaster 7 W# v* e, z6 O
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled " G: a L: ^/ V7 {9 [* P+ U7 g
Foot On Road Decelerates ; J- j$ s- X0 V, j' {
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
- |- R8 c3 F& h- V/ S* F5 iFormed Of Rejected DNA
8 d7 \9 w+ X" I% R7 Z& S0 c& fForwarded Once; Return Denied : R: W) H/ N; o) \! {
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
$ {$ W0 @/ A5 t' W9 h' N5 t ]% \Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
9 f$ [* `, J: V8 Q5 ?0 fFork Over Repair Dough 2 D9 S/ M& u, C& i
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge : a* W6 u1 c0 b+ {8 e4 ?
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
) @# m# M" d0 VFree Or Reduced Drastically
2 V9 c/ X( [# e2 VFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 5 f& k5 w$ e6 M$ K% j
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
& b8 a6 P8 r% iFunny Old Rattling Dump
' G2 X/ h& {/ @/ hForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
2 V5 j# f$ y' ]0 v& SFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
! I- v) f/ {5 c' w5 m( N8 |Found Out-Right Dangerous + D: n/ F# K C' K+ U7 U: f
Future Of Racings Delight 7 d3 a6 \5 _# O
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
* r7 ^# k4 K0 e6 V. J) z( a(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords ! d# a* Y' A3 K; F: P. M. D
LTD:
$ n9 O# I! r5 y$ k/ A+ eLacks Total Dependability + h, Q. {3 O/ T k* e
Lots To Do ! U V- y; ~$ v" e) K) g/ A
Looses Transmissions Daily Z3 ?& d# w! Y" p8 T, E
- Z" ~6 {. }3 Q3 C1 q4 |5 RGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 4 N, h" {, N8 M6 @
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GM:
, c/ T; e$ |# x0 S9 E3 v ~General Maintenance
/ Y' R, S! w4 X3 k. n2 N, ~Great Mistake
) o( |- T. j' ZGarbage Motors
# Z( [ R6 \0 ^. y9 @2 jGenerally Miserable 7 Q9 x- U( U$ F3 e! S& \0 e$ x
Grossly Misconceived
- P) Y: N1 ]4 O+ G* b: UGluteus Maximus
+ [- {" q5 @4 A6 _Good Money
# L1 g: _1 Q5 q/ d; b2 x- w5 H2 [) _Goofy's Manufacturing $ b5 S1 {, |3 o" ~
Gone Mental ' Y( N8 q- l& @/ w# O
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GMC:
9 U) C" A+ A7 b0 WGrief & Misery Combined
$ c0 z/ f% F" H! N6 Q* ]) dGarage Man's Companion
2 v1 U4 P# ^3 q1 t% B7 s. Q# \' ^0 hGotta Mechanic Coming?
" X9 n4 Z4 R% b' ?" NGenerally Mediocre Cars
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. x5 N) N& U) a7 {0 HGets Mechanics Crazy
# K0 @* U1 Q$ v3 c% {, Z% S* xGods Mechanical Curse $ {. }, W4 ?, I
Got More Crap ) a5 v* w G5 _8 j
Great Mountain Climber 7 {3 ~+ X* I+ o% v1 y+ @9 y" Y7 b; D
Great Motor Car
S; d9 w. O2 xGod Made Chevy ; m9 \/ W+ V( s; z3 p
Good Moron Car 0 F2 O5 B* e! ^
Got Mine Cheap ; P5 z9 Q, O4 [. \, @ `
Get My Checkbook 6 W7 a |) _0 ^
Gone Mad Corp. 7 ]* f9 W6 C' U5 H! y3 W) C
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GTO:
, A2 o5 X" u" UGas, Tires, Oil
$ ?% G' ?# f0 Y, m: L8 M/ QGet Tools Out
- x: A4 q# t9 j& D: DGet To Onramp
5 b: H+ r* z: O- M1 R# D2 uGood To Own . ]" t! s' `+ z( o8 `$ l ?
Get The Others
) m6 y9 p: s+ E4 q* P7 `/ UGenerally Trashed Out
: Z t- |8 z+ h- F4 qGood Time Out 0 ^- I/ ]1 V' u2 q5 }
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: m7 a5 @; {4 ~9 y" n7 X
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 4 O7 B/ {3 v- E% o/ k, S2 O9 g1 G
Had One Never Did Again & u- U7 v& b5 x
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
& ^" s% e. B: Q7 i" t4 i( F8 ?Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
- v, r7 u. h4 j% U; mHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
& d8 m6 N0 k; L! X6 [) yHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
, x5 W& t6 ^' L3 GHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
_# u' k G* N( p2 I8 UPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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5 S5 I3 f& q7 pHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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! U- L8 ]" K: v( B! k8 WJEEP:
) J% R' O, e6 w/ N! p% [Just Eats Every Part 3 t5 ?5 l [, N% p. S! k
Just Empty Every Pocket , K5 ]8 ~( T$ S7 Q7 D/ I
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly ( k9 ^2 R/ b5 s) ~' N# j
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes + _0 o( k4 ]: c: o
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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3 t. `, M+ _' P6 i0 ~& zKick It Around - m7 |" W, A! x' R9 n1 B5 x
Kick It Again 6 D1 `0 A% F) c
Killed In Action - U U1 h; K0 v$ q3 s
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious & Z! n' ~+ i% r# |7 t' _
: c1 j; c2 j7 {* O) R9 oMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
* J/ @# F+ u3 d a' nMostly Garaged
" `0 N$ f5 U3 t: r% eMajor Goof
! X/ k* L- |; tMGB: Might Go Backwards
$ Y/ Z. @) S6 |% wMGB: Might Go, But . . .
7 o' h3 B9 R7 H$ g' WMGB: Motor Going Bad ( E1 P ]' j: o0 r7 B& R. U! V
MGF: Might Go Forward
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5 a5 b( M8 G& v; W) pMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate / |7 a f; q2 o5 |6 h$ {& ?
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MOPAR . L! x6 e, ]9 {5 C. j$ q) }/ W8 D, y
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly & e. B5 N, N% I7 E- i
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously + [# C/ e" s1 n( X) n8 L8 q& w
Most Often Passed At Races
- q! A) p2 w2 D! }5 D# JMostly Old Parts And Rust
; @" o: v, Y% l/ s6 o3 `; m( XMove Over People Are Racing
8 l* c8 n8 A- XMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 4 G' ~ g1 `4 S
My Old Pig Ain't Running
* h( K" Q9 s# f/ rMy Only Problems Are Repairs
) K9 |3 U# K9 o; z5 D/ h$ x" u/ CMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement . P& K' V8 n5 u7 ~6 s% _8 \, x
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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* k2 A$ |9 Y* Q7 H( TMUSTANG: 8 y( |+ M3 w) B0 [5 V- l ?
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ' h: Z, t; h* Q3 a1 [% a4 f$ g9 c
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
5 E$ J" [3 v& ?2 f8 Q8 B# x- eMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 3 p+ M+ v* Y* N: ~: K) e8 n3 s
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: 1 o' j. g1 A% _5 ~! s# o
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 1 v( P. c" `% ~/ j; a5 x* `- U
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: ) t2 A0 v8 g0 }9 z, v8 v7 ?* F
Put In Nickel To Operate
6 R" r& ?2 ]) n$ V/ xPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
" O2 d9 Y" c" I' M5 ZPut In New Transmission Often
1 G) @/ ?' [. d- ^9 u& ?, }Pushed In Neutral Too Often & e$ ?0 Q7 \9 w+ R% G1 W
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e- d4 a9 X8 e, {$ j' U1 W' vPONTIAC: " L- J* a7 ?/ S. T @& W/ {
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car : \- v) ~+ b( ?+ P {
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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1 ?( X$ o7 v3 K6 _$ q# T5 |2 iPORSCHE:
8 r8 _) n' O8 Z: B1 jProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ( b& ]/ m( q, |8 a
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: & \* U& u) \, c6 R. Q% B& F
Send Another Automobile Back
. l5 {7 B+ j. [3 e; l" e1 {& ZSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 8 @7 p; d4 Q$ |, x0 }0 f! P
Sad Attempt At Beauty 1 m/ i$ T8 j D4 t- z: E$ Q
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
9 P9 M2 f# M5 ^( U PShape Appears Ass-Backwards 1 {6 f+ E8 _' N. |
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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5 Q* V& |1 F3 M! ?) H) v. dToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto $ c& W# l4 Y8 m' i& T( z
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass " j! w! q) [6 R8 S8 M! [+ o( |, E0 p
The One You Ought To Avoid " O) G, Z- t6 C7 k
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TRIUMPH: ( b9 \: v @1 e" P
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
) w/ g; p X0 y2 H: w# @5 K* n TTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! % r4 L/ B p# U9 N
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% W2 \, M, n& n+ H1 nTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object - h9 \. a, x# r) `6 }
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Vintage Wreck
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