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. {3 V1 b q" O. ]ACURA:
/ _' w2 e. p1 I+ k9 k4 ?' x* KAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
1 N5 v" _* K4 f8 MAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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0 N" V* v" S& [. kAMC:
6 s" b1 }3 M8 B1 NAll Makes Combined
, {2 m6 ]2 }( n/ I- qA Major Cost
% e; p9 {2 S, \* h$ B' A, \A Mutated Car
+ }# r& {! u# ?+ \& w: r7 lA Morons Car
+ U& G }$ x, ^8 ]6 cAnother Major Catastrophe # |5 X0 P$ r' S$ T- j- T M
A Man's Car
) S5 L- }% h+ M! U0 o) t5 }A Miss Conception
- j. V" B- ?) W+ o. n; pAll Muscle Car
" \$ f* s' O; r( n m8 ]6 `" OAll Most Car 7 }5 H" @1 {8 w3 }9 w' ?6 d
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
7 C* V( g4 e' aAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: ! P3 V/ V: A, h6 Z
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 1 N4 o* x% b0 P( M1 g
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
+ g0 k0 s! x2 f0 M/ v; xAutomobile Under Demonic Influence L+ z4 ?3 g' [- h) p
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 0 Z% C' i/ J& F% R- R' z7 {
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence & @' Y$ ?. q% k
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. " k3 R. m( }' G9 X, v
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
& O& M' p* ?9 KBig Money Works ' J, W" w5 r4 D1 D! P& z- s
Bought My Wife 0 n4 q( Z% {4 h) t; q6 }/ o7 `
Brutal Money Waster
/ @' d; u, Z+ `. M7 | S2 Z* u/ d% SBreak My Window 7 e0 K1 D" O2 a6 y( a2 e4 c7 Y
Break My Windshield
" T& L; H# }* @; @( S% qBabbling Mechanical Wench . ]- _- L9 i5 a/ B9 p( K* J4 F# U
Beastly Monstrous Wonder ' j1 `, @/ L% Q: s: H1 B* ?- G
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 7 r/ O; o0 d. K. r6 `. @( i3 u
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder " o6 @ U5 R+ N
Barely Moving Wreck
5 L; I6 v9 V' hBig Money Waste
& @& N0 n) g m/ \1 YBig Money. Why?
( x2 T5 x9 ?! c) CBig Money Works
8 \: C0 M: [1 hBorn Moderately Wealthy + n* t4 \7 F# x+ f( {
Breaks Most Wrenches
( |/ h3 [5 _) a% BBring Many Wrenches
0 b2 t, P A7 `Brings Me Women " \$ [; A9 u; g
Brings More Women 1 b/ Z& T9 `: `1 J- n* s& g0 v
Broken Money Waster ' K3 C) _3 p( B! ]- o
Broke My Wallet
" ]' I8 R+ ^: u! j0 e5 qBroken Monstrous Wonder
' Y! k8 @& k% _/ I, ?Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
7 l" p' u( M& R3 E; i! cBlasphemous Motorized Wreck 5 N0 M9 R9 {% S' B" f8 ?2 |3 @) i8 h
Bavarian Manure Wagon * A4 ?7 b: u) J& y8 {% g
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2 E( h2 ]7 Q! d# @! ~9 _6 ~Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 6 x2 b% Q5 `. K; g% B
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King ! G3 m& K" k) J6 s( g0 v+ [- H2 l
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Camaro: ! M0 q, G6 m2 Z' e; [: {" u
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ( g! i5 k1 k! a4 l
Can't America Make A Real One? & i% u Y$ i( D: x
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
) u+ w9 M' l7 J0 F& HCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
4 F$ C: |. K' D# {5 Z8 p! o% DCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips ! X6 F7 R( |6 D& l- G2 S- K4 I! I
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
, k0 V+ c) _2 @# W0 U6 NCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Q/ B7 N5 n! [5 vConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 3 w/ i1 u1 ?, E
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology : v( f3 V9 a& R# v
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# c E' j* j' O/ UDODGE: 2 {) S* m& X5 j. O& }1 d) f, l+ c
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
( @: _* H. Q c: |2 F- vDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
& [1 l% r% `/ X2 q1 cDead Old Dog Going East
! e5 A- H: Q) ?% e& v( i2 ~- vDead On Day Guarantee Expires
; G3 y# m, C, I5 W* x. UDead On Delivery, Go Easy
2 ]7 n4 k& [$ [* x. A* O+ X- ?Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Q6 k, R5 i5 K8 n0 h8 a5 C4 N# F/ VDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter - @4 c) d2 Y2 Q5 N8 j. ~: V- i1 ]% z
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
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EDSEL:
7 N" A# _+ P# N2 E! u' w2 WEvery Day Something Else Leaks 1 Y, t' q7 {/ W
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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/ _4 {6 k) t1 N" u$ S3 X: i7 o& AFIAT: + g, h+ S& ]! @: ~1 P
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
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Found In A Toilet
/ k* }* @+ [0 z7 WFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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$ F, x+ w6 _1 R9 ?6 c* IFORD: - C6 I' P5 \ y p8 C# f$ H- D
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge " j4 Q' Z4 X) T# d
Fix Or Repair Daily
0 {# M5 T9 t0 @5 S6 b( Y- t% z5 ]; SFound On Road Dead
8 e8 T2 p" O5 p) XFast Only Rolling Downhill + I% R6 F! W6 f6 h# j7 U
First On Race Day ) e* Y8 N8 N8 O7 }- {
First On Recall Day " L3 r, b( D" B, n7 F2 _
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
, ~' p1 ]& d; s; Z, uFails On Rainy Days
3 U! b9 H3 |9 u& V' WFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream ( ^( o+ t5 S" f O# Z4 a' @
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
2 v! z' Q$ h/ A( ]/ L9 zFault Of R&D 5 {2 d$ p. y; E
Finally Obsolete Racing Device & S* A5 P: w( B9 n
Fireball On Rear Denting
$ P, x8 _- @$ E4 uFirst On Road to Dump
0 P. Y+ [" x" c, x2 U3 hFirst On Rust and Deterioration 4 J; |9 z+ |8 c5 q, \# R! t
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
2 Y, V; f* V) u {9 mFlipping Over Results in Death 5 p2 k' l* E! ?, o8 j
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster * ?) I/ v! H& F
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 4 h; Z3 }6 P1 D& `; q
Foot On Road Decelerates ` w2 T- I |) x1 i# a; q
Forced On Reluctant Drivers - l$ s# U, ^5 G' N1 H
Formed Of Rejected DNA
) y$ L/ A8 v/ v. n/ `/ V/ m- t, OForwarded Once; Return Denied 1 p0 e* `, e7 Z+ M- e; h4 V
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
$ h/ d- u* e5 Y4 A" J0 ?Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 1 {$ n% @5 e6 B
Fork Over Repair Dough
. w& ~) e5 J5 P8 _Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
$ V# C. d) [' s: v# R" CFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
; `, j" H- }; x* i/ N, H8 rFree Or Reduced Drastically . i7 h& _3 H2 C8 z) O) K( b s
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
2 u& a& J: s3 e0 ]+ U1 a) bFumes and Odors Readily Detectable % w8 M( s5 ?% ?& d
Funny Old Rattling Dump ' T5 D h6 s7 @; }
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) , S' H3 m, T+ _* v. S# g1 t
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
5 U; _7 k9 L8 Z( }2 ^Found Out-Right Dangerous
% j/ b1 N" s$ g0 ^ T6 o# uFuture Of Racings Delight & L& ~4 r; K2 D5 }# Q
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
2 B$ u; l6 u9 v% B5 p. f(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords / ^" z6 v* S/ S1 Y& K
LTD:
, p6 [ W% `# n/ G O, L- M xLacks Total Dependability
3 z& v& D0 ^1 E# k- RLots To Do + U1 ?# e/ u) W9 n
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
( V$ s* ~; ^& u6 C% y; iGeneral Maintenance & Q; p. ~, }& K; f* b7 J8 V8 J
Great Mistake
m& I/ A# v3 t& {Garbage Motors
9 V8 I7 e9 `0 F0 _' v' V* IGenerally Miserable 1 y) j5 A) a$ ~7 I/ Z9 U7 H1 v
Grossly Misconceived
$ H' m0 _2 J' }5 QGluteus Maximus
# I* R: f' |: H/ Z& b% GGood Money
1 [0 N( c& \. G* A. x( PGoofy's Manufacturing ' |9 w( W# C4 u. K9 P: s* _
Gone Mental ' H2 E2 y: u3 x" m$ S2 r
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Grief & Misery Combined % R( [ F& D8 g- C$ _. d
Garage Man's Companion : L8 C8 C1 z2 F
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
% e! q$ `; o! N7 Z+ R2 @Generally Mediocre Cars 2 n/ h6 Q G& ]( T8 X
Get More Chicks
8 L! f5 X; J0 h0 RGets Mechanics Crazy
& L0 ?( o9 I) zGods Mechanical Curse
9 e( }7 D2 O [Got More Crap ) r& s$ U Q& @+ }6 i y& d# Y
Great Mountain Climber ) m5 m: l3 ^8 y4 Q& K6 `* U
Great Motor Car # ~; [; I$ |- b- `6 S5 S
God Made Chevy
; ^6 ]: `# _' a+ R7 sGood Moron Car 2 g- s! m- T2 Y% J
Got Mine Cheap . P3 _ q' s2 l3 i+ k
Get My Checkbook # P# f# j9 T$ C7 B0 D
Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO: * h" o' V& `% x& x' t
Gas, Tires, Oil
( d) d! G* ]# X5 C$ Z, Q# cGet Tools Out " A5 X# @2 Z; R/ m1 v
Get To Onramp
# ]& `# ^1 n7 PGood To Own
. ~( L9 J$ U- t1 Y4 k& hGet The Others : e [+ I2 V# r7 ~$ t& N. ]
Generally Trashed Out 4 \/ x8 J. U% [
Good Time Out " ]0 i6 {/ H7 o2 O) H
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: 5 p" c/ |9 V; f
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
1 [/ J6 t7 r* v5 Y: IHad One Never Did Again
2 X6 L$ z# G) s B3 L5 N& KHang On, Not Done Accelerating $ r! U$ h- e: `
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 6 r H: u* _' I+ k4 y1 ]/ |
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles $ R* M W6 _9 S
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 4 t- D8 X+ v* p! I9 {* R$ |
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
" N. X/ w/ ~ [5 E3 {, }7 R" D# O, QPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes * ?$ V; q5 |1 [5 R/ _# K
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+ Q# M$ f7 Z7 x! CHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: : X) s" k/ d3 I! ?" i+ c
Just Eats Every Part
3 V/ Z! g0 A5 @0 m RJust Empty Every Pocket & `( Y1 r M5 l% d, ]' {
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 8 ] l+ i; L: ^. }
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes ; D! [3 R- q, x( R/ ? C
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: : @0 l, J. M, n( |. V/ c
Kick It Around - G& p. M0 X9 H: D5 P
Kick It Again $ H! i' J' A! \. B/ [4 w# `) r
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious L/ `% A8 \% O7 ]8 w$ B: @ s
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along * h8 d# t. m8 X) P3 e
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5 z# q) A8 |4 p- P5 h* e, i; zMoney Guzzler & A2 E* o. A7 _3 z9 l3 O- Y) f
Mostly Garaged - ?" E1 H' F/ z7 O2 N& I
Major Goof ! H2 \( s3 `* J' b6 D! y
MGB: Might Go Backwards 3 U4 X; N5 Y( ]& d* Q" V, J
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
: X! r; G" q0 zMGB: Motor Going Bad 1 E+ ?1 p$ N5 J% w; c2 f" y
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate / D2 a) W! Y6 m: G! k. J0 P$ V0 O
% I8 j. w; m) ~9 R Y# rMOPAR $ B. S2 J3 ?; a" ^( d" _
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
0 T3 X. X9 V1 x4 {" @4 pMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ; C: M- }$ ~6 S- u( z
Most Often Passed At Races
1 q7 M T9 k/ r: G* [Mostly Old Parts And Rust 0 P. I6 s# v6 h" m, d1 ^) Y
Move Over People Are Racing
" R3 z' g2 t9 u/ ?Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly * x- n2 R {' ]8 k" l* z" ~
My Old Pig Ain't Running ( n: H6 Y7 T6 ^3 O5 \
My Only Problems Are Repairs
8 F) x4 p3 O8 e+ f! I0 p' qMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement $ m% z, p w7 H3 U; r' t0 r* P) y
More Often Parts Are Replaced ( T! F9 {% D$ q; q8 i
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2 ?- k. y' S- H/ w; e$ |* t0 r( W% HMUSTANG: 3 m; e& t: o5 d( `9 c$ W) H# U2 D
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
' x3 E, Q8 \+ [! X3 z' b& [& wMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
7 t# K4 {- n. M4 z0 RMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
! i7 L4 }' U, \& o, m* G% n. YMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: ( h8 i3 N2 B5 o: s
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday ' J; q" A5 r! ?9 M0 q
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment * V! u, F; A' U7 l% H# r
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# B8 K- d" C5 | SPINTO:
7 C4 {+ ~. h7 e/ ]# N* uPut In Nickel To Operate
: Y7 h$ g Q/ Z5 ^3 uPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ! c# k" @7 h& O$ ^% t4 k3 m
Put In New Transmission Often . {0 ?. o* X5 w( L: Q3 j+ `3 d
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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" W2 R) D' ]4 W5 APONTIAC: # q H5 x. m V9 S4 B( W! T
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ) Z9 k1 }* i. g+ J/ y
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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$ i% ~- e& F" C% R" @+ j0 X* b" dPORSCHE:
) ~" A* G7 `4 _8 @2 l& LProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 8 a! e( j# U( n8 n% {8 y/ ~. T
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough . P4 ^% D h. G
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Send Another Automobile Back 4 e' N4 T$ {: m. o" [2 D) V4 N) Q
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
# ^% L# b7 F3 D# b& D% U/ A$ g/ mSad Attempt At Beauty
' U' `+ \; \* D6 U% F& K0 E: k+ RSorry Auto, Always Broken
: g9 h6 |: I3 g: B9 zShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: , E1 j5 e5 M) y4 D
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto " q1 S; e" D* [3 `
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
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TRIUMPH:
# h" c, p9 e5 D$ d4 VThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! & J0 a: C8 r5 g6 H- Y: q" A
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! - H' f% b) o* c: O2 P
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TR: Tools Required & ~! ?9 `! `+ j8 r0 e6 p% f/ W
: o( [" x# R N; u! a/ N1 ]: a8 ~7 |, AVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 4 m4 N7 m* l% M# ^
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VW:
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