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7 l4 q- }3 g% ~% Y* K7 o1 IACURA:
. t* q6 V; J% C' ~0 UAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
3 K2 q% g4 D' f) I- F9 g! L" u3 hAsia's Curse Upon Rural America / h) t% D1 u4 I( X* T
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AMC:
+ p/ L- t1 y AAll Makes Combined ' p+ M6 M. c) {2 i6 E+ [- y
A Major Cost
5 C) {; t* ^" Z- {A Mutated Car ) V4 I( H; N, _) _! v8 N% J
A Morons Car , H, I2 H1 g4 i- m& h1 A8 A
Another Major Catastrophe * I' ^3 M4 \& N* s0 s: \
A Man's Car
8 v% `% q: U) Q; lA Miss Conception
! \. m$ i9 r9 _( dAll Muscle Car 4 y4 j! C2 E. o
All Most Car
6 s( X3 D" D0 @/ u8 mAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
2 `: C3 e) @0 t( _4 X' RAutomotive Mental Cruelty * Y7 d0 }8 Y: ^2 {- Z
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AUDI: * D- |: z' h2 g6 z1 a( c
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 5 V& @8 [3 X! r5 {( l" i; @5 [0 _" h8 g
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
! {8 Y2 T( n- ~9 OAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
- x: [0 n0 Q+ ]* tAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
% P% E7 o+ F9 u' K H% a3 _4 O% W$ G) ~Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
/ L6 s) e" B) rAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
) a* k1 F. D4 o0 e% k @8 k8 }5 LAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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; u5 \) F* D% I$ z5 W; yBMW:
/ E) m8 l+ ~ R6 eBig Money Works
& U: M" h5 C5 {/ U s6 N0 YBought My Wife - [1 `3 n1 w, z8 a0 c6 U' d
Brutal Money Waster
3 H4 S. T. h9 ~& @Break My Window % K1 I: ?' D0 b$ x) }; y$ L- [
Break My Windshield & ^4 q8 @9 U9 H% h! Z
Babbling Mechanical Wench
& u# o' P& r* L4 ^2 z3 fBeastly Monstrous Wonder ' q' F5 U/ o. A' J% k' o; p
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
: P3 \6 a0 S1 PBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
, V6 ^0 ^! Q$ @8 Y7 j9 \ QBarely Moving Wreck
) }: s8 M7 @1 d/ mBig Money Waste
; N& C7 O% w2 x- KBig Money. Why?
& A0 f3 W7 V8 {. s, kBig Money Works
! w3 l/ q! A; m8 e0 MBorn Moderately Wealthy , N V; W: [, b3 x/ H5 K' v
Breaks Most Wrenches
5 w2 d6 q% ^( D4 ~& o fBring Many Wrenches
+ b. z! e8 b! d) Z/ KBrings Me Women
! J' k" v- Z% D- u2 c! \6 m; fBrings More Women 6 j& z& Z/ u( j; p
Broken Money Waster 2 f( j9 s. P' u t7 L z1 |# w/ o
Broke My Wallet ) Y# r/ Z; s4 B7 a3 ]
Broken Monstrous Wonder , k# k/ I* G' G7 Y. b+ _
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
% a; Y) u* e4 A9 r: U; }Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 4 H3 \7 A0 S3 r Y2 N( m1 A
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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6 j6 m K' o+ q6 f* W1 l4 VBUICK: + _: }1 I; i6 w5 L+ E
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 6 k# n6 B7 M+ N% F
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
* ]5 [/ W& B* M7 y5 |Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 8 ^$ q& w6 ^; f- c! K
Can't America Make A Real One?
5 ~' J; K2 m8 b R; o$ cChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
8 ^* h% c/ m4 R- T$ b. i- N2 FCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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2 V8 ? S% O5 \& x6 ACHEVROLET:
5 a Z7 r3 e4 n) Y% _6 g, rCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips & {9 [5 r( Z& C1 C
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
% z8 B4 Z0 l/ {; a5 q9 |# jCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time ' ]. ~; H; U4 ?: I+ [5 r
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
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9 ^* G% W) F5 l% J; j. x- BDODGE:
0 f/ {$ `+ S* Z* n4 EDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
2 I/ r' k9 G* q a" R, I8 g# S1 h, }Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
+ R5 j2 k0 \1 q2 p) GDead Old Dog Going East
" ?+ ~8 m5 T0 l2 F; i3 bDead On Day Guarantee Expires
1 l7 W9 x- o& a$ NDead On Delivery, Go Easy 8 P# T" A- A" B& q" R" l8 S9 @) R
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired + n& b% M* i m5 ]3 K
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
; O# d r3 H3 ^6 `0 m# ^2 JDear Old Dads Garage Experiment $ g$ j4 M z8 h5 J+ ?7 @
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 5 m" Q: H' D* X" w/ Z# n
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EDSEL: : n' V9 p6 V3 v7 w5 I: D8 P% y
Every Day Something Else Leaks
8 x i& C' U* U- BEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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3 G6 A' H0 D Q0 h6 B" `% y( cFIAT: 0 z- L+ ^8 }0 w/ i2 ], }" N
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
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Fix It All the Time + `/ t# A9 f9 g6 g9 e2 r
Found In A Toilet
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0 o; h s# Q3 ?" M8 xFORD: % T5 b t7 v* [
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
* ?9 G& c8 N/ eFix Or Repair Daily - V7 G) _( L* Y) `) P% K* n2 a
Found On Road Dead
( ]7 c( k- D( k7 J( M6 kFast Only Rolling Downhill ; v* p6 f' u- {0 K0 H+ z
First On Race Day
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% F* f6 D4 w! Z, F& D. d; _ CFabricated Of Refried Dung
C4 P% x/ m" c% h2 oFails On Rainy Days
' }5 z' _1 C$ ^( o( e5 H* o+ qFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
- J* G. m! `- G% J" nFatally Obese Redneck Driver
, K; f* C' r5 Q2 a( M6 n( nFault Of R&D # x# [' p: I8 s! D$ n
Finally Obsolete Racing Device + J5 ?7 L) K' H& `- j( G) s
Fireball On Rear Denting
; G8 X% s* u% m8 m! aFirst On Road to Dump
2 o) W6 `9 H& o, i( s/ i9 oFirst On Rust and Deterioration
. o% X b1 r: {Fix Or Recycle Dilemma $ `# K! f6 J$ J7 @9 q' H$ K
Flipping Over Results in Death ' a) {. \* Z% {8 s
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
: l: X! D7 r2 o1 G& D' N5 v% \Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Q0 ?5 |. D u* z0 X7 R2 x9 F6 A3 iFoot On Road Decelerates
5 c% n9 G2 n! j s. N6 j9 @! FForced On Reluctant Drivers
# K! w3 C3 @4 G3 K) QFormed Of Rejected DNA
, d6 h8 q- T% S5 q% p$ l4 kForwarded Once; Return Denied
" N. K: @# j& h) IForward Only; Reverse Defective 4 Z( T) G1 S: F
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 9 J* i* u! [# q: s F: t
Fork Over Repair Dough
: a8 g/ W5 V* t) \+ p( K. PFouled Out Re-done Dodge
" s) a- \/ n, M# fFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
3 g0 b- ^2 N: R2 Q G; W+ v- gFree Or Reduced Drastically
5 Q3 m5 j9 Q! F; ~- U+ oFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed . F* @' S; ]! q6 D. e- N
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
* q1 t' c0 U, xFunny Old Rattling Dump
+ F- M# X6 ]6 v/ h( I. O8 AForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ! k2 z; ^, U+ O X- z6 L* f# ]
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA % u, l* @! o) }, W1 q3 ~
Found Out-Right Dangerous * K$ N- z& H: z* P: N, K) v
Future Of Racings Delight
9 ~2 x' @; b/ [6 W% k0 w( @& m(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot % L8 b- Z8 m% ~ L
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords . p& Z' E8 q( `" R$ q$ ?, z
LTD:
6 k. r% ]! \; R% C+ pLacks Total Dependability 4 w* @# F2 V. H3 [8 |% z& h/ M
Lots To Do / y/ E% N1 n% W4 J5 p- H
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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, y& V+ P2 c3 |+ XGeneral Maintenance 5 R8 G# Z! l1 a+ {, u, t5 F0 G8 s" x
Great Mistake * K. }1 p$ C3 q# X; _. ?; E
Garbage Motors
. c1 ]* m1 G; Q, t# n7 I: h, e2 aGenerally Miserable ! n2 m/ R, U9 ^, h
Grossly Misconceived / A. r! \# q% T4 w, U! _
Gluteus Maximus - ?8 H' [/ D# Q2 g x! C# I
Good Money 6 u5 D$ Z# \6 F1 E
Goofy's Manufacturing $ i. E/ Y2 `3 O3 v. x/ y! [
Gone Mental
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GMC: ! [+ n, [3 l& k( k
Grief & Misery Combined
2 C8 k4 V. Z% K8 b# F& K' c" E1 E+ aGarage Man's Companion
' P! I' @, W) q1 _" e8 i; q& bGotta Mechanic Coming?
& l4 a @, Y, v+ E! _. p0 dGenerally Mediocre Cars
5 m* _# n' f3 I9 o/ QGet More Chicks
# B w- X& b$ z. L* b; q7 c0 wGets Mechanics Crazy
+ L* h! B7 u/ M/ b% QGods Mechanical Curse
! n: P6 P9 m3 Q+ I HGot More Crap
8 u9 X& ]% h2 r2 v& IGreat Mountain Climber 4 A+ q. [. E# g- I) G9 c0 n! R
Great Motor Car 3 b; h7 h0 h( q) |3 f k
God Made Chevy
; W! k ?9 m& u: Z* XGood Moron Car
8 N8 R- O" c" i9 f( m' {7 `. oGot Mine Cheap : V7 l6 k* c7 r" w# s. x
Get My Checkbook * g# m. Z% y8 F1 g" i9 J% _
Gone Mad Corp.
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% F& d8 r) r/ ZGas, Tires, Oil
" i0 n0 B" e2 QGet Tools Out
; j0 { e/ F* w% ]3 KGet To Onramp ! G+ j% [9 M* h. q0 I( j
Good To Own
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Generally Trashed Out
" ]& x5 @- v$ U3 U1 dGood Time Out - o7 d7 h1 z& C3 Z+ D
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
3 f1 M( y0 o6 \2 j) c W& kHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
4 m8 t' @, q, Q0 H1 M2 rHad One Never Did Again 9 l1 h5 z' x+ j& t! e
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
1 s, E% D, Y- C9 h q; |, \8 lHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 8 B/ q3 \% |6 ]# P
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
) b% c7 l, A% ~* YHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration % K6 ]. n; g( y* N; }
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? , A& T$ N) A; E1 Z2 e: ?9 ]
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ) |9 y& A: u! p/ D$ x9 g' s
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+ I0 d+ [# C( g. BHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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4 X8 E2 A7 v4 P2 c* g5 U8 ^, FJEEP:
0 w- k. e0 ~! x5 m" |; j8 FJust Eats Every Part
8 v8 ?6 p) P2 I& ]Just Empty Every Pocket
1 z1 ]% [- n9 S! N* lJunk Engineering Executed Poorly - ?6 u0 I' e: z5 M7 k$ t( i7 s' h
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes + h F. @% I: [. L+ e2 @" ?; ]
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
7 a6 l" R! Y2 uKick It Around 6 A5 i5 B; k6 J
Kick It Again + I6 \! s* `. i# U( `
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler 7 ~! p! z2 c: i; k
Mostly Garaged 2 ]0 r- C" G) T
Major Goof 1 d8 G( L5 f6 A& Y, |7 P w, u
MGB: Might Go Backwards 5 |% n. u. v4 c1 l5 t
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
0 g7 e3 m e5 Z2 [3 _( x$ `MGB: Motor Going Bad 1 k3 `) C) D7 s, b, F) a
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ; m. i- w2 q* O5 R6 e2 g1 l7 [8 W
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MOPAR 9 P& i/ W# \# a; F4 J# q
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
7 \7 w, p; Y) P; A7 S( SMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
B9 T9 Y1 O* i( J( o% dMost Often Passed At Races
- e. ?, [ c. j# A g/ b; t0 i' a! CMostly Old Parts And Rust
) g' P- g8 o0 p' d% K3 [Move Over People Are Racing
4 Z4 t8 g( s% b0 ~0 T7 b6 J, ~+ bMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly / b3 f" p/ w3 b d- q2 U# P. s
My Old Pig Ain't Running
# `; D' a7 }# D/ pMy Only Problems Are Repairs 4 i" M) y+ f1 V9 e; d
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement , F H: e6 h" p1 C) {& D
More Often Parts Are Replaced & {4 p8 |7 C6 \# ?' ~: ?
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, z1 i4 p: d& y! v( [MUSTANG: - W1 x9 e; m1 K6 U
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good : N& e9 ]8 w8 y; l# i9 i
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 1 ]8 l4 H6 H5 `9 E2 p
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
* z4 u; X( u* x8 Z* @+ mMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
: X3 V. f) p9 K4 YOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
1 m3 W, }9 o4 q. F0 [Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
! P6 m1 ]7 B4 i. S1 `/ OPut In Nickel To Operate
7 c& K9 s7 J/ z1 Q2 \# BPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
2 V0 i* o) D/ S d. aPut In New Transmission Often 7 Y3 Y% `1 `$ Z J. k7 ^4 [
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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. H5 l1 _3 }$ NPONTIAC:
4 C1 @3 `8 ~& VPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ) j5 U' r+ A# l W. e- y( `2 @6 w
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac , o5 n( t* O0 p0 |5 Y0 o
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; S- f- z" G; s( GPORSCHE: * X' f: u5 V- `; ]7 s8 j( d8 ]
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything , }% K' z* b* t7 Z
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
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Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown ' T/ z" O& ]) |# K
Sad Attempt At Beauty
$ ?0 P5 F( \% gSorry Auto, Always Broken / v# L4 t" L2 v& K- C& M
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 3 s% R( s( i3 {& i) i
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
) L8 G2 W0 `, T3 B* n5 v$ J3 JTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass 5 i- x/ P% g9 A& E& e: l
The One You Ought To Avoid ( [$ g$ |0 d& ?5 y/ @0 P: H
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- w) ?; A( q, _% g( c0 v! x5 wTRIUMPH:
% d* G# f; {0 @: wThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
& p5 S' R5 [. h$ hTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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9 N! |& x, {; K b% VTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ! t$ U$ Z2 L9 a1 k9 e
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Vintage Wreck / _& ]( P* O6 F6 C4 r
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