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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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" u4 [; [5 M8 t* tACURA:
& `- `) {* B& E6 h: l+ PAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
, Q3 D8 Q" L- L. G9 q! N8 j$ \Asia's Curse Upon Rural America * I, v6 l) G# P
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AMC:
8 m, ]& e7 t8 t+ w& T! W. ]All Makes Combined & L c& W2 R$ _( {
A Major Cost
1 t( A+ O% Y3 [1 k; f9 DA Mutated Car
" Q3 c- C8 O! U$ u/ NA Morons Car * g5 E/ G0 I% d2 y% P% {( H( q
Another Major Catastrophe ) ]. u, ?' R& b7 g1 Q- S1 J
A Man's Car 9 T7 H5 s6 C; d4 `. }
A Miss Conception % H( m: _* q0 @- Y+ o$ m
All Muscle Car
; [8 q0 |8 y- I# RAll Most Car & x3 S- l! `5 X3 f# x+ X+ ?1 N
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
/ j" F4 `& @; {$ l ^' @9 \9 Q) gAutomotive Mental Cruelty 0 ~ x. w4 x0 w [. R8 g& O
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AUDI: 5 O- Q8 i4 V) K0 W5 {9 T
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
" J9 G/ m( z% ~' p/ R# k9 ^Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 5 M/ o7 b+ u% w9 f# z; |! _
Automobile Under Demonic Influence / Q' ]/ Y( H0 \9 E @8 H, W$ y
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention ; A/ o5 a# F; {9 f5 A
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence : h- s" @, g/ W% o% f4 m
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
9 a; K a% j) M4 I! h% \All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: : l! K c3 A; d6 j3 H
Big Money Works q7 l/ [% [ u
Bought My Wife 8 o& k! M1 |; }4 w, `
Brutal Money Waster 4 I" r9 c- O( d; d
Break My Window
% A0 Z' `& C7 ^+ ]3 IBreak My Windshield
- _5 p0 v% V; R- \' H9 ^) ]6 g# UBabbling Mechanical Wench
6 M' n& D6 X& P/ x6 b# wBeastly Monstrous Wonder ; Q% [4 y/ B1 B2 I5 s- @/ O
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels " B0 \9 Q* x& X3 ^% f7 E
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder ' [" S2 g- K7 b/ B# O2 ]2 o
Barely Moving Wreck
- e" B# T) @& V& w q# P+ nBig Money Waste
1 H# u2 j! _) j. mBig Money. Why?
3 ^7 l2 h. m/ R% @Big Money Works
; A. X) S6 T) s7 h7 _Born Moderately Wealthy
; h. _4 B6 X$ ~% b4 ]0 c4 nBreaks Most Wrenches 4 ?) |: V! h8 v; Z
Bring Many Wrenches
1 Z: r6 [5 c# Y" {2 PBrings Me Women
3 Q$ M3 h* @2 O+ h. E1 R8 `3 kBrings More Women % w/ F7 @" y4 F' y$ Y* r
Broken Money Waster
" Z8 m* F7 j: F% X' `3 ]- g+ cBroke My Wallet
, ?; ]4 P5 [; v1 N2 @Broken Monstrous Wonder 0 u' t y$ |7 z. y$ [1 G1 Y0 {: w. n
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
$ Q. A7 j' Y- k( t1 i6 u3 @Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
& N& }# c3 @, kBavarian Manure Wagon 0 w/ ~5 W7 d4 g' H5 c
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BUICK: Q% L7 ?6 P! m+ U U; J: A) h/ T
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ; R+ m) U7 J; G, e3 N2 v
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: - g# Y' T$ J$ H! M+ z( [8 j+ {
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
8 e# u, u8 h0 z3 ^Can't America Make A Real One?
, Z: Y6 l+ a9 t3 X. I: YChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
. C4 ~6 a/ H- ]2 y0 q- OCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often 1 K$ p$ b2 W- G; L" s9 ?
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CHEVROLET: x- O2 q- p* l8 j: b$ `5 _6 {7 y. Q
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
- s/ l- z1 r( e" Y" ^" y, YCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 1 C0 S) U5 d( g u: l
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
0 V D) u3 d1 a& m2 T) dConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
+ ~' P# u* H4 z% l! c! ~6 A4 h' i$ ~Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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& n9 A3 q# ?5 _: ~' w4 sDODGE: N" d3 H1 u" _0 o( \
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere / K9 O9 o, t) J; T" A7 I3 I4 A
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
* {* J. Q# h) V& P. F( c4 v4 p# \Dead Old Dog Going East
5 U# z2 a8 k7 _) b+ PDead On Day Guarantee Expires
Z% |9 x# H: x rDead On Delivery, Go Easy
! ?' G8 T; H- i. QDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
( p& O' g; @0 F# LDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 6 Y3 k7 s3 |2 X2 d& b7 O) e
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 6 `3 D# |, ^4 l: D* ^
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 6 ^0 c( O9 S" F7 T$ h
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9 S% r) y( W4 G* aEDSEL:
( _) T/ b3 i8 t1 x7 m" g1 DEvery Day Something Else Leaks
- g/ v+ z; Z; M9 PEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
K- A$ W) |1 e# Y" wFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
; j0 i+ A# v/ M/ Z6 a: |Fix It Again, Tony / q. B8 O3 g. G/ h4 `
Fix It All the Time
. \. g6 Z7 z1 {6 RFound In A Toilet 9 P1 X/ G2 h# I9 c) D- O9 z) B- O
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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9 _, ?& j# C2 N) p ^FORD:
7 L9 u! R0 D [" I( LFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge ; R" }4 X( y o+ J" p5 x% Q
Fix Or Repair Daily
2 o2 U2 N) `3 q* xFound On Road Dead
3 g# g' {5 Y, w8 `# V/ j' ?# ~9 q6 [Fast Only Rolling Downhill
1 N! [- B9 t# G2 C1 J. @First On Race Day 0 T+ q. i' Z. l3 I D/ C( M
First On Recall Day ! U, U1 O- J6 ?6 O
Fabricated Of Refried Dung ' C/ P% Y4 q9 R0 H4 E1 {
Fails On Rainy Days
& @2 M! H+ ^" R; ^7 F$ K, @1 V: aFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream , }5 t0 i6 J5 o3 j
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
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Finally Obsolete Racing Device 8 G) J: t t% J4 T7 Q* N8 i
Fireball On Rear Denting
# |' f9 r, Q2 o* a- S" ^First On Road to Dump
' O- J3 D' M# `$ [ ZFirst On Rust and Deterioration : K6 ]0 |- N4 {! V7 X/ \
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 6 O3 z+ M" g2 m" F
Flipping Over Results in Death
& D* \; M4 C/ Y& `9 T3 GFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
3 |& v' V& _: r) d: nFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
' j' i7 l& J$ d( Z. a* `: `Foot On Road Decelerates : t- k" E2 T3 y8 {4 Y" j
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
0 i8 e9 s; w( U1 a1 WFormed Of Rejected DNA
- Y9 `1 v+ i# N! m1 M7 C; O2 N- sForwarded Once; Return Denied 4 @1 z3 Y1 _5 q, e `
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
7 t& f' }8 _2 B7 n9 _" Y/ k& rForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin % l2 j2 y" t H( _( x3 M. M/ |
Fork Over Repair Dough $ `. ]' M9 R- _ [8 J
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
3 a. d+ w8 F% D7 D l0 \Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
6 u, f( U' j8 s6 MFree Or Reduced Drastically
' E% {( V; d3 o0 ^Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 7 H: x& U/ I5 r5 R. @) p& `" P- y1 Z
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable : z, c/ _9 k. b" u
Funny Old Rattling Dump & g3 B7 w: i5 w
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 7 C2 M' V. O; X$ ~% L- i; P
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
5 Z+ y3 t4 O. N8 e+ t: nFound Out-Right Dangerous
( z S/ {7 E3 U" GFuture Of Racings Delight ; J: ]9 C+ ~. @. I* S5 u& r
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ; ` e3 ^/ z2 a: O& P; R
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords g8 B C6 g+ p& Z
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Lacks Total Dependability + T6 J- n5 X6 I$ F8 ]0 l3 V$ R& |
Lots To Do + H* W0 ^$ G3 b; Y9 _# ~6 l+ w
Looses Transmissions Daily 2 C" a S- _ M. P, z2 x
* |6 L. Z% Q0 _* D6 [GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked # D* l; X. k* f
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GM:
) ~4 ^/ q1 h* x. \General Maintenance 8 _7 q5 ?7 g: j" V6 u( T N
Great Mistake
}( [5 w2 b2 d3 ^- ZGarbage Motors
$ X# @! M0 u' G( A/ I! c& nGenerally Miserable
' J5 Z8 z0 ?) t, V* ~5 kGrossly Misconceived
6 L2 ^- m/ u8 X& e+ KGluteus Maximus 8 q) T) V% H0 l; L4 F5 V9 ?7 X( `2 e0 g
Good Money ! A5 w/ N5 Y" `* }8 b5 s! @5 i( A
Goofy's Manufacturing 6 l" ^' H1 K2 W/ u; W4 ^
Gone Mental # B9 E- ]3 u% X+ R6 ]& }7 `% ^
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8 [$ L/ t0 a3 ~% B2 O( tGMC:
. C& n: N! G: i- y7 W, ^& BGrief & Misery Combined # i% z/ r& I& U0 x
Garage Man's Companion
8 D, g8 z, P8 z6 w. EGotta Mechanic Coming? . z) n: j. @ u: v2 V) _
Generally Mediocre Cars
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Gets Mechanics Crazy 6 ^# @. t9 H- e1 }. D
Gods Mechanical Curse
7 o$ S6 z+ C) e" x8 l0 c: `! S, pGot More Crap
1 w2 d& n8 D* j8 vGreat Mountain Climber
1 h( _+ O- a8 yGreat Motor Car ( V! k+ g+ B1 x7 e1 @) ]/ H3 ?
God Made Chevy ) {6 E/ Z E% D5 G( s: U
Good Moron Car 1 p2 H/ H4 o4 E' b; x4 x
Got Mine Cheap * S# d( A! F( ^
Get My Checkbook
+ S8 P+ x' H$ \0 J2 _ D5 O# k HGone Mad Corp.
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: K1 I5 `& Y q# f7 r4 X/ HGas, Tires, Oil - Z& _8 y* }8 {$ v
Get Tools Out # ^! ^3 B* j& x B
Get To Onramp
, z% {' J8 ~6 ~# }& S) K! N1 `Good To Own - G' Q9 ~5 p+ Y$ M# G
Get The Others 3 z+ V# N/ D! C7 C+ z
Generally Trashed Out
' P- ~& M9 E; u8 \, F& lGood Time Out 3 H) Y/ O F" \ {# _
Gone To Overdrive ( N4 _4 j7 j/ h1 y8 U
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HONDA: , x/ n+ P7 G. X+ Z) H
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything * [9 j! Z6 k1 w8 Y. s5 R0 d1 r
Had One Never Did Again
2 f H7 w' F2 j! l ?# `1 S& ^Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
% M+ ~0 h6 n$ T. J5 x0 F' Z4 |Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
, k" O- N$ c9 K9 e& D1 DHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
' d0 K7 `5 @7 B2 q( {History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
, M: E5 J" }* w1 M" Z7 W' X" iHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
! U# k# f# x, V6 R) N; H# t; `PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 2 u: @- N) U0 D# e5 d
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; j! D, M( o: T5 k! F; AHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 5 v4 ~+ x7 U, S% l
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JEEP:
: l+ d: R0 A# { o' UJust Eats Every Part 7 e) |/ ?! i3 F7 B$ P! I6 H& q7 m
Just Empty Every Pocket % x1 p/ U. f5 k+ [+ P
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
% @" Y1 I- {1 S, [4 lJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 4 Q3 M; c ?5 ^! K* G/ N4 K# e
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts 0 p/ W1 l% ?4 o) [5 p
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KIA: " J9 H/ K9 L, M* z ^
Kick It Around ( c* Y) h2 U, u6 r5 P5 Y
Kick It Again 7 g j8 X8 J9 W: l3 S6 r6 @; ?% m X
Killed In Action : ]7 y" e/ [6 n7 A3 L' k- c! P
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along + T# n! ^0 n$ c( z! C
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Money Guzzler " `+ K% ~2 E' B& F
Mostly Garaged
' a2 z% y9 O- k3 `$ k9 F1 kMajor Goof
U8 v9 g5 D- q) h; r6 A9 {( wMGB: Might Go Backwards
( m y& v: W2 r) R: H3 EMGB: Might Go, But . . .
& ~" i1 K J; e% L: S* J' ?2 {MGB: Motor Going Bad 3 D/ O9 D, J5 z: X; k0 g9 w
MGF: Might Go Forward 4 A* m0 t. e* H2 u: n/ _4 x
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR 5 u* B' a) J5 l
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
0 e# ?7 o4 \; i$ MMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously / p" y: A8 }* N" d$ v6 t& L
Most Often Passed At Races & r% D% X, T( }0 w3 Q7 ?
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
* H. {' l' v9 k) \# tMove Over People Are Racing
6 t0 {" P( @ L" ~: EMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
* f" B1 F- \: ZMy Old Pig Ain't Running
7 g; k: R: h! B- X8 UMy Only Problems Are Repairs , t; i0 j: ~6 P: }/ e
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement , h; l5 o/ N( q' f
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: ( \, C" {* o! a+ v0 d- j4 t+ {
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good e/ ? B* @( j5 o! H; Y) _# a
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
1 p) k$ L. t9 }5 }Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 0 a/ q) Z# z+ j% {
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 1 I# o: ~) u- p( Y5 n6 C- \
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% s8 F9 o7 V @: ?& x( d- `Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday ) G' |; r4 X0 R3 b: }6 q
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment ( c" l* J4 d$ k# k& w5 E J- K
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: x3 ?8 ]' Y! w/ V8 ?4 T1 z/ O6 mPINTO: 5 ]2 p$ [: N1 @% Y) [; R
Put In Nickel To Operate
$ X \3 J, @$ p4 n) }Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
# w4 w$ m' J7 `Put In New Transmission Often ( K& h& _0 v7 t+ i9 \) S
Pushed In Neutral Too Often ' Z* b4 |& ~1 ^& V( x
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8 m5 P3 @7 g3 N* Z! qPONTIAC:
) N" n2 w- i/ {Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
) U# w% K1 a3 R1 ^1 S: }9 v4 HPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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6 N9 V0 G( m* V6 |% H. ^PORSCHE: ; W; i( z" `6 c5 z8 j
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
" U1 X, l4 o8 uPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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3 _8 H$ _- u5 c2 g" bSAAB:
' k) S- Q; H) VSend Another Automobile Back
; `9 U4 H- ^7 }8 _0 B* z' KSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 5 N: L7 R# y% }7 ^( \
Sad Attempt At Beauty
: j& j3 y8 p* ISorry Auto, Always Broken
% L: Q, n/ I( U, S4 E/ |3 MShape Appears Ass-Backwards % Z# n: z q( f. g* ~
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8 F4 H/ f+ y1 i0 R. zSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually # t: O% C1 ^; ^7 n5 w# t
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TOYOTA: % m- E. m: Q# |6 h& T+ Z" h' m
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
7 \7 u: U! }& X9 L' n- L. G! T Z! X2 r' STorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
, f _8 t' i* V. A% I3 n, N; @" uThe One You Ought To Avoid + @3 X' [ _& K" J8 U
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/ g+ Z9 F0 _, }. x) TThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! * H: x' B4 x5 T0 Z! f$ q1 u
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! * u% P" B4 c! ~" A
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% o( Z+ a+ J0 G" [" UTR: Tools Required ) z# Y' w7 N9 M5 H
" `$ Z _2 b4 m n3 ? _( Q: x6 _VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 3 o4 Q5 p" X, G
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VW:
; p# d K3 I/ y+ r) V( f7 Y" f0 N) QVintage Wreck
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