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ACURA:
& I5 u1 Y2 P. i5 |7 ^) D* IAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
C' A: M+ u/ H5 n+ W7 bAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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. G' l6 ~* J7 ]9 l9 i* SAMC: ) ` l# i# V7 |# s5 H7 m: V
All Makes Combined # H. @' N9 M7 b& l- J& h! ]
A Major Cost
, I$ H' R4 E% S j$ [A Mutated Car
9 ?4 P4 B5 x, l/ G: R9 WA Morons Car
3 d* k# X: B1 NAnother Major Catastrophe f9 y2 V v# k5 P' K3 p# b
A Man's Car
! Z8 C4 n* [; x5 p0 eA Miss Conception
" v/ }, L, { E4 T, \All Muscle Car & z$ E- D/ x& _1 B: F
All Most Car - ]& @3 E3 m7 E9 g6 i: d
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
n# I8 R0 ?6 E1 CAutomotive Mental Cruelty 4 Y+ ~4 ?3 T+ J) v* h z" e: Z) r
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AUDI: 6 E" L& M# z5 a1 G
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 3 d, T* K3 R, h& s
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
% w% S+ K9 s& JAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
9 b: N% y" B9 u& e2 u) s# D' ~# xAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
% R/ x% }, n6 l+ k$ k3 H9 ]1 zAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 8 u$ X# ~1 N: ?' [' v% A1 A
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ; c1 F( C: j6 V. p6 g8 D7 ?
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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: |% o- ]) p( y2 @' ~# d' iBMW:
0 l/ [, V. p; ` T$ s. qBig Money Works
/ Z( A4 A+ C; k; X0 l) @Bought My Wife
: @9 e# G7 ~0 w' n/ x3 GBrutal Money Waster
+ h% \# E# i* _* C% K2 x+ tBreak My Window $ i# t& |; |7 Q. g/ J
Break My Windshield
6 p/ `2 q* _! o. M. P% }+ e) Z) BBabbling Mechanical Wench $ r2 U0 T* E c4 t
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
/ v2 O" d* Y: j: ^Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 4 z8 N5 t5 d( ~
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 7 |( }/ S0 s' F% s. U9 o
Barely Moving Wreck
+ ^* r3 x& _$ u0 b' O* dBig Money Waste
9 D2 z- n4 N/ y2 E2 c7 tBig Money. Why? 5 w- H8 Z) W3 }+ H
Big Money Works
* e( W8 s: |$ N' n( dBorn Moderately Wealthy 4 t& ^( V% T$ P
Breaks Most Wrenches
! i# Z( t/ m4 u5 b+ n4 S% e) C. q% YBring Many Wrenches & ^- t" ^ V' P2 ~5 N& Y" f: d& |
Brings Me Women + O4 L+ X) f0 p/ q0 Q! J, i* L
Brings More Women
8 ?1 m8 d5 s4 ]4 b7 oBroken Money Waster 7 e h- M1 Q2 f$ M
Broke My Wallet / g! c! c& N$ ~7 s) c' d( g
Broken Monstrous Wonder
) j% f7 G% W3 {9 U4 BBumbling Mechanical Wretch
. v8 w1 U% s0 s$ e$ J. dBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
5 T& T) y, |- A( L3 `Bavarian Manure Wagon
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' g/ z; R* i! aBUICK:
/ Z6 X e: W& t VBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
. \: p2 [- O# S8 X6 ZBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King ) t' R7 m a0 H5 _& i; J
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Camaro: " l9 \; x" Y4 u7 K- [
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 4 p0 C: z( g6 B2 C0 S1 {1 {
Can't America Make A Real One? * v3 @0 Q* i7 G
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
" Y: ?1 C+ ~6 n# Q5 mCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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3 ^( F1 P! j1 l% aCHEVROLET:
+ {7 K0 g6 e) m4 LCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips ! \. E' c9 p k: Y; [% b
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 5 @0 ?3 u9 \ s
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 3 A* K; n! p6 v1 ^% Q* h
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
6 C5 ?0 n, v7 a( NCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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G8 N6 ~/ q7 g2 _ k/ ^( mDODGE: t' P7 z5 P. { F7 M% a
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
* j) d) Y8 V2 P O0 z7 M9 `Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
. `1 j4 d8 y) b- M3 nDead Old Dog Going East + k; b$ B% Y( O* V! Y- g7 b s
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires # b. K) g$ x4 y+ t5 l% P3 F
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
5 R- D% P- H: ~Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
2 B" D+ Q& d q6 ]* t9 ^) P0 EDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter & U* m: w0 W" }6 i5 y" ]
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Q+ E P& s ^7 j; x* ~
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ; R* [& R( Y) S+ f, g
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Every Day Something Else Leaks 4 U& B7 S; ?1 X4 @4 u& q
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 1 k9 I4 ]( |3 S3 m+ }
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, Q9 A r+ ]( s! f* oFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
& I& N* _6 k' T* r! WFix It Again, Tony * L; T) D' Y6 g: `) E" |6 D
Fix It All the Time % x' E, w; E) |: K1 Z% }, W5 r' `
Found In A Toilet % |2 S6 R" K% @8 p! x. I: ?( V
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: ( ^! G1 S2 g' m3 l j6 V
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge % ~" `4 r8 B6 g& P% \. m
Fix Or Repair Daily
+ C6 I1 K3 h: E$ NFound On Road Dead & \5 c7 E. j6 I, l/ @
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
0 q& q4 E5 A: Y4 p- p' B3 Z+ JFirst On Race Day ; @0 J8 T3 B6 a9 V5 b; r
First On Recall Day
& t i1 e) [' U- EFabricated Of Refried Dung 4 o* u) E6 q1 P" x, \! r# Y% ~, `
Fails On Rainy Days , l- p' R+ t# V! J4 s
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
9 p5 e& H- U3 x9 ^Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
" |, |6 D2 d8 ?5 x! k! q* z# |Fault Of R&D
# X( S% W# W+ O2 q$ K k6 rFinally Obsolete Racing Device ( F( M8 g/ L; n) @
Fireball On Rear Denting # q( O( }5 P$ L! C: o' R3 D) {
First On Road to Dump
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Fix Or Recycle Dilemma # B/ l+ i3 R3 ^$ |' z" |8 Z
Flipping Over Results in Death * J! Y& z: [' F* o2 k4 \( g) [* w6 i
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster ! b6 [; f7 S, G* f
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
5 _' Q9 \# J+ T0 V/ fFoot On Road Decelerates # i* w3 u4 F7 @1 m' s" V
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
; e) U9 ~2 h7 O5 [2 O( TFormed Of Rejected DNA * Q( N, @" n# u# D
Forwarded Once; Return Denied ( A$ A: x9 n3 O3 C' o) w
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
! \8 Y' b/ I4 f5 O1 f! ?9 eForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
$ B0 V! @- q8 ?% k, o( ~$ U2 `4 JFork Over Repair Dough
3 h$ ?) w. j8 C6 W) c+ J' iFouled Out Re-done Dodge
+ ]* K; E0 X7 B1 } KFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
' P+ H) m1 J* a5 P o6 T+ p# zFree Or Reduced Drastically % e5 M4 L) T' N5 u0 Z) b0 U3 L! t
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed / ~1 Y: U9 r* L
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
g/ X8 j" [% k: W2 s3 uFunny Old Rattling Dump
6 C: k8 V4 L; p" A# m4 `Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) - n. q/ _5 g0 F: w% W2 k
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
2 I7 D' H, \ VFound Out-Right Dangerous , |. a, U) E* I4 p
Future Of Racings Delight
r- I& b- n H9 J- j(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
: s8 X7 ]- x0 t) }(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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; A6 B% Q1 F$ w7 dLacks Total Dependability
0 U. k4 `2 g& P) F( _% HLots To Do 8 a9 l" I, a; w3 p$ o& K$ ?
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked . e# s# J3 M) v. M' g
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GM:
# W6 @1 x( Z6 `1 M$ rGeneral Maintenance 6 Z1 n2 { X _1 f$ G( ^" a9 |% S
Great Mistake " ]! n% j* K9 v2 O8 }, D
Garbage Motors $ Q- j6 ?, z2 w8 P
Generally Miserable
2 c. X' } r6 |! ], \* G) y& @Grossly Misconceived
H, a2 `2 v: q- c. [Gluteus Maximus
' x5 }6 Y6 d4 SGood Money
3 ]# B, n5 x/ OGoofy's Manufacturing ~' J# z/ R/ C. u$ G3 O, O
Gone Mental ^% m6 A& B* s6 i* m3 j2 E3 J2 A
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GMC: " r( L9 c" Y n) h# u/ X
Grief & Misery Combined
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0 A* B4 l( b6 `' oGotta Mechanic Coming?
- n: t$ E6 ], a* R9 K) vGenerally Mediocre Cars : G3 m+ T% Y' r/ [) C' b8 ~2 j
Get More Chicks / V+ a' v3 a( i( I1 ?$ P- _* M- o) W
Gets Mechanics Crazy
4 o9 s1 ^1 E5 k) CGods Mechanical Curse 5 }' w9 ^8 L N4 ]* D
Got More Crap
; z' g3 o" a4 C" Z, LGreat Mountain Climber
1 L3 H+ P2 _, h/ P- _Great Motor Car
4 A. M T4 D2 I: dGod Made Chevy
. ?9 k+ E" Y% m: s, Z7 mGood Moron Car 5 J8 H" e2 f3 T
Got Mine Cheap 1 S2 i$ t2 `, d$ J c5 Y
Get My Checkbook
% E( x9 C3 X( v1 _Gone Mad Corp. 7 l. `: H8 Q! @2 I7 I
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GTO:
0 m* A6 Y l: a& c1 C* H; OGas, Tires, Oil # _. g( `% Y1 i& x; n
Get Tools Out 0 t: a8 s3 Q" l
Get To Onramp
0 S, A) v1 {' c sGood To Own
$ n" ]! W/ F! U$ {Get The Others " w; L G* z& c' W: w
Generally Trashed Out
8 v. C# L8 T0 m/ S' v3 M7 I* kGood Time Out 3 k1 C0 r( _# U _; s$ d
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: & N0 s) b+ d2 E7 h
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 5 S& T. y& D; `2 \
Had One Never Did Again
4 ^, T) K: _, X8 F. RHang On, Not Done Accelerating ! [4 a) p* k' x. c0 s% W, X n2 |
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
7 `$ \6 s5 N. l0 m1 c9 N2 jHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 8 U0 {3 X+ {% y, v8 F, n* U
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
/ y+ U' D6 w, i4 x, X! W/ t7 r- fHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 9 @# r$ {2 A4 }9 ?- F+ ]
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 9 U; r- ^+ F6 d% ^- C9 q
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 8 J' N+ t0 ~' x1 {
* a/ P/ b, w$ R! K1 JJEEP: % I2 P$ C1 j5 P. }. D. C
Just Eats Every Part
: y1 b, T, {: W/ m' m# g, LJust Empty Every Pocket
' C' u2 }1 P" h! DJunk Engineering Executed Poorly " g) b, y! M! _
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes " j0 n. p: k* g5 | W% u2 N
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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8 d8 ?7 r8 v0 G0 c" ^7 f5 gKick It Around
- w1 o3 s( _/ C4 OKick It Again
; z0 M0 S' @. h, i. F. d* q4 FKilled In Action
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& ~# z2 g; L, q x E% cLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 4 M" ~* [: A- X) j
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0 }7 v2 }, _' C% B, q& A1 R9 yMoney Guzzler # E, c3 |' F& e5 o# C/ O
Mostly Garaged
7 i \/ M1 H4 ]7 n: b% `Major Goof
; u/ e- o% [! @$ f& w" CMGB: Might Go Backwards
! N" g0 [! Q" p+ C0 hMGB: Might Go, But . . .
T' W$ J& H' J- b7 H4 C B$ G4 ZMGB: Motor Going Bad % k. b2 A8 n# T Z9 K+ ]
MGF: Might Go Forward + Z8 q. i; I2 s* R3 Z
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+ |6 u# Z! l1 u9 D0 PMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
* _. U- V( K( @) `/ K: iMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ; x5 f; n" q, ]$ j; n% Z9 M! g
Most Often Passed At Races 2 A" d: @+ N5 e
Mostly Old Parts And Rust * E P& q6 }; n# _; s# Y
Move Over People Are Racing : Z# I2 z" `% \9 B
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly - \* J4 ?; j' N
My Old Pig Ain't Running - ^& H: f p- l
My Only Problems Are Repairs , f: K3 U, P5 V5 Y: m8 N8 M
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
/ t3 y" Z( _- o7 lMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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0 |3 q4 ~' _' `) Z- }MUSTANG: / c/ @7 P6 \' V3 U
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
& i2 I- |8 V' ?% k0 p# dMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
' M" v+ l/ G. |3 p' E+ jMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 9 o- r, M( A" U5 u8 b5 B
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 5 v! v: J; A' |/ k7 W% W
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OLDSMOBILE: , }7 g6 ]: } d# l; v- [
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday m/ S3 k2 p; Y
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment ! C$ L' [6 U$ H: _
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PINTO: 0 \+ K! _7 z# D0 p( R
Put In Nickel To Operate
/ O8 L0 g; E* ?# {0 qPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook * e9 M5 q# I. K9 g1 h" w' Z* Q1 D
Put In New Transmission Often 0 E8 N( s* M) @' c$ h2 u
Pushed In Neutral Too Often 4 w( B1 D" c$ l7 @
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Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 0 v# t" L8 u# Q/ _. W# r1 k- a' T
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac - c% j6 _; h9 G2 _5 g2 n/ k1 [
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% ~: N9 b5 E; A# X, E# G6 F& aPORSCHE: & ?0 P- S) q. W+ _' ^; U
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
# I0 S" X6 V& W& _8 z8 EPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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3 g! y2 k$ I; o! W) i, N$ _: y VSend Another Automobile Back 0 D/ a6 W# n1 ]) n( V- F/ T+ L
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown ( C# ]% A7 Z2 f {
Sad Attempt At Beauty . P6 s* o P7 Y J. {% `8 z
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
2 d8 G9 ?; Q+ O, J3 |$ G3 O" nShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ! z6 @3 V* F3 N- }, J3 ^6 w
, q$ _1 B+ ^0 ?TOYOTA: & ]3 P6 R: \6 N- h0 `
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
2 G2 x- t5 a( w! QTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
* x) v& J; P+ _# VThe One You Ought To Avoid
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1 Y$ W' V8 h5 u# }TRIUMPH: 5 v$ p6 O6 ?% Z+ _3 R
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! / N2 r9 |/ p7 x
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required 4 e/ j% b" o& |6 j) L! W) X% x
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck - e$ {; u7 b; W U& P
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