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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- % E) [5 u4 v. R- R* p( e
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ACURA: 7 r& v R- q. j: D' a
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile - T4 u& x( [1 e/ k6 C
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 4 k! i8 b0 j5 U- |
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AMC:
- x: ?+ ]+ g1 n% h+ T, S$ k" VAll Makes Combined ! z& i G! `$ H* U# u6 i
A Major Cost
y4 @ L3 W4 Q3 H$ i4 y2 Z7 gA Mutated Car
! G' c2 A3 Z( q/ L% B, VA Morons Car
6 l J# q4 _ h) |( ?Another Major Catastrophe - n- }* B1 j0 J& l
A Man's Car 7 A! R- {2 }6 I0 ~0 |
A Miss Conception & x3 ]- B N$ r4 D& t) v. q
All Muscle Car
, e( h5 M5 R; H" a& wAll Most Car
- G5 E d. ]0 O7 l5 YAnnoying Mechanics Constantly . ?) b. z$ j+ y
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented ^" ]9 i6 ]5 ^
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 2 Y5 W4 h) B- V! y
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 1 p Y# @0 B c1 e p* A
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 0 V$ y0 i( m9 W) P d6 ] b' ?- |
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
( t& @6 O4 q6 Z7 K# c, P6 vAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
6 M9 e! {" q0 \, _1 l; ?All Unnecessary Devices Installed . R5 ?. l. b' G& ~ F
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BMW: : v$ C' V+ Y1 C
Big Money Works
8 k% B' I- S5 y0 A' N6 v2 L: gBought My Wife
$ V# ^/ u3 I H# b. o4 LBrutal Money Waster 1 w4 V5 ~, h( E
Break My Window 7 D& v! k% I, e, D& I0 }; V; @
Break My Windshield ( X; D7 Y$ z v- N5 I% w
Babbling Mechanical Wench 7 A% X$ T9 p$ k" S* E- p) K6 U" Z' `6 y
Beastly Monstrous Wonder ' A" P: Q) a9 }* _; v1 |) m
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
( n1 q5 P' v+ L. f1 jBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 7 S, q1 @0 o* {4 `
Barely Moving Wreck + X) v& E5 h8 _0 V* I, o( ?
Big Money Waste
0 M( @; ~5 b+ Q. LBig Money. Why?
9 c& E; O* {, H* ~) ABig Money Works
, S9 p F" Y% A1 VBorn Moderately Wealthy 3 J% g/ H+ M0 F( Q. D: _; B
Breaks Most Wrenches / y) q9 j9 F6 k; d9 x0 C1 h. O
Bring Many Wrenches * j2 f5 r) t" m* d
Brings Me Women
4 t; ` `% a1 D: z, I) Z% V1 }Brings More Women 3 ^5 [9 X; J9 t5 V- [, o
Broken Money Waster M* J4 z% i" e% n4 S
Broke My Wallet
6 \* d8 P3 J1 [Broken Monstrous Wonder ; j6 e4 Z: D7 g( [1 f
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch ( l0 z6 t; ~* j8 ]2 ^; G; R' `( A; R
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
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BUICK:
8 M& Y4 K0 h& e, s% n/ NBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 5 G; y# |3 \+ u T$ _: ^* S
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King & c! p+ O- {+ q; N8 `
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Camaro: 9 C" k7 h0 _( o6 x9 s- m
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 8 m' R# k6 ~7 l# k3 p( Y
Can't America Make A Real One?
" h" M& c! J/ I Y* gChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often + V# ~. h6 p( _1 Z" P, t
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often , W7 Z+ | e2 m" U4 U9 C
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CHEVROLET: * E% R$ q2 h$ T# @* p' W O
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips $ q; _0 u4 a1 ^7 r" t' C
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 1 C/ @+ ?" l. L% X! e1 j1 N2 F
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
1 y, t2 O, K. w2 t7 |; H! o8 n3 XConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 2 A/ ]' p4 U! t* H. T
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: ( ?. P4 Y ^7 {
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ; i: r) V' |; V, C1 u: z
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
" @5 _/ z v% HDead Old Dog Going East 7 j$ W/ u6 G$ u0 [3 c( f
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
4 [+ u; K) Y9 s- } E" o r% @Dead On Delivery, Go Easy $ q" n9 T }% `6 g! y: U
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
, \& S; [( w$ Q; w& F2 qDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
) O+ D6 Z1 v& w$ A; G3 ^2 cDear Old Dads Garage Experiment # N+ K% n- m5 K! A* J" ~1 a7 Y3 g
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ) s- v# s% C# e3 K8 a. P
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# y% m6 R5 O- uEvery Day Something Else Leaks & U1 [3 F+ t$ U: Z' b' r7 p
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs + o& [6 \+ |( P0 k
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FIAT: 1 |% C, b! V/ y3 ]. T
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology ' k5 U n! |6 \' B6 I) @% Y
Fix It Again, Tony
0 c) Y) j+ o4 P+ f9 ~9 zFix It All the Time , D3 l. B" k. Q9 I# K/ Y
Found In A Toilet
' T7 x7 a0 j% z S8 EFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: $ \: ]' g, h3 k! ~' N) H
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
* q& v& ^/ d# R. G+ t! UFix Or Repair Daily 9 ^* G+ Y' u8 ?
Found On Road Dead 7 Y9 Q% t F# u" s+ O. o
Fast Only Rolling Downhill ( F j- j5 p) _: I! ^" P* J
First On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung
1 m! N) c8 I& z1 N# V/ ~Fails On Rainy Days & _ K. ]- H( w' F' J
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 9 L" t, C" @! m: m9 @" D2 ]) v7 v
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver , Z3 [3 [9 D$ V( h
Fault Of R&D ) A1 Y& T% f& K! l# c4 X
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
. g! ]; w1 a1 H7 S! hFireball On Rear Denting
/ y9 d* d3 Y: W J8 ~& w4 E$ ZFirst On Road to Dump ) ]8 O0 Y' J6 I) t, D
First On Rust and Deterioration
( o. }6 q5 A# T. d; i1 WFix Or Recycle Dilemma + R* }) b- @* R& I5 j: L
Flipping Over Results in Death + d( s# [9 F( ?6 p' w+ f I
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
" O0 i3 ]* `( W* ^" ~2 LFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
5 a( t+ }; p. Y8 JFoot On Road Decelerates
4 |1 V7 Y/ G. l* jForced On Reluctant Drivers
0 @- ?$ f) u0 tFormed Of Rejected DNA
7 J% v3 c5 c7 [# JForwarded Once; Return Denied % k3 U9 F3 S: l; l; J
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 0 w, j/ _3 ?1 F4 B' x
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 1 M* t8 e, P g8 v9 _" Y
Fork Over Repair Dough . I7 s" O0 c1 Z; V; q
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge : d1 F6 w" U: F
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration " H: s" b6 ~& I* b/ x) ]
Free Or Reduced Drastically 8 [/ E8 R/ n( g4 h3 i
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
, K; U8 b$ ?% r# a: h- wFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
) ~ s& _5 z( n8 Q# N/ wFunny Old Rattling Dump
% R6 f# k* \; Q8 l( P7 J9 gForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 7 x# N7 n4 _1 L2 a
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
2 |$ N' i/ u$ {* FFound Out-Right Dangerous / w& l6 ]$ C% Z& G1 B) ^3 J/ W
Future Of Racings Delight
+ d4 O. z' h2 W! m O' g(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
: H, x# G: c4 x6 u$ W3 F(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 5 V& y/ Y$ ^3 |5 b" \
LTD: $ M H: p$ Q M3 x1 Q/ x) e
Lacks Total Dependability 8 D: M4 z! V$ M: O+ K
Lots To Do 8 Z9 K( D) O/ h0 k
Looses Transmissions Daily . M) }3 }* K1 G1 w8 N
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
! a- L* x' K& K4 j4 v- V) h" B0 x" dGeneral Maintenance 3 I7 e8 d0 h5 P1 ]. ^, C, ~
Great Mistake & ?' S9 H; q- w3 X7 a. u
Garbage Motors , |7 p# \- l0 x) q
Generally Miserable 2 O6 I, n* n% o+ k/ u6 P' b" z
Grossly Misconceived
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' F6 z) o1 j& m% I3 f0 }Good Money F Z; _1 T. g5 Q+ e
Goofy's Manufacturing $ Y' Z% I- H. |5 B5 }5 S" W
Gone Mental 2 G6 m- \" v& y# V
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' ^- K7 q) U% X/ Q1 V% Z+ DGrief & Misery Combined , Z% C! F& d3 X% V/ m6 q. [
Garage Man's Companion I' O& [# A& j7 V1 p
Gotta Mechanic Coming? ) Y% B9 W9 U+ {( N2 T8 ^) ~1 m+ l- k, U
Generally Mediocre Cars 3 i O! ]3 B" N' ~- s7 [3 ?: g
Get More Chicks
6 [* N _1 i* U% C. D; p( YGets Mechanics Crazy
5 K# l( } a5 BGods Mechanical Curse ) \$ f* r7 _2 E# @+ Z
Got More Crap
2 I+ O) n; w* H/ z3 oGreat Mountain Climber
3 Y$ G3 p% _8 m$ SGreat Motor Car
) C- U, T" S( B3 m& E! RGod Made Chevy
2 @; q1 r( I+ }! DGood Moron Car # ]+ f/ @4 G! P+ S# W
Got Mine Cheap * w2 F8 m( g) K b( ^$ ?
Get My Checkbook , X1 n4 { a0 e( `
Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
. x h6 H: w$ ?5 F3 FGas, Tires, Oil # Z" k/ i* t. j2 S! m, j& z
Get Tools Out
0 c9 w5 X$ c( [9 O8 Y' n7 x1 cGet To Onramp 1 }5 T. e0 C. v$ E2 F) i2 Q
Good To Own 5 y6 ^2 b9 e! j+ n" W
Get The Others
8 T9 |5 P L# a! [5 N& F6 F8 a3 s6 `Generally Trashed Out ( R7 ^1 v- |4 O1 w& W8 z; P
Good Time Out
9 F( s! a9 g! O0 e% v% x! `Gone To Overdrive / k. |7 F0 y9 N& V1 h
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. }7 l1 h, U+ R! S1 yHONDA: ; B3 j& c6 G) D' [6 |
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
! G& u/ J& r4 m; d" |Had One Never Did Again 6 Z$ J* Q+ M, ~# U
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 6 M; i G2 n- X) ^+ C! f8 T5 y9 p$ D* J
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
7 \4 \2 \- ]/ LHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 6 N2 j2 P( W R! r2 N4 F
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
2 u2 C- @+ s2 {, P! CHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
9 i5 J! {: c% u9 J! aPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 2 J) R* V) B5 I) A. Q
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 5 a4 \3 l6 o" [+ {& J1 b8 d$ g
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! h- q5 |6 h5 X4 M5 {Just Eats Every Part
/ f4 w( N- z: a# B$ M8 LJust Empty Every Pocket # t" P7 f( Q# {' I( e0 Z
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly & F9 a5 y1 b3 e9 ~1 b6 A1 Q9 ^4 k
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
/ a; q6 m# `% t/ Z! HJinxed Engine has Extra Parts ! w. m, n; A" o6 | I0 G
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5 |1 f9 W# L7 F/ V N( H9 Z. M aKick It Around 9 R6 V! c' [) @) E) n6 P+ f) [
Kick It Again - {; e2 \. E6 f
Killed In Action 4 L2 I7 B4 m' u& [( I$ q
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" p7 t3 i2 B2 J l0 YLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious $ {4 t# J% b0 Y$ Q
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along ( A4 X5 M% ~: V9 x2 F, S4 g
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Money Guzzler . [1 [ I3 l0 n1 o7 D
Mostly Garaged
8 ?& {& T# A, l+ wMajor Goof
1 c' Q9 U: W. e4 S& qMGB: Might Go Backwards
2 B7 X$ d* k* e6 a& p) m; O" [MGB: Might Go, But . . . , ?! w6 s& b# R- G2 j
MGB: Motor Going Bad 2 g! B) d/ U! H7 k; d
MGF: Might Go Forward % l) ]: y& G) s0 |) X) f. v
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ; V( X5 f4 [, _ t* `: s
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MOPAR
7 ]1 c/ C( [0 |" A% l( X' V: L8 pMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
2 G! Y1 k1 s; ^0 N- Q/ lMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 0 H% Z$ c( O( ]6 @& J
Most Often Passed At Races
9 o& t6 |# M, x+ jMostly Old Parts And Rust " k: J0 f/ t* }9 M4 b! d$ N; O
Move Over People Are Racing
- w$ D. O9 _) X! FMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 1 Y' n; J" H; n5 `7 j2 [/ N
My Old Pig Ain't Running . u! m0 S* Z* Y' }2 |) t
My Only Problems Are Repairs
1 O6 @7 ^' W" }: R: [8 O+ o6 GMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
" v! p0 R4 h/ C& [More Often Parts Are Replaced
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3 A: {: A4 b/ }" c9 [5 D% gMUSTANG:
. h9 @' i: ~5 k5 ZMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
v* E% v W9 F( e4 S! iMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
4 }$ I3 q7 E9 FMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
2 {5 q. W) v$ M# ~Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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9 \# F7 F: {9 [/ [! u& r' OOLDSMOBILE: 9 N; O! s8 W+ S L3 g2 P: E
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
' O( J1 L$ ]. a% ~+ ~" TOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 5 D3 s8 z9 r! e5 N! u
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1 d( H0 L% O+ ~& i4 g3 @PINTO: " M! L8 l o$ v9 X; @) ^
Put In Nickel To Operate 6 ?# y0 ?9 H+ a' k4 N9 a
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
$ u2 i2 f0 O' {7 O; D# O: APut In New Transmission Often & ]2 E+ d' t H5 {
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
' X/ L7 J+ f A% A0 ?Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
) ~. I9 E! ]/ hPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
$ x5 o: o$ h+ G# x- {1 oProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
# i) g4 Q% Z% I0 i' hPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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, Z1 h8 v" {& k' V. b ZSend Another Automobile Back
. Q W. e+ ~+ }6 V" S( G! VSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
! p) a ?* @* ~! z. iSad Attempt At Beauty 6 p9 y; U5 E! a1 y' q
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
5 _3 h- } u9 a/ O+ PShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually * W2 R/ a v" Q, |4 T: l# I
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 2 h3 o3 K% C9 U( s3 Q5 x, C
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
) C7 x K! \# O6 o2 [The One You Ought To Avoid - T; ~$ [2 n, f- D) n0 Q
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9 A) [, I, F% P4 KThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! - b( V! p9 X7 j
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 0 Q$ K3 Q- c; w; D% z
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! A, U( H( d. k) U+ w7 W+ BTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: ! v/ F0 @7 u5 ?
Vintage Wreck 3 G2 Q* S' C; w' v6 {
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