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7 p% [& l7 K" V2 M- gA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. ) \3 k3 b) y2 K4 g6 q {; g+ }% t' }/ o
' P: |% S, d5 EThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." ! A' B, Z0 p; L
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. , K) ^, o8 ]" o0 ^6 y6 ]& A
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." 3 W$ {0 T" b8 _! U' s+ L
, w9 l1 |0 T D cSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. + \6 Y% Q, D4 L( n
$ t: c/ M1 T$ G/ J$ OAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." 4 `0 g1 I: p6 l4 `6 L/ H; c
+ M% N. ~1 c) l% v o, wThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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