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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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0 \4 }% Y2 F0 N4 o: tThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." j; P, d/ \3 V, b( |
/ `+ o3 U- |4 v& g8 i2 t4 S* [The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. * X5 b* L3 J Z
T1 j$ ~& n$ W8 h8 mThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." ( P0 R) M0 i0 p: X
) f3 R7 ~! I) ^2 u. p" XSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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