 鲜花( 21)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
( S# F l w9 T+ J7 K' D6 C. K9 U9 j8 f" Y% H* B/ z) q
A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
- t% U2 K E* x. \% u
6 U: j9 O6 {) q6 s3 l" |" nThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." - V# W8 {$ t/ f& i1 A6 x7 p( X
4 @! }) r v; p$ K4 q' A `) U% ]' M+ N
The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 8 F4 m. [$ G/ u
/ z, {8 p% S1 W# u1 I% ?. D1 hThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." ) ^, M! z( y6 U. v% l( Q
9 b' Y; @' Z1 {
So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
2 f: N% i& ^3 Z y6 [; ~
' @. L; g3 C9 q8 ^' wAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." ) g; d6 l$ o: i9 z
) ?3 L, i; Y2 d$ R i- p9 O
The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
