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, g9 n% y3 J8 Y8 p8 w0 lA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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& S9 t+ Y9 p. J n+ XThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. ; ~/ h" ?4 U. `8 M7 f% f
5 @2 O7 v2 Z5 h# Y3 D9 Q' }0 ^) c$ qThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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! z3 N4 d( }$ G3 H' i+ r6 oAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." 7 K; a2 I2 U1 p5 |
) ]' r/ s' k; c+ O% \2 m# z) CThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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