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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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; k6 x; C+ F; v" ~The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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' D7 |$ c2 C8 c6 `The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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$ }- P6 p. _1 E9 o" CSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. ( Q# ?5 f8 @' A% \; R, L `3 j1 H s
% u5 J+ q8 Y$ m7 M- g8 g! m' _After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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" d5 e$ _9 d! q$ S- HThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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