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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought9 p' a! `% }9 z, I" x; Q
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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2 n5 d. X: F( s+ pHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,0 p) T; v) u  e- N4 H+ Z8 n
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
% T% O3 ?9 e% X1 B, Wgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."( d* G0 f+ y# l
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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1 [5 D# \, a. }. N; r+ C+ w3 {Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.0 C9 j' @9 |* v/ k. b) O$ q- R* `
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
# }% q2 N& @, |% y! Erepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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8 T" s! Q8 n" H! ~( X% J0 V4 _& ^Still no response.$ p  N8 _, h) U6 J- u' Z* ]5 b
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife! K4 B  M: h. O5 k) R! [. V0 L. u
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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! h6 N% Q# j# J* FAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"/ N8 Z: @- x  x: \
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