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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
' N: s k1 Q; z( @% nshe might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called1 I6 V3 z* `6 U7 _
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,. e3 i$ S5 m( X g& u/ ?! [* _
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
L& I' ^ R' f' k5 Igo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
: U3 x: }' |0 m3 T( iden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
5 i) I' S8 i" Z4 J, N+ Z* DThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"+ Z# M& v5 |0 M$ o- E9 W- m$ ]
% H3 L& k9 J9 V8 JNo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
* R/ f% n' f- K5 A; W' R/ Urepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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$ W) T( R8 `6 }9 n7 }2 w' ENext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
/ F4 a# I8 }9 ]( [+ x; x+ }* Rand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.; g8 Y2 q: U% F, s
1 ?& z. |' f1 d8 N$ pSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
; ?! i6 N3 J3 j5 a2 \' zfor dinner?" Again there is no response.: N" Y0 B; w; b" h& C$ R# l9 t3 A: j+ G
0 X' f& w, [ KSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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(I just love this)( V) g8 P/ G9 d& x
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6 m, G% q7 W" H. O- K6 }3 o5 V"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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