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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could! v. I' d. Q  j6 h* h. w
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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5 D! I- I5 R4 F! ^That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the% H  E( I4 Y' `2 G* c5 {
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.") I6 d6 M1 A( ^/ ]. G
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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  \/ T% q, ^/ pSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and2 S8 x8 Z2 Z4 I/ L$ ?
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"' ~! V! ~+ f  V

- o6 v7 ~  ^, O4 _& {! Q" KStill no response.! J# N9 ?% v$ u

3 d4 v8 V/ o6 ]+ `- tNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
  N7 _$ ^3 N- Qand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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2 V& i, f5 p* Z) m! D7 \/ p8 Q' ZAgain he gets no response.
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9 |; \  D1 H0 k3 v* MSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
7 V4 V! c+ W5 ?" afor dinner?" Again there is no response.0 K, O3 i9 a' F
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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/ ]* ^, j" y! g( v! h; W. }"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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