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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought- T; P1 J3 l0 O0 A4 I9 k( h8 v
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called7 V* b/ H5 [" `! B: O
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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- q% l5 ]: F# R' c; ~4 v1 `) WThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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9 p* ?; |( V9 s2 I' a! ]' v5 @6 KHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her," k0 z2 }$ {7 r
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
) o) t2 Y& a( e$ A* E) jgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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) f# ~3 K+ G9 n1 e6 }4 c% _Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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1 A$ G9 r5 z2 b, ZNo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and3 \- ]) j: D; [8 O
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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- O4 o' P% _: ?# R  [& gStill no response.2 H; L& }+ N2 n' x2 W+ k
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.: }5 @  }' @. y; Y# I/ Y

9 P( C1 @  S0 F2 JSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
5 Q4 i' F) a  n8 n1 \7 f' Z+ [- Bfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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