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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
1 [" z. B; S& j3 ~4 j. T0 Dshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called3 U! b3 E" O+ D4 D+ B; @
the family doctor to discuss the problem.3 O7 x; X" _8 c5 y7 F
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could5 ~) l) r4 e' o+ |' G  n
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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, E, p- y+ ?' o6 Y7 J* iHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
+ Q% S1 ?$ }$ s7 A+ }0 }$ R/ Vand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
$ @: l0 Z+ Z" r8 \0 \. O8 cgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."7 G) m, B" F' q

, D  [( `( p( G! w- RThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
+ c: O1 \, l8 N, y* Vden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
; R4 d2 K" q+ ~! r/ c9 T7 V$ }Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?") @! i0 T" z" A- g/ D

/ S) q) J' W/ \$ k1 {7 N+ iNo response.
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" x+ Q" \8 h- S& D0 _6 bSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and$ c$ S$ f# f1 j7 p. ?
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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9 U/ E# m) r  D! }Again he gets no response.
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; b: u, x! r5 O) `So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
8 d. I9 @% w% z1 d( Xfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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