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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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. {- J9 ]' A( ]The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could) u$ H# h5 l. e
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.5 Z  N# y% z/ i$ @  J: u1 |

5 S: t4 P9 l8 X6 o* R, I  FHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
* e; x  L# `6 L$ {) A  p7 `- Band in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,# y8 c# L: Q$ f  r6 O1 z
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.") r' g" q1 {) f( i  ?& n
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the8 O0 N' |8 B0 Z$ ^/ p! ~8 c
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
6 n/ F+ F0 l4 kThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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( B" @7 Y: b/ L; cNo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
  f$ ~/ ~4 O# m) ]: Y  A0 xrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"* D4 G; x4 B. L

' b7 p: t$ z% B2 X: u8 B* vStill no response.: z1 g$ M9 ~2 x/ g& ]8 F) v6 J

) t9 Z) `1 K% N; y5 vNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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( E" R4 }- }& ]& N2 p% sAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's " i: V  d% w& @: K' b
for dinner?" Again there is no response.* c& P6 Q) n/ ]2 R# d# r
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"/ ?, }6 O8 W* C: o, W* j( ~
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