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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought& |" `+ m. |# _' u
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
! g3 R. ^) J* ?! A8 B& I  {  fthe family doctor to discuss the problem.1 K0 b3 j1 e) Z4 q- \' l+ k0 n

! L1 M( y4 z" P" xThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could' _4 O% M+ \" s" c. j* r2 a
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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/ e% B  P6 y2 E; g  {9 {Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
9 K% h- y3 S. S$ r) h) hand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
7 F0 y7 X0 d# f; l! f" g# M) p  Z9 \go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
6 I- H& L2 e# K! i, R8 gden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
! G; m0 r: G! H6 AThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"( _' \/ P3 n7 V: D& h) @  E

6 J, C* c* b5 cNo response.4 l' A4 r: @! [9 L7 l& ^9 v2 j
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and. e+ e. s+ r6 T9 o6 F& B
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"8 s3 N0 ?4 v9 l) E. h

8 s! b; ~* Q7 c2 d2 m  aStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife2 X6 o% a) w+ h& X" P# u" E
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response." u5 N" Q4 S3 E* h9 b6 S# ]
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 9 i; t8 k! p7 X5 P
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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