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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought; B0 V/ s7 L: q# ~/ Z# w7 E* b
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called% {2 v; a/ \4 j
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could% ]# b# t) t, j) w! F+ `+ \
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,: t( F8 c# Z  l8 ^
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,3 N  L6 O2 e" b1 c* A7 y/ y, h
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the$ W" Y3 ?) \3 u1 M0 }
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."! W; b: J% w9 m0 V; B
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"3 O9 b# P; ~% `; }
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No response.4 j' x  \1 O& e" d: f( ^
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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/ R% C) g  d3 L( BStill no response./ u& v9 I2 J4 a& Q7 b
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife  a% O0 K: \) [+ P: u% W8 o
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"1 V3 q0 {$ W; A: W3 m  J0 ]8 C. I
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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