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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
$ A- k: M" w4 Q ?- l# d- ]2 Fshe might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
: u1 S5 m0 w7 T. Q& {: M7 C$ Rthe family doctor to discuss the problem.8 k! o4 a" U1 L+ {2 v9 |
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could/ b5 N0 l7 H6 o7 X
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.") P6 X8 N; d$ \$ F
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
4 ]- E6 }* D5 l. Iden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
+ e. Q* j+ t2 X* [" n+ FThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.3 o7 f( L; i& Y( b$ C, l$ Y! V
& C8 q/ k! J% R& U- GSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and' e. |) u1 {8 p' L2 s% T
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"# v" d$ E5 k, X/ f2 l
; ~# P! B, F) n$ `* AStill no response.8 ?8 i0 P/ B. [2 z* Q
) R' J; f/ H! f2 ?' P, PNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.
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, `/ `" C$ k. MSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
% p7 ?* Q4 Y% e2 cfor dinner?" Again there is no response.9 @: E1 K8 n$ F: c4 O
# {2 F2 f/ a' ] l4 `! u/ }9 |' iSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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(I just love this)7 p2 Q, U' M: K7 N3 Q
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) H# t/ X" {3 k& R% c2 k" w"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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