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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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' ~# e7 b: D9 }9 E3 j/ F& WThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the) G, S. o! B ]. _5 }% i
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
8 d, M4 p% m3 I# ]9 IThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"% h5 E9 G) D, m1 b6 b+ n; L$ S
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No response.5 F4 {& j% ? A4 L4 M% H/ _
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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6 R* O! z8 f2 e r) xStill no response., [+ D1 _. r6 g7 z& J2 {+ L
! G8 D( u6 z( z1 CNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife' C% g4 @& s4 K! P" m1 F
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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& j2 T+ P/ }7 O6 w/ sAgain he gets no response.
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" M- q( z3 A5 uSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
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% a4 o6 z+ B0 {3 MSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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% {8 H2 s% {( H- l"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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