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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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$ `  S! M. @0 V& i3 ythe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,* `# |8 j1 ?4 q
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,7 v. J" [3 _/ G( M" o- D
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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; ]8 j: V8 O2 k. @( ^1 \. Q/ G& i* k/ Q  mThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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) L; J5 A8 l5 r- ?Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.' ^+ w# A  C* |/ M, h9 v6 ~
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
1 ]$ x/ p' ?+ ~( a# j' Prepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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& e6 H8 {6 Y) m1 S- iStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.- Y8 X% D$ b0 X/ r$ {$ G

( d: [1 S2 `5 U, cSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
8 D! T  U4 o5 y# P( \8 G+ Zfor dinner?" Again there is no response.; O# t- j. \4 u! G8 T
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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