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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought6 L# O6 s& F9 L8 g5 z3 G- D
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
+ I; A/ f3 l6 {( |7 D+ ythe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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) k  p* Y2 s9 L: b6 }- b6 N# c$ H+ GThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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( h1 |- b0 T( t  r8 KHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,2 ^/ j7 [& m; f! N1 a, b8 g
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
, ~% q; b9 r6 ?- o3 f6 ago to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the0 n  D% @- c+ i
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
7 L; X+ u! g6 O( U! e* pThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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  [4 ]1 E( r+ d2 gNo response., [) G% _% ^* e) Y+ p' f: W

; K& X" B% n; R9 G7 gSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and4 \. n8 o+ c) Y% h8 `) E& D; U
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife2 \& Z7 O6 H- E/ }
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"7 k- g# g/ c. J
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Again he gets no response./ w# R. w6 O$ \0 p

4 ]( v& y/ H" q, ]3 b& ySo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
6 e) j$ {7 }# ~* x( C$ ?5 ^- Vfor dinner?" Again there is no response.. v- D& A1 G) u& s
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"8 N& n* |$ w+ J: r

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