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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,9 d* c) \* o+ h: R/ o
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
" m' u9 J1 k$ ~den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
  k! H* D& V9 G( J7 ZThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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) ]( P' Y" t1 sNo response.1 P) F) j( A# K7 c* K) v+ H

" s* e5 P7 W- q' nSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
, r6 y$ _" o% Y; orepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"1 p! t2 ?  E, C: E2 |% ^6 H* h+ Q! ?2 j

0 r, _: j9 i( B3 hStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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) g$ d9 C; ^$ S  g8 A* NAgain he gets no response.! X$ D+ u* z" @4 k& c0 U, X
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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2 u  m: C; o* c8 ], N0 i/ mSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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