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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
- a8 [( X1 `/ P7 A C& } Q$ |she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could: L) W6 V* n( w) O* b' Y4 s
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.% [' c* v) M- k4 n% l" Q
2 f6 p; k( j& y& u% w8 xHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
! s: W2 b" j3 A3 F) hand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
} q% V- U7 U$ o# Q7 F0 Mgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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! p# p0 E5 A0 t; X4 KThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the) C* o" E1 s( S' ~
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
) {" o2 n" l* p0 p8 ZThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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. |: _9 Q6 x7 J8 v6 U) TSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
: ]; t7 C2 t U+ ^" hrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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& ~8 d7 K' c6 y% z& nStill no response.' i& ?& ?( o3 I; L# \7 p% @1 r2 h, f
) h% e( s4 z4 A" a3 q8 G$ rNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
7 P4 [3 `- H, G) y$ R0 Fand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"6 h4 a% g0 U/ Q8 h5 M& u
7 h& ], o, r+ Z# S* YAgain he gets no response.$ ^$ c# z9 @( r- g2 ]. a3 A
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's ' n( h; C7 u! q% H( a
for dinner?" Again there is no response.- j% g! h$ l) `3 h1 y$ A$ \
+ s+ L1 \ f: ^9 o) a; tSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?". C# z! g; p7 Q" |
& X6 O4 y8 m1 ?, g# p(I just love this)/ V- _* n6 q% S" q: Y {4 j' H
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* @1 L7 D4 W( y9 ~, {5 A"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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