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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.: V$ g: t- ^. x, W0 g
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,. l3 Z8 T7 j5 w4 b' R5 e$ Z- R
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,/ g$ m" p$ z% c! U3 h2 o- u# R
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the- n! V* ^* y0 O( F1 z: ~: p5 C
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."  u9 h2 }: n% r8 |
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.' G: [: O' |* m& h4 x7 ^
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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2 z' i" x8 a! q8 c- I/ C6 hNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife+ [5 G8 T: W& h, g; Z$ |1 U
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.: Z. S' Q: R4 [1 I# \4 l
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's   d$ N" t2 V+ A* L4 r! }
for dinner?" Again there is no response.. Y7 i2 _( p2 x! `: T7 G1 J: x

2 i( L1 M8 C% A9 F0 QSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"% C; r7 o6 ?' N' V3 l# H3 l
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