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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
0 J' g% h( Y" `+ E2 Eshe might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
& H9 `/ v$ l k+ s0 Y; { tthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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5 q6 P* \. u9 M6 ^" yHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,2 O4 {4 X* i* G& E& v$ \
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
1 G, x0 y W! Q% K Rgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."! p; |! U/ y' T
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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2 H; ^! |9 T% c# l5 @Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and) u$ `: j4 T- {4 J: D |
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.) t9 V& e( b4 Y* V, P/ n1 b; u
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife9 e: J' F6 H$ G/ U# c) m
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"$ ~8 i/ R4 K) `4 U( k
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Again he gets no response.) c! b; H4 h; J
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's : u, U. I6 C0 p& G) W1 g0 i2 d
for dinner?" Again there is no response." e: O' G* y% b. c& {/ m
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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a/ W1 ~; g7 q a% x( [(I just love this)
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"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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