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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought7 s* J" _  g9 Y( Q# m
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
1 ]: A4 m: w, |* Rthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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' Q' V8 o! e4 r: r8 E* XThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
, i( N5 w' h( Y3 F8 H- \0 w; ^5 operform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.) |1 {& f! e( N3 ]  ~  {! q& ~: U4 a
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,. r* l1 c  P8 a: [5 x, k
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,. o! w8 D2 t5 a: [: j/ ~" U% ^- B
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.") k! @+ S$ O' j. x7 {* e2 F

" \; |" G) ~3 e  r$ G& sThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
4 K2 w0 a  q( p+ _7 p# t1 S4 `* Gden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
* s8 O8 e" T% w# b% LThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"  T5 D. {8 H* G" h4 O* ]

/ u: @6 i+ T- ]5 C3 \No response.0 f/ x2 d# P8 W$ O! d7 {& P

2 f+ i, [, n% R  D, NSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and9 H: ?2 P. l- V/ W
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.8 }& R& W' m  }) D
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife+ w( `- w* v! e. ?3 j- b" H
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.6 L9 ]' F- p2 o: o5 Q! o9 f( K9 ^. `
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 2 H/ k5 v. S, z# n( U) R& F" Z% [
for dinner?" Again there is no response.& `0 L2 ]7 [/ }: n9 f

- Z" u; Z/ A4 S  G# GSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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