 鲜花( 77)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
) N2 N) Y+ C$ R, m! f, \she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
$ F+ O, b) Q! y6 H# Ithe family doctor to discuss the problem.8 f* e* ?0 K3 j: X1 ?7 q6 E$ Z8 @
7 o6 ~" M2 K/ q5 D, L D) [) NThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could/ E" W* v6 Q" E/ p$ H0 @
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.3 {. g" @: y; [! N, Y, t
V: t8 J8 W9 `" F" `
Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,. I* i* n3 _$ W+ V7 b+ L' v% F0 g
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,! L: e& _; w2 I# x. r# N
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
9 z- L4 _. q" h g: e
/ R9 W6 l4 _% \That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
) k7 a) b3 t1 A- o+ d: Vden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."/ L6 Y8 V* \# `% {
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
0 A8 _: p# n9 Q- W; U, p) h$ |
' L7 r. i+ E! ]7 D# x/ ?No response.
% _, n+ R* |5 `' ?
$ |6 h- B3 f' T) j% H, w8 N4 LSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
. R: i6 C5 ~8 X+ c3 v: ~repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
. l2 w4 n# I. X, @8 m
% u( } Q7 ]- ?% _! O, z# }Still no response.. F- L2 v% _# r; M
# I" V! l3 ^8 l$ B3 g7 R: Z& }) VNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife. P# w% E4 ?# R& [0 j4 @5 H- ~
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
" ]& Z. o" N; h4 o, X# w7 k6 k
Again he gets no response.: p" d0 F6 w1 b, h! G8 j1 Q2 N) [
' O" m/ o! _4 t% e, x" }So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
2 Z! x( Z" q4 z! W4 ^for dinner?" Again there is no response.
9 F* I; f, Q/ x6 U7 C7 a' c1 _& O; K
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"1 `/ F: q& u" W" R; `$ O
. B% u6 @& Z9 q( t, ]/ M- J(I just love this); V1 o: r% Q5 l: `% ?/ H
7 E* s% b; l! z, x- O) j
) p5 G6 z) v# C5 u
"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
|