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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought" b! j$ A/ S* E V0 w: [
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
4 R. i* V8 a% E8 q0 J! dthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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8 j# Q8 b2 r" x3 }* `( ]The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
/ Y* m0 {& Y; A+ ~9 `perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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2 a' s \/ G( h! G# N# Tgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response." T! Q' G3 y/ Y8 V, E& H0 H2 |# i2 @8 d. P
4 ]+ |5 K* q/ r# u. eThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
" }$ u b- h( R# A* o$ Dden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."& b5 B* T" I! ~$ a
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?") D" g5 y5 P, D& e
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No response.
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* d0 @: A, E5 x8 {9 zSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and) q5 m4 H" B9 x- b6 f3 g, |
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"1 W9 F H2 c) D i5 P
l7 ^% g* `* y. Q: g& i+ lStill no response.- Y4 A8 ^2 x T- x
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
( D. K% p" J* y* `) o+ Land asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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" a! z i* ?1 T, N" IAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
: c& j; X& a$ B6 F7 vfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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5 a; m8 y- J& v3 a; YSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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(I just love this)
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( v, m d9 q( ^7 [! I! N }"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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