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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought7 @; s, ~/ m% ^* L
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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7 E/ P4 q9 T  c7 P; V- MHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,) }$ R1 u, B, `, E4 }" u
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,  @2 z$ c! a7 Z1 a' d( f) q( r
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."4 \% `" s6 t( L

/ w: O3 z. D' S9 E/ kThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
4 x, f* f3 ?# |% G2 d! {den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."( j# x* e% u+ k# }1 |
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"0 \% E9 t6 U# o& P
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No response.0 Y3 A$ W0 l% b, Z7 {8 b/ X  f

* o( ~$ i* I3 c5 f7 o2 ISo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.3 k4 p6 l  N- U+ i
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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% M4 r( ]# t& b3 N" w. k9 yAgain he gets no response.
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8 ]9 b! h1 ]( \4 X- j9 U, YSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
- v8 `; R0 H/ P  g# r# jfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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, k3 C, w$ c% M6 F+ MSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?", s  I+ ~4 B" I* l* i& x& b8 q
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