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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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# O$ u: i) D6 K0 E4 H1 q2 f4 _The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,+ `2 A9 {# P6 b4 r: _9 |
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,$ e/ u/ c8 q8 a# y; d3 q; I9 ?  H5 K& G
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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. B. l& T1 d; ]  v( w9 F2 x8 v7 VThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and5 b( i# u' y# q; t* w
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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; _: s$ g: a* M, x3 F/ t  B/ rStill no response.9 I9 Q' n% f$ _& {
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"1 Y# g* A$ H" _4 y3 I6 ^; l
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