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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought4 d% r( b8 }7 \  A1 S4 ?  G# ?
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called7 u' K$ O$ ^7 P8 k0 p$ K( y
the family doctor to discuss the problem.$ k! B# R- G/ X1 M2 K- h
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could4 ^. b8 G) m8 ?, G) _# L
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.( Z8 c+ @2 Q8 L# R+ l

$ d3 k& l4 C7 K7 f! ^) yHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,0 f1 G) z2 t  d* T. x- e4 ]) y# m
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,3 D  q' P9 d: u) H  }* R% W
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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& w1 f* {2 O2 N7 K" w- O( xSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
8 S, a* D$ g! k1 l( {repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.6 F; {' A" O1 q& ]0 j! L

  H, F2 a# m; {+ ?/ }2 u% KNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.( b# Z5 m4 M1 _, Z( ?' U$ l3 j
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
3 f/ h* A8 [5 U! Y, G& {2 @2 gfor dinner?" Again there is no response.3 t' u: P5 U5 \1 M$ I( U, F

5 i; K6 O  `' Q; xSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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