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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could. ]* T2 p/ Q; k* U( o+ C
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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! X9 Q2 w% _) \: a. jNo response.
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2 t. F  [9 C: J" P9 z( ~So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and' H) V1 h  F9 U. J; B
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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- f' }( }9 q# \Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.9 W" S& |+ R2 J. ]2 B1 L
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"9 [5 |& O6 e& n: x+ W7 `

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