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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought& c5 ~2 \0 I9 k
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called: H* h! M9 ?" O
the family doctor to discuss the problem.# f# x' ?3 j/ |6 G2 J- D4 Q0 N
& k5 ~' Q1 N& VThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
" j: u9 j6 V* B3 F7 |. _perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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6 B8 f$ ?. a; I% x/ p4 m( Ago to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."& Q2 L) x8 w2 {
+ w3 U! G, @3 {& S& i& W9 ^" ZThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
% |( h6 h- l: B* ]3 Y: kden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
+ y; _5 ]2 k7 n; O8 rThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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/ n& [& }/ z+ C- e$ gNo response.7 F& W$ a3 Y q0 _; u
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.
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1 B7 `% Z; m! rNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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+ @" |6 n; X8 J) P3 F$ B% V( _Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
4 ?: y4 ^$ S K7 p: ^( r4 R5 b# xfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"+ {2 v3 k8 a, r( q
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(I just love this)0 S. K R2 o$ q5 o( p
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" K) }' G* c% u. L# r' L0 z"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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