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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could5 |6 u2 V! u3 `" I& t% u
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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7 j0 ]4 }5 {  u2 u: O# {  q1 X: t  [Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,; `/ G3 Z7 z+ o) i- |# g* _! P, W6 C
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,% P' @9 ?3 S8 J( s4 }% U
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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9 A0 Z! m, _9 l4 E" RThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the% X, O  ]/ D% g& A* |% T
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."$ U, ?3 c1 m% A8 f: V/ J9 H7 s
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.- x% S+ R$ L2 v+ r# _' |

2 D9 M7 W3 U6 ]So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and7 E$ x7 s4 z$ o' K5 k: {/ v
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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4 w  \5 L" o5 n/ k( r% LNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife8 L% o7 ^; ~$ W
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.
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/ J/ a5 _: a) I% d0 E& VSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
+ H2 p% ]" _+ n3 ]4 n2 n* sfor dinner?" Again there is no response.- i* @0 E  i+ C) n

9 D2 I+ y/ X+ g# j2 ?So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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6 |* B1 Y+ L+ J* W6 ?"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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