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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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1 u' ?1 L3 J* l( s; ithe family doctor to discuss the problem.( D* `/ }# x! w; J6 R
" k! x# Q9 ?2 A, }( qThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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: w% R4 d5 X+ M4 C' g& l, i: hHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,+ U5 `; M3 W6 G2 k
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
7 v, Q) u! p4 h8 T6 R4 dgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the+ y; h2 {5 A- H
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."- L2 H+ D' T% C, S
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?") A9 t5 j$ M& i4 u5 x7 [" t- t; t
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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2 G8 v- G+ l8 n, z" DStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife7 c4 Q! Z5 f$ X' Q3 c, A# X
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" D& Z3 ?/ S0 E; v. l4 M- W/ i
3 G# N2 V, _2 sAgain he gets no response., i) j6 w4 }' k3 q
% ^! ^, [1 G; U7 E9 OSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's 9 c0 \% \! V" n. w0 u
for dinner?" Again there is no response.6 e) M' A) y4 N& | G
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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(I just love this)
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"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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