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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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" m5 f3 k( s8 i' t7 b- B& Gthe family doctor to discuss the problem.: |7 D7 H2 _/ _ m* _- e
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
( c6 N* n$ Y2 v, t% g* m" O) rand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
3 a9 G* K5 p" a. c3 C! j# }go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
8 z- X/ D8 |6 B: Zden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
/ J- H; `* u. D: x( M& L; aThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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% z8 l# v) e" `5 d) Q' |. EAgain he gets no response.( t. {& i; w9 p6 {0 J9 D: I" x6 e
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's 7 M6 C9 h8 K; r0 J7 ]2 g2 m& ~
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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& F1 H% a( ~8 P6 }( T( e4 Y( A- M(I just love this)9 m! Q! j+ D$ p- m# E2 Z' F* k
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( c; {, ]! b+ ?+ V' ?"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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