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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought, U5 ?9 N+ {6 Q; p8 O4 ~; c2 x" a& N6 y
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
8 _. S3 U" X1 y% M  I1 ~% [the family doctor to discuss the problem.( X- d" f7 b% O% T

7 G0 Y6 e9 q# [/ J6 V) HThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
$ K5 \9 P  b3 S6 h8 ]! Tand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
& O0 [5 u2 f' I& s( P* ~go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."0 ^( x$ R( \- [5 c  p$ d

! C  L8 V0 \0 g  Z5 s5 qThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the$ k7 r2 M& H1 @/ ~/ j; ^
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
+ ?2 m3 ^' N; d) lThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.5 Y; S: W. k0 f" O) a0 z) \% F
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and! f) a; Z* X5 o4 _7 j* q
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.4 F0 j  F, L$ ~* v% B; ]

* ^& m# ~& e, K) _) j5 a3 |Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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; U! [& U  A  A7 \. T( CAgain he gets no response.3 N+ j* T8 |2 L  C' z
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
3 D1 Y+ Q5 [3 Dfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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