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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought$ O G$ M6 V/ W% D2 m& z
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called( m7 h$ K& n9 V* R7 `! U1 c8 m
the family doctor to discuss the problem.. @2 i' I) @/ O/ R+ X
3 ^: o4 D3 w2 D+ a1 C# H* P! {# Q+ zThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
: {2 i2 F; q6 R$ O' j" v& `$ zperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.4 G( L* z% {) `& X. Q
! a( z* w) G: gHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
$ P/ }7 f$ C! p2 d* h" Band in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
, `& z! q" }% ^3 Z2 L4 Tgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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4 M7 v) Y* y8 e) jThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
) a! Z4 e! d' _$ t- B9 C4 Eden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."0 V- j+ P; }; V* I) H: w8 P
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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/ o0 z) H2 T2 a0 f, t! u4 tNo response.9 Y: s8 j. f+ s/ ]. n% P
# M, l0 K" \1 B8 W$ L$ jSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and& i+ V. [/ ^5 U' H: D7 g2 i& D
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"% D @- F. K4 B* v4 S, J5 Z
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Still no response.( ~3 |' I( k# l) D
4 g5 |# P8 j \$ _3 c( {0 f0 t$ C9 e/ ?Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
( y) h2 o. k' [! c9 ?and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?") g8 g* s# H% u2 W3 t- M
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Again he gets no response.
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5 n0 p$ S5 S$ ]So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
6 T& C& `5 f& K6 Ofor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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$ x2 x l3 N: tSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"' c9 g7 A$ ]* Z, ]8 E
; b- M; W# W- u+ T$ O(I just love this)+ K, s4 t5 I4 o- k2 z
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"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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