埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4656|回复: 1

听力问题 - Hearing Problem

[复制链接]
鲜花(77) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
3 X7 O) F+ _  u5 t9 q) t5 J. s3 R: ?she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called/ ~7 K& b$ M7 ?
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
+ j+ O9 [9 m' j, B8 j% S+ B( Q/ [, S# C; x" c' l: j
The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
* y7 b$ ^: b- e6 hperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
1 E% T& B1 q3 V6 Z: K6 o6 K' y' d: ^$ ?) H
Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
1 v( {5 B7 x% f+ \5 W" [* Oand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,5 h$ _# M* U- ~
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
4 s5 u; B8 n* k& ]2 X$ W: E% U# k# _" }( i+ n9 d# ^* e2 u4 ~; p# @
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the% `  E0 L& q9 ~# |& T" v2 k" {
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
% A2 m) \- k" mThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
% x$ K5 l' v3 H& i0 d3 ~( Q- Y" |# H4 k- K% D- Z
No response.2 ~4 g% `/ T7 r7 |& y6 Y
9 m4 d8 ~. z4 {, h( Q7 u
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and7 k7 M+ b/ p' K0 R# E" ^4 p6 H6 M  K
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
( z0 E$ t3 z3 g* k
. p* d9 H) e( ^7 E8 YStill no response.
+ J0 N8 d( Q# f2 g; Z
0 [# k) F3 Q; i1 ^Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
) Q5 D+ Q) n; g! _6 |and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"4 C, Y5 F  ^8 b+ q4 R

; z, t% Y6 g* O: y9 sAgain he gets no response.
$ `+ |# p1 x* `( k
6 j2 Y3 m8 I4 y4 JSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 2 w. ^& P% o' i% A
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
) G: @" r9 Y( L& b$ a' V; X, {5 T! F4 }, ^2 Q: K8 s" E
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"# m9 k3 P6 c/ i7 ?4 ?# m% p

. G. w* D) |" @8 v3 q1 h  H/ C(I just love this). A; S6 J: i% c) t+ i3 s9 Q  S: @
% W9 _! |% f+ h  ?
" }' j  V  p5 i# v0 {0 ?" q
"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-5-31 01:44 | 显示全部楼层
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2025-12-5 20:16 , Processed in 0.149824 second(s), 13 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表