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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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5 K' p9 j; b7 ^7 A' P; ?The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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0 ]* Q3 I6 H7 Z( a9 U5 S, JHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,6 @; E/ y# m/ z3 c: K! \
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,( I( v3 ]) X) Q) S8 Y: ^
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."* }/ _3 N: v4 h1 @0 L% O
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the2 ^! ]7 H: i* e! L2 g
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."- ^) l* A1 T7 t; ~2 {9 `" e1 O0 }
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.5 Z* c& s! Z; n4 X7 j

* W% p% q# i. n( f2 nSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and6 j; O6 ~. l! i' i
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"& y/ x% K; J( \$ `
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Still no response.
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% Y0 X5 V# l7 B$ d$ ?. SNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife2 }% R1 C6 @# m9 `6 [  r
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.- U% A( C, P- \% ^7 p' O

; v. p. Y9 |$ rSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's ) u" H+ u. I- T- A
for dinner?" Again there is no response.; s, e$ J0 t- f. p# V- w) |

: S/ R; r3 m9 ]; Q, B# A. q* y! iSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"- T& J6 H. Z  o: e* s

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