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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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# ?3 J* C, ?7 }8 G) ithe family doctor to discuss the problem.' p* X( `3 W: C1 K- ~" \5 _) F
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could4 _/ d' `0 V0 q+ }+ `+ r) t+ J
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,/ t2 d2 |' f) V8 N: f' V( e* |
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
3 X. j# C( k# p' [* _6 n" zgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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3 O$ \6 k6 x) W# f: \: V# D' u/ HThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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8 }9 I; |2 H$ w, E# A) `/ \1 M7 RThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"8 V9 Y+ m1 [6 r/ X: J- m3 r+ {

6 O9 f; t5 }7 C/ N3 r9 c, x- m8 NNo response.
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( V7 X, O8 ^0 _1 l5 K. K9 S) \9 R+ B0 O( cSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and1 x& Q' B4 w" U
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"  j8 _; _% a9 A

0 H5 x9 {. A4 d. {$ s; oStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife; Y7 f0 q3 F7 u+ @3 q
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"# T# ]8 N3 m7 ]
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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* G. H# i& e6 C$ ^"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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