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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought( b; @0 P; H: E- N4 g) M& x1 O1 L2 w
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
5 f' S! t* L+ G! Qthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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! m; F$ U9 B% `The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,7 O% \# d, _3 C; X
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
# ^" N4 R! R2 \go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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  R: p7 l, W, P; ^! cThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the! B+ l/ I. Y0 L4 G9 X# ?
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."( @0 U1 T/ y. A, k% ~; ~
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and& m5 Y- `9 R( X+ K, f6 ^; E
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"/ p+ L+ P: A7 u& S' E  I

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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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* L- J8 M8 _; p! V2 x' oAgain he gets no response.) }! Z2 \9 Z! Z1 \

$ w3 ]: p/ u7 K- _So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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