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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought6 ^; P9 Y) U: ~
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called6 T8 c5 @* _, G, t& Q
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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/ @4 ~( w+ q# Z, {That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the0 t6 [3 b  {% ^; g" u  }% v
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."& \7 m1 ~. K$ |! Y4 n6 B* T, V
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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3 i8 O, G9 {+ ^: e/ F  _) XNo response.4 I, i% R3 N# g' `  Z1 L- K1 c" e

: E  ^7 C7 H( w  `So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and5 I8 T. g8 h* D2 u1 C' u
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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: f5 s( f4 v6 |8 `8 }: I  {$ mStill no response.
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8 q: p" ]8 r- h1 o! QNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife& w/ p) x2 y& {1 x
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"2 n; }  u2 J, ]0 ^: r
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's % z+ q/ N' t1 t2 j! n3 k
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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4 a2 o+ U+ d& e8 f  ^3 c5 cSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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