埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4965|回复: 1

听力问题 - Hearing Problem

[复制链接]
鲜花(77) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
' d. [& R# Y7 ~. \  eshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
' H5 A0 u2 X* q3 {the family doctor to discuss the problem.
, O2 K- P( w( _. S% e
  U0 S& P" u3 z% r# F+ D$ g: ^# sThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could0 z8 J& A, {4 t7 X6 W& ?
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.1 O4 m# R& _6 W3 y, X/ e, W9 m
: K" ^! t8 D) H0 `3 k% P4 y
Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
- A) W" b$ T! a1 P0 I. _and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
- [7 `0 U% {3 ^1 i6 \$ Bgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."  I! T* ~1 x6 `
. X0 {! Z; |: G; ?7 @& o
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the5 ^: g* n: s1 a- ~' \3 V1 V& G' n
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."( N2 q+ W+ _5 ~& L
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"8 _( M$ E1 W- ]& Z) x8 E* z
3 B, V& E4 P5 I: _
No response.+ \; N2 W0 S8 t, E# x9 j
! o+ U( h2 s+ V- X
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and) I+ {( P4 F. O8 Z1 g$ W
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
" k/ O" A* l+ z! ~% ~* o1 u0 I" Y! n) g) V9 O% B! n9 Q  ]
Still no response.& Y4 b5 d( O1 A0 Z0 v

0 l8 v: N6 S! m- Z) e. \Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
9 l0 q  K! w; L. R9 e  c! _and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"; g* [# P2 V3 g" ~5 f! T6 m

. W# \4 I% H, K/ t# {Again he gets no response.' e  T3 }1 N* L" Y3 q8 B" l

  f: F- M9 |" m& {$ ?So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
- F/ G  f3 o" o! j6 ?for dinner?" Again there is no response.
/ G- |( Q- N$ t# ]
+ U* S3 t6 s' x9 u4 C8 fSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?") _  W- O2 ~& T0 B) ]) u

7 o5 c* |; p0 A) _(I just love this)  z1 {# J5 L8 d1 B/ N

4 \9 a' c; n. z( q; Q# o1 A2 r0 h3 h5 p/ P* `4 U9 T
"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-5-31 01:44 | 显示全部楼层
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-4-17 03:27 , Processed in 0.058604 second(s), 13 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表