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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem." B% z. H3 c4 n q( [# N, x
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,4 g: M% H$ g d; r" f
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
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% Q R: |+ E0 h, g# X( o* E V# YThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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7 I" V i7 P+ P; c# A) Q+ JNo response.
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) A- S' R9 S( j* W0 u/ i& ?! H5 |So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and5 F, \0 W; a/ [# I. w
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"+ v4 r# s$ T; @7 b' j
% W$ c* E, q! \4 K+ \8 ~7 I" fStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife# Y9 R+ }9 s2 t4 G$ C/ @' [9 P
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" s+ l; o5 Z3 S4 E4 {
2 q" Y! m% b O$ E3 d4 FAgain he gets no response.. d9 z- u6 k! G3 U% A, ^
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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, ]7 b" z, ~. L. b: A: D(I just love this)
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$ R1 c1 ]* y P1 k) h8 B" o6 j"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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