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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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1 f$ _( {+ G, QHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"- Y" [! {; E; b' `, }! b
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No response.3 S& k! F# w( f$ @% K6 A, @" c
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.1 `. r( Z, P) O( }) c6 y
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife4 }2 t/ Z! B6 U
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"4 ^! H% G) ]; ?$ a0 _/ y$ y3 ^
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Again he gets no response., Y7 Y* ]8 Q+ w- Y
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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# g( k; _% y1 C9 _6 c8 y6 ASo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"2 q& j( {4 Z( I. \# q

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