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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought+ b1 R* K2 M# s4 e
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called' X3 Z+ ~0 C  A4 U
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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5 L( n6 i9 m& [6 O' N; \The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
; i  M5 e0 X7 W8 M0 aperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
( D8 t) N% s, `8 J3 Rand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,( @7 g' p" l' }* p2 x  P
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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# o, b. N+ O# C3 @, CThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
8 J% m! y% t3 P7 Z# V+ V8 `2 |den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."* V( u! n- }, Y& E
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"+ E2 L1 \; b+ I! M& _
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No response.8 a# i9 |2 I4 `  e5 |4 Z
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
( V2 b2 E7 |3 W! T  v1 r# Irepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"9 E# ^( e4 N" p; m

; D' b* p! X8 c* y7 \6 g$ TStill no response.
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: u) H5 P& ?2 y  j7 uNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.$ o+ [7 X6 A2 n- h
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's % T, E/ S6 M, d. U( m) H+ ^
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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: o+ h+ y; t6 ~So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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