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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought* _% p0 r& H+ c9 l
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
4 e" h; ?6 M& n3 h9 a& bthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could- E7 i% ?( O% {% s
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss., S7 |. B% g2 l  ^+ K  F
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,# H8 N5 Q/ T6 _/ _5 k. P0 ^  I0 Z3 Q
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
9 H/ n( y8 o) mgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."- h# {6 p2 C1 ?8 e1 I$ ?' I+ l

  K% @) f, ?& ~7 L0 }, TThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
9 g; s" a$ @1 f; d+ b# Q6 tden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
  ?% U) |/ c/ H8 y4 X2 SThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.# o/ [1 a3 R) k3 Q5 d
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
! Q! E2 U, X: E" Q# h) `repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
+ G* n$ p6 Z( t+ G" P0 Q+ Jand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"* I7 m, U2 @7 E( j9 Z. n

- F, N* _# ]8 UAgain he gets no response.
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- @" I1 Q- K4 g5 T6 S% aSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
( A% f0 C- k8 hfor dinner?" Again there is no response.8 t: c) `- b1 ?

1 V. {% P1 O* m8 W. Y* ?/ t+ JSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"7 d5 M( ~& [( W& L
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