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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.4 Q$ m2 C3 W- `5 m$ p% y
6 D1 k8 T$ u3 y5 [9 MThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could1 ~, q4 s% `9 ^1 W- m+ o0 A# c
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.( |; D5 ?" t% T
8 M4 X7 o1 a% t: T& ~" jHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the) e9 }" X& {" x3 C
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
8 |3 M$ D5 {/ w% M' LThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.' }6 H/ @( g1 p1 E* T
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.9 ~2 |( k+ b, n6 B" @% z, v. Q
* B% p; g( l; W/ D/ p: U, LSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's , j/ `4 \* R' {/ r3 ~4 ?
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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1 ?$ B9 z3 `# s1 |+ s(I just love this)
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"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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