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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought4 U/ B: Q. I, [# ?# Y
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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5 J- H/ g) ?5 |$ [$ iThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could; G, P. N" p( Z d* y
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss./ M g. E1 _" t. S/ ?7 d& ^7 B
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the3 J' t; S# m- |" A" L
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
2 b5 K, J3 [7 _9 B3 |0 P+ [Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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/ Y5 H. s# T( o& v3 ~No response.- u# }$ g. L8 k
. X: R4 u6 l% ^% k3 D: P/ fSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and( h, O' d l3 X" h
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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3 t3 X9 W# m* [+ W) U: J1 HNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
& O5 M. a$ \) _* K8 a A0 t$ Hfor dinner?" Again there is no response.7 ?5 _+ g* _ n0 l% \9 U- e
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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(I just love this)& {7 X4 H* W* Q8 T+ _
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"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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