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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought/ o0 E) b# b# C. w' F
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called, x$ J% |5 }- \
the family doctor to discuss the problem.) t5 d; i! j& I, m% |2 \/ R5 J
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could8 C! S9 j. w7 U! C6 v- W. t5 b7 F
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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5 m. U: j' t! p! {$ }! F: GHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,5 V. I0 J) M1 T% [1 E/ v2 S
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,5 A( f; Y0 t. y6 A2 I$ V
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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! X4 m5 {7 Y. e$ ZThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the  D# S( r4 d! C6 V  B
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."6 i( `7 ^- B, R. v3 D7 I; M% j' D  G
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?") _" l1 }; @6 a3 _, }; o: t3 ]0 p

% M0 L+ g+ K8 M& m3 ?( ENo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and7 \" ]/ c0 H( a( Z; f
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"9 }6 o% g! A9 C. m0 [6 Z
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Still no response.
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( W0 Y! H) {2 O. k1 MNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife  h- _' h2 w9 f5 Y2 e& a, e* j
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.
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- g7 q6 t( s1 O. ]; r: y) qSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's " i1 V2 E5 Q/ e' q0 W
for dinner?" Again there is no response.- h, @  S6 `) F8 w1 K
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"0 q( B' t" I! _7 y
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