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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought% y5 s$ R8 z9 u/ B
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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3 m! `9 F- D, F/ S' W/ sThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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9 ?+ D  h$ Y$ T8 ^% @' _  R; W3 a& |  RHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
+ r/ ^9 @; {( G7 N; Pand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
7 m' m/ }. z2 W6 Z) Y9 G9 r, _8 tgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and% }8 o$ h$ D+ y; n6 s! T% |: q
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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# G* @2 `4 f: K% L2 n8 V8 ?Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife) E4 i3 R1 X  o; r8 s
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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: _; Q1 X: f  S' A7 ]+ z* aAgain he gets no response.
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5 y+ [) F! h; @& KSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
7 ]1 t+ B9 y8 ufor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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4 c' b  T0 R7 ]! P+ H( O$ o1 @$ BSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"8 m; U4 b5 X( O) z
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