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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought5 U2 e; T, w% @
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
9 w- f8 A7 s3 G! i& O* ^the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,* d) H* I, k6 \, ^# |0 ^: I
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,# y( G8 Z. a4 j# s" ?7 p
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."% F& T* o5 |% M' N* J' D) K

( S0 t2 R6 M% g+ j8 _" wThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
4 q( S4 P8 _# _( v% Gden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
; \, U) ]' _5 k8 y, Y. gThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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' _0 s4 M$ c' K$ x. G+ |9 w" PNo response.
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7 ~  H  h! R# b0 c$ tSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
( |8 q) e* l9 \repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"+ o0 r- h6 |0 F+ \

" ?  e/ Y2 x! ^Still no response./ q; K( H% N* ~' i$ ?: X) ]
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife6 a; N5 h2 Y5 T7 ?( O
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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( ]' j! |1 E' M' }2 F" I2 wAgain he gets no response.- a: d! A4 N5 v- z
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
2 h0 t5 j( A, R& I1 e; q6 o2 Zfor dinner?" Again there is no response.1 Q: T0 L9 O% ^% F

5 ^9 n8 q. s, G! g" h2 VSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"& V" ~9 q9 Y0 {$ f
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