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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.8 `6 ^+ |( I# ^* `" M7 @
; S% T" Q' P, ]9 V, TThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could6 j2 d. _+ u8 D9 o: G. e
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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) L; P; v& B/ K: L! `) _Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,. b+ J. k* {, [( r+ J
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,( a& _& V( ^! p! c
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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4 ]8 D% U$ a4 S+ n7 x5 E- BThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the. w5 a* c% m2 Q ?% _* F0 O
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."9 w0 D4 k F; c6 A" l
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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1 o2 w# w ~4 o7 J4 h8 A% l% mSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and% n- \: c. s* i# c4 G1 Y" }
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"8 W1 L$ r! |( U9 J0 g) p
v( C8 j/ ^, q* VStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife4 ^0 M5 }: [2 D- i7 o2 G6 A
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response." C5 T. Q1 |/ s, H
9 p0 B1 _0 u/ y @So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's ) ]( U$ m2 O$ `
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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4 ?% P/ T/ J6 F9 z1 d9 BSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"8 h+ F+ ^% F# N& h4 F, }$ F
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(I just love this)$ h* _1 l) j7 |: D! @- Z- y! y v) b- D
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"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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