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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought8 }( p2 [/ X6 f7 U$ ~! J
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could1 W) E- q4 X$ O3 i  b4 `
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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# m4 U3 M  ~, B/ WHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
6 f4 z0 K0 E  j$ Iand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
# g+ g, n: b6 E6 K# f  H) cgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the& b2 v4 b! ?7 d  y. U$ K
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
; y  x+ u* X6 N$ wThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.% F, `; T2 u. H' M" n

3 J8 _6 B1 L' h. ?& K0 QSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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# ]) y2 U; h* lStill no response.; _  P  T: L: c) L/ O2 t+ Q

8 `7 Y7 w9 Y  H) a. ]* f& N& FNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
  j: M1 c- B( p0 Y; s7 kand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"8 H( z& H/ y5 n- M
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Again he gets no response.+ }* a! ]5 e( Q) X; a
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's ( w' }6 [8 j: ~6 Y3 x  }
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"2 R# u. L5 Y) S, t) m% S, w

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3 S3 Q+ Q+ Z  M5 M: d; ~. H7 ^"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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