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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
4 M0 e5 l& h5 I, |she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
4 N6 q& z/ w; S, ^2 n, Nthe family doctor to discuss the problem.$ i. z* h! r0 A F) m
4 Q/ B/ W5 e# U, iThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the4 X. _, \, f2 _, A* h
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
+ P% s) d8 O4 R. B- b7 b. c$ uThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.6 z% L% H; j. d7 J! q0 V+ U; B6 o
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
9 a$ C, e5 e3 T6 {( Lrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"$ O% p" O) O& [3 c
3 {2 }. b- V! R' ^" b; j) l( LStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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; O- V7 [% J' x% V' a3 A( NAgain he gets no response., [8 k2 t- J1 w( G1 l+ j4 i
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
0 l1 ^$ e# w' s- |5 u( c' Ufor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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. D9 Y0 Z M9 t5 wSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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5 w$ ]* T: l; ]9 J(I just love this)
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! E. w( u! _# a+ w- M. z4 G"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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