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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
/ x' O% `. B }; J. Eshe might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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" j# k6 p) g0 B& r# G1 p: rThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could! ]* \. V7 A, A% e& v! Q; E! W8 b
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.1 u% p, y7 \, P3 j; X# X
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
9 E4 j; y/ E/ y3 `* d! D. ^& rand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
4 H5 e" q* H Y& Ego to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."" O7 u& ]! M# x7 D7 P. {
2 ]7 z4 O" _! v5 ] b8 y KThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
8 o( \+ D9 A& I% zden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
* @: e% ~: T* s: X* @% `Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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2 D6 Y E% [1 {" O a% fNo response.+ l5 `1 u4 o0 G5 x
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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; p: n1 J1 \8 Q& b4 n* x! SStill no response.7 t1 c( w/ c/ u9 P3 W
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife( a8 y6 e' q3 v6 t
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"5 H$ s" m) _3 D& O! a( ~# `7 O
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Again he gets no response.
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1 @/ S; P1 u& i9 O: W" [, HSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's 9 D( r a. Y% e6 @9 D9 v
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"5 l; Y0 `3 |3 t, d# r4 V1 t
! B: V; p+ v3 F% O; n9 s(I just love this)
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" o# [6 b, Z" V, U: j* ^0 s"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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