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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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3 e$ ~: |0 R0 Z( [! C: ~  z1 e: vThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,1 z2 C7 p; I* x% q5 A3 M) `5 ^9 T
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
3 ?0 H; |* t3 x) [; Ggo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."* T$ r+ Y# P- @% ~+ a  V( ]
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"$ W& W. ^6 M$ F$ ?, \. Q
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
; x5 i' r$ Y: Y! Grepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?": Z5 N- \) }" C) p1 E9 Q

, Q  L' X  J+ I3 s0 `Still no response./ n! i% t' A3 S+ T
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife. ]/ r: Q' V# P, W4 C
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"/ U8 b3 F- F# @+ q% Z6 P
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Again he gets no response.
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$ r+ h1 R% s9 z0 R' ^+ a: |So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
0 K% ?+ b) u& O/ ~for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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" }5 G) K9 q) B5 K7 A! z* JSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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+ \- c& X- `* Q# z5 j0 Y"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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