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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought) ]$ D/ N' L# H
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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0 N1 |1 ~; H( x2 f# ~1 k# ZHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,6 ~5 @' ^' q7 w  F* j
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,5 A% q5 }8 u0 U+ b+ q) U1 n" }
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
' R/ j# p& n- Y, l( c& E$ T/ SThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"" ~; e  t7 Y6 X3 |' }# f* T; S
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No response.( L% I& n+ Q( b5 L

3 A9 n5 h/ C9 rSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and9 D" a% C! l% R/ ~2 n
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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. _. v5 `2 ?. ?+ F" `- XStill no response.
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; a: ]) Q8 _' o8 NNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife/ B, x) M7 u5 p: `+ n9 s, ~3 \2 B. z
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?", b; ^) B* k7 w. _
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's # Q# |# L8 f5 i, I
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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: f9 ^4 J/ \  G. ?So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"  Q1 r7 e& ]! t8 X: J) w$ w5 [

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