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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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, X7 I+ t( d# J. g/ Gthe family doctor to discuss the problem.# U0 V% d! K: d7 }
4 @; J6 I/ d: t' LThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
3 k* x3 C5 i: ?+ U, lperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.) b7 @( k7 Z0 I6 N7 G& P0 p
3 f8 U% |, W. d! qHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
# q4 X2 N/ |; c8 B( V3 Q7 P1 y; Kand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,6 \" a' q* g( u0 s% l0 c
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."! r8 k$ c' \6 ?! m1 p" |
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the4 [' @* K( Q- Z5 O
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."* }6 W4 V! H9 w7 P) u' s, k
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"5 F: |) {% [. B. k5 s
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No response.
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) e* Z7 |& Z- l, P6 HSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and( h: Q- {7 {( R# v9 h
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"2 f/ O3 W$ c: q7 I: M/ U
8 ^( c6 a# m* Q# n% g1 gStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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- C& Z( X( U8 I( |9 a2 |, i7 CAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
# i1 w" @9 c/ i4 P. ~for dinner?" Again there is no response.6 f+ d6 x3 W/ u4 i. [: }
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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(I just love this)
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) f# T8 @+ {; K"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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