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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
- X6 H6 Z. T( {9 j ]- c; ^* u! ]she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
9 }7 a3 r# o$ Y% `; @6 Bthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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* J" Y/ ]( \) R/ L8 g" @The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
; ]) s- n# R( ^& M- dperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
8 r( w- F. U% V1 C. R" N8 L3 Cand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,' v" n' K6 v# x! ~& A8 E+ \
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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( d+ j s4 e* u$ x0 l! GThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
. j9 w4 `% l$ h& l |* i- T& P$ |0 ]den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."# |5 f, t& |+ T0 w# d
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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( x2 H; F' D) m3 i6 tSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and* i8 B' s! H4 j. _4 H
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?". r% A, n2 {' d- D' A
! Q- ?; \. `; eStill no response.$ Q7 v' w r8 \4 m- P' T
8 ^1 y1 P0 G3 T0 V2 f/ W& cNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
/ F" X1 }% ]' e5 {# R5 Y; dand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response. L6 k! G; ]5 b- f. g) w
1 y4 I# b# }( V9 A/ p- GSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
% v$ Z* c9 R0 }- vfor dinner?" Again there is no response.+ M6 |. u( w) S7 s. ^
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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h- _' S1 f- ^ Y2 c, x(I just love this)
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+ D) r" a& f" Z8 f"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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