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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.; m2 i' }6 r4 x
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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8 v! e- R& X1 C. ^6 XHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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+ s9 n9 X  ~1 x6 O( {/ |No response.! ?/ O5 q  e* |' ~/ P0 l' H

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repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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* A' b. D+ a7 [Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 9 v% h. c# ^) X1 G
for dinner?" Again there is no response.: p9 `- Z% U$ n; _0 ]1 d
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"" s  U$ e1 a: s8 m. K1 k
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