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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could7 q# P$ ~0 J1 a+ J1 J/ C
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.- N$ h9 S2 ?& q7 S6 D% t
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,; Y& `% S9 O( D& J. T" R  P1 |8 ~7 g
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,% T; G+ x6 ~/ p( w: V! d
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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$ }$ ~7 N3 g- k; I3 t. c8 M, [$ U- IThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
9 h. f1 ~3 S$ V" w1 Jden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
' c2 A" c" ?! e! G) `Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"( M7 p1 |+ @! B3 U8 [$ z9 j6 Z
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No response.% ?  U/ c/ X0 N9 G7 k. e
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and4 _9 o* X/ }/ f. p
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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  ]* i# ~& I; r- q$ p) I/ z1 LNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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) Q1 h: o. N1 f9 pSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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