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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought" A8 Y+ s6 R9 O5 Q3 {
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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3 i% \% t& K* B8 o0 iThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
; W% H* v# }( H- c( C& s. e/ `0 Operform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.6 u' w+ }, B# _: C3 w+ {
$ s4 K4 I5 }+ ~1 P. gHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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; h& @6 H- T* ~% {go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.". s" X$ B3 O3 }" Y. y4 s* ~
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the' z K+ d8 v9 C3 n0 z
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
7 J2 R7 T' n3 xThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"1 q9 ^, z7 ^0 Y/ a. r6 k
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.
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; s& L1 G% |4 WNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife1 g( g" [3 X+ ^
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?", U! X/ V! ^4 n: [$ l
, t. B8 g2 U2 r A K$ iAgain he gets no response.+ {3 g/ a- E! f# b
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
; X r) w `- O* s7 p: O! ?for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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t- W, t; ]: }) DSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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. N$ J r) Z! C(I just love this)
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! `$ d4 [" z! {1 |- S2 H"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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