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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."5 w5 V9 q6 `# O* P9 \1 ]

( a: t) j% z% W8 }2 f  Z. r. gThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the( V) S8 ^) n3 u% F  c) [8 C
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."! A$ o+ a! R- X6 w
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"4 _8 {2 `9 [7 @

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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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* B# u7 r3 S, d$ Y! HStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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5 _6 l& j( n4 M3 ?8 F2 X* l* C/ [So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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: V5 a, W8 w5 t0 m9 A3 P4 }9 I2 i/ HSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"2 G% I4 y" X( _8 n$ k" p* }
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% A6 E: `$ S" k7 H8 L1 j"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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