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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought; \  z4 w4 d2 l$ t( v1 {( L0 X9 U) B1 W
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called% ]$ T# h- O7 n8 \
the family doctor to discuss the problem.- V' w7 M+ |1 H" _( C- k, {& C
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could% q1 E3 y5 q, \, h" l1 y
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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& b; Y, v0 [" G1 g5 xHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
3 d4 V6 j# y+ F: C# N5 t6 u1 N' Tand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,9 [/ z# }5 X7 L( w/ Q' w
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the0 p+ O( M6 {6 n' t* G5 Z4 l6 n8 Q, C
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
  R/ M0 J) {% y# zThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?", h; L& N, {# d( U* ?3 |& q3 T
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No response.. J% B* q% i" @6 F. S4 j* o

' I9 R/ ^# p0 I" C! H7 V/ {$ p$ |So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and0 t. S- x. g+ a/ q0 A9 {$ L8 M
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"8 u. T( Z. W: `8 s1 m2 [8 V" M

, k9 N: }& q8 i* e9 cStill no response., p: v7 O, `7 }" C! n

7 X: v5 H2 g" z1 ^" V6 ENext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife/ ^" _: l: D$ P( r$ z/ }+ _0 u
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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9 d) Z; y' a/ nAgain he gets no response.
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+ h. b* y! q5 m- q: F( LSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 3 {7 F/ U7 R) p
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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