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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.8 a3 v; p9 Z" Z& B# |
6 R7 M8 J6 G7 C, z/ g/ V9 \The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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* y* w4 O( S2 R( V, d2 n$ ?Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
* |3 U' ~( V7 m$ P& dand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,8 |" ]6 ]; j+ E j1 ]4 d2 @
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."# P$ b+ X$ a: q1 e6 R" Y
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the8 n4 d7 [* F/ Y5 p6 r
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."3 _8 R1 W) d1 x$ U2 E6 I
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.& [9 b3 I* I. a1 ~
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and5 ]0 s T2 D' g& w6 U$ Q
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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* g' X* Y9 a- S% |Again he gets no response.$ ~- m& ?- _0 h3 e
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's / L& A4 S4 i) w
for dinner?" Again there is no response.2 e$ |. e" X5 i! S8 V
4 t5 ^5 c. b* T7 Q5 K5 rSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"" L6 \; G6 \+ ^' d
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1 [" s* y/ U. g"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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