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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought. t; k  B9 \$ _" h7 i
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
8 ]( \$ e  _$ N# ^+ K7 k: h0 rthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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0 L- P! d; E% X; S: D* E3 eThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
+ O9 Y' E/ [6 Yperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,, E2 D$ T0 ~( k; J5 o
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
, I# E0 Z7 X# U. m3 qgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."% G' b# h' \* f/ A; z3 H
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the8 l& P1 L$ b8 z: D2 h
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
) X& b/ C4 D' F; w  Y0 GThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"9 |6 c, h5 j* V4 S# H" ^% E) \0 e
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and# V( K( N3 O/ V
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.) u! I6 T% i0 d% f: Q7 ~
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife! r5 ^+ v/ g/ e
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"' H9 @; A4 ]4 Y4 V

1 c( v3 C- A* v5 m" }Again he gets no response./ k, [' t9 j: G  o

4 C) l; D5 e9 x0 DSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's ( ?0 a3 W& o0 C3 t: Y6 L  [" y
for dinner?" Again there is no response.9 p- D6 b7 K- N7 f+ t( K8 h6 h$ _
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?") T( n6 v# ~) y" x7 s0 ]
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