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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought+ @3 \1 X. E& k6 P
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called( b" H3 u, z2 F& n8 r
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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; k% j2 d7 d- a: |4 q/ L9 p2 B3 fThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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: O- ?' P$ a+ gHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
( K7 m  u! @- i5 |and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
& M& ]# J1 C6 k. n# _. P$ vgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.": y# x% V  O5 `% F% g7 W
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.  `2 a8 C( U9 A& a9 D( K; [0 f

1 d" E9 @2 Y" ]# ~1 HSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and, V* U9 G/ r" W9 v7 K7 ^, F
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.2 p) T# X% Y: ?* C& C: y
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response." G5 _3 P* H- P2 e
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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/ w7 w* |. p+ A) |& R  lSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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