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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
$ H$ m. I7 f5 g9 o" Eshe might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
& ?$ B2 O& A/ e% @* j# S& Othe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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% Y) }4 [ x3 Q& B# N" g: @The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
" c! g9 E2 E3 p" Sperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.- p- g* s) Y1 t0 `9 V
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
1 Z4 |/ ] ~& \. M9 c G3 Aand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
3 ]. Y$ d e; J8 k( b Z j; V, X# Jgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."' _/ h6 k. m& u) Z' @2 H) `
, ?4 u2 R; A4 z# y( F- ]: l# mThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
k" V& }4 |+ aden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
3 q) Z% L' ~- iThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?". g: F' ~ R' A" b k0 E' u
9 @( ^9 Q N+ s8 h- I; NNo response.9 a2 L2 |; i' ~5 k
2 [9 N3 @) e: o& [4 U+ L, h" DSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and1 H$ s: b, a4 ^ _% ]% Q( E3 ?8 y
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"% {, G' Z! U- Q# M
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Still no response.( M: O+ N% j* _* d/ b" [- D! K8 W
. V" B6 r, b& J! E$ h9 M* UNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife& J( E- ~$ m4 z4 G/ \5 k8 C
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"8 }# F( M3 r# _
# K; N' m; G# ~! {% M6 I; pAgain he gets no response.
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3 W2 Z W/ {$ ISo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's * Q- E8 l" F' P5 w- ~1 h
for dinner?" Again there is no response. q- \5 ~& R, w r0 ]
; O, Z a2 |5 y- [7 YSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"' a6 ]( [+ t4 A) S2 z
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(I just love this)7 ~/ X* M% a) z7 q' S
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% A% p& t: o6 t! Q, l; ["Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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