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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought" j# z4 E0 D% F8 b  ^
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
3 m; ^3 c6 B; R+ L; T! Mthe family doctor to discuss the problem.# W  [8 w, h# U# R8 h2 I8 f) |% R8 s
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
% G: L& @9 ?# i& @3 @- F% Y0 F# j0 `$ k- uperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.$ w% W9 a% K& K6 I

& U% D* R1 W/ ]4 I$ j, }Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,- C/ C9 _7 \8 r5 p* g( V: Q5 n
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
3 h3 E" n2 @3 a; P6 h0 z) {go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.", B4 N4 I  F9 @9 m) V

& p1 o' {5 x  _That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the' b' {4 T, n, w% i2 R' n: n
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."- [' c$ N7 C& G$ t. P3 W
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"2 }4 n& l- K; _) C9 V

3 T  i$ H" H+ A8 I, KNo response." }9 g0 O2 z8 v- Y* I% `
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and+ N; a- o8 Y; d8 P6 }( N5 _5 L6 U% n, l
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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! Y# {7 `9 R0 Q/ T5 y1 _Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife; F7 S) v$ A3 G# q
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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5 R( J7 a- J: h+ d1 z$ cAgain he gets no response.& K" s5 O( r9 K- n! f- l
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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; m3 T, C2 u+ B; `1 U$ RSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"' s) `. K( W/ b

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