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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
: `' j1 G7 R1 ]' O Vshe might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could: w$ L1 M8 {$ ]+ _3 _
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.) c+ r# E' _3 M. n, p0 @( K
5 d0 ~5 R- ~* p# J. r7 rHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,; O X1 r7 I0 j2 _) d+ b8 W+ D
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,6 Z% f9 M% ^7 j' E. ?4 H1 n) P
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the/ _& }6 l6 v! b- g9 I, _+ q( J
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
6 ]9 ^! |) }# h* n$ ?+ Z) l9 uThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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8 P/ m6 j! f4 G4 M4 YNo response.. P/ R8 D$ H9 N
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
4 O/ T4 w9 K8 X" x6 j1 crepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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5 W! @3 a( |9 _ B$ N" KStill no response.
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" p. A+ j0 M) I2 A- V# bNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife O Q9 i- Y" l* o
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?". J$ J" ]$ I* t% {
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Again he gets no response.7 p1 K; X9 ~/ b! p: W5 [, L7 u n2 Y( C3 i
" D: K- m7 g. q' M J; BSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
0 j/ l0 O9 [, ^, m: pfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"$ J8 U+ C5 h8 P9 h* M7 R# I; \
% Z' h! k8 T7 Z: B6 n1 P( n3 B6 |2 |. P(I just love this)
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, G& H8 R5 U5 i- U"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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