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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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8 k( f5 u0 L( ^- `7 GThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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1 j( t) G, L+ XHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,' q8 N: j2 x* r0 P& B
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"0 e: ~4 G5 \5 t* Y2 J
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No response.5 \& E' d" k" w
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
/ U6 ~8 V' ?) y) u% p) jrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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$ N  a  l; T, a! qStill no response.8 _# {2 `9 D/ V6 F2 `( r) L
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife. U: A) F1 A+ k( h- l3 R
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.
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- s, ]; I; V' wSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 6 |) a! w# f& m7 T8 `6 D8 Z  U
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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" g3 W! B) K6 a' ^0 v& @& N0 OSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"" r% S8 G- E; W4 ^8 e9 L

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