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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought) O+ @1 E# @( O/ n
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called4 u4 ]! J# g/ @6 j0 d
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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' `* K$ ~4 B( u8 \: U$ n6 TThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could: y7 ^* j/ q6 H& i) P- ]
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.$ o1 H& C: s* X3 \8 q" L

1 E' L; n' g0 Z8 |6 [7 QHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,$ ^! m" z9 w( l) Z$ o" p" G
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,; Y& Z' C- h' q" ?; C; Q, o/ [
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."1 l/ C" \- Y# c8 T  U6 q9 \& `2 H
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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8 E- Y" k1 I: W2 c4 }Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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; F; T' f8 }" U9 M! }No response.1 I2 S2 f3 v/ F$ g  M

8 u. L! b1 C$ z' }" `: nSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and& B* k1 m3 L" t' f
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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1 U7 C  l, [" ONext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife2 G7 z; M+ n* Q6 Q
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"+ u* p& W# K$ L3 X7 ~. X$ d5 C
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Again he gets no response.5 s" R2 x- |4 S$ h. D" D( K
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
6 b1 N* C% k2 S0 r( B/ x) pfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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1 a6 S, ^! Y" F1 mSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"1 ^1 q! k9 X/ n, p( Q/ c
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