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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
; m9 D0 I; I" o5 h% r7 h9 q2 Cshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called0 L2 l- c2 d4 M/ P: f
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could$ p+ ^8 ?4 t% v$ @: F6 e: w
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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( W% i1 E; T+ ^3 sHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
' k* ^2 E/ Z3 v" k6 pand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
# P3 p# B+ w( S2 W; ogo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."# x: s* _& e! v, Y$ f. b  \* H7 K9 J
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"- f5 Q+ P4 A+ @* i& Y: n

; c6 {' U$ s8 A! ^+ X9 X9 A8 TNo response.
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. [. ~- b# s# H! A- U* f: sSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and- K* k7 l2 x6 \% D3 E8 u
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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. m  ^6 S/ K- v8 k6 P& ?7 wStill no response.& D! d" z7 E/ f1 [2 e) Z' a7 t

: d. W/ u# V/ q! P( C) F! O; E5 `Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 6 e  t2 C4 b8 P& M* F" a
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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(I just love this)
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& i( _" c5 v! P& V2 A"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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