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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought! x3 u, s" j0 I
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called" r, i4 O- }8 Q. e' `% x
the family doctor to discuss the problem.1 J- ^: e* Z% j1 Z q2 d
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the3 x- J" Q& O7 ~' ^
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
3 k, ]' n. }' EThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"2 k5 Q- E! E. }2 J, @, a4 X2 [- w' B0 o
3 k- f Q& O" H( VNo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and; N7 C. l* `( p. @- f2 f0 c4 F9 P7 I
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.3 Z$ w, M! ?& g$ _
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife* e- I( u Q6 F* o0 G+ e7 |0 _# m. U
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"( A. q( q' E: b! r6 D0 Q
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Again he gets no response.* O8 X& \7 t! ?3 t1 |" O
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's - O3 S, X* C% c; p, J( G) a
for dinner?" Again there is no response.. [& x6 Q9 a% L" n/ G
5 I0 y2 G* w2 r2 b1 hSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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: o2 k8 g7 X O1 M(I just love this)
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$ M" P1 [4 K1 ~1 D3 I, J"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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