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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought3 z! R2 u1 H- v# D
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called, W7 z+ j* j7 P
the family doctor to discuss the problem.0 C5 Y. Q: h* }  q* s- ~
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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/ b* C1 |( ]/ b2 KThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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; G( F5 N7 a+ }0 pThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"2 j2 W/ l, D6 t0 w/ q

2 ?/ M0 ~2 y& R; ]0 ^  o1 c5 @No response.+ N- Q+ o3 F# q3 j$ A+ u( ~
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and# c& y% N9 r9 n
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"( Q$ f6 B. A) Y. b9 C( w

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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife" h- l2 r4 ?+ w. p
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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7 G3 c- \* \7 V$ g& Y7 pAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's / o; V7 y; @7 e
for dinner?" Again there is no response.) L4 S7 z1 i2 O$ |
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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