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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,6 K0 s' y9 |+ h1 G
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the$ Z  W; [$ t  ]+ V! y- B* P
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
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No response.# X0 B1 M2 V; O/ a) g! Q0 B( Y' r

1 ^) A/ j) F0 z; @( ^% W0 K% Z' a0 LSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"% O6 W- [, f. i. j# h7 R

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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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