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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could. g& F, _9 W7 C
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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9 g+ ^) y: A7 ]$ S- ?8 j5 zHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,$ R. B! [/ \# I# E/ h% y
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, ] k+ A& t2 X# n6 H
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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* h. a5 _( ^" N$ ~7 u2 p; |7 y7 FThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the8 V I) k l1 s/ y* J, ?
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
( w8 E. G+ C4 @: S1 qThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"5 M3 e/ E: B! B8 }& i
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No response.# f. q. H+ o" R3 V
( M2 h5 }1 R9 _* LSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and1 }& J! z: P0 j1 x, ]: e
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.5 Z$ u4 g. u( O2 j# [1 [1 N. `: v) i
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's 9 t/ L3 d' D+ N( P
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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" }1 b2 f( o7 \# d% ]7 RSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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0 x* d3 b6 s& |6 W; V(I just love this)
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0 z; N& N2 |, ` p, e/ L"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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