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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought6 Y% A2 m  j) u* l
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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/ u! |; n  m1 m9 nHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
( x# D) g$ @4 Yand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,& W' A% f. k; j* y" ~% S
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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: E+ M( V6 \6 E( J' }! K* Z+ fThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"% n# z% _# F; y2 k/ p# Z8 f# w
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No response.
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: F1 j4 @. p- V% J; LSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
" \, t" h8 c* C$ z9 arepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?". z# W, q, R: d" X
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Still no response.- s$ C; g  s# ?* g3 _+ X5 F

6 u% h9 C9 Q4 L1 S  P( t* GNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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9 w1 i: W; _2 c" u! C- c2 pAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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2 Z" y4 d, W6 n& _  l0 [$ I0 HSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"2 S/ b' r0 S0 L
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