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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.$ n% ^) O! t+ p8 x' A6 \- y' j
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could* W! H4 [/ ]% T9 f& F% i) v
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.% S3 r. I# A) B4 v+ K) X
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,) a: |. e6 u+ Y  R' S
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,0 T7 U6 y- _8 A
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the: s3 j# C7 J1 e( C) m, A2 \; q+ g: |
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."7 J' @0 ]( [3 x% y7 H- Z* x
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response./ Q) |# i" q0 X# E8 @
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.
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/ x! o8 p6 m9 U9 w) ]! `Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife- G& j. K0 N: q, N4 S+ a
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"4 E, j3 B9 B) d) x/ c7 q5 O+ S& d
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Again he gets no response.
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: k  [: j* ]0 D0 O7 d% ^( FSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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