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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought2 h$ t+ ?$ w2 Y; E
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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% a, d& c! O, N* _! v+ U6 a- dThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,6 {4 W. p5 ]9 \* j" U
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,' W- v1 @8 o3 o, ^# k
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."* Q- C0 N6 X. [  p& R

2 N( q& X& W4 K5 FThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
% A9 {& ^* \8 Y" @7 bden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
0 H$ R, p8 l0 eThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"! W9 y+ k6 r& W

3 A! p/ D" c3 v+ }. K& O9 g& eNo response.- [' M- C& x' O1 \2 ]( X) @5 S3 W$ A

* v, H- h, o! J0 _7 t$ E8 ZSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
6 p8 R7 G) n1 |' u+ lrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.+ M, k9 y% H5 ~  G& o% k3 V1 `( x
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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$ H0 Y# q2 ~6 S; ~4 C! ~) V3 w1 oAgain he gets no response.
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0 @& N# v3 N2 T: q: mSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
. l5 E8 a$ @4 C1 h3 b' n0 E" Zfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"# s9 q: f1 z2 @1 J
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(I just love this)
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3 w3 q) \! `/ W8 M, p- s"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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