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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought6 g0 i3 J5 D/ P- W- a
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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) ~1 Q! `& U- _* S9 [The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could& X8 q: O4 X3 m: G7 k- `3 F
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,0 L2 n- ?% Y0 N$ L& f+ n+ X) D  h4 `& F
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
5 a+ H+ x. n. `6 [5 l5 f5 Ngo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."/ m9 p$ `, ~8 z0 e3 ^

* v5 _" M9 G- [/ [" o" hThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
# w; L0 y/ ^( {den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.". ~6 o2 ^$ j  o7 u& Y
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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0 ^5 W7 h: i& v6 j' {; a6 rNo response.
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7 I  g' e$ @$ I/ `' ^So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and/ s3 x& |! m' j5 I
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"9 a9 B1 m0 K& b9 z( o1 S
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Still no response.% D" P1 Y, L7 c0 J4 ]
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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& e% B0 [9 v" I, {Again he gets no response.
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5 z. c# c0 N# k( k- l% E' nSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 3 }7 W' N. R: K) M; a( m
for dinner?" Again there is no response.' ^! M$ x( ^" G: O  [; `# r) Z9 h  r$ t

2 J. U5 a0 _1 Z" H8 [  CSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"5 h' c! b: g; V9 R* _& H- |2 `
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& K* M! ~( \4 r+ ?4 L* ]7 u" V"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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