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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought! z2 ~. e& ?# j* t
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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  W4 v" N) Y1 cThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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: M" C' i# ?7 ?1 n7 cThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the7 v0 I, P4 s, r6 X1 |/ k
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
- l; ~0 L: n7 V  ~6 P  `+ DThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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  v- M+ F8 {& ^' C- g. A- |2 {$ sNo response.( ^9 M2 {" K5 x. r" e- u
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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3 |' O: |: C* dStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife8 m5 C  ]$ F" A6 S) Q( G
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"( m: P6 M" i% O. i
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Again he gets no response.6 h' }; v6 R2 `; J7 {4 R5 X5 F
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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" K3 L2 F' v3 ]+ p% a' VSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"# }2 q4 S6 [$ D

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