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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought+ e: A0 \2 A% F9 M  g$ F0 b1 ]8 o$ f
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
6 T8 Q- ?( N" C3 p. J  X& wthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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& _! z$ j9 V/ c. h2 k' tThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could: I' V4 [& `; a$ o# E% q5 f
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.; i# u2 u3 R9 R6 l( y4 n
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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# Z( `9 l+ d$ u( Pgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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2 \, c* v- K8 {+ o" {7 wThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"8 F4 ~5 [; @1 x/ ?- f# I
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No response.
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# N2 k5 g* _6 z, e. N  qSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
5 S" }" h4 f  X8 C! D5 |" Brepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response." g" Y$ i6 j7 D
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife' c" }. S/ }( i% O% K8 e
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+ x$ J0 O. ~  E3 _& g7 {! u) PAgain he gets no response.
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) M& L- I+ N/ fSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
9 Q  X' ]  X* |4 s9 b1 {% Dfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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