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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.( o% \' k2 X$ ]: e

0 O6 [: ]7 V- L' \7 lThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,! D; g$ ?% U+ P8 x; H7 z5 W% R
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
" }% T. @9 D' H, k. B8 Mgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."7 w" N% }) ?0 R3 O- f  r4 n! j

) q- _0 S, f( I2 X1 rThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
8 i% T* v# \7 P, T1 Uden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."7 t& X. Z7 o) P! ?
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"- [. J) \6 q5 I7 L
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No response.
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" i' G% b& }2 hSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and; |3 \3 |7 V; r( t  b( W
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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2 p& D$ h! U( K7 jStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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  }4 P1 W* z: |' bAgain he gets no response.3 O: v! U7 u2 G  J7 \7 P/ Z

, J+ ^7 ?+ `4 n* zSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
/ z2 M: I9 Z/ ~# lfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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