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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought( q: S0 Q. U9 B  _; H+ ~* Q& S
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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/ C- @0 Q& R$ W. A9 R( D% i9 VThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could* |2 }2 k; k, A9 Z  O& t( m' q
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.1 G! m8 r) X: _8 v8 {  Q
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,5 u/ K8 Q: M4 R* \$ R
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"! x7 c: R9 C% d) r6 T3 _
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and8 O! \) B# W! H' e* I0 b7 g
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"9 c3 Q* r8 o  o& e  r6 E. i0 {
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.
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for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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