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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
3 r) X9 R( U0 yshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
5 R: `: z# r" j) p0 Kthe family doctor to discuss the problem./ H4 \" W7 W; i: Y0 S  e& I" p1 f

1 \* J+ G. r  YThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
- m0 |' J+ s7 h# ~perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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7 r4 D. `1 L; z  c$ h7 yHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,4 R; b7 J' U4 U' n6 b' ?
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
7 v% |0 K! E4 `" p' Sgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the( G9 q. K. ^2 ]5 o0 M& Z2 S. i" v
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
% `8 \) e: e* P. B5 GThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"( K8 e9 J0 c7 v

" y7 W. @% }' i  r$ V! }No response.
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4 y. X" E5 P! }7 X3 ]. ^So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
- e  C  Y# {+ F) ?# Krepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.4 S( H, ^8 W5 M2 C: C3 f% O" c
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
9 ]2 O4 e7 M7 k/ c9 f( l  e& Vand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"; U; Y. e! q9 [' |6 `: {& Q

6 F" v7 r: I2 \/ @Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's & X% L6 O; [1 h" l/ V; W3 s
for dinner?" Again there is no response.' }6 F2 E9 ~5 W; T
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"+ n* T7 A+ I* q5 v3 x' d

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