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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought% Y. T# A0 M6 r
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called* ~5 |8 E7 c) u# @9 z& v) D
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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$ U9 d8 a" _+ BThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
" i+ H" U# U! g" y, `3 p* o6 ^perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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# _) E7 M; u# rHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,. E' Y! t0 n8 f6 U3 M& V
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,& H. B7 i7 \: w# a
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."% I* _" L6 I, ]/ p  M

% r/ l+ A8 t+ N: U8 E! QThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
$ Z; U1 U( T" X1 I4 Nden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
1 W  ?) a6 ]- M7 p0 KThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"* d9 ]3 d# t8 G) r  k0 ~
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No response.* V) U2 K4 V6 y) P1 a2 }2 h% M* T

& ~) v1 M$ V$ Z) fSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
# v  _% F1 y. Y2 l0 h! s: z' irepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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0 B+ [5 u% ?: n/ H  |2 n7 w2 MStill no response.6 H; @  u. V# k+ d% I1 n5 }2 E0 O

: B3 ?* E5 V1 @+ T. n$ F) kNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
4 L& x4 m( X- f) F' o) ]% K+ Band asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
: ]' @5 A$ t, y: N( @; G$ \for dinner?" Again there is no response.( l2 l- F8 Y; ]  P( \" s  Y
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"$ W9 b& @5 C- R9 Z

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