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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
7 F2 T- }$ q! i' N7 Yshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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2 z1 w6 \% _; b" W! o" RHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,2 c% L5 N% j( I" U7 z
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
& z/ Y) X; O6 z) _! j* dgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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. m3 Y4 z" Y# O) s5 dThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
7 p2 E0 }* X5 E: _+ Xden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
2 T% O5 M5 A) ^! ?Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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0 L: |8 M: j2 d8 O, xNo response.7 c6 J+ H+ N8 v2 C3 D: X: a

4 ~7 M# }3 v3 }So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and' `0 }6 O& x: [0 f( e/ g
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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; c5 M2 t. ~6 |2 s) x8 L$ ?) x2 G4 zNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife' j( B) w1 t4 T1 V; A7 [5 B$ v
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"9 ]  F! p# x% h& \9 I9 ]' v

1 L  [. l0 \+ p, I* T. \Again he gets no response.$ E1 E: w$ b9 s( e- v
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"0 Z( \% I! D4 i! ~+ J
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