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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought2 `  d  I4 A1 A
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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/ v' W/ a( W: s3 LThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the+ s  L! i8 Q/ y0 {% `
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
3 S) l  {7 F2 S# B! Z% TThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"& ?2 ^! W0 M7 i8 F8 n

# A5 ?/ T& K* w% o9 j' n# Q; TNo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and9 B6 X2 K, `4 w/ A8 }
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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- H( N' q) |7 KStill no response.0 m* i" k. ^4 x, A/ O7 O

; L7 W* S+ v) ANext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife% b" c  e7 ^0 ?* W
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?", M: A  x, L; Q
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 3 x3 w4 ?3 c$ S( a& L' |
for dinner?" Again there is no response.3 e9 I3 ]# C5 h. G2 w

- s# I) k5 |( v5 ?- ]So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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