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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought4 i. Y9 O+ Y0 x
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
  }! Q# v2 c# ^1 {+ qthe family doctor to discuss the problem.6 r  F/ g4 ^& X' N

( u6 r. A" ^9 \3 X. cThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could* E. a5 Z8 T' k7 E$ Z/ ]
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.# K7 B  u% A8 S& \% }9 }
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
) f+ k. X$ Z$ k$ h2 O; h$ Aand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
# y  d; Y" m  _" x2 n2 Zgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
, P% r* o0 q, {& e3 J9 s( Aden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."3 I  p5 s% E( [3 P
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"% G" x/ X! V/ z! B- R: x) R
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
1 s, j& ~% p8 I% O  A2 ?0 ^repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"5 Z. H# H: r2 |+ Y4 M

: V3 b- [  u  S3 I* r/ f% \5 SStill no response.3 e* Q: l" ^0 h) H! k) T( a

; ^) E, a" L0 D! E: `0 B5 m$ oNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
! l/ U" ~0 F4 Yand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"5 x  ^  u4 e6 w
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Again he gets no response.9 h7 a0 O6 n! H) w. [8 z; k
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 0 n# ]  ^2 w* E* _7 A& m
for dinner?" Again there is no response.  T1 @4 b9 H7 k3 s7 b$ _

- c3 k0 Q1 M* Y2 X6 iSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"* {7 |$ A4 G3 H* j6 ~2 }
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