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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought2 ?2 [. k7 y" L: J
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
8 k2 ?, R" J; m, p3 Wthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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2 i5 Y4 f# d$ J5 k; UThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could7 ]" i- y2 P8 T$ c" ~- q8 V% u
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.' Y# Z, s, }5 @+ i% ~
- f2 P% c/ Y$ K! q1 q/ N% l, B4 cHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."8 W) M; L8 D: d" H9 A
3 j5 }. {* C8 tThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the! v/ A7 c) Q3 h3 Y2 z
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."3 n7 L6 q9 |7 W1 ~, @1 \
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"! S7 a% l c$ r- y( ]& F
) A) v+ b- I8 B) NNo response.
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% t7 f. a( K4 r& S. ?6 u, ISo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
3 ^- @- p/ F' _repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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* c6 o! E! V; W) y1 K3 b9 VStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
# ^: d, L# h5 W4 v: f* T2 ?5 Band asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?": E& G- R; A+ ^
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
# G4 o6 o' H$ Cfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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) W! n6 T4 L% d, {/ U# t, N(I just love this)
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# W! L# x0 j6 d" X: q"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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