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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
; w/ G' ^/ {. K2 @. |% hshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
# W7 r" ~; H  x( G! gthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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/ o$ f8 I+ G$ R9 Y' [3 F- f0 Y, `The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
6 P9 c' G" W" Xperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.  l, K" n, v1 G$ _2 w. ?
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the7 K5 g" n+ x; A8 T2 D9 F
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
" @1 p' N6 V9 ]+ P8 QThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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8 x; S4 v' [! u6 H5 U' WNo response.
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: i+ N$ l7 ^, _4 C7 i2 N$ MSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
+ p, t: m; C2 m) @8 Krepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.! V8 a* g) {2 w) q8 n

. U7 E% f# E1 o; jNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.; F' r% K6 b( }1 ?2 ], E# L

1 p/ E$ {) S3 @  ?0 R$ eSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's   l* v' A1 {% i6 l
for dinner?" Again there is no response.4 A. z$ p- {" L' ~7 D
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"& y# X( k9 f" \5 |# k- ~3 p& l* z

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