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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought, I0 Y8 Q' \) G( s: `) Q( h
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called0 t3 e- l, B- _# B7 I
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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" W9 i. |* Z' y( \( KThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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+ {! q' ^, A7 u" v5 f* }) GHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,7 l; P' S$ T% k3 J$ d! s
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,0 q, u- l- x0 k. d4 i
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the3 c' Y( q6 J$ }$ C3 W
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."+ i: I" ?, m; R8 E
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"$ G* H# j# t: _, x2 _, a

/ i) c, ?" E) A! w/ {7 dNo response.
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) |  g0 p7 e) O0 C2 }5 LSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
1 w! A/ M8 H% p, Jrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"( B  d' [- d7 q% O
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Still no response.9 }! ^; v* X- H5 |  r

. h% z* }+ p7 l0 s: p9 a7 m* [Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
' X7 G) e( w) `* m7 {2 f) s" sand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"% E- H# b( }- T: _" \9 I: @* Q5 B+ y
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 7 O7 N+ j3 c# d
for dinner?" Again there is no response.; B- A2 J2 D" o, \3 s
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?") Z4 c  L- E& [  d

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