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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought- S! ~, n' m1 ~; j
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called' D6 q5 g# J3 T$ `5 n3 I. z
the family doctor to discuss the problem.) _1 w* _0 S8 g& N3 N/ P. U
4 M0 J1 d4 C- uThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
: v* p8 o- S* `. V% z0 Z! Fperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,' a8 V. d) g& N/ I
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,1 v: N' |: W' I* l% F6 A. `6 Z
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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' B# x' ?+ c/ y1 i R7 o" HThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
1 W; _. i1 V3 o9 |0 k# Uden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."2 F" _- R7 B! q& ?8 x" l
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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) S- O) ~, o, \- e. {No response.
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. W. [6 Q9 X0 F; @& NSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and+ I* d6 I# ]" u+ i' n
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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6 ? R+ x) c. t% d7 c+ F- xStill no response./ a) |: T. \5 a3 x; d% V6 g g' D
9 l& R& U1 ?3 I5 A: BNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
8 |0 Z) W, t+ g8 r+ Z. Zand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"4 m3 e4 k; H, x# [$ j8 {' L
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Again he gets no response.
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7 m8 ]( F/ |. X# n' |4 wSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
5 e. `3 B# N% U* W6 Qfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"7 `* _/ T/ @' @6 S. w' a4 f
. m' [2 m; o1 N6 C(I just love this)
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$ K3 F# @! z( {" }9 q! t% X/ a"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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