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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
, x; i1 |, _* g) M& ^she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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& ?* ]( B6 q) sThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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2 x3 G6 e4 W& Bgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."( ?( T2 ~, p  U/ w9 K

' H* U1 y/ L( n5 E. ?1 W7 c2 YThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
8 j! Y( n$ `+ R  r2 w; Jden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
9 V; i1 I) `7 O4 j% v, [: SThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"4 i$ l1 M2 ^8 A0 @) W3 C% M. p

1 Y9 U0 [4 W  |No response.  x; G) e2 b$ x3 I0 I* D) I: Y

( w. P- S' A0 a& k5 ASo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
2 O* v# d( k3 {3 U2 _& Z0 z7 erepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"8 `& n1 d5 n/ k0 N' [
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Still no response.
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7 G8 z2 M- Z7 I6 U4 iNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife) p) l" L' P* x# q" h3 M
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.; ^7 I1 N7 r+ Z# o1 y. U
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 5 `! e7 L6 l8 m% |
for dinner?" Again there is no response.8 i7 q  c) G& g/ X( }/ r
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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