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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought, P3 h+ }8 V2 W
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called# ~) c/ ~5 M3 R2 T1 t
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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9 V) P0 u: \5 aThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."5 e( I- q+ t- M% V" t
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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" c; P! N, \. T3 `* ^+ LThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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. v' C, j$ x) C1 R6 NNo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and8 {# G# [* j& z2 A% H
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"+ B: Y' a* A& d4 k2 U0 ?  e- k5 v' B( P
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Still no response.
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0 Q- i+ \5 ~/ H- c5 kNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife: ~3 V" p+ M% Z3 ?) Q1 J
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"% c  h8 K. r) t& e3 q$ L
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 6 x$ X$ l3 o& R9 Z. k; A: ~5 d' y
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?") U' Z& W& C1 V  k" M5 ]0 f

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