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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
/ K/ v* m) E1 d2 Lshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called# [0 n: u0 j0 F  ~5 P- `& s' j6 H
the family doctor to discuss the problem.2 d- r' e0 z" Z1 k
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could  c" f! S4 \5 ?) |& A
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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) d: W1 C, K7 J/ P! wHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
: t* F1 o5 n) Y* R! R7 k9 q* r% Vand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
4 r# Q$ R" u/ qgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.", P3 s4 M% _6 Q& c# ^2 f3 @& c

( b7 q  b8 w7 a5 Y$ @That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
+ e4 ]( Y9 j- \4 e4 z7 Nden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
: A3 S. X# L2 i0 L/ rThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.* W, P9 y0 L) e/ t9 g& ?" m. y0 ^" d

  f. J) r0 k- i, ^So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
( `  N. R9 f; f0 P  ]repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"* I9 h. O! ^0 ^# r, v& |  e* r
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Still no response.
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1 F; Y# X6 T* fNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife1 G5 C( E- Z/ C
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"8 H6 O" O3 j5 y" r- `! ^
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Again he gets no response.& [% P: C7 V2 J2 u* w
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 2 V. F9 {7 f! Y3 M# h
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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) M* C2 M/ o0 I) x" f9 ~! jSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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