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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
1 k3 s% K% R& }' W2 v3 A6 {) Nshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called' _- ?3 \3 ^  w5 u0 o/ ^
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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$ A& ]7 o: B. T9 d8 S! S( dHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,4 D8 o( u& q0 N8 j' L: v  D2 O9 v5 Q/ b
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,5 D4 ~5 H$ I5 Z! g, n  j+ T
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."$ i/ s; L8 r/ s
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the' Z, n9 r0 v% _* `
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
* S" A7 X3 s! u# U8 e! I4 c& [7 t6 OThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response./ T* h, x) H2 P4 `2 ^5 a
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and# w' N* r0 d3 F+ A( |, J
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"# Z- H0 D" g- U* I1 R* q  Y% _% v

2 g/ n, |% s9 AStill no response.
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6 w. E2 Q$ P3 U  ?' SNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife6 e9 |! o! k- g$ m# E+ `
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.4 I6 h, |& r; {! `# A4 p

* |$ ]3 s0 W+ O4 PSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 3 d& Q' t& ?( g- m$ f
for dinner?" Again there is no response.7 n, ~9 J7 E. M: {4 j3 t

) R7 p2 N% _- n$ ~- J7 N- qSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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