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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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) g& o7 l3 ]; h X: tThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the1 Y9 f, j. ], r6 Q/ C) c
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
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; q1 R" ?. v" Q7 v9 @- PNo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response. N( A3 o. `( I) K: R6 X; Z. j
U- W( \4 s k9 I" u; R) mSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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7 Q: b) q- Q0 D7 X# p2 k) k(I just love this)* C9 ^7 i# m$ w0 Q. m) f
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"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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