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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought$ L2 B( K9 M- E) r
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called6 b4 I$ k' h4 u; ?7 z& \+ N# |. B
the family doctor to discuss the problem.2 ]0 o7 A, M% k' h* l* J s
6 f4 {! F$ E3 G3 v7 l9 _- MThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
5 r2 G2 }* K5 J2 M5 F4 {7 xperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.' n& h3 D4 u2 o: C% \
* a7 h! j) E7 U4 l- i6 k3 qHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
" G, ~! \8 E5 F' C$ _2 Mand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
; h+ ?# z+ t6 B9 [; lgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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& \! e7 ~3 D9 L+ S4 n% R0 A% iThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"$ J" l+ t) ^% Z0 Z
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No response.' Y) m8 u c1 ^+ F+ {
, V7 j: H& N- f7 J$ g6 A0 QSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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1 S2 ^3 w8 @3 k5 XStill no response.+ w. ~2 Z! b( U# @3 \- E5 K, @1 ?
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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3 C: J, H* U( W0 jAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"0 Z. |8 A, O1 T5 A. F
# i2 z- q4 Q8 v$ u( K2 [(I just love this)
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"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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