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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought. }4 |: g' `6 P- z2 K/ j
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called  t3 {; q% ?# m
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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  N, K" a: t0 @- rThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
0 \+ M( C% {! U! l. Mperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.9 F- y- c, t1 t* V! m

7 n# }& P' P% {Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
0 p0 k* _& `" V+ uand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,/ B/ [+ C' X  x9 ]7 a1 @. D$ ^2 W) N
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the/ P- O# n- l* g7 Q2 A
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."; A7 K9 v/ C+ B! {' s
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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. W5 k2 y- B7 P; RNo response., i0 ?. q/ `. [3 Y- W1 r

( z. J$ I0 v* e0 Y7 A1 A6 dSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
) F7 j  B. P3 _& C) C# {repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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$ P8 ~, f/ l1 m- o% \; w/ u% r: W0 HStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
2 L7 m$ X0 ?; Yand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?". _8 j; i9 \1 I) l- q2 Z+ C$ p

" S: a8 h/ W6 w% o+ o2 VAgain he gets no response./ U. Z, I# B* y4 }" w4 N

' {1 W3 v$ ?5 r3 P9 LSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
1 s  H; g! c6 O/ `5 f3 Q6 ufor dinner?" Again there is no response.5 l0 B. k' A7 P$ _# y

  }# M9 o' J9 @So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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