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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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- ?, f; b Z3 cThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, e: U9 u! W$ p. J/ Q; o$ z& v
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
" @+ H8 e+ u! O4 ago to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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P( Y/ @0 g7 j5 j6 |5 ANo response.
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. m, T# J8 P8 l7 vSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and5 K( K. s4 z+ [- F
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"/ B' c+ Z9 `% O3 a& ?2 v$ X
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.8 X* ]: L: _2 v* C: U+ P: J* k8 W
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
: f) z! { @7 L0 L/ jfor dinner?" Again there is no response.7 a: c- T# \2 i0 @; D( o! Q3 ?4 N
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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) p- Y5 m# Z0 Q* M& c2 g(I just love this)
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$ {; s% ?! K% X/ s6 T" ^2 Z"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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