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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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- A! P% h( ?) k3 ?/ D6 l: J& Cthe family doctor to discuss the problem.& B) W* W+ E$ }4 z2 l: k& j
8 B" q9 E* }- LThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could. L# W" ?6 }- x
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.7 |8 i, v- i7 `9 }( i+ }
U# E. k1 @0 A! Q6 x, p; VHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,! f$ [9 B5 u; s! N" g6 D1 _8 N; m
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,0 ^$ H( P' a' G6 y( }
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."& ^* s3 }( p# C
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the' j' e" }# J) ]( J, ^
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."1 K/ Z! b" ~. Y2 t
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"( y6 N, W% d f+ w7 D9 v$ N
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No response. n8 ?( Z( X* z8 S0 G" t8 ]
3 Z! x* _( c% q3 U) hSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and5 ]* y+ Q$ b9 Y
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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6 o7 y( V- M4 Y+ E4 T6 \% \Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
+ U8 S( o* e% ~! B! _' fand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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. K& X9 `4 a4 q: F2 Q( zAgain he gets no response.) Q3 R8 l/ D4 u
( s; `3 h& z# b4 Z4 l% L9 S$ VSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's : s) R# m# @0 s/ ]/ t3 T* a3 P" Y
for dinner?" Again there is no response." k9 p# ~* p h ]% q9 T
+ v' e% l" k+ q# q, ^So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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9 K# f7 K, I+ J* v. @- v(I just love this)
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4 f: L. K. J" H9 d3 j"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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