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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
" @% d: u, H/ p9 xshe might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
. ]9 s& }1 P& w7 Qthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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4 y. L8 v2 _. [8 J3 R) b% ~* L2 tThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could0 }6 T* k& y4 \3 _6 w
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.# C. C0 y$ w. F& S
t1 [ \4 N/ Q G, ~; z7 ~Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."& F: _! n _4 ]4 V
8 q4 G o* \ z6 g4 E8 g! I EThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
# u5 o9 t& b& b9 G& L* B& H. {0 Q+ yden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
* t* Q `0 y- u6 i( WThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"% I# o. S4 b% X: V& O6 y
T7 F- d/ N4 CNo response.* \8 D1 ^: G1 G
6 e+ n' u4 D% T1 H2 XSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and- z" i/ G P+ l
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"3 P9 |1 P( ^! w5 K4 m' {5 Q
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Still no response.6 n ]; f! P% ^! B2 }/ J* A3 Z' ^5 G
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife* @! Y9 e* d' M6 m( G4 f9 r
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.. w; P* B! J% j' }6 E o
( O0 C8 H( C; c( q9 xSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's ' C) [! I# x9 O: v `$ r& K* Z
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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% r# j, K7 Q" J(I just love this)1 |1 A5 g/ g8 [3 V
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0 M3 y' f! D. C% v2 j9 V3 S"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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