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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought4 B2 y4 c: L+ V2 l" F
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could8 g; ?2 J1 ?, _
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.( r/ w" B5 y6 l3 ]! K

/ {/ i. U, h, G2 YHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,4 t/ f1 }4 n6 e0 b) D
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,; x+ @8 C8 \2 C. ^# g
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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: ?. d7 g& w4 [( W) [: m3 q8 o' C" nThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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5 j# c* C; h$ sNo response.
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0 |! l- m1 ]( |7 F7 M' r, m/ H( JSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
, i' N8 \& g# Z/ o9 Z; Grepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"$ i1 R+ W: n3 c$ a

$ I) T3 ~& ?" _4 r6 k/ s/ F; MStill no response.
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: a! h% C: i- g- G. u( LNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife# z8 c1 h/ P4 K# O, R3 S
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"4 |- k, T2 B4 g! N8 s
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Again he gets no response.8 s0 ~! s' ?. ?4 n& v

/ P& d# u* ?, D7 |" b' TSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 6 L" A# u* M* `/ j8 E0 B" |8 x' a
for dinner?" Again there is no response.) x: B/ r6 ^! a: T. T9 o
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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