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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought4 f- P( N& F# ?. W. z( F r- L
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
$ W9 ?0 W2 j5 l5 z8 Nthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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' s( T8 M- M7 U9 r( K/ h7 Y0 zThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
3 C7 h& r0 \+ J' s& B9 Y4 ] \! S! Eperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.- `2 M; r" p$ ~' d2 y" E5 I
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
. L7 o* [5 q L E& C7 band in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not," w$ y5 ?/ n8 t0 Z2 f4 }# D; _2 E
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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# o8 j8 i8 \3 FThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the2 V. D# |( U. }) @* c5 N. }
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
8 x( w- R( f' q) b5 I' xThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"& V( I5 A l: |
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No response.
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# H _3 @& `5 Q! vSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and0 _. o+ ^0 |9 n, X4 E7 z9 z
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?". f: ]- x' D/ J6 P, T# d
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Still no response.0 U0 u4 G; [' B" Y* b, [. ? Z, ^5 A
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife1 C! Q% {- |% B$ v
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"0 l W8 t; N( m* g$ r$ o& p
8 O% S3 h6 ]% V' C7 q9 P* VAgain he gets no response.3 s6 I6 L& J1 o/ y6 O2 ~4 @
# |. T4 ?- y& b% JSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
6 @ p" h0 \2 M2 z% i0 @for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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3 }6 k9 l& F. x/ zSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?", t" N1 {+ J0 |/ ]) e% I1 Q7 e2 _/ J
; t3 l% \" ^4 s(I just love this)
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6 w8 P* M* N1 q' s; U m/ _"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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