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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem./ A( o; N- u4 D1 \' `, H8 l
' {" ~+ C( `: R" _+ W0 IThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,# e! i2 u) d! h
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,7 D% a% R* B+ |+ w
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.") p: E9 E3 n6 D [; q) r
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the- f0 o3 h# t( `+ |
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
1 A" N2 j' {4 mThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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4 o% e3 K) d. fNo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
+ U# a7 w8 N9 V' x0 G$ brepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"3 S% s6 ]# D, S {. ]8 T. z
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Still no response.
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, @# C. G6 ^, H+ v( T2 ANext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.5 x( z1 c1 c% D1 Q3 o
( G" s: G& s2 v: PSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's * E, u- b6 o X1 G; O# D
for dinner?" Again there is no response.+ ?; n6 c0 d9 e9 o: ?+ U# b
5 W2 T2 j0 t6 L6 ^, `$ VSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"7 A* i. ]2 i) L
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(I just love this)6 O3 Z3 l& o. S2 b B& k4 U
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# u- [1 G$ U9 [ k$ G"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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