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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could9 E  n3 s/ y* Q) C& W
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.& ^$ v, v. Y! n/ j8 p$ [7 ?( R
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,5 E" m6 u$ l1 l8 m. M& Q
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
. R) l4 T3 m0 L1 ?! ?go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."* P# e8 r# u- p& c3 F& w
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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9 ?5 E. @5 b- BThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.. \6 z* E  O0 C. e" \* J
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.$ l9 V; ^" d4 L" R# p& J

# M: G# A7 t4 ?  uNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife+ S" j) c( n7 k, ~
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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0 P$ y( b# w' P7 RAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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9 b+ |. j- Z7 C$ XSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?": ^8 g" s& [3 G
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- w7 G$ N5 X( H5 Y/ ^- R. m"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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