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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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' l- m( t( t" j( ^4 ^: B, ]the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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4 E& r2 z( `" GThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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1 m' u q! Z- j* P! x9 AHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,6 S) @' k2 s9 ~+ L) ]
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,8 ?, U0 {+ X3 S* p) S8 K) L
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."+ r$ D; S0 a4 U
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
; {. u, @5 Z2 n! M1 O2 eden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
- ~9 D- t0 M; ~6 [0 N/ o3 ~4 s( IThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"+ Y/ _1 I3 w: d4 Q
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No response.& e9 W1 D6 [6 T+ n1 ~
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and) y1 A2 b. M+ `# m/ p' B& D/ c
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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8 U! H9 y# R: b. _Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
5 h% @+ J! w2 i5 xand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"( |, x# _/ s; `* R7 O# j0 p
" D; ~7 O+ N3 m: q2 a; B: zAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
, T6 q& \8 V* r9 }9 j/ afor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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/ M6 G# [$ Y+ q! H$ mSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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3 g2 U* K6 _( a. z' d' Y(I just love this)! K* ~/ n9 |+ k' F$ T2 T
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% Z% W. k% K1 E! e/ i) u"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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