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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
+ M+ v. D/ j/ n8 z- |she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
3 H; k  O1 Z2 T( jthe family doctor to discuss the problem.1 h& k& e+ S5 X$ D) l& w
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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0 A4 D' s1 q! P' s& B3 ^( \$ a6 CHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
) S2 I5 {2 o7 ]) q1 [) Fand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
$ T$ B8 K' |# k5 _! rgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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) c" q0 W3 j/ t& M0 BThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the. I; W3 D7 ?  b
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
8 i3 [/ i, N; ~# e2 j1 m; \/ OThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?": m0 W4 _! l4 @# E4 g  e

: d9 I9 t/ Q9 c( @1 n6 _No response.
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1 y; v* ]' _" ESo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
! e& ?* w9 P; H4 B& E% W' x/ Srepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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+ Q9 e& w6 C% t/ z4 Z3 N7 }Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
4 \. [1 U  c+ zand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"0 R) U1 L, b  Q& E. z  ]

& I+ \1 C' U5 M, @: N/ gAgain he gets no response.$ u4 B* S( x6 S( _% F

0 x- O3 d8 {. k' uSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's ( Y; W0 w/ n1 y. R
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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2 T# d9 E! e0 v/ GSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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