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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
5 c# A9 ^  I+ C: E5 |she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called6 j4 v0 g8 ]3 X: X! w8 o- u4 T" c! t
the family doctor to discuss the problem.% R- h  t6 h9 g

; \. k7 ~# ~6 t: PThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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; S) ?9 G3 K8 b# ~2 S! jHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,/ R' \3 K7 Z" d; j/ `
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,- o* R" z! }4 C% e- ~$ L
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."6 I# n* |1 y4 G
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
6 \" F, \1 j4 qden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."+ ~8 I" B. k1 m! P. W& E2 f& _
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"7 z: n0 a  y* I7 n2 \

1 O8 X  ^/ J$ ?/ ]1 P+ MNo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
6 c9 a0 a- V+ ?: q9 m! Qrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"' L4 w" y6 ^" P1 P* h
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Still no response.
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$ H/ c. u+ x* @; D4 PNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.
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4 t$ J. ?, U! B, A- |8 R9 s% rSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"; T+ B1 {" L1 S) \( P. ~* L& O& s
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