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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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6 ^) q: e. C8 ]# n, T1 Ethe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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# w' }! d# ?4 `' _- r9 l$ nThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could& J9 K8 K, P, s. w* G: w
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,1 I* D& a- R' G  t) W! V, y" F! Z
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not," @1 u3 S! X' n" @& N
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.": _# a* {3 Y$ ]9 d' r. T

# u- }7 x' Y+ M* aThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
. s) o5 K/ N6 ]4 D; y. aden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."5 H9 v# O0 g, \" n  f0 w
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.
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6 H3 g1 E, k) U3 s! R3 w& CNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife! \" p0 V: q1 S) O! a/ S
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.# w0 ]* g9 f, v

' _! _4 [% [2 d) K8 @/ ISo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
' O+ k" X" L& m' I& v+ nfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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