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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought3 y6 D+ w2 G7 C. h) u0 |
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called* \: i, D/ G% e1 d' W$ ~( f# R+ F& w
the family doctor to discuss the problem., `" r! X! K$ L) _

  U8 _7 P8 X  g' \+ |The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could. z2 j7 O" d! _4 w) j
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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) Y. B! d/ j8 t. p: B3 Y9 N! YHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,* m5 f" d8 S5 S5 r" k
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
  P& W: ~( ~+ I( ^, j" Bgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."3 l9 o' j# G% K" T# T

# j' d6 w3 I% @& j  vThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the. J% f; R) Q$ i% X
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
6 V/ f6 k, R  A+ t# X* Y; j  lThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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7 \9 b# @2 ^0 ~No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
1 S; M: b8 l* prepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"  i+ g& V6 c5 O" V: T* S  R
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Still no response.. q; ~: O, O+ k- U; X! |
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
: P" v- h# f& o" K% q5 @/ Wand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?". h8 n: {% ]6 o5 f. F

0 v- a( P2 R8 e& Q2 {3 m* sAgain he gets no response.
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7 j4 f  }$ f/ c+ o+ b% zSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's + N7 T9 b9 i; ^; p- y3 k( H
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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