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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
5 X4 ?; T- w! u+ K0 X4 v7 K7 k4 Q+ Rshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
- s/ T. v5 ~1 N- fthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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8 F! o# o4 h$ B  U- u; |The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
& O" h$ N  r/ P# E6 l' r& Bperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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0 h$ C' @; Y: }) C0 RHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,# f' X& i9 v4 n
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,, N% U. S: m( H
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."+ s" k6 Y6 N. ?

+ c. o( I% L: s! O* {* u: d5 G! }That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the: G3 Y$ D! B$ l6 \1 [- h
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
( o4 l2 e9 V! T$ |7 JThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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0 |; B0 d) S: B( e$ ~No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
. d, j1 u" H8 _6 w9 Drepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife: I' V2 _  \9 B- B! Z% d9 @
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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7 f; o, t6 N! w" Y9 e+ rAgain he gets no response.4 w2 U) H0 H+ b" H8 c1 f  Y, G

8 j/ [& i9 O! M! E  z  N5 xSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
/ T/ Q( j1 `+ A1 v5 Wfor dinner?" Again there is no response.8 w: m3 E+ `0 @% s  v

* U+ d" H$ X& R6 v- @$ @So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?") c# ~+ W0 g8 Q. D

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