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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought/ I% _) O; J4 ]; v7 `
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called, H  c. P2 @  F% X
the family doctor to discuss the problem." U/ E4 n9 W$ a. k

( `/ F* @9 l% @8 q. |" ^. v7 sThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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7 B8 i  V. D1 L. tHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.". N  o: B& q) u
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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3 T8 T9 ?" _% K0 w' dNo response.2 K/ S% t5 b4 Q/ M% \
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
3 h7 @: ?4 Q  b* w6 M7 b- ~repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"" Q) s+ e/ P3 T0 V: w

$ ]% z5 W- ^& P, J7 jStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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: ?6 g( B; d. I# z, o+ l. PAgain he gets no response.# H) {; _! f8 B8 S1 ?# p, |; E1 s- r7 Q
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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