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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought+ x9 ?/ I; G& |3 n4 q
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called7 F6 ?, B& j% W: ~; U
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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8 s9 c/ ?9 g$ E! u- ~0 |The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could8 P# a! E+ k- x: F
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.% h6 D8 C# s8 K% G2 \% ]
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the/ y  X/ u) h0 v1 j" W
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."% U% m% B, G9 \# S
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"  E$ b- j, U# K4 u4 d4 P& O' {
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No response.
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0 e$ |+ f8 c  l3 Q( g1 n1 zSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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( a. w/ v; u* oStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife8 Q. {. x, b* z; ~7 Z- N
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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0 R) y  B* K# _# \: d$ o( q  QAgain he gets no response.$ V; _: h: y  s* d5 u) x2 ?4 H

. B! P8 c& V- V9 J7 Z8 ASo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
% {5 e9 P6 I- M, t1 {: Lfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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: R8 z& o) s' ?8 RSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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. v( h' n+ O' }+ Q"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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