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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought1 S: Q0 }  ~- C; Z4 j$ j
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called) |1 u1 U0 |+ A
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could9 v0 X+ G2 L; j  S/ q
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,. g2 e9 h2 m7 A/ ^7 G0 I# F. a
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
* S4 E) m# M% b, U  D; n( ugo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."9 R1 v  Q; X& m" H

: x' h* f4 @5 X9 w) nThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
; b- d+ [6 ~) z* Q% k7 }7 a' Jden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."0 ]; w: O3 G' N" x* c* u% u' D4 k
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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% k3 I9 \* X( A. ?No response.5 X3 ]/ d' n& e4 @- C! k5 C  d
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
7 G0 u, J/ k" Yrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.% l2 S. P  D' B# I9 E

2 v# Y( ^  G4 F: [7 o+ J0 sNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
6 r8 Q4 d' k* \& x2 cand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.
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# e" d& c( R. k; DSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's / ~0 x9 R+ F. K" c
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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