埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4788|回复: 1

听力问题 - Hearing Problem

[复制链接]
鲜花(77) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
2 h5 T- y3 p7 G# J* E& v, Z2 [: Wshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called- p: x2 M0 J8 u5 V- M
the family doctor to discuss the problem.0 v9 e0 B* c' w, i  u+ Q' I

5 D& c, @- V! K: ^The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
1 V/ H' d6 s$ L1 v3 @8 `perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.7 U# Y1 y' j2 i5 V
3 o& N8 U2 T- D- @$ ?
Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
% L/ D: M' `! {3 U0 jand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
5 M% w& r- r+ u: p& tgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."5 v) w  T6 k) E, ?* k2 v
+ S. a& y7 q9 F  w( r% t/ A
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
+ u) P' O2 o& M; ]+ Z6 tden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
& ~4 K: l" _& j5 a9 G. LThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"4 p0 ]+ z2 A! {8 s
7 C' ?$ y9 H% N
No response." M: m* z9 R' I$ }2 Y  g7 U# v0 {  m
% s/ @! o/ q8 H* V6 z
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and8 a2 o  Y4 l1 q- e: ~$ L
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
& T0 M: V5 A4 P# H1 C
# o4 N$ c6 Y; DStill no response.  V5 M. @$ r0 [6 S$ Z6 `
3 z9 f7 w+ h) t* K( @) j# s
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife+ P. g$ ]$ V0 F" M
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
/ u4 e% C8 _1 F* e( s+ q* k* X  r+ b; s6 @& u, v
Again he gets no response.
* R5 `9 N- X6 m# y9 r) d5 R% [! ?) z3 u5 ~
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 3 `3 R  ]; q; b! [2 e
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
3 ^$ X% v4 o* |! c
: P6 G/ V1 \' Z0 b0 DSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
/ J- |1 @+ t4 `
5 s0 s" W1 l, P! V(I just love this)3 q7 o+ N- \" @- X6 H0 X% c
3 |6 e5 ]( R' j# O$ E

7 h- A4 Q/ s. z2 E3 h* x; G"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-5-31 01:44 | 显示全部楼层
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-2-12 07:41 , Processed in 0.094873 second(s), 13 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表