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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought" k9 p- i: E; R2 ~: z
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called/ C4 v3 K( J  z  Z5 ]* Z
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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. }" r6 c" v' K: y6 D4 U: O7 ]The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could& \. Y. y. Y' _6 ^* [
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.- p% h* u; k: w0 n; R! ^8 m( ~
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."# q5 w5 E' \- f+ ~

4 ^$ M/ T, `/ yThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the( t% H( A3 ?* s
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."6 u; `9 e& [+ u9 N9 F' ]/ M4 d
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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" a4 n7 J" J. `$ J3 B  x& o9 WNo response.' D8 U& f) l/ R5 g
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and4 W9 J# b8 h& Q. e
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"* h1 U0 O2 |; i. d6 B; M* f
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Still no response.% o  }+ R" G, K+ s" B

3 C( e3 l8 [) b8 nNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife+ j2 Z& t! ~' {: V7 x
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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  s7 r8 }0 k- I$ c% k" NAgain he gets no response.$ d( O! n# ]# k4 {/ t* r# d" f
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
, H& u. @1 y7 \/ p- i  r: qfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"3 g1 _) f4 h$ J  I1 x$ b$ M

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