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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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7 s2 a9 S3 b- T  Othe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
5 k, {7 Z% n, o6 W3 `and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
; t8 n8 y  C  G7 dgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the2 G' r, W4 }3 D1 y9 \
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
, J; p2 t, f; f# t4 DThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"8 o7 G8 A' d6 L
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No response.
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repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.5 ?+ |- z; r+ n# ~3 |. T- c: d( E
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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2 h8 j0 Q# p: C1 ~Again he gets no response.: u9 e( Z' d& p6 X
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 3 F3 B  y: q% a( P
for dinner?" Again there is no response.% Y/ ]/ w0 Y/ z2 x9 M3 E

7 T6 O& J9 I3 b0 L5 E" e' a# \8 \So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"- b( v1 w! o9 q5 y
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