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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
! f+ Q! S0 y1 q8 v# E/ A( i0 Yshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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4 f, p% M. x! ~; Z! L* {The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
1 u+ s# S" ?9 Uperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss., E% `6 d% X) @* F" h% Y; S

% i% A( A, x* ]1 gHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,# [* G! p& W. \$ k" E4 b
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,# p* Q( K" K+ m7 b: {+ N7 k
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the& L! s5 |( ?" z3 n$ Z: [$ s
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
" E. f. H/ C7 J3 ]* mThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"! v+ A, A. W$ a2 {

8 O! ^( `! T3 Y* t3 Z0 WNo response.! x  w; b/ I# c5 F
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and/ r) h0 X* ]) O
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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. S/ c. O$ S& D$ j1 KNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
' b8 z+ g/ y' u6 w( W4 G! {and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"4 B3 d5 g0 H) L: R% \8 b

  j+ ?9 J% i# v# j3 QAgain he gets no response.% x9 O6 q6 u- j+ o( ~7 q

# I$ D- a  ]" E$ n% KSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's $ O  F% u& e# X' j4 Q6 M
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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5 X( a- Q/ ?) D! I! w; uSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"2 ~+ |3 m4 s! g/ R0 i' }
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