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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought1 J# ?- L7 D. D+ X+ H6 }
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the7 H- M; Q+ [) |
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
$ W* @! C* ]% H: {' @! XThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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8 E$ t6 D( H9 uNo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and: R1 ^+ [- |1 v% p# J( [
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.( ]% h0 P" Q$ `  B) p" O6 M0 G& }4 k
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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8 G3 S6 Q2 y4 V( {& ]/ O6 g& E9 gAgain he gets no response.
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. O% n1 _4 U2 J' L# vSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"* j* e! ^% S/ t$ S
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