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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
6 {( g# _! a9 p6 T$ Y( E- rshe might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called5 p6 g* v2 e9 O5 J5 X H5 P
the family doctor to discuss the problem.4 C8 `3 S7 I* I E* X0 Y
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could$ T. O4 s+ i: x
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss., b; p, O K" t; x! d( |* Q8 `
% {( Y) W8 t; g U# qHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,1 l& ~; k) s, O# O- u" M: M9 `) m
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,& Z: r* B0 L5 }0 i" k% A! g& T# i
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."7 |8 [9 D7 I2 S% ~
9 V! y# E4 H j( KThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the# M- J: h" G) h' O$ b) e1 Q9 M- \- x" |
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
$ i0 ]& u$ a$ t6 bThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.& O/ a1 y. Z7 A- r
4 t) _: e" O- Q4 S7 X0 e! eSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and7 P0 d9 @/ N" y& [3 Y6 K
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"- t" Z) v, d0 g/ \- k" X8 v
2 C! ]6 m" E2 j u ?! ZStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
3 y: S: j) m' W* N7 Wand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.. F! ]- k1 h- l0 X4 Y2 z; ~
& |6 w! Z! Y; V9 d$ _0 A I0 XSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's + m6 V! m9 v- M
for dinner?" Again there is no response.3 [8 a/ q7 X2 F1 ~) y
4 ^: v; m/ Y' C7 z$ u$ ZSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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(I just love this)4 {5 @! P$ E! W8 j8 y+ ?+ A
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( Y; M0 z& ~5 Y9 G& ~ P/ v7 ^"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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