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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought2 Q, C2 S* n, B( t( c1 b
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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  ~9 N1 O* m  U( O$ L% sThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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. h9 M, b6 ?. P5 w7 k6 n3 M; YHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
& D' S9 V/ F0 ~  R4 c7 vand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
: c; B+ L% u; Sgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the7 ~+ _1 t1 ?+ B% V4 d" u, w* C
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.": e( l; _3 s+ J: [' r. u
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"7 j- T  d; R2 v5 x. w& Y

9 P: F! p% o* |& k8 u5 B0 J% ?4 T# ?No response.! W. G4 C6 y" B2 [6 u; G; e9 _
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
3 \0 g9 I' l! \# v) s. b$ P9 Drepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"# \# {  [3 d  [. ?" a# I0 K) r
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Still no response.+ S5 [' t. l! l6 r' Y. O1 ~9 p. ?
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife+ W; S" h* I2 X  X* R8 d! P
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"3 H& ]# ~" r0 M5 E- C: q

! `+ V+ v. `* {) {4 R- D1 y6 q( c. YAgain he gets no response." X" _0 k; E- y* T4 m! n1 C  y: N
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's " ?5 a' u1 ^& e4 F6 ?
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"4 V8 M1 e  F! L2 J3 z# R4 j

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