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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
2 o, n& ?9 e1 ~9 vshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called: Q) U' H$ x) e( y/ P- U2 b6 R
the family doctor to discuss the problem.3 J- b6 u0 W$ o7 h* Y

5 h( ^/ ]/ H1 s5 H. f3 uThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,% T1 J) _4 u3 w$ Y
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
. b4 V6 G$ l1 m; Q$ O- Hgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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8 b! d. h. U( k9 I* o/ }That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
" U' b/ ]: X+ ~* b' Y5 Aden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."( c' Z& K) X' `) _! U3 l
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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# Q# D' H0 `% n% h+ t: XNo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and' k  R8 m  |: D9 L+ S) S; _* ^
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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/ p$ \5 X% Y/ Q# T. NNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife0 E+ S$ a7 _7 v8 V1 s* t% }
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"' n% o+ i: n( Y+ w# `8 t

- @0 w4 C2 _8 c2 D8 EAgain he gets no response.# P, c: O. d: L6 q6 }" p2 K4 t

, l2 e( k$ O9 f) }8 j% S: HSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's + p( ~* j, s$ A9 u$ L
for dinner?" Again there is no response., {- d  Y% d1 ~0 P+ y# |
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"  A! i6 q5 \5 J3 n3 R
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