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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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) ^$ M7 g5 _) O: Y' g5 R8 gthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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$ w ~; D% O( OThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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2 u9 k& r' W" e( Q) }; z3 THere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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. G) ?( P. w" H1 z5 bgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the' d7 K- F0 d+ `, r2 Q+ [
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
: G6 `5 c9 N9 _) G1 `Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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+ |8 Z5 i. x6 Y$ u! s5 Z* |So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
2 J, }6 J% k+ u- Qrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?": b, J$ O. Y: V4 O6 E& ]4 r4 s
# d* H" l/ J, _* w6 pStill no response.) b5 I) S3 _) t, Y* }
' f( Y) L' N( D- N, QNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife) Z" N- J2 m( w7 m8 R, q2 H
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.
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6 Z- X% j) u3 n, q; e5 L/ KSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's " Q: i) t; h" O, k1 J3 S6 |+ i# u
for dinner?" Again there is no response.# q& a7 {1 g+ g0 G& [7 _: M8 X
5 Z7 O. m! q% P, |) lSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?". q9 x2 R( Q* h6 a
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(I just love this) j& p: [3 N% L) M+ b R
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"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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