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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
: c, o/ i9 t6 R! yshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called5 _& \: [0 n. t! ]9 L7 S
the family doctor to discuss the problem.+ U: ?- y) Z4 w% v" I2 X: |' J$ H* b

2 ^9 v; n8 K, P  a+ N  U* F' kThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could1 c3 j7 V( [2 M, P3 _% n* u; L
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
8 t* z6 q* T9 L3 ~$ eand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
% v5 a# A% ^" k. }- Y) [0 ego to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."# ~# V* ?9 q# P; k
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the* I, V7 B- ?! U  q- l" L
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."+ Y8 l2 G% g/ O5 w$ s4 q0 `
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and9 ~& a; R, u/ @& I, S  Z6 l* w
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"+ l/ `' l. o+ [& B1 h) |1 I

: N- b3 h6 ~5 u% n( b7 e* LStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife& r, S, B! Z  H$ {+ n- N5 g
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"# |# r" S6 W8 c+ d; l

1 t9 U: `( {6 K7 o" r% wAgain he gets no response.) L" |) F" U, T# y1 k# b

" S( |; G  J9 p  l6 CSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
* V8 a( _  L+ n. c7 D4 Vfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?": D! N% J! O# V. {% O3 P& u
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' A& L5 F$ F& q$ i! `+ g) A"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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