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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought! l, V( w% y& a3 Q7 K, Z9 S! Q% l
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called# }, R  L5 D8 J3 u9 |
the family doctor to discuss the problem.1 n" ^9 O- S* d, N9 ?) q" l6 E

- T- G9 l0 a& J6 l' AThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
- k2 l: E( q$ Y: ]perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,% a4 o. }( ]. W/ F4 K; D) g
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,/ i0 ]% |7 _0 P8 G6 e- K! z
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."3 z5 C% T$ f* g6 j" n; [- b9 ^, A

* `) a6 C1 w0 P- [: K( Q4 NThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
9 Z, J3 [. Y) A7 f3 x; y! L- nden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
& L1 ~, E) v: U+ S. r% YThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.9 K  ^: m$ Y3 m. d' H
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and5 b" ^4 Q- C+ F0 D
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?": T5 y6 M0 P  Q! }+ b) f( {

: {) `% A! e! k2 p# o/ l0 KStill no response.
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; \+ C  q4 ?, l& j: NNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife( k, [5 ]0 m, }  O/ Y6 d1 Y; \
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.) T0 c$ q7 F( k  P

6 t) ~0 x+ V  y- R9 T- |5 wSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
/ \5 M, X7 M- r/ g* A1 v* Hfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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. A( `* k: G0 P1 |So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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