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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.7 E+ v# G% {- c. o

& x% R; Y3 s9 F: b5 n' U5 l8 qThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could& S; w: c7 }9 A7 b
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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; U5 _/ |$ M7 O3 j! r$ r: S7 QHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the. R$ Q3 z# L" F; q6 Q
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
7 {9 O& U9 T8 dThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"+ ^% Y6 N; Z! i
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No response.; l; [, j/ C( E
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.
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- W9 ]5 A* V4 J' l5 U: z9 KNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife- T, J9 j8 @& w* u
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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2 \1 w& m/ g6 cAgain he gets no response.
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! n0 w0 e1 l* N4 I2 P" s' uSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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% A9 |' y- k7 f# v" _% {0 s3 {So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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