埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4622|回复: 1

听力问题 - Hearing Problem

[复制链接]
鲜花(77) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought. g) m7 y) u. K5 Q* m1 d
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called, ]) d' }. [' O6 X# o2 @7 @
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
  h! @: Q( v0 |( _2 `  B5 E" i
7 v( B) V+ A/ j4 M6 f" C: X0 B* mThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could9 i: M9 l/ `6 w: A$ I
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.5 w/ y! x# k- P6 G8 F5 P1 J0 f- O

) k0 a1 l0 v8 F5 pHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
; Z, v, A; K9 T. [& g7 {( G/ pand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
6 L" h) K3 O: k! K1 A: rgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
1 x" X/ Q5 d3 i8 {0 }4 @4 J+ J* a5 V4 O* m; ]
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the/ k6 g8 B4 Y  n2 M8 O
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."+ O- o. J) c% ^' Y* I1 L9 c
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?") G8 N. h2 J/ j
% b% z, d9 ^/ Q
No response.
  f0 w. l- ^& H1 P- H/ c+ D) s4 k( w- i9 J8 I; Q
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
$ s" ?# W3 g: jrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"; N: q( |- J) G; h2 h
6 m& F8 k/ a- G" V9 W; W
Still no response.
5 l) q6 t- u: V% T( U9 @. z( |; l7 k
. E; }& f# t$ `. E' x% U6 iNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife% r& ]  A5 l. e. [5 W
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
; x" W# _# V4 r6 ]2 k  t! d
& \* |: l4 P! T# AAgain he gets no response.9 n9 w( }3 o5 t% |; S( l

5 D3 G. S! f' G# o3 b# y& Y2 jSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
( _* T% B) z( Qfor dinner?" Again there is no response.: W% H- x/ W* z! B
# I; }, \, U% i2 p- c
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?", _, G0 Y0 Z2 q! R

. I4 M* H! {6 j' f(I just love this)+ N/ f" J  k& }7 f3 l0 z
0 F. g8 ]8 ^6 ?( u/ Z
) e4 z/ x4 z( s
"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-5-31 01:44 | 显示全部楼层
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2025-11-25 09:57 , Processed in 0.178963 second(s), 13 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表