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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought% f* H2 L: A* i) i9 n) y  N8 E
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called. \" p! a$ e! E2 K9 |/ C
the family doctor to discuss the problem.. X* O7 d) i7 U1 q  v

# d( r' h4 p3 S0 y, ~9 U6 aThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
5 d7 K2 y% E% k8 Zperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.0 Z: }( F& i/ ~% c( J1 Y) e
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."8 J$ ?8 W' d0 Z" U- \2 }

0 q; m5 Y) L/ Y6 W3 N( k3 @That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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) I& u; Z( b$ U  s8 W% ]- yNo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
% O. U: U: u8 \$ k" \repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.+ W# p0 c( t" u& T
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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( S* F7 L; }" v. p! z, b$ KAgain he gets no response.4 \! G- g' i# ]) t% n4 b
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
: c/ |( B, X' B! Nfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"+ E4 ], e& e' n  c8 U9 M
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