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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought0 b! C0 C) ]- {( w4 e4 h  Z- C0 Q, g
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called* ^" }2 S1 x  E5 ~
the family doctor to discuss the problem.$ @$ m- x8 n* e3 c
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
( {* v5 K% h! \' E: Q+ r  ^) eand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
. I! y- Y  _, u8 U0 Z. jgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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8 D  V- e$ u+ k5 OThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the6 D( ^0 u3 ~1 U: w
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."8 g) X4 e4 y, c6 A
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"5 C; |' ^8 ^# A8 {

! ~. k, f4 Q- mNo response.
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% w1 I9 p' L! x+ f' P# QSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and" a5 u% C  M- L/ }1 D7 N) r
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response./ [- F  w( ?2 u' @/ G
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife+ j; X- i( {7 X0 I' {
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"0 t8 A# o( |: R2 ]: s# P

8 m  p$ T$ B3 B" r; o3 mAgain he gets no response.
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# l1 b8 B" v; Y- ESo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 4 m( c& f6 C# t# C
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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