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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought! u2 o( _) u$ B9 N
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
8 M$ { e7 X; e7 t9 k5 o, Z( sthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,7 [3 Q4 N' X# ^( m9 T; }5 i3 \+ t
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the& [* p1 H8 d: _& X
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."5 V# s% u$ G+ b! K
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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, ^; n0 n* U d1 I) cSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and0 I# z s1 ^3 C
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.+ \( B& q, L/ L( ?2 b; Z
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
, k" W$ Q3 y2 o- Z8 ufor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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! C S* Q# C4 V% v% A* M( O. mSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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$ J8 y& [2 o& G(I just love this)
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"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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