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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought% e& U( U; H, x/ e3 n
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
$ y, i: T; L9 d9 r- |+ Kthe family doctor to discuss the problem.# u" P  k3 g, Z' M( I. t

& o/ A- n' W$ A& p( y- tThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
$ e# }2 s8 o' e% D( F" H' i9 O1 j+ Pperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.4 D- {2 {7 |' L0 B$ |1 G/ W

0 k- i& J+ d% y$ n. kHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
- p+ t, P3 L0 P' K1 K9 x+ W8 Nand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,$ j$ U' Q! g9 e- v3 }8 u  p1 e
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."/ H2 H) ?& ]$ k+ A  v- Z
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the! T" B8 h( ^2 [) }' Y/ u
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
' Y( @0 e5 B3 g( }Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.
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  o6 ]( L+ R3 z: T$ ZSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and2 u& b2 u3 `" c% A/ L- z& ~, x. Y( x
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"' L' d* v) ]8 d

3 w: `! H! T2 h4 h: lStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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$ P' K9 v7 ^4 P# MAgain he gets no response.
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3 B2 W3 @0 k( U  G$ W$ N# o, LSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
1 ~; C0 `% ]$ D5 v; \for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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: A, ~" T# |* ISo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"+ {: N# x! s% z; h, R, N7 X$ W6 \

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