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The pregnant lady

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.+ t$ K* a: r' M( D0 W$ W2 }! \( o

7 m* n. N, T0 e+ M% T1 M% {; x% EThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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- Y) @) r: I9 ]. V- l9 vThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:6 n; Y+ v) ~# K  w( m

; n0 x: U4 X5 U1 A! ~9 B" P  ?When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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7 k, `! b/ s0 F5 m5 Y3 h. XThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.* j! W3 C7 _/ B4 H# M% ~8 Z
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.5 J: Z3 O9 S' o5 }

6 J3 y! o4 e; N9 k, L; BBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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9 B# R! t2 `+ P- S4 z“Case Dismissed”
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:55 | 显示全部楼层
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