The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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7 I& K1 A0 y# K2 f; yThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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* Y6 H5 o/ Z. ~8 v; O# fThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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7 O% q* @" Y! t8 c) p" GWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

/ c" i" s1 ^' Y, M. r, iThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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5 I9 b# `' S0 e) ]3 C3 P* P& O& gThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.

6 n- b4 \" U0 C# x! I/ gBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

“Case Dismissed”

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Funny

没心没肺

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