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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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, `# C3 z) O. K; LThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.' \1 Q% j6 N' f( {! J* g
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.# P* ?% Z+ Y! [
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:) q4 w, X' ~$ j
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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5 h* k! @+ P7 [; n4 |; tThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. P _. G! g$ N* V& Q) K
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.+ M2 W# I( S% {3 S* t) p0 {! I2 u* \
3 j3 I1 e; l9 w* u) eBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it.": U$ b5 @, k( F6 h" H
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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