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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.. j* ?2 e9 e1 J e; z0 \5 L
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.$ l: ^8 _6 E+ @$ {6 k8 J
7 }" M, F! u% @6 ~) K" }$ q& x/ CThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.: ^0 U7 U) a4 m
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:' n$ I: `) |6 o( ^/ p1 l, P
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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3 `1 \% {5 ~, f" lThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.% b7 X6 l' D/ V8 }# [. Z
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."( o% r5 v. ?: ?& }' _
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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