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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.9 s( h7 p% _0 s% _0 ~' e
4 P5 t% P% u4 J$ T0 d6 Y! nThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:' M) }$ U" @! Q- s
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.; E7 l# X* C- Z6 X! ~% }: F
3 h1 {0 n" I/ z$ Z/ jThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.# H% L, V- X5 J) _
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."8 k1 |5 d, ]; ^
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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